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Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: blooming onion. ()
Date: October 28, 2018 01:32PM

This is be kind to your bowels week!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: October 28, 2018 01:48PM

Hello dere!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: October 30, 2018 04:56AM

Hello! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy was wondering how all the BiB's are doing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Morning Merle ()
Date: October 30, 2018 07:06AM

7am guy checking in. STFU

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: October 30, 2018 07:25AM

I sit here with a thermos of coffee and breakfast on the groan throne. Not much dilation yet but hoping soon.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 02, 2018 04:44AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has the weekends off the next couple weeks. 5am guy knows that the boss is getting ready to ask 5am guy to work the holidays this year again. 5am guy is the only one at work who has no family so 5am guy ends up working 12 hour shifts on Christmas and Thanksgiving.
5am guy just took a nice dump so 5am guy is happy about that. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the BiB's.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 02, 2018 06:33AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has the
> weekends off the next couple weeks. 5am guy knows
> that the boss is getting ready to ask 5am guy to
> work the holidays this year again. 5am guy is the
> only one at work who has no family so 5am guy ends
> up working 12 hour shifts on Christmas and
> Thanksgiving.
> 5am guy just took a nice dump so 5am guy is happy
> about that. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the
> BiB's.

5 am those are hard hours but glad your bowels are doing okay. About to drop an illegal immigrant here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 17, 2018 12:24PM

Hi everyone! Looks like I am in for a living hell next week. My parents are having over 10 guests for the Thanksgiving holiday and some of them are staying in our house several nights.
There will be mass consumption of gassy foods and cheap beer. My Uncle will be here and he farts worse than my Dad and the obese neighbor combined. Looks like I might wind up sleeping in the car again.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: November 17, 2018 01:47PM

Hello dere spring. How iz youre school going theze dayz?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 18, 2018 07:03AM

Heading over to Roy Rogers shortly for a sausage and egg platter with fried potatoes and biscuit with a side of sausage gravy. Will wash that down with a big cup of diet coke. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: November 21, 2018 02:39PM

Thanksgiving day should be known as National bowel abuse day.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spinning signzzz ()
Date: November 21, 2018 03:09PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has the
> weekends off the next couple weeks. 5am guy knows
> that the boss is getting ready to ask 5am guy to
> work the holidays this year again. 5am guy is the
> only one at work who has no family so 5am guy ends
> up working 12 hour shifts on Christmas and
> Thanksgiving.
> 5am guy just took a nice dump so 5am guy is happy
> about that. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the
> BiB's.

all these years working the graveyard - you must be one dumb mother fucker. Cookin your turkey in the basement in your CrockPot TM again this year?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: trump ruined his bowels! ()
Date: November 21, 2018 04:47PM

lord, the stuff that fat slob eats!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 21, 2018 06:48PM

trump ruined his bowels! Wrote:
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> lord, the stuff that fat slob eats!


Trump is health and excellence in bowels

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: tjtc3 ()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:00PM


gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising"

Cary has banned the user who continually posts fecal matter, dead abused bodies, and child porn from FFU - but the user persists - and is heading for an arrest and or to be disconnected from owning a PC / phone.

Abusing other users on the telephone company lines (incl data) is infact against the law and telephone company usage agreement.


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dmuyc ()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:01PM

the intent of these posts is demoralization of troops, citizens of USA. it may be a chinese or hindu prisoner who is threatened to harass usa or die of starvation - or just as likely - a fx co gov employee sharon bulova empowered

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Get a clue and fool it... ()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:12PM

tjtc3 Wrote:
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>
> gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu
> daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is
> getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat
> "advertising"
>
>

Even the DNC isn't stupid enough to pay a political operative to flood this idiot site.

Real people don't take this site seriously.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: one person does ()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:14PM

Get a clue and fool it... Wrote:
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> >
>
> Even the DNC isn't stupid enough to pay a
> political operative to flood this idiot site.
>
> Real people don't take this site seriously.


The forum trumptard. He really thinks he's striking a blow for trumptardism by tilting at the gerry windmill all day long here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: You have a point ()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:21PM

one person does Wrote:
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> Get a clue and fool it... Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> > >
> >
> > Even the DNC isn't stupid enough to pay a
> > political operative to flood this idiot site.
> >
> > Real people don't take this site seriously.
>
>
> The forum trumptard. He really thinks he's
> striking a blow for trumptardism by tilting at the
> gerry windmill all day long here.

I have said this before, but I think the Forum Trumptard and Gerry need each other. Both would be laughed off any decent forum where politics was discussed. So they stay here and needle each other...

There are other conservative and liberal posters who chime in. But I think it is a safe bet that at least half the liberal posts here are by Gerry at least half of the conservative posts are by the forum Trumptard...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: good B.M.'s ()
Date: November 21, 2018 08:20PM

Eat fruits and salads at almost every meal. Once or twice a month have a really good meal that you really enjoy. Do this and your bowels will work great!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: November 22, 2018 06:15AM

Hello dere folks. I shore iz thankful ta be in my new house dis thanksgivin. Me an my roomate gonna stay home taday an cook us a turkey an som stuffin an las knight I went ta tha salad bar at the Giant store an built a big salad so we got that an 2 cases of bud light beerz too! I shore doez wish everyone a happi thankgivins!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 22, 2018 07:49AM

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Red onion it is great that you got your own house now, I hope you enjoy it very much!

I have to hang around here at home today with all the farting drunks but after dinner I am going to stay at my Grandmas house for a couple nights. I am looking forward to that!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 22, 2018 09:00AM

To red onion and spring onion, it’s my hope you both have a wonderful thanksgiving. To you your family and your bowels nothing but the best

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 22, 2018 10:14AM

I just had a threesome with my uncle and dad. They passed me back & forth while I sucked their dicks. Cum tastes pretty good and I think its bowel friendly. This is the best Thanksgiving ever!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: November 22, 2018 01:53PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> To red onion and spring onion, it’s my hope you
> both have a wonderful thanksgiving. To you your
> family and your bowels nothing but the best


Thank you mr brownonion. We jus got done eatin an my sister stopped by an gived us a nice apple pie. We are gonna watch footbalz an drink beerz the rest of tha day. God bless you an you family mr brownonion.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 22, 2018 02:42PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To red onion and spring onion, it’s my hope
> you
> > both have a wonderful thanksgiving. To you your
> > family and your bowels nothing but the best
>
>
> Thank you mr brownonion. We jus got done eatin an
> my sister stopped by an gived us a nice apple pie.
> We are gonna watch footbalz an drink beerz the
> rest of tha day. God bless you an you family mr
> brownonion.


You’re a good man red onion. If possible can you update how fast this food moves?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 06:16AM

My bowels deserved what they got yesterday. I got a complete thanksgiving dinner from whole foods. Take THAT bowels!

As soon as Roy Rogers opens this morning I am going to get the sausage and egg platter with fried potatoes, biscuit and a side of sausage gravy. My bowels wont know what hit them!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 06:50AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> My bowels deserved what they got yesterday. I got
> a complete thanksgiving dinner from whole foods.
> Take THAT bowels!
>
> As soon as Roy Rogers opens this morning I am
> going to get the sausage and egg platter with
> fried potatoes, biscuit and a side of sausage
> gravy. My bowels wont know what hit them!


Here's to your entrails. I hope they endure this painful deluge somehow.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: fan of OG ()
Date: November 23, 2018 07:21AM

I find Olive Garden food to be bowel friendly.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 08:13AM

Spending the day with my Grandma at her home near Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw puzzles and are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is good to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at my house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well today!

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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 10:17AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Spending the day with my Grandma at her home near
> Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw puzzles and
> are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is good
> to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at my
> house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well today!


Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college so far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 11:02AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spending the day with my Grandma at her home
> near
> > Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw puzzles
> and
> > are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is
> good
> > to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at
> my
> > house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well
> today!
>
>
> Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college so
> far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.


Hi Brown! I hope you had a nice turkey day. I don't start college till next fall, I am a Senior in HS this year. As long as my SAT score comes out good I should be accepted at Richard Bland which is the only 2 year Junior college in Virginia. My Grandma and parents will pay for that. If I get a high enough GPA at Bland I will have guaranteed acceptance at William and Mary and can go in as a Junior but I will have to take loans to go there. We will see how it goes. The 2 year degree will allow me to work as a registered nurse and I might start working and go to W&M part time. I have made some friends working at the hospital cafeteria and have gotten some good advice.

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Posted by: Obese Neighbor ()
Date: November 23, 2018 02:27PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Spending the day with my Grandma at her home
> > near
> > > Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw
> puzzles
> > and
> > > are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is
> > good
> > > to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at
> > my
> > > house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well
> > today!
> >
> >
> > Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college
> so
> > far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.
>
>
> Hi Brown! I hope you had a nice turkey day. I
> don't start college till next fall, I am a Senior
> in HS this year. As long as my SAT score comes out
> good I should be accepted at Richard Bland which
> is the only 2 year Junior college in Virginia. My
> Grandma and parents will pay for that. If I get a
> high enough GPA at Bland I will have guaranteed
> acceptance at William and Mary and can go in as a
> Junior but I will have to take loans to go there.
> We will see how it goes. The 2 year degree will
> allow me to work as a registered nurse and I might
> start working and go to W&M part time. I have made
> some friends working at the hospital cafeteria and
> have gotten some good advice.

Hey Spring - your neighbor here. Please tell your dad I miss him very much and have forgiven him for losing the serving spoon from the green beans in my rectum. The doctor said that 'its not like its the first time you've come in with a foreign object in there...'

I really feel a connection with your dad. I hope your mom feels better as I noticed she spent most of Thanksgiving on the deck outside smoking cigarettes...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 02:50PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Spending the day with my Grandma at her home
> > near
> > > Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw
> puzzles
> > and
> > > are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is
> > good
> > > to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at
> > my
> > > house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well
> > today!
> >
> >
> > Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college
> so
> > far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.
>
>
> Hi Brown! I hope you had a nice turkey day. I
> don't start college till next fall, I am a Senior
> in HS this year. As long as my SAT score comes out
> good I should be accepted at Richard Bland which
> is the only 2 year Junior college in Virginia. My
> Grandma and parents will pay for that. If I get a
> high enough GPA at Bland I will have guaranteed
> acceptance at William and Mary and can go in as a
> Junior but I will have to take loans to go there.
> We will see how it goes. The 2 year degree will
> allow me to work as a registered nurse and I might
> start working and go to W&M part time. I have made
> some friends working at the hospital cafeteria and
> have gotten some good advice.


Way to go spring onion. Please tell me you’re going into gastrointestinal medicine, so you can keep doctors with cruel intentions and sausage fingers at bay.

That’s a wonderful way of doing things and William and Mary is excellent!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 04:46PM

As of right now my ultimate goal would be to obtain a degree in Kinesiology & Health Sciences. That is the study the human body,it's anatomy and function with emphasis on nutrition and digestive function. My hope is to someday work towards a cure for IBS.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion_ ()
Date: November 23, 2018 04:50PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> As of right now my ultimate goal would be to
> obtain a degree in Kinesiology & Health Sciences.
> That is the study the human body,it's anatomy and
> function with emphasis on nutrition and digestive
> function. My hope is to someday work towards a
> cure for IBS.

Hi Spring! long time no see - I really miss your back rubs. Any chance you might want to go for a ride with me in my conversion van? Id be glad to contribute towards your college fund.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 04:54PM

Verified Green Onion_ Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As of right now my ultimate goal would be to
> > obtain a degree in Kinesiology & Health
> Sciences.
> > That is the study the human body,it's anatomy
> and
> > function with emphasis on nutrition and
> digestive
> > function. My hope is to someday work towards a
> > cure for IBS.
>
> Hi Spring! long time no see - I really miss your
> back rubs. Any chance you might want to go for a
> ride with me in my conversion van? Id be glad to
> contribute towards your college fund.

Sure! Can I bring the obese neighbor? He mentioned something about tossing salad. I guess he wants to start talking about eating healthy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: couch sleeper ()
Date: November 23, 2018 05:10PM

I had waaaay too much gravy with dinner last night. Thought I was farting middle of the night and sharted all over my mattress. Wife was none too pleased. She said I had to hose it off in the driveway before she gave it a bleach bath. The mattress is foam and soaked in a lot - its a total loss.

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Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 23, 2018 05:24PM

couch sleeper Wrote:
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> I had waaaay too much gravy with dinner last
> night. Thought I was farting middle of the night
> and sharted all over my mattress. Wife was none
> too pleased. She said I had to hose it off in the
> driveway before she gave it a bleach bath. The
> mattress is foam and soaked in a lot - its a total
> loss.


You should have told us. I would have finished my shift early & me Brown Onion would have come over with spoons and had ourselves a Thanksgiving feast. We both love brown gravy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 24, 2018 06:51AM

It's Golden corral for breakfast today! Thinking of sausage patties belgian waffles covered in Mrs Butterworth's and 6 fried eggs! My bowels are in for it now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tea Stains Game Tonight!!! ()
Date: November 24, 2018 08:25AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> couch sleeper Wrote:
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> > I had waaaay too much gravy with dinner last
> > night. Thought I was farting middle of the
> night
> > and sharted all over my mattress. Wife was
> none
> > too pleased. She said I had to hose it off in
> the
> > driveway before she gave it a bleach bath. The
> > mattress is foam and soaked in a lot - its a
> total
> > loss.
>
>
> You should have told us. I would have finished my
> shift early & me Brown Onion would have come over
> with spoons and had ourselves a Thanksgiving
> feast. We both love brown gravy.

You are disgusting - also Tea Stains Game tonight at Tysons II. I hear white linen is all the rage in couch fabric this season so it should be a fantastic time. Brown is bringing a bolt of cheese cloth so we are meeting in the parking deck level 4 to each cut a swatch of that for underwear.

Lets hope the security guards dont remember us from last New Years;)

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tennessee Tea Games are back?!? ()
Date: November 24, 2018 08:40AM

Tennessee Tea Games are back?!? Wow Ill have to see if I have any natural fabric dark slacks available. I prefer a gaberdine in the summer but I suppose a worsted wool might work if it were thin enough...

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Posted by: Tea Stains McGee ()
Date: November 24, 2018 08:44AM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Teabagger Tim ()
Date: November 24, 2018 03:28PM

Great news: A few of the gay pride activists from that TMOS thread will be joining us for the tea games this evening and offering their full cleanup services. This will be a night to remember.


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 24, 2018 05:07PM

Taking it easy on my bowels for dinner I am just gonna have a triple whopper with no cheese, two large onion rings and a large oreo shake.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: We Need O ()
Date: November 24, 2018 06:44PM

Those cakes look terrible!

Like Carla's neck and arms. Or, better yet, Mike's family's ears!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: SDM is Back! ()
Date: November 24, 2018 06:47PM

"I'm keeping track of the names. 64 happy fruit cake owners so far." But, he could not make it to Vegas!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BOAD Guy 6666 ()
Date: November 24, 2018 09:17PM

How did the tennessee tea games go? I really wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of time listening to TMOS replays and finger banging my anus.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: We Need O ()
Date: November 24, 2018 11:14PM

Gay rights are cool!


Fruit cakes are not!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: November 25, 2018 09:38AM

Hello dere BiB's! I had ta work yeserday but got tha day off taday. Goin ta fire up the ol webber kettle an cook me up some ribs I bought at tha food lion.
Maybe not so good for bowelz but gonna eat em anywayz. also will be drinkin some beerz while watchin the red zone on tha tv. Got me a case of the miller highlife in canz.
I shore do wishez good bowelz fo everyones.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 25, 2018 12:30PM

Just got back from Fosters grill got 20 hot wings and 10 Asian wings. These are going to go good with football! My bowels may not like it but fuck them.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: water sprays for clean up ()
Date: November 25, 2018 12:39PM

BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
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> How did the tennessee tea games go? I really
> wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of time
> listening to TMOS replays and finger banging my
> anus.


We had a great time! Made it through 3 furniture stores and about a dozen couches and ez chairs before the mall guards caught on and threw us out. Brown brought one of those hand pump water sprays for clean up in the parking deck after - little cold but good enough to get us all home sitting on beach towels in the car. We just deposited the filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin there on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores account for this kind of fun and games damage from the public so no worries there.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 25, 2018 01:04PM

I just got home from Grandmas house. Turns out my Dad has tomorrow off work and so does the obese neighbor. They are already smoking a turkey in the obese neighbors driveway and they have a keg of beer I think left over from last night. Hopefully they will stay over across the street. Beer cans, pizza boxes and other trash are scattered in the basement and the downstairs toilet is clogged.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fellow bowel enthusiast ()
Date: November 25, 2018 08:30PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I just got home from Grandmas house. Turns out my
> Dad has tomorrow off work and so does the obese
> neighbor. They are already smoking a turkey in the
> obese neighbors driveway and they have a keg of
> beer I think left over from last night. Hopefully
> they will stay over across the street. Beer cans,
> pizza boxes and other trash are scattered in the
> basement and the downstairs toilet is clogged.


Spring so sorry to hear of your troubles. Hopefully this doesnt end with the neighbor on the couch in his underwear farting all night. It wouldnt be rude to lock the doors, put the chains on the doors and lock the windows and just turn off the lights and go to bed. You could say you didnt know you were locking them out.

Good luck and please keep us posted

BiB

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy ()
Date: November 26, 2018 06:15PM

water sprays for clean up Wrote:
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> BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How did the tennessee tea games go? I really
> > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of
> time
> > listening to TMOS replays and finger banging my
> > anus.
>
>
> We had a great time! Made it through 3 furniture
> stores and about a dozen couches and ez chairs
> before the mall guards caught on and threw us out.
> Brown brought one of those hand pump water sprays
> for clean up in the parking deck after - little
> cold but good enough to get us all home sitting on
> beach towels in the car. We just deposited the
> filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin there
> on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores
> account for this kind of fun and games damage from
> the public so no worries there.


Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing some time? That game is fun both indoors and outdoors.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 26, 2018 06:17PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I just got home from Grandmas house. Turns out my
> Dad has tomorrow off work and so does the obese
> neighbor. They are already smoking a turkey in the
> obese neighbors driveway and they have a keg of
> beer I think left over from last night. Hopefully
> they will stay over across the street. Beer cans,
> pizza boxes and other trash are scattered in the
> basement and the downstairs toilet is clogged.


Truly horrible. On a plus note less than a year to college spring!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: London Bridge ()
Date: November 26, 2018 06:24PM

Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
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> water sprays for clean up Wrote:
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> -----
> > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I really
> > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of
> > time
> > > listening to TMOS replays and finger banging
> my
> > > anus.
> >
> >
> > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> furniture
> > stores and about a dozen couches and ez chairs
> > before the mall guards caught on and threw us
> out.
> > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> sprays
> > for clean up in the parking deck after - little
> > cold but good enough to get us all home sitting
> on
> > beach towels in the car. We just deposited the
> > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin
> there
> > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores
> > account for this kind of fun and games damage
> from
> > the public so no worries there.
>
>
> Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing some
> time? That game is fun both indoors and outdoors.

Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and Ive never heard of this game - is it a variation on 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two lucky volunteers get on all fours head to head and party goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their heads until one of the participants coughs, chokes or slips and 'falls down.'

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy ()
Date: November 26, 2018 06:40PM

London Bridge Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> really
> > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track
> of
> > > time
> > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> banging
> > my
> > > > anus.
> > >
> > >
> > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > furniture
> > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> chairs
> > > before the mall guards caught on and threw us
> > out.
> > > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> > sprays
> > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> little
> > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> sitting
> > on
> > > beach towels in the car. We just deposited
> the
> > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin
> > there
> > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores
> > > account for this kind of fun and games damage
> > from
> > > the public so no worries there.
> >
> >
> > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> some
> > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> outdoors.
>
> Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and Ive
> never heard of this game - is it a variation on
> 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two lucky
> volunteers get on all fours head to head and party
> goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their
> heads until one of the participants coughs, chokes
> or slips and 'falls down.'

Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese cloth or any other lower garments. Most people just cut the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 27, 2018 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. After working 12 hour shifts over the holiday weekend 5am guy is getting a couple extra nights off this week. 5am guy is going to Paint Bank Virginia to visit 5am guys cousin. 5am guys cousin has a house with running water but no toilets so 5am guy will be using a outhouse for a couple days. The good thing about a outhouse is that it never clogs up no matter how much you poop in it. The bad thing about outhouses is that they are cold in the winter and hot in the summer.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: naughtydelicious! ()
Date: November 27, 2018 08:03AM

Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> London Bridge Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> > really
> > > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track
> > of
> > > > time
> > > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> > banging
> > > my
> > > > > anus.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > > furniture
> > > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> > chairs
> > > > before the mall guards caught on and threw
> us
> > > out.
> > > > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> > > sprays
> > > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> > little
> > > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> > sitting
> > > on
> > > > beach towels in the car. We just deposited
> > the
> > > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash
> bin
> > > there
> > > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the
> stores
> > > > account for this kind of fun and games
> damage
> > > from
> > > > the public so no worries there.
> > >
> > >
> > > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> > some
> > > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> > outdoors.
> >
> > Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and
> Ive
> > never heard of this game - is it a variation on
> > 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two
> lucky
> > volunteers get on all fours head to head and
> party
> > goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their
> > heads until one of the participants coughs,
> chokes
> > or slips and 'falls down.'
>
> Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as
> Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese cloth
> or any other lower garments. Most people just cut
> the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best
> coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana
> Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.


Not familiar with these West of the Mississippi games - obviously private party games. Tennessee Tea Stains is played in public hence - naughtydelicious!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 27, 2018 08:15AM

Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> London Bridge Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> > really
> > > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track
> > of
> > > > time
> > > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> > banging
> > > my
> > > > > anus.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > > furniture
> > > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> > chairs
> > > > before the mall guards caught on and threw
> us
> > > out.
> > > > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> > > sprays
> > > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> > little
> > > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> > sitting
> > > on
> > > > beach towels in the car. We just deposited
> > the
> > > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash
> bin
> > > there
> > > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the
> stores
> > > > account for this kind of fun and games
> damage
> > > from
> > > > the public so no worries there.
> > >
> > >
> > > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> > some
> > > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> > outdoors.
> >
> > Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and
> Ive
> > never heard of this game - is it a variation on
> > 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two
> lucky
> > volunteers get on all fours head to head and
> party
> > goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their
> > heads until one of the participants coughs,
> chokes
> > or slips and 'falls down.'
>
> Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as
> Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese cloth
> or any other lower garments. Most people just cut
> the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best
> coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana
> Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.



You all have serious issues. Please visit a therapist of some sort.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: broaden your outlook ()
Date: November 27, 2018 08:19AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > London Bridge Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> > > really
> > > > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost
> track
> > > of
> > > > > time
> > > > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> > > banging
> > > > my
> > > > > > anus.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > > > furniture
> > > > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> > > chairs
> > > > > before the mall guards caught on and
> threw
> > us
> > > > out.
> > > > > Brown brought one of those hand pump
> water
> > > > sprays
> > > > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> > > little
> > > > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> > > sitting
> > > > on
> > > > > beach towels in the car. We just
> deposited
> > > the
> > > > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash
> > bin
> > > > there
> > > > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the
> > stores
> > > > > account for this kind of fun and games
> > damage
> > > > from
> > > > > the public so no worries there.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> > > some
> > > > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> > > outdoors.
> > >
> > > Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years
> and
> > Ive
> > > never heard of this game - is it a variation
> on
> > > 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two
> > lucky
> > > volunteers get on all fours head to head and
> > party
> > > goers deposit their dirt on the backs of
> their
> > > heads until one of the participants coughs,
> > chokes
> > > or slips and 'falls down.'
> >
> > Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as
> > Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese
> cloth
> > or any other lower garments. Most people just
> cut
> > the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best
> > coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana
> > Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.
>
>
>
> You all have serious issues. Please visit a
> therapist of some sort.

You play with your shit with your sis and the 'midwives' we play our way. Stop being such a drama queen shithead.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 27, 2018 05:00PM

tonight I am eating three McDoubles a filet o fish large fries and two apple pies and washing it all down with two 40 ounce bottles of Icehouse beer. That will show my bowels who's boss!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Da Busta ()
Date: November 27, 2018 05:22PM

Those damn Queen Anne chocolate covered cherries will empty your guts. No room for error either. If your stomach makes the noise get ready to hit that toilet.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 29, 2018 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in from Paint Bank. 5am guy just finished taking a outhouse dump. It is very cold here in Paint Bank and that made the outhouse dump uncomfortable for 5am guy. 5am guys cousin has shot two deer this week and later 5am guy is going to eat fresh deer meat. 5am guy will be heading home tomorrow.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: backward and fetid ()
Date: November 29, 2018 09:04AM

5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in from Paint Bank. 5am
> guy just finished taking a outhouse dump. It is
> very cold here in Paint Bank and that made the
> outhouse dump uncomfortable for 5am guy. 5am guys
> cousin has shot two deer this week and later 5am
> guy is going to eat fresh deer meat. 5am guy will
> be heading home tomorrow.

Thinking of you in a cold outhouse seems appropriate my friend. Poor, backward and fetid (look it up :)

Enjoy the outdoors and deer meat - I hope they were feeding in cornfields not wetlands.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: brown splatter ()
Date: November 29, 2018 03:55PM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> tonight I am eating three McDoubles a filet o fish
> large fries and two apple pies and washing it all
> down with two 40 ounce bottles of Icehouse beer.
> That will show my bowels who's boss!


If I ate that my bowels could shut down the silver line.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 30, 2018 05:02AM

Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy got the shits from too much deer meat so 5am guy got a room at the Quality inn. Without a real toilet at 5am guys cousins house the shits would be bad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: peekza posting a miz ()
Date: November 30, 2018 05:06AM

5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy got the shits
> from too much deer meat so 5am guy got a room at
> the Quality inn. Without a real toilet at 5am guys
> cousins house the shits would be bad.


Hi 5am guy. Go fuck yourself, you stupid, boring troll.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 30, 2018 07:57AM

5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy got the shits
> from too much deer meat so 5am guy got a room at
> the Quality inn. Without a real toilet at 5am guys
> cousins house the shits would be bad.


Smart idea 5 am. When the antlers come out you can say you’ve birthed a twelve pointer.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: John Curtis ()
Date: November 30, 2018 10:56AM

My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter. Since then, my bowel movements have gotten substantially bigger. They have grown so great in size that they will no longer fit down the toilet at the house. I find myself stealing my wife’s kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a flushable size. Because of this, I now do my bowel movements at work. My employer has those industrial toilets you see at most public venues that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never an issue flushing my bricks.

This is an inconvenience, of course, because I am not always regular.

How does one go about installing one of those jet engine sounding toilets at home? One of my buddies told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug below the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an inline auxiliary pump.

Also, are there custom performance modifications for these toilets? I would like to make it louder when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16 taking off with full afterburner.

Thanks in advance.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: plumbing onion ()
Date: November 30, 2018 01:58PM

John Curtis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> substantially bigger. They have grown so great in
> size that they will no longer fit down the toilet
> at the house. I find myself stealing my wife’s
> kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> flushable size. Because of this, I now do my bowel
> movements at work. My employer has those
> industrial toilets you see at most public venues
> that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never an
> issue flushing my bricks.
>
> This is an inconvenience, of course, because I am
> not always regular.
>
> How does one go about installing one of those jet
> engine sounding toilets at home? One of my buddies
> told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug below
> the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an inline
> auxiliary pump.
>
> Also, are there custom performance modifications
> for these toilets? I would like to make it louder
> when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> taking off with full afterburner.
>
> Thanks in advance.


You can order a toilet from Canada that works much better because they have no limit of 1.6 gallons per flush like the toilets sold in the USA.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: John Curtis ()
Date: November 30, 2018 04:48PM

plumbing onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> John Curtis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> > Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> > substantially bigger. They have grown so great
> in
> > size that they will no longer fit down the
> toilet
> > at the house. I find myself stealing my
> wife’s
> > kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> > flushable size. Because of this, I now do my
> bowel
> > movements at work. My employer has those
> > industrial toilets you see at most public
> venues
> > that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never
> an
> > issue flushing my bricks.
> >
> > This is an inconvenience, of course, because I
> am
> > not always regular.
> >
> > How does one go about installing one of those
> jet
> > engine sounding toilets at home? One of my
> buddies
> > told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug
> below
> > the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> > unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> > needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an
> inline
> > auxiliary pump.
> >
> > Also, are there custom performance
> modifications
> > for these toilets? I would like to make it
> louder
> > when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> > taking off with full afterburner.
> >
> > Thanks in advance.
>
>
> You can order a toilet from Canada that works much
> better because they have no limit of 1.6 gallons
> per flush like the toilets sold in the USA.

