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President Trumps Help
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 13, 2020 02:39PM

President Trump is busy getting ready for his second term. Yet despite his hectic schedule, he had Melania and Baron stop by. Both promised to pray for my bowels, and they brought me a very nicely written letter from the president wishing me well on the groan throne. I do expect a basketball or large pumpkin tonight, but veteran midwives will help in this horror shop of belly bursting pain. What’s left of my colon, I’m really sorry.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: The Jew Trump Empire ()
Date: November 13, 2020 02:42PM

Trump is a jew. Biden is Christian.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: November 13, 2020 02:54PM

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: What kind of idiot freak ()
Date: November 13, 2020 04:12PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> President Trump is busy getting ready for his
> second term. Yet despite his hectic schedule, he
> had Melania and Baron stop by. Both promised to
> pray for my bowels, and they brought me a very
> nicely written letter from the president wishing
> me well on the groan throne. I do expect a
> basketball or large pumpkin tonight, but veteran
> midwives will help in this horror shop of belly
> bursting pain. What’s left of my colon, I’m
> really sorry.

What kind of pervert is Brown Onion?

Why is he involving a 14-year-old Barron Trump in his poop fantasies?

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 14, 2020 06:02AM

Melania had Baron meet me, but she stayed with me and the midwives to help me through this experience. Dropping a mid sized SUV isn’t pleasant. Yet the First Lady was wonderful, supportive, and even sang me songs in Russian.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Gollywoggle ()
Date: November 14, 2020 06:07AM

I’m a Hyundai man myself. Does that sound gay?

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 14, 2020 06:34AM

I am up early and there is no food in the house. I guess I better head over to Roy Rogers and be waiting at the door when they open in a half hour. A bacon and egg platter with a sausage gravy and biscuit platter with extra fried potatoes should hit the spot.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: November 14, 2020 06:44AM

10 pancakes with maple syrup, 13 egg omelette, 9 sausage links. Take that bowels.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: November 14, 2020 07:51AM

Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> 10 pancakes with maple syrup, 13 egg omelette, 9
> sausage links. Take that bowels.


Hi Freddie. I hope you are kidding. Eating meals like that on a regular basis can have negative effects on your health.
Maybe tomorrow you should try some fresh fruit with a toasted whole grain bagel and a glass of ice cold V-8 juice for breakfast.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: November 14, 2020 07:56AM

toasted onion Wrote:
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> Fatso Freddie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 10 pancakes with maple syrup, 13 egg omelette,
> 9
> > sausage links. Take that bowels.
>
>
> Hi Freddie. I hope you are kidding. Eating meals
> like that on a regular basis can have negative
> effects on your health.
> Maybe tomorrow you should try some fresh fruit
> with a toasted whole grain bagel and a glass of
> ice cold V-8 juice for breakfast.

I tried going on a healthy diet once but I couldn’t keep it up. I was starving to death, so I got a Papa Johns Supreme pizza and said to myself, fuck this diet shit.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 14, 2020 08:11AM

The Manchester Lakes Roy Rogers did not open on time this morning! I got there at 6:50 and they were supposed to open at 7 am. It was 7:13 before they unlocked the door! I was starving and it was like torture waiting there for 13 extra minutes. Well I got my two platters and the extra potatoes and biscuits so now my bowels are up to bat.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Brown Onion has lots of problems ()
Date: November 14, 2020 01:06PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Melania had Baron meet me, but she stayed with me
> and the midwives to help me through this
> experience. Dropping a mid sized SUV isn’t
> pleasant. Yet the First Lady was wonderful,
> supportive, and even sang me songs in Russian.

Just think, come January, The outgoing first lady and outgoing Presidential son will have more time on their hands to participate in your shit fantasies.
You are a very lucky man.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 14, 2020 02:13PM

Brown Onion has lots of problems Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Melania had Baron meet me, but she stayed with
> me
> > and the midwives to help me through this
> > experience. Dropping a mid sized SUV isn’t
> > pleasant. Yet the First Lady was wonderful,
> > supportive, and even sang me songs in Russian.
>
> Just think, come January, The outgoing first lady
> and outgoing Presidential son will have more time
> on their hands to participate in your shit
> fantasies.
> You are a very lucky man.

As some of you know, my beloved neighbor, Brown Onion, is senile. There is a drag queen down the block, Jo Jo, who has been humoring him by dressing up as famous songstresses and singing while Brown shits. Aretha Franklin and Brenda Lee have always been Brown's favorites. Because of the recent sad election news, Jo Jo has taken to dressing up as Melania. Jo Jo brings his little friend Justin and introduces him as Barron. I hope that Justin is of legal age since he looks so young. I'm not really asking too many questions about that.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Barrickman ()
Date: November 14, 2020 02:19PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Brown Onion has lots of problems Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Melania had Baron meet me, but she stayed
> with
> > me
> > > and the midwives to help me through this
> > > experience. Dropping a mid sized SUV isn’t
> > > pleasant. Yet the First Lady was wonderful,
> > > supportive, and even sang me songs in
> Russian.
> >
> > Just think, come January, The outgoing first
> lady
> > and outgoing Presidential son will have more
> time
> > on their hands to participate in your shit
> > fantasies.
> > You are a very lucky man.
>
> As some of you know, my beloved neighbor, Brown
> Onion, is senile. There is a drag queen down the
> block, Jo Jo, who has been humoring him by
> dressing up as famous songstresses and singing
> while Brown shits. Aretha Franklin and Brenda Lee
> have always been Brown's favorites. Because of the
> recent sad election news, Jo Jo has taken to
> dressing up as Melania. Jo Jo brings his little
> friend Justin and introduces him as Barron. I hope
> that Justin is of legal age since he looks so
> young. I'm not really asking too many questions
> about that.
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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: November 14, 2020 03:00PM

