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Hi Bib
Thank you for the kind words and yes that is her - she is very attractive and also plays Wii Just Dance in a very unique way. We first met at Home Depot when I was shopping for paint for a Science Fair Bowels project and she was purchasing a half dozen drop cloths for her gaming.
I had a fresh fruit salad for brunch with clear filtered water. For lunch Im having wheat grass compote on gluten free rice cakes with a small jicama walnut and lime juice salad.
btw her name is Judy but I call her 'Jules'
For lunch Im having a fresh fruit plate with soy vegan cheese and Kale salad.
jules and I are having troubles lately, she despises my dad and the neighbor - she says they are perverts. I tried to gently suggest that her gaming 'style' presented certain hygienic challenges and she might want to consider trying just urinating while gaming for a somewhat cleaner outcome.
she got mad, later I found she took a dump on my dad's George Forman grill in the kitchen. I threw it out into the neighbors yard before he saw it...
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Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
blooming onion.
()
Date: October 28, 2018 01:32PM
This is be kind to your bowels week!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: October 28, 2018 01:48PM
Hello dere!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: October 30, 2018 04:56AM
Hello! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy was wondering how all the BiB's are doing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Morning Merle
()
Date: October 30, 2018 07:06AM
7am guy checking in. STFU
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 30, 2018 07:25AM
I sit here with a thermos of coffee and breakfast on the groan throne. Not much dilation yet but hoping soon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 02, 2018 04:44AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has the weekends off the next couple weeks. 5am guy knows that the boss is getting ready to ask 5am guy to work the holidays this year again. 5am guy is the only one at work who has no family so 5am guy ends up working 12 hour shifts on Christmas and Thanksgiving.
5am guy just took a nice dump so 5am guy is happy about that. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the BiB's.
5am guy just took a nice dump so 5am guy is happy about that. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the BiB's.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 02, 2018 06:33AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has the
> weekends off the next couple weeks. 5am guy knows
> that the boss is getting ready to ask 5am guy to
> work the holidays this year again. 5am guy is the
> only one at work who has no family so 5am guy ends
> up working 12 hour shifts on Christmas and
> Thanksgiving.
> 5am guy just took a nice dump so 5am guy is happy
> about that. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the
> BiB's.
5 am those are hard hours but glad your bowels are doing okay. About to drop an illegal immigrant here.
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has the
> weekends off the next couple weeks. 5am guy knows
> that the boss is getting ready to ask 5am guy to
> work the holidays this year again. 5am guy is the
> only one at work who has no family so 5am guy ends
> up working 12 hour shifts on Christmas and
> Thanksgiving.
> 5am guy just took a nice dump so 5am guy is happy
> about that. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the
> BiB's.
5 am those are hard hours but glad your bowels are doing okay. About to drop an illegal immigrant here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 17, 2018 12:24PM
Hi everyone! Looks like I am in for a living hell next week. My parents are having over 10 guests for the Thanksgiving holiday and some of them are staying in our house several nights.
There will be mass consumption of gassy foods and cheap beer. My Uncle will be here and he farts worse than my Dad and the obese neighbor combined. Looks like I might wind up sleeping in the car again.
There will be mass consumption of gassy foods and cheap beer. My Uncle will be here and he farts worse than my Dad and the obese neighbor combined. Looks like I might wind up sleeping in the car again.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 17, 2018 01:47PM
Hello dere spring. How iz youre school going theze dayz?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 18, 2018 07:03AM
Heading over to Roy Rogers shortly for a sausage and egg platter with fried potatoes and biscuit with a side of sausage gravy. Will wash that down with a big cup of diet coke. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
toasted onion
()
Date: November 21, 2018 02:39PM
Thanksgiving day should be known as National bowel abuse day.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spinning signzzz
()
Date: November 21, 2018 03:09PM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has the
> weekends off the next couple weeks. 5am guy knows
> that the boss is getting ready to ask 5am guy to
> work the holidays this year again. 5am guy is the
> only one at work who has no family so 5am guy ends
> up working 12 hour shifts on Christmas and
> Thanksgiving.
> 5am guy just took a nice dump so 5am guy is happy
> about that. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the
> BiB's.
all these years working the graveyard - you must be one dumb mother fucker. Cookin your turkey in the basement in your CrockPot TM again this year?
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has the
> weekends off the next couple weeks. 5am guy knows
> that the boss is getting ready to ask 5am guy to
> work the holidays this year again. 5am guy is the
> only one at work who has no family so 5am guy ends
> up working 12 hour shifts on Christmas and
> Thanksgiving.
> 5am guy just took a nice dump so 5am guy is happy
> about that. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the
> BiB's.
all these years working the graveyard - you must be one dumb mother fucker. Cookin your turkey in the basement in your CrockPot TM again this year?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
trump ruined his bowels!
()
Date: November 21, 2018 04:47PM
lord, the stuff that fat slob eats!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 21, 2018 06:48PM
trump ruined his bowels! Wrote:
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> lord, the stuff that fat slob eats!
Trump is health and excellence in bowels
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> lord, the stuff that fat slob eats!
Trump is health and excellence in bowels
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
tjtc3
()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:00PM
gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising"
Cary has banned the user who continually posts fecal matter, dead abused bodies, and child porn from FFU - but the user persists - and is heading for an arrest and or to be disconnected from owning a PC / phone.
Abusing other users on the telephone company lines (incl data) is infact against the law and telephone company usage agreement.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dmuyc
()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:01PM
the intent of these posts is demoralization of troops, citizens of USA. it may be a chinese or hindu prisoner who is threatened to harass usa or die of starvation - or just as likely - a fx co gov employee sharon bulova empowered
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Get a clue and fool it...
()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:12PM
tjtc3 Wrote:
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>
> gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu
> daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is
> getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat
> "advertising"
>
>
Even the DNC isn't stupid enough to pay a political operative to flood this idiot site.
Real people don't take this site seriously.
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>
> gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu
> daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is
> getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat
> "advertising"
>
>
Even the DNC isn't stupid enough to pay a political operative to flood this idiot site.
Real people don't take this site seriously.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
one person does
()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:14PM
Get a clue and fool it... Wrote:
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>
> >
>
> Even the DNC isn't stupid enough to pay a
> political operative to flood this idiot site.
>
> Real people don't take this site seriously.
The forum trumptard. He really thinks he's striking a blow for trumptardism by tilting at the gerry windmill all day long here.
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>
> >
>
> Even the DNC isn't stupid enough to pay a
> political operative to flood this idiot site.
>
> Real people don't take this site seriously.
The forum trumptard. He really thinks he's striking a blow for trumptardism by tilting at the gerry windmill all day long here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
You have a point
()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:21PM
one person does Wrote:
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> Get a clue and fool it... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > >
> >
> > Even the DNC isn't stupid enough to pay a
> > political operative to flood this idiot site.
> >
> > Real people don't take this site seriously.
>
>
> The forum trumptard. He really thinks he's
> striking a blow for trumptardism by tilting at the
> gerry windmill all day long here.
I have said this before, but I think the Forum Trumptard and Gerry need each other. Both would be laughed off any decent forum where politics was discussed. So they stay here and needle each other...
There are other conservative and liberal posters who chime in. But I think it is a safe bet that at least half the liberal posts here are by Gerry at least half of the conservative posts are by the forum Trumptard...
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> Get a clue and fool it... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > >
> >
> > Even the DNC isn't stupid enough to pay a
> > political operative to flood this idiot site.
> >
> > Real people don't take this site seriously.
>
>
> The forum trumptard. He really thinks he's
> striking a blow for trumptardism by tilting at the
> gerry windmill all day long here.
I have said this before, but I think the Forum Trumptard and Gerry need each other. Both would be laughed off any decent forum where politics was discussed. So they stay here and needle each other...
There are other conservative and liberal posters who chime in. But I think it is a safe bet that at least half the liberal posts here are by Gerry at least half of the conservative posts are by the forum Trumptard...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
good B.M.'s
()
Date: November 21, 2018 08:20PM
Eat fruits and salads at almost every meal. Once or twice a month have a really good meal that you really enjoy. Do this and your bowels will work great!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 22, 2018 06:15AM
Hello dere folks. I shore iz thankful ta be in my new house dis thanksgivin. Me an my roomate gonna stay home taday an cook us a turkey an som stuffin an las knight I went ta tha salad bar at the Giant store an built a big salad so we got that an 2 cases of bud light beerz too! I shore doez wish everyone a happi thankgivins!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 22, 2018 07:49AM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Red onion it is great that you got your own house now, I hope you enjoy it very much!
I have to hang around here at home today with all the farting drunks but after dinner I am going to stay at my Grandmas house for a couple nights. I am looking forward to that!
I have to hang around here at home today with all the farting drunks but after dinner I am going to stay at my Grandmas house for a couple nights. I am looking forward to that!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2018 09:00AM
To red onion and spring onion, it’s my hope you both have a wonderful thanksgiving. To you your family and your bowels nothing but the best
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 22, 2018 10:14AM
I just had a threesome with my uncle and dad. They passed me back & forth while I sucked their dicks. Cum tastes pretty good and I think its bowel friendly. This is the best Thanksgiving ever!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 22, 2018 01:53PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> To red onion and spring onion, it’s my hope you
> both have a wonderful thanksgiving. To you your
> family and your bowels nothing but the best
Thank you mr brownonion. We jus got done eatin an my sister stopped by an gived us a nice apple pie. We are gonna watch footbalz an drink beerz the rest of tha day. God bless you an you family mr brownonion.
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> To red onion and spring onion, it’s my hope you
> both have a wonderful thanksgiving. To you your
> family and your bowels nothing but the best
Thank you mr brownonion. We jus got done eatin an my sister stopped by an gived us a nice apple pie. We are gonna watch footbalz an drink beerz the rest of tha day. God bless you an you family mr brownonion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2018 02:42PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To red onion and spring onion, it’s my hope
> you
> > both have a wonderful thanksgiving. To you your
> > family and your bowels nothing but the best
>
>
> Thank you mr brownonion. We jus got done eatin an
> my sister stopped by an gived us a nice apple pie.
> We are gonna watch footbalz an drink beerz the
> rest of tha day. God bless you an you family mr
> brownonion.
You’re a good man red onion. If possible can you update how fast this food moves?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To red onion and spring onion, it’s my hope
> you
> > both have a wonderful thanksgiving. To you your
> > family and your bowels nothing but the best
>
>
> Thank you mr brownonion. We jus got done eatin an
> my sister stopped by an gived us a nice apple pie.
> We are gonna watch footbalz an drink beerz the
> rest of tha day. God bless you an you family mr
> brownonion.
You’re a good man red onion. If possible can you update how fast this food moves?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 23, 2018 06:16AM
My bowels deserved what they got yesterday. I got a complete thanksgiving dinner from whole foods. Take THAT bowels!
As soon as Roy Rogers opens this morning I am going to get the sausage and egg platter with fried potatoes, biscuit and a side of sausage gravy. My bowels wont know what hit them!
As soon as Roy Rogers opens this morning I am going to get the sausage and egg platter with fried potatoes, biscuit and a side of sausage gravy. My bowels wont know what hit them!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 23, 2018 06:50AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> My bowels deserved what they got yesterday. I got
> a complete thanksgiving dinner from whole foods.
> Take THAT bowels!
>
> As soon as Roy Rogers opens this morning I am
> going to get the sausage and egg platter with
> fried potatoes, biscuit and a side of sausage
> gravy. My bowels wont know what hit them!
Here's to your entrails. I hope they endure this painful deluge somehow.
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> My bowels deserved what they got yesterday. I got
> a complete thanksgiving dinner from whole foods.
> Take THAT bowels!
>
> As soon as Roy Rogers opens this morning I am
> going to get the sausage and egg platter with
> fried potatoes, biscuit and a side of sausage
> gravy. My bowels wont know what hit them!
Here's to your entrails. I hope they endure this painful deluge somehow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
fan of OG
()
Date: November 23, 2018 07:21AM
I find Olive Garden food to be bowel friendly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 23, 2018 08:13AM
Spending the day with my Grandma at her home near Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw puzzles and are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is good to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at my house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well today!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 23, 2018 10:17AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Spending the day with my Grandma at her home near
> Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw puzzles and
> are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is good
> to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at my
> house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well today!
Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college so far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.
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> Spending the day with my Grandma at her home near
> Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw puzzles and
> are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is good
> to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at my
> house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well today!
Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college so far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 23, 2018 11:02AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spending the day with my Grandma at her home
> near
> > Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw puzzles
> and
> > are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is
> good
> > to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at
> my
> > house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well
> today!
>
>
> Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college so
> far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.
Hi Brown! I hope you had a nice turkey day. I don't start college till next fall, I am a Senior in HS this year. As long as my SAT score comes out good I should be accepted at Richard Bland which is the only 2 year Junior college in Virginia. My Grandma and parents will pay for that. If I get a high enough GPA at Bland I will have guaranteed acceptance at William and Mary and can go in as a Junior but I will have to take loans to go there. We will see how it goes. The 2 year degree will allow me to work as a registered nurse and I might start working and go to W&M part time. I have made some friends working at the hospital cafeteria and have gotten some good advice.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spending the day with my Grandma at her home
> near
> > Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw puzzles
> and
> > are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is
> good
> > to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at
> my
> > house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well
> today!
>
>
> Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college so
> far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.
Hi Brown! I hope you had a nice turkey day. I don't start college till next fall, I am a Senior in HS this year. As long as my SAT score comes out good I should be accepted at Richard Bland which is the only 2 year Junior college in Virginia. My Grandma and parents will pay for that. If I get a high enough GPA at Bland I will have guaranteed acceptance at William and Mary and can go in as a Junior but I will have to take loans to go there. We will see how it goes. The 2 year degree will allow me to work as a registered nurse and I might start working and go to W&M part time. I have made some friends working at the hospital cafeteria and have gotten some good advice.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Obese Neighbor
()
Date: November 23, 2018 02:27PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Spending the day with my Grandma at her home
> > near
> > > Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw
> puzzles
> > and
> > > are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is
> > good
> > > to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at
> > my
> > > house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well
> > today!
> >
> >
> > Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college
> so
> > far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.
>
>
> Hi Brown! I hope you had a nice turkey day. I
> don't start college till next fall, I am a Senior
> in HS this year. As long as my SAT score comes out
> good I should be accepted at Richard Bland which
> is the only 2 year Junior college in Virginia. My
> Grandma and parents will pay for that. If I get a
> high enough GPA at Bland I will have guaranteed
> acceptance at William and Mary and can go in as a
> Junior but I will have to take loans to go there.
> We will see how it goes. The 2 year degree will
> allow me to work as a registered nurse and I might
> start working and go to W&M part time. I have made
> some friends working at the hospital cafeteria and
> have gotten some good advice.
Hey Spring - your neighbor here. Please tell your dad I miss him very much and have forgiven him for losing the serving spoon from the green beans in my rectum. The doctor said that 'its not like its the first time you've come in with a foreign object in there...'
I really feel a connection with your dad. I hope your mom feels better as I noticed she spent most of Thanksgiving on the deck outside smoking cigarettes...
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Spending the day with my Grandma at her home
> > near
> > > Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw
> puzzles
> > and
> > > are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is
> > good
> > > to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at
> > my
> > > house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well
> > today!
> >
> >
> > Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college
> so
> > far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.
>
>
> Hi Brown! I hope you had a nice turkey day. I
> don't start college till next fall, I am a Senior
> in HS this year. As long as my SAT score comes out
> good I should be accepted at Richard Bland which
> is the only 2 year Junior college in Virginia. My
> Grandma and parents will pay for that. If I get a
> high enough GPA at Bland I will have guaranteed
> acceptance at William and Mary and can go in as a
> Junior but I will have to take loans to go there.
> We will see how it goes. The 2 year degree will
> allow me to work as a registered nurse and I might
> start working and go to W&M part time. I have made
> some friends working at the hospital cafeteria and
> have gotten some good advice.
Hey Spring - your neighbor here. Please tell your dad I miss him very much and have forgiven him for losing the serving spoon from the green beans in my rectum. The doctor said that 'its not like its the first time you've come in with a foreign object in there...'
I really feel a connection with your dad. I hope your mom feels better as I noticed she spent most of Thanksgiving on the deck outside smoking cigarettes...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 23, 2018 02:50PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Spending the day with my Grandma at her home
> > near
> > > Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw
> puzzles
> > and
> > > are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is
> > good
> > > to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at
> > my
> > > house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well
> > today!
> >
> >
> > Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college
> so
> > far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.
>
>
> Hi Brown! I hope you had a nice turkey day. I
> don't start college till next fall, I am a Senior
> in HS this year. As long as my SAT score comes out
> good I should be accepted at Richard Bland which
> is the only 2 year Junior college in Virginia. My
> Grandma and parents will pay for that. If I get a
> high enough GPA at Bland I will have guaranteed
> acceptance at William and Mary and can go in as a
> Junior but I will have to take loans to go there.
> We will see how it goes. The 2 year degree will
> allow me to work as a registered nurse and I might
> start working and go to W&M part time. I have made
> some friends working at the hospital cafeteria and
> have gotten some good advice.
Way to go spring onion. Please tell me you’re going into gastrointestinal medicine, so you can keep doctors with cruel intentions and sausage fingers at bay.
That’s a wonderful way of doing things and William and Mary is excellent!
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Spending the day with my Grandma at her home
> > near
> > > Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw
> puzzles
> > and
> > > are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is
> > good
> > > to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at
> > my
> > > house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well
> > today!
> >
> >
> > Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college
> so
> > far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.
>
>
> Hi Brown! I hope you had a nice turkey day. I
> don't start college till next fall, I am a Senior
> in HS this year. As long as my SAT score comes out
> good I should be accepted at Richard Bland which
> is the only 2 year Junior college in Virginia. My
> Grandma and parents will pay for that. If I get a
> high enough GPA at Bland I will have guaranteed
> acceptance at William and Mary and can go in as a
> Junior but I will have to take loans to go there.
> We will see how it goes. The 2 year degree will
> allow me to work as a registered nurse and I might
> start working and go to W&M part time. I have made
> some friends working at the hospital cafeteria and
> have gotten some good advice.
Way to go spring onion. Please tell me you’re going into gastrointestinal medicine, so you can keep doctors with cruel intentions and sausage fingers at bay.
That’s a wonderful way of doing things and William and Mary is excellent!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 23, 2018 04:46PM
As of right now my ultimate goal would be to obtain a degree in Kinesiology & Health Sciences. That is the study the human body,it's anatomy and function with emphasis on nutrition and digestive function. My hope is to someday work towards a cure for IBS.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion_
()
Date: November 23, 2018 04:50PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> As of right now my ultimate goal would be to
> obtain a degree in Kinesiology & Health Sciences.
> That is the study the human body,it's anatomy and
> function with emphasis on nutrition and digestive
> function. My hope is to someday work towards a
> cure for IBS.
Hi Spring! long time no see - I really miss your back rubs. Any chance you might want to go for a ride with me in my conversion van? Id be glad to contribute towards your college fund.
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> As of right now my ultimate goal would be to
> obtain a degree in Kinesiology & Health Sciences.
> That is the study the human body,it's anatomy and
> function with emphasis on nutrition and digestive
> function. My hope is to someday work towards a
> cure for IBS.
Hi Spring! long time no see - I really miss your back rubs. Any chance you might want to go for a ride with me in my conversion van? Id be glad to contribute towards your college fund.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 23, 2018 04:54PM
Verified Green Onion_ Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As of right now my ultimate goal would be to
> > obtain a degree in Kinesiology & Health
> Sciences.
> > That is the study the human body,it's anatomy
> and
> > function with emphasis on nutrition and
> digestive
> > function. My hope is to someday work towards a
> > cure for IBS.
>
> Hi Spring! long time no see - I really miss your
> back rubs. Any chance you might want to go for a
> ride with me in my conversion van? Id be glad to
> contribute towards your college fund.
Sure! Can I bring the obese neighbor? He mentioned something about tossing salad. I guess he wants to start talking about eating healthy.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As of right now my ultimate goal would be to
> > obtain a degree in Kinesiology & Health
> Sciences.
> > That is the study the human body,it's anatomy
> and
> > function with emphasis on nutrition and
> digestive
> > function. My hope is to someday work towards a
> > cure for IBS.
>
> Hi Spring! long time no see - I really miss your
> back rubs. Any chance you might want to go for a
> ride with me in my conversion van? Id be glad to
> contribute towards your college fund.
Sure! Can I bring the obese neighbor? He mentioned something about tossing salad. I guess he wants to start talking about eating healthy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
couch sleeper
()
Date: November 23, 2018 05:10PM
I had waaaay too much gravy with dinner last night. Thought I was farting middle of the night and sharted all over my mattress. Wife was none too pleased. She said I had to hose it off in the driveway before she gave it a bleach bath. The mattress is foam and soaked in a lot - its a total loss.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 23, 2018 05:24PM
couch sleeper Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I had waaaay too much gravy with dinner last
> night. Thought I was farting middle of the night
> and sharted all over my mattress. Wife was none
> too pleased. She said I had to hose it off in the
> driveway before she gave it a bleach bath. The
> mattress is foam and soaked in a lot - its a total
> loss.
You should have told us. I would have finished my shift early & me Brown Onion would have come over with spoons and had ourselves a Thanksgiving feast. We both love brown gravy.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I had waaaay too much gravy with dinner last
> night. Thought I was farting middle of the night
> and sharted all over my mattress. Wife was none
> too pleased. She said I had to hose it off in the
> driveway before she gave it a bleach bath. The
> mattress is foam and soaked in a lot - its a total
> loss.
You should have told us. I would have finished my shift early & me Brown Onion would have come over with spoons and had ourselves a Thanksgiving feast. We both love brown gravy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 24, 2018 06:51AM
It's Golden corral for breakfast today! Thinking of sausage patties belgian waffles covered in Mrs Butterworth's and 6 fried eggs! My bowels are in for it now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tea Stains Game Tonight!!!
()
Date: November 24, 2018 08:25AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> couch sleeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had waaaay too much gravy with dinner last
> > night. Thought I was farting middle of the
> night
> > and sharted all over my mattress. Wife was
> none
> > too pleased. She said I had to hose it off in
> the
> > driveway before she gave it a bleach bath. The
> > mattress is foam and soaked in a lot - its a
> total
> > loss.
>
>
> You should have told us. I would have finished my
> shift early & me Brown Onion would have come over
> with spoons and had ourselves a Thanksgiving
> feast. We both love brown gravy.
You are disgusting - also Tea Stains Game tonight at Tysons II. I hear white linen is all the rage in couch fabric this season so it should be a fantastic time. Brown is bringing a bolt of cheese cloth so we are meeting in the parking deck level 4 to each cut a swatch of that for underwear.
Lets hope the security guards dont remember us from last New Years;)
-------------------------------------------------------
> couch sleeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had waaaay too much gravy with dinner last
> > night. Thought I was farting middle of the
> night
> > and sharted all over my mattress. Wife was
> none
> > too pleased. She said I had to hose it off in
> the
> > driveway before she gave it a bleach bath. The
> > mattress is foam and soaked in a lot - its a
> total
> > loss.
>
>
> You should have told us. I would have finished my
> shift early & me Brown Onion would have come over
> with spoons and had ourselves a Thanksgiving
> feast. We both love brown gravy.
You are disgusting - also Tea Stains Game tonight at Tysons II. I hear white linen is all the rage in couch fabric this season so it should be a fantastic time. Brown is bringing a bolt of cheese cloth so we are meeting in the parking deck level 4 to each cut a swatch of that for underwear.
Lets hope the security guards dont remember us from last New Years;)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tennessee Tea Games are back?!?
()
Date: November 24, 2018 08:40AM
Tennessee Tea Games are back?!? Wow Ill have to see if I have any natural fabric dark slacks available. I prefer a gaberdine in the summer but I suppose a worsted wool might work if it were thin enough...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tea Stains McGee
()
Date: November 24, 2018 08:44AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Teabagger Tim
()
Date: November 24, 2018 03:28PM
Great news: A few of the gay pride activists from that TMOS thread will be joining us for the tea games this evening and offering their full cleanup services. This will be a night to remember.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 24, 2018 05:07PM
Taking it easy on my bowels for dinner I am just gonna have a triple whopper with no cheese, two large onion rings and a large oreo shake.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
We Need O
()
Date: November 24, 2018 06:44PM
Those cakes look terrible!
Like Carla's neck and arms. Or, better yet, Mike's family's ears!
Like Carla's neck and arms. Or, better yet, Mike's family's ears!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
SDM is Back!
()
Date: November 24, 2018 06:47PM
"I'm keeping track of the names. 64 happy fruit cake owners so far." But, he could not make it to Vegas!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BOAD Guy 6666
()
Date: November 24, 2018 09:17PM
How did the tennessee tea games go? I really wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of time listening to TMOS replays and finger banging my anus.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
We Need O
()
Date: November 24, 2018 11:14PM
Gay rights are cool!
Fruit cakes are not!
Fruit cakes are not!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 25, 2018 09:38AM
Hello dere BiB's! I had ta work yeserday but got tha day off taday. Goin ta fire up the ol webber kettle an cook me up some ribs I bought at tha food lion.
Maybe not so good for bowelz but gonna eat em anywayz. also will be drinkin some beerz while watchin the red zone on tha tv. Got me a case of the miller highlife in canz.
I shore do wishez good bowelz fo everyones.
Maybe not so good for bowelz but gonna eat em anywayz. also will be drinkin some beerz while watchin the red zone on tha tv. Got me a case of the miller highlife in canz.
I shore do wishez good bowelz fo everyones.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 25, 2018 12:30PM
Just got back from Fosters grill got 20 hot wings and 10 Asian wings. These are going to go good with football! My bowels may not like it but fuck them.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
water sprays for clean up
()
Date: November 25, 2018 12:39PM
BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> How did the tennessee tea games go? I really
> wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of time
> listening to TMOS replays and finger banging my
> anus.
We had a great time! Made it through 3 furniture stores and about a dozen couches and ez chairs before the mall guards caught on and threw us out. Brown brought one of those hand pump water sprays for clean up in the parking deck after - little cold but good enough to get us all home sitting on beach towels in the car. We just deposited the filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin there on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores account for this kind of fun and games damage from the public so no worries there.
-------------------------------------------------------
> How did the tennessee tea games go? I really
> wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of time
> listening to TMOS replays and finger banging my
> anus.
We had a great time! Made it through 3 furniture stores and about a dozen couches and ez chairs before the mall guards caught on and threw us out. Brown brought one of those hand pump water sprays for clean up in the parking deck after - little cold but good enough to get us all home sitting on beach towels in the car. We just deposited the filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin there on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores account for this kind of fun and games damage from the public so no worries there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 25, 2018 01:04PM
I just got home from Grandmas house. Turns out my Dad has tomorrow off work and so does the obese neighbor. They are already smoking a turkey in the obese neighbors driveway and they have a keg of beer I think left over from last night. Hopefully they will stay over across the street. Beer cans, pizza boxes and other trash are scattered in the basement and the downstairs toilet is clogged.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fellow bowel enthusiast
()
Date: November 25, 2018 08:30PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just got home from Grandmas house. Turns out my
> Dad has tomorrow off work and so does the obese
> neighbor. They are already smoking a turkey in the
> obese neighbors driveway and they have a keg of
> beer I think left over from last night. Hopefully
> they will stay over across the street. Beer cans,
> pizza boxes and other trash are scattered in the
> basement and the downstairs toilet is clogged.
Spring so sorry to hear of your troubles. Hopefully this doesnt end with the neighbor on the couch in his underwear farting all night. It wouldnt be rude to lock the doors, put the chains on the doors and lock the windows and just turn off the lights and go to bed. You could say you didnt know you were locking them out.
Good luck and please keep us posted
BiB
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just got home from Grandmas house. Turns out my
> Dad has tomorrow off work and so does the obese
> neighbor. They are already smoking a turkey in the
> obese neighbors driveway and they have a keg of
> beer I think left over from last night. Hopefully
> they will stay over across the street. Beer cans,
> pizza boxes and other trash are scattered in the
> basement and the downstairs toilet is clogged.
Spring so sorry to hear of your troubles. Hopefully this doesnt end with the neighbor on the couch in his underwear farting all night. It wouldnt be rude to lock the doors, put the chains on the doors and lock the windows and just turn off the lights and go to bed. You could say you didnt know you were locking them out.
Good luck and please keep us posted
BiB
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy
()
Date: November 26, 2018 06:15PM
water sprays for clean up Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How did the tennessee tea games go? I really
> > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of
> time
> > listening to TMOS replays and finger banging my
> > anus.
>
>
> We had a great time! Made it through 3 furniture
> stores and about a dozen couches and ez chairs
> before the mall guards caught on and threw us out.
> Brown brought one of those hand pump water sprays
> for clean up in the parking deck after - little
> cold but good enough to get us all home sitting on
> beach towels in the car. We just deposited the
> filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin there
> on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores
> account for this kind of fun and games damage from
> the public so no worries there.
Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing some time? That game is fun both indoors and outdoors.
-------------------------------------------------------
> BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How did the tennessee tea games go? I really
> > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of
> time
> > listening to TMOS replays and finger banging my
> > anus.
>
>
> We had a great time! Made it through 3 furniture
> stores and about a dozen couches and ez chairs
> before the mall guards caught on and threw us out.
> Brown brought one of those hand pump water sprays
> for clean up in the parking deck after - little
> cold but good enough to get us all home sitting on
> beach towels in the car. We just deposited the
> filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin there
> on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores
> account for this kind of fun and games damage from
> the public so no worries there.
Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing some time? That game is fun both indoors and outdoors.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2018 06:17PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just got home from Grandmas house. Turns out my
> Dad has tomorrow off work and so does the obese
> neighbor. They are already smoking a turkey in the
> obese neighbors driveway and they have a keg of
> beer I think left over from last night. Hopefully
> they will stay over across the street. Beer cans,
> pizza boxes and other trash are scattered in the
> basement and the downstairs toilet is clogged.
Truly horrible. On a plus note less than a year to college spring!
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just got home from Grandmas house. Turns out my
> Dad has tomorrow off work and so does the obese
> neighbor. They are already smoking a turkey in the
> obese neighbors driveway and they have a keg of
> beer I think left over from last night. Hopefully
> they will stay over across the street. Beer cans,
> pizza boxes and other trash are scattered in the
> basement and the downstairs toilet is clogged.
Truly horrible. On a plus note less than a year to college spring!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
London Bridge
()
Date: November 26, 2018 06:24PM
Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I really
> > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of
> > time
> > > listening to TMOS replays and finger banging
> my
> > > anus.
> >
> >
> > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> furniture
> > stores and about a dozen couches and ez chairs
> > before the mall guards caught on and threw us
> out.
> > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> sprays
> > for clean up in the parking deck after - little
> > cold but good enough to get us all home sitting
> on
> > beach towels in the car. We just deposited the
> > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin
> there
> > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores
> > account for this kind of fun and games damage
> from
> > the public so no worries there.
>
>
> Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing some
> time? That game is fun both indoors and outdoors.
Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and Ive never heard of this game - is it a variation on 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two lucky volunteers get on all fours head to head and party goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their heads until one of the participants coughs, chokes or slips and 'falls down.'
-------------------------------------------------------
> water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I really
> > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of
> > time
> > > listening to TMOS replays and finger banging
> my
> > > anus.
> >
> >
> > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> furniture
> > stores and about a dozen couches and ez chairs
> > before the mall guards caught on and threw us
> out.
> > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> sprays
> > for clean up in the parking deck after - little
> > cold but good enough to get us all home sitting
> on
> > beach towels in the car. We just deposited the
> > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin
> there
> > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores
> > account for this kind of fun and games damage
> from
> > the public so no worries there.
>
>
> Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing some
> time? That game is fun both indoors and outdoors.
Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and Ive never heard of this game - is it a variation on 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two lucky volunteers get on all fours head to head and party goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their heads until one of the participants coughs, chokes or slips and 'falls down.'
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy
()
Date: November 26, 2018 06:40PM
London Bridge Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> really
> > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track
> of
> > > time
> > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> banging
> > my
> > > > anus.
> > >
> > >
> > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > furniture
> > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> chairs
> > > before the mall guards caught on and threw us
> > out.
> > > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> > sprays
> > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> little
> > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> sitting
> > on
> > > beach towels in the car. We just deposited
> the
> > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin
> > there
> > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores
> > > account for this kind of fun and games damage
> > from
> > > the public so no worries there.
> >
> >
> > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> some
> > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> outdoors.
>
> Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and Ive
> never heard of this game - is it a variation on
> 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two lucky
> volunteers get on all fours head to head and party
> goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their
> heads until one of the participants coughs, chokes
> or slips and 'falls down.'
Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese cloth or any other lower garments. Most people just cut the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> really
> > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track
> of
> > > time
> > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> banging
> > my
> > > > anus.
> > >
> > >
> > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > furniture
> > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> chairs
> > > before the mall guards caught on and threw us
> > out.
> > > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> > sprays
> > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> little
> > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> sitting
> > on
> > > beach towels in the car. We just deposited
> the
> > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin
> > there
> > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores
> > > account for this kind of fun and games damage
> > from
> > > the public so no worries there.
> >
> >
> > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> some
> > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> outdoors.
>
> Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and Ive
> never heard of this game - is it a variation on
> 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two lucky
> volunteers get on all fours head to head and party
> goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their
> heads until one of the participants coughs, chokes
> or slips and 'falls down.'
Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese cloth or any other lower garments. Most people just cut the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 27, 2018 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. After working 12 hour shifts over the holiday weekend 5am guy is getting a couple extra nights off this week. 5am guy is going to Paint Bank Virginia to visit 5am guys cousin. 5am guys cousin has a house with running water but no toilets so 5am guy will be using a outhouse for a couple days. The good thing about a outhouse is that it never clogs up no matter how much you poop in it. The bad thing about outhouses is that they are cold in the winter and hot in the summer.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
naughtydelicious!
()
Date: November 27, 2018 08:03AM
Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> London Bridge Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> > really
> > > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track
> > of
> > > > time
> > > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> > banging
> > > my
> > > > > anus.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > > furniture
> > > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> > chairs
> > > > before the mall guards caught on and threw
> us
> > > out.
> > > > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> > > sprays
> > > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> > little
> > > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> > sitting
> > > on
> > > > beach towels in the car. We just deposited
> > the
> > > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash
> bin
> > > there
> > > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the
> stores
> > > > account for this kind of fun and games
> damage
> > > from
> > > > the public so no worries there.
> > >
> > >
> > > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> > some
> > > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> > outdoors.
> >
> > Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and
> Ive
> > never heard of this game - is it a variation on
> > 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two
> lucky
> > volunteers get on all fours head to head and
> party
> > goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their
> > heads until one of the participants coughs,
> chokes
> > or slips and 'falls down.'
>
> Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as
> Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese cloth
> or any other lower garments. Most people just cut
> the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best
> coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana
> Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.
Not familiar with these West of the Mississippi games - obviously private party games. Tennessee Tea Stains is played in public hence - naughtydelicious!
-------------------------------------------------------
> London Bridge Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> > really
> > > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track
> > of
> > > > time
> > > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> > banging
> > > my
> > > > > anus.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > > furniture
> > > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> > chairs
> > > > before the mall guards caught on and threw
> us
> > > out.
> > > > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> > > sprays
> > > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> > little
> > > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> > sitting
> > > on
> > > > beach towels in the car. We just deposited
> > the
> > > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash
> bin
> > > there
> > > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the
> stores
> > > > account for this kind of fun and games
> damage
> > > from
> > > > the public so no worries there.
> > >
> > >
> > > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> > some
> > > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> > outdoors.
> >
> > Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and
> Ive
> > never heard of this game - is it a variation on
> > 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two
> lucky
> > volunteers get on all fours head to head and
> party
> > goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their
> > heads until one of the participants coughs,
> chokes
> > or slips and 'falls down.'
>
> Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as
> Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese cloth
> or any other lower garments. Most people just cut
> the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best
> coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana
> Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.
Not familiar with these West of the Mississippi games - obviously private party games. Tennessee Tea Stains is played in public hence - naughtydelicious!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2018 08:15AM
Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> London Bridge Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> > really
> > > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track
> > of
> > > > time
> > > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> > banging
> > > my
> > > > > anus.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > > furniture
> > > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> > chairs
> > > > before the mall guards caught on and threw
> us
> > > out.
> > > > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> > > sprays
> > > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> > little
> > > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> > sitting
> > > on
> > > > beach towels in the car. We just deposited
> > the
> > > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash
> bin
> > > there
> > > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the
> stores
> > > > account for this kind of fun and games
> damage
> > > from
> > > > the public so no worries there.
> > >
> > >
> > > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> > some
> > > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> > outdoors.
> >
> > Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and
> Ive
> > never heard of this game - is it a variation on
> > 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two
> lucky
> > volunteers get on all fours head to head and
> party
> > goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their
> > heads until one of the participants coughs,
> chokes
> > or slips and 'falls down.'
>
> Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as
> Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese cloth
> or any other lower garments. Most people just cut
> the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best
> coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana
> Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.
You all have serious issues. Please visit a therapist of some sort.
-------------------------------------------------------
> London Bridge Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> > really
> > > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track
> > of
> > > > time
> > > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> > banging
> > > my
> > > > > anus.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > > furniture
> > > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> > chairs
> > > > before the mall guards caught on and threw
> us
> > > out.
> > > > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> > > sprays
> > > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> > little
> > > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> > sitting
> > > on
> > > > beach towels in the car. We just deposited
> > the
> > > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash
> bin
> > > there
> > > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the
> stores
> > > > account for this kind of fun and games
> damage
> > > from
> > > > the public so no worries there.
> > >
> > >
> > > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> > some
> > > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> > outdoors.
> >
> > Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and
> Ive
> > never heard of this game - is it a variation on
> > 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two
> lucky
> > volunteers get on all fours head to head and
> party
> > goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their
> > heads until one of the participants coughs,
> chokes
> > or slips and 'falls down.'
>
> Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as
> Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese cloth
> or any other lower garments. Most people just cut
> the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best
> coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana
> Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.
You all have serious issues. Please visit a therapist of some sort.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
broaden your outlook
()
Date: November 27, 2018 08:19AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > London Bridge Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> > > really
> > > > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost
> track
> > > of
> > > > > time
> > > > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> > > banging
> > > > my
> > > > > > anus.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > > > furniture
> > > > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> > > chairs
> > > > > before the mall guards caught on and
> threw
> > us
> > > > out.
> > > > > Brown brought one of those hand pump
> water
> > > > sprays
> > > > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> > > little
> > > > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> > > sitting
> > > > on
> > > > > beach towels in the car. We just
> deposited
> > > the
> > > > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash
> > bin
> > > > there
> > > > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the
> > stores
> > > > > account for this kind of fun and games
> > damage
> > > > from
> > > > > the public so no worries there.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> > > some
> > > > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> > > outdoors.
> > >
> > > Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years
> and
> > Ive
> > > never heard of this game - is it a variation
> on
> > > 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two
> > lucky
> > > volunteers get on all fours head to head and
> > party
> > > goers deposit their dirt on the backs of
> their
> > > heads until one of the participants coughs,
> > chokes
> > > or slips and 'falls down.'
> >
> > Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as
> > Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese
> cloth
> > or any other lower garments. Most people just
> cut
> > the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best
> > coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana
> > Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.
>
>
>
> You all have serious issues. Please visit a
> therapist of some sort.
You play with your shit with your sis and the 'midwives' we play our way. Stop being such a drama queen shithead.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > London Bridge Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> > > really
> > > > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost
> track
> > > of
> > > > > time
> > > > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> > > banging
> > > > my
> > > > > > anus.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > > > furniture
> > > > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> > > chairs
> > > > > before the mall guards caught on and
> threw
> > us
> > > > out.
> > > > > Brown brought one of those hand pump
> water
> > > > sprays
> > > > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> > > little
> > > > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> > > sitting
> > > > on
> > > > > beach towels in the car. We just
> deposited
> > > the
> > > > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash
> > bin
> > > > there
> > > > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the
> > stores
> > > > > account for this kind of fun and games
> > damage
> > > > from
> > > > > the public so no worries there.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> > > some
> > > > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> > > outdoors.
> > >
> > > Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years
> and
> > Ive
> > > never heard of this game - is it a variation
> on
> > > 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two
> > lucky
> > > volunteers get on all fours head to head and
> > party
> > > goers deposit their dirt on the backs of
> their
> > > heads until one of the participants coughs,
> > chokes
> > > or slips and 'falls down.'
> >
> > Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as
> > Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese
> cloth
> > or any other lower garments. Most people just
> cut
> > the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best
> > coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana
> > Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.
>
>
>
> You all have serious issues. Please visit a
> therapist of some sort.
You play with your shit with your sis and the 'midwives' we play our way. Stop being such a drama queen shithead.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 27, 2018 05:00PM
tonight I am eating three McDoubles a filet o fish large fries and two apple pies and washing it all down with two 40 ounce bottles of Icehouse beer. That will show my bowels who's boss!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Da Busta
()
Date: November 27, 2018 05:22PM
Those damn Queen Anne chocolate covered cherries will empty your guts. No room for error either. If your stomach makes the noise get ready to hit that toilet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 29, 2018 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in from Paint Bank. 5am guy just finished taking a outhouse dump. It is very cold here in Paint Bank and that made the outhouse dump uncomfortable for 5am guy. 5am guys cousin has shot two deer this week and later 5am guy is going to eat fresh deer meat. 5am guy will be heading home tomorrow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
backward and fetid
()
Date: November 29, 2018 09:04AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in from Paint Bank. 5am
> guy just finished taking a outhouse dump. It is
> very cold here in Paint Bank and that made the
> outhouse dump uncomfortable for 5am guy. 5am guys
> cousin has shot two deer this week and later 5am
> guy is going to eat fresh deer meat. 5am guy will
> be heading home tomorrow.
Thinking of you in a cold outhouse seems appropriate my friend. Poor, backward and fetid (look it up :)
Enjoy the outdoors and deer meat - I hope they were feeding in cornfields not wetlands.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in from Paint Bank. 5am
> guy just finished taking a outhouse dump. It is
> very cold here in Paint Bank and that made the
> outhouse dump uncomfortable for 5am guy. 5am guys
> cousin has shot two deer this week and later 5am
> guy is going to eat fresh deer meat. 5am guy will
> be heading home tomorrow.
Thinking of you in a cold outhouse seems appropriate my friend. Poor, backward and fetid (look it up :)
Enjoy the outdoors and deer meat - I hope they were feeding in cornfields not wetlands.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
brown splatter
()
Date: November 29, 2018 03:55PM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> tonight I am eating three McDoubles a filet o fish
> large fries and two apple pies and washing it all
> down with two 40 ounce bottles of Icehouse beer.
> That will show my bowels who's boss!
If I ate that my bowels could shut down the silver line.
-------------------------------------------------------
> tonight I am eating three McDoubles a filet o fish
> large fries and two apple pies and washing it all
> down with two 40 ounce bottles of Icehouse beer.
> That will show my bowels who's boss!
If I ate that my bowels could shut down the silver line.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 30, 2018 05:02AM
Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy got the shits from too much deer meat so 5am guy got a room at the Quality inn. Without a real toilet at 5am guys cousins house the shits would be bad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
peekza posting a miz
()
Date: November 30, 2018 05:06AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy got the shits
> from too much deer meat so 5am guy got a room at
> the Quality inn. Without a real toilet at 5am guys
> cousins house the shits would be bad.
Hi 5am guy. Go fuck yourself, you stupid, boring troll.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy got the shits
> from too much deer meat so 5am guy got a room at
> the Quality inn. Without a real toilet at 5am guys
> cousins house the shits would be bad.
Hi 5am guy. Go fuck yourself, you stupid, boring troll.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 30, 2018 07:57AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy got the shits
> from too much deer meat so 5am guy got a room at
> the Quality inn. Without a real toilet at 5am guys
> cousins house the shits would be bad.
Smart idea 5 am. When the antlers come out you can say you’ve birthed a twelve pointer.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy got the shits
> from too much deer meat so 5am guy got a room at
> the Quality inn. Without a real toilet at 5am guys
> cousins house the shits would be bad.
Smart idea 5 am. When the antlers come out you can say you’ve birthed a twelve pointer.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
John Curtis
()
Date: November 30, 2018 10:56AM
My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter. Since then, my bowel movements have gotten substantially bigger. They have grown so great in size that they will no longer fit down the toilet at the house. I find myself stealing my wife’s kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a flushable size. Because of this, I now do my bowel movements at work. My employer has those industrial toilets you see at most public venues that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never an issue flushing my bricks.
This is an inconvenience, of course, because I am not always regular.
How does one go about installing one of those jet engine sounding toilets at home? One of my buddies told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug below the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an inline auxiliary pump.
Also, are there custom performance modifications for these toilets? I would like to make it louder when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16 taking off with full afterburner.
Thanks in advance.
This is an inconvenience, of course, because I am not always regular.
How does one go about installing one of those jet engine sounding toilets at home? One of my buddies told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug below the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an inline auxiliary pump.
Also, are there custom performance modifications for these toilets? I would like to make it louder when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16 taking off with full afterburner.
Thanks in advance.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
plumbing onion
()
Date: November 30, 2018 01:58PM
John Curtis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> substantially bigger. They have grown so great in
> size that they will no longer fit down the toilet
> at the house. I find myself stealing my wife’s
> kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> flushable size. Because of this, I now do my bowel
> movements at work. My employer has those
> industrial toilets you see at most public venues
> that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never an
> issue flushing my bricks.
>
> This is an inconvenience, of course, because I am
> not always regular.
>
> How does one go about installing one of those jet
> engine sounding toilets at home? One of my buddies
> told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug below
> the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an inline
> auxiliary pump.
>
> Also, are there custom performance modifications
> for these toilets? I would like to make it louder
> when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> taking off with full afterburner.
>
> Thanks in advance.
You can order a toilet from Canada that works much better because they have no limit of 1.6 gallons per flush like the toilets sold in the USA.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> substantially bigger. They have grown so great in
> size that they will no longer fit down the toilet
> at the house. I find myself stealing my wife’s
> kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> flushable size. Because of this, I now do my bowel
> movements at work. My employer has those
> industrial toilets you see at most public venues
> that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never an
> issue flushing my bricks.
>
> This is an inconvenience, of course, because I am
> not always regular.
>
> How does one go about installing one of those jet
> engine sounding toilets at home? One of my buddies
> told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug below
> the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an inline
> auxiliary pump.
>
> Also, are there custom performance modifications
> for these toilets? I would like to make it louder
> when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> taking off with full afterburner.
>
> Thanks in advance.
You can order a toilet from Canada that works much better because they have no limit of 1.6 gallons per flush like the toilets sold in the USA.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
John Curtis
()
Date: November 30, 2018 04:48PM
plumbing onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> John Curtis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> > Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> > substantially bigger. They have grown so great
> in
> > size that they will no longer fit down the
> toilet
> > at the house. I find myself stealing my
> wife’s
> > kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> > flushable size. Because of this, I now do my
> bowel
> > movements at work. My employer has those
> > industrial toilets you see at most public
> venues
> > that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never
> an
> > issue flushing my bricks.
> >
> > This is an inconvenience, of course, because I
> am
> > not always regular.
> >
> > How does one go about installing one of those
> jet
> > engine sounding toilets at home? One of my
> buddies
> > told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug
> below
> > the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> > unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> > needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an
> inline
> > auxiliary pump.
> >
> > Also, are there custom performance
> modifications
> > for these toilets? I would like to make it
> louder
> > when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> > taking off with full afterburner.
> >
> > Thanks in advance.
>
>
> You can order a toilet from Canada that works much
> better because they have no limit of 1.6 gallons
> per flush like the toilets sold in the USA.
That doesn’t answer my question. I don’t want a shitty imported Canadian made toilet I want a U.S. made jet turbine industrial toilet.
-------------------------------------------------------
> John Curtis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> > Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> > substantially bigger. They have grown so great
> in
> > size that they will no longer fit down the
> toilet
> > at the house. I find myself stealing my
> wife’s
> > kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> > flushable size. Because of this, I now do my
> bowel
> > movements at work. My employer has those
> > industrial toilets you see at most public
> venues
> > that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never
> an
> > issue flushing my bricks.
> >
> > This is an inconvenience, of course, because I
> am
> > not always regular.
> >
> > How does one go about installing one of those
> jet
> > engine sounding toilets at home? One of my
> buddies
> > told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug
> below
> > the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> > unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> > needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an
> inline
> > auxiliary pump.
> >
> > Also, are there custom performance
> modifications
> > for these toilets? I would like to make it
> louder
> > when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> > taking off with full afterburner.
> >
> > Thanks in advance.
>
>
> You can order a toilet from Canada that works much
> better because they have no limit of 1.6 gallons
> per flush like the toilets sold in the USA.
That doesn’t answer my question. I don’t want a shitty imported Canadian made toilet I want a U.S. made jet turbine industrial toilet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 30, 2018 06:21PM
John Curtis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> substantially bigger. They have grown so great in
> size that they will no longer fit down the toilet
> at the house. I find myself stealing my wife’s
> kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> flushable size. Because of this, I now do my bowel
> movements at work. My employer has those
> industrial toilets you see at most public venues
> that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never an
> issue flushing my bricks.
>
> This is an inconvenience, of course, because I am
> not always regular.
>
> How does one go about installing one of those jet
> engine sounding toilets at home? One of my buddies
> told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug below
> the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an inline
> auxiliary pump.
>
> Also, are there custom performance modifications
> for these toilets? I would like to make it louder
> when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> taking off with full afterburner.
>
> Thanks in advance.
Canadian are best as made by whites for whites.
Fiber. Doctors are quacks. IBS is more than adding fiber.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> substantially bigger. They have grown so great in
> size that they will no longer fit down the toilet
> at the house. I find myself stealing my wife’s
> kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> flushable size. Because of this, I now do my bowel
> movements at work. My employer has those
> industrial toilets you see at most public venues
> that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never an
> issue flushing my bricks.
>
> This is an inconvenience, of course, because I am
> not always regular.
>
> How does one go about installing one of those jet
> engine sounding toilets at home? One of my buddies
> told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug below
> the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an inline
> auxiliary pump.
>
> Also, are there custom performance modifications
> for these toilets? I would like to make it louder
> when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> taking off with full afterburner.
>
> Thanks in advance.
Canadian are best as made by whites for whites.
Fiber. Doctors are quacks. IBS is more than adding fiber.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
John Curtis
()
Date: November 30, 2018 06:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> John Curtis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> > Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> > substantially bigger. They have grown so great
> in
> > size that they will no longer fit down the
> toilet
> > at the house. I find myself stealing my
> wife’s
> > kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> > flushable size. Because of this, I now do my
> bowel
> > movements at work. My employer has those
> > industrial toilets you see at most public
> venues
> > that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never
> an
> > issue flushing my bricks.
> >
> > This is an inconvenience, of course, because I
> am
> > not always regular.
> >
> > How does one go about installing one of those
> jet
> > engine sounding toilets at home? One of my
> buddies
> > told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug
> below
> > the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> > unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> > needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an
> inline
> > auxiliary pump.
> >
> > Also, are there custom performance
> modifications
> > for these toilets? I would like to make it
> louder
> > when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> > taking off with full afterburner.
> >
> > Thanks in advance.
>
> Canadian are best as made by whites for whites.
>
> Fiber. Doctors are quacks. IBS is more than adding
> fiber.
Can you read? I already explained that I do not want a Canadian toilet. If you cannot answer my question, shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask for your opinion on doctors, either.
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> John Curtis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> > Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> > substantially bigger. They have grown so great
> in
> > size that they will no longer fit down the
> toilet
> > at the house. I find myself stealing my
> wife’s
> > kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> > flushable size. Because of this, I now do my
> bowel
> > movements at work. My employer has those
> > industrial toilets you see at most public
> venues
> > that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never
> an
> > issue flushing my bricks.
> >
> > This is an inconvenience, of course, because I
> am
> > not always regular.
> >
> > How does one go about installing one of those
> jet
> > engine sounding toilets at home? One of my
> buddies
> > told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug
> below
> > the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> > unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> > needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an
> inline
> > auxiliary pump.
> >
> > Also, are there custom performance
> modifications
> > for these toilets? I would like to make it
> louder
> > when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> > taking off with full afterburner.
> >
> > Thanks in advance.
>
> Canadian are best as made by whites for whites.
>
> Fiber. Doctors are quacks. IBS is more than adding
> fiber.
Can you read? I already explained that I do not want a Canadian toilet. If you cannot answer my question, shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask for your opinion on doctors, either.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
baby-delivery fantasies
()
Date: November 30, 2018 07:23PM
John Curtis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > John Curtis Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> > > Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> > > substantially bigger. They have grown so
> great
> > in
> > > size that they will no longer fit down the
> > toilet
> > > at the house. I find myself stealing my
> > wife’s
> > > kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to
> a
> > > flushable size. Because of this, I now do my
> > bowel
> > > movements at work. My employer has those
> > > industrial toilets you see at most public
> > venues
> > > that sound like jet engines when flushed.
> Never
> > an
> > > issue flushing my bricks.
> > >
> > > This is an inconvenience, of course, because
> I
> > am
> > > not always regular.
> > >
> > > How does one go about installing one of those
> > jet
> > > engine sounding toilets at home? One of my
> > buddies
> > > told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug
> > below
> > > the toilet to install the 4 stage water
> turbine
> > > unit. I was also told the inlet water
> pressure
> > > needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an
> > inline
> > > auxiliary pump.
> > >
> > > Also, are there custom performance
> > modifications
> > > for these toilets? I would like to make it
> > louder
> > > when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> > > taking off with full afterburner.
> > >
> > > Thanks in advance.
> >
> > Canadian are best as made by whites for whites.
> >
> > Fiber. Doctors are quacks. IBS is more than
> adding
> > fiber.
>
> Can you read? I already explained that I do not
> want a Canadian toilet. If you cannot answer my
> question, shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask for
> your opinion on doctors, either.
Forgive Brown he is a scat-fetishist that likes baby-delivery fantasies about his bowel movements. A real sick dude. On another note why not fucking look up toilet reviews? you thinkin anyone here knows jack shit about toilets. Also stop eating so fucking much. High fiber diet only clogs the toilet if you eat like a fucking pig. If you are eating high fiber 1800 calorie per day diet you wont fill the fucking bowl you glutton.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > John Curtis Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> > > Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> > > substantially bigger. They have grown so
> great
> > in
> > > size that they will no longer fit down the
> > toilet
> > > at the house. I find myself stealing my
> > wife’s
> > > kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to
> a
> > > flushable size. Because of this, I now do my
> > bowel
> > > movements at work. My employer has those
> > > industrial toilets you see at most public
> > venues
> > > that sound like jet engines when flushed.
> Never
> > an
> > > issue flushing my bricks.
> > >
> > > This is an inconvenience, of course, because
> I
> > am
> > > not always regular.
> > >
> > > How does one go about installing one of those
> > jet
> > > engine sounding toilets at home? One of my
> > buddies
> > > told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug
> > below
> > > the toilet to install the 4 stage water
> turbine
> > > unit. I was also told the inlet water
> pressure
> > > needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an
> > inline
> > > auxiliary pump.
> > >
> > > Also, are there custom performance
> > modifications
> > > for these toilets? I would like to make it
> > louder
> > > when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> > > taking off with full afterburner.
> > >
> > > Thanks in advance.
> >
> > Canadian are best as made by whites for whites.
> >
> > Fiber. Doctors are quacks. IBS is more than
> adding
> > fiber.
>
> Can you read? I already explained that I do not
> want a Canadian toilet. If you cannot answer my
> question, shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask for
> your opinion on doctors, either.
Forgive Brown he is a scat-fetishist that likes baby-delivery fantasies about his bowel movements. A real sick dude. On another note why not fucking look up toilet reviews? you thinkin anyone here knows jack shit about toilets. Also stop eating so fucking much. High fiber diet only clogs the toilet if you eat like a fucking pig. If you are eating high fiber 1800 calorie per day diet you wont fill the fucking bowl you glutton.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 01, 2018 07:42AM
I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 01, 2018 08:23AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
Good luck spring onion. All of us are very proud of you. Here’s to you focusing on this and doing well!
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> I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
Good luck spring onion. All of us are very proud of you. Here’s to you focusing on this and doing well!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 01, 2018 08:53AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you haz a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some deep breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got my GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all nervous bout that test an someone tole me about takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck young man!
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> I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you haz a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some deep breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got my GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all nervous bout that test an someone tole me about takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck young man!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fhgdhbfff
()
Date: December 01, 2018 01:32PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
>
>
> That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you haz
> a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some deep
> breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got my
> GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck young
> man!
What rhe fuck troll are you trying to be now? Cheezburger cat? Fucking moron.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
>
>
> That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you haz
> a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some deep
> breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got my
> GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck young
> man!
What rhe fuck troll are you trying to be now? Cheezburger cat? Fucking moron.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 01, 2018 01:47PM
Well my SAT was a disaster! It started out OK and I felt like I was getting a lot of answers correct when a huge clamor erupted in the examination room. We were taking it in the gym and two guys clowning around running up and down the isles between desks smashing into desks, knocking laptops all over the place.
I look up and see its my dad and the obese neighbor. The Obese neighbor is dressed only in a tutu and cowboy boots and has a bit with reins attached and a giant red dildo attached to his nose. My dad is dressed like Santa except without pants behind the neighbor whipping him in the rear with a crop. He was shouting something about tea bags or teabagging Santa's helpers.
Security ended up chasing them out of the room but not before ruining the concentration of me and every student in the test.
I look up and see its my dad and the obese neighbor. The Obese neighbor is dressed only in a tutu and cowboy boots and has a bit with reins attached and a giant red dildo attached to his nose. My dad is dressed like Santa except without pants behind the neighbor whipping him in the rear with a crop. He was shouting something about tea bags or teabagging Santa's helpers.
Security ended up chasing them out of the room but not before ruining the concentration of me and every student in the test.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:00PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
>
>
> That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you haz
> a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some deep
> breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got my
> GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck young
> man!
Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to society, you got an education a good job. I appreciate your encouraging spring onion and let’s hope our buddy did well.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
>
>
> That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you haz
> a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some deep
> breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got my
> GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck young
> man!
Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to society, you got an education a good job. I appreciate your encouraging spring onion and let’s hope our buddy did well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
lil info 4 u
()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:38PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
> >
> >
> > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you
> haz
> > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> deep
> > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got
> my
> > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> > nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> young
> > man!
>
>
> Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> society, you got an education a good job. I
> appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> let’s hope our buddy did well.
You do know red onion is a nigger right?
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
> >
> >
> > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you
> haz
> > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> deep
> > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got
> my
> > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> > nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> young
> > man!
>
>
> Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> society, you got an education a good job. I
> appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> let’s hope our buddy did well.
You do know red onion is a nigger right?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:38PM
The fake postings are funny.
I just got out of the school and my SAT testing is done! I am pretty sure I did very well. Richard Bland junior college here I come!
I just got out of the school and my SAT testing is done! I am pretty sure I did very well. Richard Bland junior college here I come!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Obese Neighbor
()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:58PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The fake postings are funny.
> I just got out of the school and my SAT testing is
> done! I am pretty sure I did very well. Richard
> Bland junior college here I come!
Richard Bland? Why not go to nova and save the 12k room and board?
-------------------------------------------------------
> The fake postings are funny.
> I just got out of the school and my SAT testing is
> done! I am pretty sure I did very well. Richard
> Bland junior college here I come!
Richard Bland? Why not go to nova and save the 12k room and board?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 01, 2018 03:21PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The fake postings are funny.
> I just got out of the school and my SAT testing is
> done! I am pretty sure I did very well. Richard
> Bland junior college here I come!
It seems we have a comedian among us, and yes they are mildly amusing.
Kudos to you and are you still doing bowel related projects in science class?
-------------------------------------------------------
> The fake postings are funny.
> I just got out of the school and my SAT testing is
> done! I am pretty sure I did very well. Richard
> Bland junior college here I come!
It seems we have a comedian among us, and yes they are mildly amusing.
Kudos to you and are you still doing bowel related projects in science class?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
obvious onion
()
Date: December 01, 2018 04:05PM
lil info 4 u Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> luck!
> > >
> > >
> > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> you
> > haz
> > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> > deep
> > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> got
> > my
> > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> all
> > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> about
> > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> > young
> > > man!
> >
> >
> > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > let’s hope our buddy did well.
>
> You do know red onion is a nigger right?
You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser, right?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> luck!
> > >
> > >
> > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> you
> > haz
> > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> > deep
> > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> got
> > my
> > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> all
> > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> about
> > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> > young
> > > man!
> >
> >
> > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > let’s hope our buddy did well.
>
> You do know red onion is a nigger right?
You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser, right?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 01, 2018 07:19PM
obvious onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> lil info 4 u Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> > luck!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> > you
> > > haz
> > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take
> some
> > > deep
> > > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> > got
> > > my
> > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> > all
> > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> > about
> > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> luck
> > > young
> > > > man!
> > >
> > >
> > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt
> to
> > > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> >
> > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
>
>
> You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion
> / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> right?
I can’t speak for the others, but I’m one person.
Now let’s discuss your superior bowels.
-------------------------------------------------------
> lil info 4 u Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> > luck!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> > you
> > > haz
> > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take
> some
> > > deep
> > > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> > got
> > > my
> > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> > all
> > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> > about
> > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> luck
> > > young
> > > > man!
> > >
> > >
> > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt
> to
> > > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> >
> > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
>
>
> You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion
> / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> right?
I can’t speak for the others, but I’m one person.
Now let’s discuss your superior bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 02, 2018 06:32AM
I am getting ready for the Long John Silvers all you can eat bonanza now just over 4 hours away. Chicken, fish, hushpuppies, coleslaw and fries all unlimited! My bowels are shaking in fear right now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2018 07:15AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I am getting ready for the Long John Silvers all
> you can eat bonanza now just over 4 hours away.
> Chicken, fish, hushpuppies, coleslaw and fries all
> unlimited! My bowels are shaking in fear right
> now.
Oh my goodness. Wow I feel so sorry for your bowels. Wish I could send them a condolence card.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am getting ready for the Long John Silvers all
> you can eat bonanza now just over 4 hours away.
> Chicken, fish, hushpuppies, coleslaw and fries all
> unlimited! My bowels are shaking in fear right
> now.
Oh my goodness. Wow I feel so sorry for your bowels. Wish I could send them a condolence card.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Happy bowel day
()
Date: December 02, 2018 08:42AM
obvious onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> lil info 4 u Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> > luck!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> > you
> > > haz
> > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take
> some
> > > deep
> > > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> > got
> > > my
> > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> > all
> > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> > about
> > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> luck
> > > young
> > > > man!
> > >
> > >
> > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt
> to
> > > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> >
> > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
>
>
> You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion
> / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> right?
Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid losers rather than one.
-------------------------------------------------------
> lil info 4 u Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> > luck!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> > you
> > > haz
> > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take
> some
> > > deep
> > > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> > got
> > > my
> > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> > all
> > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> > about
> > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> luck
> > > young
> > > > man!
> > >
> > >
> > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt
> to
> > > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> >
> > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
>
>
> You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion
> / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> right?
Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid losers rather than one.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2018 08:56AM
Happy bowel day Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> obvious onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> > > luck!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> that
> > > you
> > > > haz
> > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take
> > some
> > > > deep
> > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite.
> I
> > > got
> > > > my
> > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember
> bein
> > > all
> > > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> > > about
> > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> > luck
> > > > young
> > > > > man!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> debt
> > to
> > > > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion
> and
> > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > >
> > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> >
> >
> > You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring
> onion
> > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> > right?
>
> Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> losers rather than one.
Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See what the superior bowel folks are true colors.
-------------------------------------------------------
> obvious onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> > > luck!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> that
> > > you
> > > > haz
> > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take
> > some
> > > > deep
> > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite.
> I
> > > got
> > > > my
> > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember
> bein
> > > all
> > > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> > > about
> > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> > luck
> > > > young
> > > > > man!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> debt
> > to
> > > > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion
> and
> > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > >
> > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> >
> >
> > You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring
> onion
> > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> > right?
>
> Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> losers rather than one.
Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See what the superior bowel folks are true colors.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Big loser
()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:05AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Happy bowel day Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > obvious onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish
> me
> > > > luck!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> > that
> > > > you
> > > > > haz
> > > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus
> take
> > > some
> > > > > deep
> > > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be
> allrite.
> > I
> > > > got
> > > > > my
> > > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember
> > bein
> > > > all
> > > > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole
> me
> > > > about
> > > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> > > luck
> > > > > young
> > > > > > man!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> > debt
> > > to
> > > > > society, you got an education a good job.
> I
> > > > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion
> > and
> > > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > > >
> > > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> > >
> > >
> > > You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring
> > onion
> > > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> > > right?
> >
> > Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> > losers rather than one.
>
>
> Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See
> what the superior bowel folks are true colors.
Not really. The dude is not funny at all even though he thinks he is. He just keeps repeatedly posting whatever to bump this thread.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Happy bowel day Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > obvious onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish
> me
> > > > luck!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> > that
> > > > you
> > > > > haz
> > > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus
> take
> > > some
> > > > > deep
> > > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be
> allrite.
> > I
> > > > got
> > > > > my
> > > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember
> > bein
> > > > all
> > > > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole
> me
> > > > about
> > > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> > > luck
> > > > > young
> > > > > > man!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> > debt
> > > to
> > > > > society, you got an education a good job.
> I
> > > > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion
> > and
> > > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > > >
> > > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> > >
> > >
> > > You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring
> > onion
> > > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> > > right?
> >
> > Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> > losers rather than one.
>
>
> Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See
> what the superior bowel folks are true colors.
Not really. The dude is not funny at all even though he thinks he is. He just keeps repeatedly posting whatever to bump this thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
mini wrapper
()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:52AM
Big loser Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy bowel day Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > obvious onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today.
> Wish
> > me
> > > > > luck!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> > > that
> > > > > you
> > > > > > haz
> > > > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus
> > take
> > > > some
> > > > > > deep
> > > > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be
> > allrite.
> > > I
> > > > > got
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I
> remember
> > > bein
> > > > > all
> > > > > > > nervous bout that test an someone
> tole
> > me
> > > > > about
> > > > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help.
> Good
> > > > luck
> > > > > > young
> > > > > > > man!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> > > debt
> > > > to
> > > > > > society, you got an education a good
> job.
> > I
> > > > > > appreciate your encouraging spring
> onion
> > > and
> > > > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > > > >
> > > > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You do know Brown Onion / red onion /
> spring
> > > onion
> > > > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid
> loser,
> > > > right?
> > >
> > > Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> > > losers rather than one.
> >
> >
> > Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See
> > what the superior bowel folks are true colors.
>
> Not really. The dude is not funny at all even
> though he thinks he is. He just keeps repeatedly
> posting whatever to bump this thread.
Where is shit-giffer when we need him most. Shit-giffer save us.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy bowel day Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > obvious onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today.
> Wish
> > me
> > > > > luck!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> > > that
> > > > > you
> > > > > > haz
> > > > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus
> > take
> > > > some
> > > > > > deep
> > > > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be
> > allrite.
> > > I
> > > > > got
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I
> remember
> > > bein
> > > > > all
> > > > > > > nervous bout that test an someone
> tole
> > me
> > > > > about
> > > > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help.
> Good
> > > > luck
> > > > > > young
> > > > > > > man!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> > > debt
> > > > to
> > > > > > society, you got an education a good
> job.
> > I
> > > > > > appreciate your encouraging spring
> onion
> > > and
> > > > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > > > >
> > > > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You do know Brown Onion / red onion /
> spring
> > > onion
> > > > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid
> loser,
> > > > right?
> > >
> > > Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> > > losers rather than one.
> >
> >
> > Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See
> > what the superior bowel folks are true colors.
>
> Not really. The dude is not funny at all even
> though he thinks he is. He just keeps repeatedly
> posting whatever to bump this thread.
Where is shit-giffer when we need him most. Shit-giffer save us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:53AM
Big loser Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy bowel day Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > obvious onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today.
> Wish
> > me
> > > > > luck!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> > > that
> > > > > you
> > > > > > haz
> > > > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus
> > take
> > > > some
> > > > > > deep
> > > > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be
> > allrite.
> > > I
> > > > > got
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I
> remember
> > > bein
> > > > > all
> > > > > > > nervous bout that test an someone
> tole
> > me
> > > > > about
> > > > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help.
> Good
> > > > luck
> > > > > > young
> > > > > > > man!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> > > debt
> > > > to
> > > > > > society, you got an education a good
> job.
> > I
> > > > > > appreciate your encouraging spring
> onion
> > > and
> > > > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > > > >
> > > > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You do know Brown Onion / red onion /
> spring
> > > onion
> > > > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid
> loser,
> > > > right?
> > >
> > > Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> > > losers rather than one.
> >
> >
> > Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See
> > what the superior bowel folks are true colors.
>
> Not really. The dude is not funny at all even
> though he thinks he is. He just keeps repeatedly
> posting whatever to bump this thread.
Why such hostility? Could you explain your anger against those of us with bowel problems?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy bowel day Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > obvious onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today.
> Wish
> > me
> > > > > luck!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> > > that
> > > > > you
> > > > > > haz
> > > > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus
> > take
> > > > some
> > > > > > deep
> > > > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be
> > allrite.
> > > I
> > > > > got
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I
> remember
> > > bein
> > > > > all
> > > > > > > nervous bout that test an someone
> tole
> > me
> > > > > about
> > > > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help.
> Good
> > > > luck
> > > > > > young
> > > > > > > man!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> > > debt
> > > > to
> > > > > > society, you got an education a good
> job.
> > I
> > > > > > appreciate your encouraging spring
> onion
> > > and
> > > > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > > > >
> > > > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You do know Brown Onion / red onion /
> spring
> > > onion
> > > > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid
> loser,
> > > > right?
> > >
> > > Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> > > losers rather than one.
> >
> >
> > Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See
> > what the superior bowel folks are true colors.
>
> Not really. The dude is not funny at all even
> though he thinks he is. He just keeps repeatedly
> posting whatever to bump this thread.
Why such hostility? Could you explain your anger against those of us with bowel problems?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 02, 2018 10:31AM
I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You should see how much food gets thrown away when the dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in the garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's too bad so much of it gets wasted.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2018 12:13PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You
> should see how much food gets thrown away when the
> dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate
> that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in the
> garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's
> too bad so much of it gets wasted.
Wow spring kudos on landing such a good job. That’s a shame to hear.
Have you studied Elvis Presley’s rectum?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You
> should see how much food gets thrown away when the
> dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate
> that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in the
> garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's
> too bad so much of it gets wasted.
Wow spring kudos on landing such a good job. That’s a shame to hear.
Have you studied Elvis Presley’s rectum?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 02, 2018 01:02PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You
> > should see how much food gets thrown away when
> the
> > dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate
> > that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in
> the
> > garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's
> > too bad so much of it gets wasted.
>
>
> Wow spring kudos on landing such a good job.
> That’s a shame to hear.
>
> Have you studied Elvis Presley’s rectum?
No but I read that when they did a autopsy on Elvis they found his colon heavily impacted and it weighed over 60 pounds.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You
> > should see how much food gets thrown away when
> the
> > dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate
> > that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in
> the
> > garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's
> > too bad so much of it gets wasted.
>
>
> Wow spring kudos on landing such a good job.
> That’s a shame to hear.
>
> Have you studied Elvis Presley’s rectum?
No but I read that when they did a autopsy on Elvis they found his colon heavily impacted and it weighed over 60 pounds.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
butt trouble
()
Date: December 02, 2018 03:02PM
I ate this for lunch. Will I have butt trouble?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
roofie in back of van w verified
()
Date: December 02, 2018 05:18PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You
> should see how much food gets thrown away when the
> dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate
> that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in the
> garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's
> too bad so much of it gets wasted.
accessing FFXU from your phone or wifi at work is probably one of the stupidest things you could do. those roofies from Verified Green Onion have fried your brain.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You
> should see how much food gets thrown away when the
> dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate
> that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in the
> garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's
> too bad so much of it gets wasted.
accessing FFXU from your phone or wifi at work is probably one of the stupidest things you could do. those roofies from Verified Green Onion have fried your brain.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
better than you onion
()
Date: December 02, 2018 07:38PM
obvious onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> lil info 4 u Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------------
>
>
> You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion
> / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> right?
^^^ Says the retarded loser who reads this stupid thread every day and lives for it.
-------------------------------------------------------
> lil info 4 u Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------------
>
>
> You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion
> / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> right?
^^^ Says the retarded loser who reads this stupid thread every day and lives for it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:06PM
better than you onion Wrote:
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> obvious onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> >
> -------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring
> onion
> > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> > right?
>
>
> ^^^ Says the retarded loser who reads this stupid
> thread every day and lives for it.
He’s probably agreed that and with his superior bowels loves reminding all of us of his yuppies like status.
-------------------------------------------------------
> obvious onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> >
> -------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring
> onion
> > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> > right?
>
>
> ^^^ Says the retarded loser who reads this stupid
> thread every day and lives for it.
He’s probably agreed that and with his superior bowels loves reminding all of us of his yuppies like status.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: December 03, 2018 05:00AM
5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is back at work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am guy enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank and 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump. 5am guy has the heater and the specialty lighting going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big Lots to get some later this morning. 5am guy send best wishes to all the bib's.
5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump. 5am guy has the heater and the specialty lighting going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big Lots to get some later this morning. 5am guy send best wishes to all the bib's.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 03, 2018 05:55AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is back at
> work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am guy
> enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank and
> 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
> 5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump. 5am
> guy has the heater and the specialty lighting
> going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of
> candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big Lots
> to get some later this morning. 5am guy send best
> wishes to all the bib's.
Good morning 5! Where’s Paint Bark? I’m getting ready for cinder blocks.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is back at
> work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am guy
> enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank and
> 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
> 5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump. 5am
> guy has the heater and the specialty lighting
> going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of
> candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big Lots
> to get some later this morning. 5am guy send best
> wishes to all the bib's.
Good morning 5! Where’s Paint Bark? I’m getting ready for cinder blocks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Chkrevmko
()
Date: December 03, 2018 10:01AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is back
> at
> > work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am
> guy
> > enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank
> and
> > 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
> > 5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump. 5am
> > guy has the heater and the specialty lighting
> > going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of
> > candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big
> Lots
> > to get some later this morning. 5am guy send
> best
> > wishes to all the bib's.
>
> Good morning 5! Where’s Paint Bark? I’m
> getting ready for cinder blocks.
You trying to have a conversation with your own troll only makes it more obvious, you low IQ fuckhead.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is back
> at
> > work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am
> guy
> > enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank
> and
> > 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
> > 5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump. 5am
> > guy has the heater and the specialty lighting
> > going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of
> > candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big
> Lots
> > to get some later this morning. 5am guy send
> best
> > wishes to all the bib's.