That doesn’t answer my question. I don’t want a shitty imported Canadian made toilet I want a U.S. made jet turbine industrial toilet.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 30, 2018 06:21PM

John Curtis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> substantially bigger. They have grown so great in
> size that they will no longer fit down the toilet
> at the house. I find myself stealing my wife’s
> kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> flushable size. Because of this, I now do my bowel
> movements at work. My employer has those
> industrial toilets you see at most public venues
> that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never an
> issue flushing my bricks.
>
> This is an inconvenience, of course, because I am
> not always regular.
>
> How does one go about installing one of those jet
> engine sounding toilets at home? One of my buddies
> told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug below
> the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an inline
> auxiliary pump.
>
> Also, are there custom performance modifications
> for these toilets? I would like to make it louder
> when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> taking off with full afterburner.
>
> Thanks in advance.

Canadian are best as made by whites for whites.

Fiber. Doctors are quacks. IBS is more than adding fiber.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: John Curtis ()
Date: November 30, 2018 06:48PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> John Curtis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> > Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> > substantially bigger. They have grown so great
> in
> > size that they will no longer fit down the
> toilet
> > at the house. I find myself stealing my
> wife’s
> > kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> > flushable size. Because of this, I now do my
> bowel
> > movements at work. My employer has those
> > industrial toilets you see at most public
> venues
> > that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never
> an
> > issue flushing my bricks.
> >
> > This is an inconvenience, of course, because I
> am
> > not always regular.
> >
> > How does one go about installing one of those
> jet
> > engine sounding toilets at home? One of my
> buddies
> > told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug
> below
> > the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> > unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> > needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an
> inline
> > auxiliary pump.
> >
> > Also, are there custom performance
> modifications
> > for these toilets? I would like to make it
> louder
> > when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> > taking off with full afterburner.
> >
> > Thanks in advance.
>
> Canadian are best as made by whites for whites.
>
> Fiber. Doctors are quacks. IBS is more than adding
> fiber.

Can you read? I already explained that I do not want a Canadian toilet. If you cannot answer my question, shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask for your opinion on doctors, either.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: baby-delivery fantasies ()
Date: November 30, 2018 07:23PM

John Curtis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > John Curtis Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> > > Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> > > substantially bigger. They have grown so
> great
> > in
> > > size that they will no longer fit down the
> > toilet
> > > at the house. I find myself stealing my
> > wife’s
> > > kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to
> a
> > > flushable size. Because of this, I now do my
> > bowel
> > > movements at work. My employer has those
> > > industrial toilets you see at most public
> > venues
> > > that sound like jet engines when flushed.
> Never
> > an
> > > issue flushing my bricks.
> > >
> > > This is an inconvenience, of course, because
> I
> > am
> > > not always regular.
> > >
> > > How does one go about installing one of those
> > jet
> > > engine sounding toilets at home? One of my
> > buddies
> > > told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug
> > below
> > > the toilet to install the 4 stage water
> turbine
> > > unit. I was also told the inlet water
> pressure
> > > needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an
> > inline
> > > auxiliary pump.
> > >
> > > Also, are there custom performance
> > modifications
> > > for these toilets? I would like to make it
> > louder
> > > when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> > > taking off with full afterburner.
> > >
> > > Thanks in advance.
> >
> > Canadian are best as made by whites for whites.
> >
> > Fiber. Doctors are quacks. IBS is more than
> adding
> > fiber.
>
> Can you read? I already explained that I do not
> want a Canadian toilet. If you cannot answer my
> question, shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask for
> your opinion on doctors, either.

Forgive Brown he is a scat-fetishist that likes baby-delivery fantasies about his bowel movements. A real sick dude. On another note why not fucking look up toilet reviews? you thinkin anyone here knows jack shit about toilets. Also stop eating so fucking much. High fiber diet only clogs the toilet if you eat like a fucking pig. If you are eating high fiber 1800 calorie per day diet you wont fill the fucking bowl you glutton.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 07:42AM

I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 08:23AM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!

Good luck spring onion. All of us are very proud of you. Here’s to you focusing on this and doing well!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 01, 2018 08:53AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!


That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you haz a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some deep breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got my GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all nervous bout that test an someone tole me about takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck young man!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fhgdhbfff ()
Date: December 01, 2018 01:32PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
>
>
> That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you haz
> a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some deep
> breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got my
> GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck young
> man!


What rhe fuck troll are you trying to be now? Cheezburger cat? Fucking moron.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 01:47PM

Well my SAT was a disaster! It started out OK and I felt like I was getting a lot of answers correct when a huge clamor erupted in the examination room. We were taking it in the gym and two guys clowning around running up and down the isles between desks smashing into desks, knocking laptops all over the place.

I look up and see its my dad and the obese neighbor. The Obese neighbor is dressed only in a tutu and cowboy boots and has a bit with reins attached and a giant red dildo attached to his nose. My dad is dressed like Santa except without pants behind the neighbor whipping him in the rear with a crop. He was shouting something about tea bags or teabagging Santa's helpers.

Security ended up chasing them out of the room but not before ruining the concentration of me and every student in the test.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:00PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
>
>
> That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you haz
> a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some deep
> breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got my
> GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck young
> man!


Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to society, you got an education a good job. I appreciate your encouraging spring onion and let’s hope our buddy did well.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: lil info 4 u ()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:38PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
> >
> >
> > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you
> haz
> > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> deep
> > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got
> my
> > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> > nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> young
> > man!
>
>
> Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> society, you got an education a good job. I
> appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> let’s hope our buddy did well.

You do know red onion is a nigger right?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:38PM

The fake postings are funny.
I just got out of the school and my SAT testing is done! I am pretty sure I did very well. Richard Bland junior college here I come!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Obese Neighbor ()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:58PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The fake postings are funny.
> I just got out of the school and my SAT testing is
> done! I am pretty sure I did very well. Richard
> Bland junior college here I come!


Richard Bland? Why not go to nova and save the 12k room and board?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 03:21PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The fake postings are funny.
> I just got out of the school and my SAT testing is
> done! I am pretty sure I did very well. Richard
> Bland junior college here I come!


It seems we have a comedian among us, and yes they are mildly amusing.

Kudos to you and are you still doing bowel related projects in science class?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: obvious onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 04:05PM

lil info 4 u Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> luck!
> > >
> > >
> > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> you
> > haz
> > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> > deep
> > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> got
> > my
> > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> all
> > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> about
> > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> > young
> > > man!
> >
> >
> > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > let’s hope our buddy did well.
>
> You do know red onion is a nigger right?


You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser, right?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 07:19PM

obvious onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> lil info 4 u Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> > luck!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> > you
> > > haz
> > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take
> some
> > > deep
> > > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> > got
> > > my
> > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> > all
> > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> > about
> > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> luck
> > > young
> > > > man!
> > >
> > >
> > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt
> to
> > > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> >
> > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
>
>
> You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion
> / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> right?

I can’t speak for the others, but I’m one person.

Now let’s discuss your superior bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 06:32AM

I am getting ready for the Long John Silvers all you can eat bonanza now just over 4 hours away. Chicken, fish, hushpuppies, coleslaw and fries all unlimited! My bowels are shaking in fear right now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 07:15AM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am getting ready for the Long John Silvers all
> you can eat bonanza now just over 4 hours away.
> Chicken, fish, hushpuppies, coleslaw and fries all
> unlimited! My bowels are shaking in fear right
> now.


Oh my goodness. Wow I feel so sorry for your bowels. Wish I could send them a condolence card.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Happy bowel day ()
Date: December 02, 2018 08:42AM

obvious onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> lil info 4 u Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> > luck!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> > you
> > > haz
> > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take
> some
> > > deep
> > > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> > got
> > > my
> > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> > all
> > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> > about
> > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> luck
> > > young
> > > > man!
> > >
> > >
> > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt
> to
> > > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> >
> > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
>
>
> You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion
> / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> right?

Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid losers rather than one.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 08:56AM

Happy bowel day Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> obvious onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> > > luck!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> that
> > > you
> > > > haz
> > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take
> > some
> > > > deep
> > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite.
> I
> > > got
> > > > my
> > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember
> bein
> > > all
> > > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> > > about
> > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> > luck
> > > > young
> > > > > man!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> debt
> > to
> > > > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion
> and
> > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > >
> > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> >
> >
> > You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring
> onion
> > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> > right?
>
> Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> losers rather than one.


Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See what the superior bowel folks are true colors.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Big loser ()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:05AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Happy bowel day Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > obvious onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish
> me
> > > > luck!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> > that
> > > > you
> > > > > haz
> > > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus
> take
> > > some
> > > > > deep
> > > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be
> allrite.
> > I
> > > > got
> > > > > my
> > > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember
> > bein
> > > > all
> > > > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole
> me
> > > > about
> > > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> > > luck
> > > > > young
> > > > > > man!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> > debt
> > > to
> > > > > society, you got an education a good job.
> I
> > > > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion
> > and
> > > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > > >
> > > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> > >
> > >
> > > You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring
> > onion
> > > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> > > right?
> >
> > Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> > losers rather than one.
>
>
> Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See
> what the superior bowel folks are true colors.

Not really. The dude is not funny at all even though he thinks he is. He just keeps repeatedly posting whatever to bump this thread.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: mini wrapper ()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:52AM

Big loser Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy bowel day Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > obvious onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today.
> Wish
> > me
> > > > > luck!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> > > that
> > > > > you
> > > > > > haz
> > > > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus
> > take
> > > > some
> > > > > > deep
> > > > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be
> > allrite.
> > > I
> > > > > got
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I
> remember
> > > bein
> > > > > all
> > > > > > > nervous bout that test an someone
> tole
> > me
> > > > > about
> > > > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help.
> Good
> > > > luck
> > > > > > young
> > > > > > > man!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> > > debt
> > > > to
> > > > > > society, you got an education a good
> job.
> > I
> > > > > > appreciate your encouraging spring
> onion
> > > and
> > > > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > > > >
> > > > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You do know Brown Onion / red onion /
> spring
> > > onion
> > > > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid
> loser,
> > > > right?
> > >
> > > Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> > > losers rather than one.
> >
> >
> > Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See
> > what the superior bowel folks are true colors.
>
> Not really. The dude is not funny at all even
> though he thinks he is. He just keeps repeatedly
> posting whatever to bump this thread.


Where is shit-giffer when we need him most. Shit-giffer save us.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:53AM

Big loser Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy bowel day Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > obvious onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today.
> Wish
> > me
> > > > > luck!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> > > that
> > > > > you
> > > > > > haz
> > > > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus
> > take
> > > > some
> > > > > > deep
> > > > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be
> > allrite.
> > > I
> > > > > got
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I
> remember
> > > bein
> > > > > all
> > > > > > > nervous bout that test an someone
> tole
> > me
> > > > > about
> > > > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help.
> Good
> > > > luck
> > > > > > young
> > > > > > > man!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> > > debt
> > > > to
> > > > > > society, you got an education a good
> job.
> > I
> > > > > > appreciate your encouraging spring
> onion
> > > and
> > > > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > > > >
> > > > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You do know Brown Onion / red onion /
> spring
> > > onion
> > > > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid
> loser,
> > > > right?
> > >
> > > Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> > > losers rather than one.
> >
> >
> > Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See
> > what the superior bowel folks are true colors.
>
> Not really. The dude is not funny at all even
> though he thinks he is. He just keeps repeatedly
> posting whatever to bump this thread.


Why such hostility? Could you explain your anger against those of us with bowel problems?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 10:31AM

I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You should see how much food gets thrown away when the dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in the garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's too bad so much of it gets wasted.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 12:13PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You
> should see how much food gets thrown away when the
> dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate
> that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in the
> garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's
> too bad so much of it gets wasted.


Wow spring kudos on landing such a good job. That’s a shame to hear.

Have you studied Elvis Presley’s rectum?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 01:02PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You
> > should see how much food gets thrown away when
> the
> > dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate
> > that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in
> the
> > garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's
> > too bad so much of it gets wasted.
>
>
> Wow spring kudos on landing such a good job.
> That’s a shame to hear.
>
> Have you studied Elvis Presley’s rectum?


No but I read that when they did a autopsy on Elvis they found his colon heavily impacted and it weighed over 60 pounds.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: butt trouble ()
Date: December 02, 2018 03:02PM

I ate this for lunch. Will I have butt trouble?
Attachments:
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: roofie in back of van w verified ()
Date: December 02, 2018 05:18PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You
> should see how much food gets thrown away when the
> dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate
> that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in the
> garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's
> too bad so much of it gets wasted.

accessing FFXU from your phone or wifi at work is probably one of the stupidest things you could do. those roofies from Verified Green Onion have fried your brain.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: better than you onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 07:38PM

obvious onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> lil info 4 u Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------------
>
>
> You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion
> / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> right?


^^^ Says the retarded loser who reads this stupid thread every day and lives for it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:06PM

better than you onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> obvious onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> >
> -------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring
> onion
> > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> > right?
>
>
> ^^^ Says the retarded loser who reads this stupid
> thread every day and lives for it.


He’s probably agreed that and with his superior bowels loves reminding all of us of his yuppies like status.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 03, 2018 05:00AM

5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is back at work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am guy enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank and 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump. 5am guy has the heater and the specialty lighting going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big Lots to get some later this morning. 5am guy send best wishes to all the bib's.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 03, 2018 05:55AM

5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is back at
> work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am guy
> enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank and
> 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
> 5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump. 5am
> guy has the heater and the specialty lighting
> going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of
> candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big Lots
> to get some later this morning. 5am guy send best
> wishes to all the bib's.

Good morning 5! Where’s Paint Bark? I’m getting ready for cinder blocks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Chkrevmko ()
Date: December 03, 2018 10:01AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is back
> at
> > work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am
> guy
> > enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank
> and
> > 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
> > 5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump. 5am
> > guy has the heater and the specialty lighting
> > going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of
> > candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big
> Lots
> > to get some later this morning. 5am guy send
> best
> > wishes to all the bib's.
>
> Good morning 5! Where’s Paint Bark? I’m
> getting ready for cinder blocks.


You trying to have a conversation with your own troll only makes it more obvious, you low IQ fuckhead.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 03, 2018 10:03PM

Chkrevmko Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is
> back
> > at
> > > work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am
> > guy
> > > enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank
> > and
> > > 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
> > > 5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump.
> 5am
> > > guy has the heater and the specialty lighting
> > > going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of
> > > candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big
> > Lots
> > > to get some later this morning. 5am guy send
> > best
> > > wishes to all the bib's.
> >
> > Good morning 5! Where’s Paint Bark? I’m
> > getting ready for cinder blocks.
>
>
> You trying to have a conversation with your own
> troll only makes it more obvious, you low IQ
> fuckhead.

Why not contribute and share your bowels with us?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: talking to himself ()
Date: December 04, 2018 08:03AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
> >
> >
> > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you
> haz
> > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> deep
> > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got
> my
> > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> > nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> young
> > man!
>
>
> Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> society, you got an education a good job. I
> appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> let’s hope our buddy did well.

So for those of you interested in this pathology 'Brown Onion' aka 'Red Onion' aka 'Spring Onion' aka '5 am guy' loves talking to himself about feces and elimination. Here you see an example of his weak narrative. No one else here knows what 'red onion' refers to i.e. Virginia Prison in Pound. I just figured it out based on the news about Red Onion Prison.

Guy is just talking to himself all day about shit. Pretending to be a dozen other posters also talking about their bathroom activities.

Sick

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bye cunt rag ()
Date: December 04, 2018 09:26AM

talking to himself Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> luck!
> > >
> > >
> > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> you
> > haz
> > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> > deep
> > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> got
> > my
> > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> all
> > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> about
> > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> > young
> > > man!
> >
> >
> > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > let’s hope our buddy did well.
>
> So for those of you interested in this pathology
> 'Brown Onion' aka 'Red Onion' aka 'Spring Onion'
> aka '5 am guy' loves talking to himself about
> feces and elimination. Here you see an example of
> his weak narrative. No one else here knows what
> 'red onion' refers to i.e. Virginia Prison in
> Pound. I just figured it out based on the news
> about Red Onion Prison.
>
> Guy is just talking to himself all day about shit.
> Pretending to be a dozen other posters also
> talking about their bathroom activities.
>
> Sick


I’m pretty sure its just more of retard Miz’s garbage. I say we image-fuck / destroy this thread too and watch Miz go whine to Cary again like the little cuntrag bitch that he is. That masturbating to saved by the bell should be ruined too, along with any other of the stupid threads he made.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 04, 2018 01:32PM

talking to himself Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> luck!
> > >
> > >
> > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> you
> > haz
> > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> > deep
> > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> got
> > my
> > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> all
> > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> about
> > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> > young
> > > man!
> >
> >
> > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > let’s hope our buddy did well.
>
> So for those of you interested in this pathology
> 'Brown Onion' aka 'Red Onion' aka 'Spring Onion'
> aka '5 am guy' loves talking to himself about
> feces and elimination. Here you see an example of
> his weak narrative. No one else here knows what
> 'red onion' refers to i.e. Virginia Prison in
> Pound. I just figured it out based on the news
> about Red Onion Prison.
>
> Guy is just talking to himself all day about shit.
> Pretending to be a dozen other posters also
> talking about their bathroom activities.
>
> Sick


No you are the sick one. Mocking sneering at those of us with a legitimate medical problem.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 04, 2018 03:02PM

Got a crock pot full of chicken drumsticks with potatoes, carrots and onions simmering at home. When I get home tonight I am going to hit my bowels with that. It won't be pretty.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 05, 2018 04:58AM

5am guy checking in again here. 5am guy has been going to Denny's again for his lunch break at about 3am each day. The crazy girl that used to work at Denny's is in the state mental hospital in Staunton Virginia and she still sends 5am guy a letter a couple times a year. 5am guy is careful not to get with any more insane women. 5am guy has somewhat less than perfect mental health too.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Katystevens ()
Date: December 05, 2018 05:17AM

That sound like jet engines when flushed.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Question onion ()
Date: December 05, 2018 05:48PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in again here. 5am guy has been
> going to Denny's again for his lunch break at
> about 3am each day. The crazy girl that used to
> work at Denny's is in the state mental hospital in
> Staunton Virginia and she still sends 5am guy a
> letter a couple times a year. 5am guy is careful
> not to get with any more insane women. 5am guy has
> somewhat less than perfect mental health too.


Is that Denny’s girl the same one who set you up in the hotel room to get gang raped by the group of black men? What a shame. She really seemed like a keeper.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onionI ()
Date: December 05, 2018 06:07PM

I spent a 3 weeks fabricating a colon for Science Fair. I used latex and a mold I made by hand from clay. Took me a dozen trys to get the pour right so it was the right thickness. Then I painted it with 3 coats. It had a transected portion where you could open in it to view healthy, polyp laden and cancerous colon.

I had it in the den for safe keeping and my dad and the obese neighbor ended up using it as a sex toy - its ruined.

On a positive note I had an organic spring salad sandwich on flax seed bread with vegan mayo and tofu for after school snack.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 05, 2018 08:20PM

spring onionI Wrote:
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> I spent a 3 weeks fabricating a colon for Science
> Fair. I used latex and a mold I made by hand from
> clay. Took me a dozen trys to get the pour right
> so it was the right thickness. Then I painted it
> with 3 coats. It had a transected portion where
> you could open in it to view healthy, polyp laden
> and cancerous colon.
>
> I had it in the den for safe keeping and my dad
> and the obese neighbor ended up using it as a sex
> toy - its ruined.
>
> On a positive note I had an organic spring salad
> sandwich on flax seed bread with vegan mayo and
> tofu for after school snack.

That’s super spring onion. The whole colon all of it. Hope you got an A.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Grandma onion ()
Date: December 05, 2018 08:24PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onionI Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I spent a 3 weeks fabricating a colon for
> Science
> > Fair. I used latex and a mold I made by hand
> from
> > clay. Took me a dozen trys to get the pour
> right
> > so it was the right thickness. Then I painted
> it
> > with 3 coats. It had a transected portion
> where
> > you could open in it to view healthy, polyp
> laden
> > and cancerous colon.
> >
> > I had it in the den for safe keeping and my dad
> > and the obese neighbor ended up using it as a
> sex
> > toy - its ruined.
> >
> > On a positive note I had an organic spring
> salad
> > sandwich on flax seed bread with vegan mayo and
> > tofu for after school snack.
>
> That’s super spring onion. The whole colon all
> of it. Hope you got an A.

He said his dad and neighbor broke his fucking project, he wont be getting an 'A' Try learning to fucking read.

Sorry Spring that sucks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 06, 2018 08:21PM

I cooked a couple half pound hamburger patties and put them on toasted english muffins with bacon, cheese and extra mayo. I think my bowels might not like this but we will see.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 07, 2018 04:59AM

5am guy checking in again. 5am guy got a email from his boss that is basically asking 5am guy to work 12 hour shifts the entire week between Christmas eve and new years. 5am guy is getting stuck with this schedule because 5am guy has no family other than his Mom who is in the nursing home. 5am guy will be working 9 pm to 9am shifts all throughout the Christmas holiday. This is affecting 5am guys bowels negatively.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: play with your shit - its FUN! ()
Date: December 07, 2018 08:16AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy got a email
> from his boss that is basically asking 5am guy to
> work 12 hour shifts the entire week between
> Christmas eve and new years. 5am guy is getting
> stuck with this schedule because 5am guy has no
> family other than his Mom who is in the nursing
> home. 5am guy will be working 9 pm to 9am shifts
> all throughout the Christmas holiday. This is
> affecting 5am guys bowels negatively.


This imaginary character is a loser. Cant you write something uplifting for him - I liked it when he was dating an insane fatty from iHop.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy fan ()
Date: December 07, 2018 10:32AM

5 am guy Wrote:
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> 5 am guy checking in. 5 am guy ended up going to
> Dennys girls house again. 5 am guy strangely and
> suddenly felt very tired. 5 am guy ended up in bed
> with Dennys girl. 5 am guy started having sex with
> Dennys girl. Dennys girl stunk like rotted
> codfish. After sex with the Dennys girl 5 am guy
> heard her on her phone whispering. 5 black men
> came into the room shortly after and gang banged 5
> am guy for several hours. 5 am guy thinks Dennys
> girl took video while it happened. Afterwards one
> of the black men gave Dennys girl a tiny baggie of
> what looked like small white rocks. Dennys girl
> told 5 am guy to leave. 5 am guy is now back home
> on the toilet, shitting out large clumps of white
> goo. 5 am guys bowels have never felt so much
> pain. 5 am guy feels dirty and confused. 5 am guy
> wishes he had those black men's phone numbers
> because he would like to do that again.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 07, 2018 03:31PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy got a email
> from his boss that is basically asking 5am guy to
> work 12 hour shifts the entire week between
> Christmas eve and new years. 5am guy is getting
> stuck with this schedule because 5am guy has no
> family other than his Mom who is in the nursing
> home. 5am guy will be working 9 pm to 9am shifts
> all throughout the Christmas holiday. This is
> affecting 5am guys bowels negatively.


It seems your boss is the grinch.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: lover of sockpuppet poo accounts ()
Date: December 07, 2018 04:15PM

5am guy fan Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am guy checking in. 5 am guy ended up going
> to
> > Dennys girls house again. 5 am guy strangely
> and
> > suddenly felt very tired. 5 am guy ended up in
> bed
> > with Dennys girl. 5 am guy started having sex
> with
> > Dennys girl. Dennys girl stunk like rotted
> > codfish. After sex with the Dennys girl 5 am
> guy
> > heard her on her phone whispering. 5 black men
> > came into the room shortly after and gang banged
> 5
> > am guy for several hours. 5 am guy thinks
> Dennys
> > girl took video while it happened. Afterwards
> one
> > of the black men gave Dennys girl a tiny baggie
> of
> > what looked like small white rocks. Dennys girl
> > told 5 am guy to leave. 5 am guy is now back
> home
> > on the toilet, shitting out large clumps of
> white
> > goo. 5 am guys bowels have never felt so much
> > pain. 5 am guy feels dirty and confused. 5 am
> guy
> > wishes he had those black men's phone numbers
> > because he would like to do that again.

better - thanks!

now where is that faggot verified onion fake account?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 08, 2018 07:21AM

I jus wanted ta wish a vury happi holliday seazon ta all yall BiB'z out there!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 08, 2018 09:21AM

Working at the hospital kitchen again today. I have been noticing that some of the African-American ladies that work in the kitchen put cans of food and other items in their bags and sneak them out. I don't judge anyone by race but I never see any of the white employees stealing stuff. It's kind of sad that they need to steal.

Happy holidays to you too Red onion

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 08, 2018 02:28PM

I cant wait till they finish the Sonic in Manassas. Yesterday I was in Winchester so I went to Sonic and ate two footlong chili cheese hotdogs smothered in grilled onions, large fries and a concrete shake. When I got home I had to run to the bathroom for an all out ass explosion!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Grandma onion ()
Date: December 08, 2018 02:31PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I cant wait till they finish the Sonic in
> Manassas. Yesterday I was in Winchester so I went
> to Sonic and ate two footlong chili cheese hotdogs
> smothered in grilled onions, large fries and a
> concrete shake. When I got home I had to run to
> the bathroom for an all out ass explosion!


That was from the footlong you took up your ass.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 08, 2018 04:37PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Working at the hospital kitchen again today. I
> have been noticing that some of the
> African-American ladies that work in the kitchen
> put cans of food and other items in their bags and
> sneak them out. I don't judge anyone by race but I
> never see any of the white employees stealing
> stuff. It's kind of sad that they need to steal.
>
> Happy holidays to you too Red onion


Thank you sping onionz. You know white folkz steal too but they iz a hole lot less likely ta get caught becauze most ov the poelice in this country iz racist. I hopez you has a great christmaz sping onionz.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:23AM

I am not working today but I wish I was. My Dad is trying to assemble the Christmas tree and he is messing it all up. He has been drinking Busch beer in cans all morning. Our tree is like 20 years old and he has to use zip ties, electrical tape and wire to rig it all up. I wish he would just buy a new tree.
My Mom has a crockpot full of chili going on the kitchen counter so I suspect the obese neighbor is coming over to watch football later. It is going to be like a fart factory around here later.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: lick my feces pls ()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:25AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Working at the hospital kitchen again today. I
> have been noticing that some of the
> African-American ladies that work in the kitchen
> put cans of food and other items in their bags and
> sneak them out. I don't judge anyone by race but I
> never see any of the white employees stealing
> stuff. It's kind of sad that they need to steal.
>
> Happy holidays to you too Red onion

Such an innocent observation - sounds like something Brown Onion might say. What original sockpuppet theater.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Rastaman ()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:27AM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am not working today but I wish I was. My Dad is
> trying to assemble the Christmas tree and he is
> messing it all up. He has been drinking Busch beer
> in cans all morning. Our tree is like 20 years old
> and he has to use zip ties, electrical tape and
> wire to rig it all up. I wish he would just buy a
> new tree.
> My Mom has a crockpot full of chili going on the
> kitchen counter so I suspect the obese neighbor is
> coming over to watch football later. It is going
> to be like a fart factory around here later.

My advice to you is to go up to your room and smoke marijuana mon

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: giant sex toy ()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:41AM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am not working today but I wish I was. My Dad is
> trying to assemble the Christmas tree and he is
> messing it all up. He has been drinking Busch beer
> in cans all morning. Our tree is like 20 years old
> and he has to use zip ties, electrical tape and
> wire to rig it all up. I wish he would just buy a
> new tree.
> My Mom has a crockpot full of chili going on the
> kitchen counter so I suspect the obese neighbor is
> coming over to watch football later. It is going
> to be like a fart factory around here later.

