Hiking around Burke lake and there is a black racer snake on the path. Step around it. African American male jogger runs up on me, and I yell "Careful there is a snake on the path" and point.

The guy jumped about 6 feet up and back off the path, screaming "Seriously! Fuck! Fuck!" and starts dancing around like somebody is shooting at his feet.

That shit was funny even if it had been a White Person, an old lady, or a retarded kid.

My lady friend just looked at me, closed her eyes, and started pulling me forward trying really hard not to lose her shit. We got around the bend and had to stop for a minute, we were crying so hard with laughter.

one woman I worked with would jump onto a desk screaming.

Lawdy! A snake! Wats weeze gonna do?

By “African American” , do you mean a black guy?
C’mon, man stop with the African-American, Asian -American, euro -American, blah , blah, blah. It sounds like they are some completely different being.
Just say it was a “ white guy” or it was a “ black lady”
It’s much easier to say and it’s understood that we’re all the same, just different colors.

Niggers are deathly afraid of snakes...

and work.

Was he an "Arrican" from the south?