>
> Good morning 5! Where’s Paint Bark? I’m
> getting ready for cinder blocks.
You trying to have a conversation with your own troll only makes it more obvious, you low IQ fuckhead.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 03, 2018 10:03PM
Chkrevmko Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is
> back
> > at
> > > work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am
> > guy
> > > enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank
> > and
> > > 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
> > > 5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump.
> 5am
> > > guy has the heater and the specialty lighting
> > > going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of
> > > candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big
> > Lots
> > > to get some later this morning. 5am guy send
> > best
> > > wishes to all the bib's.
> >
> > Good morning 5! Where’s Paint Bark? I’m
> > getting ready for cinder blocks.
>
>
> You trying to have a conversation with your own
> troll only makes it more obvious, you low IQ
> fuckhead.
Why not contribute and share your bowels with us?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is
> back
> > at
> > > work on the 11pm to 7am shift once again. 5am
> > guy
> > > enjoyed his mini vacation down to Paint Bank
> > and
> > > 5am guy liked staying in a Quality inn.
> > > 5am guy is primed and ready to take a dump.
> 5am
> > > guy has the heater and the specialty lighting
> > > going in the mens room now. 5am guy is out of
> > > candles but 5am guy is planning a trip to Big
> > Lots
> > > to get some later this morning. 5am guy send
> > best
> > > wishes to all the bib's.
> >
> > Good morning 5! Where’s Paint Bark? I’m
> > getting ready for cinder blocks.
>
>
> You trying to have a conversation with your own
> troll only makes it more obvious, you low IQ
> fuckhead.
Why not contribute and share your bowels with us?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
talking to himself
()
Date: December 04, 2018 08:03AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
> >
> >
> > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you
> haz
> > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> deep
> > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got
> my
> > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> > nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> young
> > man!
>
>
> Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> society, you got an education a good job. I
> appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> let’s hope our buddy did well.
So for those of you interested in this pathology 'Brown Onion' aka 'Red Onion' aka 'Spring Onion' aka '5 am guy' loves talking to himself about feces and elimination. Here you see an example of his weak narrative. No one else here knows what 'red onion' refers to i.e. Virginia Prison in Pound. I just figured it out based on the news about Red Onion Prison.
Guy is just talking to himself all day about shit. Pretending to be a dozen other posters also talking about their bathroom activities.
Sick
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
> >
> >
> > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you
> haz
> > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> deep
> > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got
> my
> > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> > nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> young
> > man!
>
>
> Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> society, you got an education a good job. I
> appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> let’s hope our buddy did well.
So for those of you interested in this pathology 'Brown Onion' aka 'Red Onion' aka 'Spring Onion' aka '5 am guy' loves talking to himself about feces and elimination. Here you see an example of his weak narrative. No one else here knows what 'red onion' refers to i.e. Virginia Prison in Pound. I just figured it out based on the news about Red Onion Prison.
Guy is just talking to himself all day about shit. Pretending to be a dozen other posters also talking about their bathroom activities.
Sick
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bye cunt rag
()
Date: December 04, 2018 09:26AM
talking to himself Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> luck!
> > >
> > >
> > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> you
> > haz
> > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> > deep
> > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> got
> > my
> > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> all
> > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> about
> > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> > young
> > > man!
> >
> >
> > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > let’s hope our buddy did well.
>
> So for those of you interested in this pathology
> 'Brown Onion' aka 'Red Onion' aka 'Spring Onion'
> aka '5 am guy' loves talking to himself about
> feces and elimination. Here you see an example of
> his weak narrative. No one else here knows what
> 'red onion' refers to i.e. Virginia Prison in
> Pound. I just figured it out based on the news
> about Red Onion Prison.
>
> Guy is just talking to himself all day about shit.
> Pretending to be a dozen other posters also
> talking about their bathroom activities.
>
> Sick
I’m pretty sure its just more of retard Miz’s garbage. I say we image-fuck / destroy this thread too and watch Miz go whine to Cary again like the little cuntrag bitch that he is. That masturbating to saved by the bell should be ruined too, along with any other of the stupid threads he made.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> luck!
> > >
> > >
> > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> you
> > haz
> > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> > deep
> > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> got
> > my
> > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> all
> > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> about
> > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> > young
> > > man!
> >
> >
> > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > let’s hope our buddy did well.
>
> So for those of you interested in this pathology
> 'Brown Onion' aka 'Red Onion' aka 'Spring Onion'
> aka '5 am guy' loves talking to himself about
> feces and elimination. Here you see an example of
> his weak narrative. No one else here knows what
> 'red onion' refers to i.e. Virginia Prison in
> Pound. I just figured it out based on the news
> about Red Onion Prison.
>
> Guy is just talking to himself all day about shit.
> Pretending to be a dozen other posters also
> talking about their bathroom activities.
>
> Sick
I’m pretty sure its just more of retard Miz’s garbage. I say we image-fuck / destroy this thread too and watch Miz go whine to Cary again like the little cuntrag bitch that he is. That masturbating to saved by the bell should be ruined too, along with any other of the stupid threads he made.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 04, 2018 01:32PM
talking to himself Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> luck!
> > >
> > >
> > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> you
> > haz
> > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> > deep
> > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> got
> > my
> > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> all
> > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> about
> > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> > young
> > > man!
> >
> >
> > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > let’s hope our buddy did well.
>
> So for those of you interested in this pathology
> 'Brown Onion' aka 'Red Onion' aka 'Spring Onion'
> aka '5 am guy' loves talking to himself about
> feces and elimination. Here you see an example of
> his weak narrative. No one else here knows what
> 'red onion' refers to i.e. Virginia Prison in
> Pound. I just figured it out based on the news
> about Red Onion Prison.
>
> Guy is just talking to himself all day about shit.
> Pretending to be a dozen other posters also
> talking about their bathroom activities.
>
> Sick
No you are the sick one. Mocking sneering at those of us with a legitimate medical problem.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> luck!
> > >
> > >
> > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> you
> > haz
> > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> > deep
> > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> got
> > my
> > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> all
> > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> about
> > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> > young
> > > man!
> >
> >
> > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > let’s hope our buddy did well.
>
> So for those of you interested in this pathology
> 'Brown Onion' aka 'Red Onion' aka 'Spring Onion'
> aka '5 am guy' loves talking to himself about
> feces and elimination. Here you see an example of
> his weak narrative. No one else here knows what
> 'red onion' refers to i.e. Virginia Prison in
> Pound. I just figured it out based on the news
> about Red Onion Prison.
>
> Guy is just talking to himself all day about shit.
> Pretending to be a dozen other posters also
> talking about their bathroom activities.
>
> Sick
No you are the sick one. Mocking sneering at those of us with a legitimate medical problem.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 04, 2018 03:02PM
Got a crock pot full of chicken drumsticks with potatoes, carrots and onions simmering at home. When I get home tonight I am going to hit my bowels with that. It won't be pretty.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: December 05, 2018 04:58AM
5am guy checking in again here. 5am guy has been going to Denny's again for his lunch break at about 3am each day. The crazy girl that used to work at Denny's is in the state mental hospital in Staunton Virginia and she still sends 5am guy a letter a couple times a year. 5am guy is careful not to get with any more insane women. 5am guy has somewhat less than perfect mental health too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Katystevens
()
Date: December 05, 2018 05:17AM
That sound like jet engines when flushed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Question onion
()
Date: December 05, 2018 05:48PM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in again here. 5am guy has been
> going to Denny's again for his lunch break at
> about 3am each day. The crazy girl that used to
> work at Denny's is in the state mental hospital in
> Staunton Virginia and she still sends 5am guy a
> letter a couple times a year. 5am guy is careful
> not to get with any more insane women. 5am guy has
> somewhat less than perfect mental health too.
Is that Denny’s girl the same one who set you up in the hotel room to get gang raped by the group of black men? What a shame. She really seemed like a keeper.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in again here. 5am guy has been
> going to Denny's again for his lunch break at
> about 3am each day. The crazy girl that used to
> work at Denny's is in the state mental hospital in
> Staunton Virginia and she still sends 5am guy a
> letter a couple times a year. 5am guy is careful
> not to get with any more insane women. 5am guy has
> somewhat less than perfect mental health too.
Is that Denny’s girl the same one who set you up in the hotel room to get gang raped by the group of black men? What a shame. She really seemed like a keeper.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onionI
()
Date: December 05, 2018 06:07PM
I spent a 3 weeks fabricating a colon for Science Fair. I used latex and a mold I made by hand from clay. Took me a dozen trys to get the pour right so it was the right thickness. Then I painted it with 3 coats. It had a transected portion where you could open in it to view healthy, polyp laden and cancerous colon.
I had it in the den for safe keeping and my dad and the obese neighbor ended up using it as a sex toy - its ruined.
On a positive note I had an organic spring salad sandwich on flax seed bread with vegan mayo and tofu for after school snack.
I had it in the den for safe keeping and my dad and the obese neighbor ended up using it as a sex toy - its ruined.
On a positive note I had an organic spring salad sandwich on flax seed bread with vegan mayo and tofu for after school snack.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2018 08:20PM
spring onionI Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I spent a 3 weeks fabricating a colon for Science
> Fair. I used latex and a mold I made by hand from
> clay. Took me a dozen trys to get the pour right
> so it was the right thickness. Then I painted it
> with 3 coats. It had a transected portion where
> you could open in it to view healthy, polyp laden
> and cancerous colon.
>
> I had it in the den for safe keeping and my dad
> and the obese neighbor ended up using it as a sex
> toy - its ruined.
>
> On a positive note I had an organic spring salad
> sandwich on flax seed bread with vegan mayo and
> tofu for after school snack.
That’s super spring onion. The whole colon all of it. Hope you got an A.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I spent a 3 weeks fabricating a colon for Science
> Fair. I used latex and a mold I made by hand from
> clay. Took me a dozen trys to get the pour right
> so it was the right thickness. Then I painted it
> with 3 coats. It had a transected portion where
> you could open in it to view healthy, polyp laden
> and cancerous colon.
>
> I had it in the den for safe keeping and my dad
> and the obese neighbor ended up using it as a sex
> toy - its ruined.
>
> On a positive note I had an organic spring salad
> sandwich on flax seed bread with vegan mayo and
> tofu for after school snack.
That’s super spring onion. The whole colon all of it. Hope you got an A.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Grandma onion
()
Date: December 05, 2018 08:24PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onionI Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I spent a 3 weeks fabricating a colon for
> Science
> > Fair. I used latex and a mold I made by hand
> from
> > clay. Took me a dozen trys to get the pour
> right
> > so it was the right thickness. Then I painted
> it
> > with 3 coats. It had a transected portion
> where
> > you could open in it to view healthy, polyp
> laden
> > and cancerous colon.
> >
> > I had it in the den for safe keeping and my dad
> > and the obese neighbor ended up using it as a
> sex
> > toy - its ruined.
> >
> > On a positive note I had an organic spring
> salad
> > sandwich on flax seed bread with vegan mayo and
> > tofu for after school snack.
>
> That’s super spring onion. The whole colon all
> of it. Hope you got an A.
He said his dad and neighbor broke his fucking project, he wont be getting an 'A' Try learning to fucking read.
Sorry Spring that sucks.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onionI Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I spent a 3 weeks fabricating a colon for
> Science
> > Fair. I used latex and a mold I made by hand
> from
> > clay. Took me a dozen trys to get the pour
> right
> > so it was the right thickness. Then I painted
> it
> > with 3 coats. It had a transected portion
> where
> > you could open in it to view healthy, polyp
> laden
> > and cancerous colon.
> >
> > I had it in the den for safe keeping and my dad
> > and the obese neighbor ended up using it as a
> sex
> > toy - its ruined.
> >
> > On a positive note I had an organic spring
> salad
> > sandwich on flax seed bread with vegan mayo and
> > tofu for after school snack.
>
> That’s super spring onion. The whole colon all
> of it. Hope you got an A.
He said his dad and neighbor broke his fucking project, he wont be getting an 'A' Try learning to fucking read.
Sorry Spring that sucks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 06, 2018 08:21PM
I cooked a couple half pound hamburger patties and put them on toasted english muffins with bacon, cheese and extra mayo. I think my bowels might not like this but we will see.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: December 07, 2018 04:59AM
5am guy checking in again. 5am guy got a email from his boss that is basically asking 5am guy to work 12 hour shifts the entire week between Christmas eve and new years. 5am guy is getting stuck with this schedule because 5am guy has no family other than his Mom who is in the nursing home. 5am guy will be working 9 pm to 9am shifts all throughout the Christmas holiday. This is affecting 5am guys bowels negatively.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
play with your shit - its FUN!
()
Date: December 07, 2018 08:16AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy got a email
> from his boss that is basically asking 5am guy to
> work 12 hour shifts the entire week between
> Christmas eve and new years. 5am guy is getting
> stuck with this schedule because 5am guy has no
> family other than his Mom who is in the nursing
> home. 5am guy will be working 9 pm to 9am shifts
> all throughout the Christmas holiday. This is
> affecting 5am guys bowels negatively.
This imaginary character is a loser. Cant you write something uplifting for him - I liked it when he was dating an insane fatty from iHop.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy got a email
> from his boss that is basically asking 5am guy to
> work 12 hour shifts the entire week between
> Christmas eve and new years. 5am guy is getting
> stuck with this schedule because 5am guy has no
> family other than his Mom who is in the nursing
> home. 5am guy will be working 9 pm to 9am shifts
> all throughout the Christmas holiday. This is
> affecting 5am guys bowels negatively.
This imaginary character is a loser. Cant you write something uplifting for him - I liked it when he was dating an insane fatty from iHop.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy fan
()
Date: December 07, 2018 10:32AM
5 am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy checking in. 5 am guy ended up going to
> Dennys girls house again. 5 am guy strangely and
> suddenly felt very tired. 5 am guy ended up in bed
> with Dennys girl. 5 am guy started having sex with
> Dennys girl. Dennys girl stunk like rotted
> codfish. After sex with the Dennys girl 5 am guy
> heard her on her phone whispering. 5 black men
> came into the room shortly after and gang banged 5
> am guy for several hours. 5 am guy thinks Dennys
> girl took video while it happened. Afterwards one
> of the black men gave Dennys girl a tiny baggie of
> what looked like small white rocks. Dennys girl
> told 5 am guy to leave. 5 am guy is now back home
> on the toilet, shitting out large clumps of white
> goo. 5 am guys bowels have never felt so much
> pain. 5 am guy feels dirty and confused. 5 am guy
> wishes he had those black men's phone numbers
> because he would like to do that again.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy checking in. 5 am guy ended up going to
> Dennys girls house again. 5 am guy strangely and
> suddenly felt very tired. 5 am guy ended up in bed
> with Dennys girl. 5 am guy started having sex with
> Dennys girl. Dennys girl stunk like rotted
> codfish. After sex with the Dennys girl 5 am guy
> heard her on her phone whispering. 5 black men
> came into the room shortly after and gang banged 5
> am guy for several hours. 5 am guy thinks Dennys
> girl took video while it happened. Afterwards one
> of the black men gave Dennys girl a tiny baggie of
> what looked like small white rocks. Dennys girl
> told 5 am guy to leave. 5 am guy is now back home
> on the toilet, shitting out large clumps of white
> goo. 5 am guys bowels have never felt so much
> pain. 5 am guy feels dirty and confused. 5 am guy
> wishes he had those black men's phone numbers
> because he would like to do that again.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2018 03:31PM
5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy got a email
> from his boss that is basically asking 5am guy to
> work 12 hour shifts the entire week between
> Christmas eve and new years. 5am guy is getting
> stuck with this schedule because 5am guy has no
> family other than his Mom who is in the nursing
> home. 5am guy will be working 9 pm to 9am shifts
> all throughout the Christmas holiday. This is
> affecting 5am guys bowels negatively.
It seems your boss is the grinch.
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> 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy got a email
> from his boss that is basically asking 5am guy to
> work 12 hour shifts the entire week between
> Christmas eve and new years. 5am guy is getting
> stuck with this schedule because 5am guy has no
> family other than his Mom who is in the nursing
> home. 5am guy will be working 9 pm to 9am shifts
> all throughout the Christmas holiday. This is
> affecting 5am guys bowels negatively.
It seems your boss is the grinch.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
lover of sockpuppet poo accounts
()
Date: December 07, 2018 04:15PM
5am guy fan Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am guy checking in. 5 am guy ended up going
> to
> > Dennys girls house again. 5 am guy strangely
> and
> > suddenly felt very tired. 5 am guy ended up in
> bed
> > with Dennys girl. 5 am guy started having sex
> with
> > Dennys girl. Dennys girl stunk like rotted
> > codfish. After sex with the Dennys girl 5 am
> guy
> > heard her on her phone whispering. 5 black men
> > came into the room shortly after and gang banged
> 5
> > am guy for several hours. 5 am guy thinks
> Dennys
> > girl took video while it happened. Afterwards
> one
> > of the black men gave Dennys girl a tiny baggie
> of
> > what looked like small white rocks. Dennys girl
> > told 5 am guy to leave. 5 am guy is now back
> home
> > on the toilet, shitting out large clumps of
> white
> > goo. 5 am guys bowels have never felt so much
> > pain. 5 am guy feels dirty and confused. 5 am
> guy
> > wishes he had those black men's phone numbers
> > because he would like to do that again.
better - thanks!
now where is that faggot verified onion fake account?
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am guy checking in. 5 am guy ended up going
> to
> > Dennys girls house again. 5 am guy strangely
> and
> > suddenly felt very tired. 5 am guy ended up in
> bed
> > with Dennys girl. 5 am guy started having sex
> with
> > Dennys girl. Dennys girl stunk like rotted
> > codfish. After sex with the Dennys girl 5 am
> guy
> > heard her on her phone whispering. 5 black men
> > came into the room shortly after and gang banged
> 5
> > am guy for several hours. 5 am guy thinks
> Dennys
> > girl took video while it happened. Afterwards
> one
> > of the black men gave Dennys girl a tiny baggie
> of
> > what looked like small white rocks. Dennys girl
> > told 5 am guy to leave. 5 am guy is now back
> home
> > on the toilet, shitting out large clumps of
> white
> > goo. 5 am guys bowels have never felt so much
> > pain. 5 am guy feels dirty and confused. 5 am
> guy
> > wishes he had those black men's phone numbers
> > because he would like to do that again.
better - thanks!
now where is that faggot verified onion fake account?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 08, 2018 07:21AM
I jus wanted ta wish a vury happi holliday seazon ta all yall BiB'z out there!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 08, 2018 09:21AM
Working at the hospital kitchen again today. I have been noticing that some of the African-American ladies that work in the kitchen put cans of food and other items in their bags and sneak them out. I don't judge anyone by race but I never see any of the white employees stealing stuff. It's kind of sad that they need to steal.
Happy holidays to you too Red onion
Happy holidays to you too Red onion
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 08, 2018 02:28PM
I cant wait till they finish the Sonic in Manassas. Yesterday I was in Winchester so I went to Sonic and ate two footlong chili cheese hotdogs smothered in grilled onions, large fries and a concrete shake. When I got home I had to run to the bathroom for an all out ass explosion!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Grandma onion
()
Date: December 08, 2018 02:31PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I cant wait till they finish the Sonic in
> Manassas. Yesterday I was in Winchester so I went
> to Sonic and ate two footlong chili cheese hotdogs
> smothered in grilled onions, large fries and a
> concrete shake. When I got home I had to run to
> the bathroom for an all out ass explosion!
That was from the footlong you took up your ass.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I cant wait till they finish the Sonic in
> Manassas. Yesterday I was in Winchester so I went
> to Sonic and ate two footlong chili cheese hotdogs
> smothered in grilled onions, large fries and a
> concrete shake. When I got home I had to run to
> the bathroom for an all out ass explosion!
That was from the footlong you took up your ass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 08, 2018 04:37PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Working at the hospital kitchen again today. I
> have been noticing that some of the
> African-American ladies that work in the kitchen
> put cans of food and other items in their bags and
> sneak them out. I don't judge anyone by race but I
> never see any of the white employees stealing
> stuff. It's kind of sad that they need to steal.
>
> Happy holidays to you too Red onion
Thank you sping onionz. You know white folkz steal too but they iz a hole lot less likely ta get caught becauze most ov the poelice in this country iz racist. I hopez you has a great christmaz sping onionz.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Working at the hospital kitchen again today. I
> have been noticing that some of the
> African-American ladies that work in the kitchen
> put cans of food and other items in their bags and
> sneak them out. I don't judge anyone by race but I
> never see any of the white employees stealing
> stuff. It's kind of sad that they need to steal.
>
> Happy holidays to you too Red onion
Thank you sping onionz. You know white folkz steal too but they iz a hole lot less likely ta get caught becauze most ov the poelice in this country iz racist. I hopez you has a great christmaz sping onionz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:23AM
I am not working today but I wish I was. My Dad is trying to assemble the Christmas tree and he is messing it all up. He has been drinking Busch beer in cans all morning. Our tree is like 20 years old and he has to use zip ties, electrical tape and wire to rig it all up. I wish he would just buy a new tree.
My Mom has a crockpot full of chili going on the kitchen counter so I suspect the obese neighbor is coming over to watch football later. It is going to be like a fart factory around here later.
My Mom has a crockpot full of chili going on the kitchen counter so I suspect the obese neighbor is coming over to watch football later. It is going to be like a fart factory around here later.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
lick my feces pls
()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:25AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Working at the hospital kitchen again today. I
> have been noticing that some of the
> African-American ladies that work in the kitchen
> put cans of food and other items in their bags and
> sneak them out. I don't judge anyone by race but I
> never see any of the white employees stealing
> stuff. It's kind of sad that they need to steal.
>
> Happy holidays to you too Red onion
Such an innocent observation - sounds like something Brown Onion might say. What original sockpuppet theater.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Working at the hospital kitchen again today. I
> have been noticing that some of the
> African-American ladies that work in the kitchen
> put cans of food and other items in their bags and
> sneak them out. I don't judge anyone by race but I
> never see any of the white employees stealing
> stuff. It's kind of sad that they need to steal.
>
> Happy holidays to you too Red onion
Such an innocent observation - sounds like something Brown Onion might say. What original sockpuppet theater.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Rastaman
()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:27AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am not working today but I wish I was. My Dad is
> trying to assemble the Christmas tree and he is
> messing it all up. He has been drinking Busch beer
> in cans all morning. Our tree is like 20 years old
> and he has to use zip ties, electrical tape and
> wire to rig it all up. I wish he would just buy a
> new tree.
> My Mom has a crockpot full of chili going on the
> kitchen counter so I suspect the obese neighbor is
> coming over to watch football later. It is going
> to be like a fart factory around here later.
My advice to you is to go up to your room and smoke marijuana mon
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am not working today but I wish I was. My Dad is
> trying to assemble the Christmas tree and he is
> messing it all up. He has been drinking Busch beer
> in cans all morning. Our tree is like 20 years old
> and he has to use zip ties, electrical tape and
> wire to rig it all up. I wish he would just buy a
> new tree.
> My Mom has a crockpot full of chili going on the
> kitchen counter so I suspect the obese neighbor is
> coming over to watch football later. It is going
> to be like a fart factory around here later.
My advice to you is to go up to your room and smoke marijuana mon
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
giant sex toy
()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:41AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am not working today but I wish I was. My Dad is
> trying to assemble the Christmas tree and he is
> messing it all up. He has been drinking Busch beer
> in cans all morning. Our tree is like 20 years old
> and he has to use zip ties, electrical tape and
> wire to rig it all up. I wish he would just buy a
> new tree.
> My Mom has a crockpot full of chili going on the
> kitchen counter so I suspect the obese neighbor is
> coming over to watch football later. It is going
> to be like a fart factory around here later.
That tree is a giant sex toy for the neighbor - Id hose it down with bleach bro.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am not working today but I wish I was. My Dad is
> trying to assemble the Christmas tree and he is
> messing it all up. He has been drinking Busch beer
> in cans all morning. Our tree is like 20 years old
> and he has to use zip ties, electrical tape and
> wire to rig it all up. I wish he would just buy a
> new tree.
> My Mom has a crockpot full of chili going on the
> kitchen counter so I suspect the obese neighbor is
> coming over to watch football later. It is going
> to be like a fart factory around here later.
That tree is a giant sex toy for the neighbor - Id hose it down with bleach bro.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 09, 2018 03:55PM
My Dad was too drunk to drive so he made me go to little Caesars and get 4 pizzas and 2 crazy breads. The obese neighbor took a dump in the powder room without turning on the fan and stunk up the whole house. Thank God I will be able to move to my Grandmas house in less than 6 months.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 10, 2018 05:09PM
Looks like another footlong double meat big hot pastrami and cheese sub from subway tonight. I am going to get one on the way home. My bowels are in for it now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Social Service Onion
()
Date: December 10, 2018 05:14PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My Dad was too drunk to drive so he made me go to
> little Caesars and get 4 pizzas and 2 crazy
> breads. The obese neighbor took a dump in the
> powder room without turning on the fan and stunk
> up the whole house. Thank God I will be able to
> move to my Grandmas house in less than 6 months.
time for revenge spring - get stink bombs online and put them under rugs, chairs toilet seats in your neighbors house. One of those will clear the house for half the day. Has your neighbor touched you or exposed himself in any way to you?
-------------------------------------------------------
> My Dad was too drunk to drive so he made me go to
> little Caesars and get 4 pizzas and 2 crazy
> breads. The obese neighbor took a dump in the
> powder room without turning on the fan and stunk
> up the whole house. Thank God I will be able to
> move to my Grandmas house in less than 6 months.
time for revenge spring - get stink bombs online and put them under rugs, chairs toilet seats in your neighbors house. One of those will clear the house for half the day. Has your neighbor touched you or exposed himself in any way to you?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Lifetime Fitness
()
Date: December 10, 2018 05:28PM
Lifetime Fitness has sandpaper for toilet tissue. Sadistic cheap fucks. Fuck em I use the small towels now and chuck them in the bin.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
therapeutic onion
()
Date: December 10, 2018 08:43PM
This thread may be of help to others in a therapeutic kind of way.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: December 11, 2018 04:40AM
5am guy checking in again. 5am guys co-workers had a chili cook off yesterday and they left 5am guy several types of chili in tupperware containers in the office refrigerator. I think they feel sorry for 5am guy because 5am guy works the graveyard shift alone and has done so for over 13 years.
5am guy ate some turkey chili and ritz crackers about 2 hours ago and now 5am guy is experiencing gas and bloating. 5am guys bowels are now in distress.
5am guy ate some turkey chili and ritz crackers about 2 hours ago and now 5am guy is experiencing gas and bloating. 5am guys bowels are now in distress.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 11, 2018 09:02AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in again. 5am guys co-workers had
> a chili cook off yesterday and they left 5am guy
> several types of chili in tupperware containers in
> the office refrigerator. I think they feel sorry
> for 5am guy because 5am guy works the graveyard
> shift alone and has done so for over 13 years.
> 5am guy ate some turkey chili and ritz crackers
> about 2 hours ago and now 5am guy is experiencing
> gas and bloating. 5am guys bowels are now in
> distress.
That is terrible. Where should rescue folks be sent?
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in again. 5am guys co-workers had
> a chili cook off yesterday and they left 5am guy
> several types of chili in tupperware containers in
> the office refrigerator. I think they feel sorry
> for 5am guy because 5am guy works the graveyard
> shift alone and has done so for over 13 years.
> 5am guy ate some turkey chili and ritz crackers
> about 2 hours ago and now 5am guy is experiencing
> gas and bloating. 5am guys bowels are now in
> distress.
That is terrible. Where should rescue folks be sent?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
peekza not logged on
()
Date: December 11, 2018 10:58AM
I am peekza. I have a feces fetish. I love eating my own shit while listening to TMOS. I also troll the forum under multiple names.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 11, 2018 04:57PM
The footlong big hot pastrami and cheese sub I had last night was so good I am going to stop and get another one tonite. This time I am going to have bacon and mayonnaise on it too along with tomato, pickle and onion. My bowels have felt better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: December 12, 2018 05:01AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy checking in again. 5am guys co-workers
> had
> > a chili cook off yesterday and they left 5am
> guy
> > several types of chili in tupperware containers
> in
> > the office refrigerator. I think they feel
> sorry
> > for 5am guy because 5am guy works the graveyard
> > shift alone and has done so for over 13 years.
> > 5am guy ate some turkey chili and ritz crackers
> > about 2 hours ago and now 5am guy is
> experiencing
> > gas and bloating. 5am guys bowels are now in
> > distress.
>
> That is terrible. Where should rescue folks be
> sent?
5am guy survived the bowel issues. 5am guy is doing better today. 5am guy is eating mixed fruit from walmart now.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy checking in again. 5am guys co-workers
> had
> > a chili cook off yesterday and they left 5am
> guy
> > several types of chili in tupperware containers
> in
> > the office refrigerator. I think they feel
> sorry
> > for 5am guy because 5am guy works the graveyard
> > shift alone and has done so for over 13 years.
> > 5am guy ate some turkey chili and ritz crackers
> > about 2 hours ago and now 5am guy is
> experiencing
> > gas and bloating. 5am guys bowels are now in
> > distress.
>
> That is terrible. Where should rescue folks be
> sent?
5am guy survived the bowel issues. 5am guy is doing better today. 5am guy is eating mixed fruit from walmart now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: December 13, 2018 04:21AM
5am guy here, checking in earlier than usual. 5am guy is in for a treat tonight. The security cameras are offline for a few days so 5am guy is going to get to use the big boss's private bathroom. The executive bathroom is dimly lit with a real leather couch and a antique table. The sink has beautiful granite surfaces and fine plumbing fixtures, the toilet has a heated memory foam seat. This will be the first time 5am guy has gotten to use this bathroom since it was remodeled about a year ago.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: December 13, 2018 09:22AM
5am guy here again. Morning did not turn out as 5am guy hoped. Even though cameras were offline, security was still on duty. 5am guy got caught on big boss’s toilet by 2 security guards. 5am guy thought he was going to lose his job, but security guards offered 5am guy a deal. 5am guy just spent last several hours sucking off both security guards and a few of security guards friends. 5am guy’s jaw hurts really bad now but 5am guy is glad he can keep his job.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 13, 2018 04:27PM
Looks like fast food again tonight. I think I will go with the two whoppers for 6 dollars deal at BK. Maybe I will get a large fry and a large onion ring to go with the whoppers and I have a 12 pack of Pabst blue ribbons waiting at home to wash all that down. My bowels won't like it but I have the day off tomorrow so they will get a 3 day weekend to recover.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2018 06:49AM
Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t showing up and am stuck with two stick groan thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his front door walkway.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 14, 2018 08:08AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> front door walkway.
I hopes thigz works out fo you mr. brownonion. I gots tha day off taday but gots ta work tommrow I am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some good food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin breazts an veggies.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> front door walkway.
I hopes thigz works out fo you mr. brownonion. I gots tha day off taday but gots ta work tommrow I am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some good food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin breazts an veggies.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 14, 2018 11:19AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> front door walkway.
My mom is actually Mexican. You should quit being such a racist asshole. BiB’s come in all colors. Do not post in here any more if you’re going to spew that racist hatred.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> front door walkway.
My mom is actually Mexican. You should quit being such a racist asshole. BiB’s come in all colors. Do not post in here any more if you’re going to spew that racist hatred.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 14, 2018 11:28AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> > showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> > front door walkway.
>
>
> My mom is actually Mexican. You should quit being
> such a racist asshole. BiB’s come in all colors.
> Do not post in here any more if you’re going to
> spew that racist hatred.
Fake posting lol.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> > showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> > front door walkway.
>
>
> My mom is actually Mexican. You should quit being
> such a racist asshole. BiB’s come in all colors.
> Do not post in here any more if you’re going to
> spew that racist hatred.
Fake posting lol.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2018 11:39AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> > showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> > front door walkway.
>
>
> I hopes thigz works out fo you mr. brownonion. I
> gots tha day off taday but gots ta work tommrow I
> am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some good
> food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin breazts
> an veggies.
Thank you red onion. Any plans for Christmas?
That sounds healthy. To our bowels health!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> > showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> > front door walkway.
>
>
> I hopes thigz works out fo you mr. brownonion. I
> gots tha day off taday but gots ta work tommrow I
> am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some good
> food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin breazts
> an veggies.
Thank you red onion. Any plans for Christmas?
That sounds healthy. To our bowels health!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Thinkbox MC .
()
Date: December 14, 2018 12:09PM
Fuck off, you troll. Not funny at all.
Thinkbox out.
Thinkbox out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 14, 2018 01:17PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well.
> Pablo
> > > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber
> isn’t
> > > showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> > > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> > > front door walkway.
> >
> >
> > I hopes thigz works out fo you mr. brownonion.
> I
> > gots tha day off taday but gots ta work tommrow
> I
> > am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some
> good
> > food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin
> breazts
> > an veggies.
> Thank you red onion. Any plans for Christmas?
>
> That sounds healthy. To our bowels health!
Well mr brownonion I iz goin ta my sisterz house on christmaz eve. My sister iz married ta some rich guy an he iz kind ov a dick. They feels real sorry fo me cauz I waz in prizon an I jus work at jiffy lube. They alwayz gives me a christmaz card wit a couple hundred dollarz in it. It kinda makes me feel bad that I am such a failure in life compared ta them. I will go to their house an be nice fo a coupla hours tho.
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well.
> Pablo
> > > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber
> isn’t
> > > showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> > > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> > > front door walkway.
> >
> >
> > I hopes thigz works out fo you mr. brownonion.
> I
> > gots tha day off taday but gots ta work tommrow
> I
> > am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some
> good
> > food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin
> breazts
> > an veggies.
> Thank you red onion. Any plans for Christmas?
>
> That sounds healthy. To our bowels health!
Well mr brownonion I iz goin ta my sisterz house on christmaz eve. My sister iz married ta some rich guy an he iz kind ov a dick. They feels real sorry fo me cauz I waz in prizon an I jus work at jiffy lube. They alwayz gives me a christmaz card wit a couple hundred dollarz in it. It kinda makes me feel bad that I am such a failure in life compared ta them. I will go to their house an be nice fo a coupla hours tho.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2018 08:44PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well.
> > Pablo
> > > > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber
> > isn’t
> > > > showing up and am stuck with two stick
> groan
> > > > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on
> his
> > > > front door walkway.
> > >
> > >
> > > I hopes thigz works out fo you mr.
> brownonion.
> > I
> > > gots tha day off taday but gots ta work
> tommrow
> > I
> > > am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some
> > good
> > > food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin
> > breazts
> > > an veggies.
> > Thank you red onion. Any plans for Christmas?
> >
> > That sounds healthy. To our bowels health!
>
>
> Well mr brownonion I iz goin ta my sisterz house
> on christmaz eve. My sister iz married ta some
> rich guy an he iz kind ov a dick. They feels real
> sorry fo me cauz I waz in prizon an I jus work at
> jiffy lube. They alwayz gives me a christmaz card
> wit a couple hundred dollarz in it. It kinda makes
> me feel bad that I am such a failure in life
> compared ta them. I will go to their house an be
> nice fo a coupla hours tho.
Red both you and your bowels are a success story. Of redemption. Of doing extraordinarily well. You are going far at Jiffy Lube, in fact I think you have management potential. And you've done right. Its not easy but you are an example of what good is in each of us.
And yeah let me guess, he's bragging about his superior bowels. Merry Christmas to you my friend and keep doing what you are.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well.
> > Pablo
> > > > the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber
> > isn’t
> > > > showing up and am stuck with two stick
> groan
> > > > thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on
> his
> > > > front door walkway.
> > >
> > >
> > > I hopes thigz works out fo you mr.
> brownonion.
> > I
> > > gots tha day off taday but gots ta work
> tommrow
> > I
> > > am thinkin bout goin ta foodlion ta get some
> > good
> > > food ta put in my crockpot. maybe chickin
> > breazts
> > > an veggies.
> > Thank you red onion. Any plans for Christmas?
> >
> > That sounds healthy. To our bowels health!
>
>
> Well mr brownonion I iz goin ta my sisterz house
> on christmaz eve. My sister iz married ta some
> rich guy an he iz kind ov a dick. They feels real
> sorry fo me cauz I waz in prizon an I jus work at
> jiffy lube. They alwayz gives me a christmaz card
> wit a couple hundred dollarz in it. It kinda makes
> me feel bad that I am such a failure in life
> compared ta them. I will go to their house an be
> nice fo a coupla hours tho.
Red both you and your bowels are a success story. Of redemption. Of doing extraordinarily well. You are going far at Jiffy Lube, in fact I think you have management potential. And you've done right. Its not easy but you are an example of what good is in each of us.
And yeah let me guess, he's bragging about his superior bowels. Merry Christmas to you my friend and keep doing what you are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 15, 2018 06:57AM
I am up early and am working at the hospital kitchen from 7 to 3:30. Last night my Dad cooked frozen chicken pot pies for dinner and he got mad when I refused to eat one. He gave me the old story about poor kids that don't have any food and how I should feel lucky to have a pot pie.
I came into work early so I could enjoy a nice mixed fruit cup and herbal tea.
I came into work early so I could enjoy a nice mixed fruit cup and herbal tea.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sticking a weasel up your ass
()
Date: December 15, 2018 06:59AM
Might that cause any bowel problems? Please advise.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: December 15, 2018 11:06AM
sticking a weasel up your ass Wrote:
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> Might that cause any bowel problems? Please
> advise.
Ask BO. He once states that his asshole is entrance only.
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> Might that cause any bowel problems? Please
> advise.
Ask BO. He once states that his asshole is entrance only.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 15, 2018 12:15PM
Taking a drive out to Marshall Va to pick up a couple pizzas from Anthony's pizza. For a small extra charge they will put a second crust on top of your pizza, they brush it with garlic butter and bake it a second time.
My bowels are not going to like this!
My bowels are not going to like this!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 16, 2018 11:26AM
Today I just worked 4 hours in the hospital kitchen. I do this on Sundays to cover for a couple ladies who want to attend church. I just got home and found my Dad and the obese neighbor setting up the family room for a football watching party. That means people are coming over to get drunk and eat gassy foods like chili dogs and fondue. I have some money saved up and I wonder if I should ask my Mom if I can go to a hotel for the night.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 16, 2018 11:58AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> front door walkway.
Brown you have been supportive but as I grow older I now recognize you carry a lot of hate and ignorance - that makes me sad. My generation does not countenance bullying or racism and we regard it as a sign of low intelligence. Im sorry to say that due to your age and attitude you present in a very unflattering light.
Too bad really because your bowels are so troubled and now you also deal with basically being a bad person. Also I had a raw veg salad with flax seed oil dressing and baked sesame tofu for an early lunch today!
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> Hope my brothers in bowel are doing well. Pablo
> the ignorant beaner I have as a plumber isn’t
> showing up and am stuck with two stick groan
> thrones. If not here by 10 I will crap on his
> front door walkway.
Brown you have been supportive but as I grow older I now recognize you carry a lot of hate and ignorance - that makes me sad. My generation does not countenance bullying or racism and we regard it as a sign of low intelligence. Im sorry to say that due to your age and attitude you present in a very unflattering light.
Too bad really because your bowels are so troubled and now you also deal with basically being a bad person. Also I had a raw veg salad with flax seed oil dressing and baked sesame tofu for an early lunch today!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 16, 2018 03:28PM
Bonchon chicken legs tonight. I got 12 of them. Look out bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: December 16, 2018 05:11PM
Im really glad Dallas lost and the Skins won but we cannot celebrate here at home now. The obese neighbor and dad started drinking around 9 am while smoking 2 turkeys and a ham in the back yard. Between them the drank a case of beer and drank shots of Yeagersomething (sp?) during the game (smelled like cough medicine). They were both laughing really loud and farting all game. Right after the game finished the obese neighbor used our fish tank as a toilet. Mom started crying while my dad was whipping the neighbor with a lamp cord screaming 'on Dasher on Prancer...'
The obese neighbor is passed out in the bathroom with his pants around his ankles on the floor in a puddle of his own waste and vomit.
I am hiding in my room where my mini fridge holds a wheat grass shake from Whole Foods and pure filtered water with Vitamin B.
The obese neighbor is passed out in the bathroom with his pants around his ankles on the floor in a puddle of his own waste and vomit.
I am hiding in my room where my mini fridge holds a wheat grass shake from Whole Foods and pure filtered water with Vitamin B.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Uncle Turd
()
Date: December 16, 2018 07:32PM
Planning an outing later in the week for some more Tennessee tea stains. Also would like to fit in a quick round of Mississippi mud mounds. I just bought 3 cafeteria sized cans of peaches and prunes in preparation.
Who’s down?
Who’s down?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: December 17, 2018 05:02AM
%am guy checking in again. 5am guy gets the next couple nights off before beginning the holiday 12 hour shift schedule. 5am guy is going to make extra money but 5am guy will be working Christmas eve and Christmas day among other days. 5am guy is going to spend time with 5am guys mother in the nursing home. No wonder 5am guy gets depressed around Christmas.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 17, 2018 08:03PM
Two whoppers for 6 dollars deal sounds good. Maybe I get 4 whoppers for 12 dollars instead. My bowels are going to hate this!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 19, 2018 11:33AM
You’re alive I hope?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 19, 2018 11:34AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Today I just worked 4 hours in the hospital
> kitchen. I do this on Sundays to cover for a
> couple ladies who want to attend church. I just
> got home and found my Dad and the obese neighbor
> setting up the family room for a football watching
> party. That means people are coming over to get
> drunk and eat gassy foods like chili dogs and
> fondue. I have some money saved up and I wonder if
> I should ask my Mom if I can go to a hotel for the
> night.
Yes on the hotel room as that’s terrible and traumatic spring onion. You have enough to worry about.
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> Today I just worked 4 hours in the hospital
> kitchen. I do this on Sundays to cover for a
> couple ladies who want to attend church. I just
> got home and found my Dad and the obese neighbor
> setting up the family room for a football watching
> party. That means people are coming over to get
> drunk and eat gassy foods like chili dogs and
> fondue. I have some money saved up and I wonder if
> I should ask my Mom if I can go to a hotel for the
> night.
Yes on the hotel room as that’s terrible and traumatic spring onion. You have enough to worry about.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
LCSW
()
Date: December 19, 2018 11:58AM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Im really glad Dallas lost and the Skins won but
> we cannot celebrate here at home now. The obese
> neighbor and dad started drinking around 9 am
> while smoking 2 turkeys and a ham in the back
> yard. Between them the drank a case of beer and
> drank shots of Yeagersomething (sp?) during the
> game (smelled like cough medicine). They were
> both laughing really loud and farting all game.
> Right after the game finished the obese neighbor
> used our fish tank as a toilet. Mom started
> crying while my dad was whipping the neighbor with
> a lamp cord screaming 'on Dasher on Prancer...'
>
> The obese neighbor is passed out in the bathroom
> with his pants around his ankles on the floor in a
> puddle of his own waste and vomit.
>
> I am hiding in my room where my mini fridge holds
> a wheat grass shake from Whole Foods and pure
> filtered water with Vitamin B.
If you are a minor you should call Fairfax County Social Services and report this.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Im really glad Dallas lost and the Skins won but
> we cannot celebrate here at home now. The obese
> neighbor and dad started drinking around 9 am
> while smoking 2 turkeys and a ham in the back
> yard. Between them the drank a case of beer and
> drank shots of Yeagersomething (sp?) during the
> game (smelled like cough medicine). They were
> both laughing really loud and farting all game.
> Right after the game finished the obese neighbor
> used our fish tank as a toilet. Mom started
> crying while my dad was whipping the neighbor with
> a lamp cord screaming 'on Dasher on Prancer...'
>
> The obese neighbor is passed out in the bathroom
> with his pants around his ankles on the floor in a
> puddle of his own waste and vomit.
>
> I am hiding in my room where my mini fridge holds
> a wheat grass shake from Whole Foods and pure
> filtered water with Vitamin B.
If you are a minor you should call Fairfax County Social Services and report this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 19, 2018 04:47PM
Looks like pizza hut has a good deal going with a large two topping pizza for 7.99. I probably better order two of them though, mushroom and italian sausage sounds good. My bowels are not going to like this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 20, 2018 09:14PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Looks like pizza hut has a good deal going with a
> large two topping pizza for 7.99. I probably
> better order two of them though, mushroom and
> italian sausage sounds good. My bowels are not
> going to like this.
Does your colon look like bag pipes?
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> Looks like pizza hut has a good deal going with a
> large two topping pizza for 7.99. I probably
> better order two of them though, mushroom and
> italian sausage sounds good. My bowels are not
> going to like this.
Does your colon look like bag pipes?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 21, 2018 04:04PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looks like pizza hut has a good deal going with
> a
> > large two topping pizza for 7.99. I probably
> > better order two of them though, mushroom and
> > italian sausage sounds good. My bowels are not
> > going to like this.
>
>
> Does your colon look like bag pipes?
Not sure how it looks but at 3am this morning I had a master blaster groan throne session and I came close to crapping in my boxers.
Looks like I'm going to run through the drive thru at Popeyes on my way home tonight. Just a 4 piece mild with 4 biscuits. That will be easy on the bowels.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looks like pizza hut has a good deal going with
> a
> > large two topping pizza for 7.99. I probably
> > better order two of them though, mushroom and
> > italian sausage sounds good. My bowels are not
> > going to like this.
>
>
> Does your colon look like bag pipes?
Not sure how it looks but at 3am this morning I had a master blaster groan throne session and I came close to crapping in my boxers.
Looks like I'm going to run through the drive thru at Popeyes on my way home tonight. Just a 4 piece mild with 4 biscuits. That will be easy on the bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
who cares go fuckoff
()
Date: December 21, 2018 04:12PM
Who gives a fuck loser. Go talk about your pee pee and poopy on some freak hotline and leave us alone.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
toasted onion
()
Date: December 21, 2018 04:43PM
Hi BiB's!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 22, 2018 07:19AM
It makes me sad that in the Christmas season, even then the superior bowel folks feel like showing their callousness towards us. May they for once be kind. Yet that's too much to ask unfortunately.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 22, 2018 07:56AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It makes me sad that in the Christmas season, even
> then the superior bowel folks feel like showing
> their callousness towards us. May they for once be
> kind. Yet that's too much to ask unfortunately.
Merry Christmas Brown Onion! I wish and pray for you to have good bowels!
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> It makes me sad that in the Christmas season, even
> then the superior bowel folks feel like showing
> their callousness towards us. May they for once be
> kind. Yet that's too much to ask unfortunately.
Merry Christmas Brown Onion! I wish and pray for you to have good bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 22, 2018 01:59PM
Cooking up some angel hair pasta tonight. It should go well with spicy Italian sausages and Prego tomato,onion and garlic sauce and a big loaf of garlic bread on the side. Maybe a frozen cheesecake for dessert.
My bowels are in for it now!
My bowels are in for it now!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 23, 2018 11:36AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It makes me sad that in the Christmas season,
> even
> > then the superior bowel folks feel like showing
> > their callousness towards us. May they for once
> be
> > kind. Yet that's too much to ask unfortunately.
>
>
> Merry Christmas Brown Onion! I wish and pray for
> you to have good bowels!
You as well. Any good plans for Christmas break?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It makes me sad that in the Christmas season,
> even
> > then the superior bowel folks feel like showing
> > their callousness towards us. May they for once
> be
> > kind. Yet that's too much to ask unfortunately.
>
>
> Merry Christmas Brown Onion! I wish and pray for
> you to have good bowels!
You as well. Any good plans for Christmas break?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 23, 2018 01:20PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It makes me sad that in the Christmas season,
> > even
> > > then the superior bowel folks feel like
> showing
> > > their callousness towards us. May they for
> once
> > be
> > > kind. Yet that's too much to ask
> unfortunately.
> >
> >
> > Merry Christmas Brown Onion! I wish and pray
> for
> > you to have good bowels!
>
>
> You as well. Any good plans for Christmas break?
Hey Brown,
Mostly staying home and working on my Science Fair project due the second week in Jan. - Im doing a model of an enlarged colon including a healthy section, and a section with polyps and cancer. Its a cut-away model that stands a full 4 ' high and is 5' foot in length. To cut down on weight I have used Papier-mâché, chicken wire on a thin wire frame. I actually built on that I intend to use for my project and one for the Obese neighbor to destroy - he usually does that with my projects. Ill let him think he is ruining my grade but in reality the real one is in the garage well protected. He and dad are up in the study having tea - said they were teabagging or something along those lines.
Im planning on having psyllium husk smoothy with a full cup of psyllium and orange juice along with some fresh Kale and prune juice for lunch today. Grandma joked I should probably plan on a change of underwear. Anyway Happy Holidays to all my BiB's
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It makes me sad that in the Christmas season,
> > even
> > > then the superior bowel folks feel like
> showing
> > > their callousness towards us. May they for
> once
> > be
> > > kind. Yet that's too much to ask
> unfortunately.
> >
> >
> > Merry Christmas Brown Onion! I wish and pray
> for
> > you to have good bowels!
>
>
> You as well. Any good plans for Christmas break?
Hey Brown,
Mostly staying home and working on my Science Fair project due the second week in Jan. - Im doing a model of an enlarged colon including a healthy section, and a section with polyps and cancer. Its a cut-away model that stands a full 4 ' high and is 5' foot in length. To cut down on weight I have used Papier-mâché, chicken wire on a thin wire frame. I actually built on that I intend to use for my project and one for the Obese neighbor to destroy - he usually does that with my projects. Ill let him think he is ruining my grade but in reality the real one is in the garage well protected. He and dad are up in the study having tea - said they were teabagging or something along those lines.
Im planning on having psyllium husk smoothy with a full cup of psyllium and orange juice along with some fresh Kale and prune juice for lunch today. Grandma joked I should probably plan on a change of underwear. Anyway Happy Holidays to all my BiB's
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 23, 2018 01:42PM
HaHa somebody is fake posting me again^^ That is so cool!
Hey Brown onion! I am at my Grandmas house right now but tomorrow we are going to drive to my house to have Christmas eve and morning with the whole family. After that we come back here because next week I am going to have a meeting with a guidance counselor at Richard Bland Junior college. I have submitted my application and she says I will be accepted but it is not official yet. My Grandma has a handy man putting up some walls in her basement so I can have some privacy when I move in this Fall. She already has a extra bathroom down there so it will be really nice, I will even have my own entrance in the backyard. She wants to make it like my own little apartment.
Hopefully my Dad can behave himself for one night while I am home. I heard the obese neighbor is out of town visiting family so that is good news.
What are you doing for Christmas Brown Onion?
Hey Brown onion! I am at my Grandmas house right now but tomorrow we are going to drive to my house to have Christmas eve and morning with the whole family. After that we come back here because next week I am going to have a meeting with a guidance counselor at Richard Bland Junior college. I have submitted my application and she says I will be accepted but it is not official yet. My Grandma has a handy man putting up some walls in her basement so I can have some privacy when I move in this Fall. She already has a extra bathroom down there so it will be really nice, I will even have my own entrance in the backyard. She wants to make it like my own little apartment.
Hopefully my Dad can behave himself for one night while I am home. I heard the obese neighbor is out of town visiting family so that is good news.
What are you doing for Christmas Brown Onion?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 23, 2018 02:45PM
Cooking a oven stuffer roaster chicken right now and its almost done. I am thinking about a nice box of scalloped potatoes and some canned green beans will be good sides. I think my bowels need to be taught a lesson.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 24, 2018 12:11PM
Happi chriztmass to all yall BiB guyz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 24, 2018 02:37PM
Heating up a couple canned chickens for dinner tonight. My bowels are not going to have the Christmas spirit.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 25, 2018 07:00AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Happi chriztmass to all yall BiB guyz!
Merry Christmas to you and all. And may all of us have a starfish after Christmas
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> Happi chriztmass to all yall BiB guyz!
Merry Christmas to you and all. And may all of us have a starfish after Christmas
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 25, 2018 08:01AM
Merry Christmas everyone! Last night my Dad got drunk and decided to start a fire in the fireplace. He had not lit the fireplace in several years but he went over to the obese neighbors house and stole some firewood from his backyard. Well there was a big birds nest in the chimney so the house started filling up with smoke and my Dad had to spray a fire extinguisher on it and that powder from the fire extinguisher went everywhere.
Now my Dad is passed out in his bed and won't get up for Christmas morning. On the upside My Grandma is making oatmeal topped with mixed berries. That is a healthy breakfast!
Now my Dad is passed out in his bed and won't get up for Christmas morning. On the upside My Grandma is making oatmeal topped with mixed berries. That is a healthy breakfast!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: December 25, 2018 09:53AM
5am guy checking in. 5am guy had a great Christmas. The security guard invited his friends into the building for a private Christmas party. 5am guy spent most of the night receiving anal sex from big black men in a male orgy. 5am guy was popular because he was the only white guy there. 5am guy thinks he had his first prostate orgasm. 5am guy will probably only date black men from now on. 5am guy is in love with black penis. Merry Christmas from 5am guy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: December 25, 2018 01:25PM
Well I iz havin me a ok christmaz. Went ta my sisterz house las night an had dinner wit her family. My brotha in law had ta show me all the new expensive stuff he haz bought fo himeslf cause he iz so rich an smart. He haz perfect bowelz too according to him.
When I waz leavin my sister run out to my car an gave me a card that had 3 100 dollar billz in it. I do need the money but it make me feel bad at tha same time. Oh well I am gonna get me a new set of used tires with some of that money cause I need tires to pass inspection nex month.
Happi Christmaz day all yall brown guyz!
When I waz leavin my sister run out to my car an gave me a card that had 3 100 dollar billz in it. I do need the money but it make me feel bad at tha same time. Oh well I am gonna get me a new set of used tires with some of that money cause I need tires to pass inspection nex month.
Happi Christmaz day all yall brown guyz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
IHD
()
Date: December 25, 2018 02:06PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 25, 2018 03:35PM
All I can say is what’s left of my starfish is on the endangered list.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: December 26, 2018 05:00AM
5am guy checking in here once again. 5am guy has been working the 12 hour overnight shifts and will be doing so for another week. 5am guy has been taking some good dumps while the city sleeps. 5am guy wishes all the BIB's a happy holiday. 5am guy has been eating frozen microwave dinners that 5am guy buys from Harris Teeter and that has had negative effects on 5am guys bowels but not to a critical level.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 26, 2018 11:23AM
Obese neighbor attacked me on Christmas day - Im currently in a Foster home and he is in jail. Im in pain and I can barely sit. Cannot talk as Im using browser in kitchen
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
mee too
()
Date: December 26, 2018 11:33AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Heating up a couple canned chickens for dinner
> tonight. My bowels are not going to have the
> Christmas spirit.
mee too
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> Heating up a couple canned chickens for dinner
> tonight. My bowels are not going to have the
> Christmas spirit.
mee too
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 26, 2018 08:33PM
WAlmart had a big sale on leftover hams and turkeys. I got 2 honey glazed hams and two big frozen turkeys for less than 12 bucks. my bowels are not happy about this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion._
()
Date: December 27, 2018 02:17PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor attacked me on Christmas day - Im
> currently in a Foster home and he is in jail. Im
> in pain and I can barely sit. Cannot talk as Im
> using browser in kitchen
Spring - you ok? No need to mention our friendship when talking to the authorities ok...
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> Obese neighbor attacked me on Christmas day - Im
> currently in a Foster home and he is in jail. Im
> in pain and I can barely sit. Cannot talk as Im
> using browser in kitchen
Spring - you ok? No need to mention our friendship when talking to the authorities ok...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: December 28, 2018 07:19AM
It’s nice getting a break from school, but seeing the obese neighbor in a miniskirt licking on a large rainbow colored lollipop was a rude shock. I expected to go downstairs to get breakfast. Dad is taking a shower singing and mom just sits on the couch crying. I don’t know what to tell her.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 29, 2018 03:42PM
I just learned about the two for five dollar on quarter pounders with cheese deal from another thread on fairfax underground. I will be heading to the Kings Park Mcdonalds shortly to get my fill. 4 of them should do the trick for tonight's meal with 3 apple pies for dessert. Maybe a large diet coke too because I don't want too many calories from all that sugar in regular coke. My bowels are going to hate this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 30, 2018 08:44AM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just learned about the two for five dollar on
> quarter pounders with cheese deal from another
> thread on fairfax underground. I will be heading
> to the Kings Park Mcdonalds shortly to get my
> fill. 4 of them should do the trick for tonight's
> meal with 3 apple pies for dessert. Maybe a large
> diet coke too because I don't want too many
> calories from all that sugar in regular coke. My
> bowels are going to hate this.
Do you need an industrial grade rope to save you? My goodness that’s terrible!
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just learned about the two for five dollar on
> quarter pounders with cheese deal from another
> thread on fairfax underground. I will be heading
> to the Kings Park Mcdonalds shortly to get my
> fill. 4 of them should do the trick for tonight's
> meal with 3 apple pies for dessert. Maybe a large
> diet coke too because I don't want too many
> calories from all that sugar in regular coke. My
> bowels are going to hate this.
Do you need an industrial grade rope to save you? My goodness that’s terrible!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 30, 2018 09:02AM
Hi Mr. Brown and others, happy new year!
I am staying with Grandma this week and have been learning how to drive around the Richmond area. I found a wonderful bowel friendly grocery store and food bar called Ellwood Thompsons. Grandma and I just love this place, everything is healthy and fresh, just fantastic! If any of you BiB's ever get down to Richmond you have got to try it!
https://ellwoodthompsons.com/
I am staying with Grandma this week and have been learning how to drive around the Richmond area. I found a wonderful bowel friendly grocery store and food bar called Ellwood Thompsons. Grandma and I just love this place, everything is healthy and fresh, just fantastic! If any of you BiB's ever get down to Richmond you have got to try it!
https://ellwoodthompsons.com/
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 30, 2018 10:23AM
Forgot to mention I have been released to the custody of my grandma - the Obese neighbor is still being detained for attacking me on Christmas day. Grandma passed along some wisdom to me from my departed Grandpa. Grandpa spent some time in prison in the 50's he told grandma 'it only hurts the first time, after that you just try and relax.' Grandma said grandpa was no ones bitch but no one is Superman and sometimes you get cornered in the shop or laundry where the guards cant hear your screams...
on another note Ill have some stool softening foods for a few weeks till I heal down there.
on another note Ill have some stool softening foods for a few weeks till I heal down there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Cookie puss
()
Date: December 30, 2018 10:41AM
Spring - sorry for your troubles.
On another note I finished our Christmas cookies this morning. Been making me constipated. Now off to the gym.
On another note I finished our Christmas cookies this morning. Been making me constipated. Now off to the gym.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 30, 2018 01:13PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi Mr. Brown and others, happy new year!
>
> I am staying with Grandma this week and have been
> learning how to drive around the Richmond area. I
> found a wonderful bowel friendly grocery store and
> food bar called Ellwood Thompsons. Grandma and I
> just love this place, everything is healthy and
> fresh, just fantastic! If any of you BiB's ever
> get down to Richmond you have got to try it!
>
> https://ellwoodthompsons.com/
Good luck driving! And see here to the people complaining about our youth proof positive of their character. That’s super nice of you spring onion!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi Mr. Brown and others, happy new year!
>
> I am staying with Grandma this week and have been
> learning how to drive around the Richmond area. I
> found a wonderful bowel friendly grocery store and
> food bar called Ellwood Thompsons. Grandma and I
> just love this place, everything is healthy and
> fresh, just fantastic! If any of you BiB's ever
> get down to Richmond you have got to try it!
>
> https://ellwoodthompsons.com/
Good luck driving! And see here to the people complaining about our youth proof positive of their character. That’s super nice of you spring onion!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: December 31, 2018 12:50PM
Went to Bob Evans earlier. Ordered me a Sunshine skillet with two extra biscuits and a cup of sausage gravy on the side. Now my bowels don't feel so good. I even skipped lunch. Maybe a couple Wendys doubles with cheese will calm my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 01, 2019 07:51AM
Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the admissions office said I would definitely be accepted but I want to see it in writing. There is no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me right away if the letter shows up at home. This nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
concerned bib
()
Date: January 01, 2019 10:05AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the
> admissions office said I would definitely be
> accepted but I want to see it in writing. There is
> no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at
> Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> right away if the letter shows up at home. This
> nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
HOw is you anus healing from the Obese Neighbor attack Christmas day? Have they set a hearing date yet?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the
> admissions office said I would definitely be
> accepted but I want to see it in writing. There is
> no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at
> Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> right away if the letter shows up at home. This
> nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
HOw is you anus healing from the Obese Neighbor attack Christmas day? Have they set a hearing date yet?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: January 03, 2019 04:55AM
5am guy says happy new year!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 04, 2019 06:22AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the
> admissions office said I would definitely be
> accepted but I want to see it in writing. There is
> no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at
> Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> right away if the letter shows up at home. This
> nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
Hoping that letter has arrived. I think the partial shutdown has even affected mail Spring Onion. Have no fear, I think youre going to get accepted and do a lot for bowel research.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the
> admissions office said I would definitely be
> accepted but I want to see it in writing. There is
> no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at
> Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> right away if the letter shows up at home. This
> nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
Hoping that letter has arrived. I think the partial shutdown has even affected mail Spring Onion. Have no fear, I think youre going to get accepted and do a lot for bowel research.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: January 04, 2019 04:53PM
Getting a 8 piece mild,spicy mix and 6 biscuits from Popeyes on the way home my bowels are going to shit themselves when they find out about this. Maybe I should get a large coleslaw as well to help them out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 05, 2019 07:55AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> > acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> > college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the
> > admissions office said I would definitely be
> > accepted but I want to see it in writing. There
> is
> > no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at
> > Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> > right away if the letter shows up at home. This
> > nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
>
>
> Hoping that letter has arrived. I think the
> partial shutdown has even affected mail Spring
> Onion. Have no fear, I think youre going to get
> accepted and do a lot for bowel research.
Thank you Mr Brown. You were right I got the letter yesterday! I am back home from Grandmas and am working at the hospital today. I told all the kitchen ladies about my acceptance to college and they all cheered for me and are baking me a cake. My Mom is real proud of me too.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> > acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> > college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the
> > admissions office said I would definitely be
> > accepted but I want to see it in writing. There
> is
> > no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at
> > Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> > right away if the letter shows up at home. This
> > nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
>
>
> Hoping that letter has arrived. I think the
> partial shutdown has even affected mail Spring
> Onion. Have no fear, I think youre going to get
> accepted and do a lot for bowel research.
Thank you Mr Brown. You were right I got the letter yesterday! I am back home from Grandmas and am working at the hospital today. I told all the kitchen ladies about my acceptance to college and they all cheered for me and are baking me a cake. My Mom is real proud of me too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 05, 2019 08:00AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> > > acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> > > college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at
> the
> > > admissions office said I would definitely be
> > > accepted but I want to see it in writing.
> There
> > is
> > > no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still
> at
> > > Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> > > right away if the letter shows up at home.
> This
> > > nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
> >
> >
> > Hoping that letter has arrived. I think the
> > partial shutdown has even affected mail Spring
> > Onion. Have no fear, I think youre going to get
> > accepted and do a lot for bowel research.
>
>
> Thank you Mr Brown. You were right I got the
> letter yesterday! I am back home from Grandmas and
> am working at the hospital today. I told all the
> kitchen ladies about my acceptance to college and
> they all cheered for me and are baking me a cake.
> My Mom is real proud of me too.
I am very proud of you spring onion! You have persevered under difficult circumstances, and I applaud you for a job well done.
This place has a lot of negative people, but let’s hear it for spring onion! Bravo young man a big time congratulations!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> > > acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> > > college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at
> the
> > > admissions office said I would definitely be
> > > accepted but I want to see it in writing.
> There
> > is
> > > no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still
> at
> > > Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> > > right away if the letter shows up at home.
> This
> > > nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
> >
> >
> > Hoping that letter has arrived. I think the
> > partial shutdown has even affected mail Spring
> > Onion. Have no fear, I think youre going to get
> > accepted and do a lot for bowel research.
>
>
> Thank you Mr Brown. You were right I got the
> letter yesterday! I am back home from Grandmas and
> am working at the hospital today. I told all the
> kitchen ladies about my acceptance to college and
> they all cheered for me and are baking me a cake.
> My Mom is real proud of me too.
I am very proud of you spring onion! You have persevered under difficult circumstances, and I applaud you for a job well done.
This place has a lot of negative people, but let’s hear it for spring onion! Bravo young man a big time congratulations!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: January 05, 2019 09:00AM
I am vury happi for you too spring onion! I can tell you will go far inlife an be a big contributer to society.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 06, 2019 11:04AM
Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I am very thankful that my Dad and the obese neighbor are having their NFL playoff watching party over at the obese neighbors house and not here at my house. It's only 11 am and they are already drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to get fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dr. appointment
()
Date: January 06, 2019 11:14AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I am
> very thankful that my Dad and the obese neighbor
> are having their NFL playoff watching party over
> at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to get
> fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
Jesus when did the neighbor get out of jail? When is the trial? Did the courts let you back with your parents? People here do not have your best interests in mind. May I suggest acquiring a firearm should the Obese Neighbor return to attack and rape you again.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I am
> very thankful that my Dad and the obese neighbor
> are having their NFL playoff watching party over
> at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to get
> fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
Jesus when did the neighbor get out of jail? When is the trial? Did the courts let you back with your parents? People here do not have your best interests in mind. May I suggest acquiring a firearm should the Obese Neighbor return to attack and rape you again.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: January 06, 2019 05:07PM
Got some Italian sausages at Two fat butchers out in Front Royal yesterday. Going to cook up a pound of spaghetti and have a couple of those sausages and a jar of Prego on top. My bowels are going to shit themselves!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: January 12, 2019 06:42AM
This is a good morning to head out to Manassas and hit up the Golden corral breakfast buffet. Going to start off with 6 fried eggs and a pound of bacon, maybe a couple toasted bagels and corned beef hash. My bowels will not be happy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 12, 2019 09:18AM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got some Italian sausages at Two fat butchers out
> in Front Royal yesterday. Going to cook up a pound
> of spaghetti and have a couple of those sausages
> and a jar of Prego on top. My bowels are going to
> shit themselves!
Up to you as they are your set but good heavens!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got some Italian sausages at Two fat butchers out
> in Front Royal yesterday. Going to cook up a pound
> of spaghetti and have a couple of those sausages
> and a jar of Prego on top. My bowels are going to
> shit themselves!
Up to you as they are your set but good heavens!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 12, 2019 10:04AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I am
> very thankful that my Dad and the obese neighbor
> are having their NFL playoff watching party over
> at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to get
> fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
Sorry spring I was on the groan throne squinting and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved your dad and the neighbor are stinking up their house and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi fruits and vegetables good?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I am
> very thankful that my Dad and the obese neighbor
> are having their NFL playoff watching party over
> at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to get
> fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
Sorry spring I was on the groan throne squinting and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved your dad and the neighbor are stinking up their house and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi fruits and vegetables good?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
verified green. onion
()
Date: January 12, 2019 10:19AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I
> am
> > very thankful that my Dad and the obese
> neighbor
> > are having their NFL playoff watching party
> over
> > at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> > house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> > drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> > neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to
> get
> > fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
>
>
> Sorry spring I was on the groan throne squinting
> and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved your
> dad and the neighbor are stinking up their house
> and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi
> fruits and vegetables good?
your boring sockpuppet Spring onion is more insipid than usual. Why not kill yourself?
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I
> am
> > very thankful that my Dad and the obese
> neighbor
> > are having their NFL playoff watching party
> over
> > at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> > house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> > drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> > neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to
> get
> > fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
>
>
> Sorry spring I was on the groan throne squinting
> and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved your
> dad and the neighbor are stinking up their house
> and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi
> fruits and vegetables good?
your boring sockpuppet Spring onion is more insipid than usual. Why not kill yourself?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 12, 2019 10:22AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I
> am
> > very thankful that my Dad and the obese
> neighbor
> > are having their NFL playoff watching party
> over
> > at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> > house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> > drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> > neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to
> get
> > fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
>
>
> Sorry spring I was on the groan throne squinting
> and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved your
> dad and the neighbor are stinking up their house
> and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi
> fruits and vegetables good?
Hi Mr. Brown! I think the Aldi produce department is as good as any other grocery store. They have lots of customers and that keeps the produce fresh with so much turnover. I like the grapes and apples best.
My Dad and the obese neighbor are thankfully having the NFL watching event at the neighbors house again this weekend. They just got back from Costco and they bought several cases of Busch beer in cans and several bags of chicken leg quarters. My Dad is furloughed from his government job right now and has been getting drunk all day every day for some time now.
How are your bowels Mr. Brown?
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I
> am
> > very thankful that my Dad and the obese
> neighbor
> > are having their NFL playoff watching party
> over
> > at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> > house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> > drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> > neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to
> get
> > fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
>
>
> Sorry spring I was on the groan throne squinting
> and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved your
> dad and the neighbor are stinking up their house
> and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi
> fruits and vegetables good?
Hi Mr. Brown! I think the Aldi produce department is as good as any other grocery store. They have lots of customers and that keeps the produce fresh with so much turnover. I like the grapes and apples best.
My Dad and the obese neighbor are thankfully having the NFL watching event at the neighbors house again this weekend. They just got back from Costco and they bought several cases of Busch beer in cans and several bags of chicken leg quarters. My Dad is furloughed from his government job right now and has been getting drunk all day every day for some time now.
How are your bowels Mr. Brown?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified_Green Onion
()
Date: January 12, 2019 11:09AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I
> > am
> > > very thankful that my Dad and the obese
> > neighbor
> > > are having their NFL playoff watching party
> > over
> > > at the obese neighbors house and not here at
> my
> > > house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> > > drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> > > neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon
> to
> > get
> > > fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
> >
> >
> > Sorry spring I was on the groan throne
> squinting
> > and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved
> your
> > dad and the neighbor are stinking up their
> house
> > and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi
> > fruits and vegetables good?
>
>
> Hi Mr. Brown! I think the Aldi produce department
> is as good as any other grocery store. They have
> lots of customers and that keeps the produce fresh
> with so much turnover. I like the grapes and
> apples best.
> My Dad and the obese neighbor are thankfully
> having the NFL watching event at the neighbors
> house again this weekend. They just got back from
> Costco and they bought several cases of Busch beer
> in cans and several bags of chicken leg quarters.
> My Dad is furloughed from his government job right
> now and has been getting drunk all day every day
> for some time now.
> How are your bowels Mr. Brown?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I
> > am
> > > very thankful that my Dad and the obese
> > neighbor
> > > are having their NFL playoff watching party
> > over
> > > at the obese neighbors house and not here at
> my
> > > house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> > > drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> > > neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon
> to
> > get
> > > fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
> >
> >
> > Sorry spring I was on the groan throne
> squinting
> > and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved
> your
> > dad and the neighbor are stinking up their
> house
> > and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi
> > fruits and vegetables good?
>
>
> Hi Mr. Brown! I think the Aldi produce department
> is as good as any other grocery store. They have
> lots of customers and that keeps the produce fresh
> with so much turnover. I like the grapes and
> apples best.
> My Dad and the obese neighbor are thankfully
> having the NFL watching event at the neighbors
> house again this weekend. They just got back from
> Costco and they bought several cases of Busch beer
> in cans and several bags of chicken leg quarters.
> My Dad is furloughed from his government job right
> now and has been getting drunk all day every day
> for some time now.
> How are your bowels Mr. Brown?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: January 12, 2019 02:45PM
I just put a big Perdue oven stuffer roaster in the oven. Going to eat that bad boy later with stuffing, gravy and some green beans. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 12, 2019 06:40PM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just put a big Perdue oven stuffer roaster in
> the oven. Going to eat that bad boy later with
> stuffing, gravy and some green beans. My bowels
> can handle it!
You have any Crisco for your starfish?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just put a big Perdue oven stuffer roaster in
> the oven. Going to eat that bad boy later with
> stuffing, gravy and some green beans. My bowels
> can handle it!
You have any Crisco for your starfish?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
weekend onion
()
Date: January 12, 2019 07:49PM
^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 13, 2019 06:34AM
weekend onion Wrote:
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> ^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick
Sorry unlike Gerry I’m not into homosexual activity.
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> ^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick
Sorry unlike Gerry I’m not into homosexual activity.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 13, 2019 08:49AM
I am working at the hospital kitchen again today, we are shorthanded because of the snow. My Mom drove me here in her Subaru with no problem. My Dad is still passed out at the obese neighbors house. I hope he gets to go back to work soon. More football today means more drunken parties with gassy foods. It cannot be healthy to have fondue nearly every night like my Dad does.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
polygraph onion
()
Date: January 13, 2019 01:10PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> weekend onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick
>
> Sorry unlike Gerry I’m not into homosexual
> activity.
Stop lying, cunt. You already told us all that you were “entrance only.”
-------------------------------------------------------
> weekend onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick
>
> Sorry unlike Gerry I’m not into homosexual
> activity.
Stop lying, cunt. You already told us all that you were “entrance only.”
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 13, 2019 01:50PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am working at the hospital kitchen again today,
> we are shorthanded because of the snow. My Mom
> drove me here in her Subaru with no problem. My
> Dad is still passed out at the obese neighbors
> house. I hope he gets to go back to work soon.
> More football today means more drunken parties
> with gassy foods. It cannot be healthy to have
> fondue nearly every night like my Dad does.
Fondue every night. His colon and arteries geez!
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> I am working at the hospital kitchen again today,
> we are shorthanded because of the snow. My Mom
> drove me here in her Subaru with no problem. My
> Dad is still passed out at the obese neighbors
> house. I hope he gets to go back to work soon.
> More football today means more drunken parties
> with gassy foods. It cannot be healthy to have
> fondue nearly every night like my Dad does.
Fondue every night. His colon and arteries geez!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: January 15, 2019 05:28PM
Taking it easy on my bowels tonight with some McFood. Three McDoubles with large fries and two apple pies. Washing it all down with a six pack of budweiser in 16oz cans.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Everyone Gerry Onion
()
Date: January 15, 2019 07:08PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> weekend onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick
>
> Sorry unlike Gerry I’m not into homosexual
> activity.
Everyone is Gerry - what a surprise Brown Onion is the dumbass that has Gerry Derangement Syndrome. You love playing with your shit and think everyone is Gerry.
-------------------------------------------------------
> weekend onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick
>
> Sorry unlike Gerry I’m not into homosexual
> activity.
Everyone is Gerry - what a surprise Brown Onion is the dumbass that has Gerry Derangement Syndrome. You love playing with your shit and think everyone is Gerry.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 18, 2019 04:58PM
Dad and the obese neighbor went on a fishing trip. They mentioned something about butt chugging. For once they didn’t make me go with. Instead I invited a school friend over so we can play kinect and study bowels. She seems pretty excited about it, if you ask me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: January 19, 2019 08:55AM
Going out to Warrenton today around 11am to go to Long John Silvers. Planning on spending about 30 bucks on lunch. My bowels wont be happy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Old Friend Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2019 09:42AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor went on a fishing trip.