That tree is a giant sex toy for the neighbor - Id hose it down with bleach bro.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 09, 2018 03:55PM

My Dad was too drunk to drive so he made me go to little Caesars and get 4 pizzas and 2 crazy breads. The obese neighbor took a dump in the powder room without turning on the fan and stunk up the whole house. Thank God I will be able to move to my Grandmas house in less than 6 months.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 10, 2018 05:09PM

Looks like another footlong double meat big hot pastrami and cheese sub from subway tonight. I am going to get one on the way home. My bowels are in for it now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Social Service Onion ()
Date: December 10, 2018 05:14PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My Dad was too drunk to drive so he made me go to
> little Caesars and get 4 pizzas and 2 crazy
> breads. The obese neighbor took a dump in the
> powder room without turning on the fan and stunk
> up the whole house. Thank God I will be able to
> move to my Grandmas house in less than 6 months.

time for revenge spring - get stink bombs online and put them under rugs, chairs toilet seats in your neighbors house. One of those will clear the house for half the day. Has your neighbor touched you or exposed himself in any way to you?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Lifetime Fitness ()
Date: December 10, 2018 05:28PM

Lifetime Fitness has sandpaper for toilet tissue. Sadistic cheap fucks. Fuck em I use the small towels now and chuck them in the bin.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: therapeutic onion ()
Date: December 10, 2018 08:43PM

This thread may be of help to others in a therapeutic kind of way.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 11, 2018 04:40AM

5am guy checking in again. 5am guys co-workers had a chili cook off yesterday and they left 5am guy several types of chili in tupperware containers in the office refrigerator. I think they feel sorry for 5am guy because 5am guy works the graveyard shift alone and has done so for over 13 years.
5am guy ate some turkey chili and ritz crackers about 2 hours ago and now 5am guy is experiencing gas and bloating. 5am guys bowels are now in distress.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 11, 2018 09:02AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in again. 5am guys co-workers had
> a chili cook off yesterday and they left 5am guy
> several types of chili in tupperware containers in
> the office refrigerator. I think they feel sorry
> for 5am guy because 5am guy works the graveyard
> shift alone and has done so for over 13 years.
> 5am guy ate some turkey chili and ritz crackers
> about 2 hours ago and now 5am guy is experiencing
> gas and bloating. 5am guys bowels are now in
> distress.

That is terrible. Where should rescue folks be sent?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: peekza not logged on ()
Date: December 11, 2018 10:58AM

I am peekza. I have a feces fetish. I love eating my own shit while listening to TMOS. I also troll the forum under multiple names.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 11, 2018 04:57PM

The footlong big hot pastrami and cheese sub I had last night was so good I am going to stop and get another one tonite. This time I am going to have bacon and mayonnaise on it too along with tomato, pickle and onion. My bowels have felt better.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 12, 2018 05:01AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy checking in again. 5am guys co-workers
> had
> > a chili cook off yesterday and they left 5am
> guy
> > several types of chili in tupperware containers
> in
> > the office refrigerator. I think they feel
> sorry
> > for 5am guy because 5am guy works the graveyard
> > shift alone and has done so for over 13 years.
> > 5am guy ate some turkey chili and ritz crackers
> > about 2 hours ago and now 5am guy is
> experiencing
> > gas and bloating. 5am guys bowels are now in
> > distress.
>
> That is terrible. Where should rescue folks be
> sent?


5am guy survived the bowel issues. 5am guy is doing better today. 5am guy is eating mixed fruit from walmart now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 13, 2018 04:21AM

5am guy here, checking in earlier than usual. 5am guy is in for a treat tonight. The security cameras are offline for a few days so 5am guy is going to get to use the big boss's private bathroom. The executive bathroom is dimly lit with a real leather couch and a antique table. The sink has beautiful granite surfaces and fine plumbing fixtures, the toilet has a heated memory foam seat. This will be the first time 5am guy has gotten to use this bathroom since it was remodeled about a year ago.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 13, 2018 09:22AM

5am guy here again. Morning did not turn out as 5am guy hoped. Even though cameras were offline, security was still on duty. 5am guy got caught on big boss’s toilet by 2 security guards. 5am guy thought he was going to lose his job, but security guards offered 5am guy a deal. 5am guy just spent last several hours sucking off both security guards and a few of security guards friends. 5am guy’s jaw hurts really bad now but 5am guy is glad he can keep his job.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 13, 2018 04:27PM

Looks like fast food again tonight. I think I will go with the two whoppers for 6 dollars deal at BK. Maybe I will get a large fry and a large onion ring to go with the whoppers and I have a 12 pack of Pabst blue ribbons waiting at home to wash all that down. My bowels won't like it but I have the day off tomorrow so they will get a 3 day weekend to recover.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2018 06:49AM

Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t showing up and am stuck with two stick groan thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his front door walkway.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 14, 2018 08:08AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> front door walkway.


I hopes thigz works out fo you mr. brownonion. I gots tha day off taday but gots ta work tommrow I am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some good food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin breazts an veggies.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 14, 2018 11:19AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> front door walkway.


My mom is actually Mexican. You should quit being such a racist asshole. BiB’s come in all colors. Do not post in here any more if you’re going to spew that racist hatred.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 14, 2018 11:28AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> > showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> > front door walkway.
>
>
> My mom is actually Mexican. You should quit being
> such a racist asshole. BiB’s come in all colors.
> Do not post in here any more if you’re going to
> spew that racist hatred.


Fake posting lol.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2018 11:39AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> > showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> > front door walkway.
>
>
> I hopes thigz works out fo you mr. brownonion. I
> gots tha day off taday but gots ta work tommrow I
> am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some good
> food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin breazts
> an veggies.
Thank you red onion. Any plans for Christmas?

That sounds healthy. To our bowels health!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Thinkbox MC . ()
Date: December 14, 2018 12:09PM

Fuck off, you troll. Not funny at all.

Thinkbox out.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 14, 2018 01:17PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well.
> Pablo
> > > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber
> isn’t
> > > showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> > > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> > > front door walkway.
> >
> >
> > I hopes thigz works out fo you mr. brownonion.
> I
> > gots tha day off taday but gots ta work tommrow
> I
> > am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some
> good
> > food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin
> breazts
> > an veggies.
> Thank you red onion. Any plans for Christmas?
>
> That sounds healthy. To our bowels health!


Well mr brownonion I iz goin ta my sisterz house on christmaz eve. My sister iz married ta some rich guy an he iz kind ov a dick. They feels real sorry fo me cauz I waz in prizon an I jus work at jiffy lube. They alwayz gives me a christmaz card wit a couple hundred dollarz in it. It kinda makes me feel bad that I am such a failure in life compared ta them. I will go to their house an be nice fo a coupla hours tho.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2018 08:44PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well.
> > Pablo
> > > > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber
> > isn’t
> > > > showing up and am stuck with two stick
> groan
> > > > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on
> his
> > > > front door walkway.
> > >
> > >
> > > I hopes thigz works out fo you mr.
> brownonion.
> > I
> > > gots tha day off taday but gots ta work
> tommrow
> > I
> > > am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some
> > good
> > > food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin
> > breazts
> > > an veggies.
> > Thank you red onion. Any plans for Christmas?
> >
> > That sounds healthy. To our bowels health!
>
>
> Well mr brownonion I iz goin ta my sisterz house
> on christmaz eve. My sister iz married ta some
> rich guy an he iz kind ov a dick. They feels real
> sorry fo me cauz I waz in prizon an I jus work at
> jiffy lube. They alwayz gives me a christmaz card
> wit a couple hundred dollarz in it. It kinda makes
> me feel bad that I am such a failure in life
> compared ta them. I will go to their house an be
> nice fo a coupla hours tho.


Red both you and your bowels are a success story. Of redemption. Of doing extraordinarily well. You are going far at Jiffy Lube, in fact I think you have management potential. And you've done right. Its not easy but you are an example of what good is in each of us.

And yeah let me guess, he's bragging about his superior bowels. Merry Christmas to you my friend and keep doing what you are.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 15, 2018 06:57AM

I am up early and am working at the hospital kitchen from 7 to 3:30. Last night my Dad cooked frozen chicken pot pies for dinner and he got mad when I refused to eat one. He gave me the old story about poor kids that don't have any food and how I should feel lucky to have a pot pie.
I came into work early so I could enjoy a nice mixed fruit cup and herbal tea.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: sticking a weasel up your ass ()
Date: December 15, 2018 06:59AM

Might that cause any bowel problems? Please advise.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 15, 2018 11:06AM

sticking a weasel up your ass Wrote:
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> Might that cause any bowel problems? Please
> advise.


Ask BO. He once states that his asshole is entrance only.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 15, 2018 12:15PM

Taking a drive out to Marshall Va to pick up a couple pizzas from Anthony's pizza. For a small extra charge they will put a second crust on top of your pizza, they brush it with garlic butter and bake it a second time.
My bowels are not going to like this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 16, 2018 11:26AM

Today I just worked 4 hours in the hospital kitchen. I do this on Sundays to cover for a couple ladies who want to attend church. I just got home and found my Dad and the obese neighbor setting up the family room for a football watching party. That means people are coming over to get drunk and eat gassy foods like chili dogs and fondue. I have some money saved up and I wonder if I should ask my Mom if I can go to a hotel for the night.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 16, 2018 11:58AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> front door walkway.

Brown you have been supportive but as I grow older I now recognize you carry a lot of hate and ignorance - that makes me sad. My generation does not countenance bullying or racism and we regard it as a sign of low intelligence. Im sorry to say that due to your age and attitude you present in a very unflattering light.

Too bad really because your bowels are so troubled and now you also deal with basically being a bad person. Also I had a raw veg salad with flax seed oil dressing and baked sesame tofu for an early lunch today!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 16, 2018 03:28PM

Bonchon chicken legs tonight. I got 12 of them. Look out bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: December 16, 2018 05:11PM

Im really glad Dallas lost and the Skins won but we cannot celebrate here at home now. The obese neighbor and dad started drinking around 9 am while smoking 2 turkeys and a ham in the back yard. Between them the drank a case of beer and drank shots of Yeagersomething (sp?) during the game (smelled like cough medicine). They were both laughing really loud and farting all game. Right after the game finished the obese neighbor used our fish tank as a toilet. Mom started crying while my dad was whipping the neighbor with a lamp cord screaming 'on Dasher on Prancer...'

The obese neighbor is passed out in the bathroom with his pants around his ankles on the floor in a puddle of his own waste and vomit.

I am hiding in my room where my mini fridge holds a wheat grass shake from Whole Foods and pure filtered water with Vitamin B.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Uncle Turd ()
Date: December 16, 2018 07:32PM

Planning an outing later in the week for some more Tennessee tea stains. Also would like to fit in a quick round of Mississippi mud mounds. I just bought 3 cafeteria sized cans of peaches and prunes in preparation.

Who’s down?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 17, 2018 05:02AM

%am guy checking in again. 5am guy gets the next couple nights off before beginning the holiday 12 hour shift schedule. 5am guy is going to make extra money but 5am guy will be working Christmas eve and Christmas day among other days. 5am guy is going to spend time with 5am guys mother in the nursing home. No wonder 5am guy gets depressed around Christmas.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 17, 2018 08:03PM

Two whoppers for 6 dollars deal sounds good. Maybe I get 4 whoppers for 12 dollars instead. My bowels are going to hate this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 19, 2018 11:33AM

You’re alive I hope?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 19, 2018 11:34AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Today I just worked 4 hours in the hospital
> kitchen. I do this on Sundays to cover for a
> couple ladies who want to attend church. I just
> got home and found my Dad and the obese neighbor
> setting up the family room for a football watching
> party. That means people are coming over to get
> drunk and eat gassy foods like chili dogs and
> fondue. I have some money saved up and I wonder if
> I should ask my Mom if I can go to a hotel for the
> night.


Yes on the hotel room as that’s terrible and traumatic spring onion. You have enough to worry about.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: LCSW ()
Date: December 19, 2018 11:58AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Im really glad Dallas lost and the Skins won but
> we cannot celebrate here at home now. The obese
> neighbor and dad started drinking around 9 am
> while smoking 2 turkeys and a ham in the back
> yard. Between them the drank a case of beer and
> drank shots of Yeagersomething (sp?) during the
> game (smelled like cough medicine). They were
> both laughing really loud and farting all game.
> Right after the game finished the obese neighbor
> used our fish tank as a toilet. Mom started
> crying while my dad was whipping the neighbor with
> a lamp cord screaming 'on Dasher on Prancer...'
>
> The obese neighbor is passed out in the bathroom
> with his pants around his ankles on the floor in a
> puddle of his own waste and vomit.
>
> I am hiding in my room where my mini fridge holds
> a wheat grass shake from Whole Foods and pure
> filtered water with Vitamin B.

If you are a minor you should call Fairfax County Social Services and report this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 19, 2018 04:47PM

Looks like pizza hut has a good deal going with a large two topping pizza for 7.99. I probably better order two of them though, mushroom and italian sausage sounds good. My bowels are not going to like this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 20, 2018 09:14PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Looks like pizza hut has a good deal going with a
> large two topping pizza for 7.99. I probably
> better order two of them though, mushroom and
> italian sausage sounds good. My bowels are not
> going to like this.


Does your colon look like bag pipes?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 21, 2018 04:04PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looks like pizza hut has a good deal going with
> a
> > large two topping pizza for 7.99. I probably
> > better order two of them though, mushroom and
> > italian sausage sounds good. My bowels are not
> > going to like this.
>
>
> Does your colon look like bag pipes?


Not sure how it looks but at 3am this morning I had a master blaster groan throne session and I came close to crapping in my boxers.

Looks like I'm going to run through the drive thru at Popeyes on my way home tonight. Just a 4 piece mild with 4 biscuits. That will be easy on the bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: who cares go fuckoff ()
Date: December 21, 2018 04:12PM

Who gives a fuck loser. Go talk about your pee pee and poopy on some freak hotline and leave us alone.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: December 21, 2018 04:43PM

Hi BiB's!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 22, 2018 07:19AM

It makes me sad that in the Christmas season, even then the superior bowel folks feel like showing their callousness towards us. May they for once be kind. Yet that's too much to ask unfortunately.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 22, 2018 07:56AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It makes me sad that in the Christmas season, even
> then the superior bowel folks feel like showing
> their callousness towards us. May they for once be
> kind. Yet that's too much to ask unfortunately.


Merry Christmas Brown Onion! I wish and pray for you to have good bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 22, 2018 01:59PM

Cooking up some angel hair pasta tonight. It should go well with spicy Italian sausages and Prego tomato,onion and garlic sauce and a big loaf of garlic bread on the side. Maybe a frozen cheesecake for dessert.
My bowels are in for it now!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 23, 2018 11:36AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It makes me sad that in the Christmas season,
> even
> > then the superior bowel folks feel like showing
> > their callousness towards us. May they for once
> be
> > kind. Yet that's too much to ask unfortunately.
>
>
> Merry Christmas Brown Onion! I wish and pray for
> you to have good bowels!


You as well. Any good plans for Christmas break?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 23, 2018 01:20PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It makes me sad that in the Christmas season,
> > even
> > > then the superior bowel folks feel like
> showing
> > > their callousness towards us. May they for
> once
> > be
> > > kind. Yet that's too much to ask
> unfortunately.
> >
> >
> > Merry Christmas Brown Onion! I wish and pray
> for
> > you to have good bowels!
>
>
> You as well. Any good plans for Christmas break?


Hey Brown,

Mostly staying home and working on my Science Fair project due the second week in Jan. - Im doing a model of an enlarged colon including a healthy section, and a section with polyps and cancer. Its a cut-away model that stands a full 4 ' high and is 5' foot in length. To cut down on weight I have used Papier-mâché, chicken wire on a thin wire frame. I actually built on that I intend to use for my project and one for the Obese neighbor to destroy - he usually does that with my projects. Ill let him think he is ruining my grade but in reality the real one is in the garage well protected. He and dad are up in the study having tea - said they were teabagging or something along those lines.

Im planning on having psyllium husk smoothy with a full cup of psyllium and orange juice along with some fresh Kale and prune juice for lunch today. Grandma joked I should probably plan on a change of underwear. Anyway Happy Holidays to all my BiB's

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 23, 2018 01:42PM

HaHa somebody is fake posting me again^^ That is so cool!
Hey Brown onion! I am at my Grandmas house right now but tomorrow we are going to drive to my house to have Christmas eve and morning with the whole family. After that we come back here because next week I am going to have a meeting with a guidance counselor at Richard Bland Junior college. I have submitted my application and she says I will be accepted but it is not official yet. My Grandma has a handy man putting up some walls in her basement so I can have some privacy when I move in this Fall. She already has a extra bathroom down there so it will be really nice, I will even have my own entrance in the backyard. She wants to make it like my own little apartment.
Hopefully my Dad can behave himself for one night while I am home. I heard the obese neighbor is out of town visiting family so that is good news.
What are you doing for Christmas Brown Onion?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 23, 2018 02:45PM

Cooking a oven stuffer roaster chicken right now and its almost done. I am thinking about a nice box of scalloped potatoes and some canned green beans will be good sides. I think my bowels need to be taught a lesson.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 24, 2018 12:11PM

Happi chriztmass to all yall BiB guyz!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 24, 2018 02:37PM

Heating up a couple canned chickens for dinner tonight. My bowels are not going to have the Christmas spirit.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 25, 2018 07:00AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Happi chriztmass to all yall BiB guyz!

Merry Christmas to you and all. And may all of us have a starfish after Christmas

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 25, 2018 08:01AM

Merry Christmas everyone! Last night my Dad got drunk and decided to start a fire in the fireplace. He had not lit the fireplace in several years but he went over to the obese neighbors house and stole some firewood from his backyard. Well there was a big birds nest in the chimney so the house started filling up with smoke and my Dad had to spray a fire extinguisher on it and that powder from the fire extinguisher went everywhere.
Now my Dad is passed out in his bed and won't get up for Christmas morning. On the upside My Grandma is making oatmeal topped with mixed berries. That is a healthy breakfast!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 25, 2018 09:53AM

5am guy checking in. 5am guy had a great Christmas. The security guard invited his friends into the building for a private Christmas party. 5am guy spent most of the night receiving anal sex from big black men in a male orgy. 5am guy was popular because he was the only white guy there. 5am guy thinks he had his first prostate orgasm. 5am guy will probably only date black men from now on. 5am guy is in love with black penis. Merry Christmas from 5am guy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 25, 2018 01:25PM

Well I iz havin me a ok christmaz. Went ta my sisterz house las night an had dinner wit her family. My brotha in law had ta show me all the new expensive stuff he haz bought fo himeslf cause he iz so rich an smart. He haz perfect bowelz too according to him.
When I waz leavin my sister run out to my car an gave me a card that had 3 100 dollar billz in it. I do need the money but it make me feel bad at tha same time. Oh well I am gonna get me a new set of used tires with some of that money cause I need tires to pass inspection nex month.

Happi Christmaz day all yall brown guyz!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: IHD ()
Date: December 25, 2018 02:06PM

I have a bad case of diarrhea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ZyRB3-X7A

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 25, 2018 03:35PM

All I can say is what’s left of my starfish is on the endangered list.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 26, 2018 05:00AM

5am guy checking in here once again. 5am guy has been working the 12 hour overnight shifts and will be doing so for another week. 5am guy has been taking some good dumps while the city sleeps. 5am guy wishes all the BIB's a happy holiday. 5am guy has been eating frozen microwave dinners that 5am guy buys from Harris Teeter and that has had negative effects on 5am guys bowels but not to a critical level.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 26, 2018 11:23AM

Obese neighbor attacked me on Christmas day - Im currently in a Foster home and he is in jail. Im in pain and I can barely sit. Cannot talk as Im using browser in kitchen

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: mee too ()
Date: December 26, 2018 11:33AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Heating up a couple canned chickens for dinner
> tonight. My bowels are not going to have the
> Christmas spirit.
mee too


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 26, 2018 08:33PM

WAlmart had a big sale on leftover hams and turkeys. I got 2 honey glazed hams and two big frozen turkeys for less than 12 bucks. my bowels are not happy about this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion._ ()
Date: December 27, 2018 02:17PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor attacked me on Christmas day - Im
> currently in a Foster home and he is in jail. Im
> in pain and I can barely sit. Cannot talk as Im
> using browser in kitchen


Spring - you ok? No need to mention our friendship when talking to the authorities ok...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 28, 2018 04:04AM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: December 28, 2018 07:19AM

It’s nice getting a break from school, but seeing the obese neighbor in a miniskirt licking on a large rainbow colored lollipop was a rude shock. I expected to go downstairs to get breakfast. Dad is taking a shower singing and mom just sits on the couch crying. I don’t know what to tell her.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 29, 2018 03:42PM

I just learned about the two for five dollar on quarter pounders with cheese deal from another thread on fairfax underground. I will be heading to the Kings Park Mcdonalds shortly to get my fill. 4 of them should do the trick for tonight's meal with 3 apple pies for dessert. Maybe a large diet coke too because I don't want too many calories from all that sugar in regular coke. My bowels are going to hate this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 30, 2018 08:44AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just learned about the two for five dollar on
> quarter pounders with cheese deal from another
> thread on fairfax underground. I will be heading
> to the Kings Park Mcdonalds shortly to get my
> fill. 4 of them should do the trick for tonight's
> meal with 3 apple pies for dessert. Maybe a large
> diet coke too because I don't want too many
> calories from all that sugar in regular coke. My
> bowels are going to hate this.


Do you need an industrial grade rope to save you? My goodness that’s terrible!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 30, 2018 09:02AM

Hi Mr. Brown and others, happy new year!

I am staying with Grandma this week and have been learning how to drive around the Richmond area. I found a wonderful bowel friendly grocery store and food bar called Ellwood Thompsons. Grandma and I just love this place, everything is healthy and fresh, just fantastic! If any of you BiB's ever get down to Richmond you have got to try it!

https://ellwoodthompsons.com/

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 30, 2018 10:23AM

Forgot to mention I have been released to the custody of my grandma - the Obese neighbor is still being detained for attacking me on Christmas day. Grandma passed along some wisdom to me from my departed Grandpa. Grandpa spent some time in prison in the 50's he told grandma 'it only hurts the first time, after that you just try and relax.' Grandma said grandpa was no ones bitch but no one is Superman and sometimes you get cornered in the shop or laundry where the guards cant hear your screams...

on another note Ill have some stool softening foods for a few weeks till I heal down there.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Cookie puss ()
Date: December 30, 2018 10:41AM

Spring - sorry for your troubles.

On another note I finished our Christmas cookies this morning. Been making me constipated. Now off to the gym.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 30, 2018 01:13PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi Mr. Brown and others, happy new year!
>
> I am staying with Grandma this week and have been
> learning how to drive around the Richmond area. I
> found a wonderful bowel friendly grocery store and
> food bar called Ellwood Thompsons. Grandma and I
> just love this place, everything is healthy and
> fresh, just fantastic! If any of you BiB's ever
> get down to Richmond you have got to try it!
>
> https://ellwoodthompsons.com/

Good luck driving! And see here to the people complaining about our youth proof positive of their character. That’s super nice of you spring onion!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 31, 2018 12:50PM

Went to Bob Evans earlier. Ordered me a Sunshine skillet with two extra biscuits and a cup of sausage gravy on the side. Now my bowels don't feel so good. I even skipped lunch. Maybe a couple Wendys doubles with cheese will calm my bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 01, 2019 07:51AM

Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the admissions office said I would definitely be accepted but I want to see it in writing. There is no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me right away if the letter shows up at home. This nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: concerned bib ()
Date: January 01, 2019 10:05AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the
> admissions office said I would definitely be
> accepted but I want to see it in writing. There is
> no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at
> Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> right away if the letter shows up at home. This
> nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.


HOw is you anus healing from the Obese Neighbor attack Christmas day? Have they set a hearing date yet?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 03, 2019 04:55AM

5am guy says happy new year!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 04, 2019 06:22AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the
> admissions office said I would definitely be
> accepted but I want to see it in writing. There is
> no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at
> Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> right away if the letter shows up at home. This
> nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.


Hoping that letter has arrived. I think the partial shutdown has even affected mail Spring Onion. Have no fear, I think youre going to get accepted and do a lot for bowel research.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 04, 2019 04:53PM

Getting a 8 piece mild,spicy mix and 6 biscuits from Popeyes on the way home my bowels are going to shit themselves when they find out about this. Maybe I should get a large coleslaw as well to help them out.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 05, 2019 07:55AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> > acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> > college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the
> > admissions office said I would definitely be
> > accepted but I want to see it in writing. There
> is
> > no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at
> > Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> > right away if the letter shows up at home. This
> > nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
>
>
> Hoping that letter has arrived. I think the
> partial shutdown has even affected mail Spring
> Onion. Have no fear, I think youre going to get
> accepted and do a lot for bowel research.


Thank you Mr Brown. You were right I got the letter yesterday! I am back home from Grandmas and am working at the hospital today. I told all the kitchen ladies about my acceptance to college and they all cheered for me and are baking me a cake. My Mom is real proud of me too.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 05, 2019 08:00AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> > > acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> > > college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at
> the
> > > admissions office said I would definitely be
> > > accepted but I want to see it in writing.
> There
> > is
> > > no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still
> at
> > > Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> > > right away if the letter shows up at home.
> This
> > > nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
> >
> >
> > Hoping that letter has arrived. I think the
> > partial shutdown has even affected mail Spring
> > Onion. Have no fear, I think youre going to get
> > accepted and do a lot for bowel research.
>
>
> Thank you Mr Brown. You were right I got the
> letter yesterday! I am back home from Grandmas and
> am working at the hospital today. I told all the
> kitchen ladies about my acceptance to college and
> they all cheered for me and are baking me a cake.
> My Mom is real proud of me too.

I am very proud of you spring onion! You have persevered under difficult circumstances, and I applaud you for a job well done.

This place has a lot of negative people, but let’s hear it for spring onion! Bravo young man a big time congratulations!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: January 05, 2019 09:00AM

I am vury happi for you too spring onion! I can tell you will go far inlife an be a big contributer to society.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 06, 2019 11:04AM

Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I am very thankful that my Dad and the obese neighbor are having their NFL playoff watching party over at the obese neighbors house and not here at my house. It's only 11 am and they are already drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to get fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dr. appointment ()
Date: January 06, 2019 11:14AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I am
> very thankful that my Dad and the obese neighbor
> are having their NFL playoff watching party over
> at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to get
> fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.

Jesus when did the neighbor get out of jail? When is the trial? Did the courts let you back with your parents? People here do not have your best interests in mind. May I suggest acquiring a firearm should the Obese Neighbor return to attack and rape you again.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 06, 2019 05:07PM

Got some Italian sausages at Two fat butchers out in Front Royal yesterday. Going to cook up a pound of spaghetti and have a couple of those sausages and a jar of Prego on top. My bowels are going to shit themselves!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 06:42AM

This is a good morning to head out to Manassas and hit up the Golden corral breakfast buffet. Going to start off with 6 fried eggs and a pound of bacon, maybe a couple toasted bagels and corned beef hash. My bowels will not be happy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 09:18AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Got some Italian sausages at Two fat butchers out
> in Front Royal yesterday. Going to cook up a pound
> of spaghetti and have a couple of those sausages
> and a jar of Prego on top. My bowels are going to
> shit themselves!


Up to you as they are your set but good heavens!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 10:04AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I am
> very thankful that my Dad and the obese neighbor
> are having their NFL playoff watching party over
> at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to get
> fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.


Sorry spring I was on the groan throne squinting and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved your dad and the neighbor are stinking up their house and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi fruits and vegetables good?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: verified green. onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 10:19AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I
> am
> > very thankful that my Dad and the obese
> neighbor
> > are having their NFL playoff watching party
> over
> > at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> > house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> > drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> > neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to
> get
> > fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
>
>
> Sorry spring I was on the groan throne squinting
> and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved your
> dad and the neighbor are stinking up their house
> and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi
> fruits and vegetables good?

your boring sockpuppet Spring onion is more insipid than usual. Why not kill yourself?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 10:22AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I
> am
> > very thankful that my Dad and the obese
> neighbor
> > are having their NFL playoff watching party
> over
> > at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> > house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> > drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> > neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to
> get
> > fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
>
>
> Sorry spring I was on the groan throne squinting
> and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved your
> dad and the neighbor are stinking up their house
> and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi
> fruits and vegetables good?


