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do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 03, 2010 11:41PM

my fucking feet stink and smell like a wild banchy who has been out in the wilderness for months with no shoes or socks....lemme no people!!!!!

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 03, 2010 11:54PM

You could have athlete's foot. It's known to cause a putrid odor.

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 04, 2010 12:02AM

your right....i actually peel my feet with a knife cuz the callus is so thick that its impossible to use any conventional medication to cure the smell...almost Neanderthalish

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: April 04, 2010 12:16AM

Lol, a callus has nothing to do with smell.

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 04, 2010 12:24AM

oo....that explains it..what do i do about my rotton feet though...i heard dipping my feet in vodka helps. is that true?

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: April 04, 2010 12:31AM

Mythbusters did a show on it, and here is a listing:

10 Ways to Cure Stinky Rotten Smelly Feet
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/407516/10_ways_to_cure_stinky_rotten_smelly.html?cat=50

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 04, 2010 12:35AM

thanks but i tried all of those mom and pop, old wive tales, mythbusters stuff. i need n exercism on my feet....do you know a priest?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/04/2010 12:35AM by zerxesva.

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: April 04, 2010 12:35AM

yeah, but they wont be focused on your feet.

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 04, 2010 12:39AM

to bad cuz its my feet that need da help...guess i gotta boil my feet in hot Molasses

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 04, 2010 12:47AM

no really anybody no whats good on smelly feet? are there any specialist?

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 04, 2010 12:49AM

You can always soak your feet into warm water with lots of tea bags. I hear that is a home remedy for smelly feet. It's worth a try.

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Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 04, 2010 12:52AM

thanks dude but i heard scraping my feet with a horse's brush helps 2.

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: Father Vince ()
Date: April 04, 2010 01:15AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> yeah, but they wont be focused on your feet.

I want Bigfoot now! Confess! Where is he?

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 04, 2010 01:18AM

i saw his dirty feet running across muddy waters last night...almost caught sum bitch....

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 04, 2010 09:11AM

lemme know people...tell me your story about somebody u know or a girlfriend who has retarded feet....i know there are funny stories out there?

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 04, 2010 03:29PM

dis 1 time i waz dateing dis 1 girl who had long toes that SO LONG! i waz telleing her shit girl YOUR TOES LONG AS FUCK lol! they like looking like fingers. she like SHUT UP I NOE lol! whenevr she is barefoot she curling her long sawsidge finger toes under her feet. i am looking over and seen them and telling WERE URE FUKIN TOES AT BITCH! LOL. i lold so hard so milk shoots out my nose! LOL

Signatures are for fags

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 04, 2010 03:44PM

i noe this dog has retarted feet....hes all like, 'look, Imma meade of metal, y'all!!' 'spretty crazy
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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 04, 2010 06:52PM

no really....lemme no if their are any smelly feet in fairfax county people????

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 05, 2010 11:45AM

i guess not

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: April 05, 2010 01:59PM

zerxesva Wrote:
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> i guess not


Honestly, the only remedy I've heard of is soaking your feet in tea water.

_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________" "good christ is there no limit to their douchebaggery?" - Gonads & Strife

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 19, 2010 11:42PM

does anybody have smelly feet

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: April 19, 2010 11:45PM

no, no one in all the world has smelly feet. take them bitches out once in a while and air them out.

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 20, 2010 12:10AM

zerxesva,

Why don't you try spraying your feet with deodorant?

And throw out your shoes.

Start wearing thongs.

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: April 20, 2010 12:24AM

Bathe your feet in pure Isopropyl Rubbing alchohol. 70% is okay and will most likely get the job done, but Walmart has the big 91% bottles. (the higher percentage means it is more pure, with less cutter)

just like washing your hair, I recommend you rinse and repeat for best results.

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: wet wet ()
Date: April 20, 2010 07:30AM

wet wet

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: zerxesva ()
Date: April 28, 2010 02:11AM

smelly feet attract da ladies!!!!!!!!!

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Re: do you have bad smelly feet.....do you know somebody?!?! share your story
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: April 28, 2010 02:13AM

zerxesva Wrote:
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> smelly feet attract da ladies!!!!!!!!!


so you are complaining because you dont want to attract da ladies?

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