> They mentioned something about butt chugging. For
> once they didn’t make me go with. Instead I
> invited a school friend over so we can play kinect
> and study bowels. She seems pretty excited about
> it, if you ask me.
>
Spring,
Glad to hear you got out of camping - I seem to recall in earlier years you were made to listen to a night of debauchery in the tent your dad and neighbor occupied. If Im not mistaken one year your dad lost the car keys and your grandma had to drive the Town Car to the campsite to rescue you.
Im glad you are meeting with a friend - is that her in the picture? She looks very attractive and can really play Wii Just Dance! Remember to take it slow ('She Cums First' is a good book for new young men) also be careful about human waste - its loaded with bacteria that can make you sick. Have fun!!!
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> Dad and the obese neighbor went on a fishing trip.
> They mentioned something about butt chugging. For
> once they didn’t make me go with. Instead I
> invited a school friend over so we can play kinect
> and study bowels. She seems pretty excited about
> it, if you ask me.
>
Spring,
Glad to hear you got out of camping - I seem to recall in earlier years you were made to listen to a night of debauchery in the tent your dad and neighbor occupied. If Im not mistaken one year your dad lost the car keys and your grandma had to drive the Town Car to the campsite to rescue you.
Im glad you are meeting with a friend - is that her in the picture? She looks very attractive and can really play Wii Just Dance! Remember to take it slow ('She Cums First' is a good book for new young men) also be careful about human waste - its loaded with bacteria that can make you sick. Have fun!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 20, 2019 07:21AM
Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great long weekend!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2019 11:17AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great long
> weekend!
You as well spring. Worried about you with today’s football games.
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> Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great long
> weekend!
You as well spring. Worried about you with today’s football games.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 20, 2019 02:25PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great
> long
> > weekend!
>
> You as well spring. Worried about you with
> today’s football games.
I am worried too. I get off work at 3:30 so we will see what is going on at home. My Dad recently bought a larger fondue pot off ebay. He is on a bizarre fondue kick lately. Last night he was dipping deep fried shrimp into the fondue cheese along with chunks of ham. I hope the government shutdown ends soon so he can go back to work, he even said if he misses 3 more paychecks he might have to take money from my college fund. My Grandma told me not to worry about that though,she has my back and my college is covered for at least 2 years.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great
> long
> > weekend!
>
> You as well spring. Worried about you with
> today’s football games.
I am worried too. I get off work at 3:30 so we will see what is going on at home. My Dad recently bought a larger fondue pot off ebay. He is on a bizarre fondue kick lately. Last night he was dipping deep fried shrimp into the fondue cheese along with chunks of ham. I hope the government shutdown ends soon so he can go back to work, he even said if he misses 3 more paychecks he might have to take money from my college fund. My Grandma told me not to worry about that though,she has my back and my college is covered for at least 2 years.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 20, 2019 03:19PM
Old Friend Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dad and the obese neighbor went on a fishing
> trip.
> > They mentioned something about butt chugging.
> For
> > once they didn’t make me go with. Instead I
> > invited a school friend over so we can play
> kinect
> > and study bowels. She seems pretty excited
> about
> > it, if you ask me.
> >
> also be careful about human waste - its
> loaded with bacteria that can make you sick. Have
> fun!!!
Thank you for the kind words and yes that is her - she is very attractive and also plays Wii Just Dance in a very unique way. We first met at Home Depot when I was shopping for paint for a Science Fair Bowels project and she was purchasing a half dozen drop cloths for her gaming.
I had a fresh fruit salad for brunch with clear filtered water. For lunch Im having wheat grass compote on gluten free rice cakes with a small jicama and lime juice salad.)
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dad and the obese neighbor went on a fishing
> trip.
> > They mentioned something about butt chugging.
> For
> > once they didn’t make me go with. Instead I
> > invited a school friend over so we can play
> kinect
> > and study bowels. She seems pretty excited
> about
> > it, if you ask me.
> >
>
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 20, 2019 03:23PM
Hi Bib
Thank you for the kind words and yes that is her - she is very attractive and also plays Wii Just Dance in a very unique way. We first met at Home Depot when I was shopping for paint for a Science Fair Bowels project and she was purchasing a half dozen drop cloths for her gaming.
I had a fresh fruit salad for brunch with clear filtered water. For lunch Im having wheat grass compote on gluten free rice cakes with a small jicama walnut and lime juice salad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nintendo Power Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2019 03:29PM
spring onion Wrote:
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>
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>
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2019 06:42PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great
> > long
> > > weekend!
> >
> > You as well spring. Worried about you with
> > today’s football games.
>
>
> I am worried too. I get off work at 3:30 so we
> will see what is going on at home. My Dad recently
> bought a larger fondue pot off ebay. He is on a
> bizarre fondue kick lately. Last night he was
> dipping deep fried shrimp into the fondue cheese
> along with chunks of ham. I hope the government
> shutdown ends soon so he can go back to work, he
> even said if he misses 3 more paychecks he might
> have to take money from my college fund. My
> Grandma told me not to worry about that though,she
> has my back and my college is covered for at least
> 2 years.
Glad she has your back. Odd your dads getting into fondue agreed. That’s a bowel buster
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great
> > long
> > > weekend!
> >
> > You as well spring. Worried about you with
> > today’s football games.
>
>
> I am worried too. I get off work at 3:30 so we
> will see what is going on at home. My Dad recently
> bought a larger fondue pot off ebay. He is on a
> bizarre fondue kick lately. Last night he was
> dipping deep fried shrimp into the fondue cheese
> along with chunks of ham. I hope the government
> shutdown ends soon so he can go back to work, he
> even said if he misses 3 more paychecks he might
> have to take money from my college fund. My
> Grandma told me not to worry about that though,she
> has my back and my college is covered for at least
> 2 years.
Glad she has your back. Odd your dads getting into fondue agreed. That’s a bowel buster
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 21, 2019 12:08PM
I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the obese neighbor were watching football all afternoon and evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she was not home to keep Dad under control.
The two of them cooked about 50 chicken drumsticks in the oven and they were dipping the chicken parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of Busch beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of the night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them on the floor in front of the washer. I had to scoop them up with a snow shovel and throw them out on the carport.
The two of them cooked about 50 chicken drumsticks in the oven and they were dipping the chicken parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of Busch beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of the night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them on the floor in front of the washer. I had to scoop them up with a snow shovel and throw them out on the carport.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified_Green Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2019 12:19PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the obese
> neighbor were watching football all afternoon and
> evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she was
> not home to keep Dad under control.
> The two of them cooked about 50 chicken drumsticks
> in the oven and they were dipping the chicken
> parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of Busch
> beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of the
> night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them on
> the floor in front of the washer. I had to scoop
> them up with a snow shovel and throw them out on
> the carport.
spring sorry to hear about that. do you and your girlfriend play Just Dance in your room? I noticed she is very skilled to be able to score huge points while defecating - is this something you practice together?
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> I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the obese
> neighbor were watching football all afternoon and
> evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she was
> not home to keep Dad under control.
> The two of them cooked about 50 chicken drumsticks
> in the oven and they were dipping the chicken
> parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of Busch
> beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of the
> night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them on
> the floor in front of the washer. I had to scoop
> them up with a snow shovel and throw them out on
> the carport.
spring sorry to hear about that. do you and your girlfriend play Just Dance in your room? I noticed she is very skilled to be able to score huge points while defecating - is this something you practice together?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 21, 2019 12:45PM
btw her name is Judy but I call her 'Jules'
For lunch Im having a fresh fruit plate with soy vegan cheese and Kale salad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
wtf??
()
Date: January 21, 2019 12:54PM
wtf?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
henry onion
()
Date: January 21, 2019 02:17PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the obese
> neighbor were watching football all afternoon and
> evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she was
> not home to keep Dad under control.
> The two of them cooked about 50 chicken drumsticks
> in the oven and they were dipping the chicken
> parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of Busch
> beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of the
> night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them on
> the floor in front of the washer. I had to scoop
> them up with a snow shovel and throw them out on
> the carport.
Thats no good, spring. Are you sure you weren’t also smelling some of the feces that your lady friend was flinging all over the living room earlier during your wii session? I’d check behind the couch just to be sure a stray nugget didnt roll back there.
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> I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the obese
> neighbor were watching football all afternoon and
> evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she was
> not home to keep Dad under control.
> The two of them cooked about 50 chicken drumsticks
> in the oven and they were dipping the chicken
> parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of Busch
> beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of the
> night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them on
> the floor in front of the washer. I had to scoop
> them up with a snow shovel and throw them out on
> the carport.
Thats no good, spring. Are you sure you weren’t also smelling some of the feces that your lady friend was flinging all over the living room earlier during your wii session? I’d check behind the couch just to be sure a stray nugget didnt roll back there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
wallet biopsy
()
Date: January 21, 2019 05:06PM
henry onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the
> obese
> > neighbor were watching football all afternoon
> and
> > evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she
> was
> > not home to keep Dad under control.
> > The two of them cooked about 50 chicken
> drumsticks
> > in the oven and they were dipping the chicken
> > parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of
> Busch
> > beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of
> the
> > night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them
> on
> > the floor in front of the washer. I had to
> scoop
> > them up with a snow shovel and throw them out
> on
> > the carport.
>
> Thats no good, spring. Are you sure you weren’t
> also smelling some of the feces that your lady
> friend was flinging all over the living room
> earlier during your wii session? I’d check
> behind the couch just to be sure a stray nugget
> didnt roll back there.
Thanks, and yes, lol, Jules sometimes gets some amazing range she calls is 'rhino-raging' something about what they do with their tails when they are going #2. We are careful to tuck the dropcloths under the couch and tv. Believe me I can smell the difference between dad and Jules - jules is a vegetarian dad is a hot-wing-atarian.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the
> obese
> > neighbor were watching football all afternoon
> and
> > evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she
> was
> > not home to keep Dad under control.
> > The two of them cooked about 50 chicken
> drumsticks
> > in the oven and they were dipping the chicken
> > parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of
> Busch
> > beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of
> the
> > night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them
> on
> > the floor in front of the washer. I had to
> scoop
> > them up with a snow shovel and throw them out
> on
> > the carport.
>
> Thats no good, spring. Are you sure you weren’t
> also smelling some of the feces that your lady
> friend was flinging all over the living room
> earlier during your wii session? I’d check
> behind the couch just to be sure a stray nugget
> didnt roll back there.
Thanks, and yes, lol, Jules sometimes gets some amazing range she calls is 'rhino-raging' something about what they do with their tails when they are going #2. We are careful to tuck the dropcloths under the couch and tv. Believe me I can smell the difference between dad and Jules - jules is a vegetarian dad is a hot-wing-atarian.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
curious onion
()
Date: January 21, 2019 09:47PM
^spring, why did you call yourself 'wallet biopsy???'
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 22, 2019 08:37AM
I look forward to the liberation of spring from his dads stinky ass crack. His bowels are interfering with a young mans life, which is not fair at all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 22, 2019 11:12AM
curious onion Wrote:
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> ^spring, why did you call yourself 'wallet
> biopsy???'
lol Dad and the neighbor were watching The Soprano's and the phrase came up. Stone ground oats, organic soy cheese and whole grain pita for breakfast this morning. School sucks but glad it was delayed.
-------------------------------------------------------
> ^spring, why did you call yourself 'wallet
> biopsy???'
lol Dad and the neighbor were watching The Soprano's and the phrase came up. Stone ground oats, organic soy cheese and whole grain pita for breakfast this morning. School sucks but glad it was delayed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sudafed = constipation.
()
Date: January 22, 2019 11:52AM
Sudafed = constipation. Straining to pass rocks...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 22, 2019 12:51PM
Sudafed = constipation. Wrote:
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> Sudafed = constipation. Straining to pass
> rocks...
Yes. A lot of over the counter congestion medications, unfortunately lead to backed up bowels. The same for prescription opiates.
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> Sudafed = constipation. Straining to pass
> rocks...
Yes. A lot of over the counter congestion medications, unfortunately lead to backed up bowels. The same for prescription opiates.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: January 22, 2019 07:56PM
Got a 8 piece chicken from royal farms. Going to eat at least 5 pieces and a couple biscuits with heavy butter. My bowels can handle it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
how long
()
Date: January 22, 2019 08:00PM
Jules is over tonight she forgot the drop cloths - I dont care Im playing in dad's 'man cave' he and the obese neighbor can kiss my rear.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy J
()
Date: January 22, 2019 08:11PM
Do you have any more pictures of Jules? She looks hot.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: January 24, 2019 04:55AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is taking the dumps while the city sleeps.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Thread is naughty-delicious
()
Date: January 24, 2019 12:22PM
Thread is naughty-delicious.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: January 24, 2019 08:00PM
I just ate two Burger king original chicken sandwiches and a double whopper. I chased all that down with a large Dr Pepper. My bowels are up for it!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Earl Bumstead Jr.
()
Date: January 24, 2019 08:28PM
What in the Sam Hill is going on here - this thread is seriously messed up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 25, 2019 07:41AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just ate two Burger king original chicken
> sandwiches and a double whopper. I chased all that
> down with a large Dr Pepper. My bowels are up for
> it!
Hoover Dam getting hit by anvils.
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> I just ate two Burger king original chicken
> sandwiches and a double whopper. I chased all that
> down with a large Dr Pepper. My bowels are up for
> it!
Hoover Dam getting hit by anvils.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Yummyyumyum
()
Date: January 25, 2019 06:31PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 25, 2019 07:11PM
So nice of this negro to try to interfere with a mature discussion, using immature pictures and deviant behavior. Go steal a bike or something.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
truth onion
()
Date: January 25, 2019 09:53PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So nice of this negro to try to interfere with a
> mature discussion, using immature pictures and
> deviant behavior. Go steal a bike or something.
That “negro” makes this thread actually entertaining, unlike your 12 fake boring trolls. Go fuck yoourself.
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> So nice of this negro to try to interfere with a
> mature discussion, using immature pictures and
> deviant behavior. Go steal a bike or something.
That “negro” makes this thread actually entertaining, unlike your 12 fake boring trolls. Go fuck yoourself.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 26, 2019 07:32AM
I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as my Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they are staying in a hotel there tonight.
I am working in the hospital kitchen today and have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel for breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
I am working in the hospital kitchen today and have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel for breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 26, 2019 10:35AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to
> work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as my
> Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a
> gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they
> are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> I am working in the hospital kitchen today and
> have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel for
> breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
Glad your dad and the neighbor are away, with their toxic starfishes out of sight and out of mind.
That’s a good healthy bowel friendly breakfast.
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> I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to
> work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as my
> Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a
> gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they
> are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> I am working in the hospital kitchen today and
> have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel for
> breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
Glad your dad and the neighbor are away, with their toxic starfishes out of sight and out of mind.
That’s a good healthy bowel friendly breakfast.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jules fan
()
Date: January 26, 2019 01:10PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to
> work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as my
> Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a
> gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they
> are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> I am working in the hospital kitchen today and
> have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel for
> breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
If your lady friend comes by again this weekend, please get more video of her poopdancing.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to
> work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as my
> Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a
> gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they
> are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> I am working in the hospital kitchen today and
> have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel for
> breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
If your lady friend comes by again this weekend, please get more video of her poopdancing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 26, 2019 01:33PM
The obese neighbor puts barbecue sauce all over him, and my dad licks it off his big fat belly. Mom is always upset. She smiles cigarettes, drinking wine out of the bottle. Grandma makes me good foods, and said “this is normal behavior of adults.”
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
23efrww
()
Date: January 26, 2019 01:38PM
gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". he floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison - decided by democrat gov of course, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA, and anything possible to DEMORALIZE white people on ffu. (perhaps a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). the website operator has told him "not to post or return" which are still posted - not removed, by the sysop: not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 26, 2019 01:55PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to
> > work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as
> my
> > Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a
> > gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they
> > are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> > I am working in the hospital kitchen today and
> > have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel
> for
> > breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> > I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
>
>
> Glad your dad and the neighbor are away, with
> their toxic starfishes out of sight and out of
> mind.
>
> That’s a good healthy bowel friendly breakfast.
Hi Mr Brown, how are your bowels today?
My Dad is having a big super bowl watching party next weekend and he is having 5 or 6 overnight guests. I convinced my Mom to let me get a Hotel room at a place with a nice indoor pool next weekend. She has to book the room because I am under 18. I am going to stay Saturday and Sunday nights then go to school a little late on Monday. Mom is going to meet me at the hospital next Saturday for a early dinner at the heart healthy cafe before checking in. Thank God I will not have to endure the horrific conditions at my house.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to
> > work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as
> my
> > Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a
> > gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they
> > are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> > I am working in the hospital kitchen today and
> > have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel
> for
> > breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> > I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
>
>
> Glad your dad and the neighbor are away, with
> their toxic starfishes out of sight and out of
> mind.
>
> That’s a good healthy bowel friendly breakfast.
Hi Mr Brown, how are your bowels today?
My Dad is having a big super bowl watching party next weekend and he is having 5 or 6 overnight guests. I convinced my Mom to let me get a Hotel room at a place with a nice indoor pool next weekend. She has to book the room because I am under 18. I am going to stay Saturday and Sunday nights then go to school a little late on Monday. Mom is going to meet me at the hospital next Saturday for a early dinner at the heart healthy cafe before checking in. Thank God I will not have to endure the horrific conditions at my house.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 26, 2019 03:20PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am really glad my Dad is going to go back
> to
> > > work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight
> as
> > my
> > > Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on
> a
> > > gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and
> they
> > > are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> > > I am working in the hospital kitchen today
> and
> > > have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel
> > for
> > > breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> > > I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
> >
> >
> > Glad your dad and the neighbor are away, with
> > their toxic starfishes out of sight and out of
> > mind.
> >
> > That’s a good healthy bowel friendly
> breakfast.
>
>
> Hi Mr Brown, how are your bowels today?
>
> My Dad is having a big super bowl watching party
> next weekend and he is having 5 or 6 overnight
> guests. I convinced my Mom to let me get a Hotel
> room at a place with a nice indoor pool next
> weekend. She has to book the room because I am
> under 18. I am going to stay Saturday and Sunday
> nights then go to school a little late on Monday.
> Mom is going to meet me at the hospital next
> Saturday for a early dinner at the heart healthy
> cafe before checking in. Thank God I will not have
> to endure the horrific conditions at my house.
Oh I almost forgot I also called Jules and she says she will sneak out and stay in the hotel with me. She said she plans to have a huge mexican food lunch that day. I am so excited. I will be bringing the wii and the new Just Dance game my grandma bought me. We will not need to lay out drop cloths for a change. We will just sweep the poop nuggets up with a broom because the skid marks will blend right in with the motel carpet.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am really glad my Dad is going to go back
> to
> > > work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight
> as
> > my
> > > Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on
> a
> > > gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and
> they
> > > are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> > > I am working in the hospital kitchen today
> and
> > > have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel
> > for
> > > breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> > > I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
> >
> >
> > Glad your dad and the neighbor are away, with
> > their toxic starfishes out of sight and out of
> > mind.
> >
> > That’s a good healthy bowel friendly
> breakfast.
>
>
> Hi Mr Brown, how are your bowels today?
>
> My Dad is having a big super bowl watching party
> next weekend and he is having 5 or 6 overnight
> guests. I convinced my Mom to let me get a Hotel
> room at a place with a nice indoor pool next
> weekend. She has to book the room because I am
> under 18. I am going to stay Saturday and Sunday
> nights then go to school a little late on Monday.
> Mom is going to meet me at the hospital next
> Saturday for a early dinner at the heart healthy
> cafe before checking in. Thank God I will not have
> to endure the horrific conditions at my house.
Oh I almost forgot I also called Jules and she says she will sneak out and stay in the hotel with me. She said she plans to have a huge mexican food lunch that day. I am so excited. I will be bringing the wii and the new Just Dance game my grandma bought me. We will not need to lay out drop cloths for a change. We will just sweep the poop nuggets up with a broom because the skid marks will blend right in with the motel carpet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: January 27, 2019 09:18AM
You guys still grumble. Try being incomtinent
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Undies
()
Date: January 27, 2019 11:19AM
Moons over my hammy. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 27, 2019 02:49PM
Some foods= goulash.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 27, 2019 03:41PM
Well, I'll be! I see this thread is still going and I see we still need to use image block lol! How are you Brown Onion? Hey there Spring and Boiled!
I am still down here in Harrisonburg and it's good to catch up with my old Fairfax friends. Mrs Dive and I are planning to go to full retirement in 2022, we are going to sell all our properties and move further south, someplace real cheap! God bless you guys and your bowels. I will stay in touch.
I am still down here in Harrisonburg and it's good to catch up with my old Fairfax friends. Mrs Dive and I are planning to go to full retirement in 2022, we are going to sell all our properties and move further south, someplace real cheap! God bless you guys and your bowels. I will stay in touch.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 27, 2019 09:07PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well, I'll be! I see this thread is still going
> and I see we still need to use image block lol!
> How are you Brown Onion? Hey there Spring and
> Boiled!
> I am still down here in Harrisonburg and it's good
> to catch up with my old Fairfax friends. Mrs Dive
> and I are planning to go to full retirement in
> 2022, we are going to sell all our properties and
> move further south, someplace real cheap! God
> bless you guys and your bowels. I will stay in
> touch.
Way to go dive bomber! I forgot did you get the Canadian canary yellow groan throne? It’s nice hearing from you again as my asshole and now out of family brother Clarence tried to fake my death here. I had heart surgery but with Matilda’s help am getting better. Congrats about Harrisonburg still being great.
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> Well, I'll be! I see this thread is still going
> and I see we still need to use image block lol!
> How are you Brown Onion? Hey there Spring and
> Boiled!
> I am still down here in Harrisonburg and it's good
> to catch up with my old Fairfax friends. Mrs Dive
> and I are planning to go to full retirement in
> 2022, we are going to sell all our properties and
> move further south, someplace real cheap! God
> bless you guys and your bowels. I will stay in
> touch.
Way to go dive bomber! I forgot did you get the Canadian canary yellow groan throne? It’s nice hearing from you again as my asshole and now out of family brother Clarence tried to fake my death here. I had heart surgery but with Matilda’s help am getting better. Congrats about Harrisonburg still being great.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO loser
()
Date: January 27, 2019 10:59PM
Its easy to fake your death when you’re a fake fuck troll to begin with.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: January 28, 2019 04:57AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well, I'll be! I see this thread is still going
> and I see we still need to use image block lol!
> How are you Brown Onion? Hey there Spring and
> Boiled!
> I am still down here in Harrisonburg and it's good
> to catch up with my old Fairfax friends. Mrs Dive
> and I are planning to go to full retirement in
> 2022, we are going to sell all our properties and
> move further south, someplace real cheap! God
> bless you guys and your bowels. I will stay in
> touch.
5am guy says hi to dive bomber.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Well, I'll be! I see this thread is still going
> and I see we still need to use image block lol!
> How are you Brown Onion? Hey there Spring and
> Boiled!
> I am still down here in Harrisonburg and it's good
> to catch up with my old Fairfax friends. Mrs Dive
> and I are planning to go to full retirement in
> 2022, we are going to sell all our properties and
> move further south, someplace real cheap! God
> bless you guys and your bowels. I will stay in
> touch.
5am guy says hi to dive bomber.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: January 28, 2019 09:00PM
Having a triple whopper and a single whopper with onion rings and a chocolate shake for dinner. My bowels are up for it!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: February 02, 2019 09:37AM
My Dads old college buddies started showing up at the house last night for the all weekend drunk fart eat fest superbowl party. Thank God I am going to a hotel when I get off work this afternoon.
My Dad is still on his fondue kick, he dunks all his food in fondue. Yesterday he came home with more sterno and like 5 pounds of cheese.
My Dad is still on his fondue kick, he dunks all his food in fondue. Yesterday he came home with more sterno and like 5 pounds of cheese.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 02, 2019 10:24AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dads old college buddies started showing up at
> the house last night for the all weekend drunk
> fart eat fest superbowl party. Thank God I am
> going to a hotel when I get off work this
> afternoon.
> My Dad is still on his fondue kick, he dunks all
> his food in fondue. Yesterday he came home with
> more sterno and like 5 pounds of cheese.
If a earthquake hits the area thanks for the warning spring!
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> My Dads old college buddies started showing up at
> the house last night for the all weekend drunk
> fart eat fest superbowl party. Thank God I am
> going to a hotel when I get off work this
> afternoon.
> My Dad is still on his fondue kick, he dunks all
> his food in fondue. Yesterday he came home with
> more sterno and like 5 pounds of cheese.
If a earthquake hits the area thanks for the warning spring!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: February 06, 2019 08:05AM
I called out sick today just for the hell of it. In a few hours I am going to a nice pizza place that sells beer. I think a large pizza with mushrooms, sausage and extra cheese will hit the spot with a pitcher of beer. I guess I better Uber it so I don't get a DWI. My bowels are going to shit their pants when they see what I'm eating today!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: February 06, 2019 10:18PM
jules and I are having troubles lately, she despises my dad and the neighbor - she says they are perverts. I tried to gently suggest that her gaming 'style' presented certain hygienic challenges and she might want to consider trying just urinating while gaming for a somewhat cleaner outcome.
she got mad, later I found she took a dump on my dad's George Forman grill in the kitchen. I threw it out into the neighbors yard before he saw it...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black face bowel man onion
()
Date: February 07, 2019 02:38PM
Spring your gf is hot! So she likes to take the occasional dump while playing Wii - so what? What she did to your dad's grill is a little concerning but its not like you are married. Just fuck her and make her clean up after herself. Eat your greens and remember to get plenty of fibre
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: February 07, 2019 04:24PM
Just called in a pick-up order to Olive Garden. Two orders of lasagna with salad and breadsticks for dinner tonite! My bowels are going to hate this!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion not signed in
()
Date: February 07, 2019 06:14PM
spring onion Wrote:
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>
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>
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion not signed in
()
Date: February 07, 2019 06:15PM
That’s too bad, spring. Jules really sounds like a good catch and it looks like she is willing to stand up to your father; unlike you. Perhaps once it warms up again, you guys could move your wii gaming sessions into the back yard. Then she could fling her feces all over and everybody will just think it was the dog. If she can get one over the fence, please shoot a video of it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: February 07, 2019 06:36PM
Brown Onion not signed in Wrote:
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> That’s too bad, spring. Jules really sounds like
> a good catch and it looks like she is willing to
> stand up to your father; unlike you. Perhaps once
> it warms up again, you guys could move your wii
> gaming sessions into the back yard. Then she could
> fling her feces all over and everybody will just
> think it was the dog. If she can get one over the
> fence, please shoot a video of it.
Here you go
also I had organic beet soup and stone ground whole wheat pita for after school snack.
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> That’s too bad, spring. Jules really sounds like
> a good catch and it looks like she is willing to
> stand up to your father; unlike you. Perhaps once
> it warms up again, you guys could move your wii
> gaming sessions into the back yard. Then she could
> fling her feces all over and everybody will just
> think it was the dog. If she can get one over the
> fence, please shoot a video of it.
Here you go
also I had organic beet soup and stone ground whole wheat pita for after school snack.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Ooh onion
()
Date: February 07, 2019 08:04PM
So fucking hot!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: February 08, 2019 05:01AM
5am guy checking in. 5am guy is still working same boring job. Boss gave 5am guy a nice raise after the new year. 5am guy has not been checking in lately much ever since 5am guy fell in love with black men. Ever since 5am guy has been getting stretched by large black penis up his anus, 5am guy no longer has bowel issues at all. 5am guy now volunteers at a glory hole before work every evening. 5am guy also loves going to work with the taste of a man’s penis still in his mouth. 5am guy sends best wishes to all of his bibs.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: February 09, 2019 02:16AM
5am guy checking in again. No work tomorrow so 5am guy decided to volunteer at the glory hole tonight. After an hour into the shift, 5am guy saw the biggest black cock he’s ever seen. It barely fit thru the glory hole. It was such a huge cock that 5am guy could not even get his lips around it. 5am guy walked around the stall to better help the owner of the huge black cock. 5am guy lubed up his asshole and took the most painful and biggest black cock he’s ever had. 5am guy is now home in bed, with his candles and a quivering bloody asshole. 5am guy is glad he doesn’t work tomorrow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 09, 2019 04:05PM
God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Memory onion
()
Date: February 09, 2019 04:41PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The
> groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
So you take your own death? Scat freak
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> God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The
> groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
So you take your own death? Scat freak
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: February 09, 2019 05:20PM
I had two Hardees 2/3 pound thickburgers for lunch and I have two more in my refrigerator for later tonight. My bowels are feeling a little rough right now. I better drink a 12 pack of bud to calm them.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 10, 2019 11:14AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I had two Hardees 2/3 pound thickburgers for lunch
> and I have two more in my refrigerator for later
> tonight. My bowels are feeling a little rough
> right now. I better drink a 12 pack of bud to calm
> them.
How’s your starfish now? My goodness! I wish Governor Northam would be proud of his blackface pictures.
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> I had two Hardees 2/3 pound thickburgers for lunch
> and I have two more in my refrigerator for later
> tonight. My bowels are feeling a little rough
> right now. I better drink a 12 pack of bud to calm
> them.
How’s your starfish now? My goodness! I wish Governor Northam would be proud of his blackface pictures.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 10, 2019 01:38PM
You hire a spic to do your plumbing and he’s still not here. Probably drinking.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: February 10, 2019 02:39PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> You hire a spic to do your plumbing and he’s
> still not here. Probably drinking.
Hi Mr. Brown, I hope you were able to get your plumbing fixed. My Dad works on our plumbing himself and sometimes he does not get it right especially when he is drunk.
I am so looking forward to graduating high school in just 4 months. I am going to work all summer to save up spending money for college, I already have 1600 dollars saved.
How are your bowels Mr. Brown?
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> You hire a spic to do your plumbing and he’s
> still not here. Probably drinking.
Hi Mr. Brown, I hope you were able to get your plumbing fixed. My Dad works on our plumbing himself and sometimes he does not get it right especially when he is drunk.
I am so looking forward to graduating high school in just 4 months. I am going to work all summer to save up spending money for college, I already have 1600 dollars saved.
How are your bowels Mr. Brown?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 10, 2019 04:04PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You hire a spic to do your plumbing and he’s
> > still not here. Probably drinking.
>
>
> Hi Mr. Brown, I hope you were able to get your
> plumbing fixed. My Dad works on our plumbing
> himself and sometimes he does not get it right
> especially when he is drunk.
> I am so looking forward to graduating high school
> in just 4 months. I am going to work all summer to
> save up spending money for college, I already have
> 1600 dollars saved.
> How are your bowels Mr. Brown?
Irritated spring. Although maybe once Pablo gets here he won’t screw it up.
Very proud of you. Just out of curiosity do you think a term paper on your dad and the neighbor could be applicable to one of your classes?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You hire a spic to do your plumbing and he’s
> > still not here. Probably drinking.
>
>
> Hi Mr. Brown, I hope you were able to get your
> plumbing fixed. My Dad works on our plumbing
> himself and sometimes he does not get it right
> especially when he is drunk.
> I am so looking forward to graduating high school
> in just 4 months. I am going to work all summer to
> save up spending money for college, I already have
> 1600 dollars saved.
> How are your bowels Mr. Brown?
Irritated spring. Although maybe once Pablo gets here he won’t screw it up.
Very proud of you. Just out of curiosity do you think a term paper on your dad and the neighbor could be applicable to one of your classes?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified_Green.Onion
()
Date: February 11, 2019 01:01PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You hire a spic to do your plumbing and
> he’s
> > > still not here. Probably drinking.
> >
> >
> > Hi Mr. Brown, I hope you were able to get your
> > plumbing fixed. My Dad works on our plumbing
> > himself and sometimes he does not get it right
> > especially when he is drunk.
> > I am so looking forward to graduating high
> school
> > in just 4 months. I am going to work all summer
> to
> > save up spending money for college, I already
> have
> > 1600 dollars saved.
> > How are your bowels Mr. Brown?
>
> Irritated spring. Although maybe once Pablo gets
> here he won’t screw it up.
>
> Very proud of you. Just out of curiosity do you
> think a term paper on your dad and the neighbor
> could be applicable to one of your classes?
FAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this asshole
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You hire a spic to do your plumbing and
> he’s
> > > still not here. Probably drinking.
> >
> >
> > Hi Mr. Brown, I hope you were able to get your
> > plumbing fixed. My Dad works on our plumbing
> > himself and sometimes he does not get it right
> > especially when he is drunk.
> > I am so looking forward to graduating high
> school
> > in just 4 months. I am going to work all summer
> to
> > save up spending money for college, I already
> have
> > 1600 dollars saved.
> > How are your bowels Mr. Brown?
>
> Irritated spring. Although maybe once Pablo gets
> here he won’t screw it up.
>
> Very proud of you. Just out of curiosity do you
> think a term paper on your dad and the neighbor
> could be applicable to one of your classes?
FAP to this asshole
FAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
same ol’ shit onion
()
Date: February 11, 2019 06:04PM
I see nothing changes around here. That Brown Onion guy is still obsessed with scat fetish.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: February 11, 2019 08:21PM
Tonight I am having a big can of dinty moore beef stew poured over rice. I think my bowels will welcome this!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: February 13, 2019 07:11PM
Its been a rough week. I have not seen Jules in 4 days. She will not come over and play wii after school because she says she is constipated. I offered to give her one of grandma’s fresh olive oil enemas, followed by some just dance hip hop shuffle, but she refused. I hope she gets better soon. The obese neighbor keeps knocking on the door asking if we have any cans of whipped cream. I had a soybean burger with sprouts for lunch.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: February 13, 2019 07:55PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Its been a rough week. I have not seen Jules in 4
> days. She will not come over and play wii after
> school because she says she is constipated. I
> offered to give her one of grandma’s fresh olive
> oil enemas, followed by some just dance hip hop
> shuffle, but she refused. I hope she gets better
> soon. The obese neighbor keeps knocking on the
> door asking if we have any cans of whipped cream.
> I had a soybean burger with sprouts for lunch.
Dear Spring,
I am sorry to hear about your girlfriends battle of the bowels, perhaps the midwives could bring over some birthing forceps to help her deliver her brown baby. Please be patient with the Obese neighbor - sometimes we middle age men need some ass-play to even out he rough patches...
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> Its been a rough week. I have not seen Jules in 4
> days. She will not come over and play wii after
> school because she says she is constipated. I
> offered to give her one of grandma’s fresh olive
> oil enemas, followed by some just dance hip hop
> shuffle, but she refused. I hope she gets better
> soon. The obese neighbor keeps knocking on the
> door asking if we have any cans of whipped cream.
> I had a soybean burger with sprouts for lunch.
Dear Spring,
I am sorry to hear about your girlfriends battle of the bowels, perhaps the midwives could bring over some birthing forceps to help her deliver her brown baby. Please be patient with the Obese neighbor - sometimes we middle age men need some ass-play to even out he rough patches...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: February 13, 2019 10:40PM
Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 14, 2019 07:19AM
Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping
How cute to impersonate me with a zero, as that’s what you are.
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> Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping
How cute to impersonate me with a zero, as that’s what you are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Remembering Onion
()
Date: February 14, 2019 02:00PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown 0nion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping
>
>
> How cute to impersonate me with a zero, as
> that’s what you are.
Weird - your account claimed you had died 2 years ago then collected genuine sympathy from folks here for months - guess it was all a big joke to you huh.
Why not kill yourself (again)?
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> Brown 0nion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping
>
>
> How cute to impersonate me with a zero, as
> that’s what you are.
Weird - your account claimed you had died 2 years ago then collected genuine sympathy from folks here for months - guess it was all a big joke to you huh.
Why not kill yourself (again)?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 14, 2019 02:33PM
Remembering Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown 0nion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping
> >
> >
> > How cute to impersonate me with a zero, as
> > that’s what you are.
>
> Weird - your account claimed you had died 2 years
> ago then collected genuine sympathy from folks
> here for months - guess it was all a big joke to
> you huh.
>
> Why not kill yourself (again)?
This is not a thread on me. This is about bowels. Let’s hear about your bowels.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown 0nion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping
> >
> >
> > How cute to impersonate me with a zero, as
> > that’s what you are.
>
> Weird - your account claimed you had died 2 years
> ago then collected genuine sympathy from folks
> here for months - guess it was all a big joke to
> you huh.
>
> Why not kill yourself (again)?
This is not a thread on me. This is about bowels. Let’s hear about your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: February 14, 2019 04:37PM
I left work a little early today and got a big pack of cubes steaks. I am rolling them in flour and putting a buttload of seasonings on them before frying them in a half inch of hot oil. I'm gonna serve them with black eyed peas and garlic bread along with a six pack of ice cold budweiser. My bowels might struggle with this meal!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: February 14, 2019 06:53PM
Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its been a rough week. I have not seen Jules in
> 4
> > days. She will not come over and play wii after
> > school because she says she is constipated. I
> > offered to give her one of grandma’s fresh
> olive
> > oil enemas, followed by some just dance hip hop
> > shuffle, but she refused. I hope she gets
> better
> > soon. The obese neighbor keeps knocking on the
> > door asking if we have any cans of whipped
> cream.
> > I had a soybean burger with sprouts for lunch.
>
> Dear Spring,
>
> I am sorry to hear about your girlfriends battle
> of the bowels, perhaps the midwives could bring
> over some birthing forceps to help her deliver her
> brown baby. Please be patient with the Obese
> neighbor - sometimes we middle age men need some
> ass-play to even out he rough patches...
Thanks Mr. Brown. All is not bad. Jules sent me a valentines day card. She mentioned that she has saved up a huge heart-shaped piece of chocolate for me the next time she sees me. I will leave an olive oil enema on the obese neighbor’s doorstep. I had a fresh garden salad with vinaigrette for lunch.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its been a rough week. I have not seen Jules in
> 4
> > days. She will not come over and play wii after
> > school because she says she is constipated. I
> > offered to give her one of grandma’s fresh
> olive
> > oil enemas, followed by some just dance hip hop
> > shuffle, but she refused. I hope she gets
> better
> > soon. The obese neighbor keeps knocking on the
> > door asking if we have any cans of whipped
> cream.
> > I had a soybean burger with sprouts for lunch.
>
> Dear Spring,
>
> I am sorry to hear about your girlfriends battle
> of the bowels, perhaps the midwives could bring
> over some birthing forceps to help her deliver her
> brown baby. Please be patient with the Obese
> neighbor - sometimes we middle age men need some
> ass-play to even out he rough patches...
Thanks Mr. Brown. All is not bad. Jules sent me a valentines day card. She mentioned that she has saved up a huge heart-shaped piece of chocolate for me the next time she sees me. I will leave an olive oil enema on the obese neighbor’s doorstep. I had a fresh garden salad with vinaigrette for lunch.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
wuhfm
()
Date: February 15, 2019 10:02AM
WTF?
shit-sex thread?
shit-sex thread?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Im a little shy but...
()
Date: February 15, 2019 10:11AM
I remember the first time I experienced an erotic scat gathering. I was at a very small/intimate party of about 8 or 9 people. Gradually people started leaving the downstairs where we were having drinks and moved upstairs. When I was one of the last 3 downstairs I decided to wonder upstairs and explore.
What I found was a warm inviting room with incense, champagne and dark red drop cloths. The room was quite warm but there were two fans so it felt comfortable. In the center of the room there were three people engaging in what can only be described as the most erotic kind of touching I had ever seen. Yes they were evacuating on each other and manipulating each others dirt but they did it in a way that was sublime.
I wont go into what happened the rest of the night but I will say Im glad I kept an open mind and opened the door to a whole new world of pleasure...
What I found was a warm inviting room with incense, champagne and dark red drop cloths. The room was quite warm but there were two fans so it felt comfortable. In the center of the room there were three people engaging in what can only be described as the most erotic kind of touching I had ever seen. Yes they were evacuating on each other and manipulating each others dirt but they did it in a way that was sublime.
I wont go into what happened the rest of the night but I will say Im glad I kept an open mind and opened the door to a whole new world of pleasure...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: February 15, 2019 04:40PM
I have discovered that black eyed peas are good for the bowels. I had a 14.5 ounce can of them last night and they cleared my bowels out very well.
Tonight I am having a 8 piece Roy Rogers chicken meal with coleslaw and 4 biscuits.
Tonight I am having a 8 piece Roy Rogers chicken meal with coleslaw and 4 biscuits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
...naughty-delicious!
()
Date: February 15, 2019 07:05PM
Im a little shy but... Wrote:
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> I remember the first time I experienced an erotic
> scat gathering. I was at a very small/intimate
> party of about 8 or 9 people. Gradually people
> started leaving the downstairs where we were
> having drinks and moved upstairs. When I was one
> of the last 3 downstairs I decided to wonder
> upstairs and explore.
>
> What I found was a warm inviting room with
> incense, champagne and dark red drop cloths. The
> room was quite warm but there were two fans so it
> felt comfortable. In the center of the room there
> were three people engaging in what can only be
> described as the most erotic kind of touching I
> had ever seen. Yes they were evacuating on each
> other and manipulating each others dirt but they
> did it in a way that was sublime.
>
> I wont go into what happened the rest of the night
> but I will say Im glad I kept an open mind and
> opened the door to a whole new world of
> pleasure...
...naughty-delicious!
-------------------------------------------------------
> I remember the first time I experienced an erotic
> scat gathering. I was at a very small/intimate
> party of about 8 or 9 people. Gradually people
> started leaving the downstairs where we were
> having drinks and moved upstairs. When I was one
> of the last 3 downstairs I decided to wonder
> upstairs and explore.
>
> What I found was a warm inviting room with
> incense, champagne and dark red drop cloths. The
> room was quite warm but there were two fans so it
> felt comfortable. In the center of the room there
> were three people engaging in what can only be
> described as the most erotic kind of touching I
> had ever seen. Yes they were evacuating on each
> other and manipulating each others dirt but they
> did it in a way that was sublime.
>
> I wont go into what happened the rest of the night
> but I will say Im glad I kept an open mind and
> opened the door to a whole new world of
> pleasure...
...naughty-delicious!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Poopeater
()
Date: February 16, 2019 12:56AM
Scat tastes just like chocolate. Try it some time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
eesh, gerry, miz, and peekza
()
Date: February 16, 2019 01:33AM
I eat fresh shit from men’s asses every chance I get.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: February 16, 2019 02:27PM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I have discovered that black eyed peas are good
> for the bowels. I had a 14.5 ounce can of them
> last night and they cleared my bowels out very
> well.
> Tonight I am having a 8 piece Roy Rogers chicken
> meal with coleslaw and 4 biscuits.
Damn , Boiled. Thatz way too much food fo jus one meal. You gonna die if u keep eatin like that.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I have discovered that black eyed peas are good
> for the bowels. I had a 14.5 ounce can of them
> last night and they cleared my bowels out very
> well.
> Tonight I am having a 8 piece Roy Rogers chicken
> meal with coleslaw and 4 biscuits.
Damn , Boiled. Thatz way too much food fo jus one meal. You gonna die if u keep eatin like that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: February 16, 2019 03:33PM
Jules came over for some Wii this morning - really messy but fun. For lunch I had a Kale, greek yogurt, apple, carrot, and chia seed smoothie and Omega 3 supplements.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onoin
()
Date: February 16, 2019 04:52PM
Thats great news, spring. It sounds like your lady friend has bowels of steel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: February 17, 2019 07:17AM
I am up early and heading to Golden Corral in Manassas to have a huge plate of sausage patties, eggs and home fries covered with sausage gravy. Maybe two or three huge plates. My bowels have all day to deal with that!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Healthy eating onion
()
Date: February 17, 2019 10:29AM
This is my idea of a good Sunday morning breakfast.
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: February 21, 2019 04:50PM
5am guy says hi to everyone!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 23, 2019 11:48AM
Healthy eating onion Wrote:
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> This is my idea of a good Sunday morning
> breakfast.
That steak might look good, but do you want your colon to look like an accordion?
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> This is my idea of a good Sunday morning
> breakfast.
That steak might look good, but do you want your colon to look like an accordion?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onoin
()
Date: February 23, 2019 12:00PM
Is anybody interested in some scat play/ Tennesse tea stains this weekend?
PM me.
PM me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 23, 2019 07:46PM
Brown Onoin Wrote:
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> Is anybody interested in some scat play/ Tennesse
> tea stains this weekend?
>
> PM me.
Imitation is flattery. How are your bowels?
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> Is anybody interested in some scat play/ Tennesse
> tea stains this weekend?
>
> PM me.
Imitation is flattery. How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: February 23, 2019 11:15PM
But really, do PM me if you want to enjoy the gratification of taking a dump on my chest, or face.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: February 24, 2019 01:39PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Healthy eating onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is my idea of a good Sunday morning
> > breakfast.
>
>
> That steak might look good, but do you want your
> colon to look like an accordion?
Hi Mr Brown! How are your bowels?
My Dad and the obese neighbor were drinking heavily yesterday and my Dad tripped on the patio and crushed his own arm with his body weight. I had to take him to the emergency room. He tore his rotator cuff and has to see a specialist on Tuesday. Right now he is on the couch in the basement and he is demanding that I go to Popeyes to fetch him a 10 piece box of spicy chicken and a dozen biscuits.
He also says that he cant reach his own rear end to wipe after pooping and needs help. I told him he will have to get Mom to do that for him. He is trying to put me on a guilt trip by talking about all the times he had to change my diaper when I was little. Am I being a bad son by refusing to do this?
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> Healthy eating onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is my idea of a good Sunday morning
> > breakfast.
>
>
> That steak might look good, but do you want your
> colon to look like an accordion?
Hi Mr Brown! How are your bowels?
My Dad and the obese neighbor were drinking heavily yesterday and my Dad tripped on the patio and crushed his own arm with his body weight. I had to take him to the emergency room. He tore his rotator cuff and has to see a specialist on Tuesday. Right now he is on the couch in the basement and he is demanding that I go to Popeyes to fetch him a 10 piece box of spicy chicken and a dozen biscuits.
He also says that he cant reach his own rear end to wipe after pooping and needs help. I told him he will have to get Mom to do that for him. He is trying to put me on a guilt trip by talking about all the times he had to change my diaper when I was little. Am I being a bad son by refusing to do this?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green 0nion
()
Date: February 24, 2019 02:55PM
spring why not help your dad - you might find it rewarding and perhaps even erotic. Our used-up food has a bad reputation by can be sublime in the feel or even taste.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jekel
()
Date: February 24, 2019 03:31PM
shit-eaters - you people are gross.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Phil onion
()
Date: February 24, 2019 04:00PM
spring, perhaps you could include your dad in your wii poop dancing sessions with Jules. It could be an opportunity for them to iron out their differences with some friendly competition. Your dad could just go upstairs and shower his filthy ass afterwards while you and jules pick up the drop cloths. Win/win for everybody.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: February 25, 2019 09:20AM
This morning power out, Obese neighbor passed out on couch in den wearing black dress (a-la Billy Porter) pulled over his head and no underwear. The cat seemed to be cleaning his scrotum.
Dad and mom are arguing about the neighbor's appearance and presence in our house - mom threatening to call social services on dad and the neighbor (again). Grandma is making me an egg white omelette with sprouted quinoa, gluten-free pita bread and fresh fruit salad.
Dad and mom are arguing about the neighbor's appearance and presence in our house - mom threatening to call social services on dad and the neighbor (again). Grandma is making me an egg white omelette with sprouted quinoa, gluten-free pita bread and fresh fruit salad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fender
()
Date: February 25, 2019 03:29PM
On a severe diet - 1300 cal a day + 45-90 min on stairmaster daily. All I pass is handful of pebbles every 18 hours. So hungry...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: February 27, 2019 05:23PM
The quarter pounders with cheese now come with a bacon option at McDonalds. I am having two of them for dinner with a 10 piece Mcnugget and a Large diet coke. My bowels are screwed!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Observer Onion
()
Date: February 27, 2019 05:34PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> The quarter pounders with cheese now come with a
> bacon option at McDonalds. I am having two of them
> for dinner with a 10 piece Mcnugget and a Large
> diet coke. My bowels are screwed!
After suffering from colitis for years then die young from heart disease. That is some funny shit!
-------------------------------------------------------
> The quarter pounders with cheese now come with a
> bacon option at McDonalds. I am having two of them
> for dinner with a 10 piece Mcnugget and a Large
> diet coke. My bowels are screwed!
After suffering from colitis for years then die young from heart disease. That is some funny shit!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: February 28, 2019 11:10AM
Im pretty upset today - last night a friend sent me a screenshot of Jules Skyping/playing Wii with another guy who goes to my school. Obviously it was easy to tell it was my Jules because of her unique way of playing (and a mole on the inside of her right thigh). I cried half the night thinking about it. Should I confront her or just let this go as wild oats. I couldnt even eat my egg white omelet, gluten-free crepes with organic greek yogurt and fruit compote Nanna made for me this morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified_Green Onion
()
Date: February 28, 2019 04:57PM
Spring, so sorry to hear of your troubles. Perhaps a spin in my windowless white van to get some ice cream or just park somewhere, talk and drink cherry wine. PM me Ill come over ASAP
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
stool sample
()
Date: March 01, 2019 09:21PM
wtf?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Digggy the ClOwn
()
Date: March 03, 2019 11:48AM
animal crackers give you very thick and sticky shit. Needed 10 min of scooping and digging last night to clean my rectum.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: March 18, 2019 04:59AM
5am guy says hi to all the bib's!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: March 19, 2019 04:57AM
Hello? 5am guy calling all BiB's!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy fan club
()
Date: March 19, 2019 09:39AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in. 5am guy had a great
> Christmas. The security guard invited his friends
> into the building for a private Christmas party.
> 5am guy spent most of the night receiving anal sex
> from big black men in a male orgy. 5am guy was
> popular because he was the only white guy there.
> 5am guy thinks he had his first prostate orgasm.
> 5am guy will probably only date black men from now
> on. 5am guy is in love with black penis. Merry
> Christmas from 5am guy.
Good to hear you’re enjoying lots of black cock, 5am guy.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in. 5am guy had a great
> Christmas. The security guard invited his friends
> into the building for a private Christmas party.
> 5am guy spent most of the night receiving anal sex
> from big black men in a male orgy. 5am guy was
> popular because he was the only white guy there.
> 5am guy thinks he had his first prostate orgasm.
> 5am guy will probably only date black men from now
> on. 5am guy is in love with black penis. Merry
> Christmas from 5am guy.
Good to hear you’re enjoying lots of black cock, 5am guy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 19, 2019 01:21PM
Look at the superior bowel folks show what assholes they are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Judge Onion
()
Date: March 19, 2019 01:42PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Look at the superior bowel folks show what
> assholes they are.
God is punishing you for your blithe racism. you will die (really this time) miserable and with rectal prolapse. Justice.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Look at the superior bowel folks show what
> assholes they are.
God is punishing you for your blithe racism. you will die (really this time) miserable and with rectal prolapse. Justice.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 19, 2019 02:29PM
Judge Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Look at the superior bowel folks show what
> > assholes they are.
>
> God is punishing you for your blithe racism. you
> will die (really this time) miserable and with
> rectal prolapse. Justice.
Bitter Julio?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Look at the superior bowel folks show what
> > assholes they are.
>
> God is punishing you for your blithe racism. you
> will die (really this time) miserable and with
> rectal prolapse. Justice.
Bitter Julio?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: March 25, 2019 04:53AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has limited choices for lunch as 5am guys lunch hour is 2am to 3am. 5am guy has 3 choices, 7-11 Denny's or Royal Farms. Tonight 5am guy had a chicken tender sub and a diet 7up from Royal farm. 5am guy is not sure how bowel friendly this meal choice will be. 5am guy now has the heater in the mens room turned up with the mood lighting and music ready to go and 5am guy feels that dumping time is near. 5am guy extends best wishes to everyone.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 25, 2019 05:34AM
Good luck 5 am. Not sure what royal farm is, but here’s to a non goulash experience! Matilda and I are going to First Watch today with Bristol Stool Guides to give to fellow diners.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Stink finger
()
Date: March 25, 2019 03:08PM
Lately my bowels have expelled bloody, sloppy, gravy that, at times has had small, rock- like turds that have tiny entrails of pus oozing out. Every now and again, an insect-like creature jatcjes from one of the turd formations. After expelling these horrid things, I feel like I've slept for a week and my balls feel like concrete. Any suggestions?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: March 25, 2019 05:09PM
Havin a couple Marie Callender's frozen dinners tonite. One is country fried steak and potatoes smothered in white gravy and the other one is salisbury steak with mixed veggies. Washing that down with a six pack of bud. My bowels are in for it now!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: March 30, 2019 04:43AM
Hi all ! 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy has been eating mixed seasonal fruits from the walmart produce department. These fruits are improving 5am guys bowels. 5am guy is getting off work here in a couple hours and then 5am guy is taking 4 whole nights off. 5am guy is going on a trip to Williamsburg Virginia to meet a lady that 5am guy has met only over the internet and by phone. 5am guy is nervous about this.
5am buy sends best wishes to all the BiB's out there.
5am buy sends best wishes to all the BiB's out there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: March 30, 2019 09:54AM
I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep eating those fruits as they are very good for your digestive system!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: March 31, 2019 12:22PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep eating
> those fruits as they are very good for your
> digestive system!
Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately? I miss our conversations that we used to have. I wish you well with your college plans, is it this year that you are graduating high school?
On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right now and things are not going her way. I wish you well please keep us updated about your college goals.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep eating
> those fruits as they are very good for your
> digestive system!
Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately? I miss our conversations that we used to have. I wish you well with your college plans, is it this year that you are graduating high school?
On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right now and things are not going her way. I wish you well please keep us updated about your college goals.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Story Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2019 05:45PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> eating
> > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > digestive system!
>
>
> Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately?
> I miss our conversations that we used to have. I
> wish you well with your college plans, is it this
> year that you are graduating high school?
> On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> now and things are not going her way. I wish you
> well please keep us updated about your college
> goals.
Brown Onion died of fake heart disease couple years ago just like your wife will pass of fake cancer. Let us know when to provide genuine support for your fake wife ok...
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> eating
> > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > digestive system!
>
>
> Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately?
> I miss our conversations that we used to have. I
> wish you well with your college plans, is it this
> year that you are graduating high school?
> On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> now and things are not going her way. I wish you
> well please keep us updated about your college
> goals.
Brown Onion died of fake heart disease couple years ago just like your wife will pass of fake cancer. Let us know when to provide genuine support for your fake wife ok...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 01, 2019 01:47PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> eating
> > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > digestive system!
>
>
> Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately?
> I miss our conversations that we used to have. I
> wish you well with your college plans, is it this
> year that you are graduating high school?
> On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> now and things are not going her way. I wish you
> well please keep us updated about your college
> goals.
Hello Mr Bomber! I am sorry to hear about Mrs. Dive. I pray she can overcome this.
This Summer I move to my Grandmas house near Richmond and will start at Richard Bland in the Fall semester. I have the tuition covered already and I will live rent free with Grandma. I have a part time job offer at St Mary's hospital as well. After Bland I hope to continue my education at William and Mary but I'm not sure I can afford it.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> eating
> > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > digestive system!
>
>
> Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately?
> I miss our conversations that we used to have. I
> wish you well with your college plans, is it this
> year that you are graduating high school?
> On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> now and things are not going her way. I wish you
> well please keep us updated about your college
> goals.
Hello Mr Bomber! I am sorry to hear about Mrs. Dive. I pray she can overcome this.
This Summer I move to my Grandmas house near Richmond and will start at Richard Bland in the Fall semester. I have the tuition covered already and I will live rent free with Grandma. I have a part time job offer at St Mary's hospital as well. After Bland I hope to continue my education at William and Mary but I'm not sure I can afford it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Obese Neighbor
()
Date: April 01, 2019 04:44PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > eating
> > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > digestive system!
> >
> >
> > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> lately?
> > I miss our conversations that we used to have.
> I
> > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> this
> > year that you are graduating high school?
> > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> you
> > well please keep us updated about your college
> > goals.
>
>
> Hello Mr Bomber! I am sorry to hear about Mrs.
> Dive. I pray she can overcome this.
> This Summer I move to my Grandmas house near
> Richmond and will start at Richard Bland in the
> Fall semester. I have the tuition covered already
> and I will live rent free with Grandma. I have a
> part time job offer at St Mary's hospital as well.
> After Bland I hope to continue my education at
> William and Mary but I'm not sure I can afford it.
Why not let me pay you to access your tender bits? Save up.
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > eating
> > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > digestive system!
> >
> >
> > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> lately?
> > I miss our conversations that we used to have.
> I
> > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> this
> > year that you are graduating high school?
> > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> you
> > well please keep us updated about your college
> > goals.
>
>
> Hello Mr Bomber! I am sorry to hear about Mrs.
> Dive. I pray she can overcome this.
> This Summer I move to my Grandmas house near
> Richmond and will start at Richard Bland in the
> Fall semester. I have the tuition covered already
> and I will live rent free with Grandma. I have a
> part time job offer at St Mary's hospital as well.
> After Bland I hope to continue my education at
> William and Mary but I'm not sure I can afford it.
Why not let me pay you to access your tender bits? Save up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 01, 2019 05:58PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> eating
> > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > digestive system!
>
>
> Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately?
> I miss our conversations that we used to have. I
> wish you well with your college plans, is it this
> year that you are graduating high school?
> On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> now and things are not going her way. I wish you
> well please keep us updated about your college
> goals.
So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a full recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is an inspiration in such times and will be back later but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> eating
> > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > digestive system!
>
>
> Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately?
> I miss our conversations that we used to have. I
> wish you well with your college plans, is it this
> year that you are graduating high school?
> On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> now and things are not going her way. I wish you
> well please keep us updated about your college
> goals.
So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a full recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is an inspiration in such times and will be back later but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Remembering Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2019 01:24PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > eating
> > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > digestive system!
> >
> >
> > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> lately?
> > I miss our conversations that we used to have.
> I
> > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> this
> > year that you are graduating high school?
> > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> you
> > well please keep us updated about your college
> > goals.
>
> So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a full
> recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us
> brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is an
> inspiration in such times and will be back later
> but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.
His fake wife will die of fake ass cancer.
Hey Brown remember the time you had a heart attack and died here? Your 'sister' and 'brother" gave us all the details of your passing. It was funny seeing some of the suckers here actually express sympathy for your fake death. Sure hope that was just a rehearsal for the real thing coming soon!
groanthrone, midwives, basketball sized movements hahahahahaha great stuff scat freak.
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > eating
> > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > digestive system!
> >
> >
> > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> lately?
> > I miss our conversations that we used to have.
> I
> > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> this
> > year that you are graduating high school?
> > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> you
> > well please keep us updated about your college
> > goals.
>
> So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a full
> recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us
> brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is an
> inspiration in such times and will be back later
> but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.
His fake wife will die of fake ass cancer.
Hey Brown remember the time you had a heart attack and died here? Your 'sister' and 'brother" gave us all the details of your passing. It was funny seeing some of the suckers here actually express sympathy for your fake death. Sure hope that was just a rehearsal for the real thing coming soon!
groanthrone, midwives, basketball sized movements hahahahahaha great stuff scat freak.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2019 04:22PM
Remembering Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > > eating
> > > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > > digestive system!
> > >
> > >
> > > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> > lately?
> > > I miss our conversations that we used to
> have.
> > I
> > > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> > this
> > > year that you are graduating high school?
> > > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer
> right
> > > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> > you
> > > well please keep us updated about your
> college
> > > goals.
> >
> > So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a
> full
> > recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us
> > brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is
> an
> > inspiration in such times and will be back
> later
> > but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.
>
>
> His fake wife will die of fake ass cancer.
>
> Hey Brown remember the time you had a heart attack
> and died here? Your 'sister' and 'brother" gave
> us all the details of your passing. It was funny
> seeing some of the suckers here actually express
> sympathy for your fake death. Sure hope that was
> just a rehearsal for the real thing coming soon!
>
> groanthrone, midwives, basketball sized movements
> hahahahahaha great stuff scat freak.
Clarence disowned. Matilda is fine.
How are your bowels?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > > eating
> > > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > > digestive system!
> > >
> > >
> > > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> > lately?
> > > I miss our conversations that we used to
> have.
> > I
> > > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> > this
> > > year that you are graduating high school?
> > > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer
> right
> > > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> > you
> > > well please keep us updated about your
> college
> > > goals.
> >
> > So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a
> full
> > recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us
> > brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is
> an
> > inspiration in such times and will be back
> later
> > but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.
>
>
> His fake wife will die of fake ass cancer.
>
> Hey Brown remember the time you had a heart attack
> and died here? Your 'sister' and 'brother" gave
> us all the details of your passing. It was funny
> seeing some of the suckers here actually express
> sympathy for your fake death. Sure hope that was
> just a rehearsal for the real thing coming soon!
>
> groanthrone, midwives, basketball sized movements
> hahahahahaha great stuff scat freak.
Clarence disowned. Matilda is fine.
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
What the???
()
Date: April 03, 2019 05:23PM
Just when I thought this site could not get more insane it does
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 03, 2019 08:25PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > eating
> > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > digestive system!
> >
> >
> > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> lately?
> > I miss our conversations that we used to have.
> I
> > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> this
> > year that you are graduating high school?
> > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> you
> > well please keep us updated about your college
> > goals.
>
> So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a full
> recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us
> brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is an
> inspiration in such times and will be back later
> but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.
Thanks Brown Onion. God bless you.
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > eating
> > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > digestive system!
> >
> >
> > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> lately?
> > I miss our conversations that we used to have.
> I
> > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> this
> > year that you are graduating high school?
> > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> you
> > well please keep us updated about your college
> > goals.
>
> So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a full
> recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us
> brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is an
> inspiration in such times and will be back later
> but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.
Thanks Brown Onion. God bless you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hopeless Romantic
()
Date: April 03, 2019 08:41PM
What ever happened to the budding romance between spring onion and the scat flinging girl?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:00AM
5am guy checking in. 5am guy has a very sore anus. 5am guy took very large black cock in his ass tonight from new security guard. 5am guy also went ass to mouth for the first time. 5am guy realized that feces does not taste as bad as he thought. 5am guy likes getting reamed by large penis because it lubricates and loosens up bowels and makes for less time on the toilet. 5am guy will meet new lady in Williamsburg soon. 5am guy is hoping she is ok with watching 5am guy suck off black men and have anal sex with them.
5am buy sends best wishes to all the BiB's out there.
5am buy sends best wishes to all the BiB's out there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:02AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy had a pleasant interaction with a lady from Williamsburg over the last few days. 5am guy stayed in a Holiday inn down there. The lady was nice but 5am guy found out she has several children living at home. 5am guy is not so sure about that situation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Egfddffffggg
()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:22AM
Once you go black.. You will never go back
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 04, 2019 03:42PM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy had a
> pleasant interaction with a lady from Williamsburg
> over the last few days. 5am guy stayed in a
> Holiday inn down there. The lady was nice but 5am
> guy found out she has several children living at
> home. 5am guy is not so sure about that situation.
Rugrats=money and inevitable bowel problems 5 am. Run for the hills.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy had a
> pleasant interaction with a lady from Williamsburg
> over the last few days. 5am guy stayed in a
> Holiday inn down there. The lady was nice but 5am
> guy found out she has several children living at
> home. 5am guy is not so sure about that situation.
Rugrats=money and inevitable bowel problems 5 am. Run for the hills.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 04, 2019 09:00PM
Got me a footlong meatball sub with sauce and cheese, tomatoes, pickles, onions, hot peppers and mushrooms. This could present a challenge for my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: April 05, 2019 05:02AM
Greetings everyone! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy was out of town a few days and 5am guy was eating at some fast food places like Jersey Mikes and Subway. This has caused 5am guy some bowel trouble. 5am guy is getting ready to hopefully drop a load. Have a good weekend BiB's!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Ctd4ssf
()
Date: April 05, 2019 05:09AM
Be sure to take pictures..
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2019 11:26AM
Got dilation and midwives but this cinder block cant cooperate.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 06, 2019 09:10AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got dilation and midwives but this cinder block
> cant cooperate.
I hope you made it through that okay Mr. Brown. I am off work today and my Dad and the obese neighbor are trying to do their taxes at the kitchen table. It is only 9am and they have already started drinking Busch beer. I know what will happen later, they will be hungry but too drunk to drive and they will send me to KFC or Popeyes to fetch them about 40 dollars worth of greasy food. That's when the farting will begin.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got dilation and midwives but this cinder block
> cant cooperate.
I hope you made it through that okay Mr. Brown. I am off work today and my Dad and the obese neighbor are trying to do their taxes at the kitchen table. It is only 9am and they have already started drinking Busch beer. I know what will happen later, they will be hungry but too drunk to drive and they will send me to KFC or Popeyes to fetch them about 40 dollars worth of greasy food. That's when the farting will begin.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advice onion
()
Date: April 06, 2019 12:16PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got dilation and midwives but this cinder block
> > cant cooperate.
>
>
> I hope you made it through that okay Mr. Brown. I
> am off work today and my Dad and the obese
> neighbor are trying to do their taxes at the
> kitchen table. It is only 9am and they have
> already started drinking Busch beer. I know what
> will happen later, they will be hungry but too
> drunk to drive and they will send me to KFC or
> Popeyes to fetch them about 40 dollars worth of
> greasy food. That's when the farting will begin.
You shouldn’t put up with that, young man. Tell them both to fuck off. Life is too short not to enjoy. Go upstairs snd eat your mom’s pussy instead.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got dilation and midwives but this cinder block
> > cant cooperate.
>
>
> I hope you made it through that okay Mr. Brown. I
> am off work today and my Dad and the obese
> neighbor are trying to do their taxes at the
> kitchen table. It is only 9am and they have
> already started drinking Busch beer. I know what
> will happen later, they will be hungry but too
> drunk to drive and they will send me to KFC or
> Popeyes to fetch them about 40 dollars worth of
> greasy food. That's when the farting will begin.
You shouldn’t put up with that, young man. Tell them both to fuck off. Life is too short not to enjoy. Go upstairs snd eat your mom’s pussy instead.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 06, 2019 03:09PM
I am going to Wendys soon. Going to get two doubles with cheese and two chili cheese baked potatoes. Washing it all down with a six pack of ice cold budweiser. My bowels will shit their pants when they get this!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 07, 2019 10:11AM
It iz good ta see tha brown guyz postin again. I haz been eatin lotz of hamburgerz cooked on tha charcoal grill lately and by bowelz is a little tore up. I got tha day off taday an tamorrow so I will be drinkin beerz az soon az I get back from shoppin at tha food lion. I hope God blesses all yall brown guyz real good.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: April 11, 2019 04:34AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is not happy because 5am guy has to take some classes to renew his certifications. This means 5am guy has to be awake in the middle of the day when 5am guy is usually sleeping. This is causing bowel trouble for 5am guy. 5am guy is hoping that the BiB's are doing well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Zzzzzzz
()
Date: April 11, 2019 04:40AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is not
> happy because 5am guy has to take some classes to
> renew his certifications. This means 5am guy has
> to be awake in the middle of the day when 5am guy
> is usually sleeping. This is causing bowel trouble
> for 5am guy. 5am guy is hoping that the BiB's are
> doing well.
5am guy needs mental help
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is not
> happy because 5am guy has to take some classes to
> renew his certifications. This means 5am guy has
> to be awake in the middle of the day when 5am guy
> is usually sleeping. This is causing bowel trouble
> for 5am guy. 5am guy is hoping that the BiB's are
> doing well.
5am guy needs mental help
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 11, 2019 06:57AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It iz good ta see tha brown guyz postin again. I
> haz been eatin lotz of hamburgerz cooked on tha
> charcoal grill lately and by bowelz is a little
> tore up. I got tha day off taday an tamorrow so I
> will be drinkin beerz az soon az I get back from
> shoppin at tha food lion. I hope God blesses all
> yall brown guyz real good.
How you and your bowels red onion? You’re a great guy!
-------------------------------------------------------
> It iz good ta see tha brown guyz postin again. I
> haz been eatin lotz of hamburgerz cooked on tha
> charcoal grill lately and by bowelz is a little
> tore up. I got tha day off taday an tamorrow so I
> will be drinkin beerz az soon az I get back from
> shoppin at tha food lion. I hope God blesses all
> yall brown guyz real good.
How you and your bowels red onion? You’re a great guy!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jules
()
Date: April 11, 2019 08:49AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has a very sore anus.
> 5am guy took very large black cock in his ass
> tonight from new security guard. 5am guy also went
> ass to mouth for the first time. 5am guy realized
> that feces does not taste as bad as he thought.
> 5am guy likes getting reamed by large penis
> because it lubricates and loosens up bowels and
> makes for less time on the toilet. 5am guy will
> meet new lady in Williamsburg soon. 5am guy is
> hoping she is ok with watching 5am guy suck off
> black men and have anal sex with them.
> 5am buy sends best wishes to all the BiB's out
> there.
5am guy/brown onion sockpuppet
Great to hear you are coming to terms with some real issues here. BBC is not my cup of tea but sounds like it really stimulates you so whatever. I dont think its good for bowel health tho. Perhaps your lady from Williamsburg could help with a giant black dildo? Not sure how that works maybe you need live man-meat for satisfaction. Ur bisexual I dont know about that or being gay either.
anyhooo live your truth and keep eating horrible fast foods as they will speed your demise and ultimately bring the sweet relief of death to you and those who have to endure your endless and boring trivialities...
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has a very sore anus.
> 5am guy took very large black cock in his ass
> tonight from new security guard. 5am guy also went
> ass to mouth for the first time. 5am guy realized
> that feces does not taste as bad as he thought.
> 5am guy likes getting reamed by large penis
> because it lubricates and loosens up bowels and
> makes for less time on the toilet. 5am guy will
> meet new lady in Williamsburg soon. 5am guy is
> hoping she is ok with watching 5am guy suck off
> black men and have anal sex with them.
> 5am buy sends best wishes to all the BiB's out
> there.
5am guy/brown onion sockpuppet
Great to hear you are coming to terms with some real issues here. BBC is not my cup of tea but sounds like it really stimulates you so whatever. I dont think its good for bowel health tho. Perhaps your lady from Williamsburg could help with a giant black dildo? Not sure how that works maybe you need live man-meat for satisfaction. Ur bisexual I dont know about that or being gay either.
anyhooo live your truth and keep eating horrible fast foods as they will speed your demise and ultimately bring the sweet relief of death to you and those who have to endure your endless and boring trivialities...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 11, 2019 10:43PM
Jules asked me to do 'analingus' while she plays Wii - I dont even know what that is.
I did however enjoy organic baked tofu on a fresh organic spring salad with sprouted organic chia seeds and a full 16oz glass of filtered water for dinner.
I did however enjoy organic baked tofu on a fresh organic spring salad with sprouted organic chia seeds and a full 16oz glass of filtered water for dinner.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: April 14, 2019 06:44AM
I see the write ups continue. It shocks me the ignorance not only on this site but elsewhere as the best advice, is to have a proper diet along with seeing a physician on a regular basis. If you have health problems related to your digestion, it would behoove you to make an appointment. Take charge of your life, instead of writing about it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 14, 2019 09:26AM
Time for spring break and while most of my friends from school are heading to the beach I am going on a tour of the Warrenton wellness kitchen. In June I will be attending classes there to learn about healthy cooking.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Overseer Onion Frenman
()
Date: April 14, 2019 10:35AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Time for spring break and while most of my friends
> from school are heading to the beach I am going on
> a tour of the Warrenton wellness kitchen. In June
> I will be attending classes there to learn about
> healthy cooking.
Congrats on your hard work spring - too bad you could only get into a Jr. college. I imagine you would be cleaning toilets at Burger King if you didnt work so hard to at school to manage C- grades. Well done.
As to the analingus w Jules please avoid this practice as your friends Wii gaming habits appear less than hygienic.
all the best.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Time for spring break and while most of my friends
> from school are heading to the beach I am going on
> a tour of the Warrenton wellness kitchen. In June
> I will be attending classes there to learn about
> healthy cooking.
Congrats on your hard work spring - too bad you could only get into a Jr. college. I imagine you would be cleaning toilets at Burger King if you didnt work so hard to at school to manage C- grades. Well done.
As to the analingus w Jules please avoid this practice as your friends Wii gaming habits appear less than hygienic.
all the best.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 14, 2019 02:46PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I see the write ups continue. It shocks me the
> ignorance not only on this site but elsewhere as
> the best advice, is to have a proper diet along
> with seeing a physician on a regular basis. If you
> have health problems related to your digestion, it
> would behoove you to make an appointment. Take
> charge of your life, instead of writing about it.
Hey Doc, let me ask you a question my Doctor says I am morbidly obese and he wants me to get weight loss surgery. I am 6'3" and weigh 335 pounds, that's not really that bad is it?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I see the write ups continue. It shocks me the
> ignorance not only on this site but elsewhere as
> the best advice, is to have a proper diet along
> with seeing a physician on a regular basis. If you
> have health problems related to your digestion, it
> would behoove you to make an appointment. Take
> charge of your life, instead of writing about it.
Hey Doc, let me ask you a question my Doctor says I am morbidly obese and he wants me to get weight loss surgery. I am 6'3" and weigh 335 pounds, that's not really that bad is it?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Scatman Crothers
()
Date: April 15, 2019 12:09AM
Overseer Onion Frenman Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Time for spring break and while most of my
> friends
> > from school are heading to the beach I am going
> on
> > a tour of the Warrenton wellness kitchen. In
> June
> > I will be attending classes there to learn
> about
> > healthy cooking.
>
>
> Congrats on your hard work spring - too bad you
> could only get into a Jr. college. I imagine you
> would be cleaning toilets at Burger King if you
> didnt work so hard to at school to manage C-
> grades. Well done.
>
> As to the analingus w Jules please avoid this
> practice as your friends Wii gaming habits appear
> less than hygienic.
>
> all the best.
He said she eats healthy so its ok to analingish her. Stop giving bad advice.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Time for spring break and while most of my
> friends
> > from school are heading to the beach I am going
> on
> > a tour of the Warrenton wellness kitchen. In
> June
> > I will be attending classes there to learn
> about
> > healthy cooking.
>
>
> Congrats on your hard work spring - too bad you
> could only get into a Jr. college. I imagine you
> would be cleaning toilets at Burger King if you
> didnt work so hard to at school to manage C-
> grades. Well done.
>
> As to the analingus w Jules please avoid this
> practice as your friends Wii gaming habits appear
> less than hygienic.
>
> all the best.
He said she eats healthy so its ok to analingish her. Stop giving bad advice.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: April 15, 2019 08:43AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I see the write ups continue. It shocks me the
> > ignorance not only on this site but elsewhere
> as
> > the best advice, is to have a proper diet along
> > with seeing a physician on a regular basis. If
> you
> > have health problems related to your digestion,
> it
> > would behoove you to make an appointment. Take
> > charge of your life, instead of writing about
> it.
