Sharon would be there. His sister might show up, but his brother would be a long shot. Let's just say there's no love lost there. It would be a very, very small gathering.
It would be really funny to show up and deliver a few of Miz's choice quotes on religion, just to see the expression on the priest's face when he hears it.
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William Robert Moreno
if i had the chance, i'd ass-fuck the pope, then cum all over his face. wrinkly old fuck. i'd turn his asshole inside out. i'd ram that big pope hat up his hairy old man asshole. slut bitch.
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William Robert Moreno
the pope can go shit in his hat
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William Robert Moreno
I want to fuck the pope in his asshole with a condom on and then cum all over his face
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William Robert Moreno
fuck that shriveled dick old asshole.
seriously.
I'm not joking. Fuck that guy. Fuck the 'pope'. Piece of shit.
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William Robert Moreno
I would take a shit in the Pope's hat if I got the chance.
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William Robert Moreno
I would fuck Jesus in his tight little asshole. I'd fuck Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, up his faggoty ass, then cum down his throat. I'd punch him in the ribs and then jerk his big fat son of god cock off until he came in my asshole. Then I'd punch him in the head and fuck his face until he turned my cum into wine, then I'd make him drink all the wine, then make him turn the wine back into cum, and he'd have so much cum in his faggot stomach that he'd throw it all up and I'd make him eat all the puke and cum until he puked it all up again, then I'd make him eat it again until he shit his robe, then make him eat his own shit, and all the cum and puke until he passed out, then I'd piss in his faggot savior face and throw down a piece of silver and say "now make me some bread, faggot" and then I'd kick him in the back of the head and throw him in a dumpster. Jesus is an asshole. Fuck him and fuck God too. I'd fuck God in the ass and then punch him in the dick. Fuck both of those cum-guzzling faggots.
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