Re: I haven't taken a shit in 13 days. I'm starting to worry!
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Date: November 05, 2018 03:14PM
Doctor shit Wrote:
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> Drink some prune juice, drink some coffee, smoke a
> cigarette and then go for a jog in the woods with
> a roll of toilet paper because you will definitely
> shit some bricks. If this doesn't work than go to
> inova today.
My personal routine for bowel emptying is now this:
Evening - smoke a blunt, and then eat two pounds of raw veggies. Use lots of dip - the more the better.
Next morning - get a large cup of gas station coffee and drink it while walking briskly through the park.
Soon, your bowels will let you know they're ready to deliver the baby!