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I haven't taken a shit in 13 days. I'm starting to worry!
Posted by: That's the way cashews crumble ()
Date: November 05, 2018 11:29AM

I still eat like a horse. I have no pain. I don't know what's going on!

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Re: I haven't taken a shit in 13 days. I'm starting to worry!
Posted by: Doctor shit ()
Date: November 05, 2018 01:03PM

Drink some prune juice, drink some coffee, smoke a cigarette and then go for a jog in the woods with a roll of toilet paper because you will definitely shit some bricks. If this doesn't work than go to inova today.

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Re: I haven't taken a shit in 13 days. I'm starting to worry!
Posted by: That's the way cashews crumble ()
Date: November 05, 2018 02:09PM

I went to my car and took a nap during lunch time. I came back in and had to pee. While I was standing there peeing, the urge hit me, so I ran to the stall. I think I just took the biggest shit of my life!

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Re: I haven't taken a shit in 13 days. I'm starting to worry!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 05, 2018 03:08PM

In the end, everything came out right, great story.

The Bowels are indeed wonderous and mysterious.

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Re: I haven't taken a shit in 13 days. I'm starting to worry!
Posted by: coffee is good ()
Date: November 05, 2018 03:14PM

Doctor shit Wrote:
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> Drink some prune juice, drink some coffee, smoke a
> cigarette and then go for a jog in the woods with
> a roll of toilet paper because you will definitely
> shit some bricks. If this doesn't work than go to
> inova today.


My personal routine for bowel emptying is now this:

Evening - smoke a blunt, and then eat two pounds of raw veggies. Use lots of dip - the more the better.

Next morning - get a large cup of gas station coffee and drink it while walking briskly through the park.

Soon, your bowels will let you know they're ready to deliver the baby!

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