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Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
ferfux
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Date: May 28, 2010 01:29PM
he Associated Press
Sunday, May 23, 2010; 2:13 PM
DANVERS, Mass. -- Police said a cleaning man was taken to a hospital after being sucked into a machine at a sausage-making company in Danvers. The accident happened Thursday night as the man was cleaning the vacuum-type machine that is used to season the meat at DiLigui Sausage Co. Police said the man's head and shoulders became stuck in the machine after it somehow activated while being cleaned.
Lt. Carole Germano told The Salem News that the man - whose name was not released - was freed from the machine and showed no obvious sign of trauma, but was taken to a hospital as a precaution.
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is investigating the mishap
Sunday, May 23, 2010; 2:13 PM
DANVERS, Mass. -- Police said a cleaning man was taken to a hospital after being sucked into a machine at a sausage-making company in Danvers. The accident happened Thursday night as the man was cleaning the vacuum-type machine that is used to season the meat at DiLigui Sausage Co. Police said the man's head and shoulders became stuck in the machine after it somehow activated while being cleaned.
Lt. Carole Germano told The Salem News that the man - whose name was not released - was freed from the machine and showed no obvious sign of trauma, but was taken to a hospital as a precaution.
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is investigating the mishap
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 28, 2010 01:31PM
No one was hurt. How anti-climatic. :-)
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: May 28, 2010 01:36PM
DiLigui Sausage Co., a division of Soylent Corporation
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: May 28, 2010 02:13PM
The Mangler Part II: The Sausagening
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Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
Tim45
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Date: May 28, 2010 06:31PM
"Lt. Carole Germano told The Salem News that the man - whose name was not released - was freed from the machine and showed no obvious sign of trauma, but was taken to a hospital as a precaution"
I bet he had a shit stain in his pants the size of the Gulf oil spill.
I bet he had a shit stain in his pants the size of the Gulf oil spill.
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
totuan
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Date: May 28, 2010 06:57PM
I read about a man who got sucked into a lens grinding machine. Seems he made quite a spectacle of himself.
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
Elle Diabla
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Date: May 28, 2010 08:01PM
WTF? No gory details?
Bullship article wasting my time!
Bullship article wasting my time!
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: May 28, 2010 09:36PM
ITRADE Wrote:
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I saw that when it was on TV. The guy's harness got hooked on the outside hood of the intake and his tools and helmet were sucked into the engine, breaking it. Luckiest bastard ever.
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I saw that when it was on TV. The guy's harness got hooked on the outside hood of the intake and his tools and helmet were sucked into the engine, breaking it. Luckiest bastard ever.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: May 28, 2010 09:51PM
A guy just recently got sucked into a jet engine and theres a picture online somewhere of the aftermath. It literally disintegrated the guy and the picture just showed small bloody chunks in a gigantic pool of blood all over the area of the engine. I'll try to find the pic.
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: May 28, 2010 10:13PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> A guy just recently got sucked into a jet engine
> and theres a picture online somewhere of the
> aftermath. It literally disintegrated the guy and
> the picture just showed small bloody chunks in a
> gigantic pool of blood all over the area of the
> engine. I'll try to find the pic.
A lady either got sucked into a commercial jumbo jet engine, or was hit by a prop at Dulles Airport a few years back as well. I can't find the news article though.
Here's your pics btw:
It's from El Paso Airport, in Texas. It must've been one of the quickest deaths ever.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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> A guy just recently got sucked into a jet engine
> and theres a picture online somewhere of the
> aftermath. It literally disintegrated the guy and
> the picture just showed small bloody chunks in a
> gigantic pool of blood all over the area of the
> engine. I'll try to find the pic.
A lady either got sucked into a commercial jumbo jet engine, or was hit by a prop at Dulles Airport a few years back as well. I can't find the news article though.
Here's your pics btw:
It's from El Paso Airport, in Texas. It must've been one of the quickest deaths ever.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: May 28, 2010 10:38PM
LOL. Hardcore, PL.
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: May 28, 2010 10:40PM
That's really fucking nasty.
Wonder how many passengers on the jet were bitching about their delayed takeoff while that was going on.
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Wonder how many passengers on the jet were bitching about their delayed takeoff while that was going on.
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Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 28, 2010 10:48PM
Wow. I feel sorry for the crew that had to clean up the runway and the engine. That shit can traumatize a person.
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
ITRADE
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Date: May 28, 2010 10:48PM
Looks like Phoenix or somewhere (turns out it was El Paso).
Aircraft is a Continental 737-300 (maybe -500).
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/28/2010 10:51PM by ITRADE.
Aircraft is a Continental 737-300 (maybe -500).
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/28/2010 10:51PM by ITRADE.
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: May 29, 2010 12:02PM
Goddamn!!!
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: May 29, 2010 02:00PM
At least it would have been quick.
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Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: May 29, 2010 03:01PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> At least it would have been quick.
True Dat. Maybe this could turn out to be a viable form of execution.
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> At least it would have been quick.
True Dat. Maybe this could turn out to be a viable form of execution.
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 29, 2010 03:22PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> True Dat. Maybe this could turn out to be a viable
> form of execution.
Kinda like Saddam's plastic shredder....
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> True Dat. Maybe this could turn out to be a viable
> form of execution.
Kinda like Saddam's plastic shredder....
Re: Man sucked into sausage machine
Posted by:
Snapple
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Date: May 29, 2010 08:02PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Kinda like Saddam's plastic shredder....
Was the story about the shredder ever confirmed? It sounds like a propaganda story. In the first Gulf War a girl testified that the Iraqis were killing babies, and it turned out the story was bullshit, she was the Kuwaiti ambassador's daughter and the whole thing was concocted by a PR firm.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurse_Nayirah
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> Kinda like Saddam's plastic shredder....
Was the story about the shredder ever confirmed? It sounds like a propaganda story. In the first Gulf War a girl testified that the Iraqis were killing babies, and it turned out the story was bullshit, she was the Kuwaiti ambassador's daughter and the whole thing was concocted by a PR firm.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurse_Nayirah