>
> Hey Doc, let me ask you a question my Doctor says
> I am morbidly obese and he wants me to get weight
> loss surgery. I am 6'3" and weigh 335 pounds,
> that's not really that bad is it?
Please don't take this personally, but that is high in the obesity rate for BMI. By all means I'd recommend immediately losing weight, as you are in the high risk category for heart and other medical conditions.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I see the write ups continue. It shocks me the
> > ignorance not only on this site but elsewhere
> as
> > the best advice, is to have a proper diet along
> > with seeing a physician on a regular basis. If
> you
> > have health problems related to your digestion,
> it
> > would behoove you to make an appointment. Take
> > charge of your life, instead of writing about
> it.
>
> Hey Doc, let me ask you a question my Doctor says
> I am morbidly obese and he wants me to get weight
> loss surgery. I am 6'3" and weigh 335 pounds,
> that's not really that bad is it?
Please don't take this personally, but that is high in the obesity rate for BMI. By all means I'd recommend immediately losing weight, as you are in the high risk category for heart and other medical conditions.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Observer Onion
()
Date: April 15, 2019 08:25PM
I watched a family of three, all very obese, eating Chinese while I waited to get my kid takeout. On each plate Id estimate they each had 7 cups of some fried rice dish and were just scooping it into their faces. The teen appeared to be winded he was eating so much so fast. They looked pained, not even enjoying the gut-pack. They looked like sad people.
Why do people eat so much shit-food? It makes no sense.
Why do people eat so much shit-food? It makes no sense.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tobar the Eightman
()
Date: April 15, 2019 10:34PM
Observer Onion Wrote:
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> I watched a family of three, all very obese,
> eating Chinese while I waited to get my kid
> takeout. On each plate Id estimate they each had
> 7 cups of some fried rice dish and were just
> scooping it into their faces. The teen appeared
> to be winded he was eating so much so fast. They
> looked pained, not even enjoying the gut-pack.
> They looked like sad people.
>
> Why do people eat so much shit-food? It makes no
> sense.
Take a look at things like the triple Whopper Meal at 1800 calories. Thats one singe meal for some people. They eat that kind of food from breakfast to midnight snack. People have lost track of nutrition and, like voting for Trump, simply do what feels good even if it is making them sick.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I watched a family of three, all very obese,
> eating Chinese while I waited to get my kid
> takeout. On each plate Id estimate they each had
> 7 cups of some fried rice dish and were just
> scooping it into their faces. The teen appeared
> to be winded he was eating so much so fast. They
> looked pained, not even enjoying the gut-pack.
> They looked like sad people.
>
> Why do people eat so much shit-food? It makes no
> sense.
Take a look at things like the triple Whopper Meal at 1800 calories. Thats one singe meal for some people. They eat that kind of food from breakfast to midnight snack. People have lost track of nutrition and, like voting for Trump, simply do what feels good even if it is making them sick.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 16, 2019 08:39AM
So, I have to go to Manassas today and that means I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries and coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish and chicken platter with hush puppies and coleslaw? Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back food from the other. Either way my bowels are screwed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bloated bowel buddy
()
Date: April 16, 2019 01:47PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> So, I have to go to Manassas today and that means
> I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy
> Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries and
> coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish and
> chicken platter with hush puppies and coleslaw?
> Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back food
> from the other. Either way my bowels are screwed.
youll die soon you fat piece of shit.
-------------------------------------------------------
> So, I have to go to Manassas today and that means
> I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy
> Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries and
> coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish and
> chicken platter with hush puppies and coleslaw?
> Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back food
> from the other. Either way my bowels are screwed.
youll die soon you fat piece of shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 16, 2019 02:45PM
bloated bowel buddy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, I have to go to Manassas today and that
> means
> > I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy
> > Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries
> and
> > coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish
> and
> > chicken platter with hush puppies and coleslaw?
> > Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back
> food
> > from the other. Either way my bowels are
> screwed.
>
>
> youll die soon you fat piece of shit.
This is very rude. Boiled WWBD? I’m not sure but those cause me to fill up the groan throne, water overflowing and the wetback plumber called out. How are your bowels?
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, I have to go to Manassas today and that
> means
> > I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy
> > Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries
> and
> > coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish
> and
> > chicken platter with hush puppies and coleslaw?
> > Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back
> food
> > from the other. Either way my bowels are
> screwed.
>
>
> youll die soon you fat piece of shit.
This is very rude. Boiled WWBD? I’m not sure but those cause me to fill up the groan throne, water overflowing and the wetback plumber called out. How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 16, 2019 03:29PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> bloated bowel buddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So, I have to go to Manassas today and that
> > means
> > > I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy
> > > Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries
> > and
> > > coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish
> > and
> > > chicken platter with hush puppies and
> coleslaw?
> > > Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back
> > food
> > > from the other. Either way my bowels are
> > screwed.
> >
> >
> > youll die soon you fat piece of shit.
>
>
> This is very rude. Boiled WWBD? I’m not sure but
> those cause me to fill up the groan throne, water
> overflowing and the wetback plumber called out.
> How are your bowels?
My bowels are pretty good thanks for asking. Even though I am fat my bowels work pretty well, I keep testing their limits. One time I ate about 2 pounds of bacon and a dozen fried eggs at golden corral and they gave me some trouble.
-------------------------------------------------------
> bloated bowel buddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So, I have to go to Manassas today and that
> > means
> > > I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy
> > > Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries
> > and
> > > coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish
> > and
> > > chicken platter with hush puppies and
> coleslaw?
> > > Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back
> > food
> > > from the other. Either way my bowels are
> > screwed.
> >
> >
> > youll die soon you fat piece of shit.
>
>
> This is very rude. Boiled WWBD? I’m not sure but
> those cause me to fill up the groan throne, water
> overflowing and the wetback plumber called out.
> How are your bowels?
My bowels are pretty good thanks for asking. Even though I am fat my bowels work pretty well, I keep testing their limits. One time I ate about 2 pounds of bacon and a dozen fried eggs at golden corral and they gave me some trouble.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 16, 2019 03:48PM
Two pounds of bacon, guessing the grease could be lubricating on the way out. As for eggs I love them, but they cause anywhere from basketball sized to cinder block craps.
Do you regularly use midwives and a rectal mirror? I expect blast off tonight like Wallops Island.
Do you regularly use midwives and a rectal mirror? I expect blast off tonight like Wallops Island.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 16, 2019 04:04PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Two pounds of bacon, guessing the grease could be
> lubricating on the way out. As for eggs I love
> them, but they cause anywhere from basketball
> sized to cinder block craps.
>
> Do you regularly use midwives and a rectal mirror?
> I expect blast off tonight like Wallops Island.
No I never need midwives. My wife left me years ago because she said I was a fat disgusting slob. I live alone and have three bathrooms so I have backup when I clog one toilet. I keep plungers on hand though. My bowels are pretty tough and can take some abuse.
I had Captain dees for lunch but I brought home a 8 piece chicken with 4 biscuits from Roy Rogers so that will make a good dinner.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Two pounds of bacon, guessing the grease could be
> lubricating on the way out. As for eggs I love
> them, but they cause anywhere from basketball
> sized to cinder block craps.
>
> Do you regularly use midwives and a rectal mirror?
> I expect blast off tonight like Wallops Island.
No I never need midwives. My wife left me years ago because she said I was a fat disgusting slob. I live alone and have three bathrooms so I have backup when I clog one toilet. I keep plungers on hand though. My bowels are pretty tough and can take some abuse.
I had Captain dees for lunch but I brought home a 8 piece chicken with 4 biscuits from Roy Rogers so that will make a good dinner.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: April 16, 2019 04:52PM
Still beats being in continent
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: April 16, 2019 06:22PM
Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Still beats being in continent
Have you visited a board certified physician? It’s incontinence.
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> Still beats being in continent
Have you visited a board certified physician? It’s incontinence.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
great victory
()
Date: April 16, 2019 08:38PM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Two pounds of bacon, guessing the grease could
> be
> > lubricating on the way out. As for eggs I love
> > them, but they cause anywhere from basketball
> > sized to cinder block craps.
> >
> > Do you regularly use midwives and a rectal
> mirror?
> > I expect blast off tonight like Wallops Island.
>
>
> No I never need midwives. My wife left me years
> ago because she said I was a fat disgusting slob.
> I live alone and have three bathrooms so I have
> backup when I clog one toilet. I keep plungers on
> hand though. My bowels are pretty tough and can
> take some abuse.
> I had Captain dees for lunch but I brought home a
> 8 piece chicken with 4 biscuits from Roy Rogers so
> that will make a good dinner.
YOu are no doubt a disgusting person but your self-awareness is refreshing. Like a self-aware pig rooting through your own shit for food you have a splinter of nobility among your otherwise feted soul.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Two pounds of bacon, guessing the grease could
> be
> > lubricating on the way out. As for eggs I love
> > them, but they cause anywhere from basketball
> > sized to cinder block craps.
> >
> > Do you regularly use midwives and a rectal
> mirror?
> > I expect blast off tonight like Wallops Island.
>
>
> No I never need midwives. My wife left me years
> ago because she said I was a fat disgusting slob.
> I live alone and have three bathrooms so I have
> backup when I clog one toilet. I keep plungers on
> hand though. My bowels are pretty tough and can
> take some abuse.
> I had Captain dees for lunch but I brought home a
> 8 piece chicken with 4 biscuits from Roy Rogers so
> that will make a good dinner.
YOu are no doubt a disgusting person but your self-awareness is refreshing. Like a self-aware pig rooting through your own shit for food you have a splinter of nobility among your otherwise feted soul.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 16, 2019 11:45PM
Obese neighbor just went to the bathroom in our fish tank. Grandma is trying to fish the floater out before the fish consume any more of it. My dad is drunk and flossing wearing only a his boxers and one of my moms bras.
Im going to bed without finishing my fruit salad and spring water.
Im going to bed without finishing my fruit salad and spring water.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green 0nion_
()
Date: April 17, 2019 11:06AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor just went to the bathroom in our
> fish tank. Grandma is trying to fish the floater
> out before the fish consume any more of it. My
> dad is drunk and flossing wearing only a his
> boxers and one of my moms bras.
>
> Im going to bed without finishing my fruit salad
> and spring water.
Spring, I know you are getting older now and can understand that 'these things happen.' Perhaps you could leave early for the Jr. College you plan to attend. I dont think your parents are providing a bowel-friendly environment for you as a developing young man. You are always welcome to say in my guest room that definitely doesnt have a two way mirror in its bathroom.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Obese neighbor just went to the bathroom in our
> fish tank. Grandma is trying to fish the floater
> out before the fish consume any more of it. My
> dad is drunk and flossing wearing only a his
> boxers and one of my moms bras.
>
> Im going to bed without finishing my fruit salad
> and spring water.
Spring, I know you are getting older now and can understand that 'these things happen.' Perhaps you could leave early for the Jr. College you plan to attend. I dont think your parents are providing a bowel-friendly environment for you as a developing young man. You are always welcome to say in my guest room that definitely doesnt have a two way mirror in its bathroom.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 17, 2019 05:13PM
I just left Wendys, got two 5 buck giant JBC meals plus a double with cheese. My bowels got this!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 17, 2019 08:59PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just left Wendys, got two 5 buck giant JBC meals
> plus a double with cheese. My bowels got this!
My goodness I hope so. Are your bowels platinum?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just left Wendys, got two 5 buck giant JBC meals
> plus a double with cheese. My bowels got this!
My goodness I hope so. Are your bowels platinum?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 18, 2019 08:49AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just left Wendys, got two 5 buck giant JBC
> meals
> > plus a double with cheese. My bowels got this!
>
>
> My goodness I hope so. Are your bowels platinum?
By George, no they are not platinum. I just took 5am guy’s advice in this thread and I get assfucked by an enormous black cock once a week. It keeps my bowels open and flowing regularly. You should try it. It works!
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just left Wendys, got two 5 buck giant JBC
> meals
> > plus a double with cheese. My bowels got this!
>
>
> My goodness I hope so. Are your bowels platinum?
By George, no they are not platinum. I just took 5am guy’s advice in this thread and I get assfucked by an enormous black cock once a week. It keeps my bowels open and flowing regularly. You should try it. It works!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 18, 2019 08:47PM
I am giving my bowels a break tonight, just having some tuna and salad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: April 19, 2019 05:13PM
I wishes a vuri happi Easter ta all yall brown guyz. Remember that hamz can be vury hard ta digest. I gots tha weekend off of work fo a change, going ta have beerz tonite and havin me a nice salad with some grilld chickens breast.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 20, 2019 09:01AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wishes a vuri happi Easter ta all yall brown
> guyz. Remember that hamz can be vury hard ta
> digest. I gots tha weekend off of work fo a
> change, going ta have beerz tonite and havin me a
> nice salad with some grilld chickens breast.
Thank you Mr. Red onion, I hope you have a great Easter!
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wishes a vuri happi Easter ta all yall brown
> guyz. Remember that hamz can be vury hard ta
> digest. I gots tha weekend off of work fo a
> change, going ta have beerz tonite and havin me a
> nice salad with some grilld chickens breast.
Thank you Mr. Red onion, I hope you have a great Easter!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Better Than Prison Onion
()
Date: April 20, 2019 10:20AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I wishes a vuri happi Easter ta all yall brown
> guyz. Remember that hamz can be vury hard ta
> digest. I gots tha weekend off of work fo a
> change, going ta have beerz tonite and havin me a
> nice salad with some grilld chickens breast.
red, enjoy your Spam in a can re-heated on your basement hot plate perched on the clothes dryer. Maybe you could lure Spring over and rape him for Easter! Anyway better than prison amIright ;)
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wishes a vuri happi Easter ta all yall brown
> guyz. Remember that hamz can be vury hard ta
> digest. I gots tha weekend off of work fo a
> change, going ta have beerz tonite and havin me a
> nice salad with some grilld chickens breast.
red, enjoy your Spam in a can re-heated on your basement hot plate perched on the clothes dryer. Maybe you could lure Spring over and rape him for Easter! Anyway better than prison amIright ;)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:12PM
I just got a great deal on a big oven stuffer roaster at food lion. I am going to cut it into fryer parts then cook them on my weber grill with plenty of famous daves bbq sauce. I bet I can eat the whole thing tonight and wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. My bowels are going to take the oven stuffer challenge!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
cutting fryers onion
()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:22PM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just got a great deal on a big oven stuffer
> roaster at food lion. I am going to cut it into
> fryer parts then cook them on my weber grill with
> plenty of famous daves bbq sauce. I bet I can eat
> the whole thing tonight and wash it down with a 6
> pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. My bowels
> are going to take the oven stuffer challenge!
You cut up your own chicken to save $3 on a meal - how poor are you?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just got a great deal on a big oven stuffer
> roaster at food lion. I am going to cut it into
> fryer parts then cook them on my weber grill with
> plenty of famous daves bbq sauce. I bet I can eat
> the whole thing tonight and wash it down with a 6
> pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. My bowels
> are going to take the oven stuffer challenge!
You cut up your own chicken to save $3 on a meal - how poor are you?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:46PM
cutting fryers onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got a great deal on a big oven stuffer
> > roaster at food lion. I am going to cut it into
> > fryer parts then cook them on my weber grill
> with
> > plenty of famous daves bbq sauce. I bet I can
> eat
> > the whole thing tonight and wash it down with a
> 6
> > pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. My
> bowels
> > are going to take the oven stuffer challenge!
>
>
> You cut up your own chicken to save $3 on a meal -
> how poor are you?
I'm not poor at all. I live with my Mom rent free!
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got a great deal on a big oven stuffer
> > roaster at food lion. I am going to cut it into
> > fryer parts then cook them on my weber grill
> with
> > plenty of famous daves bbq sauce. I bet I can
> eat
> > the whole thing tonight and wash it down with a
> 6
> > pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. My
> bowels
> > are going to take the oven stuffer challenge!
>
>
> You cut up your own chicken to save $3 on a meal -
> how poor are you?
I'm not poor at all. I live with my Mom rent free!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:51PM
Brown nation
by,
Jhonny Bravo.
They took the whole brown trodden nation
and gave us all this constipation
it took away our joy of life
our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
took away our healthy bungs
and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
and all the rectal pain we could withstand
came from Anon doc's wedding band
Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
so proud to dump, so proud to try
They took the whole brown trodden nation
and gave us all this constipation
though I have a disabled brown eye
I still have a moving van deep inside
Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
Praying for a number 4 before we die
by,
Jhonny Bravo.
They took the whole brown trodden nation
and gave us all this constipation
it took away our joy of life
our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
took away our healthy bungs
and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
and all the rectal pain we could withstand
came from Anon doc's wedding band
Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
so proud to dump, so proud to try
They took the whole brown trodden nation
and gave us all this constipation
though I have a disabled brown eye
I still have a moving van deep inside
Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
Praying for a number 4 before we die
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified_Green Onion
()
Date: April 20, 2019 03:26PM
jhonny bravo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown nation
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo.
>
>
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> it took away our joy of life
> our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
> took away our healthy bungs
> and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
> and all the rectal pain we could withstand
> came from Anon doc's wedding band
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> though I have a disabled brown eye
> I still have a moving van deep inside
>
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> Praying for a number 4 before we die
Hey johnny - you joining us tomorrow for Easter Texas Tea Stains round at Tysons II tomorrow???
It will be naughty-delicious ;)
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown nation
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo.
>
>
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> it took away our joy of life
> our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
> took away our healthy bungs
> and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
> and all the rectal pain we could withstand
> came from Anon doc's wedding band
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> though I have a disabled brown eye
> I still have a moving van deep inside
>
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> Praying for a number 4 before we die
Hey johnny - you joining us tomorrow for Easter Texas Tea Stains round at Tysons II tomorrow???
It will be naughty-delicious ;)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: April 20, 2019 05:58PM
I will trade my incontinence with your problem.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: April 20, 2019 09:47PM
I Got Poo Babe
by,
Jhonny Bravo
They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we flush
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got poo
Babe
I got poo babe
I got poo babe
by,
Jhonny Bravo
They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we flush
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got poo
Babe
I got poo babe
I got poo babe
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 21, 2019 04:09AM
jhonny bravo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I Got Poo Babe
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
> They say we're young and we don't know
> We won't find out until we flush
> Well I don't know if all that's true
> 'Cause you got me, and baby I got poo
> Babe
> I got poo babe
> I got poo babe
Wonderful talent Mr. Bravo! Happy easter to my brothers in bowel. Currently on the groan throne, getting ready to drop a honeybaked ham that has a terrible scent. IBS is certainly not fun, but hoping the midwives get here soon as so need an epindural.
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> I Got Poo Babe
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
> They say we're young and we don't know
> We won't find out until we flush
> Well I don't know if all that's true
> 'Cause you got me, and baby I got poo
> Babe
> I got poo babe
> I got poo babe
Wonderful talent Mr. Bravo! Happy easter to my brothers in bowel. Currently on the groan throne, getting ready to drop a honeybaked ham that has a terrible scent. IBS is certainly not fun, but hoping the midwives get here soon as so need an epindural.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 21, 2019 07:16AM
Happy Easter everyone! I volunteered to work day shift at the hospital today so another employee can spend Easter with her children. That makes me feel good.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
left handed onion anus
()
Date: April 21, 2019 05:31PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> jhonny bravo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I Got Poo Babe
> > by,
> > Jhonny Bravo
> >
> > They say we're young and we don't know
> > We won't find out until we flush
> > Well I don't know if all that's true
> > 'Cause you got me, and baby I got poo
> > Babe
> > I got poo babe
> > I got poo babe
>
>
>
> Wonderful talent Mr. Bravo! Happy easter to my
> brothers in bowel. Currently on the groan throne,
> getting ready to drop a honeybaked ham that has a
> terrible scent. IBS is certainly not fun, but
> hoping the midwives get here soon as so need an
> epindural.
shit poster risen from the dead eh Brown. Have Matilda fuck you in the ass with a giant dildo and tear your rectum to shreds. That would be good fun. Lets all pretend having a bowel movement is like havin a baby! te he te hete he te hete he te hete he te hete he te hete he te he
-------------------------------------------------------
> jhonny bravo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I Got Poo Babe
> > by,
> > Jhonny Bravo
> >
> > They say we're young and we don't know
> > We won't find out until we flush
> > Well I don't know if all that's true
> > 'Cause you got me, and baby I got poo
> > Babe
> > I got poo babe
> > I got poo babe
>
>
>
> Wonderful talent Mr. Bravo! Happy easter to my
> brothers in bowel. Currently on the groan throne,
> getting ready to drop a honeybaked ham that has a
> terrible scent. IBS is certainly not fun, but
> hoping the midwives get here soon as so need an
> epindural.
shit poster risen from the dead eh Brown. Have Matilda fuck you in the ass with a giant dildo and tear your rectum to shreds. That would be good fun. Lets all pretend having a bowel movement is like havin a baby! te he te hete he te hete he te hete he te hete he te hete he te he
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 21, 2019 05:50PM
Giving my bowels a break tonight, just having two Stouffer's frozen french bread pizzas and a bag of crunchy Cheetos. My bowels have been good so I am being nice to them tonight.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 22, 2019 08:41PM
I am a little short on cash right now so will be eating Kraft macaroni and cheese for the next few nights and will take the leftovers for lunch. My bowels might have trouble with this,
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: April 23, 2019 04:46AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been eating food that 5am guy ordered off the internet from a company called Freshly. 5am guy feels that the Freshly food has improved 5am guys bowels. 5am guy recommends Freshly and 5am guys favorite Freshly meal is the Turkey meatballs and pasta.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 24, 2019 06:56AM
I just got my tax refund yesterday. Time to celebrate with a trip to Cracker Barrel for breakfast and a nice Chinese buffet for lunch. My bowels can deal with it!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 24, 2019 07:56AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been
> eating food that 5am guy ordered off the internet
> from a company called Freshly. 5am guy feels that
> the Freshly food has improved 5am guys bowels. 5am
> guy recommends Freshly and 5am guys favorite
> Freshly meal is the Turkey meatballs and pasta.
I will have a look at this on the smart groan throne television some wetback installed in the bathroom. Anything that could turn them into smaller cinder blocks would be appreciated. It’s okay to cry but these really hurt.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been
> eating food that 5am guy ordered off the internet
> from a company called Freshly. 5am guy feels that
> the Freshly food has improved 5am guys bowels. 5am
> guy recommends Freshly and 5am guys favorite
> Freshly meal is the Turkey meatballs and pasta.
I will have a look at this on the smart groan throne television some wetback installed in the bathroom. Anything that could turn them into smaller cinder blocks would be appreciated. It’s okay to cry but these really hurt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 24, 2019 08:40AM
Hi Mr Brown and others! I faked out sick from school today and am making a trip to Aldi for fresh fruits and veggies. I hope everyone's bowels are doing well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion.
()
Date: April 24, 2019 08:49AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi Mr Brown and others! I faked out sick from
> school today and am making a trip to Aldi for
> fresh fruits and veggies. I hope everyone's bowels
> are doing well.
Spring - the anus is an erogenous zone; yes its stimulated by bowel movements but there are many other ways to stimulate it. Now that you are older lets stop the facade and allow me to give you pleasure without the ruse of digestive erotica or the usual ice cream in the van charade.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi Mr Brown and others! I faked out sick from
> school today and am making a trip to Aldi for
> fresh fruits and veggies. I hope everyone's bowels
> are doing well.
Spring - the anus is an erogenous zone; yes its stimulated by bowel movements but there are many other ways to stimulate it. Now that you are older lets stop the facade and allow me to give you pleasure without the ruse of digestive erotica or the usual ice cream in the van charade.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: April 25, 2019 04:54AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is looking forward to a few nights off and 5am guy will be going down to paint bank Virginia to go fishing with his cousin. 5am guys cousin still has no indoor plumbing so 5am guy is going to stay at a motel. 5am guy does not like using the outhouse.
5am guy extends best wishes to all the bib's out there. 5am guy is just about ready to drop off a load here in a couple minutes.
5am guy extends best wishes to all the bib's out there. 5am guy is just about ready to drop off a load here in a couple minutes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 25, 2019 07:11PM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is
> looking forward to a few nights off and 5am guy
> will be going down to paint bank Virginia to go
> fishing with his cousin. 5am guys cousin still has
> no indoor plumbing so 5am guy is going to stay at
> a motel. 5am guy does not like using the
> outhouse.
> 5am guy extends best wishes to all the bib's out
> there. 5am guy is just about ready to drop off a
> load here in a couple minutes.
Outhouse could save from plumbers. Hope went well as about to drop an official NBA sized basketball here.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is
> looking forward to a few nights off and 5am guy
> will be going down to paint bank Virginia to go
> fishing with his cousin. 5am guys cousin still has
> no indoor plumbing so 5am guy is going to stay at
> a motel. 5am guy does not like using the
> outhouse.
> 5am guy extends best wishes to all the bib's out
> there. 5am guy is just about ready to drop off a
> load here in a couple minutes.
Outhouse could save from plumbers. Hope went well as about to drop an official NBA sized basketball here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 27, 2019 07:32AM
Going to cracker barrel for breakfast now. Somebody sent me a 30 dollar gift card for my birthday. My bowels are not going to like this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:46AM
Hi Boiled onion. You sound like you must have incredible bowels! You might want to think about making a few better choices at mealtime for the sake of your long term health.
I am working at the hospital today. We are cleaned up from breakfast so we get a 15 minute break before starting on lunch. The hospital is really full for a Saturday.
I am working at the hospital today. We are cleaned up from breakfast so we get a 15 minute break before starting on lunch. The hospital is really full for a Saturday.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 27, 2019 11:10AM
If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you know what’s coming out of my rear end. The midwives are being supportive but look scared.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tenneseee Tim
()
Date: April 27, 2019 11:44AM
Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I figure we will turn the silver line into the brown line and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive some Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:02PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you know
> what’s coming out of my rear end. The midwives
> are being supportive but look scared.
Best of luck with that BO. I hope you have been doing well. Mrs Dive is still battling cancer. We are hoping that she has another year or so. I am so sad but I try not to let her see that. Best wishes to you and your family.
-------------------------------------------------------
> If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you know
> what’s coming out of my rear end. The midwives
> are being supportive but look scared.
Best of luck with that BO. I hope you have been doing well. Mrs Dive is still battling cancer. We are hoping that she has another year or so. I am so sad but I try not to let her see that. Best wishes to you and your family.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:59PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you
> know
> > what’s coming out of my rear end. The
> midwives
> > are being supportive but look scared.
>
>
> Best of luck with that BO. I hope you have been
> doing well. Mrs Dive is still battling cancer. We
> are hoping that she has another year or so. I am
> so sad but I try not to let her see that. Best
> wishes to you and your family.
Oh man dive! Manly hugs to you and here’s to you and Mrs Dive. It is so hard but I have no doubt your support will mean the world to her. I really am so terribly sorry, really am.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you
> know
> > what’s coming out of my rear end. The
> midwives
> > are being supportive but look scared.
>
>
> Best of luck with that BO. I hope you have been
> doing well. Mrs Dive is still battling cancer. We
> are hoping that she has another year or so. I am
> so sad but I try not to let her see that. Best
> wishes to you and your family.
Oh man dive! Manly hugs to you and here’s to you and Mrs Dive. It is so hard but I have no doubt your support will mean the world to her. I really am so terribly sorry, really am.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 28, 2019 07:15AM
Going to Yorkshire restaurant in Manassas for biscuits and gravy, 6 fried eggs and some scrapple. Maybe blueberry pie for desert. My bowels can do it!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 28, 2019 11:06AM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you
> know
> > what’s coming out of my rear end. The
> midwives
> > are being supportive but look scared.
>
>
> Best of luck with that BO. I hope you have been
> doing well. Mrs Dive is still battling cancer. We
> are hoping that she has another year or so. I am
> so sad but I try not to let her see that. Best
> wishes to you and your family.
I am sorry to hear about your wife Mr Bomber. Sending prayers and best wishes.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you
> know
> > what’s coming out of my rear end. The
> midwives
> > are being supportive but look scared.
>
>
> Best of luck with that BO. I hope you have been
> doing well. Mrs Dive is still battling cancer. We
> are hoping that she has another year or so. I am
> so sad but I try not to let her see that. Best
> wishes to you and your family.
I am sorry to hear about your wife Mr Bomber. Sending prayers and best wishes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 28, 2019 01:19PM
After breakfast at Yorkshire I went to Shoppers to see it one last time before it closes forever. I got a Chef Boyardee twin pack pizza kit, some cheese and hamburger. I am going to make two cheeseburger pizzas tonight. Look out bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 30, 2019 02:05PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> After breakfast at Yorkshire I went to Shoppers to
> see it one last time before it closes forever. I
> got a Chef Boyardee twin pack pizza kit, some
> cheese and hamburger. I am going to make two
> cheeseburger pizzas tonight. Look out bowels!
Oh my boiled onion I hope you and your starfish have survived this bombardment.
It’s been a frustrating afternoon. All of us have sat with the fifty pound bags of cement in our bellies over the groan throne. Yet hours of this the inevitable pain and feet nails digging in the grout.
-------------------------------------------------------
> After breakfast at Yorkshire I went to Shoppers to
> see it one last time before it closes forever. I
> got a Chef Boyardee twin pack pizza kit, some
> cheese and hamburger. I am going to make two
> cheeseburger pizzas tonight. Look out bowels!
Oh my boiled onion I hope you and your starfish have survived this bombardment.
It’s been a frustrating afternoon. All of us have sat with the fifty pound bags of cement in our bellies over the groan throne. Yet hours of this the inevitable pain and feet nails digging in the grout.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: April 30, 2019 03:31PM
I’m going to eat a whole ham, deviled eggs, and a cheesecake. There’s no going back.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 30, 2019 08:46PM
I cooked 6 chicken legs in my big toaster oven tonight. I ate them all plus a big bag of potato chips. My bowels are up for a challenge !
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: May 01, 2019 04:59AM
Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy made a trip to Royal Farms a couple hours ago. The Royal Farm people had no chicken on hand so 5am guy had to wait for them to fry up a 3 piece meal. The chicken frying woman winked at 5am guy and said she threw in a extra thigh and that she was sorry it took so long to fry the chicken. 5am guy thinks the chicken frying woman is kind of cute. Maybe 5am guy will go back to Royal Farm tomorrow.
5am guy is just about ready to drop a load. 5am guy has the mood lighting and the space heater going in the mens room now. 5am guy sends out greetings and salutations to all the bib's!
5am guy is just about ready to drop a load. 5am guy has the mood lighting and the space heater going in the mens room now. 5am guy sends out greetings and salutations to all the bib's!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 01, 2019 11:18AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> made a trip to Royal Farms a couple hours ago. The
> Royal Farm people had no chicken on hand so 5am
> guy had to wait for them to fry up a 3 piece meal.
> The chicken frying woman winked at 5am guy and
> said she threw in a extra thigh and that she was
> sorry it took so long to fry the chicken. 5am guy
> thinks the chicken frying woman is kind of cute.
> Maybe 5am guy will go back to Royal Farm
> tomorrow.
> 5am guy is just about ready to drop a load. 5am
> guy has the mood lighting and the space heater
> going in the mens room now. 5am guy sends out
> greetings and salutations to all the bib's!
Hi 5 am! Here’s to you and your bowels. Do you still listen to whale music?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> made a trip to Royal Farms a couple hours ago. The
> Royal Farm people had no chicken on hand so 5am
> guy had to wait for them to fry up a 3 piece meal.
> The chicken frying woman winked at 5am guy and
> said she threw in a extra thigh and that she was
> sorry it took so long to fry the chicken. 5am guy
> thinks the chicken frying woman is kind of cute.
> Maybe 5am guy will go back to Royal Farm
> tomorrow.
> 5am guy is just about ready to drop a load. 5am
> guy has the mood lighting and the space heater
> going in the mens room now. 5am guy sends out
> greetings and salutations to all the bib's!
Hi 5 am! Here’s to you and your bowels. Do you still listen to whale music?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 01, 2019 04:49PM
On my way home from work I am going to stop at a pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage, mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing and wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a lesson.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 01, 2019 04:55PM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> On my way home from work I am going to stop at a
> pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage,
> mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra
> cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing and
> wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon in
> 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a lesson.
What have your bowels done, to deserve such punishment? I’m really worried about your colon.
Still sitting on the groan throne with bags of cement ready to go through a small hole .
-------------------------------------------------------
> On my way home from work I am going to stop at a
> pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage,
> mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra
> cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing and
> wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon in
> 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a lesson.
What have your bowels done, to deserve such punishment? I’m really worried about your colon.
Still sitting on the groan throne with bags of cement ready to go through a small hole .
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 01, 2019 05:01PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On my way home from work I am going to stop at
> a
> > pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage,
> > mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra
> > cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing
> and
> > wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon
> in
> > 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a
> lesson.
>
>
> What have your bowels done, to deserve such
> punishment? I’m really worried about your
> colon.
>
> Still sitting on the groan throne with bags of
> cement ready to go through a small hole .
My bowels gave me trouble last night and all I ate was six chicken legs and a large bag of potato chips. This is payback for what they did to me last night. Sometimes you have to show them who is the boss!
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On my way home from work I am going to stop at
> a
> > pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage,
> > mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra
> > cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing
> and
> > wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon
> in
> > 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a
> lesson.
>
>
> What have your bowels done, to deserve such
> punishment? I’m really worried about your
> colon.
>
> Still sitting on the groan throne with bags of
> cement ready to go through a small hole .
My bowels gave me trouble last night and all I ate was six chicken legs and a large bag of potato chips. This is payback for what they did to me last night. Sometimes you have to show them who is the boss!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 01, 2019 05:10PM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > On my way home from work I am going to stop
> at
> > a
> > > pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage,
> > > mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra
> > > cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing
> > and
> > > wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue
> ribbon
> > in
> > > 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a
> > lesson.
> >
> >
> > What have your bowels done, to deserve such
> > punishment? I’m really worried about your
> > colon.
> >
> > Still sitting on the groan throne with bags of
> > cement ready to go through a small hole .
>
>
> My bowels gave me trouble last night and all I ate
> was six chicken legs and a large bag of potato
> chips. This is payback for what they did to me
> last night. Sometimes you have to show them who is
> the boss!
Sorry to hear your suffering. Only thing is scientifically bowels control brain which is amazing isn’t it? Our bowels despite the pains are incredible.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > On my way home from work I am going to stop
> at
> > a
> > > pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage,
> > > mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra
> > > cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing
> > and
> > > wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue
> ribbon
> > in
> > > 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a
> > lesson.
> >
> >
> > What have your bowels done, to deserve such
> > punishment? I’m really worried about your
> > colon.
> >
> > Still sitting on the groan throne with bags of
> > cement ready to go through a small hole .
>
>
> My bowels gave me trouble last night and all I ate
> was six chicken legs and a large bag of potato
> chips. This is payback for what they did to me
> last night. Sometimes you have to show them who is
> the boss!
Sorry to hear your suffering. Only thing is scientifically bowels control brain which is amazing isn’t it? Our bowels despite the pains are incredible.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Scratching Onion
()
Date: May 01, 2019 07:12PM
What would it do to my plumbing if I ate an entire Carvel ice cream cake?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: May 01, 2019 07:38PM
Toilet in the sky
by,
Jhonny Bravo
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the toilet in the sky
Goin' up to the toilet in the sky
That's where I'm gonna poop when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
by,
Jhonny Bravo
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the toilet in the sky
Goin' up to the toilet in the sky
That's where I'm gonna poop when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: May 02, 2019 05:02AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> > made a trip to Royal Farms a couple hours ago.
> The
> > Royal Farm people had no chicken on hand so 5am
> > guy had to wait for them to fry up a 3 piece
> meal.
> > The chicken frying woman winked at 5am guy and
> > said she threw in a extra thigh and that she
> was
> > sorry it took so long to fry the chicken. 5am
> guy
> > thinks the chicken frying woman is kind of
> cute.
> > Maybe 5am guy will go back to Royal Farm
> > tomorrow.
> > 5am guy is just about ready to drop a load. 5am
> > guy has the mood lighting and the space heater
> > going in the mens room now. 5am guy sends out
> > greetings and salutations to all the bib's!
>
>
> Hi 5 am! Here’s to you and your bowels. Do you
> still listen to whale music?
Yes, 5am guy often employs the whale song and the star shower device. It really helps with a 3 or 4 am dump. Drinking a diet 7-up helps too.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> > made a trip to Royal Farms a couple hours ago.
> The
> > Royal Farm people had no chicken on hand so 5am
> > guy had to wait for them to fry up a 3 piece
> meal.
> > The chicken frying woman winked at 5am guy and
> > said she threw in a extra thigh and that she
> was
> > sorry it took so long to fry the chicken. 5am
> guy
> > thinks the chicken frying woman is kind of
> cute.
> > Maybe 5am guy will go back to Royal Farm
> > tomorrow.
> > 5am guy is just about ready to drop a load. 5am
> > guy has the mood lighting and the space heater
> > going in the mens room now. 5am guy sends out
> > greetings and salutations to all the bib's!
>
>
> Hi 5 am! Here’s to you and your bowels. Do you
> still listen to whale music?
Yes, 5am guy often employs the whale song and the star shower device. It really helps with a 3 or 4 am dump. Drinking a diet 7-up helps too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 02, 2019 08:35AM
A pepperoni pizza, cheese sticks, and brownies. Take this bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:50AM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> A pepperoni pizza, cheese sticks, and brownies.
> Take this bowels!
Spring you are a young man but hoping you switch to more bowel friendly foods.
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> A pepperoni pizza, cheese sticks, and brownies.
> Take this bowels!
Spring you are a young man but hoping you switch to more bowel friendly foods.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Scater
()
Date: May 02, 2019 01:24PM
Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
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> Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I figure
> we will turn the silver line into the brown line
> and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive some
> Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few days. Did you guys have fun?
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> Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I figure
> we will turn the silver line into the brown line
> and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive some
> Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few days. Did you guys have fun?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Son-in-law Onion
()
Date: May 02, 2019 01:52PM
My father-in-law is visiting - great guy but has some age-related cognitive issues. He obsesses over his bowels. Id say he spends 3 hours a day sitting on the toilet. He takes multiple OTC constipation remedies throughout the day. He had a very high metabolism so he basically eats like a horse and is still quite slender. He will have a huge meal then, understandably feel full and head to the bathroom seeking relief.
How much can he be shitting to be in the bathroom so much? Its almost 2pm and he is in the bathroom for the 4th time already clocking something like 2 hours sitting on the toilet. Maybe some of you old and feeble bowel-idiots can give me some insight. I worry about what will happen when his ability to bathroom himself vanishes. Is this where 'midwives' come into play?
How much can he be shitting to be in the bathroom so much? Its almost 2pm and he is in the bathroom for the 4th time already clocking something like 2 hours sitting on the toilet. Maybe some of you old and feeble bowel-idiots can give me some insight. I worry about what will happen when his ability to bathroom himself vanishes. Is this where 'midwives' come into play?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Son-in-law Onion
()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:31PM
...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go and I go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im gonna put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes tomorrow. He will be laying cable for hours with that stuff.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:43PM
He can’t help it. Support him and his bowels. One day when you’re older and your bowels betray you you’ll understand. Your tone needs to change. Take care of him and certainly call in midwives as needed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion's neighbor
()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:47PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> He can’t help it. Support him and his bowels.
> One day when you’re older and your bowels betray
> you you’ll understand. Your tone needs to
> change. Take care of him and certainly call in
> midwives as needed.
Thank god he is not like you wasting his time posting infantile nonsense about ass-play and feces fetishes. You poor twisted old fuck.
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> He can’t help it. Support him and his bowels.
> One day when you’re older and your bowels betray
> you you’ll understand. Your tone needs to
> change. Take care of him and certainly call in
> midwives as needed.
Thank god he is not like you wasting his time posting infantile nonsense about ass-play and feces fetishes. You poor twisted old fuck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 02, 2019 05:57PM
I came home from school today to a surprise. The obese neighbor was in the living room, hanging backward over our couch with a toilet seat around his neck. He had his mouth wide open. Jules was standing over him, wearing a nurse outfit and tool belt, pooping into his mouth. My mom and dad were nowhere to be found. I don’t know what to think. I will go spend the night at my grandma’s house. I had fresh tuna and kale on flatbread for lunch.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green_Onion
()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:03PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I came home from school today to a surprise. The
> obese neighbor was in the living room, hanging
> backward over our couch with a toilet seat around
> his neck. He had his mouth wide open. Jules was
> standing over him, wearing a nurse outfit and tool
> belt, pooping into his mouth. My mom and dad were
> nowhere to be found. I don’t know what to think.
> I will go spend the night at my grandma’s house.
> I had fresh tuna and kale on flatbread for lunch.
Spring, glad to hear you are eating bowel-friendly meals. Jules and your neighbor are living their 'best lives' - dont judge. If you would like I could pick up and we could grab sushi and see Avengers to help cheer you up or just head to my place and I could give you a back rub.
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> I came home from school today to a surprise. The
> obese neighbor was in the living room, hanging
> backward over our couch with a toilet seat around
> his neck. He had his mouth wide open. Jules was
> standing over him, wearing a nurse outfit and tool
> belt, pooping into his mouth. My mom and dad were
> nowhere to be found. I don’t know what to think.
> I will go spend the night at my grandma’s house.
> I had fresh tuna and kale on flatbread for lunch.
Spring, glad to hear you are eating bowel-friendly meals. Jules and your neighbor are living their 'best lives' - dont judge. If you would like I could pick up and we could grab sushi and see Avengers to help cheer you up or just head to my place and I could give you a back rub.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
might have to induce labor
()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:09PM
Son-in-law Onion Wrote:
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> ...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go and I
> go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im gonna
> put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes
> tomorrow. He will be laying cable for hours
> with that stuff.
He is in the john again for at least the 10th time today. He said 'let me see if I can go in and try to get rid of this dump again so I can feel more comfortable.' Its kind of sad.
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> ...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go and I
> go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im gonna
> put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes
> tomorrow. He will be laying cable for hours
> with that stuff.
He is in the john again for at least the 10th time today. He said 'let me see if I can go in and try to get rid of this dump again so I can feel more comfortable.' Its kind of sad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Son-In-Law Update
()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:18PM
might have to induce labor Wrote:
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> Son-in-law Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go and
> I
> > go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im
> gonna
> > put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes
> > tomorrow. He will be laying cable for hours
> > with that stuff.
>
>
> He is in the john again for at least the 10th time
> today. He said 'let me see if I can go in and try
> to get rid of this dump again so I can feel more
> comfortable.' Its kind of sad.
He just came out and told me 'Ive been in there thinking I was shitting, I was shitting I was shitting and I just 'exploded. I exploded in there' Im feeling like Im all done now.'
Very strange...
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> Son-in-law Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go and
> I
> > go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im
> gonna
> > put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes
> > tomorrow. He will be laying cable for hours
> > with that stuff.
>
>
> He is in the john again for at least the 10th time
> today. He said 'let me see if I can go in and try
> to get rid of this dump again so I can feel more
> comfortable.' Its kind of sad.
He just came out and told me 'Ive been in there thinking I was shitting, I was shitting I was shitting and I just 'exploded. I exploded in there' Im feeling like Im all done now.'
Very strange...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:53PM
A dozen donuts, a bag of chips, and french fries. Take this bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BOS
()
Date: May 02, 2019 07:10PM
Abstract
The bowel obsession syndrome (BOS) is a psychosomatic disorder which often remains at the intersection of somatic and psychological domains without being adequately diagnosed and treated.
Case report
A 32-year-old man with chronic constipation presented with restricted diet, compulsions on evacuation, social isolation and depressed mood, thus satisfying the diagnosis of BOS. Cognitive behavioral therapy led to complete remission of symptoms, and results were maintained after 1 year of follow-up.
Conclusion
Although BOS is not frequently diagnosed, it is probably more prevalent than thought. Clinicians should be aware of its existence in order to assess, diagnose and properly treat it.
The bowel obsession syndrome (BOS) is a psychosomatic disorder which often remains at the intersection of somatic and psychological domains without being adequately diagnosed and treated.
Case report
A 32-year-old man with chronic constipation presented with restricted diet, compulsions on evacuation, social isolation and depressed mood, thus satisfying the diagnosis of BOS. Cognitive behavioral therapy led to complete remission of symptoms, and results were maintained after 1 year of follow-up.
Conclusion
Although BOS is not frequently diagnosed, it is probably more prevalent than thought. Clinicians should be aware of its existence in order to assess, diagnose and properly treat it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
twyel
()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:09PM
^explains entire thread. get help
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:42AM
5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy just dropped a big number 3 and 5am guy is feeling pretty good about that. 5am guy has been eating mixed fruit cups from Royal Farms on a regular basis and that is having a positive effect on 5am guys bowels. 5am guy talked to the cute chicken frying woman a couple hours ago at the Royal Farm. 5am guy and her had a conversation about being a graveyard shift worker. 5am guy is trying to work up the nerve to ask for chicken frying woman's phone number.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Youll be buried in Potters Field
()
Date: May 03, 2019 08:49AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am
> guy just dropped a big number 3 and 5am guy is
> feeling pretty good about that. 5am guy has been
> eating mixed fruit cups from Royal Farms on a
> regular basis and that is having a positive effect
> on 5am guys bowels. 5am guy talked to the cute
> chicken frying woman a couple hours ago at the
> Royal Farm. 5am guy and her had a conversation
> about being a graveyard shift worker. 5am guy is
> trying to work up the nerve to ask for chicken
> frying woman's phone number.
Fucking loser. You are an old man and still work night shifts and obsess about your bathroom behaviors. What a piece of shit you are. Why not just give up - you will never be a good person, never have a wife or family. At this point its just a matter of time till you are in a state-run nursing home sitting in your own urine never once having a visitor.
Then Potters Field...
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> 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am
> guy just dropped a big number 3 and 5am guy is
> feeling pretty good about that. 5am guy has been
> eating mixed fruit cups from Royal Farms on a
> regular basis and that is having a positive effect
> on 5am guys bowels. 5am guy talked to the cute
> chicken frying woman a couple hours ago at the
> Royal Farm. 5am guy and her had a conversation
> about being a graveyard shift worker. 5am guy is
> trying to work up the nerve to ask for chicken
> frying woman's phone number.
Fucking loser. You are an old man and still work night shifts and obsess about your bathroom behaviors. What a piece of shit you are. Why not just give up - you will never be a good person, never have a wife or family. At this point its just a matter of time till you are in a state-run nursing home sitting in your own urine never once having a visitor.
Then Potters Field...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 03, 2019 09:59AM
BOS Wrote:
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> Abstract
>
> The bowel obsession syndrome (BOS) is a
> psychosomatic disorder which often remains at the
> intersection of somatic and psychological domains
> without being adequately diagnosed and treated.
>
> Case report
>
> A 32-year-old man with chronic constipation
> presented with restricted diet, compulsions on
> evacuation, social isolation and depressed mood,
> thus satisfying the diagnosis of BOS. Cognitive
> behavioral therapy led to complete remission of
> symptoms, and results were maintained after 1 year
> of follow-up.
>
> Conclusion
>
> Although BOS is not frequently diagnosed, it is
> probably more prevalent than thought. Clinicians
> should be aware of its existence in order to
> assess, diagnose and properly treat it.
When your rear end dictates your day, there are effects. Have some sympathy please as many of us have IBS and cinder blocks to regularly push through.
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> Abstract
>
> The bowel obsession syndrome (BOS) is a
> psychosomatic disorder which often remains at the
> intersection of somatic and psychological domains
> without being adequately diagnosed and treated.
>
> Case report
>
> A 32-year-old man with chronic constipation
> presented with restricted diet, compulsions on
> evacuation, social isolation and depressed mood,
> thus satisfying the diagnosis of BOS. Cognitive
> behavioral therapy led to complete remission of
> symptoms, and results were maintained after 1 year
> of follow-up.
>
> Conclusion
>
> Although BOS is not frequently diagnosed, it is
> probably more prevalent than thought. Clinicians
> should be aware of its existence in order to
> assess, diagnose and properly treat it.
When your rear end dictates your day, there are effects. Have some sympathy please as many of us have IBS and cinder blocks to regularly push through.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
son-in-law Onion
()
Date: May 03, 2019 02:05PM
Son-In-Law Update Wrote:
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> might have to induce labor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Son-in-law Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go
> and
> > I
> > > go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im
> > gonna
> > > put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes
> > > tomorrow. He will be laying cable for
> hours
> > > with that stuff.
> >
> >
> > He is in the john again for at least the 10th
> time
> > today. He said 'let me see if I can go in and
> try
> > to get rid of this dump again so I can feel
> more
> > comfortable.' Its kind of sad.
>
>
> He just came out and told me 'Ive been in there
> thinking I was shitting, I was shitting I was
> shitting and I just 'exploded. I exploded in
> there' Im feeling like Im all done now.'
>
> Very strange...
Heartbreaking, good man now living a life centered around when and where he shits.
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> might have to induce labor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Son-in-law Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go
> and
> > I
> > > go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im
> > gonna
> > > put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes
> > > tomorrow. He will be laying cable for
> hours
> > > with that stuff.
> >
> >
> > He is in the john again for at least the 10th
> time
> > today. He said 'let me see if I can go in and
> try
> > to get rid of this dump again so I can feel
> more
> > comfortable.' Its kind of sad.
>
>
> He just came out and told me 'Ive been in there
> thinking I was shitting, I was shitting I was
> shitting and I just 'exploded. I exploded in
> there' Im feeling like Im all done now.'
>
> Very strange...
Heartbreaking, good man now living a life centered around when and where he shits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: May 03, 2019 02:51PM
A whole pepperoni pizza with brownies.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wonderz Onion
()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:09PM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> A whole pepperoni pizza with brownies.
and? who cares sounds delicious. I had chicken and brownies for lunch. Is this somehow newsworthy? WTF is wrong with you?
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> A whole pepperoni pizza with brownies.
and? who cares sounds delicious. I had chicken and brownies for lunch. Is this somehow newsworthy? WTF is wrong with you?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:45PM
Wonderz Onion Wrote:
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A whole pepperoni pizza with brownies.
>
>
> and? who cares sounds delicious. I had chicken
> and brownies for lunch. Is this somehow
> newsworthy? WTF is wrong with you?
Who are you to judge? How are your bowels? I will not chastise Boil Onion for his food choices. I wouldn’t eat that but please, leave your harsh attitude out of this and learn about your bowels.
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A whole pepperoni pizza with brownies.
>
>
> and? who cares sounds delicious. I had chicken
> and brownies for lunch. Is this somehow
> newsworthy? WTF is wrong with you?
Who are you to judge? How are your bowels? I will not chastise Boil Onion for his food choices. I wouldn’t eat that but please, leave your harsh attitude out of this and learn about your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tennessee Tim
()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:47PM
Verified Scater Wrote:
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> Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I
> figure
> > we will turn the silver line into the brown
> line
> > and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive some
> > Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
>
>
> Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few
> days. Did you guys have fun?
It was a blast! We made some epic stains. We had to stop early though after Brown Onion got too excited and shit all over the hood of one of the cars and then began rolling around in it. The salesman chased us off when he saw that.
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> Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I
> figure
> > we will turn the silver line into the brown
> line
> > and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive some
> > Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
>
>
> Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few
> days. Did you guys have fun?
It was a blast! We made some epic stains. We had to stop early though after Brown Onion got too excited and shit all over the hood of one of the cars and then began rolling around in it. The salesman chased us off when he saw that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green.Onion
()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:52PM
Tennessee Tim Wrote:
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> Verified Scater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I
> > figure
> > > we will turn the silver line into the brown
> > line
> > > and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive
> some
> > > Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
> >
> >
> > Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few
> > days. Did you guys have fun?
>
>
> It was a blast! We made some epic stains. We had
> to stop early though after Brown Onion got too
> excited and shit all over the hood of one of the
> cars and then began rolling around in it. The
> salesman chased us off when he saw that.
Tea Stains is best played with discerning gentlemen - they whole fun is applying as many stains as possible before the store employees get wise to the game. Scat-gaming of the kind you describe BO doing is vulgar and to be avoided outside the confines of private gatherings with suitable ventilation and perfumes...
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> Verified Scater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I
> > figure
> > > we will turn the silver line into the brown
> > line
> > > and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive
> some
> > > Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
> >
> >
> > Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few
> > days. Did you guys have fun?
>
>
> It was a blast! We made some epic stains. We had
> to stop early though after Brown Onion got too
> excited and shit all over the hood of one of the
> cars and then began rolling around in it. The
> salesman chased us off when he saw that.
Tea Stains is best played with discerning gentlemen - they whole fun is applying as many stains as possible before the store employees get wise to the game. Scat-gaming of the kind you describe BO doing is vulgar and to be avoided outside the confines of private gatherings with suitable ventilation and perfumes...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 03, 2019 05:10PM
Giving my bowels a break tonight. Just having a box of Kraft mac n cheese with a can of sliced and fried Spam on top. In the morning I am heading to Roy Rogers for a breakfast platter with a side of sausage gravy and maybe a extra biscuit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sow
()
Date: May 03, 2019 05:15PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Giving my bowels a break tonight. Just having a
> box of Kraft mac n cheese with a can of sliced and
> fried Spam on top. In the morning I am heading to
> Roy Rogers for a breakfast platter with a side of
> sausage gravy and maybe a extra biscuit.
No wonder you are a lonely fuck - who would want to be near you?
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> Giving my bowels a break tonight. Just having a
> box of Kraft mac n cheese with a can of sliced and
> fried Spam on top. In the morning I am heading to
> Roy Rogers for a breakfast platter with a side of
> sausage gravy and maybe a extra biscuit.
No wonder you are a lonely fuck - who would want to be near you?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class 2006
()
Date: May 03, 2019 07:31PM
Spinning signz. Got buttockz out who wants oil changez
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tennesse Tim
()
Date: May 03, 2019 08:05PM
Verified Green.Onion Wrote:
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> Tennessee Tim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Scater Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I
> > > figure
> > > > we will turn the silver line into the brown
> > > line
> > > > and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive
> > some
> > > > Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
> > >
> > >
> > > Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few
> > > days. Did you guys have fun?
> >
> >
> > It was a blast! We made some epic stains. We
> had
> > to stop early though after Brown Onion got too
> > excited and shit all over the hood of one of
> the
> > cars and then began rolling around in it. The
> > salesman chased us off when he saw that.
>
>
> Tea Stains is best played with discerning
> gentlemen - they whole fun is applying as many
> stains as possible before the store employees get
> wise to the game. Scat-gaming of the kind you
> describe BO doing is vulgar and to be avoided
> outside the confines of private gatherings with
> suitable ventilation and perfumes...
Yeah BO got carried away. I think he just wanted to show off the “747” he expelled. We will leave him at home next time because we dont need that arrogance spoiling our games. Next weekend we will do another round of train stains (red line), then visit some lawyer waiting rooms in Bethesda.
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> Tennessee Tim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Scater Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I
> > > figure
> > > > we will turn the silver line into the brown
> > > line
> > > > and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive
> > some
> > > > Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
> > >
> > >
> > > Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few
> > > days. Did you guys have fun?
> >
> >
> > It was a blast! We made some epic stains. We
> had
> > to stop early though after Brown Onion got too
> > excited and shit all over the hood of one of
> the
> > cars and then began rolling around in it. The
> > salesman chased us off when he saw that.
>
>
> Tea Stains is best played with discerning
> gentlemen - they whole fun is applying as many
> stains as possible before the store employees get
> wise to the game. Scat-gaming of the kind you
> describe BO doing is vulgar and to be avoided
> outside the confines of private gatherings with
> suitable ventilation and perfumes...
Yeah BO got carried away. I think he just wanted to show off the “747” he expelled. We will leave him at home next time because we dont need that arrogance spoiling our games. Next weekend we will do another round of train stains (red line), then visit some lawyer waiting rooms in Bethesda.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 04, 2019 07:00AM
My bowels did me proud this morning, they worked well. Heading over to Roy Rogers soon for the sausage egg platter and a couple side items. My bowels are up for it!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 04, 2019 09:36AM
That looks painful Boiled, but I hope your bowels can somehow churn that out.
Will be on the groan throne soon. It’s truly awful to wake up to an impending cinder block through the starfish.
Will be on the groan throne soon. It’s truly awful to wake up to an impending cinder block through the starfish.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 04, 2019 10:42AM
Hello everyone! I am working in the hospital kitchen again today, we get a break between breakfast and lunch. At lunchtime today I am going to bring the trays of food up to some of the rooms. This is not my usual job but it is nice to do something different. Some of the patients like to complain about the food and we really don't have enough time to stand around and listen to them bitch. Some of these people can be really nasty. I just give them the extension for the kitchen manager and ask that they call her.
I hope all the bib's here are doing well.
I hope all the bib's here are doing well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 04, 2019 11:30AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Hello everyone! I am working in the hospital
> kitchen again today, we get a break between
> breakfast and lunch. At lunchtime today I am going
> to bring the trays of food up to some of the
> rooms. This is not my usual job but it is nice to
> do something different. Some of the patients like
> to complain about the food and we really don't
> have enough time to stand around and listen to
> them bitch. Some of these people can be really
> nasty. I just give them the extension for the
> kitchen manager and ask that they call her.
> I hope all the bib's here are doing well.
That’s nice of you spring! And yes it can’t be easy, but at the same time I like that your civic minded. Do you like gladiator movies or hang out in gymnasiums in your free time?
It’s so kind of you. Working on cement bags on the groan throne. Got the rectal mirror out and don’t like what I’m seeing.
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> Hello everyone! I am working in the hospital
> kitchen again today, we get a break between
> breakfast and lunch. At lunchtime today I am going
> to bring the trays of food up to some of the
> rooms. This is not my usual job but it is nice to
> do something different. Some of the patients like
> to complain about the food and we really don't
> have enough time to stand around and listen to
> them bitch. Some of these people can be really
> nasty. I just give them the extension for the
> kitchen manager and ask that they call her.
> I hope all the bib's here are doing well.
That’s nice of you spring! And yes it can’t be easy, but at the same time I like that your civic minded. Do you like gladiator movies or hang out in gymnasiums in your free time?
It’s so kind of you. Working on cement bags on the groan throne. Got the rectal mirror out and don’t like what I’m seeing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Son-in-Law Onion
()
Date: May 04, 2019 11:59AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That looks painful Boiled, but I hope your bowels
> can somehow churn that out.
>
> Will be on the groan throne soon. It’s truly
> awful to wake up to an impending cinder block
> through the starfish.
You sound like my Father-in-Law, he has dementia and spends the day worrying about his bowels. You have some form of mental illness that will only get worse. Im sorry for you and more sorry for the strangers left to care for you as its clear your family has long given up.
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> That looks painful Boiled, but I hope your bowels
> can somehow churn that out.
>
> Will be on the groan throne soon. It’s truly
> awful to wake up to an impending cinder block
> through the starfish.
You sound like my Father-in-Law, he has dementia and spends the day worrying about his bowels. You have some form of mental illness that will only get worse. Im sorry for you and more sorry for the strangers left to care for you as its clear your family has long given up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Underwear
()
Date: May 04, 2019 12:23PM
Son-in-Law Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That looks painful Boiled, but I hope your
> bowels
> > can somehow churn that out.
> >
> > Will be on the groan throne soon. It’s truly
> > awful to wake up to an impending cinder block
> > through the starfish.
>
>
> You sound like my Father-in-Law, he has dementia
> and spends the day worrying about his bowels. You
> have some form of mental illness that will only
> get worse. Im sorry for you and more sorry for
> the strangers left to care for you as its clear
> your family has long given up.
Last I checked he has family. And at our ages yes health concerns, well you’ll see one day. I’m incontinent for what it’s worth
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That looks painful Boiled, but I hope your
> bowels
> > can somehow churn that out.
> >
> > Will be on the groan throne soon. It’s truly
> > awful to wake up to an impending cinder block
> > through the starfish.
>
>
> You sound like my Father-in-Law, he has dementia
> and spends the day worrying about his bowels. You
> have some form of mental illness that will only
> get worse. Im sorry for you and more sorry for
> the strangers left to care for you as its clear
> your family has long given up.
Last I checked he has family. And at our ages yes health concerns, well you’ll see one day. I’m incontinent for what it’s worth
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: May 04, 2019 01:03PM
A whole package of hot dogs, coleslaw and pumpkin pie. Take this bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 04, 2019 02:10PM
The roids are out, but on a plus note so is the oversized honey baked ham glaze and all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: May 04, 2019 04:52PM
Something good
by,
Jhonny Bravo
Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
There's somethin' special on my mind
Last night I tried a new restaurant in the neighbourhood, whoa yeah
Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumping good (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
Gonna be the kind of poop that's not too dry
And I can drop it in the wink of a brown eye
It came out of me like I hoped it would (it came out of me like I hoped it would)
Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
I only pushed for a minute or two
But then it just came on through
Can I be fallin' in love?
This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
by,
Jhonny Bravo
Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
There's somethin' special on my mind
Last night I tried a new restaurant in the neighbourhood, whoa yeah
Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumping good (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
Gonna be the kind of poop that's not too dry
And I can drop it in the wink of a brown eye
It came out of me like I hoped it would (it came out of me like I hoped it would)
Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
I only pushed for a minute or two
But then it just came on through
Can I be fallin' in love?
This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
truth onion
()
Date: May 05, 2019 12:04AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The roids are out, but on a plus note so is the
> oversized honey baked ham glaze and all.
Freak. You live to talk about your shit. What a loser.
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> The roids are out, but on a plus note so is the
> oversized honey baked ham glaze and all.
Freak. You live to talk about your shit. What a loser.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:01AM
I'm staying home today and having a big breakfast! My bowels have all day to deal with this! I had some beans and weenies left over so I incorporated them into breakfast,
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:45AM
jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Something good
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
> Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
> There's somethin' special on my mind
> Last night I tried a new restaurant in the
> neighbourhood, whoa yeah
> Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumping good
> (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
> Gonna be the kind of poop that's not too dry
> And I can drop it in the wink of a brown eye
> It came out of me like I hoped it would (it came
> out of me like I hoped it would)
> Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good
> (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
> I only pushed for a minute or two
> But then it just came on through
> Can I be fallin' in love?
> This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
> This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
Kudos to the Grammy award winning Mr Bravo!
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> Something good
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
> Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
> There's somethin' special on my mind
> Last night I tried a new restaurant in the
> neighbourhood, whoa yeah
> Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumping good
> (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
> Gonna be the kind of poop that's not too dry
> And I can drop it in the wink of a brown eye
> It came out of me like I hoped it would (it came
> out of me like I hoped it would)
> Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good
> (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
> I only pushed for a minute or two
> But then it just came on through
> Can I be fallin' in love?
> This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
> This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
Kudos to the Grammy award winning Mr Bravo!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:47AM
truth onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The roids are out, but on a plus note so is the
> > oversized honey baked ham glaze and all.
>
>
> Freak. You live to talk about your shit. What a
> loser.
Deal with it. My bowel woes are every day. Let that sink in everyday. Enjoy your superior bowels.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The roids are out, but on a plus note so is the
> > oversized honey baked ham glaze and all.
>
>
> Freak. You live to talk about your shit. What a
> loser.
Deal with it. My bowel woes are every day. Let that sink in everyday. Enjoy your superior bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2019 02:11PM
Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling greasy hotdogs and burgers. They are discussing teabags but I don’t think they like Earl Grey.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
banned fracking onion
()
Date: May 05, 2019 02:32PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling greasy
> hotdogs and burgers. They are discussing teabags
> but I don’t think they like Earl Grey.
Spring they are talking about dunking their balls into each other's mouth - that is 'tea-bagging.' Your dad is gay as is the neighbor. Eat some healthy shit, cry, whatever - you cannot change your dad likes overweight men sucking his cock.
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> Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling greasy
> hotdogs and burgers. They are discussing teabags
> but I don’t think they like Earl Grey.
Spring they are talking about dunking their balls into each other's mouth - that is 'tea-bagging.' Your dad is gay as is the neighbor. Eat some healthy shit, cry, whatever - you cannot change your dad likes overweight men sucking his cock.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2019 02:57PM
The obese neighbor is in the living room. Totally naked with Vaseline on farting. Mom smokes cigarettes and cries. Grandma said she will buy me fresh fruits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 05, 2019 04:48PM
Tonight I am cooking 2 pounds of boneless pork chops with shake n bake coating mix served with a box of Betty Crocker scalloped potatoes. Washing it all down with a six pack of Sam Adams and Lime sorbet for dessert. My bowels will need to process this quickly as I have to be at work by 8am tomorrow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: May 06, 2019 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is just now finishing up his work week and 5am guy has the next two nights off. 5am guy is planning on getting some extra sleep and 5am guy is thinking about going for a drive in the mountains. 5am guy basically has no life and lives in a condo by himself. 5am guy is ready to drop a load now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 06, 2019 07:18PM
No mans bowel Movement should make him cry.
Now that that is over might have to get the Buick out. Lots of Indians to handle.
Now that that is over might have to get the Buick out. Lots of Indians to handle.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 06, 2019 08:43PM
I just got done eating a pound of thin spaghetti smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs and a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are up for a challenge as I am going to bed now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 07, 2019 06:22AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just got done eating a pound of thin spaghetti
> smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs and
> a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are up
> for a challenge as I am going to bed now.
Did you drop lasagna?
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> I just got done eating a pound of thin spaghetti
> smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs and
> a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are up
> for a challenge as I am going to bed now.
Did you drop lasagna?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green_Onion
()
Date: May 07, 2019 12:13PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got done eating a pound of thin
> spaghetti
> > smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs
> and
> > a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are
> up
> > for a challenge as I am going to bed now.
>
> Did you drop lasagna?
Great question, when I hear stories about people eating a lot I get a tingle down my leg wondering how the quality of their feces/bowel movement will be! Did the pork give a strong aroma in your feces (*drool); was the movement pasty and thick due to the pasta (yum) or did the sugar in the sauce give you liquid shit spraying everywhere (*hardon). Dont spare the details please
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got done eating a pound of thin
> spaghetti
> > smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs
> and
> > a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are
> up
> > for a challenge as I am going to bed now.
>
> Did you drop lasagna?
Great question, when I hear stories about people eating a lot I get a tingle down my leg wondering how the quality of their feces/bowel movement will be! Did the pork give a strong aroma in your feces (*drool); was the movement pasty and thick due to the pasta (yum) or did the sugar in the sauce give you liquid shit spraying everywhere (*hardon). Dont spare the details please
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 07, 2019 05:03PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got done eating a pound of thin
> spaghetti
> > smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs
> and
> > a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are
> up
> > for a challenge as I am going to bed now.
>
> Did you drop lasagna?
My bowels did a good job and provided me with relief this morning just before my daily shower. Tonight I am taking it easy on them with a rotisserie chicken from Giant and a big baked potato with butter and sour cream. I may not eat the entire chicken but probably most of it. Washing all this down with a 6 pack of ice cold Budweiser. My bowels can easily handle it.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got done eating a pound of thin
> spaghetti
> > smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs
> and
> > a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are
> up
> > for a challenge as I am going to bed now.
>
> Did you drop lasagna?
My bowels did a good job and provided me with relief this morning just before my daily shower. Tonight I am taking it easy on them with a rotisserie chicken from Giant and a big baked potato with butter and sour cream. I may not eat the entire chicken but probably most of it. Washing all this down with a 6 pack of ice cold Budweiser. My bowels can easily handle it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 08, 2019 12:15PM
If you remember the scene where the spy plane investigates the UFOs in Independence Day, that’s what’s showing on my rectal mirror.
Battlestations and midwives get ready!
Battlestations and midwives get ready!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 08, 2019 03:31PM
The obese neighbor is naked in the living room. Passed out on the recliner with beer bottles everywhere. He even farts in his sleep. Mom is in the kitchen crying. Grandma says we will fly somewhere for a vacation from this drama. I’ve never been in a cockpit before.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 08, 2019 04:51PM
Tonight I am having a big Kahuna sub from Jersey Mikes with a pint of potato salad and a pint of coleslaw from Giant. Washing it down with 6 Pabst blue ribbons in 16oz cans. It should be easy on the bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 08, 2019 04:56PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Tonight I am having a big Kahuna sub from Jersey
> Mikes with a pint of potato salad and a pint of
> coleslaw from Giant. Washing it down with 6 Pabst
> blue ribbons in 16oz cans. It should be easy on
> the bowels.
You must have a Donald Trump set of bowels. Got a large cinder block here.
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> Tonight I am having a big Kahuna sub from Jersey
> Mikes with a pint of potato salad and a pint of
> coleslaw from Giant. Washing it down with 6 Pabst
> blue ribbons in 16oz cans. It should be easy on
> the bowels.
You must have a Donald Trump set of bowels. Got a large cinder block here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: May 09, 2019 04:48AM
Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy had three nights off this week and that gave 5am guy some time to catch up on his sleep. Working at night and sleeping during the day has made 5am guy have bad mental health. 5am guy wishes good bowels to all the bib's.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 09, 2019 06:17AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> had three nights off this week and that gave 5am
> guy some time to catch up on his sleep. Working at
> night and sleeping during the day has made 5am guy
> have bad mental health. 5am guy wishes good bowels
> to all the bib's.
I blame Julio for my mental problems and bowel problems. All go hand in hand.
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> had three nights off this week and that gave 5am
> guy some time to catch up on his sleep. Working at
> night and sleeping during the day has made 5am guy
> have bad mental health. 5am guy wishes good bowels
> to all the bib's.
I blame Julio for my mental problems and bowel problems. All go hand in hand.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tubesteak Onioni
()
Date: May 09, 2019 07:53AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Tonight I am having a big Kahuna sub from Jersey
> Mikes with a pint of potato salad and a pint of
> coleslaw from Giant. Washing it down with 6 Pabst
> blue ribbons in 16oz cans. It should be easy on
> the bowels.
You sound like a typical American idiot. Please tell us the quality and aroma of your feces - to you try and get a little on your fingies when you wipe. mmmmm
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> Tonight I am having a big Kahuna sub from Jersey
> Mikes with a pint of potato salad and a pint of
> coleslaw from Giant. Washing it down with 6 Pabst
> blue ribbons in 16oz cans. It should be easy on
> the bowels.
You sound like a typical American idiot. Please tell us the quality and aroma of your feces - to you try and get a little on your fingies when you wipe. mmmmm
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: May 10, 2019 04:51AM
5am guy here again. 5am guy will be working all weekend this weekend. 5am guy plans to visit his mother in the nursing home. 5am guy has noticed that at the nursing home they keep a chart that keeps track of everyone's bowels. 5am guy is guessing that bowels are more important when you get really old.
5am guy wishes everyone a wonderful mothers day weekend!
5am guy wishes everyone a wonderful mothers day weekend!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hand Cream Onion
()
Date: May 10, 2019 07:47AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy here again. 5am guy will be working all
> weekend this weekend. 5am guy plans to visit his
> mother in the nursing home. 5am guy has noticed
> that at the nursing home they keep a chart that
> keeps track of everyone's bowels. 5am guy is
> guessing that bowels are more important when you
> get really old.
> 5am guy wishes everyone a wonderful mothers day
> weekend!
Thanks 5am -best to your mom. When I go to nursing homes I like to huff straight from the bed pans. The quality and strength of the aromas is sublime. Perhaps you could describe your mother's feces in great detail for those of us standing by with hand cream at the ready...
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> 5am guy here again. 5am guy will be working all
> weekend this weekend. 5am guy plans to visit his
> mother in the nursing home. 5am guy has noticed
> that at the nursing home they keep a chart that
> keeps track of everyone's bowels. 5am guy is
> guessing that bowels are more important when you
> get really old.
> 5am guy wishes everyone a wonderful mothers day
> weekend!
Thanks 5am -best to your mom. When I go to nursing homes I like to huff straight from the bed pans. The quality and strength of the aromas is sublime. Perhaps you could describe your mother's feces in great detail for those of us standing by with hand cream at the ready...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 10, 2019 09:17AM
Jules' car was parked outside the obese neighbor's house last night and I could see her in his TV room he claims to love playing Wii with her. Im worried he is moving in on me. On the bright side I had a sprouted garlic compote with flax seed pita and organic hummus for breakfast.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
klyk4
()
Date: May 10, 2019 09:46AM
is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 11, 2019 07:23AM
Instead of having Roy Rogers breakfast this Saturday I am going to fry up a can of sliced Spam and have that with 6 fried eggs and a couple chocolate waffles. My bowels are going to shit when they see it coming!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 11, 2019 08:26AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Instead of having Roy Rogers breakfast this
> Saturday I am going to fry up a can of sliced Spam
> and have that with 6 fried eggs and a couple
> chocolate waffles. My bowels are going to shit
> when they see it coming!
Oh wow that sounds brutal. I pray for your bowels.
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> Instead of having Roy Rogers breakfast this
> Saturday I am going to fry up a can of sliced Spam
> and have that with 6 fried eggs and a couple
> chocolate waffles. My bowels are going to shit
> when they see it coming!
Oh wow that sounds brutal. I pray for your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 11, 2019 10:36AM
Hello everyone! I hope everybody is having a bowel friendly Mothers day weekend. Pretty soon I will be graduating high school and It looks like I will be moving into my Grandmas house in July. My Grandma surprised me by having a contractor install a small bathroom and a kitchenette in her basement. She said I will need my privacy living in her basement when I go to college this Fall. She thinks that improving her home like that will add to the value of her home and really won't cost anything in the long run.
I love my parents but it will be nice to get away from my Dad's daily drunkenness and his constant gas and bowel issues.
I love my parents but it will be nice to get away from my Dad's daily drunkenness and his constant gas and bowel issues.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 11, 2019 02:26PM
klyk4 Wrote:
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> is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?
Thats my gf Jules - I love her so much. Right now my heart is breaking. Im having a hemp seed wrap with organic avocado, hummus, cilantro, organic extra firm tofu and vegan mayo for lunch tho...
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> is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?
Thats my gf Jules - I love her so much. Right now my heart is breaking. Im having a hemp seed wrap with organic avocado, hummus, cilantro, organic extra firm tofu and vegan mayo for lunch tho...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 11, 2019 03:09PM
Just got back from Safeway, it's not my usual store but I managed to find everything I need for chicken and dumplings. The recipe I am using is for 6 servings. I am going to eat it all tonight and give my bowels a challenge.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
romance onion
()
Date: May 11, 2019 03:34PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> klyk4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?
>
>
> Thats my gf Jules - I love her so much. Right now
> my heart is breaking. Im having a hemp seed wrap
> with organic avocado, hummus, cilantro, organic
> extra firm tofu and vegan mayo for lunch tho...
Thats wonderful that you found love, spring. You know they say you cant truly love a woman until after you have devoured her feces. Hopefully she realizes this and comes around.
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> klyk4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?
>
>
> Thats my gf Jules - I love her so much. Right now
> my heart is breaking. Im having a hemp seed wrap
> with organic avocado, hummus, cilantro, organic
> extra firm tofu and vegan mayo for lunch tho...
Thats wonderful that you found love, spring. You know they say you cant truly love a woman until after you have devoured her feces. Hopefully she realizes this and comes around.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 11, 2019 03:38PM
romance onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > klyk4 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?
