Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Brown Onion has lots of problems Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > > Melania had Baron meet me, but she stayed
> with
> > me
> > > and the midwives to help me through this
> > > experience. Dropping a mid sized SUV isn’t
> > > pleasant. Yet the First Lady was wonderful,
> > > supportive, and even sang me songs in
> Russian.
> >
> > Just think, come January, The outgoing first
> lady
> > and outgoing Presidential son will have more
> time
> > on their hands to participate in your shit
> > fantasies.
> > You are a very lucky man.
>
> As some of you know, my beloved neighbor, Brown
> Onion, is senile. There is a drag queen down the
> block, Jo Jo, who has been humoring him by
> dressing up as famous songstresses and singing
> while Brown shits. Aretha Franklin and Brenda Lee
> have always been Brown's favorites. Because of the
> recent sad election news, Jo Jo has taken to
> dressing up as Melania. Jo Jo brings his little
> friend Justin and introduces him as Barron. I hope
> that Justin is of legal age since he looks so
> young. I'm not really asking too many questions
> about that.
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