Hi Mr. Brown! I think the Aldi produce department is as good as any other grocery store. They have lots of customers and that keeps the produce fresh with so much turnover. I like the grapes and apples best.
My Dad and the obese neighbor are thankfully having the NFL watching event at the neighbors house again this weekend. They just got back from Costco and they bought several cases of Busch beer in cans and several bags of chicken leg quarters. My Dad is furloughed from his government job right now and has been getting drunk all day every day for some time now.
How are your bowels Mr. Brown?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 11:09AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I
> > am
> > > very thankful that my Dad and the obese
> > neighbor
> > > are having their NFL playoff watching party
> > over
> > > at the obese neighbors house and not here at
> my
> > > house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> > > drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> > > neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon
> to
> > get
> > > fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
> >
> >
> > Sorry spring I was on the groan throne
> squinting
> > and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved
> your
> > dad and the neighbor are stinking up their
> house
> > and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi
> > fruits and vegetables good?
>
>
> Hi Mr. Brown! I think the Aldi produce department
> is as good as any other grocery store. They have
> lots of customers and that keeps the produce fresh
> with so much turnover. I like the grapes and
> apples best.
> My Dad and the obese neighbor are thankfully
> having the NFL watching event at the neighbors
> house again this weekend. They just got back from
> Costco and they bought several cases of Busch beer
> in cans and several bags of chicken leg quarters.
> My Dad is furloughed from his government job right
> now and has been getting drunk all day every day
> for some time now.
> How are your bowels Mr. Brown?



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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 02:45PM

I just put a big Perdue oven stuffer roaster in the oven. Going to eat that bad boy later with stuffing, gravy and some green beans. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 06:40PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just put a big Perdue oven stuffer roaster in
> the oven. Going to eat that bad boy later with
> stuffing, gravy and some green beans. My bowels
> can handle it!


You have any Crisco for your starfish?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: weekend onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 07:49PM

^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2019 06:34AM

weekend onion Wrote:
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> ^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick

Sorry unlike Gerry I’m not into homosexual activity.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 13, 2019 08:49AM

I am working at the hospital kitchen again today, we are shorthanded because of the snow. My Mom drove me here in her Subaru with no problem. My Dad is still passed out at the obese neighbors house. I hope he gets to go back to work soon. More football today means more drunken parties with gassy foods. It cannot be healthy to have fondue nearly every night like my Dad does.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: polygraph onion ()
Date: January 13, 2019 01:10PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> weekend onion Wrote:
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> > ^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick
>
> Sorry unlike Gerry I’m not into homosexual
> activity.


Stop lying, cunt. You already told us all that you were “entrance only.”

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2019 01:50PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am working at the hospital kitchen again today,
> we are shorthanded because of the snow. My Mom
> drove me here in her Subaru with no problem. My
> Dad is still passed out at the obese neighbors
> house. I hope he gets to go back to work soon.
> More football today means more drunken parties
> with gassy foods. It cannot be healthy to have
> fondue nearly every night like my Dad does.


Fondue every night. His colon and arteries geez!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 15, 2019 05:28PM

Taking it easy on my bowels tonight with some McFood. Three McDoubles with large fries and two apple pies. Washing it all down with a six pack of budweiser in 16oz cans.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Everyone Gerry Onion ()
Date: January 15, 2019 07:08PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> weekend onion Wrote:
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> > ^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick
>
> Sorry unlike Gerry I’m not into homosexual
> activity.


Everyone is Gerry - what a surprise Brown Onion is the dumbass that has Gerry Derangement Syndrome. You love playing with your shit and think everyone is Gerry.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 18, 2019 04:58PM

Dad and the obese neighbor went on a fishing trip. They mentioned something about butt chugging. For once they didn’t make me go with. Instead I invited a school friend over so we can play kinect and study bowels. She seems pretty excited about it, if you ask me.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 19, 2019 08:55AM

Going out to Warrenton today around 11am to go to Long John Silvers. Planning on spending about 30 bucks on lunch. My bowels wont be happy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Old Friend Onion ()
Date: January 19, 2019 09:42AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor went on a fishing trip.
> They mentioned something about butt chugging. For
> once they didn’t make me go with. Instead I
> invited a school friend over so we can play kinect
> and study bowels. She seems pretty excited about
> it, if you ask me.
>

Spring,

Glad to hear you got out of camping - I seem to recall in earlier years you were made to listen to a night of debauchery in the tent your dad and neighbor occupied. If Im not mistaken one year your dad lost the car keys and your grandma had to drive the Town Car to the campsite to rescue you.

Im glad you are meeting with a friend - is that her in the picture? She looks very attractive and can really play Wii Just Dance! Remember to take it slow ('She Cums First' is a good book for new young men) also be careful about human waste - its loaded with bacteria that can make you sick. Have fun!!!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 07:21AM

Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great long weekend!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 11:17AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great long
> weekend!

You as well spring. Worried about you with today’s football games.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 02:25PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great
> long
> > weekend!
>
> You as well spring. Worried about you with
> today’s football games.


I am worried too. I get off work at 3:30 so we will see what is going on at home. My Dad recently bought a larger fondue pot off ebay. He is on a bizarre fondue kick lately. Last night he was dipping deep fried shrimp into the fondue cheese along with chunks of ham. I hope the government shutdown ends soon so he can go back to work, he even said if he misses 3 more paychecks he might have to take money from my college fund. My Grandma told me not to worry about that though,she has my back and my college is covered for at least 2 years.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 03:19PM

Old Friend Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dad and the obese neighbor went on a fishing
> trip.
> > They mentioned something about butt chugging.
> For
> > once they didn’t make me go with. Instead I
> > invited a school friend over so we can play
> kinect
> > and study bowels. She seems pretty excited
> about
> > it, if you ask me.
> >
>

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 03:23PM


Hi Bib

Thank you for the kind words and yes that is her - she is very attractive and also plays Wii Just Dance in a very unique way. We first met at Home Depot when I was shopping for paint for a Science Fair Bowels project and she was purchasing a half dozen drop cloths for her gaming.

I had a fresh fruit salad for brunch with clear filtered water. For lunch Im having wheat grass compote on gluten free rice cakes with a small jicama walnut and lime juice salad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Nintendo Power Onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 03:29PM

spring onion Wrote:
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 06:42PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great
> > long
> > > weekend!
> >
> > You as well spring. Worried about you with
> > today’s football games.
>
>
> I am worried too. I get off work at 3:30 so we
> will see what is going on at home. My Dad recently
> bought a larger fondue pot off ebay. He is on a
> bizarre fondue kick lately. Last night he was
> dipping deep fried shrimp into the fondue cheese
> along with chunks of ham. I hope the government
> shutdown ends soon so he can go back to work, he
> even said if he misses 3 more paychecks he might
> have to take money from my college fund. My
> Grandma told me not to worry about that though,she
> has my back and my college is covered for at least
> 2 years.

Glad she has your back. Odd your dads getting into fondue agreed. That’s a bowel buster

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 21, 2019 12:08PM

I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the obese neighbor were watching football all afternoon and evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she was not home to keep Dad under control.
The two of them cooked about 50 chicken drumsticks in the oven and they were dipping the chicken parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of Busch beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of the night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them on the floor in front of the washer. I had to scoop them up with a snow shovel and throw them out on the carport.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: January 21, 2019 12:19PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the obese
> neighbor were watching football all afternoon and
> evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she was
> not home to keep Dad under control.
> The two of them cooked about 50 chicken drumsticks
> in the oven and they were dipping the chicken
> parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of Busch
> beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of the
> night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them on
> the floor in front of the washer. I had to scoop
> them up with a snow shovel and throw them out on
> the carport.

spring sorry to hear about that. do you and your girlfriend play Just Dance in your room? I noticed she is very skilled to be able to score huge points while defecating - is this something you practice together?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 21, 2019 12:45PM



btw her name is Judy but I call her 'Jules'

For lunch Im having a fresh fruit plate with soy vegan cheese and Kale salad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: wtf?? ()
Date: January 21, 2019 12:54PM

wtf?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: henry onion ()
Date: January 21, 2019 02:17PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the obese
> neighbor were watching football all afternoon and
> evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she was
> not home to keep Dad under control.
> The two of them cooked about 50 chicken drumsticks
> in the oven and they were dipping the chicken
> parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of Busch
> beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of the
> night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them on
> the floor in front of the washer. I had to scoop
> them up with a snow shovel and throw them out on
> the carport.

Thats no good, spring. Are you sure you weren’t also smelling some of the feces that your lady friend was flinging all over the living room earlier during your wii session? I’d check behind the couch just to be sure a stray nugget didnt roll back there.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: wallet biopsy ()
Date: January 21, 2019 05:06PM

henry onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the
> obese
> > neighbor were watching football all afternoon
> and
> > evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she
> was
> > not home to keep Dad under control.
> > The two of them cooked about 50 chicken
> drumsticks
> > in the oven and they were dipping the chicken
> > parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of
> Busch
> > beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of
> the
> > night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them
> on
> > the floor in front of the washer. I had to
> scoop
> > them up with a snow shovel and throw them out
> on
> > the carport.
>
> Thats no good, spring. Are you sure you weren’t
> also smelling some of the feces that your lady
> friend was flinging all over the living room
> earlier during your wii session? I’d check
> behind the couch just to be sure a stray nugget
> didnt roll back there.

Thanks, and yes, lol, Jules sometimes gets some amazing range she calls is 'rhino-raging' something about what they do with their tails when they are going #2. We are careful to tuck the dropcloths under the couch and tv. Believe me I can smell the difference between dad and Jules - jules is a vegetarian dad is a hot-wing-atarian.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: curious onion ()
Date: January 21, 2019 09:47PM

^spring, why did you call yourself 'wallet biopsy???'

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2019 08:37AM

I look forward to the liberation of spring from his dads stinky ass crack. His bowels are interfering with a young mans life, which is not fair at all.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 22, 2019 11:12AM

curious onion Wrote:
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> ^spring, why did you call yourself 'wallet
> biopsy???'


lol Dad and the neighbor were watching The Soprano's and the phrase came up. Stone ground oats, organic soy cheese and whole grain pita for breakfast this morning. School sucks but glad it was delayed.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sudafed = constipation. ()
Date: January 22, 2019 11:52AM

Sudafed = constipation. Straining to pass rocks...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2019 12:51PM

Sudafed = constipation. Wrote:
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> Sudafed = constipation. Straining to pass
> rocks...

Yes. A lot of over the counter congestion medications, unfortunately lead to backed up bowels. The same for prescription opiates.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 22, 2019 07:56PM

Got a 8 piece chicken from royal farms. Going to eat at least 5 pieces and a couple biscuits with heavy butter. My bowels can handle it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: how long ()
Date: January 22, 2019 08:00PM

Jules is over tonight she forgot the drop cloths - I dont care Im playing in dad's 'man cave' he and the obese neighbor can kiss my rear.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jimmy J ()
Date: January 22, 2019 08:11PM

Do you have any more pictures of Jules? She looks hot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 24, 2019 04:55AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is taking the dumps while the city sleeps.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Thread is naughty-delicious ()
Date: January 24, 2019 12:22PM

Thread is naughty-delicious.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 24, 2019 08:00PM

I just ate two Burger king original chicken sandwiches and a double whopper. I chased all that down with a large Dr Pepper. My bowels are up for it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Earl Bumstead Jr. ()
Date: January 24, 2019 08:28PM

What in the Sam Hill is going on here - this thread is seriously messed up.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2019 07:41AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just ate two Burger king original chicken
> sandwiches and a double whopper. I chased all that
> down with a large Dr Pepper. My bowels are up for
> it!


Hoover Dam getting hit by anvils.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Yummyyumyum ()
Date: January 25, 2019 06:31PM



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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2019 07:11PM

So nice of this negro to try to interfere with a mature discussion, using immature pictures and deviant behavior. Go steal a bike or something.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: truth onion ()
Date: January 25, 2019 09:53PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So nice of this negro to try to interfere with a
> mature discussion, using immature pictures and
> deviant behavior. Go steal a bike or something.


That “negro” makes this thread actually entertaining, unlike your 12 fake boring trolls. Go fuck yoourself.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 26, 2019 07:32AM

I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as my Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they are staying in a hotel there tonight.
I am working in the hospital kitchen today and have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel for breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2019 10:35AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to
> work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as my
> Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a
> gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they
> are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> I am working in the hospital kitchen today and
> have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel for
> breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!


Glad your dad and the neighbor are away, with their toxic starfishes out of sight and out of mind.

That’s a good healthy bowel friendly breakfast.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jules fan ()
Date: January 26, 2019 01:10PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to
> work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as my
> Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a
> gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they
> are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> I am working in the hospital kitchen today and
> have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel for
> breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!

If your lady friend comes by again this weekend, please get more video of her poopdancing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2019 01:33PM

The obese neighbor puts barbecue sauce all over him, and my dad licks it off his big fat belly. Mom is always upset. She smiles cigarettes, drinking wine out of the bottle. Grandma makes me good foods, and said “this is normal behavior of adults.”

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 23efrww ()
Date: January 26, 2019 01:38PM


gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". he floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison - decided by democrat gov of course, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA, and anything possible to DEMORALIZE white people on ffu. (perhaps a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). the website operator has told him "not to post or return" which are still posted - not removed, by the sysop: not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others.


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 26, 2019 01:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to
> > work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as
> my
> > Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a
> > gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they
> > are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> > I am working in the hospital kitchen today and
> > have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel
> for
> > breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> > I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
>
>
> Glad your dad and the neighbor are away, with
> their toxic starfishes out of sight and out of
> mind.
>
> That’s a good healthy bowel friendly breakfast.


Hi Mr Brown, how are your bowels today?

My Dad is having a big super bowl watching party next weekend and he is having 5 or 6 overnight guests. I convinced my Mom to let me get a Hotel room at a place with a nice indoor pool next weekend. She has to book the room because I am under 18. I am going to stay Saturday and Sunday nights then go to school a little late on Monday. Mom is going to meet me at the hospital next Saturday for a early dinner at the heart healthy cafe before checking in. Thank God I will not have to endure the horrific conditions at my house.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 26, 2019 03:20PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am really glad my Dad is going to go back
> to
> > > work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight
> as
> > my
> > > Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on
> a
> > > gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and
> they
> > > are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> > > I am working in the hospital kitchen today
> and
> > > have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel
> > for
> > > breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> > > I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
> >
> >
> > Glad your dad and the neighbor are away, with
> > their toxic starfishes out of sight and out of
> > mind.
> >
> > That’s a good healthy bowel friendly
> breakfast.
>
>
> Hi Mr Brown, how are your bowels today?
>
> My Dad is having a big super bowl watching party
> next weekend and he is having 5 or 6 overnight
> guests. I convinced my Mom to let me get a Hotel
> room at a place with a nice indoor pool next
> weekend. She has to book the room because I am
> under 18. I am going to stay Saturday and Sunday
> nights then go to school a little late on Monday.
> Mom is going to meet me at the hospital next
> Saturday for a early dinner at the heart healthy
> cafe before checking in. Thank God I will not have
> to endure the horrific conditions at my house.

Oh I almost forgot I also called Jules and she says she will sneak out and stay in the hotel with me. She said she plans to have a huge mexican food lunch that day. I am so excited. I will be bringing the wii and the new Just Dance game my grandma bought me. We will not need to lay out drop cloths for a change. We will just sweep the poop nuggets up with a broom because the skid marks will blend right in with the motel carpet.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 27, 2019 09:18AM

You guys still grumble. Try being incomtinent

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Undies ()
Date: January 27, 2019 11:19AM

Moons over my hammy. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2019 02:49PM

Some foods= goulash.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: January 27, 2019 03:41PM

Well, I'll be! I see this thread is still going and I see we still need to use image block lol! How are you Brown Onion? Hey there Spring and Boiled!
I am still down here in Harrisonburg and it's good to catch up with my old Fairfax friends. Mrs Dive and I are planning to go to full retirement in 2022, we are going to sell all our properties and move further south, someplace real cheap! God bless you guys and your bowels. I will stay in touch.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2019 09:07PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well, I'll be! I see this thread is still going
> and I see we still need to use image block lol!
> How are you Brown Onion? Hey there Spring and
> Boiled!
> I am still down here in Harrisonburg and it's good
> to catch up with my old Fairfax friends. Mrs Dive
> and I are planning to go to full retirement in
> 2022, we are going to sell all our properties and
> move further south, someplace real cheap! God
> bless you guys and your bowels. I will stay in
> touch.

Way to go dive bomber! I forgot did you get the Canadian canary yellow groan throne? It’s nice hearing from you again as my asshole and now out of family brother Clarence tried to fake my death here. I had heart surgery but with Matilda’s help am getting better. Congrats about Harrisonburg still being great.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO loser ()
Date: January 27, 2019 10:59PM

Its easy to fake your death when you’re a fake fuck troll to begin with.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 28, 2019 04:57AM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well, I'll be! I see this thread is still going
> and I see we still need to use image block lol!
> How are you Brown Onion? Hey there Spring and
> Boiled!
> I am still down here in Harrisonburg and it's good
> to catch up with my old Fairfax friends. Mrs Dive
> and I are planning to go to full retirement in
> 2022, we are going to sell all our properties and
> move further south, someplace real cheap! God
> bless you guys and your bowels. I will stay in
> touch.

5am guy says hi to dive bomber.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 28, 2019 09:00PM

Having a triple whopper and a single whopper with onion rings and a chocolate shake for dinner. My bowels are up for it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 02, 2019 09:37AM

My Dads old college buddies started showing up at the house last night for the all weekend drunk fart eat fest superbowl party. Thank God I am going to a hotel when I get off work this afternoon.
My Dad is still on his fondue kick, he dunks all his food in fondue. Yesterday he came home with more sterno and like 5 pounds of cheese.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 02, 2019 10:24AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dads old college buddies started showing up at
> the house last night for the all weekend drunk
> fart eat fest superbowl party. Thank God I am
> going to a hotel when I get off work this
> afternoon.
> My Dad is still on his fondue kick, he dunks all
> his food in fondue. Yesterday he came home with
> more sterno and like 5 pounds of cheese.


If a earthquake hits the area thanks for the warning spring!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 06, 2019 08:05AM

I called out sick today just for the hell of it. In a few hours I am going to a nice pizza place that sells beer. I think a large pizza with mushrooms, sausage and extra cheese will hit the spot with a pitcher of beer. I guess I better Uber it so I don't get a DWI. My bowels are going to shit their pants when they see what I'm eating today!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 06, 2019 10:18PM


jules and I are having troubles lately, she despises my dad and the neighbor - she says they are perverts. I tried to gently suggest that her gaming 'style' presented certain hygienic challenges and she might want to consider trying just urinating while gaming for a somewhat cleaner outcome.

she got mad, later I found she took a dump on my dad's George Forman grill in the kitchen. I threw it out into the neighbors yard before he saw it...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: black face bowel man onion ()
Date: February 07, 2019 02:38PM

Spring your gf is hot! So she likes to take the occasional dump while playing Wii - so what? What she did to your dad's grill is a little concerning but its not like you are married. Just fuck her and make her clean up after herself. Eat your greens and remember to get plenty of fibre

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 07, 2019 04:24PM

Just called in a pick-up order to Olive Garden. Two orders of lasagna with salad and breadsticks for dinner tonite! My bowels are going to hate this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion not signed in ()
Date: February 07, 2019 06:14PM

spring onion Wrote:
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion not signed in ()
Date: February 07, 2019 06:15PM

That’s too bad, spring. Jules really sounds like a good catch and it looks like she is willing to stand up to your father; unlike you. Perhaps once it warms up again, you guys could move your wii gaming sessions into the back yard. Then she could fling her feces all over and everybody will just think it was the dog. If she can get one over the fence, please shoot a video of it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 07, 2019 06:36PM

Brown Onion not signed in Wrote:
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> That’s too bad, spring. Jules really sounds like
> a good catch and it looks like she is willing to
> stand up to your father; unlike you. Perhaps once
> it warms up again, you guys could move your wii
> gaming sessions into the back yard. Then she could
> fling her feces all over and everybody will just
> think it was the dog. If she can get one over the
> fence, please shoot a video of it.


Here you go


also I had organic beet soup and stone ground whole wheat pita for after school snack.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Ooh onion ()
Date: February 07, 2019 08:04PM

So fucking hot!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 08, 2019 05:01AM

5am guy checking in. 5am guy is still working same boring job. Boss gave 5am guy a nice raise after the new year. 5am guy has not been checking in lately much ever since 5am guy fell in love with black men. Ever since 5am guy has been getting stretched by large black penis up his anus, 5am guy no longer has bowel issues at all. 5am guy now volunteers at a glory hole before work every evening. 5am guy also loves going to work with the taste of a man’s penis still in his mouth. 5am guy sends best wishes to all of his bibs.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 09, 2019 02:16AM

5am guy checking in again. No work tomorrow so 5am guy decided to volunteer at the glory hole tonight. After an hour into the shift, 5am guy saw the biggest black cock he’s ever seen. It barely fit thru the glory hole. It was such a huge cock that 5am guy could not even get his lips around it. 5am guy walked around the stall to better help the owner of the huge black cock. 5am guy lubed up his asshole and took the most painful and biggest black cock he’s ever had. 5am guy is now home in bed, with his candles and a quivering bloody asshole. 5am guy is glad he doesn’t work tomorrow.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2019 04:05PM

God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Memory onion ()
Date: February 09, 2019 04:41PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The
> groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.


So you take your own death? Scat freak

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 09, 2019 05:20PM

I had two Hardees 2/3 pound thickburgers for lunch and I have two more in my refrigerator for later tonight. My bowels are feeling a little rough right now. I better drink a 12 pack of bud to calm them.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2019 11:14AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I had two Hardees 2/3 pound thickburgers for lunch
> and I have two more in my refrigerator for later
> tonight. My bowels are feeling a little rough
> right now. I better drink a 12 pack of bud to calm
> them.


How’s your starfish now? My goodness! I wish Governor Northam would be proud of his blackface pictures.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2019 01:38PM

You hire a spic to do your plumbing and he’s still not here. Probably drinking.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 10, 2019 02:39PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> You hire a spic to do your plumbing and he’s
> still not here. Probably drinking.


Hi Mr. Brown, I hope you were able to get your plumbing fixed. My Dad works on our plumbing himself and sometimes he does not get it right especially when he is drunk.
I am so looking forward to graduating high school in just 4 months. I am going to work all summer to save up spending money for college, I already have 1600 dollars saved.
How are your bowels Mr. Brown?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2019 04:04PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You hire a spic to do your plumbing and he’s
> > still not here. Probably drinking.
>
>
> Hi Mr. Brown, I hope you were able to get your
> plumbing fixed. My Dad works on our plumbing
> himself and sometimes he does not get it right
> especially when he is drunk.
> I am so looking forward to graduating high school
> in just 4 months. I am going to work all summer to
> save up spending money for college, I already have
> 1600 dollars saved.
> How are your bowels Mr. Brown?

Irritated spring. Although maybe once Pablo gets here he won’t screw it up.

Very proud of you. Just out of curiosity do you think a term paper on your dad and the neighbor could be applicable to one of your classes?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green.Onion ()
Date: February 11, 2019 01:01PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You hire a spic to do your plumbing and
> he’s
> > > still not here. Probably drinking.
> >
> >
> > Hi Mr. Brown, I hope you were able to get your
> > plumbing fixed. My Dad works on our plumbing
> > himself and sometimes he does not get it right
> > especially when he is drunk.
> > I am so looking forward to graduating high
> school
> > in just 4 months. I am going to work all summer
> to
> > save up spending money for college, I already
> have
> > 1600 dollars saved.
> > How are your bowels Mr. Brown?
>
> Irritated spring. Although maybe once Pablo gets
> here he won’t screw it up.
>
> Very proud of you. Just out of curiosity do you
> think a term paper on your dad and the neighbor
> could be applicable to one of your classes?

FAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this asshole

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: same ol’ shit onion ()
Date: February 11, 2019 06:04PM

I see nothing changes around here. That Brown Onion guy is still obsessed with scat fetish.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 11, 2019 08:21PM

Tonight I am having a big can of dinty moore beef stew poured over rice. I think my bowels will welcome this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 13, 2019 07:11PM

Its been a rough week. I have not seen Jules in 4 days. She will not come over and play wii after school because she says she is constipated. I offered to give her one of grandma’s fresh olive oil enemas, followed by some just dance hip hop shuffle, but she refused. I hope she gets better soon. The obese neighbor keeps knocking on the door asking if we have any cans of whipped cream. I had a soybean burger with sprouts for lunch.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: February 13, 2019 07:55PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Its been a rough week. I have not seen Jules in 4
> days. She will not come over and play wii after
> school because she says she is constipated. I
> offered to give her one of grandma’s fresh olive
> oil enemas, followed by some just dance hip hop
> shuffle, but she refused. I hope she gets better
> soon. The obese neighbor keeps knocking on the
> door asking if we have any cans of whipped cream.
> I had a soybean burger with sprouts for lunch.

Dear Spring,

I am sorry to hear about your girlfriends battle of the bowels, perhaps the midwives could bring over some birthing forceps to help her deliver her brown baby. Please be patient with the Obese neighbor - sometimes we middle age men need some ass-play to even out he rough patches...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: February 13, 2019 10:40PM

Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2019 07:19AM

Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping


How cute to impersonate me with a zero, as that’s what you are.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Remembering Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2019 02:00PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown 0nion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping
>
>
> How cute to impersonate me with a zero, as
> that’s what you are.

Weird - your account claimed you had died 2 years ago then collected genuine sympathy from folks here for months - guess it was all a big joke to you huh.

Why not kill yourself (again)?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2019 02:33PM

Remembering Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown 0nion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping
> >
> >
> > How cute to impersonate me with a zero, as
> > that’s what you are.
>
> Weird - your account claimed you had died 2 years
> ago then collected genuine sympathy from folks
> here for months - guess it was all a big joke to
> you huh.
>
> Why not kill yourself (again)?


This is not a thread on me. This is about bowels. Let’s hear about your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 14, 2019 04:37PM

I left work a little early today and got a big pack of cubes steaks. I am rolling them in flour and putting a buttload of seasonings on them before frying them in a half inch of hot oil. I'm gonna serve them with black eyed peas and garlic bread along with a six pack of ice cold budweiser. My bowels might struggle with this meal!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 14, 2019 06:53PM

Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its been a rough week. I have not seen Jules in
> 4
> > days. She will not come over and play wii after
> > school because she says she is constipated. I
> > offered to give her one of grandma’s fresh
> olive
> > oil enemas, followed by some just dance hip hop
> > shuffle, but she refused. I hope she gets
> better
> > soon. The obese neighbor keeps knocking on the
> > door asking if we have any cans of whipped
> cream.
> > I had a soybean burger with sprouts for lunch.
>
> Dear Spring,
>
> I am sorry to hear about your girlfriends battle
> of the bowels, perhaps the midwives could bring
> over some birthing forceps to help her deliver her
> brown baby. Please be patient with the Obese
> neighbor - sometimes we middle age men need some
> ass-play to even out he rough patches...


Thanks Mr. Brown. All is not bad. Jules sent me a valentines day card. She mentioned that she has saved up a huge heart-shaped piece of chocolate for me the next time she sees me. I will leave an olive oil enema on the obese neighbor’s doorstep. I had a fresh garden salad with vinaigrette for lunch.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: wuhfm ()
Date: February 15, 2019 10:02AM

WTF?

shit-sex thread?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Im a little shy but... ()
Date: February 15, 2019 10:11AM

I remember the first time I experienced an erotic scat gathering. I was at a very small/intimate party of about 8 or 9 people. Gradually people started leaving the downstairs where we were having drinks and moved upstairs. When I was one of the last 3 downstairs I decided to wonder upstairs and explore.

What I found was a warm inviting room with incense, champagne and dark red drop cloths. The room was quite warm but there were two fans so it felt comfortable. In the center of the room there were three people engaging in what can only be described as the most erotic kind of touching I had ever seen. Yes they were evacuating on each other and manipulating each others dirt but they did it in a way that was sublime.

