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Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: UppityNegro ()
Date: April 05, 2019 05:54PM

His father has enabled him to be a fat retard for the last 40 years. Why would he stop now?

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: WHY should he stop? ()
Date: April 05, 2019 10:20PM

Because his enabling father is on death's door, and his sister doesn't appear prosperous enough to support him.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: Government Cheese Meade ()
Date: April 05, 2019 11:32PM

UppityNegro Wrote:
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> His father has enabled him to be a fat retard for
> the last 40 years. Why would he stop now?


Sooner rather than later, God will stop his father from enabling Meade once and for all.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: Fehg66 ()
Date: April 06, 2019 02:28AM

Why should he.. If he is playing this right with SSI, Welfare, Food Stamps, Free Obama Phone.. Etc.. He is taking in about 80 to 85k a year and does nothing. Oh yea.. Dont forget free medical.

I would rather see meade getting it that an Just another illegal.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 06, 2019 01:08PM

The government won't have to pay Meade Skeleton for long.

Has anyone seen Meade Skeleton lately?

Morbid obesity leads to a morbid conclusion.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: The curse of 42 ()
Date: April 06, 2019 01:33PM

BEH Wrote:
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> The government won't have to pay Meade Skeleton
> for long.
>
> Has anyone seen Meade Skeleton lately?
>
> Morbid obesity leads to a morbid conclusion.


Dying at 27 is for Junkies.


Dying at 42 is for fatsos like Elvis and Divine.

Will Meade follow suit?

Other than the fact that Elvis and Divine actually starred in movies and sold records, Meade has one very important thing in common with them.......
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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: Jealousy Rampant ()
Date: April 06, 2019 01:37PM

BEH Wrote:
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> The government won't have to pay Meade Skeleton
> for long.
>
> Has anyone seen Meade Skeleton lately?
>
> Morbid obesity leads to a morbid conclusion.


Meade is getting in better shape. You're just jealous.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: Wonderful Entertainer ()
Date: April 06, 2019 01:40PM

UppityNegro Wrote:
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> His father has enabled him to be a fat retard for
> the last 40 years. Why would he stop now?


He has a job. He entertains people!

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: Meade:Shit or get off the pot ()
Date: April 06, 2019 01:45PM

Jealousy Rampant Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
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> > The government won't have to pay Meade Skeleton
> > for long.
> >
> > Has anyone seen Meade Skeleton lately?
> >
> > Morbid obesity leads to a morbid conclusion.
>
>
> Meade is getting in better shape. You're just
> jealous.

Hi Meade.

You are much fatter than you were at 30 and you were talking about losing weight then.

Instead of telling people you are 'getting in better shape', just fucking do it.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: Meade deludes himself again. ()
Date: April 06, 2019 01:49PM

Wonderful Entertainer Wrote:
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> UppityNegro Wrote:
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> -----
> > His father has enabled him to be a fat retard
> for
> > the last 40 years. Why would he stop now?
>
>
> He has a job. He entertains people!


Meade works 5 hours a week as a dancing cow so I guess this is technically true.

Amazing how this "Handsome, young looking guy with a Germanic build" has to wear a costume which covers his head and body to get paid to entertain people.

Even then, he can't make it a full-time gig.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: Sweet T life ()
Date: April 06, 2019 02:01PM

Meade deludes himself again. Wrote:
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> Wonderful Entertainer Wrote:
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> -----
> > UppityNegro Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > His father has enabled him to be a fat retard
> > for
> > > the last 40 years. Why would he stop now?
> >
> >
> > He has a job. He entertains people!
>
>
> Meade works 5 hours a week as a dancing cow so I
> guess this is technically true.
>
> Amazing how this "Handsome, young looking guy with
> a Germanic build" has to wear a costume which
> covers his head and body to get paid to entertain
> people.
>
> Even then, he can't make it a full-time gig.

He also sings and plays keyboard and writes some amazing songs.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: Cultivating Mass ()
Date: April 06, 2019 02:02PM

Meade:Shit or get off the pot Wrote:
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> Jealousy Rampant Wrote:
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> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The government won't have to pay Meade
> Skeleton
> > > for long.
> > >
> > > Has anyone seen Meade Skeleton lately?
> > >
> > > Morbid obesity leads to a morbid conclusion.
> >
> >
> > Meade is getting in better shape. You're just
> > jealous.
>
> Hi Meade.
>
> You are much fatter than you were at 30 and you
> were talking about losing weight then.
>
> Instead of telling people you are 'getting in
> better shape', just fucking do it.

Meade has put on a lot more muscle since 30. He is bigger and better than before.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: Ask yourself this simple questio ()
Date: April 06, 2019 02:56PM

Cultivating Mass Wrote:

>
> Meade has put on a lot more muscle since 30. He is
> bigger and better than before.


You really can watch Meade's videos and say 'boy that man is muscular..he is bigger and better than before'...
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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: but, wiil he get a job? ()
Date: April 06, 2019 10:00PM

I think he should drive school buses.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: For the sake of the children ()
Date: April 07, 2019 11:12AM

but, wiil he get a job? Wrote:
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> I think he should drive school buses.

I don't think parents should trust him.

Honestly, only he knows a reason he is a virgin at 40. Perhaps his sexual desires go in a direction no one wants to hear.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: there'd better be an update ()
Date: April 07, 2019 03:57PM

I want to hear about his job search.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: Better Shape? ()
Date: April 08, 2019 09:10AM

Jealousy Rampant Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > The government won't have to pay Meade Skeleton
> > for long.
> >
> > Has anyone seen Meade Skeleton lately?
> >
> > Morbid obesity leads to a morbid conclusion.
>
>
> Meade is getting in better shape. You're just
> jealous.

Better shape for a beach ball, but not a human. I actually find Meade likeable and entertaining and am concerned about his health. He is getting ever fatter and appears to be eating himself to death.

Please don't encourage his denial of the problem. Help him get in proper shape.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: does meade study martial arts? ()
Date: April 09, 2019 12:27AM

because that is supposed to be good exercise

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: I know..... ()
Date: April 09, 2019 01:03AM

does meade study martial arts? Wrote:
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> because that is supposed to be good exercise


Meade has his black belt in taekwondonut.

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Re: Will Meade ever get a real job?
Posted by: Weight plateau ()
Date: April 09, 2019 03:03AM

Better Shape? Wrote:
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> Jealousy Rampant Wrote:
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> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The government won't have to pay Meade
> Skeleton
> > > for long.
> > >
> > > Has anyone seen Meade Skeleton lately?
> > >
> > > Morbid obesity leads to a morbid conclusion.
> >
> >
> > Meade is getting in better shape. You're just
> > jealous.
>
> Better shape for a beach ball, but not a human. I
> actually find Meade likeable and entertaining and
> am concerned about his health. He is getting ever
> fatter and appears to be eating himself to death.
>
> Please don't encourage his denial of the problem.
> Help him get in proper shape.


He's not getting any fatter. He's just staying the same as he was. He did put on about 15 lbs last year and he keeps saying he'll get it off, but he still looks the same.

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