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I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: sent on a errand ()
Date: January 14, 2019 07:58AM

I want something not too small like a Focus or Corolla but not too big like a Suburban. It needs to be comfortable for a man who is 60 pounds overweight. I am not paying for the gas or any expenses on the trip. Please help me decide, thanks.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Hdjdjffv ()
Date: January 14, 2019 08:01AM

Ford F-150 Ecoboost, XLT or higher. 23 MPG highway. Very comfortable. Amazingly stiff chassis. $40 a day from Enterprise.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Like this faggot ()
Date: January 14, 2019 08:12AM

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Louie Chevrolet ()
Date: January 14, 2019 08:22AM

Chevrolet Impala. Nice, comfortable, roomy full size sedan. See the USA in your Chevrolet!

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: vdub ()
Date: January 14, 2019 08:35AM

Louie Chevrolet Wrote:
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> Chevrolet Impala. Nice, comfortable, roomy full
> size sedan. See the USA in your Chevrolet!


He probably wants to actually make it across the country without breaking down so no a GM product is not a good choice. I would say a VW jetta would be best.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Minivan/ Midsize SUV ()
Date: January 14, 2019 08:41AM

Whatever you do, don't pick an econobox. The little money that you save on gas will not make your back feel better. If I spend more than a couple of hours in a Civic or Accent, I ache all over.

Get a minivan or midsized SUV.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: HRL ()
Date: January 14, 2019 08:49AM

A Lincoln MKS is super comfortable and rides like you are sailing on a sea of melted butter.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Louie Chevrolet ()
Date: January 14, 2019 08:57AM

vdub Wrote:
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> Louie Chevrolet Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Chevrolet Impala. Nice, comfortable, roomy full
> > size sedan. See the USA in your Chevrolet!
>
>
> He probably wants to actually make it across the
> country without breaking down so no a GM product
> is not a good choice. I would say a VW jetta would
> be best.

You obviously don’t read Consumer Reports. Impala has been their top pick in the full size sedan category. With a good reliability rating. Most VW’s have poor reliability ratings.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: crossover ()
Date: January 14, 2019 09:03AM

Yeah get an SUV that gets good gas mileage, like a Mazda CX-5 or Honda CR-V. They’re bigger, more comfortable vehicles. and even if fuel costs aren’t a big factor in your trip, it’s worth not having to stop just for gas as often. Being able to drive 400+ miles on a single tank is nice on real long trips. You can do that in an F150 but unless you have a camper shell on it all your luggage might not be safe from thieves.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: vdub ()
Date: January 14, 2019 12:38PM

Louie Chevrolet Wrote:
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> vdub Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Louie Chevrolet Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Chevrolet Impala. Nice, comfortable, roomy
> full
> > > size sedan. See the USA in your Chevrolet!
> >
> >
> > He probably wants to actually make it across
> the
> > country without breaking down so no a GM
> product
> > is not a good choice. I would say a VW jetta
> would
> > be best.
>
> You obviously don’t read Consumer Reports.
> Impala has been their top pick in the full size
> sedan category. With a good reliability rating.
> Most VW’s have poor reliability ratings.


GM products are nigger cars.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Looks Shady ()
Date: January 14, 2019 12:41PM

Why would you drive? Are you transporting something illegal?

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Louie Chevrolet ()
Date: January 14, 2019 12:46PM

vdub Wrote:
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> Louie Chevrolet Wrote:
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> -----
> > vdub Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Louie Chevrolet Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Chevrolet Impala. Nice, comfortable, roomy
> > full
> > > > size sedan. See the USA in your Chevrolet!
> > >
> > >
> > > He probably wants to actually make it across
> > the
> > > country without breaking down so no a GM
> > product
> > > is not a good choice. I would say a VW jetta
> > would
> > > be best.
> >
> > You obviously don’t read Consumer Reports.
> > Impala has been their top pick in the full size
> > sedan category. With a good reliability rating.
> > Most VW’s have poor reliability ratings.
>
>
> GM products are nigger cars.

You are mistaken young man. Blacks drive Chrysler 300’s, Nissan Altima’s and
Old Ford Crown Vic’s.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Date: January 14, 2019 01:23PM

Being you're asking for a rental recommendation, I'd say the Chrysler 300. I wouldn't own one, but as a rental, it's a good car. Alpine audio system, 7 speed transmission, etc. Just use the cruise control so you don't get a ticket.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Lol at this idiot! ()
Date: January 14, 2019 01:40PM

vdub Wrote:
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> Louie Chevrolet Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Chevrolet Impala. Nice, comfortable, roomy full
> > size sedan. See the USA in your Chevrolet!
>
>
> He probably wants to actually make it across the
> country without breaking down so no a GM product
> is not a good choice. I would say a VW jetta would
> be best.