I wont go into what happened the rest of the night but I will say Im glad I kept an open mind and opened the door to a whole new world of pleasure...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 15, 2019 04:40PM

I have discovered that black eyed peas are good for the bowels. I had a 14.5 ounce can of them last night and they cleared my bowels out very well.
Tonight I am having a 8 piece Roy Rogers chicken meal with coleslaw and 4 biscuits.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: ...naughty-delicious! ()
Date: February 15, 2019 07:05PM

Im a little shy but... Wrote:
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> I remember the first time I experienced an erotic
> scat gathering. I was at a very small/intimate
> party of about 8 or 9 people. Gradually people
> started leaving the downstairs where we were
> having drinks and moved upstairs. When I was one
> of the last 3 downstairs I decided to wonder
> upstairs and explore.
>
> What I found was a warm inviting room with
> incense, champagne and dark red drop cloths. The
> room was quite warm but there were two fans so it
> felt comfortable. In the center of the room there
> were three people engaging in what can only be
> described as the most erotic kind of touching I
> had ever seen. Yes they were evacuating on each
> other and manipulating each others dirt but they
> did it in a way that was sublime.
>
> I wont go into what happened the rest of the night
> but I will say Im glad I kept an open mind and
> opened the door to a whole new world of
> pleasure...


...naughty-delicious!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poopeater ()
Date: February 16, 2019 12:56AM

Scat tastes just like chocolate. Try it some time.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: eesh, gerry, miz, and peekza ()
Date: February 16, 2019 01:33AM

I eat fresh shit from men’s asses every chance I get.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: February 16, 2019 02:27PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I have discovered that black eyed peas are good
> for the bowels. I had a 14.5 ounce can of them
> last night and they cleared my bowels out very
> well.
> Tonight I am having a 8 piece Roy Rogers chicken
> meal with coleslaw and 4 biscuits.


Damn , Boiled. Thatz way too much food fo jus one meal. You gonna die if u keep eatin like that.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 16, 2019 03:33PM

Jules came over for some Wii this morning - really messy but fun. For lunch I had a Kale, greek yogurt, apple, carrot, and chia seed smoothie and Omega 3 supplements.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onoin ()
Date: February 16, 2019 04:52PM

Thats great news, spring. It sounds like your lady friend has bowels of steel.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 17, 2019 07:17AM

I am up early and heading to Golden Corral in Manassas to have a huge plate of sausage patties, eggs and home fries covered with sausage gravy. Maybe two or three huge plates. My bowels have all day to deal with that!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Healthy eating onion ()
Date: February 17, 2019 10:29AM

This is my idea of a good Sunday morning breakfast.
Attachments:
steak eggs homefries 54good.jpg

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 21, 2019 04:50PM

5am guy says hi to everyone!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 23, 2019 11:48AM

Healthy eating onion Wrote:
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> This is my idea of a good Sunday morning
> breakfast.


That steak might look good, but do you want your colon to look like an accordion?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onoin ()
Date: February 23, 2019 12:00PM

Is anybody interested in some scat play/ Tennesse tea stains this weekend?

PM me.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 23, 2019 07:46PM

Brown Onoin Wrote:
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> Is anybody interested in some scat play/ Tennesse
> tea stains this weekend?
>
> PM me.


Imitation is flattery. How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: February 23, 2019 11:15PM

But really, do PM me if you want to enjoy the gratification of taking a dump on my chest, or face.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 24, 2019 01:39PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Healthy eating onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is my idea of a good Sunday morning
> > breakfast.
>
>
> That steak might look good, but do you want your
> colon to look like an accordion?


Hi Mr Brown! How are your bowels?
My Dad and the obese neighbor were drinking heavily yesterday and my Dad tripped on the patio and crushed his own arm with his body weight. I had to take him to the emergency room. He tore his rotator cuff and has to see a specialist on Tuesday. Right now he is on the couch in the basement and he is demanding that I go to Popeyes to fetch him a 10 piece box of spicy chicken and a dozen biscuits.
He also says that he cant reach his own rear end to wipe after pooping and needs help. I told him he will have to get Mom to do that for him. He is trying to put me on a guilt trip by talking about all the times he had to change my diaper when I was little. Am I being a bad son by refusing to do this?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green 0nion ()
Date: February 24, 2019 02:55PM

spring why not help your dad - you might find it rewarding and perhaps even erotic. Our used-up food has a bad reputation by can be sublime in the feel or even taste.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jekel ()
Date: February 24, 2019 03:31PM

shit-eaters - you people are gross.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dr Phil onion ()
Date: February 24, 2019 04:00PM

spring, perhaps you could include your dad in your wii poop dancing sessions with Jules. It could be an opportunity for them to iron out their differences with some friendly competition. Your dad could just go upstairs and shower his filthy ass afterwards while you and jules pick up the drop cloths. Win/win for everybody.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 25, 2019 09:20AM

This morning power out, Obese neighbor passed out on couch in den wearing black dress (a-la Billy Porter) pulled over his head and no underwear. The cat seemed to be cleaning his scrotum.

Dad and mom are arguing about the neighbor's appearance and presence in our house - mom threatening to call social services on dad and the neighbor (again). Grandma is making me an egg white omelette with sprouted quinoa, gluten-free pita bread and fresh fruit salad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fender ()
Date: February 25, 2019 03:29PM

On a severe diet - 1300 cal a day + 45-90 min on stairmaster daily. All I pass is handful of pebbles every 18 hours. So hungry...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 27, 2019 05:23PM

The quarter pounders with cheese now come with a bacon option at McDonalds. I am having two of them for dinner with a 10 piece Mcnugget and a Large diet coke. My bowels are screwed!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Observer Onion ()
Date: February 27, 2019 05:34PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> The quarter pounders with cheese now come with a
> bacon option at McDonalds. I am having two of them
> for dinner with a 10 piece Mcnugget and a Large
> diet coke. My bowels are screwed!


After suffering from colitis for years then die young from heart disease. That is some funny shit!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 28, 2019 11:10AM

Im pretty upset today - last night a friend sent me a screenshot of Jules Skyping/playing Wii with another guy who goes to my school. Obviously it was easy to tell it was my Jules because of her unique way of playing (and a mole on the inside of her right thigh). I cried half the night thinking about it. Should I confront her or just let this go as wild oats. I couldnt even eat my egg white omelet, gluten-free crepes with organic greek yogurt and fruit compote Nanna made for me this morning.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: February 28, 2019 04:57PM

Spring, so sorry to hear of your troubles. Perhaps a spin in my windowless white van to get some ice cream or just park somewhere, talk and drink cherry wine. PM me Ill come over ASAP

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: stool sample ()
Date: March 01, 2019 09:21PM

wtf?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Digggy the ClOwn ()
Date: March 03, 2019 11:48AM

animal crackers give you very thick and sticky shit. Needed 10 min of scooping and digging last night to clean my rectum.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: March 18, 2019 04:59AM

5am guy says hi to all the bib's!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: March 19, 2019 04:57AM

Hello? 5am guy calling all BiB's!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy fan club ()
Date: March 19, 2019 09:39AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in. 5am guy had a great
> Christmas. The security guard invited his friends
> into the building for a private Christmas party.
> 5am guy spent most of the night receiving anal sex
> from big black men in a male orgy. 5am guy was
> popular because he was the only white guy there.
> 5am guy thinks he had his first prostate orgasm.
> 5am guy will probably only date black men from now
> on. 5am guy is in love with black penis. Merry
> Christmas from 5am guy.

Good to hear you’re enjoying lots of black cock, 5am guy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 19, 2019 01:21PM

Look at the superior bowel folks show what assholes they are.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Judge Onion ()
Date: March 19, 2019 01:42PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Look at the superior bowel folks show what
> assholes they are.

God is punishing you for your blithe racism. you will die (really this time) miserable and with rectal prolapse. Justice.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 19, 2019 02:29PM

Judge Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Look at the superior bowel folks show what
> > assholes they are.
>
> God is punishing you for your blithe racism. you
> will die (really this time) miserable and with
> rectal prolapse. Justice.


Bitter Julio?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: March 25, 2019 04:53AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has limited choices for lunch as 5am guys lunch hour is 2am to 3am. 5am guy has 3 choices, 7-11 Denny's or Royal Farms. Tonight 5am guy had a chicken tender sub and a diet 7up from Royal farm. 5am guy is not sure how bowel friendly this meal choice will be. 5am guy now has the heater in the mens room turned up with the mood lighting and music ready to go and 5am guy feels that dumping time is near. 5am guy extends best wishes to everyone.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2019 05:34AM

Good luck 5 am. Not sure what royal farm is, but here’s to a non goulash experience! Matilda and I are going to First Watch today with Bristol Stool Guides to give to fellow diners.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Stink finger ()
Date: March 25, 2019 03:08PM

Lately my bowels have expelled bloody, sloppy, gravy that, at times has had small, rock- like turds that have tiny entrails of pus oozing out. Every now and again, an insect-like creature jatcjes from one of the turd formations. After expelling these horrid things, I feel like I've slept for a week and my balls feel like concrete. Any suggestions?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: March 25, 2019 05:09PM

Havin a couple Marie Callender's frozen dinners tonite. One is country fried steak and potatoes smothered in white gravy and the other one is salisbury steak with mixed veggies. Washing that down with a six pack of bud. My bowels are in for it now!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: March 30, 2019 04:43AM

Hi all ! 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy has been eating mixed seasonal fruits from the walmart produce department. These fruits are improving 5am guys bowels. 5am guy is getting off work here in a couple hours and then 5am guy is taking 4 whole nights off. 5am guy is going on a trip to Williamsburg Virginia to meet a lady that 5am guy has met only over the internet and by phone. 5am guy is nervous about this.
5am buy sends best wishes to all the BiB's out there.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: March 30, 2019 09:54AM

I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep eating those fruits as they are very good for your digestive system!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: March 31, 2019 12:22PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep eating
> those fruits as they are very good for your
> digestive system!


Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately? I miss our conversations that we used to have. I wish you well with your college plans, is it this year that you are graduating high school?
On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right now and things are not going her way. I wish you well please keep us updated about your college goals.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Story Onion ()
Date: March 31, 2019 05:45PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> eating
> > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > digestive system!
>
>
> Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately?
> I miss our conversations that we used to have. I
> wish you well with your college plans, is it this
> year that you are graduating high school?
> On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> now and things are not going her way. I wish you
> well please keep us updated about your college
> goals.

Brown Onion died of fake heart disease couple years ago just like your wife will pass of fake cancer. Let us know when to provide genuine support for your fake wife ok...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 01, 2019 01:47PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> eating
> > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > digestive system!
>
>
> Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately?
> I miss our conversations that we used to have. I
> wish you well with your college plans, is it this
> year that you are graduating high school?
> On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> now and things are not going her way. I wish you
> well please keep us updated about your college
> goals.


Hello Mr Bomber! I am sorry to hear about Mrs. Dive. I pray she can overcome this.
This Summer I move to my Grandmas house near Richmond and will start at Richard Bland in the Fall semester. I have the tuition covered already and I will live rent free with Grandma. I have a part time job offer at St Mary's hospital as well. After Bland I hope to continue my education at William and Mary but I'm not sure I can afford it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Obese Neighbor ()
Date: April 01, 2019 04:44PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > eating
> > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > digestive system!
> >
> >
> > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> lately?
> > I miss our conversations that we used to have.
> I
> > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> this
> > year that you are graduating high school?
> > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> you
> > well please keep us updated about your college
> > goals.
>
>
> Hello Mr Bomber! I am sorry to hear about Mrs.
> Dive. I pray she can overcome this.
> This Summer I move to my Grandmas house near
> Richmond and will start at Richard Bland in the
> Fall semester. I have the tuition covered already
> and I will live rent free with Grandma. I have a
> part time job offer at St Mary's hospital as well.
> After Bland I hope to continue my education at
> William and Mary but I'm not sure I can afford it.


Why not let me pay you to access your tender bits? Save up.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 01, 2019 05:58PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> eating
> > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > digestive system!
>
>
> Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately?
> I miss our conversations that we used to have. I
> wish you well with your college plans, is it this
> year that you are graduating high school?
> On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> now and things are not going her way. I wish you
> well please keep us updated about your college
> goals.

So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a full recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is an inspiration in such times and will be back later but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Remembering Onion ()
Date: April 02, 2019 01:24PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > eating
> > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > digestive system!
> >
> >
> > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> lately?
> > I miss our conversations that we used to have.
> I
> > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> this
> > year that you are graduating high school?
> > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> you
> > well please keep us updated about your college
> > goals.
>
> So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a full
> recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us
> brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is an
> inspiration in such times and will be back later
> but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.


His fake wife will die of fake ass cancer.

Hey Brown remember the time you had a heart attack and died here? Your 'sister' and 'brother" gave us all the details of your passing. It was funny seeing some of the suckers here actually express sympathy for your fake death. Sure hope that was just a rehearsal for the real thing coming soon!

groanthrone, midwives, basketball sized movements hahahahahaha great stuff scat freak.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 02, 2019 04:22PM

Remembering Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > > eating
> > > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > > digestive system!
> > >
> > >
> > > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> > lately?
> > > I miss our conversations that we used to
> have.
> > I
> > > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> > this
> > > year that you are graduating high school?
> > > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer
> right
> > > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> > you
> > > well please keep us updated about your
> college
> > > goals.
> >
> > So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a
> full
> > recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us
> > brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is
> an
> > inspiration in such times and will be back
> later
> > but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.
>
>
> His fake wife will die of fake ass cancer.
>
> Hey Brown remember the time you had a heart attack
> and died here? Your 'sister' and 'brother" gave
> us all the details of your passing. It was funny
> seeing some of the suckers here actually express
> sympathy for your fake death. Sure hope that was
> just a rehearsal for the real thing coming soon!
>
> groanthrone, midwives, basketball sized movements
> hahahahahaha great stuff scat freak.


Clarence disowned. Matilda is fine.

How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: What the??? ()
Date: April 03, 2019 05:23PM

Just when I thought this site could not get more insane it does

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: April 03, 2019 08:25PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > eating
> > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > digestive system!
> >
> >
> > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> lately?
> > I miss our conversations that we used to have.
> I
> > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> this
> > year that you are graduating high school?
> > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> you
> > well please keep us updated about your college
> > goals.
>
> So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a full
> recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us
> brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is an
> inspiration in such times and will be back later
> but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.


Thanks Brown Onion. God bless you.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hopeless Romantic ()
Date: April 03, 2019 08:41PM

What ever happened to the budding romance between spring onion and the scat flinging girl?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:00AM

5am guy checking in. 5am guy has a very sore anus. 5am guy took very large black cock in his ass tonight from new security guard. 5am guy also went ass to mouth for the first time. 5am guy realized that feces does not taste as bad as he thought. 5am guy likes getting reamed by large penis because it lubricates and loosens up bowels and makes for less time on the toilet. 5am guy will meet new lady in Williamsburg soon. 5am guy is hoping she is ok with watching 5am guy suck off black men and have anal sex with them.
5am buy sends best wishes to all the BiB's out there.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:02AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy had a pleasant interaction with a lady from Williamsburg over the last few days. 5am guy stayed in a Holiday inn down there. The lady was nice but 5am guy found out she has several children living at home. 5am guy is not so sure about that situation.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Egfddffffggg ()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:22AM

Once you go black.. You will never go back

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 04, 2019 03:42PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy had a
> pleasant interaction with a lady from Williamsburg
> over the last few days. 5am guy stayed in a
> Holiday inn down there. The lady was nice but 5am
> guy found out she has several children living at
> home. 5am guy is not so sure about that situation.


Rugrats=money and inevitable bowel problems 5 am. Run for the hills.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 04, 2019 09:00PM

Got me a footlong meatball sub with sauce and cheese, tomatoes, pickles, onions, hot peppers and mushrooms. This could present a challenge for my bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 05, 2019 05:02AM

Greetings everyone! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy was out of town a few days and 5am guy was eating at some fast food places like Jersey Mikes and Subway. This has caused 5am guy some bowel trouble. 5am guy is getting ready to hopefully drop a load. Have a good weekend BiB's!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Ctd4ssf ()
Date: April 05, 2019 05:09AM

Be sure to take pictures..

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 05, 2019 11:26AM

Got dilation and midwives but this cinder block cant cooperate.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 06, 2019 09:10AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Got dilation and midwives but this cinder block
> cant cooperate.


I hope you made it through that okay Mr. Brown. I am off work today and my Dad and the obese neighbor are trying to do their taxes at the kitchen table. It is only 9am and they have already started drinking Busch beer. I know what will happen later, they will be hungry but too drunk to drive and they will send me to KFC or Popeyes to fetch them about 40 dollars worth of greasy food. That's when the farting will begin.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Advice onion ()
Date: April 06, 2019 12:16PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got dilation and midwives but this cinder block
> > cant cooperate.
>
>
> I hope you made it through that okay Mr. Brown. I
> am off work today and my Dad and the obese
> neighbor are trying to do their taxes at the
> kitchen table. It is only 9am and they have
> already started drinking Busch beer. I know what
> will happen later, they will be hungry but too
> drunk to drive and they will send me to KFC or
> Popeyes to fetch them about 40 dollars worth of
> greasy food. That's when the farting will begin.


You shouldn’t put up with that, young man. Tell them both to fuck off. Life is too short not to enjoy. Go upstairs snd eat your mom’s pussy instead.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 06, 2019 03:09PM

I am going to Wendys soon. Going to get two doubles with cheese and two chili cheese baked potatoes. Washing it all down with a six pack of ice cold budweiser. My bowels will shit their pants when they get this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: April 07, 2019 10:11AM

It iz good ta see tha brown guyz postin again. I haz been eatin lotz of hamburgerz cooked on tha charcoal grill lately and by bowelz is a little tore up. I got tha day off taday an tamorrow so I will be drinkin beerz az soon az I get back from shoppin at tha food lion. I hope God blesses all yall brown guyz real good.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 11, 2019 04:34AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is not happy because 5am guy has to take some classes to renew his certifications. This means 5am guy has to be awake in the middle of the day when 5am guy is usually sleeping. This is causing bowel trouble for 5am guy. 5am guy is hoping that the BiB's are doing well.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Zzzzzzz ()
Date: April 11, 2019 04:40AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is not
> happy because 5am guy has to take some classes to
> renew his certifications. This means 5am guy has
> to be awake in the middle of the day when 5am guy
> is usually sleeping. This is causing bowel trouble
> for 5am guy. 5am guy is hoping that the BiB's are
> doing well.


5am guy needs mental help

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 11, 2019 06:57AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> It iz good ta see tha brown guyz postin again. I
> haz been eatin lotz of hamburgerz cooked on tha
> charcoal grill lately and by bowelz is a little
> tore up. I got tha day off taday an tamorrow so I
> will be drinkin beerz az soon az I get back from
> shoppin at tha food lion. I hope God blesses all
> yall brown guyz real good.


How you and your bowels red onion? You’re a great guy!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jules ()
Date: April 11, 2019 08:49AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has a very sore anus.
> 5am guy took very large black cock in his ass
> tonight from new security guard. 5am guy also went
> ass to mouth for the first time. 5am guy realized
> that feces does not taste as bad as he thought.
> 5am guy likes getting reamed by large penis
> because it lubricates and loosens up bowels and
> makes for less time on the toilet. 5am guy will
> meet new lady in Williamsburg soon. 5am guy is
> hoping she is ok with watching 5am guy suck off
> black men and have anal sex with them.
> 5am buy sends best wishes to all the BiB's out
> there.

5am guy/brown onion sockpuppet

Great to hear you are coming to terms with some real issues here. BBC is not my cup of tea but sounds like it really stimulates you so whatever. I dont think its good for bowel health tho. Perhaps your lady from Williamsburg could help with a giant black dildo? Not sure how that works maybe you need live man-meat for satisfaction. Ur bisexual I dont know about that or being gay either.

anyhooo live your truth and keep eating horrible fast foods as they will speed your demise and ultimately bring the sweet relief of death to you and those who have to endure your endless and boring trivialities...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 11, 2019 10:43PM

Jules asked me to do 'analingus' while she plays Wii - I dont even know what that is.

I did however enjoy organic baked tofu on a fresh organic spring salad with sprouted organic chia seeds and a full 16oz glass of filtered water for dinner.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: April 14, 2019 06:44AM

I see the write ups continue. It shocks me the ignorance not only on this site but elsewhere as the best advice, is to have a proper diet along with seeing a physician on a regular basis. If you have health problems related to your digestion, it would behoove you to make an appointment. Take charge of your life, instead of writing about it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 14, 2019 09:26AM

Time for spring break and while most of my friends from school are heading to the beach I am going on a tour of the Warrenton wellness kitchen. In June I will be attending classes there to learn about healthy cooking.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Overseer Onion Frenman ()
Date: April 14, 2019 10:35AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Time for spring break and while most of my friends
> from school are heading to the beach I am going on
> a tour of the Warrenton wellness kitchen. In June
> I will be attending classes there to learn about
> healthy cooking.


Congrats on your hard work spring - too bad you could only get into a Jr. college. I imagine you would be cleaning toilets at Burger King if you didnt work so hard to at school to manage C- grades. Well done.

As to the analingus w Jules please avoid this practice as your friends Wii gaming habits appear less than hygienic.

all the best.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 14, 2019 02:46PM

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> I see the write ups continue. It shocks me the
> ignorance not only on this site but elsewhere as
> the best advice, is to have a proper diet along
> with seeing a physician on a regular basis. If you
> have health problems related to your digestion, it
> would behoove you to make an appointment. Take
> charge of your life, instead of writing about it.

Hey Doc, let me ask you a question my Doctor says I am morbidly obese and he wants me to get weight loss surgery. I am 6'3" and weigh 335 pounds, that's not really that bad is it?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Scatman Crothers ()
Date: April 15, 2019 12:09AM

Overseer Onion Frenman Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Time for spring break and while most of my
> friends
> > from school are heading to the beach I am going
> on
> > a tour of the Warrenton wellness kitchen. In
> June
> > I will be attending classes there to learn
> about
> > healthy cooking.
>
>
> Congrats on your hard work spring - too bad you
> could only get into a Jr. college. I imagine you
> would be cleaning toilets at Burger King if you
> didnt work so hard to at school to manage C-
> grades. Well done.
>
> As to the analingus w Jules please avoid this
> practice as your friends Wii gaming habits appear
> less than hygienic.
>
> all the best.


He said she eats healthy so its ok to analingish her. Stop giving bad advice.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: April 15, 2019 08:43AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I see the write ups continue. It shocks me the
> > ignorance not only on this site but elsewhere
> as
> > the best advice, is to have a proper diet along
> > with seeing a physician on a regular basis. If
> you
> > have health problems related to your digestion,
> it
> > would behoove you to make an appointment. Take
> > charge of your life, instead of writing about
> it.
>
> Hey Doc, let me ask you a question my Doctor says
> I am morbidly obese and he wants me to get weight
> loss surgery. I am 6'3" and weigh 335 pounds,
> that's not really that bad is it?



Please don't take this personally, but that is high in the obesity rate for BMI. By all means I'd recommend immediately losing weight, as you are in the high risk category for heart and other medical conditions.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Observer Onion ()
Date: April 15, 2019 08:25PM

I watched a family of three, all very obese, eating Chinese while I waited to get my kid takeout. On each plate Id estimate they each had 7 cups of some fried rice dish and were just scooping it into their faces. The teen appeared to be winded he was eating so much so fast. They looked pained, not even enjoying the gut-pack. They looked like sad people.

Why do people eat so much shit-food? It makes no sense.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tobar the Eightman ()
Date: April 15, 2019 10:34PM

Observer Onion Wrote:
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> I watched a family of three, all very obese,
> eating Chinese while I waited to get my kid
> takeout. On each plate Id estimate they each had
> 7 cups of some fried rice dish and were just
> scooping it into their faces. The teen appeared
> to be winded he was eating so much so fast. They
> looked pained, not even enjoying the gut-pack.
> They looked like sad people.
>
> Why do people eat so much shit-food? It makes no
> sense.

Take a look at things like the triple Whopper Meal at 1800 calories. Thats one singe meal for some people. They eat that kind of food from breakfast to midnight snack. People have lost track of nutrition and, like voting for Trump, simply do what feels good even if it is making them sick.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 16, 2019 08:39AM

So, I have to go to Manassas today and that means I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries and coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish and chicken platter with hush puppies and coleslaw? Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back food from the other. Either way my bowels are screwed.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: bloated bowel buddy ()
Date: April 16, 2019 01:47PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> So, I have to go to Manassas today and that means
> I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy
> Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries and
> coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish and
> chicken platter with hush puppies and coleslaw?
> Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back food
> from the other. Either way my bowels are screwed.


youll die soon you fat piece of shit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 16, 2019 02:45PM

bloated bowel buddy Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, I have to go to Manassas today and that
> means
> > I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy
> > Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries
> and
> > coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish
> and
> > chicken platter with hush puppies and coleslaw?
> > Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back
> food
> > from the other. Either way my bowels are
> screwed.
>
>
> youll die soon you fat piece of shit.


This is very rude. Boiled WWBD? I’m not sure but those cause me to fill up the groan throne, water overflowing and the wetback plumber called out. How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 16, 2019 03:29PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> bloated bowel buddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So, I have to go to Manassas today and that
> > means
> > > I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy
> > > Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries
> > and
> > > coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish
> > and
> > > chicken platter with hush puppies and
> coleslaw?
> > > Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back
> > food
> > > from the other. Either way my bowels are
> > screwed.
> >
> >
> > youll die soon you fat piece of shit.
>
>
> This is very rude. Boiled WWBD? I’m not sure but
> those cause me to fill up the groan throne, water
> overflowing and the wetback plumber called out.
> How are your bowels?


My bowels are pretty good thanks for asking. Even though I am fat my bowels work pretty well, I keep testing their limits. One time I ate about 2 pounds of bacon and a dozen fried eggs at golden corral and they gave me some trouble.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 16, 2019 03:48PM

Two pounds of bacon, guessing the grease could be lubricating on the way out. As for eggs I love them, but they cause anywhere from basketball sized to cinder block craps.

Do you regularly use midwives and a rectal mirror? I expect blast off tonight like Wallops Island.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 16, 2019 04:04PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Two pounds of bacon, guessing the grease could be
> lubricating on the way out. As for eggs I love
> them, but they cause anywhere from basketball
> sized to cinder block craps.
>
> Do you regularly use midwives and a rectal mirror?
> I expect blast off tonight like Wallops Island.


No I never need midwives. My wife left me years ago because she said I was a fat disgusting slob. I live alone and have three bathrooms so I have backup when I clog one toilet. I keep plungers on hand though. My bowels are pretty tough and can take some abuse.
I had Captain dees for lunch but I brought home a 8 piece chicken with 4 biscuits from Roy Rogers so that will make a good dinner.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: April 16, 2019 04:52PM

Still beats being in continent

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: April 16, 2019 06:22PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Still beats being in continent


Have you visited a board certified physician? It’s incontinence.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: great victory ()
Date: April 16, 2019 08:38PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Two pounds of bacon, guessing the grease could
> be
> > lubricating on the way out. As for eggs I love
> > them, but they cause anywhere from basketball
> > sized to cinder block craps.
> >
> > Do you regularly use midwives and a rectal
> mirror?
> > I expect blast off tonight like Wallops Island.
>
>
> No I never need midwives. My wife left me years
> ago because she said I was a fat disgusting slob.
> I live alone and have three bathrooms so I have
> backup when I clog one toilet. I keep plungers on
> hand though. My bowels are pretty tough and can
> take some abuse.
> I had Captain dees for lunch but I brought home a
> 8 piece chicken with 4 biscuits from Roy Rogers so
> that will make a good dinner.


YOu are no doubt a disgusting person but your self-awareness is refreshing. Like a self-aware pig rooting through your own shit for food you have a splinter of nobility among your otherwise feted soul.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 16, 2019 11:45PM

Obese neighbor just went to the bathroom in our fish tank. Grandma is trying to fish the floater out before the fish consume any more of it. My dad is drunk and flossing wearing only a his boxers and one of my moms bras.

Im going to bed without finishing my fruit salad and spring water.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green 0nion_ ()
Date: April 17, 2019 11:06AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor just went to the bathroom in our
> fish tank. Grandma is trying to fish the floater
> out before the fish consume any more of it. My
> dad is drunk and flossing wearing only a his
> boxers and one of my moms bras.
>
> Im going to bed without finishing my fruit salad
> and spring water.