> >
> >
> > Thats my gf Jules - I love her so much. Right
> now
> > my heart is breaking. Im having a hemp seed
> wrap
> > with organic avocado, hummus, cilantro, organic
> > extra firm tofu and vegan mayo for lunch tho...
>
> Thats wonderful that you found love, spring. You
> know they say you cant truly love a woman until
> after you have devoured her feces. Hopefully she
> realizes this and comes around.
If thats true the Obese neighbor has beat me to it - so now Im even more sad and upset. Im wondering if a wheat grass and almond milk smoothie might cheer me up a little.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > klyk4 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?
> >
> >
> > Thats my gf Jules - I love her so much. Right
> now
> > my heart is breaking. Im having a hemp seed
> wrap
> > with organic avocado, hummus, cilantro, organic
> > extra firm tofu and vegan mayo for lunch tho...
>
> Thats wonderful that you found love, spring. You
> know they say you cant truly love a woman until
> after you have devoured her feces. Hopefully she
> realizes this and comes around.
If thats true the Obese neighbor has beat me to it - so now Im even more sad and upset. Im wondering if a wheat grass and almond milk smoothie might cheer me up a little.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion
()
Date: May 11, 2019 10:19PM
Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Get your oil changez! Got pantz down. Come on down spinning signz you get oil changez with me no one needz to knowz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 12, 2019 08:09AM
The Obese neighbor is naked farting in the living room. He has said that him and dad love each other, and that its 2019 and I'm going to have to get used to it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 12, 2019 11:33AM
Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling to the starfish
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: May 12, 2019 11:55AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling to
> the starfish
Hi there Brown! How are things these days? I hope you are enjoying your retirement. Mrs Dive is still having cancer treatments and I am selling our townhouses in Harrisonburg this summer. Even though Mrs Dive is not expected to survive much more than a year she is in good spirits and every day we have together is like a gift from God. The health insurance I get by being a JMU employee has been great and they are paying for all of Mrs Dives treatment without question. After Mrs Dive is gone I don't think I will live long. Being alone at nearly 60 years of age is really going to suck. Now that school is out I get 8 weeks off and I can spend even more time with Mrs Dive.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling to
> the starfish
Hi there Brown! How are things these days? I hope you are enjoying your retirement. Mrs Dive is still having cancer treatments and I am selling our townhouses in Harrisonburg this summer. Even though Mrs Dive is not expected to survive much more than a year she is in good spirits and every day we have together is like a gift from God. The health insurance I get by being a JMU employee has been great and they are paying for all of Mrs Dives treatment without question. After Mrs Dive is gone I don't think I will live long. Being alone at nearly 60 years of age is really going to suck. Now that school is out I get 8 weeks off and I can spend even more time with Mrs Dive.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 12, 2019 05:53PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling to
> > the starfish
>
>
> Hi there Brown! How are things these days? I hope
> you are enjoying your retirement. Mrs Dive is
> still having cancer treatments and I am selling
> our townhouses in Harrisonburg this summer. Even
> though Mrs Dive is not expected to survive much
> more than a year she is in good spirits and every
> day we have together is like a gift from God. The
> health insurance I get by being a JMU employee has
> been great and they are paying for all of Mrs
> Dives treatment without question. After Mrs Dive
> is gone I don't think I will live long. Being
> alone at nearly 60 years of age is really going to
> suck. Now that school is out I get 8 weeks off and
> I can spend even more time with Mrs Dive.
I'm so sad you have to go through this along with your beloved wife. She really is a bowel buddy, and although this is the toughest of times, and no matter what the future, I hope you will live a long life. It is so nice of the university to take care of things, as each moment is precious.
Doing pretty good, Matilda and I will keep you and Mrs. Dive in our prayers. Enjoying retirement, breakfasts at First Watch, and trying to keep my bowel problems out of the way but they find a way. Youre a great person dive, as is Mrs. Dive.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling to
> > the starfish
>
>
> Hi there Brown! How are things these days? I hope
> you are enjoying your retirement. Mrs Dive is
> still having cancer treatments and I am selling
> our townhouses in Harrisonburg this summer. Even
> though Mrs Dive is not expected to survive much
> more than a year she is in good spirits and every
> day we have together is like a gift from God. The
> health insurance I get by being a JMU employee has
> been great and they are paying for all of Mrs
> Dives treatment without question. After Mrs Dive
> is gone I don't think I will live long. Being
> alone at nearly 60 years of age is really going to
> suck. Now that school is out I get 8 weeks off and
> I can spend even more time with Mrs Dive.
I'm so sad you have to go through this along with your beloved wife. She really is a bowel buddy, and although this is the toughest of times, and no matter what the future, I hope you will live a long life. It is so nice of the university to take care of things, as each moment is precious.
Doing pretty good, Matilda and I will keep you and Mrs. Dive in our prayers. Enjoying retirement, breakfasts at First Watch, and trying to keep my bowel problems out of the way but they find a way. Youre a great person dive, as is Mrs. Dive.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Memory Onion
()
Date: May 12, 2019 07:02PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling
> to
> > > the starfish
> >
> >
> > Hi there Brown! How are things these days? I
> hope
> > you are enjoying your retirement. Mrs Dive is
> > still having cancer treatments and I am selling
> > our townhouses in Harrisonburg this summer.
> Even
> > though Mrs Dive is not expected to survive much
> > more than a year she is in good spirits and
> every
> > day we have together is like a gift from God.
> The
> > health insurance I get by being a JMU employee
> has
> > been great and they are paying for all of Mrs
> > Dives treatment without question. After Mrs
> Dive
> > is gone I don't think I will live long. Being
> > alone at nearly 60 years of age is really going
> to
> > suck. Now that school is out I get 8 weeks off
> and
> > I can spend even more time with Mrs Dive.
>
>
> I'm so sad you have to go through this along with
> your beloved wife. She really is a bowel buddy,
> and although this is the toughest of times, and no
> matter what the future, I hope you will live a
> long life. It is so nice of the university to take
> care of things, as each moment is precious.
>
> Doing pretty good, Matilda and I will keep you and
> Mrs. Dive in our prayers. Enjoying retirement,
> breakfasts at First Watch, and trying to keep my
> bowel problems out of the way but they find a way.
> Youre a great person dive, as is Mrs. Dive.
I remember when you pretended to be sick in the hospital then pretended you were dead. Imagine if Dive was making this all up and came back in 6 months and laughed in your face for offering sympathy.
Please really kill yourself.
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling
> to
> > > the starfish
> >
> >
> > Hi there Brown! How are things these days? I
> hope
> > you are enjoying your retirement. Mrs Dive is
> > still having cancer treatments and I am selling
> > our townhouses in Harrisonburg this summer.
> Even
> > though Mrs Dive is not expected to survive much
> > more than a year she is in good spirits and
> every
> > day we have together is like a gift from God.
> The
> > health insurance I get by being a JMU employee
> has
> > been great and they are paying for all of Mrs
> > Dives treatment without question. After Mrs
> Dive
> > is gone I don't think I will live long. Being
> > alone at nearly 60 years of age is really going
> to
> > suck. Now that school is out I get 8 weeks off
> and
> > I can spend even more time with Mrs Dive.
>
>
> I'm so sad you have to go through this along with
> your beloved wife. She really is a bowel buddy,
> and although this is the toughest of times, and no
> matter what the future, I hope you will live a
> long life. It is so nice of the university to take
> care of things, as each moment is precious.
>
> Doing pretty good, Matilda and I will keep you and
> Mrs. Dive in our prayers. Enjoying retirement,
> breakfasts at First Watch, and trying to keep my
> bowel problems out of the way but they find a way.
> Youre a great person dive, as is Mrs. Dive.
I remember when you pretended to be sick in the hospital then pretended you were dead. Imagine if Dive was making this all up and came back in 6 months and laughed in your face for offering sympathy.
Please really kill yourself.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 12, 2019 08:31PM
I wish I could have Gene Hackman’s bowels. His set or Donald Trumps are the best of the best. Got goulash on the forecast. I’m scared for my rectum my starfish as it takes cinder block sized monsters. My colon deserves a medal despite letting me down.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: May 13, 2019 04:39AM
5am guy would like to send best wishes, thoughts and prayers to the dive bomber family.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 13, 2019 06:53AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy would like to send best wishes, thoughts
> and prayers to the dive bomber family.
That’s super nice of you. May we all for our brother in bowel and Mrs. dive.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy would like to send best wishes, thoughts
> and prayers to the dive bomber family.
That’s super nice of you. May we all for our brother in bowel and Mrs. dive.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 13, 2019 12:30PM
Game of Thrones isn’t just a television show.
If this shit was on cable, the ratings would be incredible. It’s a tearjerker.
If this shit was on cable, the ratings would be incredible. It’s a tearjerker.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: May 13, 2019 12:53PM
A large combination pizza plus a six pack of Coors Light. Take this bowels)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: May 13, 2019 03:01PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Game of Thrones isn’t just a television show.
>
> If this shit was on cable, the ratings would be
> incredible. It’s a tearjerker.
Obtuse beyond ridiculous write ups. My recommendation is to grow up and see a board certified GI.
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> Game of Thrones isn’t just a television show.
>
> If this shit was on cable, the ratings would be
> incredible. It’s a tearjerker.
Obtuse beyond ridiculous write ups. My recommendation is to grow up and see a board certified GI.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
almost time for GeorgetownPwrPlt
()
Date: May 13, 2019 05:17PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wish I could have Gene Hackman’s bowels. His
> set or Donald Trumps are the best of the best. Got
> goulash on the forecast. I’m scared for my
> rectum my starfish as it takes cinder block sized
> monsters. My colon deserves a medal despite
> letting me down.
Remember when you pretended to die instead of admitting you were going to be incarcerated for several months? Many of us took the bait and offered heartfelt condolences to you vis-a-vis your sockpuppet sister 'Matilda'
Basically you are a piece of shit. Is Dive Bomber your new sockpuppet you use to pretend someone IRL is sick so you can sucker others here into expressing kind regards? I wouldnt put it past you.
Please delete your account you piece of human garbage.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wish I could have Gene Hackman’s bowels. His
> set or Donald Trumps are the best of the best. Got
> goulash on the forecast. I’m scared for my
> rectum my starfish as it takes cinder block sized
> monsters. My colon deserves a medal despite
> letting me down.
Remember when you pretended to die instead of admitting you were going to be incarcerated for several months? Many of us took the bait and offered heartfelt condolences to you vis-a-vis your sockpuppet sister 'Matilda'
Basically you are a piece of shit. Is Dive Bomber your new sockpuppet you use to pretend someone IRL is sick so you can sucker others here into expressing kind regards? I wouldnt put it past you.
Please delete your account you piece of human garbage.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
How Bout Dick!?!?!
()
Date: May 13, 2019 06:01PM
Dick is a 'food' your bowels don't need.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 13, 2019 06:22PM
almost time for GeorgetownPwrPlt Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wish I could have Gene Hackman’s bowels.
> His
> > set or Donald Trumps are the best of the best.
> Got
> > goulash on the forecast. I’m scared for my
> > rectum my starfish as it takes cinder block
> sized
> > monsters. My colon deserves a medal despite
> > letting me down.
>
>
> Remember when you pretended to die instead of
> admitting you were going to be incarcerated for
> several months? Many of us took the bait and
> offered heartfelt condolences to you vis-a-vis
> your sockpuppet sister 'Matilda'
>
> Basically you are a piece of shit. Is Dive Bomber
> your new sockpuppet you use to pretend someone IRL
> is sick so you can sucker others here into
> expressing kind regards? I wouldnt put it past
> you.
>
> Please delete your account you piece of human
> garbage.
How are your bowels?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wish I could have Gene Hackman’s bowels.
> His
> > set or Donald Trumps are the best of the best.
> Got
> > goulash on the forecast. I’m scared for my
> > rectum my starfish as it takes cinder block
> sized
> > monsters. My colon deserves a medal despite
> > letting me down.
>
>
> Remember when you pretended to die instead of
> admitting you were going to be incarcerated for
> several months? Many of us took the bait and
> offered heartfelt condolences to you vis-a-vis
> your sockpuppet sister 'Matilda'
>
> Basically you are a piece of shit. Is Dive Bomber
> your new sockpuppet you use to pretend someone IRL
> is sick so you can sucker others here into
> expressing kind regards? I wouldnt put it past
> you.
>
> Please delete your account you piece of human
> garbage.
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Great Point Onion
()
Date: May 13, 2019 07:16PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 13, 2019 08:42PM
Wow you have problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Just Sayin Onion
()
Date: May 13, 2019 09:09PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Wow you have problems.
We are here to discuss, and yes observe issues bowel-related. Easy to see constipation is an issue in these important photos. Also I dont pretend to die and solicit sympathy in a pathetic ploy.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wow you have problems.
We are here to discuss, and yes observe issues bowel-related. Easy to see constipation is an issue in these important photos. Also I dont pretend to die and solicit sympathy in a pathetic ploy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ID These Bowel Issues
()
Date: May 13, 2019 09:14PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
My Sweet Brother
()
Date: May 13, 2019 09:21PM
Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: April 22, 2018 05:13PM
Dead Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No one
> gives a f@ck about your shit stain brother or his
> fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> about his starfish and midwives like the scat fuck
> he is.
My condolences and respect please.
Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
Posted by: Dead Onion ()
Date: April 22, 2018 06:42PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dead Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No one
> > gives a fuck about your shit stain brother or
> his
> > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> fuck
> > he is.
>
>
> My condolences and respect please.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
weekend update Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!
Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.
Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: April 22, 2018 05:13PM
Dead Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No one
> gives a f@ck about your shit stain brother or his
> fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> about his starfish and midwives like the scat fuck
> he is.
My condolences and respect please.
Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
Posted by: Dead Onion ()
Date: April 22, 2018 06:42PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dead Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No one
> > gives a fuck about your shit stain brother or
> his
> > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> fuck
> > he is.
>
>
> My condolences and respect please.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
weekend update Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!
Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.
Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 14, 2019 07:24AM
My Sweet Brother Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> Posted by: Dave Johns ()
> Date: April 22, 2018 05:13PM
>
> Dead Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No one
> > gives a f@ck about your shit stain brother or
> his
> > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> fuck
> > he is.
>
>
> My condolences and respect please.
>
> Options: ReplyQuote
> Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> Posted by: Dead Onion ()
> Date: April 22, 2018 06:42PM
>
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dead Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No
> one
> > > gives a fuck about your shit stain brother or
> > his
> > > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> > fuck
> > > he is.
> >
> >
> > My condolences and respect please.
>
> Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
>
> weekend update Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> last
> > week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> know
> > more soon. Thank you all!
>
>
> Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends
> here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He
> was a father, grandfather, and is survived by
> three children, four grandchildren, a sister and
> brother, along with being preceded by his wife
> Ethel in 2011.
>
> Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> from us but our family is grateful, and asks any
> donations be made to any IBS awareness
> organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate
> for the millions of people who deal with this
> medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> kindness and support to all.
How much time did you waste? I can run over easily five iguana eaters in the time you wasted. Now let’s hear about your bowels.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> Posted by: Dave Johns ()
> Date: April 22, 2018 05:13PM
>
> Dead Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No one
> > gives a f@ck about your shit stain brother or
> his
> > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> fuck
> > he is.
>
>
> My condolences and respect please.
>
> Options: ReplyQuote
> Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> Posted by: Dead Onion ()
> Date: April 22, 2018 06:42PM
>
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dead Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No
> one
> > > gives a fuck about your shit stain brother or
> > his
> > > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> > fuck
> > > he is.
> >
> >
> > My condolences and respect please.
>
> Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
>
> weekend update Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> last
> > week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> know
> > more soon. Thank you all!
>
>
> Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends
> here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He
> was a father, grandfather, and is survived by
> three children, four grandchildren, a sister and
> brother, along with being preceded by his wife
> Ethel in 2011.
>
> Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> from us but our family is grateful, and asks any
> donations be made to any IBS awareness
> organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate
> for the millions of people who deal with this
> medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> kindness and support to all.
How much time did you waste? I can run over easily five iguana eaters in the time you wasted. Now let’s hear about your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: May 14, 2019 10:30AM
A dozen eggs, 10 pancakes and coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Offended Onion
()
Date: May 14, 2019 12:49PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My Sweet Brother Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> > Posted by: Dave Johns ()
> > Date: April 22, 2018 05:13PM
> >
> > Dead Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No
> one
> > > gives a f@ck about your shit stain brother or
> > his
> > > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> > fuck
> > > he is.
> >
> >
> > My condolences and respect please.
> >
> > Options: ReplyQuote
> > Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> > Posted by: Dead Onion ()
> > Date: April 22, 2018 06:42PM
> >
> > Dave Johns Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dead Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No
> > one
> > > > gives a fuck about your shit stain brother
> or
> > > his
> > > > fake life/death. He will be back soon
> posting
> > > > about his starfish and midwives like the
> scat
> > > fuck
> > > > he is.
> > >
> > >
> > > My condolences and respect please.
> >
> > Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> > Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> > Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
> >
> > weekend update Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> > last
> > > week. His chances of survival are uncertain
> at
> > > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He
> was
> > > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> > know
> > > more soon. Thank you all!
> >
> >
> > Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers
> friends
> > here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79.
> He
> > was a father, grandfather, and is survived by
> > three children, four grandchildren, a sister
> and
> > brother, along with being preceded by his wife
> > Ethel in 2011.
> >
> > Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> > from us but our family is grateful, and asks
> any
> > donations be made to any IBS awareness
> > organizations. My brother was a tireless
> advocate
> > for the millions of people who deal with this
> > medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> > kindness and support to all.
>
>
> How much time did you waste? I can run over easily
> five iguana eaters in the time you wasted. Now
> let’s hear about your bowels.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My Sweet Brother Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> > Posted by: Dave Johns ()
> > Date: April 22, 2018 05:13PM
> >
> > Dead Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No
> one
> > > gives a f@ck about your shit stain brother or
> > his
> > > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> > fuck
> > > he is.
> >
> >
> > My condolences and respect please.
> >
> > Options: ReplyQuote
> > Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> > Posted by: Dead Onion ()
> > Date: April 22, 2018 06:42PM
> >
> > Dave Johns Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dead Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No
> > one
> > > > gives a fuck about your shit stain brother
> or
> > > his
> > > > fake life/death. He will be back soon
> posting
> > > > about his starfish and midwives like the
> scat
> > > fuck
> > > > he is.
> > >
> > >
> > > My condolences and respect please.
> >
> > Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> > Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> > Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
> >
> > weekend update Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> > last
> > > week. His chances of survival are uncertain
> at
> > > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He
> was
> > > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> > know
> > > more soon. Thank you all!
> >
> >
> > Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers
> friends
> > here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79.
> He
> > was a father, grandfather, and is survived by
> > three children, four grandchildren, a sister
> and
> > brother, along with being preceded by his wife
> > Ethel in 2011.
> >
> > Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> > from us but our family is grateful, and asks
> any
> > donations be made to any IBS awareness
> > organizations. My brother was a tireless
> advocate
> > for the millions of people who deal with this
> > medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> > kindness and support to all.
>
>
> How much time did you waste? I can run over easily
> five iguana eaters in the time you wasted. Now
> let’s hear about your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified GO
()
Date: May 14, 2019 02:10PM
Look man if you don’t like our discussion fine. Yet that doesn’t give you some shit God power to interfere with our conversations.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
hcecn
()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:46PM
Verified GO Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Look man if you don’t like our discussion fine.
> Yet that doesn’t give you some shit God power to
> interfere with our conversations.
I think he was triggered by BO's sock puppet crying about his pretend wife with pretend cancer. Still seems pretty upset Brown faked his death and played everyone for fools. Still the pictures are upsetting.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Look man if you don’t like our discussion fine.
> Yet that doesn’t give you some shit God power to
> interfere with our conversations.
I think he was triggered by BO's sock puppet crying about his pretend wife with pretend cancer. Still seems pretty upset Brown faked his death and played everyone for fools. Still the pictures are upsetting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
njnpp
()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:47PM
...also scat giffer can you find the picture of the lady with the mask pooping - Ive FAPPED to that shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 14, 2019 06:20PM
After that groan throne session, I’d like to thank the midwives.
Where’s the “mission accomplished “ banner President Bush had during Iraq?
Where’s the “mission accomplished “ banner President Bush had during Iraq?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO is Dead Onion
()
Date: May 14, 2019 08:02PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> After that groan throne session, I’d like to
> thank the midwives.
>
> Where’s the “mission accomplished “ banner
> President Bush had during Iraq?
-------------------------------------------------------
> After that groan throne session, I’d like to
> thank the midwives.
>
> Where’s the “mission accomplished “ banner
> President Bush had during Iraq?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Seriously...
()
Date: May 14, 2019 08:53PM
fucking scat freaks
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: May 14, 2019 08:54PM
Obviously forget a board certified GI. A psychiatrist.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
image blocking onion
()
Date: May 14, 2019 09:00PM
Remember to set your browser to block images on this thread!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
images R Us
()
Date: May 14, 2019 09:06PM
I find the images refreshing - we talk about our bodily functions here as there is nothing to be shy or embarrassed about concerning one's bowels. De-mystifying elimination, photos are more helpful than childish comments like 'basketballs' or 'Midwives' or 'cinder blocks.'
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified_Green Onion
()
Date: May 14, 2019 09:08PM
...and another thing - mask girl is super hot. If you look closely you can see some vag juice come out at the end of her very healthy movement. Naughty-delicious.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Cougar wife
()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:25PM
dear god what in world is this all about? New FFXU low.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 15, 2019 07:48AM
Mom said Obese neighbor stayed up all night with dad 'rimming' - guess it was basketball or something like that. Anyway having a bowl of Organic Irish Oatmeal with fresh organic strawberries, soy cream, raw sugar and a small wheat grass and tofu smoothie for breakfast...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
h3byl
()
Date: May 15, 2019 08:02AM
sick fucks - get help
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 15, 2019 11:59AM
This morning my dad and the neighbor were dozing on the couch. Dad kept mumbling about 'shrimping' to the obese neighbor who mumbled back 'Ill get the soda straws'
What were they dreaming about?
What were they dreaming about?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gratitude Onion
()
Date: May 15, 2019 01:50PM
hi,
I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy this discussion group (usually). The pictures are unfortunate.
Im writing because I have a very serious medical condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much longer I will be able to post or read the lively back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all and ask for your prayers and support as my wife and I face so many difficult times ahead.
Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give you any updates and you can express your support through those.
God Bless
I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy this discussion group (usually). The pictures are unfortunate.
Im writing because I have a very serious medical condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much longer I will be able to post or read the lively back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all and ask for your prayers and support as my wife and I face so many difficult times ahead.
Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give you any updates and you can express your support through those.
God Bless
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 15, 2019 03:11PM
Midwives and pushing a large honey baked ham out a marble sized opening. More later. What a mans bowels must take.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bib'er
()
Date: May 15, 2019 04:22PM
Gratitude Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> hi,
>
> I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy
> this discussion group (usually). The pictures are
> unfortunate.
>
> Im writing because I have a very serious medical
> condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much
> longer I will be able to post or read the lively
> back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all
> and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> and I face so many difficult times ahead.
>
> Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back
> Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give
> you any updates and you can express your support
> through those.
>
> God Bless
Hey man I think I speak for all the Bibs here wishing you the best in health to you and your wife. My you enjoy a quick recovery and strong bowels!
-------------------------------------------------------
> hi,
>
> I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy
> this discussion group (usually). The pictures are
> unfortunate.
>
> Im writing because I have a very serious medical
> condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much
> longer I will be able to post or read the lively
> back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all
> and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> and I face so many difficult times ahead.
>
> Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back
> Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give
> you any updates and you can express your support
> through those.
>
> God Bless
Hey man I think I speak for all the Bibs here wishing you the best in health to you and your wife. My you enjoy a quick recovery and strong bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: May 15, 2019 05:03PM
Gratitude Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> hi,
>
> I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy
> this discussion group (usually). The pictures are
> unfortunate.
>
> Im writing because I have a very serious medical
> condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much
> longer I will be able to post or read the lively
> back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all
> and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> and I face so many difficult times ahead.
>
> Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back
> Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give
> you any updates and you can express your support
> through those.
>
> God Bless
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
-------------------------------------------------------
> hi,
>
> I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy
> this discussion group (usually). The pictures are
> unfortunate.
>
> Im writing because I have a very serious medical
> condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much
> longer I will be able to post or read the lively
> back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all
> and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> and I face so many difficult times ahead.
>
> Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back
> Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give
> you any updates and you can express your support
> through those.
>
> God Bless
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 15, 2019 05:22PM
Dad and the obese neighbor use the word “felching “ a lot. I’m not sure if this is a French word. I understand that both like pearl necklaces, as they’ve gone to jewelry shows together. Mom is drinking and smoking a lot. Grandma says she’s going to give me the shocker.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: May 15, 2019 06:03PM
Pizza, wings, beer. Take this bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bib'er
()
Date: May 15, 2019 06:07PM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gratitude Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hi,
> >
> > I dont have a regular screen name here but I
> enjoy
> > this discussion group (usually). The pictures
> are
> > unfortunate.
> >
> > Im writing because I have a very serious
> medical
> > condition as does my wife. Im not sure how
> much
> > longer I will be able to post or read the
> lively
> > back and forth here so I wanted to thank you
> all
> > and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> > and I face so many difficult times ahead.
> >
> > Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come
> back
> > Ill make sure I have a relative come on and
> give
> > you any updates and you can express your
> support
> > through those.
> >
> > God Bless
>
>
> GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Please dont listen to 5am guy - his bowels must be giving him pains. He is usually quite even-tempered. Know that for the rest of us Bib's we support you in your struggles and wish you good bowel health.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gratitude Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hi,
> >
> > I dont have a regular screen name here but I
> enjoy
> > this discussion group (usually). The pictures
> are
> > unfortunate.
> >
> > Im writing because I have a very serious
> medical
> > condition as does my wife. Im not sure how
> much
> > longer I will be able to post or read the
> lively
> > back and forth here so I wanted to thank you
> all
> > and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> > and I face so many difficult times ahead.
> >
> > Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come
> back
> > Ill make sure I have a relative come on and
> give
> > you any updates and you can express your
> support
> > through those.
> >
> > God Bless
>
>
> GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Please dont listen to 5am guy - his bowels must be giving him pains. He is usually quite even-tempered. Know that for the rest of us Bib's we support you in your struggles and wish you good bowel health.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dvvlj
()
Date: May 15, 2019 06:39PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dad and the obese neighbor use the word
> “felching “ a lot. I’m not sure if this is a
> French word. I understand that both like pearl
> necklaces, as they’ve gone to jewelry shows
> together. Mom is drinking and smoking a lot.
> Grandma says she’s going to give me the shocker.
Spring, please pay attention to your studies and try to understand your dad is going through a growing phase in his life. 'shrimping' and 'felching' are synonyms for an act of passion between consenting men. Very bowel-unfriendly.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dad and the obese neighbor use the word
> “felching “ a lot. I’m not sure if this is a
> French word. I understand that both like pearl
> necklaces, as they’ve gone to jewelry shows
> together. Mom is drinking and smoking a lot.
> Grandma says she’s going to give me the shocker.
Spring, please pay attention to your studies and try to understand your dad is going through a growing phase in his life. 'shrimping' and 'felching' are synonyms for an act of passion between consenting men. Very bowel-unfriendly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
eating lots of crackers
()
Date: May 15, 2019 07:03PM
I havent needed to go in a couple of days - Im worried something is wrong and that it will be painful when my bowels start back up. I have been eating mostly crackers with a lot of bread and a little peanut butter. I dont like fibre.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Painful remorse
()
Date: May 16, 2019 07:58AM
Straining and bloody toilet paper/(red bowl) is no way to start my day. Ill be standing at my desk all morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 16, 2019 11:52AM
Posting from school - Obese Neighbor is here as a substitute today. He is dressed as a woman farting loudly. Im so upset I threw out my seitan salad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 16, 2019 01:28PM
If they need an extra ball in the basketball playoffs let me know. It’s not like those people would know the difference.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
memory onion
()
Date: May 16, 2019 01:55PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> If they need an extra ball in the basketball
> playoffs let me know. It’s not like those people
> would know the difference.
so funny. tell us about your heart condition wont you so we can offer our heartfelt support.
-------------------------------------------------------
> If they need an extra ball in the basketball
> playoffs let me know. It’s not like those people
> would know the difference.
so funny. tell us about your heart condition wont you so we can offer our heartfelt support.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 16, 2019 03:10PM
Dad and the obese neighbor are listening to “Liberace “ while wearing nothing but banana hammocks on. They’ve both greased each other up and are using words like top and bottom. Mom continues to drink and cry.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion_
()
Date: May 16, 2019 04:06PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dad and the obese neighbor are listening to
> “Liberace “ while wearing nothing but banana
> hammocks on. They’ve both greased each other up
> and are using words like top and bottom. Mom
> continues to drink and cry.
spring, Ill be driving my windowless white van through your neighborhood later tonight; as you may recall I have an air mattress and lots of cherry wine in the back for relaxing. We could get ice cream if you want...
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dad and the obese neighbor are listening to
> “Liberace “ while wearing nothing but banana
> hammocks on. They’ve both greased each other up
> and are using words like top and bottom. Mom
> continues to drink and cry.
spring, Ill be driving my windowless white van through your neighborhood later tonight; as you may recall I have an air mattress and lots of cherry wine in the back for relaxing. We could get ice cream if you want...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Philly Jim
()
Date: May 16, 2019 04:53PM
Over did it with the Miralax this morning - spent the afternoon spraying the toilet stall at work. That Nibroc toilet tissue is like sandpaper.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 16, 2019 09:01PM
Philly Jim Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Over did it with the Miralax this morning - spent
> the afternoon spraying the toilet stall at work.
> That Nibroc toilet tissue is like sandpaper.
Oh my goodness we need to get you white people toilet paper. Or more importantly starfish friendly as the wiping and tearing can be a real problem.
Miralax can help some. I can't deny it, but the amount it does I hate to say this, your bowels build up an immunity to it rather quick. Sure the first few times it eases things up into soft serve ice cream, but after that its spiked basketballs and cinder blocks on schedule.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Over did it with the Miralax this morning - spent
> the afternoon spraying the toilet stall at work.
> That Nibroc toilet tissue is like sandpaper.
Oh my goodness we need to get you white people toilet paper. Or more importantly starfish friendly as the wiping and tearing can be a real problem.
Miralax can help some. I can't deny it, but the amount it does I hate to say this, your bowels build up an immunity to it rather quick. Sure the first few times it eases things up into soft serve ice cream, but after that its spiked basketballs and cinder blocks on schedule.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Philly Jim
()
Date: May 16, 2019 09:40PM
Gratitude Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> hi,
>
> I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy
> this discussion group (usually). The pictures are
> unfortunate.
>
> Im writing because I have a very serious medical
> condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much
> longer I will be able to post or read the lively
> back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all
> and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> and I face so many difficult times ahead.
>
> Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back
> Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give
> you any updates and you can express your support
> through those.
>
> God Bless
I said some prayers for you and your wife today - I truly hope you have a swift recovery and can return to post hopefully good reports about your bowels soon.
-------------------------------------------------------
> hi,
>
> I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy
> this discussion group (usually). The pictures are
> unfortunate.
>
> Im writing because I have a very serious medical
> condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much
> longer I will be able to post or read the lively
> back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all
> and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> and I face so many difficult times ahead.
>
> Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back
> Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give
> you any updates and you can express your support
> through those.
>
> God Bless
I said some prayers for you and your wife today - I truly hope you have a swift recovery and can return to post hopefully good reports about your bowels soon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: May 17, 2019 07:06AM
Two Cracker Barrel chicken fried steaks, eggs, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Time Share Onion
()
Date: May 17, 2019 07:46AM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Two Cracker Barrel chicken fried steaks, eggs,
> coffee. Take that bowels.
Eat all that while watching FOX and Friends? Thats a lot of shit at once dumbass.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Two Cracker Barrel chicken fried steaks, eggs,
> coffee. Take that bowels.
Eat all that while watching FOX and Friends? Thats a lot of shit at once dumbass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage,
()
Date: May 17, 2019 08:49AM
It’s his digestion system. Why don’t you fuck off
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 17, 2019 09:24AM
Jules was over visiting in our TV room with the Obese neighbor last night while I was up in my room studying - she didnt even tell me she had come to our house. Mom asked if Wii controls were dishwasher safe as they were covered in filth. Im having lifesmart tofu dogs wrapped in whole wheat tortilla with homemade hummus and cilantro.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Public service Onion
()
Date: May 17, 2019 09:31AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mathew Brady Onion
()
Date: May 17, 2019 12:46PM
Those photos of total bowel defeat are akin to Mathew Brady's work on the Civil War. Absolute devastation - the humanity.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 17, 2019 02:22PM
Mathew Brady Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Those photos of total bowel defeat are akin to
> Mathew Brady's work on the Civil War. Absolute
> devastation - the humanity.
They are akin to a gnat that can easily be pulverized by my shoe. Time to fire up the Buick and look for illegals. My bowels are clear and time to remove the garbage.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Those photos of total bowel defeat are akin to
> Mathew Brady's work on the Civil War. Absolute
> devastation - the humanity.
They are akin to a gnat that can easily be pulverized by my shoe. Time to fire up the Buick and look for illegals. My bowels are clear and time to remove the garbage.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 17, 2019 03:29PM
That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber. Matilda clogged up my second bathroom groan throne. Now I got to find another filthy iguana eater to fix this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable. You need them they aren’t wanting to work.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Philosophical Onion
()
Date: May 17, 2019 03:59PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber. Matilda
> clogged up my second bathroom groan throne. Now I
> got to find another filthy iguana eater to fix
> this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable. You
> need them they aren’t wanting to work.
You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter someone that is angry and thinks less of everyone around them I try to remind myself how glad I am I dont have to be THAT person.
Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I know the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath in His Way.
-------------------------------------------------------
> That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber. Matilda
> clogged up my second bathroom groan throne. Now I
> got to find another filthy iguana eater to fix
> this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable. You
> need them they aren’t wanting to work.
You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter someone that is angry and thinks less of everyone around them I try to remind myself how glad I am I dont have to be THAT person.
Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I know the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath in His Way.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 17, 2019 08:08PM
Philosophical Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber.
> Matilda
> > clogged up my second bathroom groan throne. Now
> I
> > got to find another filthy iguana eater to fix
> > this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable.
> You
> > need them they aren’t wanting to work.
>
>
> You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter
> someone that is angry and thinks less of everyone
> around them I try to remind myself how glad I am I
> dont have to be THAT person.
>
> Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I know
> the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath in
> His Way.
But you are. You are smug with your superior bowels and always put it out there. Actually had a smaller basketball tonight. You and your kind would use it on the court.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber.
> Matilda
> > clogged up my second bathroom groan throne. Now
> I
> > got to find another filthy iguana eater to fix
> > this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable.
> You
> > need them they aren’t wanting to work.
>
>
> You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter
> someone that is angry and thinks less of everyone
> around them I try to remind myself how glad I am I
> dont have to be THAT person.
>
> Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I know
> the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath in
> His Way.
But you are. You are smug with your superior bowels and always put it out there. Actually had a smaller basketball tonight. You and your kind would use it on the court.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 17, 2019 09:17PM
I had to work late tonight. Now that I get to head home I am going through the Wendy's drive thru for two doubles with cheese, a large chili and a bacon-cheese baked potato. Ny bowels can deal with that easily.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Our Lady of Blessed Relief Onion
()
Date: May 17, 2019 09:20PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Philosophical Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber.
> > Matilda
> > > clogged up my second bathroom groan throne.
> Now
> > I
> > > got to find another filthy iguana eater to
> fix
> > > this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable.
> > You
> > > need them they aren’t wanting to work.
> >
> >
> > You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter
> > someone that is angry and thinks less of
> everyone
> > around them I try to remind myself how glad I am
> I
> > dont have to be THAT person.
> >
> > Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I
> know
> > the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath in
> > His Way.
>
>
> But you are. You are smug with your superior
> bowels and always put it out there. Actually had a
> smaller basketball tonight. You and your kind
> would use it on the court.
'my kind' - I see you hate Christians as well as whatever culture an 'iguana-eater' is. You know your bowels are punishment for your hatred, you live the life you give to others you know. How are your bowels now?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Philosophical Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber.
> > Matilda
> > > clogged up my second bathroom groan throne.
> Now
> > I
> > > got to find another filthy iguana eater to
> fix
> > > this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable.
> > You
> > > need them they aren’t wanting to work.
> >
> >
> > You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter
> > someone that is angry and thinks less of
> everyone
> > around them I try to remind myself how glad I am
> I
> > dont have to be THAT person.
> >
> > Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I
> know
> > the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath in
> > His Way.
>
>
> But you are. You are smug with your superior
> bowels and always put it out there. Actually had a
> smaller basketball tonight. You and your kind
> would use it on the court.
'my kind' - I see you hate Christians as well as whatever culture an 'iguana-eater' is. You know your bowels are punishment for your hatred, you live the life you give to others you know. How are your bowels now?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 18, 2019 07:09AM
Our Lady of Blessed Relief Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Philosophical Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber.
> > > Matilda
> > > > clogged up my second bathroom groan throne.
> > Now
> > > I
> > > > got to find another filthy iguana eater to
> > fix
> > > > this for a few dollars of cash.
> Unbelievable.
> > > You
> > > > need them they aren’t wanting to work.
> > >
> > >
> > > You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter
> > > someone that is angry and thinks less of
> > everyone
> > > around them I try to remind myself how glad I
> am
> > I
> > > dont have to be THAT person.
> > >
> > > Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I
> > know
> > > the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath
> in
> > > His Way.
> >
> >
> > But you are. You are smug with your superior
> > bowels and always put it out there. Actually had
> a
> > smaller basketball tonight. You and your kind
> > would use it on the court.
>
> 'my kind' - I see you hate Christians as well as
> whatever culture an 'iguana-eater' is. You know
> your bowels are punishment for your hatred, you
> live the life you give to others you know. How
> are your bowels now?
Religion. Ha! Wish in one hand in the other crap in it and see which one fills first. Feel free to go to church every Sunday with your fellow superior bowel friends, and have the respect for us with bowel problems. If you dropped cinder blocks you’d understand, but probably your church wants people with bowel problems to go to a leper colony. How are your bowels? Please let us know.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Philosophical Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber.
> > > Matilda
> > > > clogged up my second bathroom groan throne.
> > Now
> > > I
> > > > got to find another filthy iguana eater to
> > fix
> > > > this for a few dollars of cash.
> Unbelievable.
> > > You
> > > > need them they aren’t wanting to work.
> > >
> > >
> > > You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter
> > > someone that is angry and thinks less of
> > everyone
> > > around them I try to remind myself how glad I
> am
> > I
> > > dont have to be THAT person.
> > >
> > > Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I
> > know
> > > the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath
> in
> > > His Way.
> >
> >
> > But you are. You are smug with your superior
> > bowels and always put it out there. Actually had
> a
> > smaller basketball tonight. You and your kind
> > would use it on the court.
>
> 'my kind' - I see you hate Christians as well as
> whatever culture an 'iguana-eater' is. You know
> your bowels are punishment for your hatred, you
> live the life you give to others you know. How
> are your bowels now?
Religion. Ha! Wish in one hand in the other crap in it and see which one fills first. Feel free to go to church every Sunday with your fellow superior bowel friends, and have the respect for us with bowel problems. If you dropped cinder blocks you’d understand, but probably your church wants people with bowel problems to go to a leper colony. How are your bowels? Please let us know.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 18, 2019 07:14AM
I am up early and heading over to Roy Rogers for a sausage and egg platter with a extra biscuit and a side of sausage gravy. my bowels just emptied so I got to fill them again!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 18, 2019 10:19AM
Just two weeks till my high school graduation! Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend First day of college is August 26th. I am so excited! Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 18, 2019 10:32AM
Dad and the obese neighbor are wearing matching leather outfits. They appear to have holes in certain areas. They both have the grill on, and are eating pork ribs while farting and drinking lots of beer. Mom is upstairs tranquilized per grandma. She said she needed a nap, and is making home made granola bars.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Grandma's Bowels?
()
Date: May 18, 2019 11:09AM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor are wearing matching
> leather outfits. They appear to have holes in
> certain areas. They both have the grill on, and
> are eating pork ribs while farting and drinking
> lots of beer. Mom is upstairs tranquilized per
> grandma. She said she needed a nap, and is making
> home made granola bars.
Congrats on HS and Jr. College. We have not heard much about your Grandma's bowels - will you be required to help her bathroom? The elderly can have a host of issues and need a great deal of assistance with bowel issues.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dad and the obese neighbor are wearing matching
> leather outfits. They appear to have holes in
> certain areas. They both have the grill on, and
> are eating pork ribs while farting and drinking
> lots of beer. Mom is upstairs tranquilized per
> grandma. She said she needed a nap, and is making
> home made granola bars.
Congrats on HS and Jr. College. We have not heard much about your Grandma's bowels - will you be required to help her bathroom? The elderly can have a host of issues and need a great deal of assistance with bowel issues.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 18, 2019 02:06PM
The sound of the ice cream truck serenading with its ear pleasing music brings so many memories. I was fortunate enough to grow up in an all white neighborhood, where we didn’t need to lock our doors as there was no crime. It really was wonderful. Today I was out with the rug rats and heard that music. Scary times as few white people around, but these kids are lucky. Their digestive systems allow them to eat Blue Bunny chocolate comes or Sponge Bob popsicles. They are able to handle these like a stroll in the park.
It was so nice, before my bowels betrayed me, to get that ice cream cone from the truck. Those hot summer days not having to think of my forty feet of internal plumbing, the colon, and the starfish were magical. Sometimes it’s good reminiscing.
It was so nice, before my bowels betrayed me, to get that ice cream cone from the truck. Those hot summer days not having to think of my forty feet of internal plumbing, the colon, and the starfish were magical. Sometimes it’s good reminiscing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: May 18, 2019 02:44PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Just two weeks till my high school graduation!
> Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend First
> day of college is August 26th. I am so excited!
> Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you haz a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome your family issuez at home. I shore will be a prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger an went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta prizon for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away from that spring, you are better than that. God bless ya an good luck.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Just two weeks till my high school graduation!
> Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend First
> day of college is August 26th. I am so excited!
> Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you haz a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome your family issuez at home. I shore will be a prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger an went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta prizon for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away from that spring, you are better than that. God bless ya an good luck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 18, 2019 03:19PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just two weeks till my high school graduation!
> > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend
> First
> > day of college is August 26th. I am so excited!
> > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
>
> Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you haz
> a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you
> haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome
> your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger an
> went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta prizon
> for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college
> will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away from
> that spring, you are better than that. God bless
> ya an good luck.
Hi there blessed brother red onion! Hope you and your bowels are doing well. What a inspiring message! I sit here sentimental as the advice you gave spring Onion is so good, and he could be the key to our colons feeling better. You’re a great man and I hope all is good with you.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just two weeks till my high school graduation!
> > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend
> First
> > day of college is August 26th. I am so excited!
> > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
>
> Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you haz
> a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you
> haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome
> your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger an
> went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta prizon
> for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college
> will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away from
> that spring, you are better than that. God bless
> ya an good luck.
Hi there blessed brother red onion! Hope you and your bowels are doing well. What a inspiring message! I sit here sentimental as the advice you gave spring Onion is so good, and he could be the key to our colons feeling better. You’re a great man and I hope all is good with you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: May 18, 2019 04:11PM
Grilled package of hot dogs, sauerkraut, and whiskey. Take this bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Shitty Thread
()
Date: May 18, 2019 06:10PM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Grilled package of hot dogs, sauerkraut, and
> whiskey. Take this bowels.
This sets a new low.
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> Grilled package of hot dogs, sauerkraut, and
> whiskey. Take this bowels.
This sets a new low.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 18, 2019 08:18PM
Shitty Thread Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Boiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Grilled package of hot dogs, sauerkraut, and
> > whiskey. Take this bowels.
>
>
> This sets a new low.
Not as low as the lowriders Julio drives in, or probably steals in PG. How are your bowels?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Boiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Grilled package of hot dogs, sauerkraut, and
> > whiskey. Take this bowels.
>
>
> This sets a new low.
Not as low as the lowriders Julio drives in, or probably steals in PG. How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Short bus onion
()
Date: May 18, 2019 10:17PM
Aren’t forum trolls supposed to be funny or at least partially entertaining?
Is this BEH/Brown Onion/5am guy/boiled onion/ect dude too fucking stupid to realize he’s neither funny or entertaining?
I’m guessing border level retard.
Is this BEH/Brown Onion/5am guy/boiled onion/ect dude too fucking stupid to realize he’s neither funny or entertaining?
I’m guessing border level retard.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Prison Onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 12:21AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just two weeks till my high school graduation!
> > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend
> First
> > day of college is August 26th. I am so excited!
> > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
>
> Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you haz
> a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you
> haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome
> your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger an
> went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta prizon
> for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college
> will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away from
> that spring, you are better than that. God bless
> ya an good luck.
5.5 years! Jesus you must have done some bad shit to get that kind of time. What is the TP like in prison? How do you shit in front of your roommate and all the guards? Were your bowels ever part of tossed salad?
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just two weeks till my high school graduation!
> > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend
> First
> > day of college is August 26th. I am so excited!
> > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
>
> Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you haz
> a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you
> haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome
> your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger an
> went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta prizon
> for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college
> will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away from
> that spring, you are better than that. God bless
> ya an good luck.
5.5 years! Jesus you must have done some bad shit to get that kind of time. What is the TP like in prison? How do you shit in front of your roommate and all the guards? Were your bowels ever part of tossed salad?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ed3hc
()
Date: May 19, 2019 12:28AM
Short bus onion Wrote:
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> Aren’t forum trolls supposed to be funny or at
> least partially entertaining?
>
> Is this BEH/Brown Onion/5am guy/boiled onion/ect
> dude too fucking stupid to realize he’s neither
> funny or entertaining?
>
> I’m guessing border level retard.
These sockpuppets are his only break from the irate Trumptarding he does the rest of the 80 hours per week he spends on this site. And no, he does not realize how fucking dumb his 'humor' is.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Aren’t forum trolls supposed to be funny or at
> least partially entertaining?
>
> Is this BEH/Brown Onion/5am guy/boiled onion/ect
> dude too fucking stupid to realize he’s neither
> funny or entertaining?
>
> I’m guessing border level retard.
These sockpuppets are his only break from the irate Trumptarding he does the rest of the 80 hours per week he spends on this site. And no, he does not realize how fucking dumb his 'humor' is.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 06:39AM
Prison Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just two weeks till my high school
> graduation!
> > > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend
> > First
> > > day of college is August 26th. I am so
> excited!
> > > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
> >
> > Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you
> haz
> > a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you
> > haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome
> > your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> > prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> > I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger
> an
> > went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta
> prizon
> > for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> > finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college
> > will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away
> from
> > that spring, you are better than that. God
> bless
> > ya an good luck.
>
>
> 5.5 years! Jesus you must have done some bad shit
> to get that kind of time. What is the TP like in
> prison? How do you shit in front of your roommate
> and all the guards? Were your bowels ever part of
> tossed salad?
Respect! Red onion paid his debt to society, is gainfully employed and has great advice to a young man. How about a little decency.
Goulash this morning. More later.
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just two weeks till my high school
> graduation!
> > > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend
> > First
> > > day of college is August 26th. I am so
> excited!
> > > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
> >
> > Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you
> haz
> > a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you
> > haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome
> > your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> > prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> > I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger
> an
> > went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta
> prizon
> > for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> > finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college
> > will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away
> from
> > that spring, you are better than that. God
> bless
> > ya an good luck.
>
>
> 5.5 years! Jesus you must have done some bad shit
> to get that kind of time. What is the TP like in
> prison? How do you shit in front of your roommate
> and all the guards? Were your bowels ever part of
> tossed salad?
Respect! Red onion paid his debt to society, is gainfully employed and has great advice to a young man. How about a little decency.
Goulash this morning. More later.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
teabagging Matilda Onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 08:25AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Prison Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Just two weeks till my high school
> > graduation!
> > > > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July
> weekend
> > > First
> > > > day of college is August 26th. I am so
> > excited!
> > > > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
> > >
> > > Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you
> > haz
> > > a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like
> you
> > > haz done really well an youwaz able ta
> overcome
> > > your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> > > prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> > > I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz
> younger
> > an
> > > went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta
> > prizon
> > > for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> > > finnally got my life straight. Kidz at
> college
> > > will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away
> > from
> > > that spring, you are better than that. God
> > bless
> > > ya an good luck.
> >
> >
> > 5.5 years! Jesus you must have done some bad
> shit
> > to get that kind of time. What is the TP like
> in
> > prison? How do you shit in front of your
> roommate
> > and all the guards? Were your bowels ever part
> of
> > tossed salad?
>
> Respect! Red onion paid his debt to society, is
> gainfully employed and has great advice to a young
> man. How about a little decency.
>
> Goulash this morning. More later.
...but 'Iguana-eaters' are filthy, 'dark-skinned savages' - you dont respect anyone, why should I respect your convict sockpuppet. I bet he got his salad tossed plenty. How is your heart?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Prison Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Just two weeks till my high school
> > graduation!
> > > > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July
> weekend
> > > First
> > > > day of college is August 26th. I am so
> > excited!
> > > > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
> > >
> > > Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you
> > haz
> > > a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like
> you
> > > haz done really well an youwaz able ta
> overcome
> > > your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> > > prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> > > I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz
> younger
> > an
> > > went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta
> > prizon
> > > for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> > > finnally got my life straight. Kidz at
> college
> > > will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away
> > from
> > > that spring, you are better than that. God
> > bless
> > > ya an good luck.
> >
> >
> > 5.5 years! Jesus you must have done some bad
> shit
> > to get that kind of time. What is the TP like
> in
> > prison? How do you shit in front of your
> roommate
> > and all the guards? Were your bowels ever part
> of
> > tossed salad?
>
> Respect! Red onion paid his debt to society, is
> gainfully employed and has great advice to a young
> man. How about a little decency.
>
> Goulash this morning. More later.
...but 'Iguana-eaters' are filthy, 'dark-skinned savages' - you dont respect anyone, why should I respect your convict sockpuppet. I bet he got his salad tossed plenty. How is your heart?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 10:29AM
Lift off occurred at 0938 hours. Went through max Q and throttled up per NASA procedures. I’d like to thank the midwives for a outstanding deployment of a gigantic load. Their stitches back there were done well, and even though there were tears, bring out the cigars!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 10:57AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Lift off occurred at 0938 hours. Went through max
> Q and throttled up per NASA procedures. I’d like
> to thank the midwives for a outstanding deployment
> of a gigantic load. Their stitches back there were
> done well, and even though there were tears, bring
> out the cigars!
That is good news Mr Brown. Now maybe you can relax and enjoy your day. Next weekend is Memorial day weekend and my Dad along with the obese neighbor are planning a pig roast complete with a keg of cheap American beer. I told my Dad that I would pay for his beer if he would just please have the party at the obese neighbors house across the street. He was drunk when I made the offer we will see what he says after he wakes up later today.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Lift off occurred at 0938 hours. Went through max
> Q and throttled up per NASA procedures. I’d like
> to thank the midwives for a outstanding deployment
> of a gigantic load. Their stitches back there were
> done well, and even though there were tears, bring
> out the cigars!
That is good news Mr Brown. Now maybe you can relax and enjoy your day. Next weekend is Memorial day weekend and my Dad along with the obese neighbor are planning a pig roast complete with a keg of cheap American beer. I told my Dad that I would pay for his beer if he would just please have the party at the obese neighbors house across the street. He was drunk when I made the offer we will see what he says after he wakes up later today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO is a FuckStick Onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 11:11AM
^Racist idiot talking to himself with un-funny dialogue - not ranting about 'iguana eaters' today huh. Just pithy NASA jargon? Why not pretend to die and have a sockpuppet laugh when someone here offers sympathy like you did last year.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bartered Onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 11:25AM
BO is a FuckStick Onion Wrote:
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> ^Racist idiot talking to himself with un-funny
> dialogue - not ranting about 'iguana eaters' today
> huh. Just pithy NASA jargon? Why not pretend to
> die and have a sockpuppet laugh when someone here
> offers sympathy like you did last year.
BO got your panties twisted huh?
-------------------------------------------------------
> ^Racist idiot talking to himself with un-funny
> dialogue - not ranting about 'iguana eaters' today
> huh. Just pithy NASA jargon? Why not pretend to
> die and have a sockpuppet laugh when someone here
> offers sympathy like you did last year.
BO got your panties twisted huh?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Lil' Somthin' Onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 11:37AM
Bartered Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BO is a FuckStick Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^Racist idiot talking to himself with un-funny
> > dialogue - not ranting about 'iguana eaters'
> today
> > huh. Just pithy NASA jargon? Why not pretend
> to
> > die and have a sockpuppet laugh when someone
> here
> > offers sympathy like you did last year.
>
>
> BO got your panties twisted huh?
-------------------------------------------------------
> BO is a FuckStick Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^Racist idiot talking to himself with un-funny
> > dialogue - not ranting about 'iguana eaters'
> today
> > huh. Just pithy NASA jargon? Why not pretend
> to
> > die and have a sockpuppet laugh when someone
> here
> > offers sympathy like you did last year.
>
>
> BO got your panties twisted huh?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
pt7wg
()
Date: May 19, 2019 12:51PM
not this shit again.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 12:58PM
Bubba burgers on the grill, deep fried twinkies, and cheap beer. Take that bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: May 19, 2019 02:57PM
Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re not welcome here. Fuck off.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 03:23PM
Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re not
> welcome here. Fuck off.
Most of us use image block on this thread. The pictures are posted by little kids desperate for attention.
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> Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re not
> welcome here. Fuck off.
Most of us use image block on this thread. The pictures are posted by little kids desperate for attention.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Old Guy
()
Date: May 19, 2019 03:34PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re
> not
> > welcome here. Fuck off.
>
> Most of us use image block on this thread. The
> pictures are posted by little kids desperate for
> attention.
How does one install image block? Agree he’s an idiot.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re
> not
> > welcome here. Fuck off.
>
> Most of us use image block on this thread. The
> pictures are posted by little kids desperate for
> attention.
How does one install image block? Agree he’s an idiot.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 04:39PM
There’s storms in the forecast and forceps from the midwives come tomorrow. Got gurgling going on which is a prelude to a battle of the bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
blunt onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 05:24PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> There’s storms in the forecast and forceps from
> the midwives come tomorrow. Got gurgling going on
> which is a prelude to a battle of the bowels.
I hope you shit your large intestine and bleed out, loser.
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> There’s storms in the forecast and forceps from
> the midwives come tomorrow. Got gurgling going on
> which is a prelude to a battle of the bowels.
I hope you shit your large intestine and bleed out, loser.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
IT onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 07:50PM
Old Guy Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re
> > not
> > > welcome here. Fuck off.
> >
> > Most of us use image block on this thread. The
> > pictures are posted by little kids desperate
> for
> > attention.
>
>
> How does one install image block? Agree he’s an
> idiot.
It's in your browser settings menu. No downloading required.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re
> > not
> > > welcome here. Fuck off.
> >
> > Most of us use image block on this thread. The
> > pictures are posted by little kids desperate
> for
> > attention.
>
>
> How does one install image block? Agree he’s an
> idiot.
It's in your browser settings menu. No downloading required.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 19, 2019 09:58PM
Apparently the storm passed here. I’m talking to my sister on the telephone wishing her encouragement. Our bowels have betrayed us but no one in our family other than Clarence never gives up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: May 20, 2019 04:58AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy will be finishing his work week in a few hours just as most of the world is beginning their work week. 5am guy has gotten a little crazy after all these years of working the graveyard shift. 5am guy will have the next two nights off and 5am guy plans to drink beer and watch netflix. Tomorrow 5am guy will visit his mom in the nursing home. 5am guy sends out best wishes to all the bib's.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 20, 2019 06:07AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy will be
> finishing his work week in a few hours just as
> most of the world is beginning their work week.
> 5am guy has gotten a little crazy after all these
> years of working the graveyard shift. 5am guy will
> have the next two nights off and 5am guy plans to
> drink beer and watch netflix. Tomorrow 5am guy
> will visit his mom in the nursing home. 5am guy
> sends out best wishes to all the bib's.
That is very nice of you five am and hope you get a chance to relax. Those hours are difficult, and not always best for those of us with posterior problems.
It looks like another beautiful day in the area. Going to spend time with white people at First Watch, have a healthy breakfast, and see what kind of groceries are available at Whole Foods. It is important to remember to take care of our colon, and I do wish the stores would put up foods based on the Bristol Stool Guide. This important reference helps all.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy will be
> finishing his work week in a few hours just as
> most of the world is beginning their work week.
> 5am guy has gotten a little crazy after all these
> years of working the graveyard shift. 5am guy will
> have the next two nights off and 5am guy plans to
> drink beer and watch netflix. Tomorrow 5am guy
> will visit his mom in the nursing home. 5am guy
> sends out best wishes to all the bib's.
That is very nice of you five am and hope you get a chance to relax. Those hours are difficult, and not always best for those of us with posterior problems.
It looks like another beautiful day in the area. Going to spend time with white people at First Watch, have a healthy breakfast, and see what kind of groceries are available at Whole Foods. It is important to remember to take care of our colon, and I do wish the stores would put up foods based on the Bristol Stool Guide. This important reference helps all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bristol Stool Guide teee hee
()
Date: May 20, 2019 11:59AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy will
> be
> > finishing his work week in a few hours just as
> > most of the world is beginning their work week.
> > 5am guy has gotten a little crazy after all
> these
> > years of working the graveyard shift. 5am guy
> will
> > have the next two nights off and 5am guy plans
> to
> > drink beer and watch netflix. Tomorrow 5am guy
> > will visit his mom in the nursing home. 5am guy
> > sends out best wishes to all the bib's.
>
>
> That is very nice of you five am and hope you get
> a chance to relax. Those hours are difficult, and
> not always best for those of us with posterior
> problems.
>
>
> It looks like another beautiful day in the area.
> Going to spend time with white people at First
> Watch, have a healthy breakfast, and see what kind
> of groceries are available at Whole Foods. It is
> important to remember to take care of our colon,
> and I do wish the stores would put up foods based
> on the Bristol Stool Guide. This important
> reference helps all.
Bristol Stool Guide teee hee
Bristol Stool Guide teee hee
Bristol Stool Guide teee hee
Bristol Stool Guide teee hee
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy will
> be
> > finishing his work week in a few hours just as
> > most of the world is beginning their work week.
> > 5am guy has gotten a little crazy after all
> these
> > years of working the graveyard shift. 5am guy
> will
> > have the next two nights off and 5am guy plans
> to
> > drink beer and watch netflix. Tomorrow 5am guy
> > will visit his mom in the nursing home. 5am guy
> > sends out best wishes to all the bib's.
>
>
> That is very nice of you five am and hope you get
> a chance to relax. Those hours are difficult, and
> not always best for those of us with posterior
> problems.
>
>
> It looks like another beautiful day in the area.
> Going to spend time with white people at First
> Watch, have a healthy breakfast, and see what kind
> of groceries are available at Whole Foods. It is
> important to remember to take care of our colon,
> and I do wish the stores would put up foods based
> on the Bristol Stool Guide. This important
> reference helps all.
Bristol Stool Guide teee hee
Bristol Stool Guide teee heeBristol Stool Guide teee heeBristol Stool Guide teee heeRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 20, 2019 03:37PM
The groan throne is getting tiring. I’ve watched two movies so far. Might watch Good Morning Vietnam before dropping napalm on the slopes. It’s a shame what a betraying set of bowels can do to a man.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
get help
()
Date: May 20, 2019 05:13PM
you people disgust me - revolting gifs are a sign of mental illness as are the harping over your bodily functions. Get help you sick fucks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: May 20, 2019 07:58PM
Vienna sausages, French fries and wine. Take this bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
nlkhd
()
Date: May 20, 2019 08:58PM
I left this page open on my laptop in the TV room when this page had no images posted. My 5 year old swiped the touch while his mom was folding laundry and the images of that woman doing her business came up and they both saw it.
So yea, thanks for that guys.
So yea, thanks for that guys.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: May 21, 2019 09:17AM
nlkhd Wrote:
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> I left this page open on my laptop in the TV room
> when this page had no images posted. My 5 year
> old swiped the touch while his mom was folding
> laundry and the images of that woman doing her
> business came up and they both saw it.
>
> So yea, thanks for that guys.
Why would you leave your daughter by a computer unaccompanied, especially with this site? Feel free to call CPS for assistance as you’re a terrible parent.
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> I left this page open on my laptop in the TV room
> when this page had no images posted. My 5 year
> old swiped the touch while his mom was folding
> laundry and the images of that woman doing her
> business came up and they both saw it.
>
> So yea, thanks for that guys.
Why would you leave your daughter by a computer unaccompanied, especially with this site? Feel free to call CPS for assistance as you’re a terrible parent.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spoiled Onion
()
Date: May 21, 2019 11:15AM
nlkhd Wrote:
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> I left this page open on my laptop in the TV room
> when this page had no images posted. My 5 year
> old swiped the touch while his mom was folding
> laundry and the images of that woman doing her
> business came up and they both saw it.
>
> So yea, thanks for that guys.
Guess wife wears pants in family
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> I left this page open on my laptop in the TV room
> when this page had no images posted. My 5 year
> old swiped the touch while his mom was folding
> laundry and the images of that woman doing her
> business came up and they both saw it.
>
> So yea, thanks for that guys.
Guess wife wears pants in family
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
h3w9h
()
Date: May 21, 2019 12:55PM
Miscavage. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> nlkhd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I left this page open on my laptop in the TV
> room
> > when this page had no images posted. My 5 year
> > old swiped the touch while his mom was folding
> > laundry and the images of that woman doing her
> > business came up and they both saw it.
> >
> > So yea, thanks for that guys.
>
>
> Why would you leave your daughter by a computer
> unaccompanied, especially with this site? Feel
> free to call CPS for assistance as you’re a
> terrible parent.
My son cannot read enough yet too be harmed by the words on this site and this thread just had words on it when I left the room. Then some asshole posts filthy pictures of some woman in a mask using the restroom - disgusting. Believe me I wont make the same mistake twice - my wife thinks I have some kind of weird fetish now.
-------------------------------------------------------
> nlkhd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I left this page open on my laptop in the TV
> room
> > when this page had no images posted. My 5 year
> > old swiped the touch while his mom was folding
> > laundry and the images of that woman doing her
> > business came up and they both saw it.
> >
> > So yea, thanks for that guys.
>
>
> Why would you leave your daughter by a computer
> unaccompanied, especially with this site? Feel
> free to call CPS for assistance as you’re a
> terrible parent.
My son cannot read enough yet too be harmed by the words on this site and this thread just had words on it when I left the room. Then some asshole posts filthy pictures of some woman in a mask using the restroom - disgusting. Believe me I wont make the same mistake twice - my wife thinks I have some kind of weird fetish now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
x4jhu
()
Date: May 21, 2019 12:56PM
Spoiled Onion Wrote:
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> nlkhd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I left this page open on my laptop in the TV
> room
> > when this page had no images posted. My 5 year
> > old swiped the touch while his mom was folding
> > laundry and the images of that woman doing her
> > business came up and they both saw it.
> >
> > So yea, thanks for that guys.
>
>
> Guess wife wears pants in family
She was within her rights to be pissed at the images on this site.
-------------------------------------------------------
> nlkhd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I left this page open on my laptop in the TV
> room
> > when this page had no images posted. My 5 year
> > old swiped the touch while his mom was folding
> > laundry and the images of that woman doing her
> > business came up and they both saw it.
> >
> > So yea, thanks for that guys.
>
>
> Guess wife wears pants in family
She was within her rights to be pissed at the images on this site.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dude it’s underground
()
Date: May 21, 2019 02:51PM
A real man wouldn’t have your problem. Grow a pair.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 21, 2019 05:25PM
I guess I’ll watch Alex Haley’s Roots. My ankles and back are sore sitting all day on the groan throne. The midwives have been patient and have told me it won’t be long. Yet I worry as dropping a cinder block really hurts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
yoga onion
()
Date: May 21, 2019 08:42PM
Toilet yoga is very effective in supporting elimination.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 22, 2019 08:03AM
Waking up to seeing the obese neighbor mowing the grass naked is disturbing. He also brought dad beers and a couple of his favorite cigars. I don’t understand what they are doing but mom does not seem happy one bit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The Caulk-Shits Dilemma Onion
()
Date: May 22, 2019 08:23AM
sometimes I get the caulk-shits where my dirt is like a paste that smears all over the bottom of the bowl. The shit smears just stay there at the bottom no matter how many times I flush. I am worried what the rest of the family thinks when they happen upon my leavings. Since its all under water I dont know how to clean it. Any suggestions?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 22, 2019 09:09AM
The Caulk-Shits Dilemma Onion Wrote:
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> sometimes I get the caulk-shits where my dirt is
> like a paste that smears all over the bottom of
> the bowl. The shit smears just stay there at the
> bottom no matter how many times I flush. I am
> worried what the rest of the family thinks when
> they happen upon my leavings. Since its all under
> water I dont know how to clean it. Any
> suggestions?
A solid toilet brush with bleach cleaner can remove those groan throne streak marks. Actually that’s a good problem as not the IBS of cinder block or Hershey Highway variety. Still working on this monster but hope this strategy works for you.
-------------------------------------------------------
> sometimes I get the caulk-shits where my dirt is
> like a paste that smears all over the bottom of
> the bowl. The shit smears just stay there at the
> bottom no matter how many times I flush. I am
> worried what the rest of the family thinks when
> they happen upon my leavings. Since its all under
> water I dont know how to clean it. Any
> suggestions?
A solid toilet brush with bleach cleaner can remove those groan throne streak marks. Actually that’s a good problem as not the IBS of cinder block or Hershey Highway variety. Still working on this monster but hope this strategy works for you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: May 22, 2019 10:00AM
Hope all are well. Got yogurt and oatmeal going this morning along with a two mile walk.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
nano particle bowl material
()
Date: May 22, 2019 01:04PM
The Caulk-Shits Dilemma Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> sometimes I get the caulk-shits where my dirt is
> like a paste that smears all over the bottom of
> the bowl. The shit smears just stay there at the
> bottom no matter how many times I flush. I am
> worried what the rest of the family thinks when
> they happen upon my leavings. Since its all under
> water I dont know how to clean it. Any
> suggestions?
Forget a brush - what is the point of smearing feces from the bowl to a brush that you then have to store or clean somewhere else. You are just spreading feces all over your house. Dripping feces-water in a bucket, then a slop sink. Brushes are for mineral stains under the rim.
Grab a wad of tissue with two fingers then flush, when the water is at its lowest as the flushing hits it apex quickly jam the tissue onto the shit-smeared portion of the bowl. May take a couple tries. Be careful not to get shit on your fingies and wash carefully after.
-------------------------------------------------------
> sometimes I get the caulk-shits where my dirt is
> like a paste that smears all over the bottom of
> the bowl. The shit smears just stay there at the
> bottom no matter how many times I flush. I am
> worried what the rest of the family thinks when
> they happen upon my leavings. Since its all under
> water I dont know how to clean it. Any
> suggestions?
Forget a brush - what is the point of smearing feces from the bowl to a brush that you then have to store or clean somewhere else. You are just spreading feces all over your house. Dripping feces-water in a bucket, then a slop sink. Brushes are for mineral stains under the rim.
Grab a wad of tissue with two fingers then flush, when the water is at its lowest as the flushing hits it apex quickly jam the tissue onto the shit-smeared portion of the bowl. May take a couple tries. Be careful not to get shit on your fingies and wash carefully after.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 22, 2019 03:06PM
A great load has been lifted. I appreciate the support of the midwives. Dilation took some time, but what I gave birth too shall be named Jerome. A nasty big mass that had various formations and shapes that caused stitches to be put back my starfish in working order. It did hurt for considerable time, and I apologize if any sewer lines were or are backed up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 22, 2019 04:07PM
It’s disgusting to come home from school, with two fat men farting in the living room. They are eating chicken wings and drinking beers watching gladiator movies.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 22, 2019 05:21PM
I'm eating light tonight, two biggie bags from Wendys were just 10 bucks plus tax. My bowels can handle that easily.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
pe6jh
()
Date: May 22, 2019 05:48PM
Does the guy talking about having a bowel movement like giving birth think he is funny or creative - you think when he posts the same exact dumb thing over and over he is 'teee heee this is funny?'
what a bore.
what a bore.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: May 22, 2019 07:09PM
pe6jh Wrote:
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> Does the guy talking about having a bowel movement
> like giving birth think he is funny or creative -
> you think when he posts the same exact dumb thing
> over and over he is 'teee heee this is funny?'
>
> what a bore.
I hope when you become older you’ll remember how much you harassed your elders.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Does the guy talking about having a bowel movement
> like giving birth think he is funny or creative -
> you think when he posts the same exact dumb thing
> over and over he is 'teee heee this is funny?'
>
> what a bore.
I hope when you become older you’ll remember how much you harassed your elders.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
79u7s
()
Date: May 22, 2019 07:58PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> pe6jh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does the guy talking about having a bowel
> movement
> > like giving birth think he is funny or creative
> -
> > you think when he posts the same exact dumb
> thing
> > over and over he is 'teee heee this is funny?'
> >
> > what a bore.
>
>
> I hope when you become older you’ll remember how
> much you harassed your elders.
Honestly, If I take time every day to write silly, disgusting stories about having midwives help me give birth to my bowel movements and get stitches in my rectum; if Im doing that days in the week, over and over for years on end I hope my loved ones put me away or help me kill myself.
-------------------------------------------------------
> pe6jh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does the guy talking about having a bowel
> movement
> > like giving birth think he is funny or creative
> -
> > you think when he posts the same exact dumb
> thing
> > over and over he is 'teee heee this is funny?'
> >
> > what a bore.
>
>
> I hope when you become older you’ll remember how
> much you harassed your elders.
Honestly, If I take time every day to write silly, disgusting stories about having midwives help me give birth to my bowel movements and get stitches in my rectum; if Im doing that days in the week, over and over for years on end I hope my loved ones put me away or help me kill myself.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 23, 2019 06:40AM
I just called in sick, my bowels are at fault for this. I might as well call in sick tomorrow too and make it a 5 day weekend. Good thing me and my bowels work for the government and always have liberal leave.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 23, 2019 08:38AM
So glad to be going to where white people are. First Watch is delicious. Got the Buick looking sharp for frogger with foreigners and think today will be productive.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
waiting on dottards onion
()
Date: May 23, 2019 08:59AM
First Watch - the restaurant for people with nothing to do in their day. Retirees and PTA moms. Poor waiters have to do separate checks for every single dottard that walks into the place.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
detect onion
()
Date: May 23, 2019 10:06AM
pe6jh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Does the guy talking about having a bowel movement
> like giving birth think he is funny or creative -
> you think when he posts the same exact dumb thing
> over and over he is 'teee heee this is funny?'
>
> what a bore.
Jr. high school just let out for summer break and suddenly the posts are more frequent. Coincidence?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Does the guy talking about having a bowel movement
> like giving birth think he is funny or creative -
> you think when he posts the same exact dumb thing
> over and over he is 'teee heee this is funny?'
>
> what a bore.
Jr. high school just let out for summer break and suddenly the posts are more frequent. Coincidence?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: May 23, 2019 10:40AM
waiting on dottards onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> First Watch - the restaurant for people with
> nothing to do in their day. Retirees and PTA
> moms. Poor waiters have to do separate checks for
> every single dottard that walks into the place.
Actually they have good service and food. My family and I go there and we like it. Healthy and good portions.
-------------------------------------------------------
> First Watch - the restaurant for people with
> nothing to do in their day. Retirees and PTA
> moms. Poor waiters have to do separate checks for
> every single dottard that walks into the place.
Actually they have good service and food. My family and I go there and we like it. Healthy and good portions.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Laney's Big Salad
()
Date: May 23, 2019 12:30PM
Hello- New to this feed and have enjoyed your shared stories and just learning
of the Bristol Stool Chart. My deposits average a number 3 or 4 but can run the
gamut and are almost always horribly pungent. Presently trying hard to eat
healthier which is difficult on the road for work and eating more Subway turkey
breast sandwiches loaded with veggies instead of steak and cheese w/fries from
Paisano's. Target goal this August is for healthy gigantic drops with no more
odor than that of a hot biscuit as mentioned in the movie, The Road to
Wellville.
Taking a mulligan for upcoming Memorial Day Weekend with expected consumption
followed by deposits of many burgers, dogs, tater salad and deviled eggs. I
know the bowels are up to it but again... the stink will be unbearable even if
it is my own.
Look forward to meeting the... regulars. Happy long holiday weekend to all
for ringing in Summer 2019.
of the Bristol Stool Chart. My deposits average a number 3 or 4 but can run the
gamut and are almost always horribly pungent. Presently trying hard to eat
healthier which is difficult on the road for work and eating more Subway turkey
breast sandwiches loaded with veggies instead of steak and cheese w/fries from
Paisano's. Target goal this August is for healthy gigantic drops with no more
odor than that of a hot biscuit as mentioned in the movie, The Road to
Wellville.
Taking a mulligan for upcoming Memorial Day Weekend with expected consumption
followed by deposits of many burgers, dogs, tater salad and deviled eggs. I
know the bowels are up to it but again... the stink will be unbearable even if
it is my own.
Look forward to meeting the... regulars. Happy long holiday weekend to all
for ringing in Summer 2019.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Lemon Yellow Bum
()
Date: May 23, 2019 01:39PM
LOL for big salad and regulars. I see what you did there. ^^^
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 23, 2019 02:09PM
Laney's Big Salad Wrote:
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> Hello- New to this feed and have enjoyed your
> shared stories and just learning
> of the Bristol Stool Chart. My deposits average a
> number 3 or 4 but can run the
> gamut and are almost always horribly pungent.
> Presently trying hard to eat
> healthier which is difficult on the road for work
> and eating more Subway turkey
> breast sandwiches loaded with veggies instead of
> steak and cheese w/fries from
> Paisano's. Target goal this August is for healthy
> gigantic drops with no more
> odor than that of a hot biscuit as mentioned in
> the movie, The Road to
> Wellville.
>
> Taking a mulligan for upcoming Memorial Day
> Weekend with expected consumption
> followed by deposits of many burgers, dogs, tater
> salad and deviled eggs. I
> know the bowels are up to it but again... the
> stink will be unbearable even if
> it is my own.
>
> Look forward to meeting the... regulars. Happy
> long holiday weekend to all
> for ringing in Summer 2019.
I feel very sorry your bowels shall experience grinding of gears but congrats on 3 and 4’s!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hello- New to this feed and have enjoyed your
> shared stories and just learning
> of the Bristol Stool Chart. My deposits average a
> number 3 or 4 but can run the
> gamut and are almost always horribly pungent.
