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Bet you that ice cream cake at your Covid party looks delicious. The blue icing, and the vanilla, chocolate, and other flavors are enticing. Bet you want those fresh cookies. Straight out of the oven, the aroma is pulling you in. Yet don’t do it. Later on your colon will be forced to work at an untoward pace. Think about your bowels please!
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bet you that ice cream cake at your Covid party
> looks delicious. The blue icing, and the vanilla,
> chocolate, and other flavors are enticing. Bet you
> want those fresh cookies. Straight out of the
> oven, the aroma is pulling you in. Yet don’t do
> it. Later on your colon will be forced to work at
> an untoward pace. Think about your bowels please!
I agree. We must think about bowels constantly.
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Don't worry about that Wrote:
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> John R Crap Wrote:
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> > Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
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> You must be new to FFXU.
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> Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists and
> inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
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> Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
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> Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion 'dies'
> and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their
> depravity.
John R Crap Wrote:
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> Don't worry about that Wrote:
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> > > Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
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> > You must be new to FFXU.
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> > Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists
> and
> > inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
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> > Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
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> > Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion 'dies'
> > and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their
> > depravity.
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> Based on the holiday, a religious zealot?
Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling and celebrating New Year’s Eve. Cheap beers and greasy foods. Grandma is out selling jenkum to get them more hamburger meat and alcohol. They are truly disgusting. I will stay in my bedroom playing the switch.
John R Crap Wrote:
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> Don't worry about that Wrote:
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> > > Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
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> > You must be new to FFXU.
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> >
> > Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists
> and
> > inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
> >
> > Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
> >
> > Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion 'dies'
> > and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their
> > depravity.
>
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> Based on the holiday, a religious zealot?
That seems like his excuse Wrote:
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> > > > Bowels? Haven’t heard that term in ages.
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> > > You must be new to FFXU.
> > >
> > >
> > > Brown Onion and his pals are scat fetishists
> > and
> > > inundate this forum with discussions of poop.
> > >
> > > Yes, they are degenerate perverts.
> > >
> > > Every spring, around Easter, Brown Onion
> 'dies'
> > > and we get a few weeks of reprieve from their
> > > depravity.
> >
> >
> > Based on the holiday, a religious zealot?
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> More likely dodging the tax man.
+! I don’t believe in coincidences and think you’re on to it. This loser is in default with IRS every year.
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> Here’s to not being interested in others bowels.
That doesn't mean we are not interested in yours.
Please post photos...
Brown Onion can diagnose medical problems just be looking at a picture of a bowel movement. Of course, given the chance to use his other senses like smell, taste and touch, he can be even more precise.
Dropped the first deuce of this new year. Bristol 3/4 that was girthy, long and satisfying. Was the first of many expected in 2021. Do not hate me brothers in bowel for the gift of exemplary pipes.
I really want Papa John pizzas right now. It sucks I have to wait till 11 am before they open. My bowels are ready to start the new year. I guess I'll run through Wendys drive thru and get a couple breakfast baconators and some of those awesome breakfast fries they sell. My bowels got this!
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I really want Papa John pizzas right now. It sucks
> I have to wait till 11 am before they open. My
> bowels are ready to start the new year. I guess
> I'll run through Wendys drive thru and get a
> couple breakfast baconators and some of those
> awesome breakfast fries they sell. My bowels got
> this!
Oh my that scares the bejesus out of my set of bowels. Will there be anything left?
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bet you that ice cream cake at your Covid party
> looks delicious. The blue icing, and the vanilla,
> chocolate, and other flavors are enticing. Bet you
> want those fresh cookies. Straight out of the
> oven, the aroma is pulling you in. Yet don’t do
> it. Later on your colon will be forced to work at
> an untoward pace. Think about your bowels please!
Hi BO its been a long time since I tracked you down on here. I see you are still providing a service to the brown trodden and that is really admirable. Happy new year.
I am sad to report that Mrs Dive lost her battle with cancer this past August. I am truly a broken man. I was thankful that I have this job with the state that provided us with incredible health insurance so she never lacked for care and she fought every step of the way. I got many more months with her than I would have had it not been for the treatments she got. I sold the houses that we were renting to the college kids and am thinking about putting my house on the market in the Spring. There are too many memories here. God bless you BO.
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Bet you that ice cream cake at your Covid party
> > looks delicious. The blue icing, and the
> vanilla,
> > chocolate, and other flavors are enticing. Bet
> you
> > want those fresh cookies. Straight out of the
> > oven, the aroma is pulling you in. Yet don’t
> do
> > it. Later on your colon will be forced to work
> at
> > an untoward pace. Think about your bowels
> please!
>
> Hi BO its been a long time since I tracked you
> down on here. I see you are still providing a
> service to the brown trodden and that is really
> admirable. Happy new year.
> I am sad to report that Mrs Dive lost her battle
> with cancer this past August. I am truly a broken
> man. I was thankful that I have this job with the
> state that provided us with incredible health
> insurance so she never lacked for care and she
> fought every step of the way. I got many more
> months with her than I would have had it not been
> for the treatments she got. I sold the houses that
> we were renting to the college kids and am
> thinking about putting my house on the market in
> the Spring. There are too many memories here. God
> bless you BO.
Just got up and I am making steak and eggs. Got two big NY strips going on the George Foreman grill and have home fries and six fried eggs going on the stovetop. My bowels can take it!
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Just got up and I am making steak and eggs. Got
> two big NY strips going on the George Foreman
> grill and have home fries and six fried eggs going
> on the stovetop. My bowels can take it!
Tomorrow you might want to try some fresh fruit and oatmeal.