I want a normal college thanksgiving, but dad insists the obese neighbor join us for dinner on this day. I know they won’t just eat Turkey, but grill all kinds of nasty foods and fart. They are disgusting.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 14, 2020 04:20PM

I am getting ready to put 12 chicken drumsticks on the grill. Making red beans and rice as a side dish. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Father Onion ()
Date: November 14, 2020 05:18PM

Just because Trump holds a Bible does not make him a man of God!

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: God save us all Onion ()
Date: November 14, 2020 05:36PM

Father Onion Wrote:
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> Just because Trump holds a Bible does not make him
> a man of God!
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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: November 15, 2020 07:08AM

Steak and eggs, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: November 15, 2020 08:04AM

This morning gonna have 14 waffles, 7 sunny side up eggs and 6 bacon strips. Take that bowels.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Royale Onion ()
Date: November 15, 2020 10:47AM

French cuisine is better for bowels.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: November 15, 2020 11:23AM

Royale Onion Wrote:
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> French cuisine is better for bowels.

OUI OUI
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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Dodo555 ()
Date: November 15, 2020 01:04PM

Strangest thread on underground.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 15, 2020 01:42PM

I was at Walmart this morning and they had fresh turkeys available. I decided to get a 12 pounder to practice for Thanksgiving. It will be ready in a few hours. Going to see if my bowels can handle it.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 15, 2020 02:39PM

Dodo555 Wrote:
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> Strangest thread on underground.

Such vitriolic hatred!

My wise neighbor, Brown Onion, is right once again. Small-minded fecalphobes have no respect for the pain and sufferings of us BiBs.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Dodo555 ()
Date: November 15, 2020 04:31PM

This must be like Parler then.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: It is for the rest of us ()
Date: November 15, 2020 04:42PM

Dodo555 Wrote:
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> This must be like Parler then.


Gay scat freaks are people too.

This site offers us love and acceptance that we cannot find elsewhere.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Dem Pollster ()
Date: November 15, 2020 09:01PM

Here is why VA is a blue state. Deep state, false election allegations, and crap apparently. Looks like the GOP has a lot of problems.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 15, 2020 09:39PM

Dem Pollster Wrote:
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> Here is why VA is a blue state. Deep state, false
> election allegations, and crap apparently. Looks
> like the GOP has a lot of problems.
Who cares about any of that.

How are your bowels?

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 16, 2020 04:57AM

5am guy checking in. 5am guy is hoping all the BiBs are doing well. 5am guy went to a get together this last weekend with a work friend. The get together ended up being a huge group of black bikers. 5am guy got passed around like a rag doll. 5am guys rectum hurts really bad now but 5am guy had no troubles on the throne this evening. 5am guy was bleeding earlier but found that tampons help.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 16, 2020 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is just getting ready to start his weekend here in a few hours just as the rest of the world is starting their work week. With the holidays coming up they are expecting 5am guy to to a 6 day stretch of 12 hour work days.
5am guy has the space heater and the star shower lighting device going in the restroom now and soon 5am guy will be dropping off a load.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: November 16, 2020 12:30PM

What up Bibs! One of these 5am guy posters is not like the other. Just, sayin'.

Jersey Mike's giant #13 prepared Mike's Way with cheddar Sun Chips. Half for lunch and half for dinner. Nom, nom, nom... so delicious.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: mira6788 ()
Date: November 16, 2020 12:50PM

Actually I don't really like him

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: November 16, 2020 12:51PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> What up Bibs! One of these 5am guy posters is not
> like the other. Just, sayin'.
>
> Jersey Mike's giant #13 prepared Mike's Way with
> cheddar Sun Chips. Half for lunch and half for
> dinner. Nom, nom, nom... so delicious.


Poopy Fartz is a confused Poopy Fartz. Poopy Fartz wants to invite the real 5am guy over for Thanksgiving dinner. Poopy Fartz has Banquet Hungry Man turkey dinners. Poopy Fartz loves Mike's hard lemonade. Poopy Fartz can sometimes drink three Mike's hard lemonaids in a row. Does 5am guy like Mike's hard lemonade?