> Presently trying hard to eat
> healthier which is difficult on the road for work
> and eating more Subway turkey
> breast sandwiches loaded with veggies instead of
> steak and cheese w/fries from
> Paisano's. Target goal this August is for healthy
> gigantic drops with no more
> odor than that of a hot biscuit as mentioned in
> the movie, The Road to
> Wellville.
>
> Taking a mulligan for upcoming Memorial Day
> Weekend with expected consumption
> followed by deposits of many burgers, dogs, tater
> salad and deviled eggs. I
> know the bowels are up to it but again... the
> stink will be unbearable even if
> it is my own.
>
> Look forward to meeting the... regulars. Happy
> long holiday weekend to all
> for ringing in Summer 2019.
I feel very sorry your bowels shall experience grinding of gears but congrats on 3 and 4’s!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Capper
()
Date: May 23, 2019 03:26PM
I’m mid thirties. Is brown capping normal?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO Sockpuppet Onion
()
Date: May 23, 2019 04:19PM
Laney's Big Salad Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hello- New to this feed and have enjoyed your
> shared stories and just learning
> of the Bristol Stool Chart. My deposits average a
> number 3 or 4 but can run the
> gamut and are almost always horribly pungent.
> Presently trying hard to eat
> healthier which is difficult on the road for work
> and eating more Subway turkey
> breast sandwiches loaded with veggies instead of
> steak and cheese w/fries from
> Paisano's. Target goal this August is for healthy
> gigantic drops with no more
> odor than that of a hot biscuit as mentioned in
> the movie, The Road to
> Wellville.
>
> Taking a mulligan for upcoming Memorial Day
> Weekend with expected consumption
> followed by deposits of many burgers, dogs, tater
> salad and deviled eggs. I
> know the bowels are up to it but again... the
> stink will be unbearable even if
> it is my own.
>
> Look forward to meeting the... regulars. Happy
> long holiday weekend to all
> for ringing in Summer 2019.
Brown Onion sockpuppet - you can tell by how fucking boring it is...
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hello- New to this feed and have enjoyed your
> shared stories and just learning
> of the Bristol Stool Chart. My deposits average a
> number 3 or 4 but can run the
> gamut and are almost always horribly pungent.
> Presently trying hard to eat
> healthier which is difficult on the road for work
> and eating more Subway turkey
> breast sandwiches loaded with veggies instead of
> steak and cheese w/fries from
> Paisano's. Target goal this August is for healthy
> gigantic drops with no more
> odor than that of a hot biscuit as mentioned in
> the movie, The Road to
> Wellville.
>
> Taking a mulligan for upcoming Memorial Day
> Weekend with expected consumption
> followed by deposits of many burgers, dogs, tater
> salad and deviled eggs. I
> know the bowels are up to it but again... the
> stink will be unbearable even if
> it is my own.
>
> Look forward to meeting the... regulars. Happy
> long holiday weekend to all
> for ringing in Summer 2019.
Brown Onion sockpuppet - you can tell by how fucking boring it is...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: May 23, 2019 04:56PM
The grains seem to be helping me a lot. As does the extra fruit. I could be wrong but kiwis seem to make a big difference.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 23, 2019 06:37PM
Seeing dad and the obese neighbor frolicking in the garden is painful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 23, 2019 08:34PM
I got a 20 dollar gift card for Arby's as a gift from a friend. I'm getting ready to ingest about 15 bucks worth. My bowels got this!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 23, 2019 09:30PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I got a 20 dollar gift card for Arby's as a gift
> from a friend. I'm getting ready to ingest about
> 15 bucks worth. My bowels got this!!!
If you need midwives let me know.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I got a 20 dollar gift card for Arby's as a gift
> from a friend. I'm getting ready to ingest about
> 15 bucks worth. My bowels got this!!!
If you need midwives let me know.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: May 24, 2019 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy will be working 12 hour shifts this weekend so that other employees can have off for the holiday weekend. The boss knows that 5am guy has no life and no friends so he always asks 5am guy to do this. This is affecting 5am guys bowels.
5am guy has been texting back and forth with the chicken frying woman at Royal Farms. Since chicken frying woman also works the graveyard shift she and 5am guy have a lot in common.
5am guy has been texting back and forth with the chicken frying woman at Royal Farms. Since chicken frying woman also works the graveyard shift she and 5am guy have a lot in common.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
?????? the fuck
()
Date: May 24, 2019 09:17AM
this threads fucked up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 24, 2019 12:38PM
Glad the midwives are enroute, may need a epindural for this one.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Laney's Big Salad
()
Date: May 24, 2019 01:00PM
Dropped a decent one early this morning. Rocky up front with a soft finish.
Enjoyed 2 egg mcmuffins and 2 hash browns around 10am that should result
in another delivery by early evening. The real egg mcmuffins and not
the tasteless egg-white offering.
*Why are turds tapered at the end?...
**So your asshole doesn't slam shut! -Jay Thomas
(RIP Jay Thomas)
Enjoyed 2 egg mcmuffins and 2 hash browns around 10am that should result
in another delivery by early evening. The real egg mcmuffins and not
the tasteless egg-white offering.
*Why are turds tapered at the end?...
**So your asshole doesn't slam shut! -Jay Thomas
(RIP Jay Thomas)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 24, 2019 01:28PM
My dad and the obese neighbor are naked, and have a funnel device out. I'm not sure what they are up to as there's none of their usual beer lying around. Its disgusting with them farting and stinnking up the living room.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 24, 2019 02:36PM
I’m so glad all the midwives are white.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 24, 2019 05:08PM
I just got home and am going to fire up the grill. Three 1/3 pound burgers with a bag of tater-tots should fill me up good tonight. Washing that down with a 12 pack of Miller high life. My bowels love a challenge.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 24, 2019 05:43PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just got home and am going to fire up the grill.
> Three 1/3 pound burgers with a bag of tater-tots
> should fill me up good tonight. Washing that down
> with a 12 pack of Miller high life. My bowels love
> a challenge.
My colon literally is hanging by a thread reading this.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just got home and am going to fire up the grill.
> Three 1/3 pound burgers with a bag of tater-tots
> should fill me up good tonight. Washing that down
> with a 12 pack of Miller high life. My bowels love
> a challenge.
My colon literally is hanging by a thread reading this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 24, 2019 06:45PM
I had lunch at school with Jules today - she was crying. She said that she had been spending a lot of time over at the Obese neighbor's playing Wii. I asked why she was crying and she said 'Im late.' I am on the same bus with her morning and afternoon and she is always on time so Im not sure what she means.
I am making a whole wheat crust home made pizza with fresh vegetables and a locally sourced organic sauce. Mom has been scrubbing a large stain in our carpet where dad and the neighbor were wrestling last night.
I am making a whole wheat crust home made pizza with fresh vegetables and a locally sourced organic sauce. Mom has been scrubbing a large stain in our carpet where dad and the neighbor were wrestling last night.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jen Ettix
()
Date: May 24, 2019 11:25PM
I ate shit out of my boyfriend’s ass last night. It was delicious.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 25, 2019 01:24AM
My bowels truly hurt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 25, 2019 07:44AM
With this three day weekend at hand I am thinking about a little road trip out to Manassas for a big brunch at Golden Corral. I like to get there about 10 am because they still have breakfast food out but they are transitioning to lunch. I can have bacon and eggs with fried chicken on the side.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 25, 2019 11:24AM
I am working at the hospital cafeteria again today and the place is packed. Thankfully my Dad decided to have the 3 day drink , fart and eat fest over at the obese neighbors house. They started roasting a entire pig early this morning and they got a keg of cheap beer. My Dad wants me to stop and get 4 large bags of ice after work as he and the obese neighbor are already too drunk to drive.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
poet onion.
()
Date: May 25, 2019 04:10PM
Upon the throne I sit
By Dawn's early light
My bowels have robbed me of a sleep filled night
I push and I strain to complete this task
I pray to God, for relief is what I ask.
By Dawn's early light
My bowels have robbed me of a sleep filled night
I push and I strain to complete this task
I pray to God, for relief is what I ask.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
poet onion.
()
Date: May 25, 2019 05:49PM
chocolate dicks, folded feces,
starfish splatter, down my leg,
midwives, screaming
chocolate streaming, down my leg.
Gerry cocks, Dr. Spock
bloody goulash, down my leg.
fisted sphincter, one-eyed blinker,
red-bowl blister, down my leg.
_
starfish splatter, down my leg,
midwives, screaming
chocolate streaming, down my leg.
Gerry cocks, Dr. Spock
bloody goulash, down my leg.
fisted sphincter, one-eyed blinker,
red-bowl blister, down my leg.
_
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
xylye
()
Date: May 25, 2019 07:39PM
Thats some shitty poetry
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 25, 2019 09:22PM
Large two topping pizzas carryout only at Dominoes for $5.99. I just picked up 2 of them! My bowels might have trouble with this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 26, 2019 12:25AM
Anyone have a suture kit?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jen Ettix
()
Date: May 26, 2019 12:43AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Anyone have a suture kit?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Damn you are one hilarious troll.
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> Anyone have a suture kit?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Damn you are one hilarious troll.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 26, 2019 08:57AM
I wish I could trade my bowels in.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: May 26, 2019 11:07AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wish I could trade my bowels in.
I knows how you feels there mr brownonion. I hpoe you haz youself a nice Memorialz day. I haz got tha nex too dayz off and will jus be stayin home and cookin on my weber kettl grill. I don have much extra money cauz I jus had ta put new brakes an tirez on my car ta get it through inspection. I even skipped church taday cauze I cant afford to put no money in the collection plate. God bless all yall brown guyz!
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> I wish I could trade my bowels in.
I knows how you feels there mr brownonion. I hpoe you haz youself a nice Memorialz day. I haz got tha nex too dayz off and will jus be stayin home and cookin on my weber kettl grill. I don have much extra money cauz I jus had ta put new brakes an tirez on my car ta get it through inspection. I even skipped church taday cauze I cant afford to put no money in the collection plate. God bless all yall brown guyz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: May 26, 2019 01:47PM
Hello groan throne, my old friend
I've come to sit with you again
Because a movement softly creeping
Leaked in my drawers while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of flushing
In restless dreams I sat alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a night light lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a bathroom light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
I've come to sit with you again
Because a movement softly creeping
Leaked in my drawers while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of flushing
In restless dreams I sat alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a night light lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a bathroom light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
munxp
()
Date: May 26, 2019 01:48PM
Prep H, wet naps, witch hazel, I keep them in a basket by the toilet. I dont stock magazines in there just prayer beads...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 26, 2019 03:56PM
Now that I have graduated from high school I got plenty of free time. I'm doing some research on digestive issues in mice and guinea pigs.
My Dad and the obese neighbor slept most of the day and now they are at it again, they got a new keg of beer and are shredding the pork from yesterday's pig roast to make sandwiches. There are multiple cars parked along the street, they have at least 10 guys over there partying like crazy.
My Dad and the obese neighbor slept most of the day and now they are at it again, they got a new keg of beer and are shredding the pork from yesterday's pig roast to make sandwiches. There are multiple cars parked along the street, they have at least 10 guys over there partying like crazy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
4gedy
()
Date: May 26, 2019 05:31PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Now that I have graduated from high school I got
> plenty of free time. I'm doing some research on
> digestive issues in mice and guinea pigs.
> My Dad and the obese neighbor slept most of the
> day and now they are at it again, they got a new
> keg of beer and are shredding the pork from
> yesterday's pig roast to make sandwiches. There
> are multiple cars parked along the street, they
> have at least 10 guys over there partying like
> crazy.
Congrats, how is Jules doing?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Now that I have graduated from high school I got
> plenty of free time. I'm doing some research on
> digestive issues in mice and guinea pigs.
> My Dad and the obese neighbor slept most of the
> day and now they are at it again, they got a new
> keg of beer and are shredding the pork from
> yesterday's pig roast to make sandwiches. There
> are multiple cars parked along the street, they
> have at least 10 guys over there partying like
> crazy.
Congrats, how is Jules doing?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Johhny Douchebag
()
Date: May 26, 2019 05:36PM
jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Hello groan throne, my old friend
> I've come to sit with you again
> Because a movement softly creeping
> Leaked in my drawers while I was sleeping
> And the vision that was planted in my brain
> Still remains
> Within the sound of flushing
> In restless dreams I sat alone
> Narrow streets of cobblestone
> 'Neath the halo of a night light lamp
> I turned my collar to the cold and damp
> When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a
> bathroom light
> That split the night
> And touched the sound of silence
Stealing a great song and changing a few words is neither creative nor interesting. At least the poets here write original shit - you are just a colossal bore.
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> Hello groan throne, my old friend
> I've come to sit with you again
> Because a movement softly creeping
> Leaked in my drawers while I was sleeping
> And the vision that was planted in my brain
> Still remains
> Within the sound of flushing
> In restless dreams I sat alone
> Narrow streets of cobblestone
> 'Neath the halo of a night light lamp
> I turned my collar to the cold and damp
> When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a
> bathroom light
> That split the night
> And touched the sound of silence
Stealing a great song and changing a few words is neither creative nor interesting. At least the poets here write original shit - you are just a colossal bore.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 26, 2019 06:17PM
Johhny Douchebag Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> jhonny bravo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hello groan throne, my old friend
> > I've come to sit with you again
> > Because a movement softly creeping
> > Leaked in my drawers while I was sleeping
> > And the vision that was planted in my brain
> > Still remains
> > Within the sound of flushing
> > In restless dreams I sat alone
> > Narrow streets of cobblestone
> > 'Neath the halo of a night light lamp
> > I turned my collar to the cold and damp
> > When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a
> > bathroom light
> > That split the night
> > And touched the sound of silence
>
>
> Stealing a great song and changing a few words is
> neither creative nor interesting. At least the
> poets here write original shit - you are just a
> colossal bore.
You have no talent, or no eye for a talent. Mr. Bravo is a genius and a thrilling breath of fresh air here.
-------------------------------------------------------
> jhonny bravo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hello groan throne, my old friend
> > I've come to sit with you again
> > Because a movement softly creeping
> > Leaked in my drawers while I was sleeping
> > And the vision that was planted in my brain
> > Still remains
> > Within the sound of flushing
> > In restless dreams I sat alone
> > Narrow streets of cobblestone
> > 'Neath the halo of a night light lamp
> > I turned my collar to the cold and damp
> > When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a
> > bathroom light
> > That split the night
> > And touched the sound of silence
>
>
> Stealing a great song and changing a few words is
> neither creative nor interesting. At least the
> poets here write original shit - you are just a
> colossal bore.
You have no talent, or no eye for a talent. Mr. Bravo is a genius and a thrilling breath of fresh air here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: May 26, 2019 07:51PM
Oh, a fart is threat'ning
My very life today
If I don't find a toilet
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away
Constipation, it's just a shit away
It's just a shit away
Constipation, it's just a shit away
It's just a shit away
My very life today
If I don't find a toilet
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away
Constipation, it's just a shit away
It's just a shit away
Constipation, it's just a shit away
It's just a shit away
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 27, 2019 06:06AM
jhonny bravo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Oh, a fart is threat'ning
> My very life today
> If I don't find a toilet
> Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away
> Constipation, it's just a shit away
> It's just a shit away
> Constipation, it's just a shit away
> It's just a shit away
True! and well done Mr. Bravo!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Oh, a fart is threat'ning
> My very life today
> If I don't find a toilet
> Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away
> Constipation, it's just a shit away
> It's just a shit away
> Constipation, it's just a shit away
> It's just a shit away
True! and well done Mr. Bravo!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 27, 2019 06:59AM
Heading to Cracker barrel soon. Going to have chicken fried steak covered in gravy with 6 fried eggs and four biscuits, hash browns too! My bowels can do it!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Buttz
()
Date: May 27, 2019 07:58AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Heading to Cracker barrel soon. Going to have
> chicken fried steak covered in gravy with 6 fried
> eggs and four biscuits, hash browns too! My bowels
> can do it!!!
You worry about triglycerides?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Heading to Cracker barrel soon. Going to have
> chicken fried steak covered in gravy with 6 fried
> eggs and four biscuits, hash browns too! My bowels
> can do it!!!
You worry about triglycerides?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 27, 2019 08:25AM
Dad is wearing nothing but the ruby red slippers from wizard of oz, and the obese neighbor is hiding behind the curtains. A strange way to start the morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 27, 2019 10:24AM
It’s Memorial Day. Remembering my friends who gave all. Watching our wonderful white commander in Chief and eating relatively bowel friendly foods. Hoping for a basketball not a odd shaped cinder block.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 27, 2019 10:31AM
The Cracker Barrel food gave me a round of diarrhea. I should probably have a dominoes pizza for lunch to help things out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boring Sockpuppet Onion
()
Date: May 27, 2019 10:57AM
Wow Brown Onion sockpuppet Memorial Day theater - boring beyond fucking words. You are more interesting complaining about your shit and immigrants. Literally each post is more boring than the next.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 27, 2019 11:11AM
4gedy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now that I have graduated from high school I
> got
> > plenty of free time. I'm doing some research on
> > digestive issues in mice and guinea pigs.
> > My Dad and the obese neighbor slept most of the
> > day and now they are at it again, they got a
> new
> > keg of beer and are shredding the pork from
> > yesterday's pig roast to make sandwiches. There
> > are multiple cars parked along the street, they
> > have at least 10 guys over there partying like
> > crazy.
>
> Congrats, how is Jules doing?
Not sure about my Jules - I called her last night. Even though school is out she said she took some test and her mom told here 'the rabbit died.' Then she was crying and said something about needing money from the Obese Neighbor. It all makes no sense to me. Maybe she is just stressed about college next year.
I was fasting last night and this morning but am preparing a 'dry salad' of organic bran flakes, sunflower seeds, brewer's yeast and cold-pressed flax seed oil to start things off for holiday brunch.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now that I have graduated from high school I
> got
> > plenty of free time. I'm doing some research on
> > digestive issues in mice and guinea pigs.
> > My Dad and the obese neighbor slept most of the
> > day and now they are at it again, they got a
> new
> > keg of beer and are shredding the pork from
> > yesterday's pig roast to make sandwiches. There
> > are multiple cars parked along the street, they
> > have at least 10 guys over there partying like
> > crazy.
>
> Congrats, how is Jules doing?
Not sure about my Jules - I called her last night. Even though school is out she said she took some test and her mom told here 'the rabbit died.' Then she was crying and said something about needing money from the Obese Neighbor. It all makes no sense to me. Maybe she is just stressed about college next year.
I was fasting last night and this morning but am preparing a 'dry salad' of organic bran flakes, sunflower seeds, brewer's yeast and cold-pressed flax seed oil to start things off for holiday brunch.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Memorial Day Onion
()
Date: May 27, 2019 12:11PM
spring sorry to hear about Jules, tell her every life is precious ok. Also you might want to locate the nearest Gastroenterology Dept before consuming your 'dry salad' - that is bowel suicide in my layman's point of view.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 27, 2019 12:19PM
Well appears a storm is just slightly over the horizon. It sucks when your innards make themselves known. A bad case of gas plus the beginning of pressure on the starfish suggests a nasty brew is up ahead and sooner than desired.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion
()
Date: May 27, 2019 03:01PM
Spinning signz get your oil changez with me. Specialz include extra servicez. Spinning signz buttockz out on Fairfax boulevardz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fairfax Guy
()
Date: May 27, 2019 03:34PM
Red Onion Wrote:
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> Spinning signz get your oil changez with me.
> Specialz include extra servicez. Spinning signz
> buttockz out on Fairfax boulevardz!
What shop? I’m interested!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Spinning signz get your oil changez with me.
> Specialz include extra servicez. Spinning signz
> buttockz out on Fairfax boulevardz!
What shop? I’m interested!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
mtleu
()
Date: May 27, 2019 04:23PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 4gedy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Now that I have graduated from high school I
> > got
> > > plenty of free time. I'm doing some research
> on
> > > digestive issues in mice and guinea pigs.
> > > My Dad and the obese neighbor slept most of
> the
> > > day and now they are at it again, they got a
> > new
> > > keg of beer and are shredding the pork from
> > > yesterday's pig roast to make sandwiches.
> There
> > > are multiple cars parked along the street,
> they
> > > have at least 10 guys over there partying
> like
> > > crazy.
> >
> > Congrats, how is Jules doing?
>
> Not sure about my Jules - I called her last night.
> Even though school is out she said she took some
> test and her mom told here 'the rabbit died.'
> Then she was crying and said something about
> needing money from the Obese Neighbor. It all
> makes no sense to me. Maybe she is just stressed
> about college next year.
>
> I was fasting last night and this morning but am
> preparing a 'dry salad' of organic bran flakes,
> sunflower seeds, brewer's yeast and cold-pressed
> flax seed oil to start things off for holiday
> brunch.
My bowels just imploded reading about your dry salad. Are you Flexing on us?
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> 4gedy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Now that I have graduated from high school I
> > got
> > > plenty of free time. I'm doing some research
> on
> > > digestive issues in mice and guinea pigs.
> > > My Dad and the obese neighbor slept most of
> the
> > > day and now they are at it again, they got a
> > new
> > > keg of beer and are shredding the pork from
> > > yesterday's pig roast to make sandwiches.
> There
> > > are multiple cars parked along the street,
> they
> > > have at least 10 guys over there partying
> like
> > > crazy.
> >
> > Congrats, how is Jules doing?
>
> Not sure about my Jules - I called her last night.
> Even though school is out she said she took some
> test and her mom told here 'the rabbit died.'
> Then she was crying and said something about
> needing money from the Obese Neighbor. It all
> makes no sense to me. Maybe she is just stressed
> about college next year.
>
> I was fasting last night and this morning but am
> preparing a 'dry salad' of organic bran flakes,
> sunflower seeds, brewer's yeast and cold-pressed
> flax seed oil to start things off for holiday
> brunch.
My bowels just imploded reading about your dry salad. Are you Flexing on us?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion
()
Date: May 27, 2019 04:39PM
Come on down to jiffy lubez and check out my spinning signz in traffic. Fairfax Boulevardz see my ballz and bowelz. Offering specialz dealz leave your wivez at homez as we’re going to do oil changez! You payz we playz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: May 27, 2019 04:53PM
Could people stop being jerks here? Please. Just a little decency.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Factoid Onion
()
Date: May 27, 2019 06:58PM
Brown Onion is a troll who normally posts under username BEH. Notice the similarity of his racist posts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 28, 2019 06:45AM
As the clock ticks seconds and minutes off, the feeling of the fifty pound bag of cement rolling out of my starfish scares me. We’ve been down this road before but it still is a prospect that concerns me. Have been on the groan throne all night. The midwives are kind but they’ve got to be tired, not only hours up but fumes that are worse than sulfur. It’s definitely time to push this SUV out although the consequences are severe.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 28, 2019 09:07AM
It’s so odd having the obese neighbor as a substitute teacher for biology. He’s talking about cross pollination and mentioned my dad. I can’t wait for the next subjects.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Life Assessment Onion
()
Date: May 28, 2019 11:23AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> As the clock ticks seconds and minutes off, the
> feeling of the fifty pound bag of cement rolling
> out of my starfish scares me. We’ve been down
> this road before but it still is a prospect that
> concerns me. Have been on the groan throne all
> night. The midwives are kind but they’ve got to
> be tired, not only hours up but fumes that are
> worse than sulfur. It’s definitely time to push
> this SUV out although the consequences are severe.
you start your day posting the same boring shit at 645am - what a sad hopeless existence you have. No wonder you are racist - you feel so bad about yourself you have to believe others are bad just based on their skin color.
-------------------------------------------------------
> As the clock ticks seconds and minutes off, the
> feeling of the fifty pound bag of cement rolling
> out of my starfish scares me. We’ve been down
> this road before but it still is a prospect that
> concerns me. Have been on the groan throne all
> night. The midwives are kind but they’ve got to
> be tired, not only hours up but fumes that are
> worse than sulfur. It’s definitely time to push
> this SUV out although the consequences are severe.
you start your day posting the same boring shit at 645am - what a sad hopeless existence you have. No wonder you are racist - you feel so bad about yourself you have to believe others are bad just based on their skin color.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified_Green Onion
()
Date: May 28, 2019 11:33AM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> It’s so odd having the obese neighbor as a
> substitute teacher for biology. He’s talking
> about cross pollination and mentioned my dad. I
> can’t wait for the next subjects.
Obvious impostor - school is out for spring. My friend, the real spring onion has graduated and is currently facing some rather difficult life issues. His family is being torn apart by his dad and neighbor and his girlfriend Jules appears to be in a difficult situation quite possibly because of their overweight neighbor. As if that isnt enough, spring seems to be experimenting with some radical and potentially dangerous bowel cleansing 'dry salads.'
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> It’s so odd having the obese neighbor as a
> substitute teacher for biology. He’s talking
> about cross pollination and mentioned my dad. I
> can’t wait for the next subjects.
Obvious impostor - school is out for spring. My friend, the real spring onion has graduated and is currently facing some rather difficult life issues. His family is being torn apart by his dad and neighbor and his girlfriend Jules appears to be in a difficult situation quite possibly because of their overweight neighbor. As if that isnt enough, spring seems to be experimenting with some radical and potentially dangerous bowel cleansing 'dry salads.'
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: May 28, 2019 12:46PM
Life Assessment Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As the clock ticks seconds and minutes off, the
> > feeling of the fifty pound bag of cement
> rolling
> > out of my starfish scares me. We’ve been down
> > this road before but it still is a prospect
> that
> > concerns me. Have been on the groan throne all
> > night. The midwives are kind but they’ve got
> to
> > be tired, not only hours up but fumes that are
> > worse than sulfur. It’s definitely time to
> push
> > this SUV out although the consequences are
> severe.
>
>
> you start your day posting the same boring shit at
> 645am - what a sad hopeless existence you have.
> No wonder you are racist - you feel so bad about
> yourself you have to believe others are bad just
> based on their skin color.
Fuck off dude.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As the clock ticks seconds and minutes off, the
> > feeling of the fifty pound bag of cement
> rolling
> > out of my starfish scares me. We’ve been down
> > this road before but it still is a prospect
> that
> > concerns me. Have been on the groan throne all
> > night. The midwives are kind but they’ve got
> to
> > be tired, not only hours up but fumes that are
> > worse than sulfur. It’s definitely time to
> push
> > this SUV out although the consequences are
> severe.
>
>
> you start your day posting the same boring shit at
> 645am - what a sad hopeless existence you have.
> No wonder you are racist - you feel so bad about
> yourself you have to believe others are bad just
> based on their skin color.
Fuck off dude.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Enemas
()
Date: May 28, 2019 02:27PM
Do any of you use fleet enemas?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anger Management Onion
()
Date: May 28, 2019 02:29PM
Miscavage. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Life Assessment Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > As the clock ticks seconds and minutes off,
> the
> > > feeling of the fifty pound bag of cement
> > rolling
> > > out of my starfish scares me. We’ve been
> down
> > > this road before but it still is a prospect
> > that
> > > concerns me. Have been on the groan throne
> all
> > > night. The midwives are kind but they’ve
> got
> > to
> > > be tired, not only hours up but fumes that
> are
> > > worse than sulfur. It’s definitely time to
> > push
> > > this SUV out although the consequences are
> > severe.
> >
> >
> > you start your day posting the same boring shit
> at
> > 645am - what a sad hopeless existence you have.
>
> > No wonder you are racist - you feel so bad
> about
> > yourself you have to believe others are bad
> just
> > based on their skin color.
>
> Fuck off dude.
You sound upset - how are your bowels?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Life Assessment Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > As the clock ticks seconds and minutes off,
> the
> > > feeling of the fifty pound bag of cement
> > rolling
> > > out of my starfish scares me. We’ve been
> down
> > > this road before but it still is a prospect
> > that
> > > concerns me. Have been on the groan throne
> all
> > > night. The midwives are kind but they’ve
> got
> > to
> > > be tired, not only hours up but fumes that
> are
> > > worse than sulfur. It’s definitely time to
> > push
> > > this SUV out although the consequences are
> > severe.
> >
> >
> > you start your day posting the same boring shit
> at
> > 645am - what a sad hopeless existence you have.
>
> > No wonder you are racist - you feel so bad
> about
> > yourself you have to believe others are bad
> just
> > based on their skin color.
>
> Fuck off dude.
You sound upset - how are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fleet is Better
()
Date: May 28, 2019 02:30PM
Enemas Wrote:
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> Do any of you use fleet enemas?
unnatural and to be avoided unless its a post-surgery emergency. exit only.
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> Do any of you use fleet enemas?
unnatural and to be avoided unless its a post-surgery emergency. exit only.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 28, 2019 02:42PM
Fleet is Better Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Enemas Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do any of you use fleet enemas?
>
>
> unnatural and to be avoided unless its a
> post-surgery emergency. exit only.
Agree completely. What a terrible torture device these things are. I’m amazed they are legal.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Enemas Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do any of you use fleet enemas?
>
>
> unnatural and to be avoided unless its a
> post-surgery emergency. exit only.
Agree completely. What a terrible torture device these things are. I’m amazed they are legal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Rod Tiger
()
Date: May 28, 2019 04:26PM
Bowels. Bowels. Bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 28, 2019 05:11PM
I just called in two Bourbon bacon cheeseburger platters for carry-out from Denny's. Those plus a 6 pack of Bud light in 16oz cans should make for a sensible dinner. I eat lighter in hot weather. My bowels can handle this!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dude! Insane!
()
Date: May 28, 2019 08:31PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just called in two Bourbon bacon cheeseburger
> platters for carry-out from Denny's. Those plus a
> 6 pack of Bud light in 16oz cans should make for a
> sensible dinner. I eat lighter in hot weather. My
> bowels can handle this!
You are what you eat
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just called in two Bourbon bacon cheeseburger
> platters for carry-out from Denny's. Those plus a
> 6 pack of Bud light in 16oz cans should make for a
> sensible dinner. I eat lighter in hot weather. My
> bowels can handle this!
You are what you eat
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: May 29, 2019 04:56AM
5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been a little backed up lately. 5am guy has all the mood enhancement devices running in the mens room now. The space heater, the star shower device and Frank Zappa music is playing. 5am guy hopes to drop a load before the next shift arrives at 7 am.
5am guy sends best regards to all the bib's.
5am guy sends best regards to all the bib's.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified. Green Onion
()
Date: May 29, 2019 08:53AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been a
> little backed up lately. 5am guy has all the mood
> enhancement devices running in the mens room now.
> The space heater, the star shower device and Frank
> Zappa music is playing. 5am guy hopes to drop a
> load before the next shift arrives at 7 am.
> 5am guy sends best regards to all the bib's.
5am sometimes anal stimulation with the tongue will initiate a healthy movement. When do you go to sleep? I could come over and offer medicinal analingus no problem. Id need to stop and get some airplane glue or poppers but could be there in half hour. Let me know.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been a
> little backed up lately. 5am guy has all the mood
> enhancement devices running in the mens room now.
> The space heater, the star shower device and Frank
> Zappa music is playing. 5am guy hopes to drop a
> load before the next shift arrives at 7 am.
> 5am guy sends best regards to all the bib's.
5am sometimes anal stimulation with the tongue will initiate a healthy movement. When do you go to sleep? I could come over and offer medicinal analingus no problem. Id need to stop and get some airplane glue or poppers but could be there in half hour. Let me know.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 29, 2019 09:40AM
We were woken up this morning around 7:00am by Jules banging on the Obese neighbor's door screaming she wanted $500 and a 'ride to the clinic.' I saw him sneaking out the back door in his underwear while his wife tried to calm Jules down at the front door. Dad was sitting at the window in our living room eating leftover pizza with Ranch dressing - he was laughing so hard he spilled the bottle of Ranch dressing on the cat.
Since I was up I made gluten-free organic brown rice flour crepes filled with coconut oil yogurt, fresh berries and wheat grass.
Since I was up I made gluten-free organic brown rice flour crepes filled with coconut oil yogurt, fresh berries and wheat grass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 29, 2019 04:18PM
Storms are coming. Not all from the sky
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: May 29, 2019 06:45PM
A bag of little smokies, curly fries and soda. Take this bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 29, 2019 07:07PM
It feels like I’ve got fifty beaners jumping up and down on my colon. I’m going to send ICE in to investigate if legal or not. They cost us extra health care costs, an increase in crime, and require us to support their anchor babies with large class sizes. Now this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
great point
()
Date: May 29, 2019 09:03PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It feels like I’ve got fifty beaners jumping up
> and down on my colon. I’m going to send ICE in
> to investigate if legal or not. They cost us extra
> health care costs, an increase in crime, and
> require us to support their anchor babies with
> large class sizes. Now this.
-------------------------------------------------------
> It feels like I’ve got fifty beaners jumping up
> and down on my colon. I’m going to send ICE in
> to investigate if legal or not. They cost us extra
> health care costs, an increase in crime, and
> require us to support their anchor babies with
> large class sizes. Now this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Chaste Onion
()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:14AM
I dont think we need these pictures. BTW is that some kind of bejeweled plug in her rectum at the start of such a generous bowel movement?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Matilda Made Me Breakfast Today!
()
Date: May 30, 2019 09:03AM
Chaste Onion Wrote:
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> I dont think we need these pictures. BTW is that
> some kind of bejeweled plug in her rectum at the
> start of such a generous bowel movement?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I dont think we need these pictures. BTW is that
> some kind of bejeweled plug in her rectum at the
> start of such a generous bowel movement?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified_Green Onion
()
Date: May 30, 2019 01:40PM
Naughty-delicious...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: May 30, 2019 03:08PM
Chaste Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I dont think we need these pictures. BTW is that
> some kind of bejeweled plug in her rectum at the
> start of such a generous bowel movement?
Everyone on this thread should enable image block for fairfaxunderground.com on their browser settings. The images are just being posted by kids trying to get attention.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I dont think we need these pictures. BTW is that
> some kind of bejeweled plug in her rectum at the
> start of such a generous bowel movement?
Everyone on this thread should enable image block for fairfaxunderground.com on their browser settings. The images are just being posted by kids trying to get attention.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 30, 2019 07:42PM
I believe my bowels are clear, after dropping what appeared to be a twenty pound bowling ball. If any of the beaners in the area want to buy it, and put three holes in it, $15. Not a bad deal considering they usually steal bowling balls.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
get real onion
()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:11PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Chaste Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dont think we need these pictures. BTW is
> that
> > some kind of bejeweled plug in her rectum at
> the
> > start of such a generous bowel movement?
>
>
> Everyone on this thread should enable image block
> for fairfaxunderground.com on their browser
> settings. The images are just being posted by kids
> trying to get attention.
kids, huh. On a thread about you all talking about feces. Is it kids fantasizing about 'midwives' delivering a bowel movement the size of a 'bowling ball?'
-------------------------------------------------------
> Chaste Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dont think we need these pictures. BTW is
> that
> > some kind of bejeweled plug in her rectum at
> the
> > start of such a generous bowel movement?
>
>
> Everyone on this thread should enable image block
> for fairfaxunderground.com on their browser
> settings. The images are just being posted by kids
> trying to get attention.
kids, huh. On a thread about you all talking about feces. Is it kids fantasizing about 'midwives' delivering a bowel movement the size of a 'bowling ball?'
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion
()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:15PM
Come on down. To the Fairfax Boulevardz. Got bowelz out butt cheekz in the air, signz out spinning. Want a special oil changez? Got one you'll never forget. Bring your money and get specialz! You get oil changez and you will feel better with your carz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
earnest onion
()
Date: May 30, 2019 09:58PM
I believe Brown Onion is the dude chugging shit in the pictures above - he loves all things feces.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Earnest Grumpkin III
()
Date: May 30, 2019 11:32PM
What I like to imagine, what gives me pleasure is the feeling of release someone experiences when eliminating on my face. With my mouth open or closed, I can sense that they are feeling a warm primal satisfaction as they unload. Sometimes urine released trickles along my face and into my ears - I dont like that it tickles.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 31, 2019 07:39AM
It’s with impending gloom, that I must face the fear of delivering a large painful smelly package that could be damaging. I’ve made contingency plans with midwives and the horrible unreliable beaner I give a few measly bucks to unclog the groan throne. Why must the big bags of cement sit feet above my fish?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Vomit Fetish Onion
()
Date: May 31, 2019 08:11AM
Fantastic thread - thanks. My main fetish is vomit though. Is there a thread where I can fantasize with others about my erotic vomit fetish? If not I could just share here - everyone seems very open about their special and exotic desires on this forum, its very freeing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
rejection response onion
()
Date: May 31, 2019 08:17AM
Too exciting to keep to myself - enjoy!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: May 31, 2019 09:15AM
I called out sick today. Going to Brion's lunch buffet when it opens. Unlimited fried chicken and potato salad is going to make for a fabulous lunch. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Proper Onion
()
Date: May 31, 2019 09:47AM
The images and write-ups have taken a turn for the worse here - my bowels do not approve.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 31, 2019 11:44AM
A lot of sweating here, a pumpkin and a blockage are the current status.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 31, 2019 12:11PM
I had a healthy breakfast only to have it ruined. The obese neighbor is the lunch lady serving fatty foods and farting nonstop.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
get help
()
Date: May 31, 2019 12:26PM
you people are sick - get help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: May 31, 2019 12:32PM
Well I waz broke since Tuesday but got payed thiz mornin so I decided ta treat myself ta a four piece meal from tha KFC. I jus got done eatin a half hour ago an now I am sittin in the can gettin ready for sumthin bad ta happin in my rear. I shoulda takin it easy after eatin nuthin but ramen noodlez an peanut butter samwiches fo 3 dayz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 31, 2019 03:18PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Well I waz broke since Tuesday but got payed thiz
> mornin so I decided ta treat myself ta a four
> piece meal from tha KFC. I jus got done eatin a
> half hour ago an now I am sittin in the can gettin
> ready for sumthin bad ta happin in my rear. I
> shoulda takin it easy after eatin nuthin but ramen
> noodlez an peanut butter samwiches fo 3 dayz.
It happens to all of us red Onion. Just remember you’re human and we all do this sometimes. When you have peanut butter, does that back up your plumbing as well?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Well I waz broke since Tuesday but got payed thiz
> mornin so I decided ta treat myself ta a four
> piece meal from tha KFC. I jus got done eatin a
> half hour ago an now I am sittin in the can gettin
> ready for sumthin bad ta happin in my rear. I
> shoulda takin it easy after eatin nuthin but ramen
> noodlez an peanut butter samwiches fo 3 dayz.
It happens to all of us red Onion. Just remember you’re human and we all do this sometimes. When you have peanut butter, does that back up your plumbing as well?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: May 31, 2019 04:16PM
The return of summer has kicked off, the return of dad and the obese neighbor’s jenkem business. I guess it keeps them busy, but I don’t want grandma caught up in this. If found transporting it would she be arrested?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: May 31, 2019 06:10PM
Fiber bars have helped me a lot along with golf. Walking instead of using the cart has been amazing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Cape Fear Onion
()
Date: May 31, 2019 11:40PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Well I waz broke since Tuesday but got payed thiz
> mornin so I decided ta treat myself ta a four
> piece meal from tha KFC. I jus got done eatin a
> half hour ago an now I am sittin in the can gettin
> ready for sumthin bad ta happin in my rear. I
> shoulda takin it easy after eatin nuthin but ramen
> noodlez an peanut butter samwiches fo 3 dayz.
Brown loves you because you are white. I dont like or dislike you but I will say you are obviously a failure and either stupid or lazy or both. At your age, you should be more established - eating peanut butter because you are broke is for college students and young adventurers.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Well I waz broke since Tuesday but got payed thiz
> mornin so I decided ta treat myself ta a four
> piece meal from tha KFC. I jus got done eatin a
> half hour ago an now I am sittin in the can gettin
> ready for sumthin bad ta happin in my rear. I
> shoulda takin it easy after eatin nuthin but ramen
> noodlez an peanut butter samwiches fo 3 dayz.
Brown loves you because you are white. I dont like or dislike you but I will say you are obviously a failure and either stupid or lazy or both. At your age, you should be more established - eating peanut butter because you are broke is for college students and young adventurers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Inspector onion
()
Date: June 01, 2019 12:54AM
WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
The more Brown onion posts, so do all of the other trolls.
The more Brown onion posts, so do all of the other trolls.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 01, 2019 04:50AM
Inspector onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
>
> The more Brown onion posts, so do all of the other
> trolls.
Who the fuck are you calling a troll troll?
-------------------------------------------------------
> WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
>
> The more Brown onion posts, so do all of the other
> trolls.
Who the fuck are you calling a troll troll?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 01, 2019 06:31AM
It’s almost 7 and the beaner who’s supposed to trim the bushes and lawn while I’m on the groan throne isn’t here. Unacceptable!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 01, 2019 08:02AM
The weekend is here so I am thinking about driving out to Warrenton to have Long John Silvers fish, coleslaw, fries, hushpuppies. My bowels are up for the challenge.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 01, 2019 09:10AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> The weekend is here so I am thinking about driving
> out to Warrenton to have Long John Silvers fish,
> coleslaw, fries, hushpuppies. My bowels are up for
> the challenge.
Holy shit!
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> The weekend is here so I am thinking about driving
> out to Warrenton to have Long John Silvers fish,
> coleslaw, fries, hushpuppies. My bowels are up for
> the challenge.
Holy shit!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
observer onion
()
Date: June 01, 2019 10:40AM
Inspector onion Wrote:
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> WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
>
> The more Brown onion posts, so do all of the other
> trolls.
Brown Onion is the more benevolent persona/sock puppet of the mentally ill person that posts all the time with boring racists posts and pro-Trump nonsense. I suppose we should be glad he has a scat fetish to distract him for the insanely boring posts about how great Trump is and the absolutely shocking use* of the word Nigger.
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> WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
>
> The more Brown onion posts, so do all of the other
> trolls.
Brown Onion is the more benevolent persona/sock puppet of the mentally ill person that posts all the time with boring racists posts and pro-Trump nonsense. I suppose we should be glad he has a scat fetish to distract him for the insanely boring posts about how great Trump is and the absolutely shocking use* of the word Nigger.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 01, 2019 10:50AM
I did not know that Long John Silvers doesn't open till 11 am. I am sitting in the parking lot waiting for them to open. I am really hungry, my bowels are ready!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Image Onion
()
Date: June 01, 2019 10:59AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 01, 2019 12:19PM
Am frustrated. After dropping off cinder blocks, the lawn is still not cut and my starfish looks like the New York harbor tunnel. Anyone know a dark skin person I can call?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 01, 2019 12:47PM
The obese neighbor is playing my Nintendo. My dad is currently loading jenkum in grandmas station wagon. Mom drinks and smokes cigarettes. I need to get a summer job.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 01, 2019 01:54PM
Wonder why I’m glad I retired from medicine? This.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 01, 2019 03:55PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Wonder why I’m glad I retired from medicine?
> This.
No it’s because you were and still are a quack. Lots of promises with feeling better and your sausage fingers in peoples starfish. You are a sick dog.
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> Wonder why I’m glad I retired from medicine?
> This.
No it’s because you were and still are a quack. Lots of promises with feeling better and your sausage fingers in peoples starfish. You are a sick dog.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 01, 2019 04:30PM
Bubba Burgers box, French fries, beer. Take this bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spratt Humphries
()
Date: June 01, 2019 06:38PM
Amazed to see people talking about IBS so freely. I have type II and also diabetes which complicates things. Have to monitor food, stress, diet. A recent hip replacement has not helped and although hopeful recovery has been difficult.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Layered Onion
()
Date: June 01, 2019 07:30PM
Deeply gratified to see a place here for those of us inclined to closely investigate our body's normal and natural functions. Sexuality included. There is no shame in finding pleasure in our dirt...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
h3kx6
()
Date: June 01, 2019 09:24PM
fucking weirdos - sick images, even sicker perverted fucking write-ups.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 05:56AM
Spratt Humphries Wrote:
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> Amazed to see people talking about IBS so freely.
> I have type II and also diabetes which complicates
> things. Have to monitor food, stress, diet. A
> recent hip replacement has not helped and although
> hopeful recovery has been difficult.
Good morning and welcome aboard. All of us have bowels, and it’s my job as an advocate, to let others know they aren’t alone. Type 2 is messy and not fun. For those who don’t know it’s the opposite of my hoisting cinder blocks. Feel free to share here brother in bowel.
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> Amazed to see people talking about IBS so freely.
> I have type II and also diabetes which complicates
> things. Have to monitor food, stress, diet. A
> recent hip replacement has not helped and although
> hopeful recovery has been difficult.
Good morning and welcome aboard. All of us have bowels, and it’s my job as an advocate, to let others know they aren’t alone. Type 2 is messy and not fun. For those who don’t know it’s the opposite of my hoisting cinder blocks. Feel free to share here brother in bowel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 08:31AM
I cooked a can of corned beef hash this morning and had that with four fried eggs. Later today I am thinking about getting a bunch of tacos from Tippy's. My bowels are going to shit when they see that coming.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 11:15AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I cooked a can of corned beef hash this morning
> and had that with four fried eggs. Later today I
> am thinking about getting a bunch of tacos from
> Tippy's. My bowels are going to shit when they see
> that coming.
I worry about your bowels daily.
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> I cooked a can of corned beef hash this morning
> and had that with four fried eggs. Later today I
> am thinking about getting a bunch of tacos from
> Tippy's. My bowels are going to shit when they see
> that coming.
I worry about your bowels daily.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mary Anne.
()
Date: June 02, 2019 11:18AM
I honestly don't know what to make of this forum. Some things make me laugh but there is also a presence of evil and/or hatred here. The poetry and song parodies are really something else. I am having a good day today because I managed to do you know what this morning. I think just sharing that fact just made me feel even better. I hope that the sincere authors here are doing well too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 11:26AM
Mary Anne. Wrote:
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> I honestly don't know what to make of this forum.
> Some things make me laugh but there is also a
> presence of evil and/or hatred here. The poetry
> and song parodies are really something else. I am
> having a good day today because I managed to do
> you know what this morning. I think just sharing
> that fact just made me feel even better. I hope
> that the sincere authors here are doing well too.
Hi Mary Anne and welcome! Glad to offer some support and yes, its very freeing to share your healthy bowels. I would mention there is no evil or hate here only love and acceptance. True, many here share their sexual relationship to their bowels but that is all part of God's wonderful creation too. While my own personal focus is on hideous building materials being forced through my starfish I also derive lustful satisfaction at having others eliminate on my face and in my mouth - their bowels, my choice.
Again, welcome :)
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> I honestly don't know what to make of this forum.
> Some things make me laugh but there is also a
> presence of evil and/or hatred here. The poetry
> and song parodies are really something else. I am
> having a good day today because I managed to do
> you know what this morning. I think just sharing
> that fact just made me feel even better. I hope
> that the sincere authors here are doing well too.
Hi Mary Anne and welcome! Glad to offer some support and yes, its very freeing to share your healthy bowels. I would mention there is no evil or hate here only love and acceptance. True, many here share their sexual relationship to their bowels but that is all part of God's wonderful creation too. While my own personal focus is on hideous building materials being forced through my starfish I also derive lustful satisfaction at having others eliminate on my face and in my mouth - their bowels, my choice.
Again, welcome :)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 01:13PM
Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> Mary Anne. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I honestly don't know what to make of this
> forum.
> > Some things make me laugh but there is also a
> > presence of evil and/or hatred here. The poetry
> > and song parodies are really something else. I
> am
> > having a good day today because I managed to do
> > you know what this morning. I think just
> sharing
> > that fact just made me feel even better. I hope
> > that the sincere authors here are doing well
> too.
>
>
> Hi Mary Anne and welcome! Glad to offer some
> support and yes, its very freeing to share your
> healthy bowels. I would mention there is no evil
> or hate here only love and acceptance. True, many
> here share their sexual relationship to their
> bowels but that is all part of God's wonderful
> creation too. While my own personal focus is on
> hideous building materials being forced through my
> starfish I also derive lustful satisfaction at
> having others eliminate on my face and in my mouth
> - their bowels, my choice.
>
> Again, welcome :)
Funny! I’ve wasted your time off and online. You are so wonderful!
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> Mary Anne. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I honestly don't know what to make of this
> forum.
> > Some things make me laugh but there is also a
> > presence of evil and/or hatred here. The poetry
> > and song parodies are really something else. I
> am
> > having a good day today because I managed to do
> > you know what this morning. I think just
> sharing
> > that fact just made me feel even better. I hope
> > that the sincere authors here are doing well
> too.
>
>
> Hi Mary Anne and welcome! Glad to offer some
> support and yes, its very freeing to share your
> healthy bowels. I would mention there is no evil
> or hate here only love and acceptance. True, many
> here share their sexual relationship to their
> bowels but that is all part of God's wonderful
> creation too. While my own personal focus is on
> hideous building materials being forced through my
> starfish I also derive lustful satisfaction at
> having others eliminate on my face and in my mouth
> - their bowels, my choice.
>
> Again, welcome :)
Funny! I’ve wasted your time off and online. You are so wonderful!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The truth...
()
Date: June 02, 2019 01:52PM
Mary Anne. Wrote:
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> I honestly don't know what to make of this forum.
> Some things make me laugh but there is also a
> presence of evil and/or hatred here. The poetry
> and song parodies are really something else. I am
> having a good day today because I managed to do
> you know what this morning. I think just sharing
> that fact just made me feel even better. I hope
> that the sincere authors here are doing well too.
90% of the posts in here are from racist user BEH, he pretends to be Brown Onion and most of the other posters. Most people think BEH is William Moreno.
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> I honestly don't know what to make of this forum.
> Some things make me laugh but there is also a
> presence of evil and/or hatred here. The poetry
> and song parodies are really something else. I am
> having a good day today because I managed to do
> you know what this morning. I think just sharing
> that fact just made me feel even better. I hope
> that the sincere authors here are doing well too.
90% of the posts in here are from racist user BEH, he pretends to be Brown Onion and most of the other posters. Most people think BEH is William Moreno.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spratt Humphries
()
Date: June 02, 2019 02:04PM
Thank you for the kind welcome. It started in mid fifties. Would eat and get anxious. Queasy . Then for hours diarrhea that kept going. Have gone to multiple medical offices. Nothing has helped. Even dieticians. It’s very time consuming and frustrating.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 02:44PM
Spratt Humphries Wrote:
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> Thank you for the kind welcome. It started in mid
> fifties. Would eat and get anxious. Queasy . Then
> for hours diarrhea that kept going. Have gone to
> multiple medical offices. Nothing has helped. Even
> dieticians. It’s very time consuming and
> frustrating.
Perhaps if you didnt eat the feces you wouldnt get as sick. Swish and spit like the wine tasters do. You get the full flavor and experience but dont burden your digestive system with a feast so exotic in nature.
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> Thank you for the kind welcome. It started in mid
> fifties. Would eat and get anxious. Queasy . Then
> for hours diarrhea that kept going. Have gone to
> multiple medical offices. Nothing has helped. Even
> dieticians. It’s very time consuming and
> frustrating.
Perhaps if you didnt eat the feces you wouldnt get as sick. Swish and spit like the wine tasters do. You get the full flavor and experience but dont burden your digestive system with a feast so exotic in nature.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 02:58PM
I like my job in the organic grocery store. It was a surprise to see the obese neighbor walk in looking for Bubba burgers. I don’t think he understands.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 03:18PM
Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Who wantz oil changez? Got specialz going on.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 03:23PM
Spratt Humphries Wrote:
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> Thank you for the kind welcome. It started in mid
> fifties. Would eat and get anxious. Queasy . Then
> for hours diarrhea that kept going. Have gone to
> multiple medical offices. Nothing has helped. Even
> dieticians. It’s very time consuming and
> frustrating.
Spratt as you can see just like other IBS forums, we are harassed despite a health condition. If our lungs, hearts, or even orthopedic problems we’d have more respect. It’s okay though as we have positive discussions and learn ways to deal with our diagnoses. As you’ve seen no cure and doctors treat us as leper’s for the most part. That’s a very common age for IBS, although it can start earlier. I support you as do others. Thank goodness so many won’t experience what we do, whether cinder blocks or rivers at unfortunate times.
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> Thank you for the kind welcome. It started in mid
> fifties. Would eat and get anxious. Queasy . Then
> for hours diarrhea that kept going. Have gone to
> multiple medical offices. Nothing has helped. Even
> dieticians. It’s very time consuming and
> frustrating.
Spratt as you can see just like other IBS forums, we are harassed despite a health condition. If our lungs, hearts, or even orthopedic problems we’d have more respect. It’s okay though as we have positive discussions and learn ways to deal with our diagnoses. As you’ve seen no cure and doctors treat us as leper’s for the most part. That’s a very common age for IBS, although it can start earlier. I support you as do others. Thank goodness so many won’t experience what we do, whether cinder blocks or rivers at unfortunate times.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 03:54PM
I woke up this morning and went to the bathroom. My wii controller was in the toilet, with what looked like feces stuck to it. The obese neighbor was passed out and farting on the couch, using Jules’ nurse costume as a blanket. I had a bowl of muesli cereal with blueberries and a kale smoothie.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 04:20PM
Burritos and quesadillas. Take that bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 04:25PM
It bothers me as the grandfather clock in the living room, chimes in new times as I dread the upcoming delivery of a dark stinky basketball that will have to be thrust out of forty feet of piping. Why my bowels? Why can’t I just have a good one per the Bristol Stool Guide. The posters I’ve framed of these are informative but why must I bite down on a fan belt each and every time?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
side view mirror
()
Date: June 02, 2019 04:58PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I woke up this morning and went to the bathroom.
> My wii controller was in the toilet, with what
> looked like feces stuck to it. The obese neighbor
> was passed out and farting on the couch, using
> Jules’ nurse costume as a blanket. I had a bowl
> of muesli cereal with blueberries and a kale
> smoothie.
spring, weird about your Wii controller. Dont try to power it up or charge it until its completely dry. wipe the outside then take the batteries out leaving the batt compartment open burry the controller with any silicon cover off, in fresh white rice. Leave it for 24 hours then change the rice and leave for several days. Check to see if its dry before empowering. Your neighbor reminds me of BO or some of the other deviants here - avoid him, tell JULES TO AVOID HIM.
Great job on muesli btw.
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> I woke up this morning and went to the bathroom.
> My wii controller was in the toilet, with what
> looked like feces stuck to it. The obese neighbor
> was passed out and farting on the couch, using
> Jules’ nurse costume as a blanket. I had a bowl
> of muesli cereal with blueberries and a kale
> smoothie.
spring, weird about your Wii controller. Dont try to power it up or charge it until its completely dry. wipe the outside then take the batteries out leaving the batt compartment open burry the controller with any silicon cover off, in fresh white rice. Leave it for 24 hours then change the rice and leave for several days. Check to see if its dry before empowering. Your neighbor reminds me of BO or some of the other deviants here - avoid him, tell JULES TO AVOID HIM.
Great job on muesli btw.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 07:54PM
Midwives enroute this is going to be terrible!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 02, 2019 09:30PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Midwives enroute this is going to be terrible!
Good luck brown.
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> Midwives enroute this is going to be terrible!
Good luck brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: June 02, 2019 09:50PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Midwives enroute this is going to be terrible!
>
>
> Good luck brown.
Fuck off, Dave. You contribute NOTHING to the BiB’s or this thread.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Midwives enroute this is going to be terrible!
>
>
> Good luck brown.
Fuck off, Dave. You contribute NOTHING to the BiB’s or this thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bored Stiff Onion
()
Date: June 02, 2019 10:58PM
unfortunate images, stupid write-ups and worst of all the ever-boring Brown Onion douchebag. 'midwives' what a fucking boring stupid shop-worn bit. And no, none of your new improved sockpuppets are interesting in the least. Just painfully boring.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 03, 2019 11:32AM
Obese neighbor is passed out on the couch in a Redskins cheerleader outfit with blood stained underwear and a half-eaten chicken in his hand. Grandma is trying to clean up spilled Cheetos and magazines from around him. Mom and dad are in the car in the carport screaming at each other.
For lunch Im having Trader joes Extra Firm tofu sauteed in avocado oil served over a bed of organic mixed greens and a flax seed oil and vinegar dressing. Im drinking CBD tea to calm my nerves. As Jules wont return my text messages.
For lunch Im having Trader joes Extra Firm tofu sauteed in avocado oil served over a bed of organic mixed greens and a flax seed oil and vinegar dressing. Im drinking CBD tea to calm my nerves. As Jules wont return my text messages.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 03, 2019 12:26PM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Midwives enroute this is going to be
> terrible!
> >
> >
> > Good luck brown.
>
>
> Fuck off, Dave. You contribute NOTHING to the
> BiB’s or this thread.
You are very rude. You should apologize.
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Midwives enroute this is going to be
> terrible!
> >
> >
> > Good luck brown.
>
>
> Fuck off, Dave. You contribute NOTHING to the
> BiB’s or this thread.
You are very rude. You should apologize.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tennessee Tim
()
Date: June 03, 2019 04:45PM
For those not on the email chain this Saturday is Tennessee Tea Stains outing at Tysons II. We will meet at Coastal Flats at 7pm in summer whites. My preference is an off white as it allows some what more cover. Anyway we have a whole bolt of cheese cloth so no need to bring your own. See you Sat. If youre late just head to the furniture stores on the first floor nearest the restaurant.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 03, 2019 05:31PM
Sitting here again sweating like David Dinkins. My bowels tell me exploding bratwurst followed by cinder blocks. It’s a repeat cycle of violence and the starfish suffers mostly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion is a Boring Fuck
()
Date: June 03, 2019 05:35PM
^ you forgot to mention the 'midwives' while weaving your hilarious tale. What a boring unimaginative old man you are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 03, 2019 06:07PM
I'm so glad to be retired. If I had to work with this condition, it would be darn near impossible. Every twenty minutes or so I feel the urge to go. Most of the time little or nothing, but sometimes lots of diarrhea and it is embarrassing. I feel bad for younger people who have IBS.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 03, 2019 09:54PM
Hotdogs, nachos and cheese, beer. Buckle up bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Serious Thread Onion
()
Date: June 03, 2019 10:29PM
Teee Heee - I eat then poo comes out! teeeeeee heeee teeee heeee Im 3 YEAR OLD~
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:04AM
The Jenkem word dad and the obese neighbor are doing must be profitable. They both wear gold underwear.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brandon_L
()
Date: June 04, 2019 12:21PM
Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last year so bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im not available for any of the disgusting things suggested by the picture poster or others telling stories of the young man and his neighbor.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 04, 2019 01:38PM
Brandon_L Wrote:
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> Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last year so
> bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im not
> available for any of the disgusting things
> suggested by the picture poster or others telling
> stories of the young man and his neighbor.
Thankfully the vast majority of us despite our bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes here. As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause bleeding, and there are external and internal ones.
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> Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last year so
> bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im not
> available for any of the disgusting things
> suggested by the picture poster or others telling
> stories of the young man and his neighbor.
Thankfully the vast majority of us despite our bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes here. As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause bleeding, and there are external and internal ones.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 04, 2019 05:05PM
Just got off work and am heading to Jersey Mikes. A footlong Big Kahuna with extra meat and extra mayo is on the menu tonight, for a side dish I will cook half a bag of tater tots and wash it all down with a 12 pack of Budweiser. My bowels will just have to deal with it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brandon_L
()
Date: June 04, 2019 05:22PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brandon_L Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last year
> so
> > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im not
> > available for any of the disgusting things
> > suggested by the picture poster or others
> telling
> > stories of the young man and his neighbor.
>
> Thankfully the vast majority of us despite our
> bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes here.
> As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you
> straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus
> hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause bleeding,
> and there are external and internal ones.
No I have regular, generally effortless movements. I maintain a very health diet with almost no meat and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you the person that pretends that your bowel movements are like giving birth with midwives or helpers of some kind? You seem like one of the less serious kids on here really.
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> Brandon_L Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last year
> so
> > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im not
> > available for any of the disgusting things
> > suggested by the picture poster or others
> telling
> > stories of the young man and his neighbor.
>
> Thankfully the vast majority of us despite our
> bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes here.
> As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you
> straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus
> hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause bleeding,
> and there are external and internal ones.
No I have regular, generally effortless movements. I maintain a very health diet with almost no meat and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you the person that pretends that your bowel movements are like giving birth with midwives or helpers of some kind? You seem like one of the less serious kids on here really.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 04, 2019 05:51PM
The obese neighbor and dad paid me $200, to go to Dave and Buster's. This is super, and I'm going to have a bowel friendly meal, and play games for hours on end. I guess this is due to their jenkum business. I don't approve of it but the benefits are great.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 04, 2019 06:22PM
What a mess. It is okay being a senior citizen. Yet what is not is having my pants fill up when least expected.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:15PM
Splatter Humphries Wrote:
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> What a mess. It is okay being a senior citizen.
> Yet what is not is having my pants fill up when
> least expected.
Our AARP cards and discounts, don't cover anything we experience.
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> What a mess. It is okay being a senior citizen.
> Yet what is not is having my pants fill up when
> least expected.
Our AARP cards and discounts, don't cover anything we experience.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:18PM
Brandon_L Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brandon_L Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last
> year
> > so
> > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im not
> > > available for any of the disgusting things
> > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > telling
> > > stories of the young man and his neighbor.
> >
> > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite our
> > bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes
> here.
> > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you
> > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus
> > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause bleeding,
> > and there are external and internal ones.
>
> No I have regular, generally effortless movements.
> I maintain a very health diet with almost no meat
> and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you the
> person that pretends that your bowel movements are
> like giving birth with midwives or helpers of some
> kind? You seem like one of the less serious kids
> on here really.
I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too bad, if that really was true, because it seems like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us whom are older have experienced the great betrayal. Our young ones today one day will feel the same betrayal.
It has been an honor, to have educated folks at library conference rooms, or in front of grocery stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other materials. These efforts have helped people and their bowels, and this is the least I can do.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brandon_L Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last
> year
> > so
> > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im not
> > > available for any of the disgusting things
> > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > telling
> > > stories of the young man and his neighbor.
> >
> > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite our
> > bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes
> here.
> > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you
> > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus
> > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause bleeding,
> > and there are external and internal ones.
>
> No I have regular, generally effortless movements.
> I maintain a very health diet with almost no meat
> and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you the
> person that pretends that your bowel movements are
> like giving birth with midwives or helpers of some
> kind? You seem like one of the less serious kids
> on here really.
I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too bad, if that really was true, because it seems like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us whom are older have experienced the great betrayal. Our young ones today one day will feel the same betrayal.
It has been an honor, to have educated folks at library conference rooms, or in front of grocery stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other materials. These efforts have helped people and their bowels, and this is the least I can do.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:22PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brandon_L Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brandon_L Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last
> > year
> > > so
> > > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im
> not
> > > > available for any of the disgusting things
> > > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > > telling
> > > > stories of the young man and his neighbor.
> > >
> > > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite
> our
> > > bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes
> > here.
> > > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you
> > > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus
> > > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause
> bleeding,
> > > and there are external and internal ones.
> >
> > No I have regular, generally effortless
> movements.
> > I maintain a very health diet with almost no
> meat
> > and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you the
> > person that pretends that your bowel movements
> are
> > like giving birth with midwives or helpers of
> some
> > kind? You seem like one of the less serious
> kids
> > on here really.
>
>
> I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in
> nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too
> bad, if that really was true, because it seems
> like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a
> shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us
> whom are older have experienced the great
> betrayal. Our young ones today one day will feel
> the same betrayal.
>
> It has been an honor, to have educated folks at
> library conference rooms, or in front of grocery
> stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other
> materials. These efforts have helped people and
> their bowels, and this is the least I can do.
Shut the fuck up, BEH retard. Stupidest troll on this forum.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brandon_L Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brandon_L Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last
> > year
> > > so
> > > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im
> not
> > > > available for any of the disgusting things
> > > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > > telling
> > > > stories of the young man and his neighbor.
> > >
> > > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite
> our
> > > bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes
> > here.
> > > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you
> > > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus
> > > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause
> bleeding,
> > > and there are external and internal ones.
> >
> > No I have regular, generally effortless
> movements.
> > I maintain a very health diet with almost no
> meat
> > and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you the
> > person that pretends that your bowel movements
> are
> > like giving birth with midwives or helpers of
> some
> > kind? You seem like one of the less serious
> kids
> > on here really.
>
>
> I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in
> nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too
> bad, if that really was true, because it seems
> like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a
> shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us
> whom are older have experienced the great
> betrayal. Our young ones today one day will feel
> the same betrayal.
>
> It has been an honor, to have educated folks at
> library conference rooms, or in front of grocery
> stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other
> materials. These efforts have helped people and
> their bowels, and this is the least I can do.
Shut the fuck up, BEH retard. Stupidest troll on this forum.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:34PM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brandon_L Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brandon_L Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy
> last
> > > year
> > > > so
> > > > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im
> > not
> > > > > available for any of the disgusting
> things
> > > > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > > > telling
> > > > > stories of the young man and his
> neighbor.
> > > >
> > > > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite
> > our
> > > > bowel woes our sane, there are some
> assholes
> > > here.
> > > > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are
> you
> > > > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation
> plus
> > > > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause
> > bleeding,
> > > > and there are external and internal ones.
> > >
> > > No I have regular, generally effortless
> > movements.
> > > I maintain a very health diet with almost no
> > meat
> > > and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you
> the
> > > person that pretends that your bowel
> movements
> > are
> > > like giving birth with midwives or helpers of
> > some
> > > kind? You seem like one of the less serious
> > kids
> > > on here really.
> >
> >
> > I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in
> > nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too
> > bad, if that really was true, because it seems
> > like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a
> > shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us
> > whom are older have experienced the great
> > betrayal. Our young ones today one day will
> feel
> > the same betrayal.
> >
> > It has been an honor, to have educated folks at
> > library conference rooms, or in front of
> grocery
> > stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other
> > materials. These efforts have helped people and
> > their bowels, and this is the least I can do.
>
>
> Shut the fuck up, BEH retard. Stupidest troll on
> this forum.
If I buy you some iguana meat, will that make you a little more calm? You seem very angry.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brandon_L Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brandon_L Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy
> last
> > > year
> > > > so
> > > > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im
> > not
> > > > > available for any of the disgusting
> things
> > > > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > > > telling
> > > > > stories of the young man and his
> neighbor.
> > > >
> > > > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite
> > our
> > > > bowel woes our sane, there are some
> assholes
> > > here.
> > > > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are
> you
> > > > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation
> plus
> > > > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause
> > bleeding,
> > > > and there are external and internal ones.
> > >
> > > No I have regular, generally effortless
> > movements.
> > > I maintain a very health diet with almost no
> > meat
> > > and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you
> the
> > > person that pretends that your bowel
> movements
> > are
> > > like giving birth with midwives or helpers of
> > some
> > > kind? You seem like one of the less serious
> > kids
> > > on here really.
> >
> >
> > I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in
> > nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too
> > bad, if that really was true, because it seems
> > like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a
> > shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us
> > whom are older have experienced the great
> > betrayal. Our young ones today one day will
> feel
> > the same betrayal.
> >
> > It has been an honor, to have educated folks at
> > library conference rooms, or in front of
> grocery
> > stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other
> > materials. These efforts have helped people and
> > their bowels, and this is the least I can do.
>
>
> Shut the fuck up, BEH retard. Stupidest troll on
> this forum.
If I buy you some iguana meat, will that make you a little more calm? You seem very angry.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brandon_L
()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:37PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brandon_L Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brandon_L Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last
> > year
> > > so
> > > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im
> not
> > > > available for any of the disgusting things
> > > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > > telling
> > > > stories of the young man and his neighbor.
> > >
> > > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite
> our
> > > bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes
> > here.
> > > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you
> > > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus
> > > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause
> bleeding,
> > > and there are external and internal ones.
> >
> > No I have regular, generally effortless
> movements.
> > I maintain a very health diet with almost no
> meat
> > and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you the
> > person that pretends that your bowel movements
> are
> > like giving birth with midwives or helpers of
> some
> > kind? You seem like one of the less serious
> kids
> > on here really.
>
>
> I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in
> nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too
> bad, if that really was true, because it seems
> like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a
> shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us
> whom are older have experienced the great
> betrayal. Our young ones today one day will feel
> the same betrayal.
>
> It has been an honor, to have educated folks at
> library conference rooms, or in front of grocery
> stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other
> materials. These efforts have helped people and
> their bowels, and this is the least I can do.
'Attitude?' What are you talking about? I went and looked at the threads (disgusting images and all) - you are the one that posts stories about a midwife cutting your rectum and delivering babies or cinder blocks from your bottom. As I said I assumed you are a kid given the childish nature of your comments. So sure, Im giving you the attention you seem to need but no, you are not educating or helping anyone you are just being immature.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brandon_L Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brandon_L Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last
> > year
> > > so
> > > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im
> not
> > > > available for any of the disgusting things
> > > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > > telling
> > > > stories of the young man and his neighbor.
> > >
> > > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite
> our
> > > bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes
> > here.
> > > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you
> > > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus
> > > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause
> bleeding,
> > > and there are external and internal ones.
> >
> > No I have regular, generally effortless
> movements.
> > I maintain a very health diet with almost no
> meat
> > and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you the
> > person that pretends that your bowel movements
> are
> > like giving birth with midwives or helpers of
> some
> > kind? You seem like one of the less serious
> kids
> > on here really.
>
>
> I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in
> nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too
> bad, if that really was true, because it seems
> like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a
> shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us
> whom are older have experienced the great
> betrayal. Our young ones today one day will feel
> the same betrayal.
>
> It has been an honor, to have educated folks at
> library conference rooms, or in front of grocery
> stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other
> materials. These efforts have helped people and
> their bowels, and this is the least I can do.
'Attitude?' What are you talking about? I went and looked at the threads (disgusting images and all) - you are the one that posts stories about a midwife cutting your rectum and delivering babies or cinder blocks from your bottom. As I said I assumed you are a kid given the childish nature of your comments. So sure, Im giving you the attention you seem to need but no, you are not educating or helping anyone you are just being immature.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 04, 2019 08:05PM
Brandon_L Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brandon_L Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brandon_L Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy
> last
> > > year
> > > > so
> > > > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im
> > not
> > > > > available for any of the disgusting
> things
> > > > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > > > telling
> > > > > stories of the young man and his
> neighbor.
> > > >
> > > > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite
> > our
> > > > bowel woes our sane, there are some
> assholes
> > > here.
> > > > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are
> you
> > > > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation
> plus
> > > > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause
> > bleeding,
> > > > and there are external and internal ones.
> > >
> > > No I have regular, generally effortless
> > movements.
> > > I maintain a very health diet with almost no
> > meat
> > > and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you
> the
> > > person that pretends that your bowel
> movements
> > are
> > > like giving birth with midwives or helpers of
> > some
> > > kind? You seem like one of the less serious
> > kids
> > > on here really.
> >
> >
> > I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in
> > nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too
> > bad, if that really was true, because it seems
> > like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a
> > shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us
> > whom are older have experienced the great
> > betrayal. Our young ones today one day will
> feel
> > the same betrayal.
> >
> > It has been an honor, to have educated folks at
> > library conference rooms, or in front of
> grocery
> > stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other
> > materials. These efforts have helped people and
> > their bowels, and this is the least I can do.
>
>
> 'Attitude?' What are you talking about? I went
> and looked at the threads (disgusting images and
> all) - you are the one that posts stories about a
> midwife cutting your rectum and delivering babies
> or cinder blocks from your bottom. As I said I
> assumed you are a kid given the childish nature of
> your comments. So sure, Im giving you the
> attention you seem to need but no, you are not
> educating or helping anyone you are just being
> immature.
Ok BO uses humor to talk about an issue that’s painful. I’m probably older than most here. Yes I don’t think all he says if funny. But some is. And he’s helped people here. Maybe channel your frustration elsewhere, let and let live. Is BO really getting under your skin that much? I understand you don’t like him and that’s fine. There are plenty of authors and subjects here.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brandon_L Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brandon_L Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy
> last
> > > year
> > > > so
> > > > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im
> > not
> > > > > available for any of the disgusting
> things
> > > > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > > > telling
> > > > > stories of the young man and his
> neighbor.
> > > >
> > > > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite
> > our
> > > > bowel woes our sane, there are some
> assholes
> > > here.
> > > > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are
> you
> > > > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation
> plus
> > > > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause
> > bleeding,
> > > > and there are external and internal ones.
> > >
> > > No I have regular, generally effortless
> > movements.
> > > I maintain a very health diet with almost no
> > meat
> > > and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you
> the
> > > person that pretends that your bowel
> movements
> > are
> > > like giving birth with midwives or helpers of
> > some
> > > kind? You seem like one of the less serious
> > kids
> > > on here really.
> >
> >
> > I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in
> > nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too
> > bad, if that really was true, because it seems
> > like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a
> > shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us
> > whom are older have experienced the great
> > betrayal. Our young ones today one day will
> feel
> > the same betrayal.
> >
> > It has been an honor, to have educated folks at
> > library conference rooms, or in front of
> grocery
> > stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other
> > materials. These efforts have helped people and
> > their bowels, and this is the least I can do.
>
>
> 'Attitude?' What are you talking about? I went
> and looked at the threads (disgusting images and
> all) - you are the one that posts stories about a
> midwife cutting your rectum and delivering babies
> or cinder blocks from your bottom. As I said I
> assumed you are a kid given the childish nature of
> your comments. So sure, Im giving you the
> attention you seem to need but no, you are not
> educating or helping anyone you are just being
> immature.
Ok BO uses humor to talk about an issue that’s painful. I’m probably older than most here. Yes I don’t think all he says if funny. But some is. And he’s helped people here. Maybe channel your frustration elsewhere, let and let live. Is BO really getting under your skin that much? I understand you don’t like him and that’s fine. There are plenty of authors and subjects here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 05, 2019 06:19AM
Goulash enroute. The pangs the rumbles are a prelude to the upcoming battle at hand. If you have IBS in Pakistan you use your hand to wipe your starfish, so be wary of shaking those dirty bastards hands. Appreciate prayers and good wishes of luck as I may be dropping an M1 Abrams tank here today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:03AM
Pancakes, bacon, grits with whiskey. Take that bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Matt Schweet
()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:59AM
This thread stinks
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 05, 2019 08:30AM
Off to school, I’m upset that dad and the obese neighbor embrace each other in public. I wish they could keep this behavior at home. Mom continues to drink and cry but grandma is buying me a new PlayStation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion
()
Date: June 05, 2019 10:22AM
Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Come one come all! Buttockz out give you best oil changez ever. See me for services specialz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 05, 2019 12:05PM
Looks like I’m going to give birth to Beto O’Rourke, the guy who claims to be a beaner. His head is huge and pushing this out of the starfish is going to require more than a heave and a ho. Midwives with forceps for sure.
To young folks enjoy your bowels not betraying you. My colon is such a Judas.
