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Made An Arrican American Set a High Jump Record Today
Posted by: Burke Lake Laughtersize ()
Date: June 05, 2019 05:36PM

Hiking around Burke lake and there is a black racer snake on the path. Step around it. African American male jogger runs up on me, and I yell "Careful there is a snake on the path" and point.

The guy jumped about 6 feet up and back off the path, screaming "Seriously! Fuck! Fuck!" and starts dancing around like somebody is shooting at his feet.

That shit was funny even if it had been a White Person, an old lady, or a retarded kid.

My lady friend just looked at me, closed her eyes, and started pulling me forward trying really hard not to lose her shit. We got around the bend and had to stop for a minute, we were crying so hard with laughter.

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Re: Made An Arrican American Set a High Jump Record Today
Posted by: you should see them with spiders ()
Date: June 05, 2019 06:29PM

one woman I worked with would jump onto a desk screaming.

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Re: Made An Arrican American Set a High Jump Record Today
Posted by: Bug -eyed LeRoy ()
Date: June 05, 2019 08:07PM

Lawdy! A snake! Wats weeze gonna do?

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Re: Made An Arrican American Set a High Jump Record Today
Posted by: Hhhhet ()
Date: June 06, 2019 05:02PM

By “African American” , do you mean a black guy?
C’mon, man stop with the African-American, Asian -American, euro -American, blah , blah, blah. It sounds like they are some completely different being.
Just say it was a “ white guy” or it was a “ black lady”
It’s much easier to say and it’s understood that we’re all the same, just different colors.

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Re: Made An Arrican American Set a High Jump Record Today
Posted by: Uncle Tom ()
Date: June 06, 2019 05:56PM

Niggers are deathly afraid of snakes...

and work.

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Re: Made An Arrican American Set a High Jump Record Today
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 06, 2019 07:15PM

Was he an "Arrican" from the south?

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