VW? Ahahahaha! Those cars are the most unreliable and biggest pieces of shits on the road! Electrical problems galore. My boss had one and he was sorry he ever bought it. Chevrolets are ranked WAY above VW in reliability. Nice try tho.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: sent on a errand ()
Date: January 14, 2019 01:59PM

Ocasio Cortezs Coochie Wrote:
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> Being you're asking for a rental recommendation,
> I'd say the Chrysler 300. I wouldn't own one, but
> as a rental, it's a good car. Alpine audio system,
> 7 speed transmission, etc. Just use the cruise
> control so you don't get a ticket.


I like that idea. No way I would ever buy a Chrysler either. But renting one for a couple weeks might be fun. I am going to test drive one at a dealership maybe they will even rent me one. Thanks!

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Borrow a ford fusion ()
Date: January 14, 2019 02:02PM

There is a ford fusion you might be able to use cheaply. Neither registered owner can drive. The best part is they have an amazing insurance policy that anyone else can use the car as long as they want and they are covered. This has been notarized so we know it is legally valid.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Baron Trump ()
Date: January 14, 2019 02:06PM

A flight costs about $350 RT and takes about 5 hours each way.

Why do you have to drive instead of flying?

Are you bringing back buds?


#BringUsSome

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Whats the Point? ()
Date: January 14, 2019 02:52PM

Baron Trump Wrote:
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> A flight costs about $350 RT and takes about 5
> hours each way.
>
> Why do you have to drive instead of flying?
>
> Are you bringing back buds?
>
>
> #BringUsSome

Just go to DC for buds stupid.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Considering the Season ()
Date: January 14, 2019 03:12PM

Baron Trump Wrote:
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> A flight costs about $350 RT and takes about 5
> hours each way.
>
> Why do you have to drive instead of flying?
>
> Are you bringing back buds?
>
>
> #BringUsSome


Good advice - regarding flying during this time of year. Driving through Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Minnesota, the Dakotas, Montana, etc. during this time of year could be a horrendous trip due to snowstorms.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: 2017 Ford Fusion ()
Date: January 14, 2019 03:15PM

Borrow a ford fusion Wrote:
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> There is a ford fusion you might be able to use
> cheaply. Neither registered owner can drive. The
> best part is they have an amazing insurance policy
> that anyone else can use the car as long as they
> want and they are covered. This has been
> notarized so we know it is legally valid.

It's at 548 Rockbridge Drive SE Leesburg, VA 20175

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Essentials for traveling... ()
Date: January 14, 2019 03:47PM

2017 Ford Fusion Wrote:
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> Borrow a ford fusion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There is a ford fusion you might be able to use
> > cheaply. Neither registered owner can drive.
> The
> > best part is they have an amazing insurance
> policy
> > that anyone else can use the car as long as
> they
> > want and they are covered. This has been
> > notarized so we know it is legally valid.
>
> It's at 548 Rockbridge Drive SE Leesburg, VA 20175

If you do borrow that car get a few cans of Febreeze...and expect to be shampooing with "RID" for the duration of the trip.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: FFXU's west coast contingent ()
Date: January 14, 2019 03:53PM

When you get there, be sure to look up the two gay boys in capri pants. They know the owner of the car, so they will recognize you.
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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: yota nation ()
Date: January 14, 2019 04:09PM

Yo, OP if you are making that drive anytime soon you better have AWD. Go with a Toyota Rav4 AWD.

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Bring a subaru ()
Date: January 14, 2019 04:14PM

yota nation Wrote:
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> Yo, OP if you are making that drive anytime soon
> you better have AWD. Go with a Toyota Rav4 AWD.


A Subaru is the car of choice for the pacific northwest.
When you get to Multnomah County..
Grab yourself a case of Dead Guy Ale, drive up into the mountains in the snow and you too can see big foot!!!!

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: Ultimate Ride ()
Date: January 14, 2019 11:54PM

Rent a Daewoo, those are fucking awesome!

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Re: I have to drive to Portland Oregon and back. What car should I rent?
Posted by: rent a prius ()
Date: January 15, 2019 12:23AM

anything else will get vandalized in portland

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