To young folks enjoy your bowels not betraying you. My colon is such a Judas.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
GoPro for BO Onion
()
Date: June 05, 2019 12:06PM
I used my GoPro for our educator and leader Brown Onion - he is super funny too!Brown OnionBrown OnionBrown OnionBrown OnionBrown OnionBrown Onion
Brown OnionBrown OnionBrown OnionBrown OnionBrown OnionBrown OnionRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 05, 2019 04:41PM
I tried eating my own shit today. It was actually delicious.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Corn in Ur Stool Onion
()
Date: June 05, 2019 05:20PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> I tried eating my own shit today. It was actually
> delicious.
'tried' sounds like you succeeded. Was it nutty?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I tried eating my own shit today. It was actually
> delicious.
'tried' sounds like you succeeded. Was it nutty?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 05, 2019 06:49PM
Fucking impersonation. Dave doesn't do that and you fucking know it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Top of the Forum
()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:02PM
So this thread is on top of the forum and I open it - what a mistake. You people post unbelievable pictures that turn my stomach. Have you no fucking lives?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:13PM
Top of the Forum Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So this thread is on top of the forum and I open
> it - what a mistake. You people post unbelievable
> pictures that turn my stomach. Have you no
> fucking lives?
One person. Who's obsessed with BO. He's a complete ass clown. Otherwise a good thread about digestion issues. This scumbag is lucky he posts online and not in real life.
-------------------------------------------------------
> So this thread is on top of the forum and I open
> it - what a mistake. You people post unbelievable
> pictures that turn my stomach. Have you no
> fucking lives?
One person. Who's obsessed with BO. He's a complete ass clown. Otherwise a good thread about digestion issues. This scumbag is lucky he posts online and not in real life.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:27PM
Dave Johns just called me. Anybody else wanna join us for a scat-eating party?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
not good
()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:30PM
Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Top of the Forum Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So this thread is on top of the forum and I
> open
> > it - what a mistake. You people post
> unbelievable
> > pictures that turn my stomach. Have you no
> > fucking lives?
>
>
> One person. Who's obsessed with BO. He's a
> complete ass clown. Otherwise a good thread about
> digestion issues. This scumbag is lucky he posts
> online and not in real life.
How do you 'post' in real life if its not online? I think your bowels are backed up. Also, no, this isnt a helpful health thread its a scat fetish thread with stories of midwives, 'my bowels my choice, shitting-Wii playing. Not good
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> Top of the Forum Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So this thread is on top of the forum and I
> open
> > it - what a mistake. You people post
> unbelievable
> > pictures that turn my stomach. Have you no
> > fucking lives?
>
>
> One person. Who's obsessed with BO. He's a
> complete ass clown. Otherwise a good thread about
> digestion issues. This scumbag is lucky he posts
> online and not in real life.
How do you 'post' in real life if its not online? I think your bowels are backed up. Also, no, this isnt a helpful health thread its a scat fetish thread with stories of midwives, 'my bowels my choice, shitting-Wii playing. Not good
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:59PM
Why so much animosity towards BO and other folks? There are plenty of topics to choose from here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Same shit...
()
Date: June 05, 2019 08:00PM
not good Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Top of the Forum Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So this thread is on top of the forum and I
> > open
> > > it - what a mistake. You people post
> > unbelievable
> > > pictures that turn my stomach. Have you no
> > > fucking lives?
> >
> >
> > One person. Who's obsessed with BO. He's a
> > complete ass clown. Otherwise a good thread
> about
> > digestion issues. This scumbag is lucky he
> posts
> > online and not in real life.
>
>
> How do you 'post' in real life if its not online?
> I think your bowels are backed up. Also, no, this
> isnt a helpful health thread its a scat fetish
> thread with stories of midwives, 'my bowels my
> choice, shitting-Wii playing. Not good
Miscavage is another one of miz/BEH’s stupid trolls. This thread is just another one of his little make believe virtual dollhouse fetishes. Dude has serious mental issues.
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Top of the Forum Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So this thread is on top of the forum and I
> > open
> > > it - what a mistake. You people post
> > unbelievable
> > > pictures that turn my stomach. Have you no
> > > fucking lives?
> >
> >
> > One person. Who's obsessed with BO. He's a
> > complete ass clown. Otherwise a good thread
> about
> > digestion issues. This scumbag is lucky he
> posts
> > online and not in real life.
>
>
> How do you 'post' in real life if its not online?
> I think your bowels are backed up. Also, no, this
> isnt a helpful health thread its a scat fetish
> thread with stories of midwives, 'my bowels my
> choice, shitting-Wii playing. Not good
Miscavage is another one of miz/BEH’s stupid trolls. This thread is just another one of his little make believe virtual dollhouse fetishes. Dude has serious mental issues.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
m3ulh
()
Date: June 05, 2019 09:48PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Why so much animosity towards BO and other folks?
> There are plenty of topics to choose from here.
Animosity? I said How do you 'post' in real life if its not online? I think your bowels are backed up. Also, no, this isnt a helpful health thread its a scat fetish thread with stories of midwives, 'my bowels my choice, shitting-Wii playing. Not good
Not sure who or what BO is; person place or thing?
This is not a health thread. This is immaturity and gross-out pictures
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> Why so much animosity towards BO and other folks?
> There are plenty of topics to choose from here.
Animosity? I said How do you 'post' in real life if its not online? I think your bowels are backed up. Also, no, this isnt a helpful health thread its a scat fetish thread with stories of midwives, 'my bowels my choice, shitting-Wii playing. Not good
Not sure who or what BO is; person place or thing?
This is not a health thread. This is immaturity and gross-out pictures
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2019 07:27AM
m3ulh Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why so much animosity towards BO and other
> folks?
> > There are plenty of topics to choose from here.
>
>
> Animosity? I said How do you 'post' in real
> life if its not online? I think your bowels are
> backed up. Also, no, this isnt a helpful health
> thread its a scat fetish thread with stories of
> midwives, 'my bowels my choice, shitting-Wii
> playing. Not good
>
> Not sure who or what BO is; person place or thing?
>
>
> This is not a health thread. This is immaturity
> and gross-out pictures
Even though I almost needed stitches after delivering a lumber truck, I’m sorry that’s your view of the good work we are doing here. None of us, myself included likes poop pictures. That’s just gross as we are here to discuss our struggles, coping mechanisms and nutrition to at least alleviate our symptoms.
There’s no cure for IBS. There probably will never be as doctors tell us “this will help, “ yet it’s nothing but snake oil. It’s okay that doctors treat us like second class citizens, but we’d expect a little more decency here. Instead it’s pariah or leper like here. That’s sad as if we discussed lung or heart problems, maybe things would be different. Unfortunately we are treated as outcasts here, but we will not give up supporting each other no matter what insults or nasty pictures you throw our way.
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why so much animosity towards BO and other
> folks?
> > There are plenty of topics to choose from here.
>
>
> Animosity? I said How do you 'post' in real
> life if its not online? I think your bowels are
> backed up. Also, no, this isnt a helpful health
> thread its a scat fetish thread with stories of
> midwives, 'my bowels my choice, shitting-Wii
> playing. Not good
>
> Not sure who or what BO is; person place or thing?
>
>
> This is not a health thread. This is immaturity
> and gross-out pictures
Even though I almost needed stitches after delivering a lumber truck, I’m sorry that’s your view of the good work we are doing here. None of us, myself included likes poop pictures. That’s just gross as we are here to discuss our struggles, coping mechanisms and nutrition to at least alleviate our symptoms.
There’s no cure for IBS. There probably will never be as doctors tell us “this will help, “ yet it’s nothing but snake oil. It’s okay that doctors treat us like second class citizens, but we’d expect a little more decency here. Instead it’s pariah or leper like here. That’s sad as if we discussed lung or heart problems, maybe things would be different. Unfortunately we are treated as outcasts here, but we will not give up supporting each other no matter what insults or nasty pictures you throw our way.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified_Green Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:37AM
BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the immaturity you speak of here and probably the poster of the pictures that disgust you too. He just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over and over. 'delivering bowel movements,' 'midwives to help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny, always boring and he likes to pretend that somehow this is supportive. Then he takes time to post several sockpuppet replies about people eating disgusting foods and pretend wives getting pretend cancer.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:51AM
Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
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> BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> immaturity you speak of here and probably the
> poster of the pictures that disgust you too. He
> just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over and
> over. 'delivering bowel movements,' 'midwives to
> help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny, always
> boring and he likes to pretend that somehow this
> is supportive. Then he takes time to post several
> sockpuppet replies about people eating disgusting
> foods and pretend wives getting pretend cancer.
You guys have a lot of venom for BO. It must suck to live with that anger fuckstick.
-------------------------------------------------------
> BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> immaturity you speak of here and probably the
> poster of the pictures that disgust you too. He
> just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over and
> over. 'delivering bowel movements,' 'midwives to
> help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny, always
> boring and he likes to pretend that somehow this
> is supportive. Then he takes time to post several
> sockpuppet replies about people eating disgusting
> foods and pretend wives getting pretend cancer.
You guys have a lot of venom for BO. It must suck to live with that anger fuckstick.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tampax hander outer
()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:26AM
Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> > immaturity you speak of here and probably the
> > poster of the pictures that disgust you too.
> He
> > just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over
> and
> > over. 'delivering bowel movements,' 'midwives
> to
> > help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny,
> always
> > boring and he likes to pretend that somehow
> this
> > is supportive. Then he takes time to post
> several
> > sockpuppet replies about people eating
> disgusting
> > foods and pretend wives getting pretend cancer.
>
>
> You guys have a lot of venom for BO. It must suck
> to live with that anger fuckstick.
Shut up already, you stupid cunt. When we want a sally bitch’s opinion we will ask you.
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> Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> > immaturity you speak of here and probably the
> > poster of the pictures that disgust you too.
> He
> > just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over
> and
> > over. 'delivering bowel movements,' 'midwives
> to
> > help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny,
> always
> > boring and he likes to pretend that somehow
> this
> > is supportive. Then he takes time to post
> several
> > sockpuppet replies about people eating
> disgusting
> > foods and pretend wives getting pretend cancer.
>
>
> You guys have a lot of venom for BO. It must suck
> to live with that anger fuckstick.
Shut up already, you stupid cunt. When we want a sally bitch’s opinion we will ask you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 06, 2019 10:10AM
Tampax hander outer Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> > > immaturity you speak of here and probably the
> > > poster of the pictures that disgust you too.
> > He
> > > just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over
> > and
> > > over. 'delivering bowel movements,'
> 'midwives
> > to
> > > help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny,
> > always
> > > boring and he likes to pretend that somehow
> > this
> > > is supportive. Then he takes time to post
> > several
> > > sockpuppet replies about people eating
> > disgusting
> > > foods and pretend wives getting pretend
> cancer.
> >
> >
> > You guys have a lot of venom for BO. It must
> suck
> > to live with that anger fuckstick.
>
> Shut up already, you stupid cunt. When we want a
> sally bitch’s opinion we will ask you.
Such vulgarity and anger. As older people, we are past this point in life and wish you happiness despite not liking such behavior.
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> > > immaturity you speak of here and probably the
> > > poster of the pictures that disgust you too.
> > He
> > > just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over
> > and
> > > over. 'delivering bowel movements,'
> 'midwives
> > to
> > > help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny,
> > always
> > > boring and he likes to pretend that somehow
> > this
> > > is supportive. Then he takes time to post
> > several
> > > sockpuppet replies about people eating
> > disgusting
> > > foods and pretend wives getting pretend
> cancer.
> >
> >
> > You guys have a lot of venom for BO. It must
> suck
> > to live with that anger fuckstick.
>
> Shut up already, you stupid cunt. When we want a
> sally bitch’s opinion we will ask you.
Such vulgarity and anger. As older people, we are past this point in life and wish you happiness despite not liking such behavior.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Editor-In-Chief Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2019 12:21PM
^ Dave's Johns is one of BO's sock puppets the staid voice. Certainly among the least funny puppets. Note the puppets dont deny the truth of critiques they simply try to ascribe 'venom' or 'anger' to honest appraisals of immature bathroom 'humor' that always fails to amuse. Calling your rectum a 'starfish' is probably the funniest thing he has ever thought of and so he uses it over and over and over.
As to the 'midwives' and 'basketballs' - how could he possibly be less funny, less imaginative? All that said there have been some funny write-ups but none, not one by BO or his favorite sock puppets.
As to the 'midwives' and 'basketballs' - how could he possibly be less funny, less imaginative? All that said there have been some funny write-ups but none, not one by BO or his favorite sock puppets.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2019 12:23PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Tampax hander outer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> > > > immaturity you speak of here and probably
> the
> > > > poster of the pictures that disgust you too.
>
> > > He
> > > > just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and
> over
> > > and
> > > > over. 'delivering bowel movements,'
> > 'midwives
> > > to
> > > > help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny,
> > > always
> > > > boring and he likes to pretend that somehow
> > > this
> > > > is supportive. Then he takes time to post
> > > several
> > > > sockpuppet replies about people eating
> > > disgusting
> > > > foods and pretend wives getting pretend
> > cancer.
> > >
> > >
> > > You guys have a lot of venom for BO. It must
> > suck
> > > to live with that anger fuckstick.
> >
> > Shut up already, you stupid cunt. When we want
> a
> > sally bitch’s opinion we will ask you.
>
> Such vulgarity and anger. As older people, we are
> past this point in life and wish you happiness
> despite not liking such behavior.
Thank you Cave and Johns,
It’s proof that some with superior bowels, are insecure assholes who find nothing but pleasure harassing us. As their bowels betray them, full circle.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Tampax hander outer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> > > > immaturity you speak of here and probably
> the
> > > > poster of the pictures that disgust you too.
>
> > > He
> > > > just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and
> over
> > > and
> > > > over. 'delivering bowel movements,'
> > 'midwives
> > > to
> > > > help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny,
> > > always
> > > > boring and he likes to pretend that somehow
> > > this
> > > > is supportive. Then he takes time to post
> > > several
> > > > sockpuppet replies about people eating
> > > disgusting
> > > > foods and pretend wives getting pretend
> > cancer.
> > >
> > >
> > > You guys have a lot of venom for BO. It must
> > suck
> > > to live with that anger fuckstick.
> >
> > Shut up already, you stupid cunt. When we want
> a
> > sally bitch’s opinion we will ask you.
>
> Such vulgarity and anger. As older people, we are
> past this point in life and wish you happiness
> despite not liking such behavior.
Thank you Cave and Johns,
It’s proof that some with superior bowels, are insecure assholes who find nothing but pleasure harassing us. As their bowels betray them, full circle.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Historian Onion of Funny Shit
()
Date: June 06, 2019 12:30PM
Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
> Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM
>
> Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook man.
> Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to do my
> Thanksgiving shopping and man was it crowded.
> Place is huge too. I made it to the back where the
> veggies, turkey and other foods I needed were when
> it struck me - I needed a restroom and I needed it
> NOW. As I looked down the center isle it was
> Asians and old white people and their carts in
> gridlock. Every person taking samples simply left
> their cart to block the entire isle.
>
> I made the immediate decision to go to the
> perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to the
> corner with my heavily loaded cart my spirits sank
> as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse than the
> other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy isle so
> I remembered those cases are really large walk-in
> refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I was
> fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door was open
> so I pushed past a very large middle aged woman in
> one of those motorized carts and entered the dairy
> case. It was much larger inside than I expected
> but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I looked
> for a spot on the floor clear from the stacked
> boxes of butter and milk.
>
> As I squeezed into a space right at the display
> area as it was the only one big enough for me to
> fit in. I was in the egg display right next to the
> milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants squatted
> and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I seemed
> constipated. I pushed hard with no results. I
> placed 2 crates on the floor standing on them to
> achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in my
> rear released a searing pain ran from my rectum to
> my leg and I fell to one knee. This happened to be
> the exact moment a fury of steaming chocolate and
> beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the
> display.
>
> Even more unfortunate was the fact that a young
> mother and her toddler had just opened the egg
> display door and were soaked with my feces fire
> hose. An elderly Asian man came over to help them
> but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled in
> front of the display case. As he was falling he
> grabbed one of the racks and it failed delivering
> a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him, the
> woman and toddler. The end result was a kind of
> hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and humanity.
> If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in the
> motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her cart into
> the display unleashing a new barrage of eggs down
> onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the floor.
>
> I pulled up my pants and beat it out of there.
> Once out of the refrigerator I turned the corner
> only to see that the old guy who was working the
> quiche sample cart and he was pointing at me and
> screaming something in Korean. I ran out the fire
> exit and barely escaped.
>
> This is what its like to live with IBS
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
> Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM
>
> Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook man.
> Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to do my
> Thanksgiving shopping and man was it crowded.
> Place is huge too. I made it to the back where the
> veggies, turkey and other foods I needed were when
> it struck me - I needed a restroom and I needed it
> NOW. As I looked down the center isle it was
> Asians and old white people and their carts in
> gridlock. Every person taking samples simply left
> their cart to block the entire isle.
>
> I made the immediate decision to go to the
> perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to the
> corner with my heavily loaded cart my spirits sank
> as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse than the
> other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy isle so
> I remembered those cases are really large walk-in
> refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I was
> fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door was open
> so I pushed past a very large middle aged woman in
> one of those motorized carts and entered the dairy
> case. It was much larger inside than I expected
> but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I looked
> for a spot on the floor clear from the stacked
> boxes of butter and milk.
>
> As I squeezed into a space right at the display
> area as it was the only one big enough for me to
> fit in. I was in the egg display right next to the
> milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants squatted
> and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I seemed
> constipated. I pushed hard with no results. I
> placed 2 crates on the floor standing on them to
> achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in my
> rear released a searing pain ran from my rectum to
> my leg and I fell to one knee. This happened to be
> the exact moment a fury of steaming chocolate and
> beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the
> display.
>
> Even more unfortunate was the fact that a young
> mother and her toddler had just opened the egg
> display door and were soaked with my feces fire
> hose. An elderly Asian man came over to help them
> but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled in
> front of the display case. As he was falling he
> grabbed one of the racks and it failed delivering
> a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him, the
> woman and toddler. The end result was a kind of
> hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and humanity.
> If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in the
> motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her cart into
> the display unleashing a new barrage of eggs down
> onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the floor.
>
> I pulled up my pants and beat it out of there.
> Once out of the refrigerator I turned the corner
> only to see that the old guy who was working the
> quiche sample cart and he was pointing at me and
> screaming something in Korean. I ran out the fire
> exit and barely escaped.
>
> This is what its like to live with IBS
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 06, 2019 01:33PM
Historian Onion of Funny Shit Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO
>
> Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> > Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
> > Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM
> >
> > Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook man.
> > Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to do
> my
> > Thanksgiving shopping and man was it crowded.
> > Place is huge too. I made it to the back where
> the
> > veggies, turkey and other foods I needed were
> when
> > it struck me - I needed a restroom and I needed
> it
> > NOW. As I looked down the center isle it was
> > Asians and old white people and their carts in
> > gridlock. Every person taking samples simply
> left
> > their cart to block the entire isle.
> >
> > I made the immediate decision to go to the
> > perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to the
> > corner with my heavily loaded cart my spirits
> sank
> > as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse than
> the
> > other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy isle
> so
> > I remembered those cases are really large
> walk-in
> > refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I was
> > fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door was
> open
> > so I pushed past a very large middle aged woman
> in
> > one of those motorized carts and entered the
> dairy
> > case. It was much larger inside than I expected
> > but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I
> looked
> > for a spot on the floor clear from the stacked
> > boxes of butter and milk.
> >
> > As I squeezed into a space right at the display
> > area as it was the only one big enough for me
> to
> > fit in. I was in the egg display right next to
> the
> > milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants
> squatted
> > and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I seemed
> > constipated. I pushed hard with no results. I
> > placed 2 crates on the floor standing on them
> to
> > achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in my
> > rear released a searing pain ran from my rectum
> to
> > my leg and I fell to one knee. This happened to
> be
> > the exact moment a fury of steaming chocolate
> and
> > beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the
> > display.
> >
> > Even more unfortunate was the fact that a young
> > mother and her toddler had just opened the egg
> > display door and were soaked with my feces fire
> > hose. An elderly Asian man came over to help
> them
> > but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled in
> > front of the display case. As he was falling he
> > grabbed one of the racks and it failed
> delivering
> > a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him, the
> > woman and toddler. The end result was a kind of
> > hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and
> humanity.
> > If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in the
> > motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> > vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her cart
> into
> > the display unleashing a new barrage of eggs
> down
> > onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the
> floor.
> >
> > I pulled up my pants and beat it out of there.
> > Once out of the refrigerator I turned the
> corner
> > only to see that the old guy who was working
> the
> > quiche sample cart and he was pointing at me
> and
> > screaming something in Korean. I ran out the
> fire
> > exit and barely escaped.
> >
> > This is what its like to live with IBS
>
That’s not BO dumbass. And even is why you fucking care so much ?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO
>
> Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> > Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
> > Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM
> >
> > Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook man.
> > Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to do
> my
> > Thanksgiving shopping and man was it crowded.
> > Place is huge too. I made it to the back where
> the
> > veggies, turkey and other foods I needed were
> when
> > it struck me - I needed a restroom and I needed
> it
> > NOW. As I looked down the center isle it was
> > Asians and old white people and their carts in
> > gridlock. Every person taking samples simply
> left
> > their cart to block the entire isle.
> >
> > I made the immediate decision to go to the
> > perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to the
> > corner with my heavily loaded cart my spirits
> sank
> > as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse than
> the
> > other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy isle
> so
> > I remembered those cases are really large
> walk-in
> > refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I was
> > fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door was
> open
> > so I pushed past a very large middle aged woman
> in
> > one of those motorized carts and entered the
> dairy
> > case. It was much larger inside than I expected
> > but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I
> looked
> > for a spot on the floor clear from the stacked
> > boxes of butter and milk.
> >
> > As I squeezed into a space right at the display
> > area as it was the only one big enough for me
> to
> > fit in. I was in the egg display right next to
> the
> > milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants
> squatted
> > and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I seemed
> > constipated. I pushed hard with no results. I
> > placed 2 crates on the floor standing on them
> to
> > achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in my
> > rear released a searing pain ran from my rectum
> to
> > my leg and I fell to one knee. This happened to
> be
> > the exact moment a fury of steaming chocolate
> and
> > beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the
> > display.
> >
> > Even more unfortunate was the fact that a young
> > mother and her toddler had just opened the egg
> > display door and were soaked with my feces fire
> > hose. An elderly Asian man came over to help
> them
> > but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled in
> > front of the display case. As he was falling he
> > grabbed one of the racks and it failed
> delivering
> > a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him, the
> > woman and toddler. The end result was a kind of
> > hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and
> humanity.
> > If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in the
> > motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> > vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her cart
> into
> > the display unleashing a new barrage of eggs
> down
> > onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the
> floor.
> >
> > I pulled up my pants and beat it out of there.
> > Once out of the refrigerator I turned the
> corner
> > only to see that the old guy who was working
> the
> > quiche sample cart and he was pointing at me
> and
> > screaming something in Korean. I ran out the
> fire
> > exit and barely escaped.
> >
> > This is what its like to live with IBS
>
That’s not BO dumbass. And even is why you fucking care so much ?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2019 01:52PM
Pizza, wings, beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Remedial Teacher Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2019 01:54PM
Miscavage. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Historian Onion of Funny Shit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO
> >
> > Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> > > Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
> > > Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM
> > >
> > > Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook man.
> > > Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to do
> > my
> > > Thanksgiving shopping and man was it crowded.
> > > Place is huge too. I made it to the back
> where
> > the
> > > veggies, turkey and other foods I needed were
> > when
> > > it struck me - I needed a restroom and I
> needed
> > it
> > > NOW. As I looked down the center isle it was
> > > Asians and old white people and their carts
> in
> > > gridlock. Every person taking samples simply
> > left
> > > their cart to block the entire isle.
> > >
> > > I made the immediate decision to go to the
> > > perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to
> the
> > > corner with my heavily loaded cart my spirits
> > sank
> > > as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse than
> > the
> > > other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy
> isle
> > so
> > > I remembered those cases are really large
> > walk-in
> > > refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I
> was
> > > fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door was
> > open
> > > so I pushed past a very large middle aged
> woman
> > in
> > > one of those motorized carts and entered the
> > dairy
> > > case. It was much larger inside than I
> expected
> > > but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I
> > looked
> > > for a spot on the floor clear from the
> stacked
> > > boxes of butter and milk.
> > >
> > > As I squeezed into a space right at the
> display
> > > area as it was the only one big enough for me
> > to
> > > fit in. I was in the egg display right next
> to
> > the
> > > milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants
> > squatted
> > > and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I seemed
> > > constipated. I pushed hard with no results. I
> > > placed 2 crates on the floor standing on them
> > to
> > > achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in
> my
> > > rear released a searing pain ran from my
> rectum
> > to
> > > my leg and I fell to one knee. This happened
> to
> > be
> > > the exact moment a fury of steaming chocolate
> > and
> > > beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the
> > > display.
> > >
> > > Even more unfortunate was the fact that a
> young
> > > mother and her toddler had just opened the
> egg
> > > display door and were soaked with my feces
> fire
> > > hose. An elderly Asian man came over to help
> > them
> > > but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled in
> > > front of the display case. As he was falling
> he
> > > grabbed one of the racks and it failed
> > delivering
> > > a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him,
> the
> > > woman and toddler. The end result was a kind
> of
> > > hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and
> > humanity.
> > > If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in the
> > > motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> > > vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her cart
> > into
> > > the display unleashing a new barrage of eggs
> > down
> > > onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the
> > floor.
> > >
> > > I pulled up my pants and beat it out of
> there.
> > > Once out of the refrigerator I turned the
> > corner
> > > only to see that the old guy who was working
> > the
> > > quiche sample cart and he was pointing at me
> > and
> > > screaming something in Korean. I ran out the
> > fire
> > > exit and barely escaped.
> > >
> > > This is what its like to live with IBS
> >
>
>
> That’s not BO dumbass. And even is why you
> fucking care so much ?
Yea, I know its not BO - that is why the very first thing I wrote was "Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO" - see if your small brain can find the word in ALL CAPS used for emphasis. And thanks for proving my point - a funny post, by definition was NOT written by BO. You seem very angry and confused - how are your bowels???
-------------------------------------------------------
> Historian Onion of Funny Shit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO
> >
> > Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> > > Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
> > > Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM
> > >
> > > Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook man.
> > > Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to do
> > my
> > > Thanksgiving shopping and man was it crowded.
> > > Place is huge too. I made it to the back
> where
> > the
> > > veggies, turkey and other foods I needed were
> > when
> > > it struck me - I needed a restroom and I
> needed
> > it
> > > NOW. As I looked down the center isle it was
> > > Asians and old white people and their carts
> in
> > > gridlock. Every person taking samples simply
> > left
> > > their cart to block the entire isle.
> > >
> > > I made the immediate decision to go to the
> > > perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to
> the
> > > corner with my heavily loaded cart my spirits
> > sank
> > > as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse than
> > the
> > > other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy
> isle
> > so
> > > I remembered those cases are really large
> > walk-in
> > > refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I
> was
> > > fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door was
> > open
> > > so I pushed past a very large middle aged
> woman
> > in
> > > one of those motorized carts and entered the
> > dairy
> > > case. It was much larger inside than I
> expected
> > > but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I
> > looked
> > > for a spot on the floor clear from the
> stacked
> > > boxes of butter and milk.
> > >
> > > As I squeezed into a space right at the
> display
> > > area as it was the only one big enough for me
> > to
> > > fit in. I was in the egg display right next
> to
> > the
> > > milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants
> > squatted
> > > and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I seemed
> > > constipated. I pushed hard with no results. I
> > > placed 2 crates on the floor standing on them
> > to
> > > achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in
> my
> > > rear released a searing pain ran from my
> rectum
> > to
> > > my leg and I fell to one knee. This happened
> to
> > be
> > > the exact moment a fury of steaming chocolate
> > and
> > > beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the
> > > display.
> > >
> > > Even more unfortunate was the fact that a
> young
> > > mother and her toddler had just opened the
> egg
> > > display door and were soaked with my feces
> fire
> > > hose. An elderly Asian man came over to help
> > them
> > > but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled in
> > > front of the display case. As he was falling
> he
> > > grabbed one of the racks and it failed
> > delivering
> > > a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him,
> the
> > > woman and toddler. The end result was a kind
> of
> > > hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and
> > humanity.
> > > If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in the
> > > motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> > > vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her cart
> > into
> > > the display unleashing a new barrage of eggs
> > down
> > > onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the
> > floor.
> > >
> > > I pulled up my pants and beat it out of
> there.
> > > Once out of the refrigerator I turned the
> > corner
> > > only to see that the old guy who was working
> > the
> > > quiche sample cart and he was pointing at me
> > and
> > > screaming something in Korean. I ran out the
> > fire
> > > exit and barely escaped.
> > >
> > > This is what its like to live with IBS
> >
>
>
> That’s not BO dumbass. And even is why you
> fucking care so much ?
Yea, I know its not BO - that is why the very first thing I wrote was "Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO" - see if your small brain can find the word in ALL CAPS used for emphasis. And thanks for proving my point - a funny post, by definition was NOT written by BO. You seem very angry and confused - how are your bowels???
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2019 02:18PM
The obese neighbor is really annoying. I’m tired of him and dads work on the jenkum project. I feel like they are Breaking Bad material and worry they might get caught.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 06, 2019 02:33PM
I see this is like any IBS discussion. We talk about our health and are mocked for it. To those who don’t have IBS of either form be grateful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 06, 2019 03:16PM
Splatter Humphries Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I see this is like any IBS discussion. We talk
> about our health and are mocked for it. To those
> who don’t have IBS of either form be grateful.
A lot of non baby boomers on this site unfortunately.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I see this is like any IBS discussion. We talk
> about our health and are mocked for it. To those
> who don’t have IBS of either form be grateful.
A lot of non baby boomers on this site unfortunately.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 06, 2019 04:49PM
Dad and the obese neighbor just returned from Petsmart with 2 gerbils and are trimming their nails. There is a large jar of Vaseline and something called 'poppers' on the kitchen table. The obese neighbor looks very nervous and keeps mumbling 'this isnt a good idea' - dad is smoking a Camel chuckeling. Mom and grandma are on the front porch debating calling animal control as mom fights back tears. Ive noticed Jules is gaining some weight and Id swear her bosom is getting bigger - could this be a growth spurt?
For dinner I am having Cool and Spicy Melon Soup to start then Red Cabbage Salad with Apples and finishing with Raw Vegan Strawberry Pie.
For dinner I am having Cool and Spicy Melon Soup to start then Red Cabbage Salad with Apples and finishing with Raw Vegan Strawberry Pie.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wtf!!!!!!
()
Date: June 06, 2019 04:54PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dad and the obese neighbor just returned from
> Petsmart with 2 gerbils and are trimming their
> nails. There is a large jar of Vaseline and
> something called 'poppers' on the kitchen table.
> The obese neighbor looks very nervous and keeps
> mumbling 'this isnt a good idea' - dad is smoking
> a Camel chuckeling. Mom and grandma are on the
> front porch debating calling animal control as mom
> fights back tears. Ive noticed Jules is gaining
> some weight and Id swear her bosom is getting
> bigger - could this be a growth spurt?
>
> For dinner I am having Cool and Spicy Melon Soup
> to start then Red Cabbage Salad with Apples and
> finishing with Raw Vegan Strawberry Pie.
Gay fuckers!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dad and the obese neighbor just returned from
> Petsmart with 2 gerbils and are trimming their
> nails. There is a large jar of Vaseline and
> something called 'poppers' on the kitchen table.
> The obese neighbor looks very nervous and keeps
> mumbling 'this isnt a good idea' - dad is smoking
> a Camel chuckeling. Mom and grandma are on the
> front porch debating calling animal control as mom
> fights back tears. Ive noticed Jules is gaining
> some weight and Id swear her bosom is getting
> bigger - could this be a growth spurt?
>
> For dinner I am having Cool and Spicy Melon Soup
> to start then Red Cabbage Salad with Apples and
> finishing with Raw Vegan Strawberry Pie.
Gay fuckers!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 06, 2019 07:24PM
When you guys age and go thru husks and Metamucil, remember your taunting. Our generation was taught to respect our elders.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Pisscabbage.
()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:03PM
Remedial Teacher Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Historian Onion of Funny Shit Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO
> > >
> > > Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> > > > Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
> > > > Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM
> > > >
> > > > Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook
> man.
> > > > Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to
> do
> > > my
> > > > Thanksgiving shopping and man was it
> crowded.
> > > > Place is huge too. I made it to the back
> > where
> > > the
> > > > veggies, turkey and other foods I needed
> were
> > > when
> > > > it struck me - I needed a restroom and I
> > needed
> > > it
> > > > NOW. As I looked down the center isle it
> was
> > > > Asians and old white people and their carts
> > in
> > > > gridlock. Every person taking samples
> simply
> > > left
> > > > their cart to block the entire isle.
> > > >
> > > > I made the immediate decision to go to the
> > > > perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to
> > the
> > > > corner with my heavily loaded cart my
> spirits
> > > sank
> > > > as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse
> than
> > > the
> > > > other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy
> > isle
> > > so
> > > > I remembered those cases are really large
> > > walk-in
> > > > refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I
> > was
> > > > fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door
> was
> > > open
> > > > so I pushed past a very large middle aged
> > woman
> > > in
> > > > one of those motorized carts and entered
> the
> > > dairy
> > > > case. It was much larger inside than I
> > expected
> > > > but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I
> > > looked
> > > > for a spot on the floor clear from the
> > stacked
> > > > boxes of butter and milk.
> > > >
> > > > As I squeezed into a space right at the
> > display
> > > > area as it was the only one big enough for
> me
> > > to
> > > > fit in. I was in the egg display right next
> > to
> > > the
> > > > milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants
> > > squatted
> > > > and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I
> seemed
> > > > constipated. I pushed hard with no results.
> I
> > > > placed 2 crates on the floor standing on
> them
> > > to
> > > > achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in
> > my
> > > > rear released a searing pain ran from my
> > rectum
> > > to
> > > > my leg and I fell to one knee. This
> happened
> > to
> > > be
> > > > the exact moment a fury of steaming
> chocolate
> > > and
> > > > beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the
> > > > display.
> > > >
> > > > Even more unfortunate was the fact that a
> > young
> > > > mother and her toddler had just opened the
> > egg
> > > > display door and were soaked with my feces
> > fire
> > > > hose. An elderly Asian man came over to
> help
> > > them
> > > > but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled
> in
> > > > front of the display case. As he was
> falling
> > he
> > > > grabbed one of the racks and it failed
> > > delivering
> > > > a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him,
> > the
> > > > woman and toddler. The end result was a
> kind
> > of
> > > > hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and
> > > humanity.
> > > > If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in
> the
> > > > motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> > > > vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her
> cart
> > > into
> > > > the display unleashing a new barrage of
> eggs
> > > down
> > > > onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the
> > > floor.
> > > >
> > > > I pulled up my pants and beat it out of
> > there.
> > > > Once out of the refrigerator I turned the
> > > corner
> > > > only to see that the old guy who was
> working
> > > the
> > > > quiche sample cart and he was pointing at
> me
> > > and
> > > > screaming something in Korean. I ran out
> the
> > > fire
> > > > exit and barely escaped.
> > > >
> > > > This is what its like to live with IBS
> > >
> >
> >
> > That’s not BO dumbass. And even is why you
> > fucking care so much ?
>
>
> Yea, I know its not BO - that is why the very
> first thing I wrote was "Actual funny shit as
> NOT written by BO" - see if your small brain
> can find the word in ALL CAPS used for emphasis.
> And thanks for proving my point - a funny post, by
> definition was NOT written by BO. You seem very
> angry and confused - how are your bowels???
Fuck off, peekza. Keep your homosexual TMOS obsession out of the forum. Nobody gives a shit about TMOS.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Historian Onion of Funny Shit Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO
> > >
> > > Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> > > > Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
> > > > Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM
> > > >
> > > > Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook
> man.
> > > > Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to
> do
> > > my
> > > > Thanksgiving shopping and man was it
> crowded.
> > > > Place is huge too. I made it to the back
> > where
> > > the
> > > > veggies, turkey and other foods I needed
> were
> > > when
> > > > it struck me - I needed a restroom and I
> > needed
> > > it
> > > > NOW. As I looked down the center isle it
> was
> > > > Asians and old white people and their carts
> > in
> > > > gridlock. Every person taking samples
> simply
> > > left
> > > > their cart to block the entire isle.
> > > >
> > > > I made the immediate decision to go to the
> > > > perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to
> > the
> > > > corner with my heavily loaded cart my
> spirits
> > > sank
> > > > as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse
> than
> > > the
> > > > other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy
> > isle
> > > so
> > > > I remembered those cases are really large
> > > walk-in
> > > > refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I
> > was
> > > > fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door
> was
> > > open
> > > > so I pushed past a very large middle aged
> > woman
> > > in
> > > > one of those motorized carts and entered
> the
> > > dairy
> > > > case. It was much larger inside than I
> > expected
> > > > but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I
> > > looked
> > > > for a spot on the floor clear from the
> > stacked
> > > > boxes of butter and milk.
> > > >
> > > > As I squeezed into a space right at the
> > display
> > > > area as it was the only one big enough for
> me
> > > to
> > > > fit in. I was in the egg display right next
> > to
> > > the
> > > > milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants
> > > squatted
> > > > and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I
> seemed
> > > > constipated. I pushed hard with no results.
> I
> > > > placed 2 crates on the floor standing on
> them
> > > to
> > > > achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in
> > my
> > > > rear released a searing pain ran from my
> > rectum
> > > to
> > > > my leg and I fell to one knee. This
> happened
> > to
> > > be
> > > > the exact moment a fury of steaming
> chocolate
> > > and
> > > > beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the
> > > > display.
> > > >
> > > > Even more unfortunate was the fact that a
> > young
> > > > mother and her toddler had just opened the
> > egg
> > > > display door and were soaked with my feces
> > fire
> > > > hose. An elderly Asian man came over to
> help
> > > them
> > > > but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled
> in
> > > > front of the display case. As he was
> falling
> > he
> > > > grabbed one of the racks and it failed
> > > delivering
> > > > a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him,
> > the
> > > > woman and toddler. The end result was a
> kind
> > of
> > > > hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and
> > > humanity.
> > > > If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in
> the
> > > > motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> > > > vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her
> cart
> > > into
> > > > the display unleashing a new barrage of
> eggs
> > > down
> > > > onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the
> > > floor.
> > > >
> > > > I pulled up my pants and beat it out of
> > there.
> > > > Once out of the refrigerator I turned the
> > > corner
> > > > only to see that the old guy who was
> working
> > > the
> > > > quiche sample cart and he was pointing at
> me
> > > and
> > > > screaming something in Korean. I ran out
> the
> > > fire
> > > > exit and barely escaped.
> > > >
> > > > This is what its like to live with IBS
> > >
> >
> >
> > That’s not BO dumbass. And even is why you
> > fucking care so much ?
>
>
> Yea, I know its not BO - that is why the very
> first thing I wrote was "Actual funny shit as
> NOT written by BO" - see if your small brain
> can find the word in ALL CAPS used for emphasis.
> And thanks for proving my point - a funny post, by
> definition was NOT written by BO. You seem very
> angry and confused - how are your bowels???
Fuck off, peekza. Keep your homosexual TMOS obsession out of the forum. Nobody gives a shit about TMOS.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red pen
()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:33PM
Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
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> BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> immaturity you speak of here and probably the
> poster of the pictures that disgust you too. He
> just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over and
> over. 'delivering bowel movements,' 'midwives to
> help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny, always
> boring and he likes to pretend that somehow this
> is supportive. Then he takes time to post several
> sockpuppet replies about people eating disgusting
> foods and pretend wives getting pretend cancer.
Yet you live to read every one of BO's posts.
-------------------------------------------------------
> BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> immaturity you speak of here and probably the
> poster of the pictures that disgust you too. He
> just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over and
> over. 'delivering bowel movements,' 'midwives to
> help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny, always
> boring and he likes to pretend that somehow this
> is supportive. Then he takes time to post several
> sockpuppet replies about people eating disgusting
> foods and pretend wives getting pretend cancer.
Yet you live to read every one of BO's posts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
pjn7t
()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:25PM
You all seem pretty fucked up. eat sensibly and 8-20 hours later it comes out of you. five minutes of your day maybe 2 times a day max. Its just normal bodily function. Is there a thread about urination and drinking too? Why not focus on something productive instead of sexualizing a normal bodily elimination?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:32PM
pjn7t Wrote:
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> You all seem pretty fucked up. eat sensibly and
> 8-20 hours later it comes out of you. five
> minutes of your day maybe 2 times a day max. Its
> just normal bodily function. Is there a thread
> about urination and drinking too? Why not focus
> on something productive instead of sexualizing a
> normal bodily elimination?
How dare you come in here and criticize our eating habits and fetishes. You young punks have no respect while you pretend to be internet badasses. I can eat feces from another man’s ass as I please. How about you just keep your opinions to yourself.
-------------------------------------------------------
> You all seem pretty fucked up. eat sensibly and
> 8-20 hours later it comes out of you. five
> minutes of your day maybe 2 times a day max. Its
> just normal bodily function. Is there a thread
> about urination and drinking too? Why not focus
> on something productive instead of sexualizing a
> normal bodily elimination?
How dare you come in here and criticize our eating habits and fetishes. You young punks have no respect while you pretend to be internet badasses. I can eat feces from another man’s ass as I please. How about you just keep your opinions to yourself.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:35PM
Such vengeful bunch of bitching today. I happen to agree with some, once you worthless millennials catch up to our age or before you’re fucked. You’re soft, you’ve never served this country overseas in a hole fighting for the red, white and blue. You all get sensitivity cards and participation medals.
It’s time I put my grout strained toes down. We all age. All of us have bowels. As we age they betray us. Fact. It’s amazing the amount of time complaining or posting sick photographs of shit you do. There are other subjects, thousands of topics. It’s a free country. Our first amendment rights allow free exchanges of ideas or coping mechanisms when dealing with painful and oversized craps you wouldn’t be able to handle without a bib and baby rattles. Thank you Cave, Mr Johns, and all who understand the support all of us with IBS like without being torn by ungrateful crybabies.
It’s time I put my grout strained toes down. We all age. All of us have bowels. As we age they betray us. Fact. It’s amazing the amount of time complaining or posting sick photographs of shit you do. There are other subjects, thousands of topics. It’s a free country. Our first amendment rights allow free exchanges of ideas or coping mechanisms when dealing with painful and oversized craps you wouldn’t be able to handle without a bib and baby rattles. Thank you Cave, Mr Johns, and all who understand the support all of us with IBS like without being torn by ungrateful crybabies.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Lexicon Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:41PM
'midwives'= BO's cable-eating buddies.
'midwives delivering' = fetishists eating his feces
'goulash' = regurgitated feces from a cable-eater
'midwives delivering' = fetishists eating his feces
'goulash' = regurgitated feces from a cable-eater
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO interpreter
()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:56PM
‘How are your bowels?’ = Could I please get a taste of your feces?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO Stolen Valor Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2019 10:29PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Such vengeful bunch of bitching today. I happen to
> agree with some, once you worthless millennials
> catch up to our age or before you’re fucked.
> You’re soft, you’ve never served this country
> overseas in a hole fighting for the red, white and
> blue. You all get sensitivity cards and
> participation medals.
>
> It’s time I put my grout strained toes down. We
> all age. All of us have bowels. As we age they
> betray us. Fact. It’s amazing the amount of time
> complaining or posting sick photographs of shit
> you do. There are other subjects, thousands of
> topics. It’s a free country. Our first amendment
> rights allow free exchanges of ideas or coping
> mechanisms when dealing with painful and oversized
> craps you wouldn’t be able to handle without a
> bib and baby rattles. Thank you Cave, Mr Johns,
> and all who understand the support all of us with
> IBS like without being torn by ungrateful
> crybabies.
Stolen valor - a new low. You never served jack shit asshole. Go fuck yourself.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Such vengeful bunch of bitching today. I happen to
> agree with some, once you worthless millennials
> catch up to our age or before you’re fucked.
> You’re soft, you’ve never served this country
> overseas in a hole fighting for the red, white and
> blue. You all get sensitivity cards and
> participation medals.
>
> It’s time I put my grout strained toes down. We
> all age. All of us have bowels. As we age they
> betray us. Fact. It’s amazing the amount of time
> complaining or posting sick photographs of shit
> you do. There are other subjects, thousands of
> topics. It’s a free country. Our first amendment
> rights allow free exchanges of ideas or coping
> mechanisms when dealing with painful and oversized
> craps you wouldn’t be able to handle without a
> bib and baby rattles. Thank you Cave, Mr Johns,
> and all who understand the support all of us with
> IBS like without being torn by ungrateful
> crybabies.
Stolen valor - a new low. You never served jack shit asshole. Go fuck yourself.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Laughing Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2019 10:36PM
BO interpreter Wrote:
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> ‘How are your bowels?’ = Could I please get a
> taste of your feces?
I lolled - good one.
-------------------------------------------------------
> ‘How are your bowels?’ = Could I please get a
> taste of your feces?
I lolled - good one.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: June 07, 2019 06:22AM
5am guy checking in. 5am guy had the heater in the mens room turned up with the mood lighting and music and 5am guy had a nice dump. 5am guy likes to eliminate early in order to clear his bowels out for anal sex with Tyrone the security guard when his shift begins. Yesterday Tyrone the security guard mentioned something about being turned up, then he stuck his night stick up 5am guys ass. 5am guy is still quite sore from that. 5am guy is quite excited about all of the recent scat talk here. Some day 5am guy would like to join in. 5am guy would love to have another man take a dump on his chest. 5am guy extends best wishes to everyone.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified_Green Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2019 08:22AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in. 5am guy had the heater in the
> mens room turned up with the mood lighting and
> music and 5am guy had a nice dump. 5am guy likes
> to eliminate early in order to clear his bowels
> out for anal sex with Tyrone the security guard
> when his shift begins. Yesterday Tyrone the
> security guard mentioned something about being
> turned up, then he stuck his night stick up 5am
> guys ass. 5am guy is still quite sore from that.
> 5am guy is quite excited about all of the recent
> scat talk here. Some day 5am guy would like to
> join in. 5am guy would love to have another man
> take a dump on his chest. 5am guy extends best
> wishes to everyone.
Hey 5am,
Glad to see you living your best life! Pay no attention to those here with superior bowels who mock those of us who enjoy eating shit out of another man's asshole. I would warn that your friends use of a night stick isnt bowel-friendly. Even BBC can be dicey for our starfish but yes, oh so naughty delicious. Best wishes back to you BiB.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in. 5am guy had the heater in the
> mens room turned up with the mood lighting and
> music and 5am guy had a nice dump. 5am guy likes
> to eliminate early in order to clear his bowels
> out for anal sex with Tyrone the security guard
> when his shift begins. Yesterday Tyrone the
> security guard mentioned something about being
> turned up, then he stuck his night stick up 5am
> guys ass. 5am guy is still quite sore from that.
> 5am guy is quite excited about all of the recent
> scat talk here. Some day 5am guy would like to
> join in. 5am guy would love to have another man
> take a dump on his chest. 5am guy extends best
> wishes to everyone.
Hey 5am,
Glad to see you living your best life! Pay no attention to those here with superior bowels who mock those of us who enjoy eating shit out of another man's asshole. I would warn that your friends use of a night stick isnt bowel-friendly. Even BBC can be dicey for our starfish but yes, oh so naughty delicious. Best wishes back to you BiB.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO Supporter
()
Date: June 07, 2019 08:55AM
You freaks are obsessed with BO. Get over yourselves.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
green apples
()
Date: June 07, 2019 10:45AM
diarrhea... phppt! phppt!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Obsessed Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2019 12:26PM
BO Supporter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You freaks are obsessed with BO. Get over
> yourselves.
Says the person obsessed with feces...
-------------------------------------------------------
> You freaks are obsessed with BO. Get over
> yourselves.
Says the person obsessed with feces...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2019 12:58PM
Prunes and physilliim husks do help, at least to minimize the garage door back there. It’s amazing that forty feet of internal piping can lead to a basketball from a mere marble. And the starfish suffers at least through the rectal mirror image.
To those lucky enough not to birth Butterball turkeys be grateful.
To those lucky enough not to birth Butterball turkeys be grateful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2019 02:26PM
The obese neighbor is wearing nothing but a string bikini in the front yard. Dad is cooking burgers on the grill and farting a lot. Mom is drinking and grandma is cooking me homemade soup.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Parteras Cebolla
()
Date: June 07, 2019 02:49PM
Por favor ayuda.
Nuestro jefe es un anciano loco que nos mantiene encerrados y nos obliga a ayudarlo en el baño. Está loco. Él ama su mierda. Nos llama "parteras" y nos hace actuar como si sus movimientos intestinales estuvieran dando a luz bebés. El olor es horrible y sus viejas bolas caen al fondo del agua del inodoro ...
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Nuestro jefe es un anciano loco que nos mantiene encerrados y nos obliga a ayudarlo en el baño. Está loco. Él ama su mierda. Nos llama "parteras" y nos hace actuar como si sus movimientos intestinales estuvieran dando a luz bebés. El olor es horrible y sus viejas bolas caen al fondo del agua del inodoro ...
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2019 02:54PM
Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Get your oil changez bayz in bayz specialz. You walk out happy from the bayz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Frequent Spinning John Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2019 03:02PM
Red great to see you here still - you are one of the hardest working Bib's. I do wish you didnt have to engage in bowel-hostile activities to pay to rent your basement apartment with hot plate and bathroom sink 'kitchen' tho. Its amazing what you can do with modern toaster ovens and the thought of you cooking up a pot roast or turkey dinner in your oversized toaster plugged into the light bulb socket above the slop sink next to the washer and dryer is heart-warming.
Glad you the rain has held of for your Sign Spinning and bayz-in-bayz services. Happy weekend.
Bib
Glad you the rain has held of for your Sign Spinning and bayz-in-bayz services. Happy weekend.
Bib
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 07, 2019 05:15PM
I am going to stop at food lion on the way home, getting ziti's and prego sauce with some ground beef to mix in. I will try to eat the entire box of pasta with some garlic bread and a 12 pack of Bud light to wash it all down. My bowels might struggle with this but I am off tomorrow so they will have time to catch up in the morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
noisy exhaust fan onion
()
Date: June 07, 2019 05:45PM
I was repairing the bathroom exhaust fan when a wave came over me mid-job. I filled the bowl in 3 minutes and went back to work.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:22PM
I am appalled as an American vet as well. BO did 6 years and two tours. If anyone wants to give him shit fine but not his military career which involved bone spurs for others.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bowel-Buddy Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:31PM
My bowel-friend is in the living room finishing a huge dinner (after a bigger breakfast and lunch). He says he has been a good boy and hasnt used the bathroom since yesterday morning and he's about to burst. Ive worked so hard to make everything right, candles, music, fans and I even got the 3 mil drop cloth in a bold blue color. What he doesnt know is ive left nothing to chance and slipped half a package of Ex-Lax in his chocolate mouse.
Im so excited my boner is about to rip a hole in my pants.
Im so excited my boner is about to rip a hole in my pants.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Historian Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:34PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> I am appalled as an American vet as well. BO did 6
> years and two tours. If anyone wants to give him
> shit fine but not his military career which
> involved bone spurs for others.
Ok Genius... Exactly what units and campaigns did you and BO serve in?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am appalled as an American vet as well. BO did 6
> years and two tours. If anyone wants to give him
> shit fine but not his military career which
> involved bone spurs for others.
Ok Genius... Exactly what units and campaigns did you and BO serve in?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Andrew Boone
()
Date: June 07, 2019 08:56PM
After the irritating them I hope they don’t give you shit boy. It’s your generation that eats tide pods after all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Burt McGrunkis
()
Date: June 07, 2019 09:13PM
Thread = Naughty-Delicious
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 08, 2019 06:43AM
I wish the new Sonic would hurry up and open in Manassas, they have been working on it for like 6 months.
I have a hankering for a couple footlong chili-cheese dogs with mustard and onions. The question is should I go to Capitol Heights or should I make a run to Fredericksburg or possibly a trip down 301 to the Sonic in Waldorf? One way or another my bowels are getting a challenge today!
I have a hankering for a couple footlong chili-cheese dogs with mustard and onions. The question is should I go to Capitol Heights or should I make a run to Fredericksburg or possibly a trip down 301 to the Sonic in Waldorf? One way or another my bowels are getting a challenge today!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Don Bronson
()
Date: June 08, 2019 07:33AM
One wedding recital I was at, is seared into my consciousness forever. The dinner went great, but as the groom and bride get ready for the grand finale as it were, I all of a sudden unleashed a wet fart that must have been 100 decibels plus. Everyone froze, and I went to the facility bathroom. After dropping a huge log, I realized the toilet was clogged. It was the only full edition toilet. After looking for a plunger for a long time, I came back to the recital embarrassed as my pant legs and shoes were soaking wet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 08, 2019 08:00AM
Don Bronson Wrote:
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> One wedding recital I was at, is seared into my
> consciousness forever. The dinner went great, but
> as the groom and bride get ready for the grand
> finale as it were, I all of a sudden unleashed a
> wet fart that must have been 100 decibels plus.
> Everyone froze, and I went to the facility
> bathroom. After dropping a huge log, I realized
> the toilet was clogged. It was the only full
> edition toilet. After looking for a plunger for a
> long time, I came back to the recital embarrassed
> as my pant legs and shoes were soaking wet.
We have the opposite form, but sorry to hear youve had to go through this.
-------------------------------------------------------
> One wedding recital I was at, is seared into my
> consciousness forever. The dinner went great, but
> as the groom and bride get ready for the grand
> finale as it were, I all of a sudden unleashed a
> wet fart that must have been 100 decibels plus.
> Everyone froze, and I went to the facility
> bathroom. After dropping a huge log, I realized
> the toilet was clogged. It was the only full
> edition toilet. After looking for a plunger for a
> long time, I came back to the recital embarrassed
> as my pant legs and shoes were soaking wet.
We have the opposite form, but sorry to hear youve had to go through this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 08, 2019 08:43AM
Two sausage mcmuffins and hashbrowns. My poor bowels. What was I thinking?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: June 08, 2019 09:19AM
Now that I gotz me a little townhouse ta live in I shore does enjoy cookin real food in a kitchen. I gots tha hole weekend off an I iz gonna spend a coupla hours cleanin tha house an washin clothez then itz gonna be Miller time!
My roomate iz outta town fo a week an Im havin some friendz over fo a cookout thiz evening. We are gonna cook hot dogz an hamburgerz maybe they not so bowel friendly.
God bleess all yall brown brotherz out there!
My roomate iz outta town fo a week an Im havin some friendz over fo a cookout thiz evening. We are gonna cook hot dogz an hamburgerz maybe they not so bowel friendly.
God bleess all yall brown brotherz out there!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Ouch Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2019 11:11AM
Andrew Boone Wrote:
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> After the irritating them I hope they don’t give
> you shit boy. It’s your generation that eats
> tide pods after all.
Could you please re-state your comment in some form of comprehensible English?
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> After the irritating them I hope they don’t give
> you shit boy. It’s your generation that eats
> tide pods after all.
Could you please re-state your comment in some form of comprehensible English?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion Translator
()
Date: June 08, 2019 11:57AM
For those of you confused by our resident scat fetishist I have found an online source to decipher/translate his terms, words and general ravings. Use in good health
https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
.
https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Lexicon Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2019 12:05PM
^search under 'words'
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 08, 2019 12:31PM
Brown Onion Translator Wrote:
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> For those of you confused by our resident scat
> fetishist I have found an online source to
> decipher/translate his terms, words and general
> ravings. Use in good health
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
>
>
>
>
>
> .
You have a lot of free time.
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> For those of you confused by our resident scat
> fetishist I have found an online source to
> decipher/translate his terms, words and general
> ravings. Use in good health
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
>
>
>
>
>
> .
You have a lot of free time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
I lollered
()
Date: June 08, 2019 12:46PM
Brown Onion Translator Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> For those of you confused by our resident scat
> fetishist I have found an online source to
> decipher/translate his terms, words and general
> ravings. Use in good health
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
'starfish' translation Immature word for rectum
'midwives' translation Immigrant slaves forced to eat Brown Onions feces and pretend his bowel movements are babies delivered at 'birthing sessions'
lol
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> For those of you confused by our resident scat
> fetishist I have found an online source to
> decipher/translate his terms, words and general
> ravings. Use in good health
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
'starfish' translation Immature word for rectum
'midwives' translation Immigrant slaves forced to eat Brown Onions feces and pretend his bowel movements are babies delivered at 'birthing sessions'
lol
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Lexicon Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2019 12:56PM
Other words you can search for using the translator
https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
Midwives
Groan Throne
Starfish
Brother in Bowels
Iguana Eater
Superior Bowels
rectal mirror
basketball
goulash
Spring Onion
Red Onion Class of 2006
Brown Splatter
boiled onion
Dave Johns
5am guy
stitches
pictures
leper
pariah
lumber truck
cinder block
doctor
IBS
forceps
give birth
dropping an M1 Abrams tank
Matilda
Bristol Stool Guide
jenkem
https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
Midwives
Groan Throne
Starfish
Brother in Bowels
Iguana Eater
Superior Bowels
rectal mirror
basketball
goulash
Spring Onion
Red Onion Class of 2006
Brown Splatter
boiled onion
Dave Johns
5am guy
stitches
pictures
leper
pariah
lumber truck
cinder block
doctor
IBS
forceps
give birth
dropping an M1 Abrams tank
Matilda
Bristol Stool Guide
jenkem
https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 08, 2019 01:02PM
Lexicon Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Other words you can search for using the
> translator
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
>
> Midwives
> Groan Throne
> Starfish
> Brother in Bowels
> Iguana Eater
> Superior Bowels
> rectal mirror
> basketball
> goulash
> Spring Onion
> Red Onion Class of 2006
> Brown Splatter
> boiled onion
> Dave Johns
> 5am guy
> stitches
> pictures
> leper
> pariah
> lumber truck
> cinder block
> doctor
> IBS
> forceps
> give birth
> dropping an M1 Abrams tank
> Matilda
> Bristol Stool Guide
> jenkem
>
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
Why am I not listed on there? I am one his trolls too, you fucking asshole.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Other words you can search for using the
> translator
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
>
> Midwives
> Groan Throne
> Starfish
> Brother in Bowels
> Iguana Eater
> Superior Bowels
> rectal mirror
> basketball
> goulash
> Spring Onion
> Red Onion Class of 2006
> Brown Splatter
> boiled onion
> Dave Johns
> 5am guy
> stitches
> pictures
> leper
> pariah
> lumber truck
> cinder block
> doctor
> IBS
> forceps
> give birth
> dropping an M1 Abrams tank
> Matilda
> Bristol Stool Guide
> jenkem
>
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
Why am I not listed on there? I am one his trolls too, you fucking asshole.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2019 01:03PM
It was nice to see my sister Matilda, her grown children, and the rugrats at First Watch for brunch. If it was up to me, as this restaurant’s beaners are surprisingly polite and non violent, I’d have them go to iguana eaters houses to teach manners. They are “b” team so they belong in kitchens and dishwashing rooms. There they won’t taint the dining experience.
Going to watch baseball. Am relieved some white people actually play this sport. Going to eat delicately, and not forget the world of shit my colon can deliver with or without notice.
Going to watch baseball. Am relieved some white people actually play this sport. Going to eat delicately, and not forget the world of shit my colon can deliver with or without notice.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2019 01:49PM
Dad and the obese neighbor are vaping and also they are going to some “pride” event. I’m not sure what this means.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Poopa
()
Date: June 08, 2019 02:04PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It was nice to see my sister Matilda, her grown
> children, and the rugrats at First Watch for
> brunch. If it was up to me, as this restaurant’s
> beaners are surprisingly polite and non violent,
> I’d have them go to iguana eaters houses to
> teach manners. They are “b” team so they
> belong in kitchens and dishwashing rooms. There
> they won’t taint the dining experience.
>
> Going to watch baseball. Am relieved some white
> people actually play this sport. Going to eat
> delicately, and not forget the world of shit my
> colon can deliver with or without notice.
Stupid
-------------------------------------------------------
> It was nice to see my sister Matilda, her grown
> children, and the rugrats at First Watch for
> brunch. If it was up to me, as this restaurant’s
> beaners are surprisingly polite and non violent,
> I’d have them go to iguana eaters houses to
> teach manners. They are “b” team so they
> belong in kitchens and dishwashing rooms. There
> they won’t taint the dining experience.
>
> Going to watch baseball. Am relieved some white
> people actually play this sport. Going to eat
> delicately, and not forget the world of shit my
> colon can deliver with or without notice.
Stupid
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 08, 2019 03:01PM
I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound was a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead of Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken for dinner. I can afford to make these food runs because I get a company car with my job, they even pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
derrick
()
Date: June 08, 2019 03:21PM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound was
> a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead of
> Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong
> chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in
> Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken
> for dinner. I can afford to make these food runs
> because I get a company car with my job, they even
> pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.
You also happen to be a stupid cunt who posts stupid shit.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound was
> a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead of
> Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong
> chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in
> Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken
> for dinner. I can afford to make these food runs
> because I get a company car with my job, they even
> pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.
You also happen to be a stupid cunt who posts stupid shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 08, 2019 06:00PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It was nice to see my sister Matilda, her grown
> children, and the rugrats at First Watch for
> brunch. If it was up to me, as this restaurant’s
> beaners are surprisingly polite and non violent,
> I’d have them go to iguana eaters houses to
> teach manners. They are “b” team so they
> belong in kitchens and dishwashing rooms. There
> they won’t taint the dining experience.
>
> Going to watch baseball. Am relieved some white
> people actually play this sport. Going to eat
> delicately, and not forget the world of shit my
> colon can deliver with or without notice.
Good luck Mr. Brown. I wish your bowels all the best and will say a prayer for you and your bowels.
-------------------------------------------------------
> It was nice to see my sister Matilda, her grown
> children, and the rugrats at First Watch for
> brunch. If it was up to me, as this restaurant’s
> beaners are surprisingly polite and non violent,
> I’d have them go to iguana eaters houses to
> teach manners. They are “b” team so they
> belong in kitchens and dishwashing rooms. There
> they won’t taint the dining experience.
>
> Going to watch baseball. Am relieved some white
> people actually play this sport. Going to eat
> delicately, and not forget the world of shit my
> colon can deliver with or without notice.
Good luck Mr. Brown. I wish your bowels all the best and will say a prayer for you and your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2019 07:11PM
Fried chicken, Mac and cheese with beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
gkwtt
()
Date: June 08, 2019 07:31PM
derrick Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound
> was
> > a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead
> of
> > Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong
> > chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in
> > Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken
> > for dinner. I can afford to make these food
> runs
> > because I get a company car with my job, they
> even
> > pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.
>
> You also happen to be a stupid cunt who posts
> stupid shit.
agreed. Fucking dipshit thinks he is creative and funny. Too bad he is a common bore.
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound
> was
> > a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead
> of
> > Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong
> > chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in
> > Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken
> > for dinner. I can afford to make these food
> runs
> > because I get a company car with my job, they
> even
> > pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.
>
> You also happen to be a stupid cunt who posts
> stupid shit.
agreed. Fucking dipshit thinks he is creative and funny. Too bad he is a common bore.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 08, 2019 09:23PM
Ate at Denny’s. My poor bowels. What was I thinking?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2019 09:51PM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound was
> a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead of
> Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong
> chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in
> Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken
> for dinner. I can afford to make these food runs
> because I get a company car with my job, they even
> pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.
I am concerned for your bowels, and was wondering, not pushing but if you could ease a bit back on them food wise your colon might be grateful. Right now these foods have turned your colon into a windsock in Chicago. It’s getting beaten up non stop.
Just pulled in and getting ready for sleep. The white Buick is drenched in blood. Clean ups done right!
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound was
> a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead of
> Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong
> chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in
> Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken
> for dinner. I can afford to make these food runs
> because I get a company car with my job, they even
> pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.
I am concerned for your bowels, and was wondering, not pushing but if you could ease a bit back on them food wise your colon might be grateful. Right now these foods have turned your colon into a windsock in Chicago. It’s getting beaten up non stop.
Just pulled in and getting ready for sleep. The white Buick is drenched in blood. Clean ups done right!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Klansman Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2019 10:07PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound
> was
> > a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead
> of
> > Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong
> > chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in
> > Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken
> > for dinner. I can afford to make these food
> runs
> > because I get a company car with my job, they
> even
> > pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.
>
>
> I am concerned for your bowels, and was wondering,
> not pushing but if you could ease a bit back on
> them food wise your colon might be grateful. Right
> now these foods have turned your colon into a
> windsock in Chicago. It’s getting beaten up non
> stop.
>
> Just pulled in and getting ready for sleep. The
> white Buick is drenched in blood. Clean ups done
> right!
A disgusting bigot.
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound
> was
> > a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead
> of
> > Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong
> > chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in
> > Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken
> > for dinner. I can afford to make these food
> runs
> > because I get a company car with my job, they
> even
> > pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.
>
>
> I am concerned for your bowels, and was wondering,
> not pushing but if you could ease a bit back on
> them food wise your colon might be grateful. Right
> now these foods have turned your colon into a
> windsock in Chicago. It’s getting beaten up non
> stop.
>
> Just pulled in and getting ready for sleep. The
> white Buick is drenched in blood. Clean ups done
> right!
A disgusting bigot.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Translator
()
Date: June 08, 2019 11:04PM
Miscavage. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Lexicon Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Other words you can search for using the
> > translator
> >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> >
> > Midwives
> > Groan Throne
> > Starfish
> > Brother in Bowels = Gay scat-eating partner
> > Iguana Eater
> > Superior Bowels
> > rectal mirror
> > basketball
> > goulash = sexually exciting diarrhea
> > Spring Onion
> > Red Onion Class of 2006 Felon sexual scat fetish partner
> > Brown Splatter
> > boiled onion
> > Dave Johns
> > 5am guy
> > stitches
> > pictures
> > leper
> > pariah
> > lumber truck
> > cinder block
> > doctor
> > IBS
> > forceps
> > give birth
> > dropping an M1 Abrams tank
> > Matilda
> > Bristol Stool Guide
> > jenkem
> >
> >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
>
>
> Why am I not listed on there? I am one his trolls
> too, you fucking asshole.
lol
https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
-------------------------------------------------------
> Lexicon Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Other words you can search for using the
> > translator
> >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> >
> > Midwives
> > Groan Throne
> > Starfish
> > Brother in Bowels = Gay scat-eating partner
> > Iguana Eater
> > Superior Bowels
> > rectal mirror
> > basketball
> > goulash = sexually exciting diarrhea
> > Spring Onion
> > Red Onion Class of 2006 Felon sexual scat fetish partner
> > Brown Splatter
> > boiled onion
> > Dave Johns
> > 5am guy
> > stitches
> > pictures
> > leper
> > pariah
> > lumber truck
> > cinder block
> > doctor
> > IBS
> > forceps
> > give birth
> > dropping an M1 Abrams tank
> > Matilda
> > Bristol Stool Guide
> > jenkem
> >
> >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
>
>
> Why am I not listed on there? I am one his trolls
> too, you fucking asshole.
lol
https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Corky Thatcher
()
Date: June 09, 2019 02:35AM
I made a big poopy! It clogged toilet. Very proud of my big poopy. Yum.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 09, 2019 07:15AM
Looks like it is time to go to Manassas for breakfast at Golden Corral. My bowels start to shake when I walk in the front door of that place.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Egos For
()
Date: June 09, 2019 08:29AM
Translator Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lexicon Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Other words you can search for using the
> > > translator
> > >
> > >
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> > >
> > > Midwives
> > > Groan Throne
> > > Starfish
> > > Brother in Bowels = Gay scat-eating
> partner
> > > Iguana Eater
> > > Superior Bowels
> > > rectal mirror
> > > basketball
> > > goulash = sexually exciting diarrhea
> > > Spring Onion
> > > Red Onion Class of 2006 Felon sexual scat
> fetish partner
> > > Brown Splatter
> > > boiled onion
> > > Dave Johns
> > > 5am guy
> > > stitches
> > > pictures
> > > leper
> > > pariah
> > > lumber truck
> > > cinder block
> > > doctor
> > > IBS
> > > forceps
> > > give birth
> > > dropping an M1 Abrams tank
> > > Matilda
> > > Bristol Stool Guide
> > > jenkem
> > >
> > >
> > >
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> >
> >
> > Why am I not listed on there? I am one his
> trolls
> > too, you fucking asshole.
>
>
> lol
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
I love your translation application. How did you do that? Hilarious!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lexicon Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Other words you can search for using the
> > > translator
> > >
> > >
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> > >
> > > Midwives
> > > Groan Throne
> > > Starfish
> > > Brother in Bowels = Gay scat-eating
> partner
> > > Iguana Eater
> > > Superior Bowels
> > > rectal mirror
> > > basketball
> > > goulash = sexually exciting diarrhea
> > > Spring Onion
> > > Red Onion Class of 2006 Felon sexual scat
> fetish partner
> > > Brown Splatter
> > > boiled onion
> > > Dave Johns
> > > 5am guy
> > > stitches
> > > pictures
> > > leper
> > > pariah
> > > lumber truck
> > > cinder block
> > > doctor
> > > IBS
> > > forceps
> > > give birth
> > > dropping an M1 Abrams tank
> > > Matilda
> > > Bristol Stool Guide
> > > jenkem
> > >
> > >
> > >
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> >
> >
> > Why am I not listed on there? I am one his
> trolls
> > too, you fucking asshole.
>
>
> lol
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
I love your translation application. How did you do that? Hilarious!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BrownOnion
()
Date: June 09, 2019 08:36AM
Corky Thatcher Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I made a big poopy! It clogged toilet. Very proud
> of my big poopy. Yum.
Corkey, thanks for sharing your health experience with the rest of us. Those with superior bowels may mock you but I understand that good hygiene requires a stalwart attention to one's poopy especially when it causes toilet overflow. This is an important health discussion thread and contributions like yours are vital in normalizing poopy-ka ka health issues. How is your pee pee?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I made a big poopy! It clogged toilet. Very proud
> of my big poopy. Yum.
Corkey, thanks for sharing your health experience with the rest of us. Those with superior bowels may mock you but I understand that good hygiene requires a stalwart attention to one's poopy especially when it causes toilet overflow. This is an important health discussion thread and contributions like yours are vital in normalizing poopy-ka ka health issues. How is your pee pee?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
posty
()
Date: June 09, 2019 08:40AM
Egos For Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Translator Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Lexicon Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Other words you can search for using the
> > > > translator
> > > >
> > > >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> > > >
> > > > Midwives
> > > > Groan Throne
> > > > Starfish
> > > > Brother in Bowels = Gay scat-eating
> > partner
> > > > Iguana Eater
> > > > Superior Bowels
> > > > rectal mirror = Scat fetish paraphernalia
> > > > basketball
> > > > goulash = sexually exciting diarrhea
> > > > Spring Onion
> > > > Red Onion Class of 2006 Felon sexual
> scat
> > fetish partner
> > > > Brown Splatter
> > > > boiled onion
> > > > Dave Johns
> > > > 5am guy
> > > > stitches
> > > > pictures
> > > > leper
> > > > pariah
> > > > lumber truck
> > > > cinder block
> > > > doctor
> > > > IBS
> > > > forceps
> > > > give birth
> > > > dropping an M1 Abrams tank
> > > > Matilda
> > > > Bristol Stool Guide
> > > > jenkem
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> > >
> > >
> > > Why am I not listed on there? I am one his
> > trolls
> > > too, you fucking asshole.
> >
> >
> > lol
> >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
>
> I love your translation application. How did you
> do that? Hilarious!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Translator Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Lexicon Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Other words you can search for using the
> > > > translator
> > > >
> > > >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> > > >
> > > > Midwives
> > > > Groan Throne
> > > > Starfish
> > > > Brother in Bowels = Gay scat-eating
> > partner
> > > > Iguana Eater
> > > > Superior Bowels
> > > > rectal mirror = Scat fetish paraphernalia
> > > > basketball
> > > > goulash = sexually exciting diarrhea
> > > > Spring Onion
> > > > Red Onion Class of 2006 Felon sexual
> scat
> > fetish partner
> > > > Brown Splatter
> > > > boiled onion
> > > > Dave Johns
> > > > 5am guy
> > > > stitches
> > > > pictures
> > > > leper
> > > > pariah
> > > > lumber truck
> > > > cinder block
> > > > doctor
> > > > IBS
> > > > forceps
> > > > give birth
> > > > dropping an M1 Abrams tank
> > > > Matilda
> > > > Bristol Stool Guide
> > > > jenkem
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> > >
> > >
> > > Why am I not listed on there? I am one his
> > trolls
> > > too, you fucking asshole.
> >
> >
> > lol
> >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
>
> I love your translation application. How did you
> do that? Hilarious!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Rectal Mirror
()
Date: June 09, 2019 08:42AM
rectal mirror------
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 09, 2019 08:50AM
So much for going to church as I cannot go in like that, totally unfair to others and myself. It’s a shame that this is such a life changing illness, but maybe next Sunday will be better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 09, 2019 11:02AM
My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come out of the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want to give dad the card and granola bars. There’s all kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe they are pretending to be dinosaurs again.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Calendar Onion
()
Date: June 09, 2019 11:43AM
Spring Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come out of
> the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want to
> give dad the card and granola bars. There’s all
> kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe they
> are pretending to be dinosaurs again.
no, its not Fathers day idiot.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come out of
> the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want to
> give dad the card and granola bars. There’s all
> kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe they
> are pretending to be dinosaurs again.
no, its not Fathers day idiot.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Pastor Onion
()
Date: June 09, 2019 11:45AM
Splatter Humphries Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So much for going to church as I cannot go in like
> that, totally unfair to others and myself. It’s
> a shame that this is such a life changing illness,
> but maybe next Sunday will be better.
'unfair' - its God's Will you shit yourself. Its His plan for you. Its what He determined you deserve. Praise be...
-------------------------------------------------------
> So much for going to church as I cannot go in like
> that, totally unfair to others and myself. It’s
> a shame that this is such a life changing illness,
> but maybe next Sunday will be better.
'unfair' - its God's Will you shit yourself. Its His plan for you. Its what He determined you deserve. Praise be...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jeezus f Christ.
()
Date: June 09, 2019 12:12PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come out of
> the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want to
> give dad the card and granola bars. There’s all
> kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe they
> are pretending to be dinosaurs again.
Brown Onion, it is not father’s day, you fucking moron. Quit trying to troll as Spring Onion. Much more talented trolls have taken over the spring onion character monologue and actually made him entertaining. You simply ruin it with your stupidity.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come out of
> the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want to
> give dad the card and granola bars. There’s all
> kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe they
> are pretending to be dinosaurs again.