Spring, I know you are getting older now and can understand that 'these things happen.' Perhaps you could leave early for the Jr. College you plan to attend. I dont think your parents are providing a bowel-friendly environment for you as a developing young man. You are always welcome to say in my guest room that definitely doesnt have a two way mirror in its bathroom.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 17, 2019 05:13PM

I just left Wendys, got two 5 buck giant JBC meals plus a double with cheese. My bowels got this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 17, 2019 08:59PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just left Wendys, got two 5 buck giant JBC meals
> plus a double with cheese. My bowels got this!


My goodness I hope so. Are your bowels platinum?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 18, 2019 08:49AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just left Wendys, got two 5 buck giant JBC
> meals
> > plus a double with cheese. My bowels got this!
>
>
> My goodness I hope so. Are your bowels platinum?


By George, no they are not platinum. I just took 5am guy’s advice in this thread and I get assfucked by an enormous black cock once a week. It keeps my bowels open and flowing regularly. You should try it. It works!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 18, 2019 08:47PM

I am giving my bowels a break tonight, just having some tuna and salad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: April 19, 2019 05:13PM

I wishes a vuri happi Easter ta all yall brown guyz. Remember that hamz can be vury hard ta digest. I gots tha weekend off of work fo a change, going ta have beerz tonite and havin me a nice salad with some grilld chickens breast.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 09:01AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I wishes a vuri happi Easter ta all yall brown
> guyz. Remember that hamz can be vury hard ta
> digest. I gots tha weekend off of work fo a
> change, going ta have beerz tonite and havin me a
> nice salad with some grilld chickens breast.


Thank you Mr. Red onion, I hope you have a great Easter!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Better Than Prison Onion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 10:20AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I wishes a vuri happi Easter ta all yall brown
> guyz. Remember that hamz can be vury hard ta
> digest. I gots tha weekend off of work fo a
> change, going ta have beerz tonite and havin me a
> nice salad with some grilld chickens breast.


red, enjoy your Spam in a can re-heated on your basement hot plate perched on the clothes dryer. Maybe you could lure Spring over and rape him for Easter! Anyway better than prison amIright ;)

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:12PM

I just got a great deal on a big oven stuffer roaster at food lion. I am going to cut it into fryer parts then cook them on my weber grill with plenty of famous daves bbq sauce. I bet I can eat the whole thing tonight and wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. My bowels are going to take the oven stuffer challenge!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: cutting fryers onion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:22PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just got a great deal on a big oven stuffer
> roaster at food lion. I am going to cut it into
> fryer parts then cook them on my weber grill with
> plenty of famous daves bbq sauce. I bet I can eat
> the whole thing tonight and wash it down with a 6
> pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. My bowels
> are going to take the oven stuffer challenge!


You cut up your own chicken to save $3 on a meal - how poor are you?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:46PM

cutting fryers onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got a great deal on a big oven stuffer
> > roaster at food lion. I am going to cut it into
> > fryer parts then cook them on my weber grill
> with
> > plenty of famous daves bbq sauce. I bet I can
> eat
> > the whole thing tonight and wash it down with a
> 6
> > pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. My
> bowels
> > are going to take the oven stuffer challenge!
>
>
> You cut up your own chicken to save $3 on a meal -
> how poor are you?


I'm not poor at all. I live with my Mom rent free!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:51PM

Brown nation
by,
Jhonny Bravo.



They took the whole brown trodden nation
and gave us all this constipation
it took away our joy of life
our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
took away our healthy bungs
and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
and all the rectal pain we could withstand
came from Anon doc's wedding band

Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
so proud to dump, so proud to try

They took the whole brown trodden nation
and gave us all this constipation
though I have a disabled brown eye
I still have a moving van deep inside


Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
Praying for a number 4 before we die

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 03:26PM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Brown nation
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo.
>
>
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> it took away our joy of life
> our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
> took away our healthy bungs
> and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
> and all the rectal pain we could withstand
> came from Anon doc's wedding band
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> though I have a disabled brown eye
> I still have a moving van deep inside
>
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> Praying for a number 4 before we die


Hey johnny - you joining us tomorrow for Easter Texas Tea Stains round at Tysons II tomorrow???

It will be naughty-delicious ;)

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: April 20, 2019 05:58PM

I will trade my incontinence with your problem.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: April 20, 2019 09:47PM

I Got Poo Babe
by,
Jhonny Bravo

They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we flush
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got poo
Babe
I got poo babe
I got poo babe

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 21, 2019 04:09AM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> I Got Poo Babe
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
> They say we're young and we don't know
> We won't find out until we flush
> Well I don't know if all that's true
> 'Cause you got me, and baby I got poo
> Babe
> I got poo babe
> I got poo babe



Wonderful talent Mr. Bravo! Happy easter to my brothers in bowel. Currently on the groan throne, getting ready to drop a honeybaked ham that has a terrible scent. IBS is certainly not fun, but hoping the midwives get here soon as so need an epindural.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 21, 2019 07:16AM

Happy Easter everyone! I volunteered to work day shift at the hospital today so another employee can spend Easter with her children. That makes me feel good.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: left handed onion anus ()
Date: April 21, 2019 05:31PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> jhonny bravo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I Got Poo Babe
> > by,
> > Jhonny Bravo
> >
> > They say we're young and we don't know
> > We won't find out until we flush
> > Well I don't know if all that's true
> > 'Cause you got me, and baby I got poo
> > Babe
> > I got poo babe
> > I got poo babe
>
>
>
> Wonderful talent Mr. Bravo! Happy easter to my
> brothers in bowel. Currently on the groan throne,
> getting ready to drop a honeybaked ham that has a
> terrible scent. IBS is certainly not fun, but
> hoping the midwives get here soon as so need an
> epindural.

shit poster risen from the dead eh Brown. Have Matilda fuck you in the ass with a giant dildo and tear your rectum to shreds. That would be good fun. Lets all pretend having a bowel movement is like havin a baby! te he te hete he te hete he te hete he te hete he te hete he te he

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 21, 2019 05:50PM

Giving my bowels a break tonight, just having two Stouffer's frozen french bread pizzas and a bag of crunchy Cheetos. My bowels have been good so I am being nice to them tonight.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 22, 2019 08:41PM

I am a little short on cash right now so will be eating Kraft macaroni and cheese for the next few nights and will take the leftovers for lunch. My bowels might have trouble with this,

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 23, 2019 04:46AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been eating food that 5am guy ordered off the internet from a company called Freshly. 5am guy feels that the Freshly food has improved 5am guys bowels. 5am guy recommends Freshly and 5am guys favorite Freshly meal is the Turkey meatballs and pasta.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 24, 2019 06:56AM

I just got my tax refund yesterday. Time to celebrate with a trip to Cracker Barrel for breakfast and a nice Chinese buffet for lunch. My bowels can deal with it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 24, 2019 07:56AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been
> eating food that 5am guy ordered off the internet
> from a company called Freshly. 5am guy feels that
> the Freshly food has improved 5am guys bowels. 5am
> guy recommends Freshly and 5am guys favorite
> Freshly meal is the Turkey meatballs and pasta.


I will have a look at this on the smart groan throne television some wetback installed in the bathroom. Anything that could turn them into smaller cinder blocks would be appreciated. It’s okay to cry but these really hurt.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 24, 2019 08:40AM

Hi Mr Brown and others! I faked out sick from school today and am making a trip to Aldi for fresh fruits and veggies. I hope everyone's bowels are doing well.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion. ()
Date: April 24, 2019 08:49AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi Mr Brown and others! I faked out sick from
> school today and am making a trip to Aldi for
> fresh fruits and veggies. I hope everyone's bowels
> are doing well.


Spring - the anus is an erogenous zone; yes its stimulated by bowel movements but there are many other ways to stimulate it. Now that you are older lets stop the facade and allow me to give you pleasure without the ruse of digestive erotica or the usual ice cream in the van charade.


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 25, 2019 04:54AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is looking forward to a few nights off and 5am guy will be going down to paint bank Virginia to go fishing with his cousin. 5am guys cousin still has no indoor plumbing so 5am guy is going to stay at a motel. 5am guy does not like using the outhouse.
5am guy extends best wishes to all the bib's out there. 5am guy is just about ready to drop off a load here in a couple minutes.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2019 07:11PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is
> looking forward to a few nights off and 5am guy
> will be going down to paint bank Virginia to go
> fishing with his cousin. 5am guys cousin still has
> no indoor plumbing so 5am guy is going to stay at
> a motel. 5am guy does not like using the
> outhouse.
> 5am guy extends best wishes to all the bib's out
> there. 5am guy is just about ready to drop off a
> load here in a couple minutes.

Outhouse could save from plumbers. Hope went well as about to drop an official NBA sized basketball here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 27, 2019 07:32AM

Going to cracker barrel for breakfast now. Somebody sent me a 30 dollar gift card for my birthday. My bowels are not going to like this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:46AM

Hi Boiled onion. You sound like you must have incredible bowels! You might want to think about making a few better choices at mealtime for the sake of your long term health.
I am working at the hospital today. We are cleaned up from breakfast so we get a 15 minute break before starting on lunch. The hospital is really full for a Saturday.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 27, 2019 11:10AM

If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you know what’s coming out of my rear end. The midwives are being supportive but look scared.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tenneseee Tim ()
Date: April 27, 2019 11:44AM

Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I figure we will turn the silver line into the brown line and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive some Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:02PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you know
> what’s coming out of my rear end. The midwives
> are being supportive but look scared.


Best of luck with that BO. I hope you have been doing well. Mrs Dive is still battling cancer. We are hoping that she has another year or so. I am so sad but I try not to let her see that. Best wishes to you and your family.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:59PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you
> know
> > what’s coming out of my rear end. The
> midwives
> > are being supportive but look scared.
>
>
> Best of luck with that BO. I hope you have been
> doing well. Mrs Dive is still battling cancer. We
> are hoping that she has another year or so. I am
> so sad but I try not to let her see that. Best
> wishes to you and your family.

Oh man dive! Manly hugs to you and here’s to you and Mrs Dive. It is so hard but I have no doubt your support will mean the world to her. I really am so terribly sorry, really am.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 28, 2019 07:15AM

Going to Yorkshire restaurant in Manassas for biscuits and gravy, 6 fried eggs and some scrapple. Maybe blueberry pie for desert. My bowels can do it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 28, 2019 11:06AM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you
> know
> > what’s coming out of my rear end. The
> midwives
> > are being supportive but look scared.
>
>
> Best of luck with that BO. I hope you have been
> doing well. Mrs Dive is still battling cancer. We
> are hoping that she has another year or so. I am
> so sad but I try not to let her see that. Best
> wishes to you and your family.


I am sorry to hear about your wife Mr Bomber. Sending prayers and best wishes.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 28, 2019 01:19PM

After breakfast at Yorkshire I went to Shoppers to see it one last time before it closes forever. I got a Chef Boyardee twin pack pizza kit, some cheese and hamburger. I am going to make two cheeseburger pizzas tonight. Look out bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 30, 2019 02:05PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> After breakfast at Yorkshire I went to Shoppers to
> see it one last time before it closes forever. I
> got a Chef Boyardee twin pack pizza kit, some
> cheese and hamburger. I am going to make two
> cheeseburger pizzas tonight. Look out bowels!


Oh my boiled onion I hope you and your starfish have survived this bombardment.

It’s been a frustrating afternoon. All of us have sat with the fifty pound bags of cement in our bellies over the groan throne. Yet hours of this the inevitable pain and feet nails digging in the grout.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: April 30, 2019 03:31PM

I’m going to eat a whole ham, deviled eggs, and a cheesecake. There’s no going back.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 30, 2019 08:46PM

I cooked 6 chicken legs in my big toaster oven tonight. I ate them all plus a big bag of potato chips. My bowels are up for a challenge !

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 01, 2019 04:59AM

Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy made a trip to Royal Farms a couple hours ago. The Royal Farm people had no chicken on hand so 5am guy had to wait for them to fry up a 3 piece meal. The chicken frying woman winked at 5am guy and said she threw in a extra thigh and that she was sorry it took so long to fry the chicken. 5am guy thinks the chicken frying woman is kind of cute. Maybe 5am guy will go back to Royal Farm tomorrow.
5am guy is just about ready to drop a load. 5am guy has the mood lighting and the space heater going in the mens room now. 5am guy sends out greetings and salutations to all the bib's!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 01, 2019 11:18AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> made a trip to Royal Farms a couple hours ago. The
> Royal Farm people had no chicken on hand so 5am
> guy had to wait for them to fry up a 3 piece meal.
> The chicken frying woman winked at 5am guy and
> said she threw in a extra thigh and that she was
> sorry it took so long to fry the chicken. 5am guy
> thinks the chicken frying woman is kind of cute.
> Maybe 5am guy will go back to Royal Farm
> tomorrow.
> 5am guy is just about ready to drop a load. 5am
> guy has the mood lighting and the space heater
> going in the mens room now. 5am guy sends out
> greetings and salutations to all the bib's!


Hi 5 am! Here’s to you and your bowels. Do you still listen to whale music?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 01, 2019 04:49PM

On my way home from work I am going to stop at a pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage, mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing and wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a lesson.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 01, 2019 04:55PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> On my way home from work I am going to stop at a
> pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage,
> mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra
> cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing and
> wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon in
> 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a lesson.


What have your bowels done, to deserve such punishment? I’m really worried about your colon.

Still sitting on the groan throne with bags of cement ready to go through a small hole .

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 01, 2019 05:01PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On my way home from work I am going to stop at
> a
> > pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage,
> > mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra
> > cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing
> and
> > wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon
> in
> > 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a
> lesson.
>
>
> What have your bowels done, to deserve such
> punishment? I’m really worried about your
> colon.
>
> Still sitting on the groan throne with bags of
> cement ready to go through a small hole .


My bowels gave me trouble last night and all I ate was six chicken legs and a large bag of potato chips. This is payback for what they did to me last night. Sometimes you have to show them who is the boss!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 01, 2019 05:10PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > On my way home from work I am going to stop
> at
> > a
> > > pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage,
> > > mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra
> > > cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing
> > and
> > > wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue
> ribbon
> > in
> > > 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a
> > lesson.
> >
> >
> > What have your bowels done, to deserve such
> > punishment? I’m really worried about your
> > colon.
> >
> > Still sitting on the groan throne with bags of
> > cement ready to go through a small hole .
>
>
> My bowels gave me trouble last night and all I ate
> was six chicken legs and a large bag of potato
> chips. This is payback for what they did to me
> last night. Sometimes you have to show them who is
> the boss!


Sorry to hear your suffering. Only thing is scientifically bowels control brain which is amazing isn’t it? Our bowels despite the pains are incredible.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Scratching Onion ()
Date: May 01, 2019 07:12PM

What would it do to my plumbing if I ate an entire Carvel ice cream cake?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: May 01, 2019 07:38PM

Toilet in the sky
by,
Jhonny Bravo

When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the toilet in the sky
Goin' up to the toilet in the sky
That's where I'm gonna poop when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 02, 2019 05:02AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> > made a trip to Royal Farms a couple hours ago.
> The
> > Royal Farm people had no chicken on hand so 5am
> > guy had to wait for them to fry up a 3 piece
> meal.
> > The chicken frying woman winked at 5am guy and
> > said she threw in a extra thigh and that she
> was
> > sorry it took so long to fry the chicken. 5am
> guy
> > thinks the chicken frying woman is kind of
> cute.
> > Maybe 5am guy will go back to Royal Farm
> > tomorrow.
> > 5am guy is just about ready to drop a load. 5am
> > guy has the mood lighting and the space heater
> > going in the mens room now. 5am guy sends out
> > greetings and salutations to all the bib's!
>
>
> Hi 5 am! Here’s to you and your bowels. Do you
> still listen to whale music?


Yes, 5am guy often employs the whale song and the star shower device. It really helps with a 3 or 4 am dump. Drinking a diet 7-up helps too.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 08:35AM

A pepperoni pizza, cheese sticks, and brownies. Take this bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:50AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> A pepperoni pizza, cheese sticks, and brownies.
> Take this bowels!

Spring you are a young man but hoping you switch to more bowel friendly foods.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Scater ()
Date: May 02, 2019 01:24PM

Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
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> Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I figure
> we will turn the silver line into the brown line
> and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive some
> Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!


Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few days. Did you guys have fun?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Son-in-law Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 01:52PM

My father-in-law is visiting - great guy but has some age-related cognitive issues. He obsesses over his bowels. Id say he spends 3 hours a day sitting on the toilet. He takes multiple OTC constipation remedies throughout the day. He had a very high metabolism so he basically eats like a horse and is still quite slender. He will have a huge meal then, understandably feel full and head to the bathroom seeking relief.

How much can he be shitting to be in the bathroom so much? Its almost 2pm and he is in the bathroom for the 4th time already clocking something like 2 hours sitting on the toilet. Maybe some of you old and feeble bowel-idiots can give me some insight. I worry about what will happen when his ability to bathroom himself vanishes. Is this where 'midwives' come into play?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Son-in-law Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:31PM

...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go and I go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im gonna put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes tomorrow. He will be laying cable for hours with that stuff.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:43PM

He can’t help it. Support him and his bowels. One day when you’re older and your bowels betray you you’ll understand. Your tone needs to change. Take care of him and certainly call in midwives as needed.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion's neighbor ()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:47PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> He can’t help it. Support him and his bowels.
> One day when you’re older and your bowels betray
> you you’ll understand. Your tone needs to
> change. Take care of him and certainly call in
> midwives as needed.

Thank god he is not like you wasting his time posting infantile nonsense about ass-play and feces fetishes. You poor twisted old fuck.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 05:57PM

I came home from school today to a surprise. The obese neighbor was in the living room, hanging backward over our couch with a toilet seat around his neck. He had his mouth wide open. Jules was standing over him, wearing a nurse outfit and tool belt, pooping into his mouth. My mom and dad were nowhere to be found. I don’t know what to think. I will go spend the night at my grandma’s house. I had fresh tuna and kale on flatbread for lunch.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green_Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:03PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I came home from school today to a surprise. The
> obese neighbor was in the living room, hanging
> backward over our couch with a toilet seat around
> his neck. He had his mouth wide open. Jules was
> standing over him, wearing a nurse outfit and tool
> belt, pooping into his mouth. My mom and dad were
> nowhere to be found. I don’t know what to think.
> I will go spend the night at my grandma’s house.
> I had fresh tuna and kale on flatbread for lunch.


Spring, glad to hear you are eating bowel-friendly meals. Jules and your neighbor are living their 'best lives' - dont judge. If you would like I could pick up and we could grab sushi and see Avengers to help cheer you up or just head to my place and I could give you a back rub.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: might have to induce labor ()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:09PM

Son-in-law Onion Wrote:
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> ...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go and I
> go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im gonna
> put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes
> tomorrow. He will be laying cable for hours
> with that stuff.


He is in the john again for at least the 10th time today. He said 'let me see if I can go in and try to get rid of this dump again so I can feel more comfortable.' Its kind of sad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Son-In-Law Update ()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:18PM

might have to induce labor Wrote:
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> Son-in-law Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go and
> I
> > go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im
> gonna
> > put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes
> > tomorrow. He will be laying cable for hours
> > with that stuff.
>
>
> He is in the john again for at least the 10th time
> today. He said 'let me see if I can go in and try
> to get rid of this dump again so I can feel more
> comfortable.' Its kind of sad.


He just came out and told me 'Ive been in there thinking I was shitting, I was shitting I was shitting and I just 'exploded. I exploded in there' Im feeling like Im all done now.'

Very strange...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:53PM

A dozen donuts, a bag of chips, and french fries. Take this bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BOS ()
Date: May 02, 2019 07:10PM

Abstract

The bowel obsession syndrome (BOS) is a psychosomatic disorder which often remains at the intersection of somatic and psychological domains without being adequately diagnosed and treated.

Case report

A 32-year-old man with chronic constipation presented with restricted diet, compulsions on evacuation, social isolation and depressed mood, thus satisfying the diagnosis of BOS. Cognitive behavioral therapy led to complete remission of symptoms, and results were maintained after 1 year of follow-up.

Conclusion

Although BOS is not frequently diagnosed, it is probably more prevalent than thought. Clinicians should be aware of its existence in order to assess, diagnose and properly treat it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: twyel ()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:09PM

^explains entire thread. get help

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:42AM

5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy just dropped a big number 3 and 5am guy is feeling pretty good about that. 5am guy has been eating mixed fruit cups from Royal Farms on a regular basis and that is having a positive effect on 5am guys bowels. 5am guy talked to the cute chicken frying woman a couple hours ago at the Royal Farm. 5am guy and her had a conversation about being a graveyard shift worker. 5am guy is trying to work up the nerve to ask for chicken frying woman's phone number.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Youll be buried in Potters Field ()
Date: May 03, 2019 08:49AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am
> guy just dropped a big number 3 and 5am guy is
> feeling pretty good about that. 5am guy has been
> eating mixed fruit cups from Royal Farms on a
> regular basis and that is having a positive effect
> on 5am guys bowels. 5am guy talked to the cute
> chicken frying woman a couple hours ago at the
> Royal Farm. 5am guy and her had a conversation
> about being a graveyard shift worker. 5am guy is
> trying to work up the nerve to ask for chicken
> frying woman's phone number.

Fucking loser. You are an old man and still work night shifts and obsess about your bathroom behaviors. What a piece of shit you are. Why not just give up - you will never be a good person, never have a wife or family. At this point its just a matter of time till you are in a state-run nursing home sitting in your own urine never once having a visitor.

Then Potters Field...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 09:59AM

BOS Wrote:
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> Abstract
>
> The bowel obsession syndrome (BOS) is a
> psychosomatic disorder which often remains at the
> intersection of somatic and psychological domains
> without being adequately diagnosed and treated.
>
> Case report
>
> A 32-year-old man with chronic constipation
> presented with restricted diet, compulsions on
> evacuation, social isolation and depressed mood,
> thus satisfying the diagnosis of BOS. Cognitive
> behavioral therapy led to complete remission of
> symptoms, and results were maintained after 1 year
> of follow-up.
>
> Conclusion
>
> Although BOS is not frequently diagnosed, it is
> probably more prevalent than thought. Clinicians
> should be aware of its existence in order to
> assess, diagnose and properly treat it.


When your rear end dictates your day, there are effects. Have some sympathy please as many of us have IBS and cinder blocks to regularly push through.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: son-in-law Onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 02:05PM

Son-In-Law Update Wrote:
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> might have to induce labor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Son-in-law Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go
> and
> > I
> > > go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im
> > gonna
> > > put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes
> > > tomorrow. He will be laying cable for
> hours
> > > with that stuff.
> >
> >
> > He is in the john again for at least the 10th
> time
> > today. He said 'let me see if I can go in and
> try
> > to get rid of this dump again so I can feel
> more
> > comfortable.' Its kind of sad.
>
>
> He just came out and told me 'Ive been in there
> thinking I was shitting, I was shitting I was
> shitting and I just 'exploded. I exploded in
> there' Im feeling like Im all done now.'
>
> Very strange...


Heartbreaking, good man now living a life centered around when and where he shits.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 02:51PM

A whole pepperoni pizza with brownies.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Wonderz Onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:09PM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> A whole pepperoni pizza with brownies.


and? who cares sounds delicious. I had chicken and brownies for lunch. Is this somehow newsworthy? WTF is wrong with you?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:45PM

Wonderz Onion Wrote:
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A whole pepperoni pizza with brownies.
>
>
> and? who cares sounds delicious. I had chicken
> and brownies for lunch. Is this somehow
> newsworthy? WTF is wrong with you?


Who are you to judge? How are your bowels? I will not chastise Boil Onion for his food choices. I wouldn’t eat that but please, leave your harsh attitude out of this and learn about your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tennessee Tim ()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:47PM

Verified Scater Wrote:
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> Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I
> figure
> > we will turn the silver line into the brown
> line
> > and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive some
> > Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
>
>
> Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few
> days. Did you guys have fun?


It was a blast! We made some epic stains. We had to stop early though after Brown Onion got too excited and shit all over the hood of one of the cars and then began rolling around in it. The salesman chased us off when he saw that.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green.Onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:52PM

Tennessee Tim Wrote:
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> Verified Scater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I
> > figure
> > > we will turn the silver line into the brown
> > line
> > > and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive
> some
> > > Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
> >
> >
> > Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few
> > days. Did you guys have fun?
>
>
> It was a blast! We made some epic stains. We had
> to stop early though after Brown Onion got too
> excited and shit all over the hood of one of the
> cars and then began rolling around in it. The
> salesman chased us off when he saw that.


Tea Stains is best played with discerning gentlemen - they whole fun is applying as many stains as possible before the store employees get wise to the game. Scat-gaming of the kind you describe BO doing is vulgar and to be avoided outside the confines of private gatherings with suitable ventilation and perfumes...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 05:10PM

Giving my bowels a break tonight. Just having a box of Kraft mac n cheese with a can of sliced and fried Spam on top. In the morning I am heading to Roy Rogers for a breakfast platter with a side of sausage gravy and maybe a extra biscuit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: sow ()
Date: May 03, 2019 05:15PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Giving my bowels a break tonight. Just having a
> box of Kraft mac n cheese with a can of sliced and
> fried Spam on top. In the morning I am heading to
> Roy Rogers for a breakfast platter with a side of
> sausage gravy and maybe a extra biscuit.


No wonder you are a lonely fuck - who would want to be near you?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion Class 2006 ()
Date: May 03, 2019 07:31PM

Spinning signz. Got buttockz out who wants oil changez

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tennesse Tim ()
Date: May 03, 2019 08:05PM

Verified Green.Onion Wrote:
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> Tennessee Tim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Scater Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I
> > > figure
> > > > we will turn the silver line into the brown
> > > line
> > > > and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive
> > some
> > > > Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
> > >
> > >
> > > Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few
> > > days. Did you guys have fun?
> >
> >
> > It was a blast! We made some epic stains. We
> had
> > to stop early though after Brown Onion got too
> > excited and shit all over the hood of one of
> the
> > cars and then began rolling around in it. The
> > salesman chased us off when he saw that.
>
>
> Tea Stains is best played with discerning
> gentlemen - they whole fun is applying as many
> stains as possible before the store employees get
> wise to the game. Scat-gaming of the kind you
> describe BO doing is vulgar and to be avoided
> outside the confines of private gatherings with
> suitable ventilation and perfumes...


Yeah BO got carried away. I think he just wanted to show off the “747” he expelled. We will leave him at home next time because we dont need that arrogance spoiling our games. Next weekend we will do another round of train stains (red line), then visit some lawyer waiting rooms in Bethesda.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 07:00AM

My bowels did me proud this morning, they worked well. Heading over to Roy Rogers soon for the sausage egg platter and a couple side items. My bowels are up for it!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 09:36AM

That looks painful Boiled, but I hope your bowels can somehow churn that out.

Will be on the groan throne soon. It’s truly awful to wake up to an impending cinder block through the starfish.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 10:42AM

Hello everyone! I am working in the hospital kitchen again today, we get a break between breakfast and lunch. At lunchtime today I am going to bring the trays of food up to some of the rooms. This is not my usual job but it is nice to do something different. Some of the patients like to complain about the food and we really don't have enough time to stand around and listen to them bitch. Some of these people can be really nasty. I just give them the extension for the kitchen manager and ask that they call her.
I hope all the bib's here are doing well.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 11:30AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Hello everyone! I am working in the hospital
> kitchen again today, we get a break between
> breakfast and lunch. At lunchtime today I am going
> to bring the trays of food up to some of the
> rooms. This is not my usual job but it is nice to
> do something different. Some of the patients like
> to complain about the food and we really don't
> have enough time to stand around and listen to
> them bitch. Some of these people can be really
> nasty. I just give them the extension for the
> kitchen manager and ask that they call her.
> I hope all the bib's here are doing well.

That’s nice of you spring! And yes it can’t be easy, but at the same time I like that your civic minded. Do you like gladiator movies or hang out in gymnasiums in your free time?

It’s so kind of you. Working on cement bags on the groan throne. Got the rectal mirror out and don’t like what I’m seeing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Son-in-Law Onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 11:59AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That looks painful Boiled, but I hope your bowels
> can somehow churn that out.
>
> Will be on the groan throne soon. It’s truly
> awful to wake up to an impending cinder block
> through the starfish.