Poopy Fartz discovered flushable wipes aren't all that flushable.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Ombudsman . ()
Date: November 16, 2020 12:58PM

Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> Sploosh! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What up Bibs! One of these 5am guy posters is
> not
> > like the other. Just, sayin'.
> >
> > Jersey Mike's giant #13 prepared Mike's Way
> with
> > cheddar Sun Chips. Half for lunch and half for
> > dinner. Nom, nom, nom... so delicious.
>
>
> Poopy Fartz is a confused Poopy Fartz. Poopy Fartz
> wants to invite the real 5am guy over for
> Thanksgiving dinner. Poopy Fartz has Banquet
> Hungry Man turkey dinners. Poopy Fartz loves
> Mike's hard lemonade. Poopy Fartz can sometimes
> drink three Mike's hard lemonaids in a row. Does
> 5am guy like Mike's hard lemonade?
>
>
> Poopy Fartz discovered flushable wipes aren't all
> that flushable.


All of the above checks out for authenticity.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 16, 2020 04:41PM

Ombudsman . Wrote:
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> Poopy Fartz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sploosh! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What up Bibs! One of these 5am guy posters
> is
> > not
> > > like the other. Just, sayin'.
> > >
> > > Jersey Mike's giant #13 prepared Mike's Way
> > with
> > > cheddar Sun Chips. Half for lunch and half
> for
> > > dinner. Nom, nom, nom... so delicious.
> >
> >
> > Poopy Fartz is a confused Poopy Fartz. Poopy
> Fartz
> > wants to invite the real 5am guy over for
> > Thanksgiving dinner. Poopy Fartz has Banquet
> > Hungry Man turkey dinners. Poopy Fartz loves
> > Mike's hard lemonade. Poopy Fartz can sometimes
> > drink three Mike's hard lemonaids in a row.
> Does
> > 5am guy like Mike's hard lemonade?
> >
> >
> > Poopy Fartz discovered flushable wipes aren't
> all
> > that flushable.
>
>
> All of the above checks out for authenticity.

Like most of us BiBs, Poopy Fartz has emotional issues that he deals with by playing with his dookie. Brown Onion and I have been monitoring him. We think it is almost time for him to be initiated into our brotherhood where we play with each other's dookie.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 16, 2020 05:12PM

Someone in my office has the covid so I get to work from home this week. I don't feel like going out so I just ordered two medium pan pizzas and a pasta bowl from Dominoes, they should be here soon and I will wash that all down with a 6 pack of Bud light in bottles. My bowels can sleep in a extra hour tomorrow so they should be able to handle it!

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Miscavage! ()
Date: November 16, 2020 05:28PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Like most of us BiBs, Poopy Fartz has emotional
> issues that he deals with by playing with his
> dookie. Brown Onion and I have been monitoring
> him. We think it is almost time for him to be
> initiated into our brotherhood where we play with
> each other's dookie.

I, for one, am looking forward to playing with Poopy Fartz's dookie.


I should email him a menu for the night before of my favorite future poops.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: November 16, 2020 08:47PM

I just want to encourage all the B I B s to eat some fresh fruit and some baby carrots! They are really good for the bowels.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Miscavage! ()
Date: November 16, 2020 08:56PM

toasted onion Wrote:
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> I just want to encourage all the B I B s to eat
> some fresh fruit and some baby carrots! They are
> really good for the bowels.


I find the best bowel movements occur for me after I eat certain fruits. All around watermelon adds the best mix of roughage and sweetness. Nice billowy poops that can be used everywhere one uses poop.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: sienna onion ()
Date: November 17, 2020 01:49PM

Two cheese busters, large fry and a chicken platter from Red Barn tonight. My bowels can handle it.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 17, 2020 02:19PM

Miscavage! Wrote:
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> toasted onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just want to encourage all the B I B s to eat
> > some fresh fruit and some baby carrots! They
> are
> > really good for the bowels.
>
>
> I find the best bowel movements occur for me after
> I eat certain fruits. All around watermelon adds
> the best mix of roughage and sweetness. Nice
> billowy poops that can be used everywhere one uses
> poop.

Yes, many fruits have a profound impact on the quality of bowel movements. My neighbor, Brown Onion, likes it when I eat cantaloupe the best. Baked Apple and pumpkin bites make a great autumn treat both going in and coming out!

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 17, 2020 05:03PM

I have boneless skinless chicken breasts in the crock pot along with potatoes onions carrots red pepper and seasonings. It has been cooking for 8 hours and it smells wonderful. I wonder if I can eat all 4 quarts. My bowels are up for it I think.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: November 17, 2020 08:53PM

My good neighbor, Brown Onion, was swindled when he attempted to order his Oxycontin from the drug spammer. I ended up having to give him a half a dozen of my Seroquels to hold him over until he can get one of his doctor's can write him a scrip'.

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 18, 2020 04:35PM

Having a Walmart brand family size lasagna with brown n serve rolls heavily buttered. My bowels got this!

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Re: President Trumps Help
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: November 18, 2020 04:38PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Having a Walmart brand family size lasagna with
> brown n serve rolls heavily buttered. My bowels
> got this!
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