You sound like my Father-in-Law, he has dementia and spends the day worrying about his bowels. You have some form of mental illness that will only get worse. Im sorry for you and more sorry for the strangers left to care for you as its clear your family has long given up.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Underwear ()
Date: May 04, 2019 12:23PM

Son-in-Law Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That looks painful Boiled, but I hope your
> bowels
> > can somehow churn that out.
> >
> > Will be on the groan throne soon. It’s truly
> > awful to wake up to an impending cinder block
> > through the starfish.
>
>
> You sound like my Father-in-Law, he has dementia
> and spends the day worrying about his bowels. You
> have some form of mental illness that will only
> get worse. Im sorry for you and more sorry for
> the strangers left to care for you as its clear
> your family has long given up.


Last I checked he has family. And at our ages yes health concerns, well you’ll see one day. I’m incontinent for what it’s worth

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 01:03PM

A whole package of hot dogs, coleslaw and pumpkin pie. Take this bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 02:10PM

The roids are out, but on a plus note so is the oversized honey baked ham glaze and all.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: May 04, 2019 04:52PM

Something good
by,
Jhonny Bravo




Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
There's somethin' special on my mind
Last night I tried a new restaurant in the neighbourhood, whoa yeah
Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumping good (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
Gonna be the kind of poop that's not too dry
And I can drop it in the wink of a brown eye
It came out of me like I hoped it would (it came out of me like I hoped it would)
Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
I only pushed for a minute or two
But then it just came on through
Can I be fallin' in love?
This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: truth onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 12:04AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The roids are out, but on a plus note so is the
> oversized honey baked ham glaze and all.


Freak. You live to talk about your shit. What a loser.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:01AM

I'm staying home today and having a big breakfast! My bowels have all day to deal with this! I had some beans and weenies left over so I incorporated them into breakfast,
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:45AM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Something good
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
> Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
> There's somethin' special on my mind
> Last night I tried a new restaurant in the
> neighbourhood, whoa yeah
> Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumping good
> (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
> Gonna be the kind of poop that's not too dry
> And I can drop it in the wink of a brown eye
> It came out of me like I hoped it would (it came
> out of me like I hoped it would)
> Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good
> (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
> I only pushed for a minute or two
> But then it just came on through
> Can I be fallin' in love?
> This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
> This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of


Kudos to the Grammy award winning Mr Bravo!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:47AM

truth onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The roids are out, but on a plus note so is the
> > oversized honey baked ham glaze and all.
>
>
> Freak. You live to talk about your shit. What a
> loser.


Deal with it. My bowel woes are every day. Let that sink in everyday. Enjoy your superior bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 02:11PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling greasy hotdogs and burgers. They are discussing teabags but I don’t think they like Earl Grey.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: banned fracking onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 02:32PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling greasy
> hotdogs and burgers. They are discussing teabags
> but I don’t think they like Earl Grey.


Spring they are talking about dunking their balls into each other's mouth - that is 'tea-bagging.' Your dad is gay as is the neighbor. Eat some healthy shit, cry, whatever - you cannot change your dad likes overweight men sucking his cock.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 02:57PM

The obese neighbor is in the living room. Totally naked with Vaseline on farting. Mom smokes cigarettes and cries. Grandma said she will buy me fresh fruits.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 04:48PM

Tonight I am cooking 2 pounds of boneless pork chops with shake n bake coating mix served with a box of Betty Crocker scalloped potatoes. Washing it all down with a six pack of Sam Adams and Lime sorbet for dessert. My bowels will need to process this quickly as I have to be at work by 8am tomorrow.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 06, 2019 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is just now finishing up his work week and 5am guy has the next two nights off. 5am guy is planning on getting some extra sleep and 5am guy is thinking about going for a drive in the mountains. 5am guy basically has no life and lives in a condo by himself. 5am guy is ready to drop a load now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 06, 2019 07:18PM

No mans bowel Movement should make him cry.

Now that that is over might have to get the Buick out. Lots of Indians to handle.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 06, 2019 08:43PM

I just got done eating a pound of thin spaghetti smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs and a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are up for a challenge as I am going to bed now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 07, 2019 06:22AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just got done eating a pound of thin spaghetti
> smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs and
> a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are up
> for a challenge as I am going to bed now.

Did you drop lasagna?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green_Onion ()
Date: May 07, 2019 12:13PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got done eating a pound of thin
> spaghetti
> > smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs
> and
> > a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are
> up
> > for a challenge as I am going to bed now.
>
> Did you drop lasagna?

Great question, when I hear stories about people eating a lot I get a tingle down my leg wondering how the quality of their feces/bowel movement will be! Did the pork give a strong aroma in your feces (*drool); was the movement pasty and thick due to the pasta (yum) or did the sugar in the sauce give you liquid shit spraying everywhere (*hardon). Dont spare the details please

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 07, 2019 05:03PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got done eating a pound of thin
> spaghetti
> > smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs
> and
> > a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are
> up
> > for a challenge as I am going to bed now.
>
> Did you drop lasagna?

My bowels did a good job and provided me with relief this morning just before my daily shower. Tonight I am taking it easy on them with a rotisserie chicken from Giant and a big baked potato with butter and sour cream. I may not eat the entire chicken but probably most of it. Washing all this down with a 6 pack of ice cold Budweiser. My bowels can easily handle it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 08, 2019 12:15PM

If you remember the scene where the spy plane investigates the UFOs in Independence Day, that’s what’s showing on my rectal mirror.

Battlestations and midwives get ready!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 08, 2019 03:31PM

The obese neighbor is naked in the living room. Passed out on the recliner with beer bottles everywhere. He even farts in his sleep. Mom is in the kitchen crying. Grandma says we will fly somewhere for a vacation from this drama. I’ve never been in a cockpit before.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 08, 2019 04:51PM

Tonight I am having a big Kahuna sub from Jersey Mikes with a pint of potato salad and a pint of coleslaw from Giant. Washing it down with 6 Pabst blue ribbons in 16oz cans. It should be easy on the bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 08, 2019 04:56PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Tonight I am having a big Kahuna sub from Jersey
> Mikes with a pint of potato salad and a pint of
> coleslaw from Giant. Washing it down with 6 Pabst
> blue ribbons in 16oz cans. It should be easy on
> the bowels.


You must have a Donald Trump set of bowels. Got a large cinder block here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 09, 2019 04:48AM

Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy had three nights off this week and that gave 5am guy some time to catch up on his sleep. Working at night and sleeping during the day has made 5am guy have bad mental health. 5am guy wishes good bowels to all the bib's.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 09, 2019 06:17AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> had three nights off this week and that gave 5am
> guy some time to catch up on his sleep. Working at
> night and sleeping during the day has made 5am guy
> have bad mental health. 5am guy wishes good bowels
> to all the bib's.

I blame Julio for my mental problems and bowel problems. All go hand in hand.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tubesteak Onioni ()
Date: May 09, 2019 07:53AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Tonight I am having a big Kahuna sub from Jersey
> Mikes with a pint of potato salad and a pint of
> coleslaw from Giant. Washing it down with 6 Pabst
> blue ribbons in 16oz cans. It should be easy on
> the bowels.


You sound like a typical American idiot. Please tell us the quality and aroma of your feces - to you try and get a little on your fingies when you wipe. mmmmm

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 10, 2019 04:51AM

5am guy here again. 5am guy will be working all weekend this weekend. 5am guy plans to visit his mother in the nursing home. 5am guy has noticed that at the nursing home they keep a chart that keeps track of everyone's bowels. 5am guy is guessing that bowels are more important when you get really old.
5am guy wishes everyone a wonderful mothers day weekend!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hand Cream Onion ()
Date: May 10, 2019 07:47AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy here again. 5am guy will be working all
> weekend this weekend. 5am guy plans to visit his
> mother in the nursing home. 5am guy has noticed
> that at the nursing home they keep a chart that
> keeps track of everyone's bowels. 5am guy is
> guessing that bowels are more important when you
> get really old.
> 5am guy wishes everyone a wonderful mothers day
> weekend!

Thanks 5am -best to your mom. When I go to nursing homes I like to huff straight from the bed pans. The quality and strength of the aromas is sublime. Perhaps you could describe your mother's feces in great detail for those of us standing by with hand cream at the ready...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 10, 2019 09:17AM

Jules' car was parked outside the obese neighbor's house last night and I could see her in his TV room he claims to love playing Wii with her. Im worried he is moving in on me. On the bright side I had a sprouted garlic compote with flax seed pita and organic hummus for breakfast.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: klyk4 ()
Date: May 10, 2019 09:46AM

is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 07:23AM

Instead of having Roy Rogers breakfast this Saturday I am going to fry up a can of sliced Spam and have that with 6 fried eggs and a couple chocolate waffles. My bowels are going to shit when they see it coming!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 08:26AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Instead of having Roy Rogers breakfast this
> Saturday I am going to fry up a can of sliced Spam
> and have that with 6 fried eggs and a couple
> chocolate waffles. My bowels are going to shit
> when they see it coming!


Oh wow that sounds brutal. I pray for your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 10:36AM

Hello everyone! I hope everybody is having a bowel friendly Mothers day weekend. Pretty soon I will be graduating high school and It looks like I will be moving into my Grandmas house in July. My Grandma surprised me by having a contractor install a small bathroom and a kitchenette in her basement. She said I will need my privacy living in her basement when I go to college this Fall. She thinks that improving her home like that will add to the value of her home and really won't cost anything in the long run.
I love my parents but it will be nice to get away from my Dad's daily drunkenness and his constant gas and bowel issues.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 02:26PM

klyk4 Wrote:
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> is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?


Thats my gf Jules - I love her so much. Right now my heart is breaking. Im having a hemp seed wrap with organic avocado, hummus, cilantro, organic extra firm tofu and vegan mayo for lunch tho...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 03:09PM

Just got back from Safeway, it's not my usual store but I managed to find everything I need for chicken and dumplings. The recipe I am using is for 6 servings. I am going to eat it all tonight and give my bowels a challenge.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: romance onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 03:34PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> klyk4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?
>
>
> Thats my gf Jules - I love her so much. Right now
> my heart is breaking. Im having a hemp seed wrap
> with organic avocado, hummus, cilantro, organic
> extra firm tofu and vegan mayo for lunch tho...

Thats wonderful that you found love, spring. You know they say you cant truly love a woman until after you have devoured her feces. Hopefully she realizes this and comes around.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 03:38PM

romance onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > klyk4 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?
> >
> >
> > Thats my gf Jules - I love her so much. Right
> now
> > my heart is breaking. Im having a hemp seed
> wrap
> > with organic avocado, hummus, cilantro, organic
> > extra firm tofu and vegan mayo for lunch tho...
>
> Thats wonderful that you found love, spring. You
> know they say you cant truly love a woman until
> after you have devoured her feces. Hopefully she
> realizes this and comes around.


If thats true the Obese neighbor has beat me to it - so now Im even more sad and upset. Im wondering if a wheat grass and almond milk smoothie might cheer me up a little.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 10:19PM

Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Get your oil changez! Got pantz down. Come on down spinning signz you get oil changez with me no one needz to knowz!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2019 08:09AM

The Obese neighbor is naked farting in the living room. He has said that him and dad love each other, and that its 2019 and I'm going to have to get used to it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2019 11:33AM

Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling to the starfish

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: May 12, 2019 11:55AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling to
> the starfish


Hi there Brown! How are things these days? I hope you are enjoying your retirement. Mrs Dive is still having cancer treatments and I am selling our townhouses in Harrisonburg this summer. Even though Mrs Dive is not expected to survive much more than a year she is in good spirits and every day we have together is like a gift from God. The health insurance I get by being a JMU employee has been great and they are paying for all of Mrs Dives treatment without question. After Mrs Dive is gone I don't think I will live long. Being alone at nearly 60 years of age is really going to suck. Now that school is out I get 8 weeks off and I can spend even more time with Mrs Dive.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2019 05:53PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling to
> > the starfish
>
>
> Hi there Brown! How are things these days? I hope
> you are enjoying your retirement. Mrs Dive is
> still having cancer treatments and I am selling
> our townhouses in Harrisonburg this summer. Even
> though Mrs Dive is not expected to survive much
> more than a year she is in good spirits and every
> day we have together is like a gift from God. The
> health insurance I get by being a JMU employee has
> been great and they are paying for all of Mrs
> Dives treatment without question. After Mrs Dive
> is gone I don't think I will live long. Being
> alone at nearly 60 years of age is really going to
> suck. Now that school is out I get 8 weeks off and
> I can spend even more time with Mrs Dive.


I'm so sad you have to go through this along with your beloved wife. She really is a bowel buddy, and although this is the toughest of times, and no matter what the future, I hope you will live a long life. It is so nice of the university to take care of things, as each moment is precious.

Doing pretty good, Matilda and I will keep you and Mrs. Dive in our prayers. Enjoying retirement, breakfasts at First Watch, and trying to keep my bowel problems out of the way but they find a way. Youre a great person dive, as is Mrs. Dive.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Memory Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2019 07:02PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling
> to
> > > the starfish
> >
> >
> > Hi there Brown! How are things these days? I
> hope
> > you are enjoying your retirement. Mrs Dive is
> > still having cancer treatments and I am selling
> > our townhouses in Harrisonburg this summer.
> Even
> > though Mrs Dive is not expected to survive much
> > more than a year she is in good spirits and
> every
> > day we have together is like a gift from God.
> The
> > health insurance I get by being a JMU employee
> has
> > been great and they are paying for all of Mrs
> > Dives treatment without question. After Mrs
> Dive
> > is gone I don't think I will live long. Being
> > alone at nearly 60 years of age is really going
> to
> > suck. Now that school is out I get 8 weeks off
> and
> > I can spend even more time with Mrs Dive.
>
>
> I'm so sad you have to go through this along with
> your beloved wife. She really is a bowel buddy,
> and although this is the toughest of times, and no
> matter what the future, I hope you will live a
> long life. It is so nice of the university to take
> care of things, as each moment is precious.
>
> Doing pretty good, Matilda and I will keep you and
> Mrs. Dive in our prayers. Enjoying retirement,
> breakfasts at First Watch, and trying to keep my
> bowel problems out of the way but they find a way.
> Youre a great person dive, as is Mrs. Dive.

I remember when you pretended to be sick in the hospital then pretended you were dead. Imagine if Dive was making this all up and came back in 6 months and laughed in your face for offering sympathy.

Please really kill yourself.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2019 08:31PM

I wish I could have Gene Hackman’s bowels. His set or Donald Trumps are the best of the best. Got goulash on the forecast. I’m scared for my rectum my starfish as it takes cinder block sized monsters. My colon deserves a medal despite letting me down.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 13, 2019 04:39AM

5am guy would like to send best wishes, thoughts and prayers to the dive bomber family.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 06:53AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy would like to send best wishes, thoughts
> and prayers to the dive bomber family.

That’s super nice of you. May we all for our brother in bowel and Mrs. dive.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 12:30PM

Game of Thrones isn’t just a television show.

If this shit was on cable, the ratings would be incredible. It’s a tearjerker.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 12:53PM

A large combination pizza plus a six pack of Coors Light. Take this bowels)

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: May 13, 2019 03:01PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Game of Thrones isn’t just a television show.
>
> If this shit was on cable, the ratings would be
> incredible. It’s a tearjerker.


Obtuse beyond ridiculous write ups. My recommendation is to grow up and see a board certified GI.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: almost time for GeorgetownPwrPlt ()
Date: May 13, 2019 05:17PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wish I could have Gene Hackman’s bowels. His
> set or Donald Trumps are the best of the best. Got
> goulash on the forecast. I’m scared for my
> rectum my starfish as it takes cinder block sized
> monsters. My colon deserves a medal despite
> letting me down.


Remember when you pretended to die instead of admitting you were going to be incarcerated for several months? Many of us took the bait and offered heartfelt condolences to you vis-a-vis your sockpuppet sister 'Matilda'

Basically you are a piece of shit. Is Dive Bomber your new sockpuppet you use to pretend someone IRL is sick so you can sucker others here into expressing kind regards? I wouldnt put it past you.

Please delete your account you piece of human garbage.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: How Bout Dick!?!?! ()
Date: May 13, 2019 06:01PM

Dick is a 'food' your bowels don't need.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 06:22PM

almost time for GeorgetownPwrPlt Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wish I could have Gene Hackman’s bowels.
> His
> > set or Donald Trumps are the best of the best.
> Got
> > goulash on the forecast. I’m scared for my
> > rectum my starfish as it takes cinder block
> sized
> > monsters. My colon deserves a medal despite
> > letting me down.
>
>
> Remember when you pretended to die instead of
> admitting you were going to be incarcerated for
> several months? Many of us took the bait and
> offered heartfelt condolences to you vis-a-vis
> your sockpuppet sister 'Matilda'
>
> Basically you are a piece of shit. Is Dive Bomber
> your new sockpuppet you use to pretend someone IRL
> is sick so you can sucker others here into
> expressing kind regards? I wouldnt put it past
> you.
>
> Please delete your account you piece of human
> garbage.

How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Great Point Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 07:16PM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 08:42PM

Wow you have problems.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Just Sayin Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 09:09PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Wow you have problems.


We are here to discuss, and yes observe issues bowel-related. Easy to see constipation is an issue in these important photos. Also I dont pretend to die and solicit sympathy in a pathetic ploy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: ID These Bowel Issues ()
Date: May 13, 2019 09:14PM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: My Sweet Brother ()
Date: May 13, 2019 09:21PM

Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: April 22, 2018 05:13PM

Dead Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No one
> gives a f@ck about your shit stain brother or his
> fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> about his starfish and midwives like the scat fuck
> he is.


My condolences and respect please.

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Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
Posted by: Dead Onion ()
Date: April 22, 2018 06:42PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dead Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No one
> > gives a fuck about your shit stain brother or
> his
> > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> fuck
> > he is.
>
>
> My condolences and respect please.

Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM

weekend update Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!


Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.

Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 07:24AM

My Sweet Brother Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> Posted by: Dave Johns ()
> Date: April 22, 2018 05:13PM
>
> Dead Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No one
> > gives a f@ck about your shit stain brother or
> his
> > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> fuck
> > he is.
>
>
> My condolences and respect please.
>
> Options: ReplyQuote
> Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> Posted by: Dead Onion ()
> Date: April 22, 2018 06:42PM
>
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dead Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No
> one
> > > gives a fuck about your shit stain brother or
> > his
> > > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> > fuck
> > > he is.
> >
> >
> > My condolences and respect please.
>
> Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
>
> weekend update Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> last
> > week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> know
> > more soon. Thank you all!
>
>
> Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends
> here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He
> was a father, grandfather, and is survived by
> three children, four grandchildren, a sister and
> brother, along with being preceded by his wife
> Ethel in 2011.
>
> Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> from us but our family is grateful, and asks any
> donations be made to any IBS awareness
> organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate
> for the millions of people who deal with this
> medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> kindness and support to all.



How much time did you waste? I can run over easily five iguana eaters in the time you wasted. Now let’s hear about your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 10:30AM

A dozen eggs, 10 pancakes and coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Offended Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 12:49PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My Sweet Brother Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> > Posted by: Dave Johns ()
> > Date: April 22, 2018 05:13PM
> >
> > Dead Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No
> one
> > > gives a f@ck about your shit stain brother or
> > his
> > > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> > fuck
> > > he is.
> >
> >
> > My condolences and respect please.
> >
> > Options: ReplyQuote
> > Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> > Posted by: Dead Onion ()
> > Date: April 22, 2018 06:42PM
> >
> > Dave Johns Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dead Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No
> > one
> > > > gives a fuck about your shit stain brother
> or
> > > his
> > > > fake life/death. He will be back soon
> posting
> > > > about his starfish and midwives like the
> scat
> > > fuck
> > > > he is.
> > >
> > >
> > > My condolences and respect please.
> >
> > Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> > Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> > Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
> >
> > weekend update Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> > last
> > > week. His chances of survival are uncertain
> at
> > > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He
> was
> > > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> > know
> > > more soon. Thank you all!
> >
> >
> > Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers
> friends
> > here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79.
> He
> > was a father, grandfather, and is survived by
> > three children, four grandchildren, a sister
> and
> > brother, along with being preceded by his wife
> > Ethel in 2011.
> >
> > Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> > from us but our family is grateful, and asks
> any
> > donations be made to any IBS awareness
> > organizations. My brother was a tireless
> advocate
> > for the millions of people who deal with this
> > medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> > kindness and support to all.

>
>
> How much time did you waste? I can run over easily
> five iguana eaters in the time you wasted. Now
> let’s hear about your bowels.


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified GO ()
Date: May 14, 2019 02:10PM

Look man if you don’t like our discussion fine. Yet that doesn’t give you some shit God power to interfere with our conversations.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: hcecn ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:46PM

Verified GO Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Look man if you don’t like our discussion fine.
> Yet that doesn’t give you some shit God power to
> interfere with our conversations.


I think he was triggered by BO's sock puppet crying about his pretend wife with pretend cancer. Still seems pretty upset Brown faked his death and played everyone for fools. Still the pictures are upsetting.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: njnpp ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:47PM

...also scat giffer can you find the picture of the lady with the mask pooping - Ive FAPPED to that shit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 06:20PM

After that groan throne session, I’d like to thank the midwives.

Where’s the “mission accomplished “ banner President Bush had during Iraq?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO is Dead Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 08:02PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> After that groan throne session, I’d like to
> thank the midwives.
>
> Where’s the “mission accomplished “ banner
> President Bush had during Iraq?


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Seriously... ()
Date: May 14, 2019 08:53PM

fucking scat freaks

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: May 14, 2019 08:54PM

Obviously forget a board certified GI. A psychiatrist.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: image blocking onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 09:00PM

Remember to set your browser to block images on this thread!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: images R Us ()
Date: May 14, 2019 09:06PM

I find the images refreshing - we talk about our bodily functions here as there is nothing to be shy or embarrassed about concerning one's bowels. De-mystifying elimination, photos are more helpful than childish comments like 'basketballs' or 'Midwives' or 'cinder blocks.'

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 09:08PM

...and another thing - mask girl is super hot. If you look closely you can see some vag juice come out at the end of her very healthy movement. Naughty-delicious.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Cougar wife ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:25PM

dear god what in world is this all about? New FFXU low.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 15, 2019 07:48AM

Mom said Obese neighbor stayed up all night with dad 'rimming' - guess it was basketball or something like that. Anyway having a bowl of Organic Irish Oatmeal with fresh organic strawberries, soy cream, raw sugar and a small wheat grass and tofu smoothie for breakfast...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: h3byl ()
Date: May 15, 2019 08:02AM

sick fucks - get help

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 15, 2019 11:59AM

This morning my dad and the neighbor were dozing on the couch. Dad kept mumbling about 'shrimping' to the obese neighbor who mumbled back 'Ill get the soda straws'

What were they dreaming about?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Gratitude Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2019 01:50PM

hi,

I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy this discussion group (usually). The pictures are unfortunate.

Im writing because I have a very serious medical condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much longer I will be able to post or read the lively back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all and ask for your prayers and support as my wife and I face so many difficult times ahead.

Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give you any updates and you can express your support through those.

God Bless

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2019 03:11PM

Midwives and pushing a large honey baked ham out a marble sized opening. More later. What a mans bowels must take.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bib'er ()
Date: May 15, 2019 04:22PM

Gratitude Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> hi,
>
> I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy
> this discussion group (usually). The pictures are
> unfortunate.
>
> Im writing because I have a very serious medical
> condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much
> longer I will be able to post or read the lively
> back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all
> and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> and I face so many difficult times ahead.
>
> Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back
> Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give
> you any updates and you can express your support
> through those.
>
> God Bless

Hey man I think I speak for all the Bibs here wishing you the best in health to you and your wife. My you enjoy a quick recovery and strong bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 15, 2019 05:03PM

Gratitude Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> hi,
>
> I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy
> this discussion group (usually). The pictures are
> unfortunate.
>
> Im writing because I have a very serious medical
> condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much
> longer I will be able to post or read the lively
> back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all
> and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> and I face so many difficult times ahead.
>
> Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back
> Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give
> you any updates and you can express your support
> through those.
>
> God Bless


GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2019 05:22PM

Dad and the obese neighbor use the word “felching “ a lot. I’m not sure if this is a French word. I understand that both like pearl necklaces, as they’ve gone to jewelry shows together. Mom is drinking and smoking a lot. Grandma says she’s going to give me the shocker.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2019 06:03PM

Pizza, wings, beer. Take this bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bib'er ()
Date: May 15, 2019 06:07PM

5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gratitude Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hi,
> >
> > I dont have a regular screen name here but I
> enjoy
> > this discussion group (usually). The pictures
> are
> > unfortunate.
> >
> > Im writing because I have a very serious
> medical
> > condition as does my wife. Im not sure how
> much
> > longer I will be able to post or read the
> lively
> > back and forth here so I wanted to thank you
> all
> > and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> > and I face so many difficult times ahead.
> >
> > Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come
> back
> > Ill make sure I have a relative come on and
> give
> > you any updates and you can express your
> support
> > through those.
> >
> > God Bless
>
>
> GO FUCK YOURSELF.


Please dont listen to 5am guy - his bowels must be giving him pains. He is usually quite even-tempered. Know that for the rest of us Bib's we support you in your struggles and wish you good bowel health.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dvvlj ()
Date: May 15, 2019 06:39PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dad and the obese neighbor use the word
> “felching “ a lot. I’m not sure if this is a
> French word. I understand that both like pearl
> necklaces, as they’ve gone to jewelry shows
> together. Mom is drinking and smoking a lot.
> Grandma says she’s going to give me the shocker.


Spring, please pay attention to your studies and try to understand your dad is going through a growing phase in his life. 'shrimping' and 'felching' are synonyms for an act of passion between consenting men. Very bowel-unfriendly.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: eating lots of crackers ()
Date: May 15, 2019 07:03PM

I havent needed to go in a couple of days - Im worried something is wrong and that it will be painful when my bowels start back up. I have been eating mostly crackers with a lot of bread and a little peanut butter. I dont like fibre.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Painful remorse ()
Date: May 16, 2019 07:58AM

Straining and bloody toilet paper/(red bowl) is no way to start my day. Ill be standing at my desk all morning.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 16, 2019 11:52AM

Posting from school - Obese Neighbor is here as a substitute today. He is dressed as a woman farting loudly. Im so upset I threw out my seitan salad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 16, 2019 01:28PM

If they need an extra ball in the basketball playoffs let me know. It’s not like those people would know the difference.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: memory onion ()
Date: May 16, 2019 01:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> If they need an extra ball in the basketball
> playoffs let me know. It’s not like those people
> would know the difference.


so funny. tell us about your heart condition wont you so we can offer our heartfelt support.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 16, 2019 03:10PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are listening to “Liberace “ while wearing nothing but banana hammocks on. They’ve both greased each other up and are using words like top and bottom. Mom continues to drink and cry.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion_ ()
Date: May 16, 2019 04:06PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dad and the obese neighbor are listening to
> “Liberace “ while wearing nothing but banana
> hammocks on. They’ve both greased each other up
> and are using words like top and bottom. Mom
> continues to drink and cry.


spring, Ill be driving my windowless white van through your neighborhood later tonight; as you may recall I have an air mattress and lots of cherry wine in the back for relaxing. We could get ice cream if you want...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Philly Jim ()
Date: May 16, 2019 04:53PM

Over did it with the Miralax this morning - spent the afternoon spraying the toilet stall at work. That Nibroc toilet tissue is like sandpaper.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 16, 2019 09:01PM

Philly Jim Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Over did it with the Miralax this morning - spent
> the afternoon spraying the toilet stall at work.
> That Nibroc toilet tissue is like sandpaper.


Oh my goodness we need to get you white people toilet paper. Or more importantly starfish friendly as the wiping and tearing can be a real problem.

Miralax can help some. I can't deny it, but the amount it does I hate to say this, your bowels build up an immunity to it rather quick. Sure the first few times it eases things up into soft serve ice cream, but after that its spiked basketballs and cinder blocks on schedule.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Philly Jim ()
Date: May 16, 2019 09:40PM

Gratitude Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> hi,
>
> I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy
> this discussion group (usually). The pictures are
> unfortunate.
>
> Im writing because I have a very serious medical
> condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much
> longer I will be able to post or read the lively
> back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all
> and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> and I face so many difficult times ahead.
>
> Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back
> Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give
> you any updates and you can express your support
> through those.
>
> God Bless


I said some prayers for you and your wife today - I truly hope you have a swift recovery and can return to post hopefully good reports about your bowels soon.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 07:06AM

Two Cracker Barrel chicken fried steaks, eggs, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Time Share Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 07:46AM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Two Cracker Barrel chicken fried steaks, eggs,
> coffee. Take that bowels.


Eat all that while watching FOX and Friends? Thats a lot of shit at once dumbass.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage, ()
Date: May 17, 2019 08:49AM

It’s his digestion system. Why don’t you fuck off

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 09:24AM

Jules was over visiting in our TV room with the Obese neighbor last night while I was up in my room studying - she didnt even tell me she had come to our house. Mom asked if Wii controls were dishwasher safe as they were covered in filth. Im having lifesmart tofu dogs wrapped in whole wheat tortilla with homemade hummus and cilantro.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Public service Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 09:31AM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mathew Brady Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 12:46PM

Those photos of total bowel defeat are akin to Mathew Brady's work on the Civil War. Absolute devastation - the humanity.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 02:22PM

Mathew Brady Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Those photos of total bowel defeat are akin to
> Mathew Brady's work on the Civil War. Absolute
> devastation - the humanity.


They are akin to a gnat that can easily be pulverized by my shoe. Time to fire up the Buick and look for illegals. My bowels are clear and time to remove the garbage.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 03:29PM

That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber. Matilda clogged up my second bathroom groan throne. Now I got to find another filthy iguana eater to fix this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable. You need them they aren’t wanting to work.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Philosophical Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 03:59PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber. Matilda
> clogged up my second bathroom groan throne. Now I
> got to find another filthy iguana eater to fix
> this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable. You
> need them they aren’t wanting to work.


You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter someone that is angry and thinks less of everyone around them I try to remind myself how glad I am I dont have to be THAT person.

Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I know the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath in His Way.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 08:08PM

Philosophical Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber.
> Matilda
> > clogged up my second bathroom groan throne. Now
> I
> > got to find another filthy iguana eater to fix
> > this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable.
> You
> > need them they aren’t wanting to work.
>
>
> You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter
> someone that is angry and thinks less of everyone
> around them I try to remind myself how glad I am I
> dont have to be THAT person.
>
> Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I know
> the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath in
> His Way.


But you are. You are smug with your superior bowels and always put it out there. Actually had a smaller basketball tonight. You and your kind would use it on the court.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 09:17PM

I had to work late tonight. Now that I get to head home I am going through the Wendy's drive thru for two doubles with cheese, a large chili and a bacon-cheese baked potato. Ny bowels can deal with that easily.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Our Lady of Blessed Relief Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 09:20PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Philosophical Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber.
> > Matilda
> > > clogged up my second bathroom groan throne.
> Now
> > I
> > > got to find another filthy iguana eater to
> fix
> > > this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable.
> > You
> > > need them they aren’t wanting to work.
> >
> >
> > You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter
> > someone that is angry and thinks less of
> everyone
> > around them I try to remind myself how glad I am
> I
> > dont have to be THAT person.
> >
> > Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I
> know
> > the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath in
> > His Way.
>
>
> But you are. You are smug with your superior
> bowels and always put it out there. Actually had a
> smaller basketball tonight. You and your kind
> would use it on the court.

'my kind' - I see you hate Christians as well as whatever culture an 'iguana-eater' is. You know your bowels are punishment for your hatred, you live the life you give to others you know. How are your bowels now?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 07:09AM

Our Lady of Blessed Relief Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Philosophical Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber.
> > > Matilda
> > > > clogged up my second bathroom groan throne.
> > Now
> > > I
> > > > got to find another filthy iguana eater to
> > fix
> > > > this for a few dollars of cash.
> Unbelievable.
> > > You
> > > > need them they aren’t wanting to work.
> > >
> > >
> > > You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter
> > > someone that is angry and thinks less of
> > everyone
> > > around them I try to remind myself how glad I
> am
> > I
> > > dont have to be THAT person.
> > >
> > > Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I
> > know
> > > the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath
> in
> > > His Way.
> >
> >
> > But you are. You are smug with your superior
> > bowels and always put it out there. Actually had
> a
> > smaller basketball tonight. You and your kind
> > would use it on the court.
>
> 'my kind' - I see you hate Christians as well as
> whatever culture an 'iguana-eater' is. You know
> your bowels are punishment for your hatred, you
> live the life you give to others you know. How
> are your bowels now?


Religion. Ha! Wish in one hand in the other crap in it and see which one fills first. Feel free to go to church every Sunday with your fellow superior bowel friends, and have the respect for us with bowel problems. If you dropped cinder blocks you’d understand, but probably your church wants people with bowel problems to go to a leper colony. How are your bowels? Please let us know.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 07:14AM

I am up early and heading over to Roy Rogers for a sausage and egg platter with a extra biscuit and a side of sausage gravy. my bowels just emptied so I got to fill them again!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 10:19AM

Just two weeks till my high school graduation! Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend First day of college is August 26th. I am so excited! Thanks to everyone who supported me here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 10:32AM

Dad and the obese neighbor are wearing matching leather outfits. They appear to have holes in certain areas. They both have the grill on, and are eating pork ribs while farting and drinking lots of beer. Mom is upstairs tranquilized per grandma. She said she needed a nap, and is making home made granola bars.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Grandma's Bowels? ()
Date: May 18, 2019 11:09AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor are wearing matching
> leather outfits. They appear to have holes in
> certain areas. They both have the grill on, and
> are eating pork ribs while farting and drinking
> lots of beer. Mom is upstairs tranquilized per
> grandma. She said she needed a nap, and is making
> home made granola bars.


Congrats on HS and Jr. College. We have not heard much about your Grandma's bowels - will you be required to help her bathroom? The elderly can have a host of issues and need a great deal of assistance with bowel issues.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 02:06PM

The sound of the ice cream truck serenading with its ear pleasing music brings so many memories. I was fortunate enough to grow up in an all white neighborhood, where we didn’t need to lock our doors as there was no crime. It really was wonderful. Today I was out with the rug rats and heard that music. Scary times as few white people around, but these kids are lucky. Their digestive systems allow them to eat Blue Bunny chocolate comes or Sponge Bob popsicles. They are able to handle these like a stroll in the park.

It was so nice, before my bowels betrayed me, to get that ice cream cone from the truck. Those hot summer days not having to think of my forty feet of internal plumbing, the colon, and the starfish were magical. Sometimes it’s good reminiscing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: May 18, 2019 02:44PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Just two weeks till my high school graduation!
> Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend First
> day of college is August 26th. I am so excited!
> Thanks to everyone who supported me here.

Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you haz a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome your family issuez at home. I shore will be a prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger an went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta prizon for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away from that spring, you are better than that. God bless ya an good luck.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 03:19PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just two weeks till my high school graduation!
> > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend
> First
> > day of college is August 26th. I am so excited!
> > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
>
> Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you haz
> a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you
> haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome
> your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger an
> went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta prizon
> for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college
> will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away from
> that spring, you are better than that. God bless
> ya an good luck.


Hi there blessed brother red onion! Hope you and your bowels are doing well. What a inspiring message! I sit here sentimental as the advice you gave spring Onion is so good, and he could be the key to our colons feeling better. You’re a great man and I hope all is good with you.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 04:11PM

Grilled package of hot dogs, sauerkraut, and whiskey. Take this bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Shitty Thread ()
Date: May 18, 2019 06:10PM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Grilled package of hot dogs, sauerkraut, and
> whiskey. Take this bowels.


This sets a new low.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 08:18PM

Shitty Thread Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Boiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Grilled package of hot dogs, sauerkraut, and
> > whiskey. Take this bowels.
>
>
> This sets a new low.


Not as low as the lowriders Julio drives in, or probably steals in PG. How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Short bus onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 10:17PM

Aren’t forum trolls supposed to be funny or at least partially entertaining?

Is this BEH/Brown Onion/5am guy/boiled onion/ect dude too fucking stupid to realize he’s neither funny or entertaining?

I’m guessing border level retard.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Prison Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 12:21AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just two weeks till my high school graduation!
> > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend
> First
> > day of college is August 26th. I am so excited!
> > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
>
> Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you haz
> a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you
> haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome
> your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger an
> went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta prizon
> for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college
> will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away from
> that spring, you are better than that. God bless
> ya an good luck.


5.5 years! Jesus you must have done some bad shit to get that kind of time. What is the TP like in prison? How do you shit in front of your roommate and all the guards? Were your bowels ever part of tossed salad?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: ed3hc ()
Date: May 19, 2019 12:28AM

Short bus onion Wrote:
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> Aren’t forum trolls supposed to be funny or at
> least partially entertaining?
>
> Is this BEH/Brown Onion/5am guy/boiled onion/ect
> dude too fucking stupid to realize he’s neither
> funny or entertaining?
>
> I’m guessing border level retard.


These sockpuppets are his only break from the irate Trumptarding he does the rest of the 80 hours per week he spends on this site. And no, he does not realize how fucking dumb his 'humor' is.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 06:39AM

Prison Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just two weeks till my high school
> graduation!
> > > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend
> > First
> > > day of college is August 26th. I am so
> excited!
> > > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
> >
> > Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you
> haz
> > a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you
> > haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome
> > your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> > prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> > I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger
> an
> > went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta
> prizon
> > for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> > finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college
> > will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away
> from
> > that spring, you are better than that. God
> bless
> > ya an good luck.
>
>
> 5.5 years! Jesus you must have done some bad shit
> to get that kind of time. What is the TP like in
> prison? How do you shit in front of your roommate
> and all the guards? Were your bowels ever part of
> tossed salad?

Respect! Red onion paid his debt to society, is gainfully employed and has great advice to a young man. How about a little decency.

Goulash this morning. More later.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: teabagging Matilda Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 08:25AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Prison Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Just two weeks till my high school
> > graduation!
> > > > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July
> weekend
> > > First
> > > > day of college is August 26th. I am so
> > excited!
> > > > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
> > >
> > > Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you
> > haz
> > > a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like
> you
> > > haz done really well an youwaz able ta
> overcome
> > > your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> > > prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> > > I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz
> younger
> > an
> > > went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta
> > prizon
> > > for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> > > finnally got my life straight. Kidz at
> college
> > > will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away
> > from
> > > that spring, you are better than that. God
> > bless
> > > ya an good luck.
> >
> >
> > 5.5 years! Jesus you must have done some bad
> shit
> > to get that kind of time. What is the TP like
> in
> > prison? How do you shit in front of your
> roommate
> > and all the guards? Were your bowels ever part
> of
> > tossed salad?
>
> Respect! Red onion paid his debt to society, is
> gainfully employed and has great advice to a young
> man. How about a little decency.
>
> Goulash this morning. More later.


...but 'Iguana-eaters' are filthy, 'dark-skinned savages' - you dont respect anyone, why should I respect your convict sockpuppet. I bet he got his salad tossed plenty. How is your heart?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 10:29AM

Lift off occurred at 0938 hours. Went through max Q and throttled up per NASA procedures. I’d like to thank the midwives for a outstanding deployment of a gigantic load. Their stitches back there were done well, and even though there were tears, bring out the cigars!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 10:57AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Lift off occurred at 0938 hours. Went through max
> Q and throttled up per NASA procedures. I’d like
> to thank the midwives for a outstanding deployment
> of a gigantic load. Their stitches back there were
> done well, and even though there were tears, bring
> out the cigars!

That is good news Mr Brown. Now maybe you can relax and enjoy your day. Next weekend is Memorial day weekend and my Dad along with the obese neighbor are planning a pig roast complete with a keg of cheap American beer. I told my Dad that I would pay for his beer if he would just please have the party at the obese neighbors house across the street. He was drunk when I made the offer we will see what he says after he wakes up later today.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO is a FuckStick Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 11:11AM

^Racist idiot talking to himself with un-funny dialogue - not ranting about 'iguana eaters' today huh. Just pithy NASA jargon? Why not pretend to die and have a sockpuppet laugh when someone here offers sympathy like you did last year.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bartered Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 11:25AM

BO is a FuckStick Onion Wrote:
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> ^Racist idiot talking to himself with un-funny
> dialogue - not ranting about 'iguana eaters' today
> huh. Just pithy NASA jargon? Why not pretend to
> die and have a sockpuppet laugh when someone here
> offers sympathy like you did last year.


BO got your panties twisted huh?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Lil' Somthin' Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 11:37AM

Bartered Onion Wrote:
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> BO is a FuckStick Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^Racist idiot talking to himself with un-funny
> > dialogue - not ranting about 'iguana eaters'
> today
> > huh. Just pithy NASA jargon? Why not pretend
> to
> > die and have a sockpuppet laugh when someone
> here
> > offers sympathy like you did last year.
>
>
> BO got your panties twisted huh?


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: pt7wg ()
Date: May 19, 2019 12:51PM

not this shit again.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 12:58PM

Bubba burgers on the grill, deep fried twinkies, and cheap beer. Take that bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: May 19, 2019 02:57PM

Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re not welcome here. Fuck off.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 03:23PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re not
> welcome here. Fuck off.

Most of us use image block on this thread. The pictures are posted by little kids desperate for attention.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Old Guy ()
Date: May 19, 2019 03:34PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re
> not
> > welcome here. Fuck off.
>
> Most of us use image block on this thread. The
> pictures are posted by little kids desperate for
> attention.


How does one install image block? Agree he’s an idiot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 04:39PM

There’s storms in the forecast and forceps from the midwives come tomorrow. Got gurgling going on which is a prelude to a battle of the bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: blunt onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 05:24PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> There’s storms in the forecast and forceps from
> the midwives come tomorrow. Got gurgling going on
> which is a prelude to a battle of the bowels.


I hope you shit your large intestine and bleed out, loser.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: IT onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 07:50PM

Old Guy Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re
> > not
> > > welcome here. Fuck off.
> >
> > Most of us use image block on this thread. The
> > pictures are posted by little kids desperate
> for
> > attention.
>
>
> How does one install image block? Agree he’s an
> idiot.


It's in your browser settings menu. No downloading required.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 09:58PM

Apparently the storm passed here. I’m talking to my sister on the telephone wishing her encouragement. Our bowels have betrayed us but no one in our family other than Clarence never gives up.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 20, 2019 04:58AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy will be finishing his work week in a few hours just as most of the world is beginning their work week. 5am guy has gotten a little crazy after all these years of working the graveyard shift. 5am guy will have the next two nights off and 5am guy plans to drink beer and watch netflix. Tomorrow 5am guy will visit his mom in the nursing home. 5am guy sends out best wishes to all the bib's.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2019 06:07AM

5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy will be
> finishing his work week in a few hours just as
> most of the world is beginning their work week.
> 5am guy has gotten a little crazy after all these
> years of working the graveyard shift. 5am guy will
> have the next two nights off and 5am guy plans to
> drink beer and watch netflix. Tomorrow 5am guy
> will visit his mom in the nursing home. 5am guy
> sends out best wishes to all the bib's.


That is very nice of you five am and hope you get a chance to relax. Those hours are difficult, and not always best for those of us with posterior problems.


It looks like another beautiful day in the area. Going to spend time with white people at First Watch, have a healthy breakfast, and see what kind of groceries are available at Whole Foods. It is important to remember to take care of our colon, and I do wish the stores would put up foods based on the Bristol Stool Guide. This important reference helps all.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bristol Stool Guide teee hee ()
Date: May 20, 2019 11:59AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy will
> be
> > finishing his work week in a few hours just as
> > most of the world is beginning their work week.
> > 5am guy has gotten a little crazy after all
> these
> > years of working the graveyard shift. 5am guy
> will
> > have the next two nights off and 5am guy plans
> to
> > drink beer and watch netflix. Tomorrow 5am guy
> > will visit his mom in the nursing home. 5am guy
> > sends out best wishes to all the bib's.
>
>
> That is very nice of you five am and hope you get
> a chance to relax. Those hours are difficult, and
> not always best for those of us with posterior
> problems.
>
>
> It looks like another beautiful day in the area.
> Going to spend time with white people at First
> Watch, have a healthy breakfast, and see what kind
> of groceries are available at Whole Foods. It is
> important to remember to take care of our colon,
> and I do wish the stores would put up foods based
> on the Bristol Stool Guide. This important
> reference helps all.

Bristol Stool Guide teee hee
Bristol Stool Guide teee hee
Bristol Stool Guide teee hee
Bristol Stool Guide teee hee

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2019 03:37PM

The groan throne is getting tiring. I’ve watched two movies so far. Might watch Good Morning Vietnam before dropping napalm on the slopes. It’s a shame what a betraying set of bowels can do to a man.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: get help ()
Date: May 20, 2019 05:13PM

you people disgust me - revolting gifs are a sign of mental illness as are the harping over your bodily functions. Get help you sick fucks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 20, 2019 07:58PM

Vienna sausages, French fries and wine. Take this bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: nlkhd ()
Date: May 20, 2019 08:58PM

I left this page open on my laptop in the TV room when this page had no images posted. My 5 year old swiped the touch while his mom was folding laundry and the images of that woman doing her business came up and they both saw it.

So yea, thanks for that guys.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: May 21, 2019 09:17AM

nlkhd Wrote:
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> I left this page open on my laptop in the TV room
> when this page had no images posted. My 5 year
> old swiped the touch while his mom was folding
> laundry and the images of that woman doing her
> business came up and they both saw it.
>
> So yea, thanks for that guys.


Why would you leave your daughter by a computer unaccompanied, especially with this site? Feel free to call CPS for assistance as you’re a terrible parent.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spoiled Onion ()
Date: May 21, 2019 11:15AM

nlkhd Wrote:
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> I left this page open on my laptop in the TV room
> when this page had no images posted. My 5 year
> old swiped the touch while his mom was folding
> laundry and the images of that woman doing her
> business came up and they both saw it.
>
> So yea, thanks for that guys.


Guess wife wears pants in family

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: h3w9h ()
Date: May 21, 2019 12:55PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> nlkhd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I left this page open on my laptop in the TV
> room
> > when this page had no images posted. My 5 year
> > old swiped the touch while his mom was folding
> > laundry and the images of that woman doing her
> > business came up and they both saw it.
> >
> > So yea, thanks for that guys.
>
>
> Why would you leave your daughter by a computer
> unaccompanied, especially with this site? Feel
> free to call CPS for assistance as you’re a
> terrible parent.

My son cannot read enough yet too be harmed by the words on this site and this thread just had words on it when I left the room. Then some asshole posts filthy pictures of some woman in a mask using the restroom - disgusting. Believe me I wont make the same mistake twice - my wife thinks I have some kind of weird fetish now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: x4jhu ()
Date: May 21, 2019 12:56PM

Spoiled Onion Wrote:
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> nlkhd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I left this page open on my laptop in the TV
> room
> > when this page had no images posted. My 5 year
> > old swiped the touch while his mom was folding
> > laundry and the images of that woman doing her
> > business came up and they both saw it.
> >
> > So yea, thanks for that guys.
>
>
> Guess wife wears pants in family

She was within her rights to be pissed at the images on this site.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dude it’s underground ()
Date: May 21, 2019 02:51PM

A real man wouldn’t have your problem. Grow a pair.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 21, 2019 05:25PM

I guess I’ll watch Alex Haley’s Roots. My ankles and back are sore sitting all day on the groan throne. The midwives have been patient and have told me it won’t be long. Yet I worry as dropping a cinder block really hurts.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: yoga onion ()
Date: May 21, 2019 08:42PM

Toilet yoga is very effective in supporting elimination.
Attachments:
toilet-yoga.jpg

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 22, 2019 08:03AM

Waking up to seeing the obese neighbor mowing the grass naked is disturbing. He also brought dad beers and a couple of his favorite cigars. I don’t understand what they are doing but mom does not seem happy one bit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: The Caulk-Shits Dilemma Onion ()
Date: May 22, 2019 08:23AM

sometimes I get the caulk-shits where my dirt is like a paste that smears all over the bottom of the bowl. The shit smears just stay there at the bottom no matter how many times I flush. I am worried what the rest of the family thinks when they happen upon my leavings. Since its all under water I dont know how to clean it. Any suggestions?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 22, 2019 09:09AM

The Caulk-Shits Dilemma Onion Wrote:
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> sometimes I get the caulk-shits where my dirt is
> like a paste that smears all over the bottom of
> the bowl. The shit smears just stay there at the
> bottom no matter how many times I flush. I am
> worried what the rest of the family thinks when
> they happen upon my leavings. Since its all under
> water I dont know how to clean it. Any
> suggestions?


A solid toilet brush with bleach cleaner can remove those groan throne streak marks. Actually that’s a good problem as not the IBS of cinder block or Hershey Highway variety. Still working on this monster but hope this strategy works for you.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: May 22, 2019 10:00AM

Hope all are well. Got yogurt and oatmeal going this morning along with a two mile walk.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: nano particle bowl material ()
Date: May 22, 2019 01:04PM

The Caulk-Shits Dilemma Onion Wrote:
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> sometimes I get the caulk-shits where my dirt is
> like a paste that smears all over the bottom of
> the bowl. The shit smears just stay there at the
> bottom no matter how many times I flush. I am
> worried what the rest of the family thinks when
> they happen upon my leavings. Since its all under
> water I dont know how to clean it. Any
> suggestions?


Forget a brush - what is the point of smearing feces from the bowl to a brush that you then have to store or clean somewhere else. You are just spreading feces all over your house. Dripping feces-water in a bucket, then a slop sink. Brushes are for mineral stains under the rim.

Grab a wad of tissue with two fingers then flush, when the water is at its lowest as the flushing hits it apex quickly jam the tissue onto the shit-smeared portion of the bowl. May take a couple tries. Be careful not to get shit on your fingies and wash carefully after.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 22, 2019 03:06PM

A great load has been lifted. I appreciate the support of the midwives. Dilation took some time, but what I gave birth too shall be named Jerome. A nasty big mass that had various formations and shapes that caused stitches to be put back my starfish in working order. It did hurt for considerable time, and I apologize if any sewer lines were or are backed up.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 22, 2019 04:07PM

It’s disgusting to come home from school, with two fat men farting in the living room. They are eating chicken wings and drinking beers watching gladiator movies.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 22, 2019 05:21PM

I'm eating light tonight, two biggie bags from Wendys were just 10 bucks plus tax. My bowels can handle that easily.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: pe6jh ()
Date: May 22, 2019 05:48PM

Does the guy talking about having a bowel movement like giving birth think he is funny or creative - you think when he posts the same exact dumb thing over and over he is 'teee heee this is funny?'

what a bore.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: May 22, 2019 07:09PM

pe6jh Wrote:
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> Does the guy talking about having a bowel movement
> like giving birth think he is funny or creative -
> you think when he posts the same exact dumb thing
> over and over he is 'teee heee this is funny?'
>
> what a bore.


I hope when you become older you’ll remember how much you harassed your elders.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 79u7s ()
Date: May 22, 2019 07:58PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> pe6jh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does the guy talking about having a bowel
> movement
> > like giving birth think he is funny or creative
> -
> > you think when he posts the same exact dumb
> thing
> > over and over he is 'teee heee this is funny?'
> >
> > what a bore.
>
>
> I hope when you become older you’ll remember how
> much you harassed your elders.

Honestly, If I take time every day to write silly, disgusting stories about having midwives help me give birth to my bowel movements and get stitches in my rectum; if Im doing that days in the week, over and over for years on end I hope my loved ones put me away or help me kill myself.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 23, 2019 06:40AM

I just called in sick, my bowels are at fault for this. I might as well call in sick tomorrow too and make it a 5 day weekend. Good thing me and my bowels work for the government and always have liberal leave.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 23, 2019 08:38AM

So glad to be going to where white people are. First Watch is delicious. Got the Buick looking sharp for frogger with foreigners and think today will be productive.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: waiting on dottards onion ()
Date: May 23, 2019 08:59AM

First Watch - the restaurant for people with nothing to do in their day. Retirees and PTA moms. Poor waiters have to do separate checks for every single dottard that walks into the place.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: detect onion ()
Date: May 23, 2019 10:06AM

pe6jh Wrote:
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> Does the guy talking about having a bowel movement
> like giving birth think he is funny or creative -
> you think when he posts the same exact dumb thing
> over and over he is 'teee heee this is funny?'
>
> what a bore.


Jr. high school just let out for summer break and suddenly the posts are more frequent. Coincidence?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: May 23, 2019 10:40AM

waiting on dottards onion Wrote:
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> First Watch - the restaurant for people with
> nothing to do in their day. Retirees and PTA
> moms. Poor waiters have to do separate checks for
> every single dottard that walks into the place.


Actually they have good service and food. My family and I go there and we like it. Healthy and good portions.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Laney's Big Salad ()
Date: May 23, 2019 12:30PM

Hello- New to this feed and have enjoyed your shared stories and just learning
of the Bristol Stool Chart. My deposits average a number 3 or 4 but can run the
gamut and are almost always horribly pungent. Presently trying hard to eat
healthier which is difficult on the road for work and eating more Subway turkey
breast sandwiches loaded with veggies instead of steak and cheese w/fries from
Paisano's. Target goal this August is for healthy gigantic drops with no more
odor than that of a hot biscuit as mentioned in the movie, The Road to
Wellville.

Taking a mulligan for upcoming Memorial Day Weekend with expected consumption
followed by deposits of many burgers, dogs, tater salad and deviled eggs. I
know the bowels are up to it but again... the stink will be unbearable even if
it is my own.

Look forward to meeting the... regulars. Happy long holiday weekend to all
for ringing in Summer 2019.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Lemon Yellow Bum ()
Date: May 23, 2019 01:39PM

LOL for big salad and regulars. I see what you did there. ^^^

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 23, 2019 02:09PM

Laney's Big Salad Wrote:
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> Hello- New to this feed and have enjoyed your
> shared stories and just learning
> of the Bristol Stool Chart. My deposits average a
> number 3 or 4 but can run the
> gamut and are almost always horribly pungent.
> Presently trying hard to eat
> healthier which is difficult on the road for work
> and eating more Subway turkey
> breast sandwiches loaded with veggies instead of
> steak and cheese w/fries from
> Paisano's. Target goal this August is for healthy
> gigantic drops with no more
> odor than that of a hot biscuit as mentioned in
> the movie, The Road to
> Wellville.
>
> Taking a mulligan for upcoming Memorial Day
> Weekend with expected consumption
> followed by deposits of many burgers, dogs, tater
> salad and deviled eggs. I
> know the bowels are up to it but again... the
> stink will be unbearable even if
> it is my own.
>
> Look forward to meeting the... regulars. Happy
> long holiday weekend to all
> for ringing in Summer 2019.


I feel very sorry your bowels shall experience grinding of gears but congrats on 3 and 4’s!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Capper ()
Date: May 23, 2019 03:26PM

I’m mid thirties. Is brown capping normal?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO Sockpuppet Onion ()
Date: May 23, 2019 04:19PM

Laney's Big Salad Wrote:
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> Hello- New to this feed and have enjoyed your
> shared stories and just learning
> of the Bristol Stool Chart. My deposits average a
> number 3 or 4 but can run the
> gamut and are almost always horribly pungent.
> Presently trying hard to eat
> healthier which is difficult on the road for work
> and eating more Subway turkey
> breast sandwiches loaded with veggies instead of
> steak and cheese w/fries from
> Paisano's. Target goal this August is for healthy
> gigantic drops with no more
> odor than that of a hot biscuit as mentioned in
> the movie, The Road to
> Wellville.
>
> Taking a mulligan for upcoming Memorial Day
> Weekend with expected consumption
> followed by deposits of many burgers, dogs, tater
> salad and deviled eggs. I
> know the bowels are up to it but again... the
> stink will be unbearable even if
> it is my own.
>
> Look forward to meeting the... regulars. Happy
> long holiday weekend to all
> for ringing in Summer 2019.


Brown Onion sockpuppet - you can tell by how fucking boring it is...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: May 23, 2019 04:56PM

The grains seem to be helping me a lot. As does the extra fruit. I could be wrong but kiwis seem to make a big difference.

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