Brown Onion, it is not father’s day, you fucking moron. Quit trying to troll as Spring Onion. Much more talented trolls have taken over the spring onion character monologue and actually made him entertaining. You simply ruin it with your stupidity.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sushi Eating Onion
()
Date: June 09, 2019 12:34PM
Jeezus f Christ. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come out
> of
> > the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want
> to
> > give dad the card and granola bars. There’s
> all
> > kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe
> they
> > are pretending to be dinosaurs again.
>
>
> Brown Onion, it is not father’s day, you fucking
> moron. Quit trying to troll as Spring Onion. Much
> more talented trolls have taken over the spring
> onion character monologue and actually made him
> entertaining. You simply ruin it with your
> stupidity.
Agreed - no one less creative or more boring than Brown Onion. 'rectal mirror' teee heee. Jesus.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come out
> of
> > the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want
> to
> > give dad the card and granola bars. There’s
> all
> > kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe
> they
> > are pretending to be dinosaurs again.
>
>
> Brown Onion, it is not father’s day, you fucking
> moron. Quit trying to troll as Spring Onion. Much
> more talented trolls have taken over the spring
> onion character monologue and actually made him
> entertaining. You simply ruin it with your
> stupidity.
Agreed - no one less creative or more boring than Brown Onion. 'rectal mirror' teee heee. Jesus.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sour grapes onion
()
Date: June 09, 2019 12:42PM
Sushi Eating Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Jeezus f Christ. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spring Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come
> out
> > of
> > > the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want
> > to
> > > give dad the card and granola bars. There’s
> > all
> > > kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe
> > they
> > > are pretending to be dinosaurs again.
> >
> >
> > Brown Onion, it is not father’s day, you
> fucking
> > moron. Quit trying to troll as Spring Onion.
> Much
> > more talented trolls have taken over the spring
> > onion character monologue and actually made him
> > entertaining. You simply ruin it with your
> > stupidity.
>
> Agreed - no one less creative or more boring than
> Brown Onion. 'rectal mirror' teee heee. Jesus.
Yet you read each and every one of his posts. Sure okay whatever.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Jeezus f Christ. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spring Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come
> out
> > of
> > > the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want
> > to
> > > give dad the card and granola bars. There’s
> > all
> > > kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe
> > they
> > > are pretending to be dinosaurs again.
> >
> >
> > Brown Onion, it is not father’s day, you
> fucking
> > moron. Quit trying to troll as Spring Onion.
> Much
> > more talented trolls have taken over the spring
> > onion character monologue and actually made him
> > entertaining. You simply ruin it with your
> > stupidity.
>
> Agreed - no one less creative or more boring than
> Brown Onion. 'rectal mirror' teee heee. Jesus.
Yet you read each and every one of his posts. Sure okay whatever.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
John Stilton III
()
Date: June 09, 2019 01:17PM
I eat well and exercise. I maintain a healthy weight. I rarely eat meat - never pork or beef or lamb. I get constipated after general anesthesia but other than that never ever. I get loose stools once maybe twice a year at most. The rest of the time going to the toilet is a quick efficient process taking at most 10 minutes out of any given day - usually half that.
I am guessing all the crying going on her is due to people being fat-asses who never work out and live to complain about shitting. Well you are in a hell of your own making and so richly deserved.
I am guessing all the crying going on her is due to people being fat-asses who never work out and live to complain about shitting. Well you are in a hell of your own making and so richly deserved.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion.
()
Date: June 09, 2019 02:23PM
John Stilton III Wrote:
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> I eat well and exercise. I maintain a healthy
> weight. I rarely eat meat - never pork or beef or
> lamb. I get constipated after general anesthesia
> but other than that never ever. I get loose
> stools once maybe twice a year at most. The rest
> of the time going to the toilet is a quick
> efficient process taking at most 10 minutes out of
> any given day - usually half that.
>
> I am guessing all the crying going on her is due
> to people being fat-asses who never work out and
> live to complain about shitting. Well you are in
> a hell of your own making and so richly deserved.
Have you ever experienced the exhilaration of eating feces straight from another man's asshole?
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> I eat well and exercise. I maintain a healthy
> weight. I rarely eat meat - never pork or beef or
> lamb. I get constipated after general anesthesia
> but other than that never ever. I get loose
> stools once maybe twice a year at most. The rest
> of the time going to the toilet is a quick
> efficient process taking at most 10 minutes out of
> any given day - usually half that.
>
> I am guessing all the crying going on her is due
> to people being fat-asses who never work out and
> live to complain about shitting. Well you are in
> a hell of your own making and so richly deserved.
Have you ever experienced the exhilaration of eating feces straight from another man's asshole?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 09, 2019 06:04PM
I really don't like the negative behaviors towards, quite a few of us whom happen to be older. Its probably because your generation doesn't go to church, or having been brought up by television instead of a normal family, but a bit of respect would be beneficial to all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 09, 2019 07:04PM
Dad and the obese neighbor, are talking about something called breeding. I'm not sure what kind of animals they are considering, but daddy and the man talk about doggies a lot. I'm not sure what to do with all of this, as I like keeping the house clean, and not allowing soiled newspapers around raising puppies.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: June 09, 2019 07:06PM
You are all a bunch of faggot sissies! Shut the fuck up!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 09, 2019 08:21PM
I so wish I could have the bowels of Trump or Biden. Theirs are the gold plate edition. You know for a fact, that these two never have to take long times on the groan throne, or have midwives attend their every need. Instead they just sit on their groan thrones, Trump's probably is golden, and take a wonderful #2 #4. It must be a tremendous feeling. Often I wonder what it would be like to just pinch a loaf, and be greeted by throngs of white people with my name on signs they hold up. Its a dream, but its a good one.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brownmanderer
()
Date: June 09, 2019 10:22PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I so wish I could have the bowels of Trump or
> Biden. Theirs are the gold plate edition. You know
> for a fact, that these two never have to take long
> times on the groan throne, or have midwives attend
> their every need. Instead they just sit on their
> groan thrones, Trump's probably is golden, and
> take a wonderful #2 #4. It must be a tremendous
> feeling. Often I wonder what it would be like to
> just pinch a loaf, and be greeted by throngs of
> white people with my name on signs they hold up.
> Its a dream, but its a good one.
Fuck off, Gerry.
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> I so wish I could have the bowels of Trump or
> Biden. Theirs are the gold plate edition. You know
> for a fact, that these two never have to take long
> times on the groan throne, or have midwives attend
> their every need. Instead they just sit on their
> groan thrones, Trump's probably is golden, and
> take a wonderful #2 #4. It must be a tremendous
> feeling. Often I wonder what it would be like to
> just pinch a loaf, and be greeted by throngs of
> white people with my name on signs they hold up.
> Its a dream, but its a good one.
Fuck off, Gerry.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: June 10, 2019 05:01AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy just had a session in the mens room that was quite the experience. 5am guy now will be starting his weekend just as the rest of the world is starting their work week. 5am guy takes the dumps while the city sleeps!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 10, 2019 06:11AM
Pancakes and bacon. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 08:11AM
A black man in a suit? Defendant.
A black man is asked why he’s wearing a suit. “In court gotta look impotent .”
Off to First Watch. Hoping white people are working as I drink orange juice and read the lies in the newspaper.
A black man is asked why he’s wearing a suit. “In court gotta look impotent .”
Off to First Watch. Hoping white people are working as I drink orange juice and read the lies in the newspaper.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 10, 2019 08:41AM
I am glad to be at home. Got a rude awakening and already am sleep deprived.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sly W
()
Date: June 10, 2019 10:03AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A black man in a suit? Defendant.
>
> A black man is asked why he’s wearing a suit.
> “In court gotta look impotent .”
>
> Off to First Watch. Hoping white people are
> working as I drink orange juice and read the lies
> in the newspaper.
I’m black, and I wear a suit to work every day. How about we meet up, so you can say that shit to my face, racist motherfucker.
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> A black man in a suit? Defendant.
>
> A black man is asked why he’s wearing a suit.
> “In court gotta look impotent .”
>
> Off to First Watch. Hoping white people are
> working as I drink orange juice and read the lies
> in the newspaper.
I’m black, and I wear a suit to work every day. How about we meet up, so you can say that shit to my face, racist motherfucker.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 11:12AM
Sly W Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A black man in a suit? Defendant.
> >
> > A black man is asked why he’s wearing a suit.
> > “In court gotta look impotent .”
> >
> > Off to First Watch. Hoping white people are
> > working as I drink orange juice and read the
> lies
> > in the newspaper.
>
> I’m black, and I wear a suit to work every day.
> How about we meet up, so you can say that shit to
> my face, racist motherfucker.
How are your bowels?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A black man in a suit? Defendant.
> >
> > A black man is asked why he’s wearing a suit.
> > “In court gotta look impotent .”
> >
> > Off to First Watch. Hoping white people are
> > working as I drink orange juice and read the
> lies
> > in the newspaper.
>
> I’m black, and I wear a suit to work every day.
> How about we meet up, so you can say that shit to
> my face, racist motherfucker.
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
IRL Check Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 11:34AM
Sly W Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A black man in a suit? Defendant.
> >
> > A black man is asked why he’s wearing a suit.
> > “In court gotta look impotent .”
> >
> > Off to First Watch. Hoping white people are
> > working as I drink orange juice and read the
> lies
> > in the newspaper.
>
> I’m black, and I wear a suit to work every day.
> How about we meet up, so you can say that shit to
> my face, racist motherfucker.
Sorry, these internet tough guys would wet their pants if they had to ask a stranger for directions irl. So, confronting you with their cowardly online racism would never, ever happen. Its nice to imagine them doing it but they never would. Brown Onion in particular is a freak who plays with his own feces and pretends he is having a baby when he uses the toilet. Just be glad you dont have to be him.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A black man in a suit? Defendant.
> >
> > A black man is asked why he’s wearing a suit.
> > “In court gotta look impotent .”
> >
> > Off to First Watch. Hoping white people are
> > working as I drink orange juice and read the
> lies
> > in the newspaper.
>
> I’m black, and I wear a suit to work every day.
> How about we meet up, so you can say that shit to
> my face, racist motherfucker.
Sorry, these internet tough guys would wet their pants if they had to ask a stranger for directions irl. So, confronting you with their cowardly online racism would never, ever happen. Its nice to imagine them doing it but they never would. Brown Onion in particular is a freak who plays with his own feces and pretends he is having a baby when he uses the toilet. Just be glad you dont have to be him.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 11:42AM
Dad bought me a new computer. Maybe the jenkum business is okay after all. With the computer I can download all kinds of healthy treat ideas!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bowel-Buddy Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 11:48AM
Bowel-Buddy Onion Wrote:
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> My bowel-friend is in the living room finishing a
> huge dinner (after a bigger breakfast and lunch).
> He says he has been a good boy and hasnt used the
> bathroom since yesterday morning and he's about to
> burst. Ive worked so hard to make everything
> right, candles, music, fans and I even got the 3
> mil drop cloth in a bold blue color. What he
> doesnt know is ive left nothing to chance and
> slipped half a package of Ex-Lax in his chocolate
> mouse.
>
> Im so excited my boner is about to rip a hole in
> my pants.
Too much Ex-Lax. My lover and Best Bowel-Friend spread his dirt far and wide like a proud male hippo marking a watering hole - the 6 x 12 blue drop cloth barely caught half of the delicious mess. Now Im looking at a $900 cleaning bill from my upholsterer (to whom I had to tell a tall tale about a house guests' sick Irish Wolf Hound). I dont think he bought it.
Next time Ill go with something milder. This is what its like to have IBS.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My bowel-friend is in the living room finishing a
> huge dinner (after a bigger breakfast and lunch).
> He says he has been a good boy and hasnt used the
> bathroom since yesterday morning and he's about to
> burst. Ive worked so hard to make everything
> right, candles, music, fans and I even got the 3
> mil drop cloth in a bold blue color. What he
> doesnt know is ive left nothing to chance and
> slipped half a package of Ex-Lax in his chocolate
> mouse.
>
> Im so excited my boner is about to rip a hole in
> my pants.
Too much Ex-Lax. My lover and Best Bowel-Friend spread his dirt far and wide like a proud male hippo marking a watering hole - the 6 x 12 blue drop cloth barely caught half of the delicious mess. Now Im looking at a $900 cleaning bill from my upholsterer (to whom I had to tell a tall tale about a house guests' sick Irish Wolf Hound). I dont think he bought it.
Next time Ill go with something milder. This is what its like to have IBS.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 01:09PM
I just had three baloney and cheese sandwiches and a big bag of utz chips for lunch. This is a good test for my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Soiled Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 02:03PM
You constipated guys ever have your shit pushed in?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Poo Pourri?
()
Date: June 10, 2019 02:04PM
Work in a small office with a single, shared toilet. My bowels drop
all kinds on the spectrum and always embarrassed by lingering stink.
Anyone tried Poo Pourri product and does it work? Don't care so much
about the male coworkers for blowing up the shared bathroom. Wishing
to make it invisible or at least less noticeable to the ladies.
Need a solution to permit healthy release instead of holding until home.
all kinds on the spectrum and always embarrassed by lingering stink.
Anyone tried Poo Pourri product and does it work? Don't care so much
about the male coworkers for blowing up the shared bathroom. Wishing
to make it invisible or at least less noticeable to the ladies.
Need a solution to permit healthy release instead of holding until home.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: June 10, 2019 02:08PM
"Just My Imagination"
by Jhonny Bravo
Each day on my groan throne
I feel my turds passing by
I say to myself
You're such a lucky guy
To have bowels like that
Is truly a dream come true
Out of all the bowels in the world
these belong to you
But it was just my imagination (once again)
Runnin' away with me
Seems it was just my imagination
Runnin' away with me
Soon I'll be finished pooping
And spend time with my family, oh yeah
Have a cozy little house in the country
Take two dumps every day, maybe even three
I tell you I can visualize it all
This couldn't be a dream, for all too real it all seems
But it was just my imagination (once again)
Runnin' away with me
Seems it was just my imagination
Runnin' away with me
Every night on my knees I pray
Dear Lord hear my plea
Don't let my bowels go awry
For I would surely die
My bowels are so heavenly
When my bowels exit me I hear a tender rhapsody
But in reality, it doesn't go that way for me
'Cause it was just my imagination (once again)
Runnin' away with me
Seems it was just my imagination
Runnin' away with me
by Jhonny Bravo
Each day on my groan throne
I feel my turds passing by
I say to myself
You're such a lucky guy
To have bowels like that
Is truly a dream come true
Out of all the bowels in the world
these belong to you
But it was just my imagination (once again)
Runnin' away with me
Seems it was just my imagination
Runnin' away with me
Soon I'll be finished pooping
And spend time with my family, oh yeah
Have a cozy little house in the country
Take two dumps every day, maybe even three
I tell you I can visualize it all
This couldn't be a dream, for all too real it all seems
But it was just my imagination (once again)
Runnin' away with me
Seems it was just my imagination
Runnin' away with me
Every night on my knees I pray
Dear Lord hear my plea
Don't let my bowels go awry
For I would surely die
My bowels are so heavenly
When my bowels exit me I hear a tender rhapsody
But in reality, it doesn't go that way for me
'Cause it was just my imagination (once again)
Runnin' away with me
Seems it was just my imagination
Runnin' away with me
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 03:13PM
jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> "Just My Imagination"
>
> by Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
> Each day on my groan throne
> I feel my turds passing by
> I say to myself
> You're such a lucky guy
> To have bowels like that
> Is truly a dream come true
> Out of all the bowels in the world
> these belong to you
>
> But it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
>
> Soon I'll be finished pooping
> And spend time with my family, oh yeah
> Have a cozy little house in the country
> Take two dumps every day, maybe even three
> I tell you I can visualize it all
> This couldn't be a dream, for all too real it all
> seems
>
> But it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
>
> Every night on my knees I pray
> Dear Lord hear my plea
> Don't let my bowels go awry
> For I would surely die
> My bowels are so heavenly
> When my bowels exit me I hear a tender rhapsody
> But in reality, it doesn't go that way for me
>
> 'Cause it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
Best one yet Mr Bravo. Well done!
-------------------------------------------------------
> "Just My Imagination"
>
> by Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
> Each day on my groan throne
> I feel my turds passing by
> I say to myself
> You're such a lucky guy
> To have bowels like that
> Is truly a dream come true
> Out of all the bowels in the world
> these belong to you
>
> But it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
>
> Soon I'll be finished pooping
> And spend time with my family, oh yeah
> Have a cozy little house in the country
> Take two dumps every day, maybe even three
> I tell you I can visualize it all
> This couldn't be a dream, for all too real it all
> seems
>
> But it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
>
> Every night on my knees I pray
> Dear Lord hear my plea
> Don't let my bowels go awry
> For I would surely die
> My bowels are so heavenly
> When my bowels exit me I hear a tender rhapsody
> But in reality, it doesn't go that way for me
>
> 'Cause it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
Best one yet Mr Bravo. Well done!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 04:35PM
After those 3 baloney sandwiches for lunch I am still pretty full. On the way home I will just roll through the Wendy's drive thru and get a triple with cheese meal and a large chili. My bowels get a break tonite.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bedazzled Plug Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 04:44PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gross!!!!!
()
Date: June 10, 2019 04:55PM
To the troll with the shit pics enough. We all get it. You’re mentally ill. Take that to somewhere else.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Scant Mention of IBS Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 04:59PM
This is a thread about bowels; some like to write fantasies about pretending bowel movements are childbirth requiring 'midwives,' some of us like to document healthy bowel function vis-a-vis graphic representations. This is what its like to be cursed with IBS...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
kje0
()
Date: June 10, 2019 06:45PM
Eat well, low meat diet plenty of exercise and a healthy weight and you can have movements as beautiful as that masked young lady.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 07:13PM
Dad and the Obese Neighbor are in the coy pond putting the poor fish in their underwear . My dad has a taser and the neighbor looks nervous. My uncle Sigmond is visiting from Kentucky saw the jenkum, misunderstood, thought it was moonshine and drank half a jar. Now Unkie Siggie is vomiting violently in the pantry. Mom and Grandma are thinking about calling 911.
Im heading to my room for dinner - Im having Raw Zucchini "Sushi" Rolls, Raw Avocado Fries with Spicy Pumpkin Seed Cheese.
Im heading to my room for dinner - Im having Raw Zucchini "Sushi" Rolls, Raw Avocado Fries with Spicy Pumpkin Seed Cheese.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 10, 2019 07:31PM
Scant Mention of IBS Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This is a thread about bowels; some like to write
> fantasies about pretending bowel movements are
> childbirth requiring 'midwives,' some of us like
> to document healthy bowel function vis-a-vis
> graphic representations. This is what its like to
> be cursed with IBS...
Look at the AMA it is a real disease/affliction asshole.
OCD/psychopath posting of bodily functions are too. I’m sure your sorry ass can find a better site for people with your illness.
-------------------------------------------------------
> This is a thread about bowels; some like to write
> fantasies about pretending bowel movements are
> childbirth requiring 'midwives,' some of us like
> to document healthy bowel function vis-a-vis
> graphic representations. This is what its like to
> be cursed with IBS...
Look at the AMA it is a real disease/affliction asshole.
OCD/psychopath posting of bodily functions are too. I’m sure your sorry ass can find a better site for people with your illness.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: June 10, 2019 07:46PM
Miscavage. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Scant Mention of IBS Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is a thread about bowels; some like to
> write
> > fantasies about pretending bowel movements are
> > childbirth requiring 'midwives,' some of us
> like
> > to document healthy bowel function vis-a-vis
> > graphic representations. This is what its like
> to
> > be cursed with IBS...
>
>
> Look at the AMA it is a real disease/affliction
> asshole.
>
> OCD/psychopath posting of bodily functions are
> too. I’m sure your sorry ass can find a better
> site for people with your illness.
Fuck you, loser. Eat a dick.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Scant Mention of IBS Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is a thread about bowels; some like to
> write
> > fantasies about pretending bowel movements are
> > childbirth requiring 'midwives,' some of us
> like
> > to document healthy bowel function vis-a-vis
> > graphic representations. This is what its like
> to
> > be cursed with IBS...
>
>
> Look at the AMA it is a real disease/affliction
> asshole.
>
> OCD/psychopath posting of bodily functions are
> too. I’m sure your sorry ass can find a better
> site for people with your illness.
Fuck you, loser. Eat a dick.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Illness Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 09:54PM
Miscavage. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Scant Mention of IBS Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is a thread about bowels; some like to
> write
> > fantasies about pretending bowel movements are
> > childbirth requiring 'midwives,' some of us
> like
> > to document healthy bowel function vis-a-vis
> > graphic representations. This is what its like
> to
> > be cursed with IBS...
>
>
> Look at the AMA it is a real disease/affliction
> asshole.
>
> OCD/psychopath posting of bodily functions are
> too. I’m sure your sorry ass can find a better
> site for people with your illness.
Which illness is the one where you pretend over and over and over that having your bowel movements is 'giving birth' with the help of 'midwives' and rectal mirrors? Which illness is that one?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Scant Mention of IBS Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is a thread about bowels; some like to
> write
> > fantasies about pretending bowel movements are
> > childbirth requiring 'midwives,' some of us
> like
> > to document healthy bowel function vis-a-vis
> > graphic representations. This is what its like
> to
> > be cursed with IBS...
>
>
> Look at the AMA it is a real disease/affliction
> asshole.
>
> OCD/psychopath posting of bodily functions are
> too. I’m sure your sorry ass can find a better
> site for people with your illness.
Which illness is the one where you pretend over and over and over that having your bowel movements is 'giving birth' with the help of 'midwives' and rectal mirrors? Which illness is that one?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Kim K Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2019 10:17PM
Imagine what these bowels are capable of!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 10, 2019 10:23PM
Kim K Onion Wrote:
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> Imagine what these bowels are capable
> of!!!
I would love to chomp on a shit log fresh from her ass! MMMMMM!
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> Imagine what these bowels are capable
> of!!!
I would love to chomp on a shit log fresh from her ass! MMMMMM!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
peekza.
()
Date: June 11, 2019 03:38AM
How are Mike O’Meara’s bowels? I bet they’re wonderful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mother lode!
()
Date: June 11, 2019 03:42AM
Kim K Onion Wrote:
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> Imagine what these bowels are capable
> of!!!
Or what they’ve taken over the years
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> Imagine what these bowels are capable
> of!!!
Or what they’ve taken over the years
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: June 11, 2019 04:50AM
Gross!!!!! Wrote:
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> To the troll with the shit pics enough. We all get
> it. You’re mentally ill. Take that to somewhere
> else.
5am guy checking in here. Everyone on this thread sets their browser for image block so we never see the pictures. 5am guy suggests that you do the same.
-------------------------------------------------------
> To the troll with the shit pics enough. We all get
> it. You’re mentally ill. Take that to somewhere
> else.
5am guy checking in here. Everyone on this thread sets their browser for image block so we never see the pictures. 5am guy suggests that you do the same.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Strawberry chocolate jubilee guy
()
Date: June 11, 2019 05:09AM
My 2nd post in this thread, this thread should be for the real old people with real bowel issues. Not these kids.
You guys don’t know shit, when you take a shit and you look in the toilet and it looks like strawberry chocolate jubilee then you can talk
You guys don’t know shit, when you take a shit and you look in the toilet and it looks like strawberry chocolate jubilee then you can talk
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 05:28AM
Strawberry chocolate jubilee guy Wrote:
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> My 2nd post in this thread, this thread should be
> for the real old people with real bowel issues.
> Not these kids.
> You guys don’t know shit, when you take a shit
> and you look in the toilet and it looks like
> strawberry chocolate jubilee then you can talk
What on earth are you speaking of? "Strawberry Chocolate Jubilee." Speak english please. Am up this morning, and as you may have guessed awaiting the next cruel and unusual delivery. Its been an early start, but I hope to at least get a breakfast and coffee in prior to the midwives rolling in,and the day literally being shitty.
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> My 2nd post in this thread, this thread should be
> for the real old people with real bowel issues.
> Not these kids.
> You guys don’t know shit, when you take a shit
> and you look in the toilet and it looks like
> strawberry chocolate jubilee then you can talk
What on earth are you speaking of? "Strawberry Chocolate Jubilee." Speak english please. Am up this morning, and as you may have guessed awaiting the next cruel and unusual delivery. Its been an early start, but I hope to at least get a breakfast and coffee in prior to the midwives rolling in,and the day literally being shitty.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Snnds
()
Date: June 11, 2019 05:36AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Strawberry chocolate jubilee guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My 2nd post in this thread, this thread should
> be
> > for the real old people with real bowel issues.
>
> > Not these kids.
> > You guys don’t know shit, when you take a
> shit
> > and you look in the toilet and it looks like
> > strawberry chocolate jubilee then you can talk
>
>
> What on earth are you speaking of? "Strawberry
> Chocolate Jubilee." Speak english please. Am up
> this morning, and as you may have guessed awaiting
> the next cruel and unusual delivery. Its been an
> early start, but I hope to at least get a
> breakfast and coffee in prior to the midwives
> rolling in,and the day literally being shitty.
See how can you be the host of the bowels thread if you don’t even know what strawberry chocolate jubilee is?
Should we find you some images?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Strawberry chocolate jubilee guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My 2nd post in this thread, this thread should
> be
> > for the real old people with real bowel issues.
>
> > Not these kids.
> > You guys don’t know shit, when you take a
> shit
> > and you look in the toilet and it looks like
> > strawberry chocolate jubilee then you can talk
>
>
> What on earth are you speaking of? "Strawberry
> Chocolate Jubilee." Speak english please. Am up
> this morning, and as you may have guessed awaiting
> the next cruel and unusual delivery. Its been an
> early start, but I hope to at least get a
> breakfast and coffee in prior to the midwives
> rolling in,and the day literally being shitty.
See how can you be the host of the bowels thread if you don’t even know what strawberry chocolate jubilee is?
Should we find you some images?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 05:43AM
Snnds Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Strawberry chocolate jubilee guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My 2nd post in this thread, this thread
> should
> > be
> > > for the real old people with real bowel
> issues.
> >
> > > Not these kids.
> > > You guys don’t know shit, when you take a
> > shit
> > > and you look in the toilet and it looks like
> > > strawberry chocolate jubilee then you can
> talk
> >
> >
> > What on earth are you speaking of? "Strawberry
> > Chocolate Jubilee." Speak english please. Am up
> > this morning, and as you may have guessed
> awaiting
> > the next cruel and unusual delivery. Its been
> an
> > early start, but I hope to at least get a
> > breakfast and coffee in prior to the midwives
> > rolling in,and the day literally being shitty.
>
> See how can you be the host of the bowels thread
> if you don’t even know what strawberry chocolate
> jubilee is?
>
> Should we find you some images?
Negative. This is about discussing foods, what we go through with IBS, and our solidarity with brothers in bowel. No thanks. This is a health discussion here, and just because we give birth to basketballs or in the other form of IBS rivers, that's not necessary.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Strawberry chocolate jubilee guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My 2nd post in this thread, this thread
> should
> > be
> > > for the real old people with real bowel
> issues.
> >
> > > Not these kids.
> > > You guys don’t know shit, when you take a
> > shit
> > > and you look in the toilet and it looks like
> > > strawberry chocolate jubilee then you can
> talk
> >
> >
> > What on earth are you speaking of? "Strawberry
> > Chocolate Jubilee." Speak english please. Am up
> > this morning, and as you may have guessed
> awaiting
> > the next cruel and unusual delivery. Its been
> an
> > early start, but I hope to at least get a
> > breakfast and coffee in prior to the midwives
> > rolling in,and the day literally being shitty.
>
> See how can you be the host of the bowels thread
> if you don’t even know what strawberry chocolate
> jubilee is?
>
> Should we find you some images?
Negative. This is about discussing foods, what we go through with IBS, and our solidarity with brothers in bowel. No thanks. This is a health discussion here, and just because we give birth to basketballs or in the other form of IBS rivers, that's not necessary.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 09:04AM
My bowels, my choice
take that bowels!
take that bowels!Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Helpful Image Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 09:13AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 09:58AM
Just had a nice time with some white people at First Watch. Their organic foods do decrease problems in the higncorners but the Butterball 19 pounder is starting to be created, thus going down the forty feet of plumbing into the small golf hole. Its going to suck, but at least the medical staff is ready.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 10:23AM
Dad and the obese neighbor are filling up grandma's station wagon with jenkum containers. These all look like pickle jars, but have something far more awful in them. I hope grandma doesn't get busted, as I love her, and the way she makes turkey sandwiches so much more healthy than mom does. Mom smokes and drinks a lot, while dad and the obese neighbor are talking about franchising their business.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Rusty Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 12:48PM
Interesting thread - anyone have advice how to get canoe rust out of biking shorts? I dry mine inside out in the laundry room and its humiliating...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Superior Bowels Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 01:58PM
4 cups of shredded cabbage fat free dressing and 3oz of tofu - take that bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 11, 2019 02:31PM
Rusty Onion Wrote:
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> Interesting thread - anyone have advice how to get
> canoe rust out of biking shorts? I dry mine
> inside out in the laundry room and its
> humiliating...
What kind of question is this? It strikes me as off topic for the discussion here.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Interesting thread - anyone have advice how to get
> canoe rust out of biking shorts? I dry mine
> inside out in the laundry room and its
> humiliating...
What kind of question is this? It strikes me as off topic for the discussion here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Rusty Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 02:40PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Rusty Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Interesting thread - anyone have advice how to
> get
> > canoe rust out of biking shorts? I dry mine
> > inside out in the laundry room and its
> > humiliating...
>
>
> What kind of question is this? It strikes me as
> off topic for the discussion here.
If you really had IBS you would understand - poser.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Rusty Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Interesting thread - anyone have advice how to
> get
> > canoe rust out of biking shorts? I dry mine
> > inside out in the laundry room and its
> > humiliating...
>
>
> What kind of question is this? It strikes me as
> off topic for the discussion here.
If you really had IBS you would understand - poser.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 02:41PM
Deep fried twinkies, potato chips, and beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
My butt hurts
()
Date: June 11, 2019 05:18PM
What about irritated vowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Rusty Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 05:47PM
...still no tips on how to get the shit-stains out of my biking shorts huh? You would think a group devoted to IBS would have something to offer. You all just sit on your fat asses or are do some of you exercise?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 08:00PM
Rusty Onion Wrote:
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> ...still no tips on how to get the shit-stains out
> of my biking shorts huh? You would think a group
> devoted to IBS would have something to offer. You
> all just sit on your fat asses or are do some of
> you exercise?
The way you asked for such information, and your tone towards us suggestion you are lacking in maturity. Yet for the record, I'll help you out. Either throw said shorts out, or get a lot of bleach, and a brush to get rid of the stains. Hope this helps, and here's to your bowels and shorts being successful.
-------------------------------------------------------
> ...still no tips on how to get the shit-stains out
> of my biking shorts huh? You would think a group
> devoted to IBS would have something to offer. You
> all just sit on your fat asses or are do some of
> you exercise?
The way you asked for such information, and your tone towards us suggestion you are lacking in maturity. Yet for the record, I'll help you out. Either throw said shorts out, or get a lot of bleach, and a brush to get rid of the stains. Hope this helps, and here's to your bowels and shorts being successful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Rusty Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2019 11:55PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Rusty Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...still no tips on how to get the shit-stains
> out
> > of my biking shorts huh? You would think a
> group
> > devoted to IBS would have something to offer.
> You
> > all just sit on your fat asses or are do some
> of
> > you exercise?
>
>
> The way you asked for such information, and your
> tone towards us suggestion you are lacking in
> maturity. Yet for the record, I'll help you out.
> Either throw said shorts out, or get a lot of
> bleach, and a brush to get rid of the stains. Hope
> this helps, and here's to your bowels and shorts
> being successful.
Look Im serious here. Lacking in maturity??? Arent you the guy that has midwives delivering bowling balls or freight trains or whatever out of your asshole every day? How mature is that douche?
Anyway back to the topic. Sometimes I get toothpaste shits - I dig and dig at my rectum for like 3 min but never fully clean it up in there. So when I go riding hit heats up, I sweat and the toothpaste remaining in the rectum comes out and smears a little on my very expensive bike shorts. No, Im not throwing away 80 dollar biking shorts because they are stained. Its not like they dont get cleaned - I clean them after each ride (or you get saddle sore). No bleach either as they are some kind of blue foam or some shit.
I guess I could try that powdered oxy stuff. So go back to your midwives you jerkoff - 'midwives' and you call me immature.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Rusty Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...still no tips on how to get the shit-stains
> out
> > of my biking shorts huh? You would think a
> group
> > devoted to IBS would have something to offer.
> You
> > all just sit on your fat asses or are do some
> of
> > you exercise?
>
>
> The way you asked for such information, and your
> tone towards us suggestion you are lacking in
> maturity. Yet for the record, I'll help you out.
> Either throw said shorts out, or get a lot of
> bleach, and a brush to get rid of the stains. Hope
> this helps, and here's to your bowels and shorts
> being successful.
Look Im serious here. Lacking in maturity??? Arent you the guy that has midwives delivering bowling balls or freight trains or whatever out of your asshole every day? How mature is that douche?
Anyway back to the topic. Sometimes I get toothpaste shits - I dig and dig at my rectum for like 3 min but never fully clean it up in there. So when I go riding hit heats up, I sweat and the toothpaste remaining in the rectum comes out and smears a little on my very expensive bike shorts. No, Im not throwing away 80 dollar biking shorts because they are stained. Its not like they dont get cleaned - I clean them after each ride (or you get saddle sore). No bleach either as they are some kind of blue foam or some shit.
I guess I could try that powdered oxy stuff. So go back to your midwives you jerkoff - 'midwives' and you call me immature.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Factoids
()
Date: June 12, 2019 01:14AM
Rusty Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...still no tips on how to get the
> shit-stains
> > out
> > > of my biking shorts huh? You would think a
> > group
> > > devoted to IBS would have something to offer.
>
> > You
> > > all just sit on your fat asses or are do some
> > of
> > > you exercise?
> >
> >
> > The way you asked for such information, and
> your
> > tone towards us suggestion you are lacking in
> > maturity. Yet for the record, I'll help you
> out.
> > Either throw said shorts out, or get a lot of
> > bleach, and a brush to get rid of the stains.
> Hope
> > this helps, and here's to your bowels and
> shorts
> > being successful.
>
>
> Look Im serious here. Lacking in maturity???
> Arent you the guy that has midwives delivering
> bowling balls or freight trains or whatever out of
> your asshole every day? How mature is that
> douche?
>
> Anyway back to the topic. Sometimes I get
> toothpaste shits - I dig and dig at my rectum for
> like 3 min but never fully clean it up in there.
> So when I go riding hit heats up, I sweat and the
> toothpaste remaining in the rectum comes out and
> smears a little on my very expensive bike shorts.
> No, Im not throwing away 80 dollar biking shorts
> because they are stained. Its not like they dont
> get cleaned - I clean them after each ride (or you
> get saddle sore). No bleach either as they are
> some kind of blue foam or some shit.
>
> I guess I could try that powdered oxy stuff. So
> go back to your midwives you jerkoff - 'midwives'
> and you call me immature.
Brown Onion is also known as BEH. Many say BEH is miz. You are literally arguing with an unemployed grown ass retarded man who lives at home with his mom and posts fake troll shit on this forum all day as his hobby.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...still no tips on how to get the
> shit-stains
> > out
> > > of my biking shorts huh? You would think a
> > group
> > > devoted to IBS would have something to offer.
>
> > You
> > > all just sit on your fat asses or are do some
> > of
> > > you exercise?
> >
> >
> > The way you asked for such information, and
> your
> > tone towards us suggestion you are lacking in
> > maturity. Yet for the record, I'll help you
> out.
> > Either throw said shorts out, or get a lot of
> > bleach, and a brush to get rid of the stains.
> Hope
> > this helps, and here's to your bowels and
> shorts
> > being successful.
>
>
> Look Im serious here. Lacking in maturity???
> Arent you the guy that has midwives delivering
> bowling balls or freight trains or whatever out of
> your asshole every day? How mature is that
> douche?
>
> Anyway back to the topic. Sometimes I get
> toothpaste shits - I dig and dig at my rectum for
> like 3 min but never fully clean it up in there.
> So when I go riding hit heats up, I sweat and the
> toothpaste remaining in the rectum comes out and
> smears a little on my very expensive bike shorts.
> No, Im not throwing away 80 dollar biking shorts
> because they are stained. Its not like they dont
> get cleaned - I clean them after each ride (or you
> get saddle sore). No bleach either as they are
> some kind of blue foam or some shit.
>
> I guess I could try that powdered oxy stuff. So
> go back to your midwives you jerkoff - 'midwives'
> and you call me immature.
Brown Onion is also known as BEH. Many say BEH is miz. You are literally arguing with an unemployed grown ass retarded man who lives at home with his mom and posts fake troll shit on this forum all day as his hobby.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: June 12, 2019 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy is back at work after 2 nights off 5am guy went to see the chicken frying woman at Royal Farms and 5am guy is going on a date with her this weekend. 5am guy sends best wishes to the BiB's!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 12, 2019 06:29AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy is back at
> work after 2 nights off 5am guy went to see the
> chicken frying woman at Royal Farms and 5am guy is
> going on a date with her this weekend. 5am guy
> sends best wishes to the BiB's!
Be careful around the fried chicken my friend. That can be known as a starfish impaler. Yet hope all is going good for you. And glad you have a nice lady friend, as they can be wonderful on so many levels.
About to start the countdown here, but hope youre colon is in the clear.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy is back at
> work after 2 nights off 5am guy went to see the
> chicken frying woman at Royal Farms and 5am guy is
> going on a date with her this weekend. 5am guy
> sends best wishes to the BiB's!
Be careful around the fried chicken my friend. That can be known as a starfish impaler. Yet hope all is going good for you. And glad you have a nice lady friend, as they can be wonderful on so many levels.
About to start the countdown here, but hope youre colon is in the clear.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 12, 2019 02:08PM
Dad and the obese neighbor have a wedding cake with figurines of them on top of it. It’s very unhealthy too. They both are smiling a lot, and dad gave the obese neighbor a ring. I really don’t understand or like what they’re up to.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 12, 2019 06:42PM
It’s awful taking my lab for a walk around the neighborhood and am covered in shit not from the dog.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 12, 2019 07:52PM
God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere. I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to help deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal mirrow shows that dialation is complete.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 12, 2019 08:23PM
Just finished two racks of ribs from red hot and blue plus a pint of potato salad and some biscuits. My bowels might handle it but I might have to use a sick day tomorrow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 12, 2019 09:05PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The
> groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
> I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to help
> deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal
> mirrow shows that dialation is complete.
So glad you imitate Mr J also. Imitation is flattery. Hope you enjoy being young and when you hoist a pickup truck through your rectum, remember what you’ve done.
-------------------------------------------------------
> God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The
> groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
> I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to help
> deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal
> mirrow shows that dialation is complete.
So glad you imitate Mr J also. Imitation is flattery. Hope you enjoy being young and when you hoist a pickup truck through your rectum, remember what you’ve done.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 12, 2019 09:07PM
Splatter Humphries Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It’s awful taking my lab for a walk around the
> neighborhood and am covered in shit not from the
> dog.
Such a great breed of pooch, and that must be embarrassing. Are there any well as reliable kids in the neighborhood, who could walk the dog for a few dollars. I hope you and your bowels are better now.
-------------------------------------------------------
> It’s awful taking my lab for a walk around the
> neighborhood and am covered in shit not from the
> dog.
Such a great breed of pooch, and that must be embarrassing. Are there any well as reliable kids in the neighborhood, who could walk the dog for a few dollars. I hope you and your bowels are better now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Lololol
()
Date: June 12, 2019 10:10PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The
> groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
> I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to help
> deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal
> mirrow shows that dialation is complete.
Hey BO, looks like you posted under the wrong troll. Good job trying to cover it up. LOL
-------------------------------------------------------
> God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The
> groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
> I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to help
> deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal
> mirrow shows that dialation is complete.
Hey BO, looks like you posted under the wrong troll. Good job trying to cover it up. LOL
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: June 13, 2019 05:00AM
Hi all , 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy was able to drop a good sized load earlier. The mood lighting plus the Frank Zappa instrumental cuts were rather inspiring for 5am guy. 5am guy had two big bite hot dogs from 7-11 for dinner. 5am guy knows that is not a healthy choice so we will see how this affects 5am guys bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2019 10:42AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all , 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy was
> able to drop a good sized load earlier. The mood
> lighting plus the Frank Zappa instrumental cuts
> were rather inspiring for 5am guy. 5am guy had two
> big bite hot dogs from 7-11 for dinner. 5am guy
> knows that is not a healthy choice so we will see
> how this affects 5am guys bowels.
What year are these hot dogs from? While Julio or Desean can handle such crap I’m worried about your colon.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all , 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy was
> able to drop a good sized load earlier. The mood
> lighting plus the Frank Zappa instrumental cuts
> were rather inspiring for 5am guy. 5am guy had two
> big bite hot dogs from 7-11 for dinner. 5am guy
> knows that is not a healthy choice so we will see
> how this affects 5am guys bowels.
What year are these hot dogs from? While Julio or Desean can handle such crap I’m worried about your colon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Busted Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2019 11:28AM
Lololol Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > God damn spic plumber needs to get over here.
> The
> > groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> > busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
> > I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to
> help
> > deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal
> > mirrow shows that dialation is complete.
>
>
> Hey BO, looks like you posted under the wrong
> troll. Good job trying to cover it up. LOL
+1,000,000 - he is a fucking idiot. 'starfish' teeee heee - lest all be mature about having midwives 'deliver' our bowel movements, teeee heee.
What a jerkoff.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > God damn spic plumber needs to get over here.
> The
> > groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> > busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
> > I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to
> help
> > deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal
> > mirrow shows that dialation is complete.
>
>
> Hey BO, looks like you posted under the wrong
> troll. Good job trying to cover it up. LOL
+1,000,000 - he is a fucking idiot. 'starfish' teeee heee - lest all be mature about having midwives 'deliver' our bowel movements, teeee heee.
What a jerkoff.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Busted Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2019 11:28AM
Lololol Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > God damn spic plumber needs to get over here.
> The
> > groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> > busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
> > I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to
> help
> > deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal
> > mirrow shows that dialation is complete.
>
>
> Hey BO, looks like you posted under the wrong
> troll. Good job trying to cover it up. LOL
+1,000,000 - he is a fucking idiot. 'starfish' teeee heee - lets all be mature about having midwives 'deliver' our bowel movements, teeee heee.
What a jerkoff.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > God damn spic plumber needs to get over here.
> The
> > groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> > busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
> > I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to
> help
> > deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal
> > mirrow shows that dialation is complete.
>
>
> Hey BO, looks like you posted under the wrong
> troll. Good job trying to cover it up. LOL
+1,000,000 - he is a fucking idiot. 'starfish' teeee heee - lets all be mature about having midwives 'deliver' our bowel movements, teeee heee.
What a jerkoff.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Golfing Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2019 11:52AM
I went golfing yesterday - beautiful. I only go once per year due to IBS. I had 3 'muddy' holes yesterday - good thing there were plenty of bushes and I brought wet wipes. Unfortunately I forgot hand sanitizer so I just threw my golf glove away and tipped the attendant extra to wipe down my grips. This is what its like living with IBS
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2019 06:21PM
Golfing Onion Wrote:
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> I went golfing yesterday - beautiful. I only go
> once per year due to IBS. I had 3 'muddy' holes
> yesterday - good thing there were plenty of bushes
> and I brought wet wipes. Unfortunately I forgot
> hand sanitizer so I just threw my golf glove away
> and tipped the attendant extra to wipe down my
> grips. This is what its like living with IBS
The adage shit happens is true. Hope Julio washes the money my friend.
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> I went golfing yesterday - beautiful. I only go
> once per year due to IBS. I had 3 'muddy' holes
> yesterday - good thing there were plenty of bushes
> and I brought wet wipes. Unfortunately I forgot
> hand sanitizer so I just threw my golf glove away
> and tipped the attendant extra to wipe down my
> grips. This is what its like living with IBS
The adage shit happens is true. Hope Julio washes the money my friend.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2019 07:50PM
Dad and the obese neighbor, are kind enough to celebrate my graduation. I don't really like their idea of a party, gladiators downstairs all greased up, and lots of techno music coming from the basement. There are all kinds of party poppers around. I'm not sure what these are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Latin Resident
()
Date: June 13, 2019 08:04PM
Im of Latin lineage and I do not eat iguanas or any other exotic meats. I do live in Oakton next to a white guy that eats squirrel he shoots with an air gun off his back deck. Looks like they make ok money but they drink a lot, and have a dog that barks morning noon and night. I have no bowel problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2019 08:29PM
Latin Resident Wrote:
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> Im of Latin lineage and I do not eat iguanas or
> any other exotic meats. I do live in Oakton next
> to a white guy that eats squirrel he shoots with
> an air gun off his back deck. Looks like they
> make ok money but they drink a lot, and have a dog
> that barks morning noon and night. I have no
> bowel problems.
Nice try or one great lie Juan. You might have been in Oakton or other high end areas landscaping, or maybe plumbing some groan throne for a few measly bucks. If people pull up to 711, do you jump in the back of a pickup truck? Last time in Oakton enjoyed myself. A white area with very little crime to speak of. Beaners in Baileys are the opposite of this. Please pillage and do whatever you do in your assigned area. Gracias!
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> Im of Latin lineage and I do not eat iguanas or
> any other exotic meats. I do live in Oakton next
> to a white guy that eats squirrel he shoots with
> an air gun off his back deck. Looks like they
> make ok money but they drink a lot, and have a dog
> that barks morning noon and night. I have no
> bowel problems.
Nice try or one great lie Juan. You might have been in Oakton or other high end areas landscaping, or maybe plumbing some groan throne for a few measly bucks. If people pull up to 711, do you jump in the back of a pickup truck? Last time in Oakton enjoyed myself. A white area with very little crime to speak of. Beaners in Baileys are the opposite of this. Please pillage and do whatever you do in your assigned area. Gracias!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 13, 2019 08:43PM
I just ate a small rotisserie cooked chicken from Walmart and a box of Hostess cupcakes. Ny bowels might be able to handle this because I drank a huge amount of beer with this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Observer Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2019 08:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Latin Resident Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Im of Latin lineage and I do not eat iguanas or
> > any other exotic meats. I do live in Oakton
> next
> > to a white guy that eats squirrel he shoots
> with
> > an air gun off his back deck. Looks like they
> > make ok money but they drink a lot, and have a
> dog
> > that barks morning noon and night. I have no
> > bowel problems.
>
>
> Nice try or one great lie Juan. You might have
> been in Oakton or other high end areas
> landscaping, or maybe plumbing some groan throne
> for a few measly bucks. If people pull up to 711,
> do you jump in the back of a pickup truck? Last
> time in Oakton enjoyed myself. A white area with
> very little crime to speak of. Beaners in Baileys
> are the opposite of this. Please pillage and do
> whatever you do in your assigned area. Gracias!
Pay no attention to immature fetishist Brown Onion - he is old and part of the racist white population that is quickly dying off and being replaced by a new, vital American population. Oakton has a thriving diverse community including over 10% Latin American community. Oakton High has only 50% white students and 11% Latin American.
And yes, white idiots eat squirrels - no different than people in Florida eating iguanas. It seems like you are tolerant of your douchey redneck neighbor - we could all learn from your patience.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Latin Resident Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Im of Latin lineage and I do not eat iguanas or
> > any other exotic meats. I do live in Oakton
> next
> > to a white guy that eats squirrel he shoots
> with
> > an air gun off his back deck. Looks like they
> > make ok money but they drink a lot, and have a
> dog
> > that barks morning noon and night. I have no
> > bowel problems.
>
>
> Nice try or one great lie Juan. You might have
> been in Oakton or other high end areas
> landscaping, or maybe plumbing some groan throne
> for a few measly bucks. If people pull up to 711,
> do you jump in the back of a pickup truck? Last
> time in Oakton enjoyed myself. A white area with
> very little crime to speak of. Beaners in Baileys
> are the opposite of this. Please pillage and do
> whatever you do in your assigned area. Gracias!
Pay no attention to immature fetishist Brown Onion - he is old and part of the racist white population that is quickly dying off and being replaced by a new, vital American population. Oakton has a thriving diverse community including over 10% Latin American community. Oakton High has only 50% white students and 11% Latin American.
And yes, white idiots eat squirrels - no different than people in Florida eating iguanas. It seems like you are tolerant of your douchey redneck neighbor - we could all learn from your patience.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Psychology Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2019 10:03PM
Brown Onion, I mean BEH, is not that old. Most people of his claimed demographics do not frequent forums like this, poorly attempting to troll comedy about feces. He is more likely a kid in high school, or a lonely adult failure who lives on monimum wages or with his mommy and daddy. He obviously lacks the intelligence or tact to come up with anything creative, which demonstrates the fact that he has a rather low IQ. Its quite possible that he is developmentally disabled.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: June 14, 2019 04:43AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is taking a night off tonight to go on a date with the chicken frying woman who works at Royal Farms. 5am guys boss was not happy about 5am guy asking for a night off but there is not much he can say as 5am guy has covered the graveyard shift for 15 years now, sometimes working 6 or 7 nights a week. Chicken frying woman wants to see a play so that's what she and 5am guy are going to do.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2019 06:50AM
Be careful of plays 5 am. This is where a drama production can turn into a tragedy with problematic bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 14, 2019 10:24AM
I forgot who told me but thank you for the dog walker idea. Max gets this service twice a day and cuts down embarrassing moments a big amount.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verifier green onion
()
Date: June 14, 2019 10:38AM
Ever been in a cockpit before spring Onion?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Memory Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2019 10:49AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> gasket?
> >
> >
> > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> That
> > will fix it.
>
>
> Entrance only.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> gasket?
> >
> >
> > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> That
> > will fix it.
>
>
> Entrance only.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2019 11:43AM
Grandma got new jewelry from delivering jenkum. I worry she’s going to get caught. Being flashy while doing this is a bad idea.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2019 01:00PM
A rump roast. Goulash. I now know what it’s like to push a .50 caliber out of a .380. Oh my goodness the amount of sweat forehead veins popping pain is awful. Why my bowels betrayed me so I don’t know, but looking through my rectal mirror it’s going to be a lot of witch hazel tonight. I may have to sleep on my stomach as what the colon produced was devastating.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Archive Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2019 01:08PM
Memory Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> > gasket?
> > >
> > >
> > > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> > That
> > > will fix it.
> >
> >
> > Entrance only.
Rare moment of honesty from the racist troll faggot scat fetishist. Thanks for the citation.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> > gasket?
> > >
> > >
> > > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> > That
> > > will fix it.
> >
> >
> > Entrance only.
Rare moment of honesty from the racist troll faggot scat fetishist. Thanks for the citation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Same Boring BO Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2019 01:35PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A rump roast. Goulash. I now know what it’s like
> to push a .50 caliber out of a .380. Oh my
> goodness the amount of sweat forehead veins
> popping pain is awful. Why my bowels betrayed me
> so I don’t know, but looking through my rectal
> mirror it’s going to be a lot of witch hazel
> tonight. I may have to sleep on my stomach as what
> the colon produced was devastating.
shut up you dope.
-------------------------------------------------------
> A rump roast. Goulash. I now know what it’s like
> to push a .50 caliber out of a .380. Oh my
> goodness the amount of sweat forehead veins
> popping pain is awful. Why my bowels betrayed me
> so I don’t know, but looking through my rectal
> mirror it’s going to be a lot of witch hazel
> tonight. I may have to sleep on my stomach as what
> the colon produced was devastating.
shut up you dope.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sploosh!
()
Date: June 14, 2019 02:44PM
What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's #10 (Mike's Way) for dinner last night passed completely this morning. Bowels are good.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2019 02:54PM
Sploosh! Wrote:
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> What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's #10 (Mike's Way) for
> dinner last night passed completely this morning.
> Bowels are good.
Did you find the mayo or any castor oil useful for the delivery apparatus? My goodness you’re lucky as Jersey Mike’s just screams cinder blocks.
-------------------------------------------------------
> What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's #10 (Mike's Way) for
> dinner last night passed completely this morning.
> Bowels are good.
Did you find the mayo or any castor oil useful for the delivery apparatus? My goodness you’re lucky as Jersey Mike’s just screams cinder blocks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2019 03:38PM
Supreme pizza, wings, and beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Giffy Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2019 06:24PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sploosh! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's #10 (Mike's Way)
> for
> > dinner last night passed completely this
> morning.
> > Bowels are good.
>
>
> Did you find the mayo or any castor oil useful for
> the delivery apparatus? My goodness you’re lucky
> as Jersey Mike’s just screams cinder blocks.
cinder blocks teee heee
cinder blocks teee heee
Midwives!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sploosh! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's #10 (Mike's Way)
> for
> > dinner last night passed completely this
> morning.
> > Bowels are good.
>
>
> Did you find the mayo or any castor oil useful for
> the delivery apparatus? My goodness you’re lucky
> as Jersey Mike’s just screams cinder blocks.
cinder blocks teee heee
cinder blocks teee heeeMidwives!Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 14, 2019 08:39PM
The Obese neighbor invited us and Jules over for dinner. He served hearty chili with sausage, ground round and scrapple in it. I noticed the Obese neighbor putting extra white spices in Jules' dish - Jules said it tasted funny. The spice bottle said "Prostospan" - I have never heard of this spice. We finished dinner and Jules has been in the bathroom for over an hour crying. She must have indigestion.
Meanwhile the Obese neighbor and dad are laughing outside the bathroom door smoking cigarettes and farting.
Meanwhile the Obese neighbor and dad are laughing outside the bathroom door smoking cigarettes and farting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 14, 2019 09:06PM
How long does it take the sick bastard to post these disgusting movies? I sincerely hope you don't ever run for elected office.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Whore getter
()
Date: June 14, 2019 10:34PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> How long does it take the sick bastard to post
> these disgusting movies? I sincerely hope you
> don't ever run for elected office.
Your mom is a dirty whore.
-------------------------------------------------------
> How long does it take the sick bastard to post
> these disgusting movies? I sincerely hope you
> don't ever run for elected office.
Your mom is a dirty whore.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
djefw
()
Date: June 14, 2019 11:31PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> How long does it take the sick bastard to post
> these disgusting movies? I sincerely hope you
> don't ever run for elected office.
He seems to be recycling old ones so it would take only as long as it would to cut and past and post -40 seconds maybe. Some are more disgusting than others but they do follow the theme of the thread.
-------------------------------------------------------
> How long does it take the sick bastard to post
> these disgusting movies? I sincerely hope you
> don't ever run for elected office.
He seems to be recycling old ones so it would take only as long as it would to cut and past and post -40 seconds maybe. Some are more disgusting than others but they do follow the theme of the thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fuck TMOS
()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:08AM
djefw Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How long does it take the sick bastard to post
> > these disgusting movies? I sincerely hope you
> > don't ever run for elected office.
>
>
> He seems to be recycling old ones so it would take
> only as long as it would to cut and past and post
> -40 seconds maybe. Some are more disgusting than
> others but they do follow the theme of the thread.
Go back to bumping your TMOS thread, you stupid faggot.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How long does it take the sick bastard to post
> > these disgusting movies? I sincerely hope you
> > don't ever run for elected office.
>
>
> He seems to be recycling old ones so it would take
> only as long as it would to cut and past and post
> -40 seconds maybe. Some are more disgusting than
> others but they do follow the theme of the thread.
Go back to bumping your TMOS thread, you stupid faggot.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2019 06:32AM
Spinning signz. Want oil changez? Come on down! Got buttockz out and specialz for all the guyz who want me to bring milkshake to the yardz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 15, 2019 07:03AM
Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over the 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think that he and I should spend some time together. My Dad and the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at Lake Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon boat and go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat and I know the reason why, it's so he and the obese neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not what I consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing me bowel trouble.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2019 08:46AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over the
> 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think that he
> and I should spend some time together. My Dad and
> the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at Lake
> Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday
> nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon boat and
> go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat and
> I know the reason why, it's so he and the obese
> neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not what I
> consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing me
> bowel trouble.
It’s a shame the fat man next door has to go. Do you think your dad can leave him out of this trip? I can understand it must be frustrating, and father and son time is important. I hope he changes his mind spring Onion!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over the
> 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think that he
> and I should spend some time together. My Dad and
> the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at Lake
> Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday
> nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon boat and
> go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat and
> I know the reason why, it's so he and the obese
> neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not what I
> consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing me
> bowel trouble.
It’s a shame the fat man next door has to go. Do you think your dad can leave him out of this trip? I can understand it must be frustrating, and father and son time is important. I hope he changes his mind spring Onion!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: June 15, 2019 08:53AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over the
> 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think that he
> and I should spend some time together. My Dad and
> the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at Lake
> Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday
> nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon boat and
> go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat and
> I know the reason why, it's so he and the obese
> neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not what I
> consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing me
> bowel trouble.
Hi springonion. I thinks you shood try an enjoy tha fishin trip. I knowz that it aint what you want ta do but do it fo your Father. One day you will be vury glad that you did. Itz only two nights and thik of it as a Father Day present fo your Dad.
My Father died whilze I waz in Prizon fo 66 months. He died sudden like an I never got ta see him or even talk ta him on the phone.
God bless you springonion.
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> Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over the
> 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think that he
> and I should spend some time together. My Dad and
> the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at Lake
> Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday
> nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon boat and
> go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat and
> I know the reason why, it's so he and the obese
> neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not what I
> consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing me
> bowel trouble.
Hi springonion. I thinks you shood try an enjoy tha fishin trip. I knowz that it aint what you want ta do but do it fo your Father. One day you will be vury glad that you did. Itz only two nights and thik of it as a Father Day present fo your Dad.
My Father died whilze I waz in Prizon fo 66 months. He died sudden like an I never got ta see him or even talk ta him on the phone.
God bless you springonion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2019 10:14AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over the
> > 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think that
> he
> > and I should spend some time together. My Dad
> and
> > the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at
> Lake
> > Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday
> > nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon boat
> and
> > go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat
> and
> > I know the reason why, it's so he and the obese
> > neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not what
> I
> > consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing me
> > bowel trouble.
>
>
> Hi springonion. I thinks you shood try an enjoy
> tha fishin trip. I knowz that it aint what you
> want ta do but do it fo your Father. One day you
> will be vury glad that you did. Itz only two
> nights and thik of it as a Father Day present fo
> your Dad.
> My Father died whilze I waz in Prizon fo 66
> months. He died sudden like an I never got ta see
> him or even talk ta him on the phone.
> God bless you springonion.
Wise advice red Onion. How are you and your bowels doing? I hope you get a chance to enjoy this astonishing weather.
You’re actually right. Heck if dad wants to bring the fat guy so be it. Yet here’s to hoping he brings an oxygen mask.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over the
> > 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think that
> he
> > and I should spend some time together. My Dad
> and
> > the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at
> Lake
> > Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday
> > nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon boat
> and
> > go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat
> and
> > I know the reason why, it's so he and the obese
> > neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not what
> I
> > consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing me
> > bowel trouble.
>
>
> Hi springonion. I thinks you shood try an enjoy
> tha fishin trip. I knowz that it aint what you
> want ta do but do it fo your Father. One day you
> will be vury glad that you did. Itz only two
> nights and thik of it as a Father Day present fo
> your Dad.
> My Father died whilze I waz in Prizon fo 66
> months. He died sudden like an I never got ta see
> him or even talk ta him on the phone.
> God bless you springonion.
Wise advice red Onion. How are you and your bowels doing? I hope you get a chance to enjoy this astonishing weather.
You’re actually right. Heck if dad wants to bring the fat guy so be it. Yet here’s to hoping he brings an oxygen mask.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 15, 2019 11:54AM
I slept in this morning and just had ham and eggs for breakfast. I am going to drive out to Manassas in about a hour to hit up Golden corral. Unlimited fried chicken with potato salad and coleslaw sounds good, maybe a big softserve ice cream sundae for dessert. My bowels will just have to deal with it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bored Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:06PM
Wow Brown onion busy with 4, count them 4 sock puppet posts this morning. Impressive. Nothing new or interesting just the same boring nonsense. Thankfully no mention of midwives or cinder blocks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
mouse control onion
()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:50PM
Bored Onion Wrote:
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> Wow Brown onion busy with 4, count them 4 sock
> puppet posts this morning. Impressive. Nothing
> new or interesting just the same boring nonsense.
> Thankfully no mention of midwives or cinder
> blocks.
Sounds like you never miss a single post.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wow Brown onion busy with 4, count them 4 sock
> puppet posts this morning. Impressive. Nothing
> new or interesting just the same boring nonsense.
> Thankfully no mention of midwives or cinder
> blocks.
Sounds like you never miss a single post.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:55PM
mouse control onion Wrote:
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> Bored Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow Brown onion busy with 4, count them 4 sock
> > puppet posts this morning. Impressive.
> Nothing
> > new or interesting just the same boring
> nonsense.
> > Thankfully no mention of midwives or cinder
> > blocks.
>
> Sounds like you never miss a single post.
Neither do you asshole. Obsessed?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Bored Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow Brown onion busy with 4, count them 4 sock
> > puppet posts this morning. Impressive.
> Nothing
> > new or interesting just the same boring
> nonsense.
> > Thankfully no mention of midwives or cinder
> > blocks.
>
> Sounds like you never miss a single post.
Neither do you asshole. Obsessed?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2019 02:03PM
Even though I take the husks off the corn I grilled, they returned with a vengeance husks corn and grilled chicken rolling through my forty feet of piping before being squeezed out of my colon and starfish. I feel sorry for my starfish. It should be put on the endangered species list. My rear end ultimately suffers so harshly and it’s unfair.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Kool AIDS
()
Date: June 15, 2019 03:12PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Even though I take the husks off the corn I
> grilled, they returned with a vengeance husks corn
> and grilled chicken rolling through my forty feet
> of piping before being squeezed out of my colon
> and starfish. I feel sorry for my starfish. It
> should be put on the endangered species list. My
> rear end ultimately suffers so harshly and it’s
> unfair.
What are you 12?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Even though I take the husks off the corn I
> grilled, they returned with a vengeance husks corn
> and grilled chicken rolling through my forty feet
> of piping before being squeezed out of my colon
> and starfish. I feel sorry for my starfish. It
> should be put on the endangered species list. My
> rear end ultimately suffers so harshly and it’s
> unfair.
What are you 12?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 15, 2019 03:44PM
Guys a sense of humor and respect please. Can’t you please make fun of people on stroke or fibromyalgia threads?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fuckyou Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2019 03:47PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Guys a sense of humor and respect please. Can’t
> you please make fun of people on stroke or
> fibromyalgia threads?
Go fuck yourself BEH retard
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> Guys a sense of humor and respect please. Can’t
> you please make fun of people on stroke or
> fibromyalgia threads?
Go fuck yourself BEH retard
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 15, 2019 04:21PM
I ate a hamburger with bacon and French fries. My poor bowels! What was I thinking?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: June 15, 2019 04:28PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over
> the
> > > 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think
> that
> > he
> > > and I should spend some time together. My Dad
> > and
> > > the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at
> > Lake
> > > Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday
> > > nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon
> boat
> > and
> > > go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat
> > and
> > > I know the reason why, it's so he and the
> obese
> > > neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not
> what
> > I
> > > consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing
> me
> > > bowel trouble.
> >
> >
> > Hi springonion. I thinks you shood try an enjoy
> > tha fishin trip. I knowz that it aint what you
> > want ta do but do it fo your Father. One day
> you
> > will be vury glad that you did. Itz only two
> > nights and thik of it as a Father Day present
> fo
> > your Dad.
> > My Father died whilze I waz in Prizon fo 66
> > months. He died sudden like an I never got ta
> see
> > him or even talk ta him on the phone.
> > God bless you springonion.
>
>
> Wise advice red Onion. How are you and your bowels
> doing? I hope you get a chance to enjoy this
> astonishing weather.
>
> You’re actually right. Heck if dad wants to
> bring the fat guy so be it. Yet here’s to hoping
> he brings an oxygen mask.
Hi there mr brownonion. My bowelz iz doin better theeze dayz. Seemz like I can get me a good dump in most morningz an be good all day. Maybe I haz trouble once or twice a week. Thatz a lot better than a few yearz ago. I told you I got me a little townhouse now didint I? Still got my roomate an I am a doin better money wize.
How bout you mr brownonion? From what I readz here it sounds like you bowelz aint a doin too good, God bless you mr brownonion.
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over
> the
> > > 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think
> that
> > he
> > > and I should spend some time together. My Dad
> > and
> > > the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at
> > Lake
> > > Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday
> > > nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon
> boat
> > and
> > > go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat
> > and
> > > I know the reason why, it's so he and the
> obese
> > > neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not
> what
> > I
> > > consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing
> me
> > > bowel trouble.
> >
> >
> > Hi springonion. I thinks you shood try an enjoy
> > tha fishin trip. I knowz that it aint what you
> > want ta do but do it fo your Father. One day
> you
> > will be vury glad that you did. Itz only two
> > nights and thik of it as a Father Day present
> fo
> > your Dad.
> > My Father died whilze I waz in Prizon fo 66
> > months. He died sudden like an I never got ta
> see
> > him or even talk ta him on the phone.
> > God bless you springonion.
>
>
> Wise advice red Onion. How are you and your bowels
> doing? I hope you get a chance to enjoy this
> astonishing weather.
>
> You’re actually right. Heck if dad wants to
> bring the fat guy so be it. Yet here’s to hoping
> he brings an oxygen mask.
Hi there mr brownonion. My bowelz iz doin better theeze dayz. Seemz like I can get me a good dump in most morningz an be good all day. Maybe I haz trouble once or twice a week. Thatz a lot better than a few yearz ago. I told you I got me a little townhouse now didint I? Still got my roomate an I am a doin better money wize.
How bout you mr brownonion? From what I readz here it sounds like you bowelz aint a doin too good, God bless you mr brownonion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tom Selleck Fan
()
Date: June 15, 2019 05:54PM
Good forum. I’m in my 60s. Have had IBS since 52. Occasionally it flares up but it’s no where to what you all describe. Is this some kind of joke I don’t understand?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Cabbage Fart Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2019 06:28PM
I generally eat very well - mostly veggies and soy protein. My vices include ice cream and some candy. Lately Ive been eating a lot of raw cabbage in my meals - its great roughage and low calorie. the taste is fine for me. Unfortunately Ive been visited by the most heinous cabbage farts I can ever remember. They are truly nasty. Also been having toothpaste shits lately. I dig and dig at my rectum but it takes forever to clean all the sticky poop out.
If you have advice great, if you are one of the young kids here with the stupid stories about midwives and such please just refrain from replying.
If you have advice great, if you are one of the young kids here with the stupid stories about midwives and such please just refrain from replying.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
I looked it up for you
()
Date: June 15, 2019 06:42PM
^Cabbage belongs to the cruciferous vegetable family and provides a myriad of nutrients, including fiber, folate, calcium, potassium and vitamins A, C and K. Cabbage contains phytonutrients that act as antioxidants to reduce your risk of certain cancers. However, eating large quantities of cabbage can cause negative side effects, such as flatulence, diarrhea, medication interactions and hypothyroidism.
Flatulence
Cabbage contains significant quantities of riffinose, an indigestible sugar. This sugar is a type of complex carbohydrate that passes through your intestines undigested and can cause flatulence. Other symptoms associated with flatulence that may result after eating cabbage include belching, abdominal discomfort and bloating.
youre welcome but IM never coming back images are just plain gross.
Flatulence
Cabbage contains significant quantities of riffinose, an indigestible sugar. This sugar is a type of complex carbohydrate that passes through your intestines undigested and can cause flatulence. Other symptoms associated with flatulence that may result after eating cabbage include belching, abdominal discomfort and bloating.
youre welcome but IM never coming back images are just plain gross.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2019 07:16PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over
> > the
> > > > 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think
> > that
> > > he
> > > > and I should spend some time together. My
> Dad
> > > and
> > > > the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at
> > > Lake
> > > > Anna and we are going there Sunday and
> Monday
> > > > nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon
> > boat
> > > and
> > > > go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the
> boat
> > > and
> > > > I know the reason why, it's so he and the
> > obese
> > > > neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not
> > what
> > > I
> > > > consider Father-Son bonding. This is
> causing
> > me
> > > > bowel trouble.
> > >
> > >
> > > Hi springonion. I thinks you shood try an
> enjoy
> > > tha fishin trip. I knowz that it aint what
> you
> > > want ta do but do it fo your Father. One day
> > you
> > > will be vury glad that you did. Itz only two
> > > nights and thik of it as a Father Day present
> > fo
> > > your Dad.
> > > My Father died whilze I waz in Prizon fo 66
> > > months. He died sudden like an I never got ta
> > see
> > > him or even talk ta him on the phone.
> > > God bless you springonion.
> >
> >
> > Wise advice red Onion. How are you and your
> bowels
> > doing? I hope you get a chance to enjoy this
> > astonishing weather.
> >
> > You’re actually right. Heck if dad wants to
> > bring the fat guy so be it. Yet here’s to
> hoping
> > he brings an oxygen mask.
>
>
> Hi there mr brownonion. My bowelz iz doin better
> theeze dayz. Seemz like I can get me a good dump
> in most morningz an be good all day. Maybe I haz
> trouble once or twice a week. Thatz a lot better
> than a few yearz ago. I told you I got me a little
> townhouse now didint I? Still got my roomate an I
> am a doin better money wize.
> How bout you mr brownonion? From what I readz here
> it sounds like you bowelz aint a doin too good,
> God bless you mr brownonion
Wonderful red onion, just outstanding news. And hoping you have more bathrooms in your town house, so there's a choice of groan thrones. II'm happy for you!
These bowels are a piss poor set, but I'm glad to hear your bowels are doing pretty good. Have you changed your diet? Also has a rectal mirror helped? You are a great man.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over
> > the
> > > > 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think
> > that
> > > he
> > > > and I should spend some time together. My
> Dad
> > > and
> > > > the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at
> > > Lake
> > > > Anna and we are going there Sunday and
> Monday
> > > > nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon
> > boat
> > > and
> > > > go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the
> boat
> > > and
> > > > I know the reason why, it's so he and the
> > obese
> > > > neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not
> > what
> > > I
> > > > consider Father-Son bonding. This is
> causing
> > me
> > > > bowel trouble.
> > >
> > >
> > > Hi springonion. I thinks you shood try an
> enjoy
> > > tha fishin trip. I knowz that it aint what
> you
> > > want ta do but do it fo your Father. One day
> > you
> > > will be vury glad that you did. Itz only two
> > > nights and thik of it as a Father Day present
> > fo
> > > your Dad.
> > > My Father died whilze I waz in Prizon fo 66
> > > months. He died sudden like an I never got ta
> > see
> > > him or even talk ta him on the phone.
> > > God bless you springonion.
> >
> >
> > Wise advice red Onion. How are you and your
> bowels
> > doing? I hope you get a chance to enjoy this
> > astonishing weather.
> >
> > You’re actually right. Heck if dad wants to
> > bring the fat guy so be it. Yet here’s to
> hoping
> > he brings an oxygen mask.
>
>
> Hi there mr brownonion. My bowelz iz doin better
> theeze dayz. Seemz like I can get me a good dump
> in most morningz an be good all day. Maybe I haz
> trouble once or twice a week. Thatz a lot better
> than a few yearz ago. I told you I got me a little
> townhouse now didint I? Still got my roomate an I
> am a doin better money wize.
> How bout you mr brownonion? From what I readz here
> it sounds like you bowelz aint a doin too good,
> God bless you mr brownonion
Wonderful red onion, just outstanding news. And hoping you have more bathrooms in your town house, so there's a choice of groan thrones. II'm happy for you!
These bowels are a piss poor set, but I'm glad to hear your bowels are doing pretty good. Have you changed your diet? Also has a rectal mirror helped? You are a great man.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tom Selleck Fan
()
Date: June 15, 2019 08:23PM
This is not for me, sorry this is bizarre.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Grow up
()
Date: June 15, 2019 08:54PM
'rectal mirror' Jesus just beyond dumb and immature. Are you like 13 or something? You post disgusting pictures and make stupid unfunny 'jokes'
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 16, 2019 07:25AM
Just heading out the door to Roy Rogers Manchester Lakes for a sausage and egg platter with a side of sausage gravy and a extra sausage biscuit. Washing all that down with a diet coke is a great way to start the day. My bowels got this!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 16, 2019 07:43AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Just heading out the door to Roy Rogers Manchester
> Lakes for a sausage and egg platter with a side of
> sausage gravy and a extra sausage biscuit. Washing
> all that down with a diet coke is a great way to
> start the day. My bowels got this!
Oh my boiled, should I send a team of midwives with forceps and C section materials? That sounds very dangerous. I feel sorry for your lower and upper intestine.
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> Just heading out the door to Roy Rogers Manchester
> Lakes for a sausage and egg platter with a side of
> sausage gravy and a extra sausage biscuit. Washing
> all that down with a diet coke is a great way to
> start the day. My bowels got this!
Oh my boiled, should I send a team of midwives with forceps and C section materials? That sounds very dangerous. I feel sorry for your lower and upper intestine.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 16, 2019 09:05AM
Happy Father’s Day to my dad. Despite him walking around in underwear and the obese neighbor in a dress I’m lucky.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 16, 2019 10:38AM
The fake postings are funny.
My Dad and the obese neighbor are back from Walmart, we are getting ready to head to Lake Anna. If the farting gets too heavy in the cabin we are staying at I am prepared to sleep in the obese neighbors pickup truck. I noticed that they bought 3 cases of bud light and several big bags of ice. I think this is going to be a drinking trip more than a fishing trip.
My Dad and the obese neighbor are back from Walmart, we are getting ready to head to Lake Anna. If the farting gets too heavy in the cabin we are staying at I am prepared to sleep in the obese neighbors pickup truck. I noticed that they bought 3 cases of bud light and several big bags of ice. I think this is going to be a drinking trip more than a fishing trip.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Shit troll
()
Date: June 16, 2019 10:50AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> The fake postings are funny.
>
> My Dad and the obese neighbor are back from
> Walmart, we are getting ready to head to Lake
> Anna. If the farting gets too heavy in the cabin
> we are staying at I am prepared to sleep in the
> obese neighbors pickup truck. I noticed that they
> bought 3 cases of bud light and several big bags
> of ice. I think this is going to be a drinking
> trip more than a fishing trip.
The fake postings are better than your stupid fucking fake postings.
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> The fake postings are funny.
>
> My Dad and the obese neighbor are back from
> Walmart, we are getting ready to head to Lake
> Anna. If the farting gets too heavy in the cabin
> we are staying at I am prepared to sleep in the
> obese neighbors pickup truck. I noticed that they
> bought 3 cases of bud light and several big bags
> of ice. I think this is going to be a drinking
> trip more than a fishing trip.
The fake postings are better than your stupid fucking fake postings.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 16, 2019 11:33AM
I ate pizza with greasy cheese. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 16, 2019 01:20PM
Shit troll Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The fake postings are funny.
> >
> > My Dad and the obese neighbor are back from
> > Walmart, we are getting ready to head to Lake
> > Anna. If the farting gets too heavy in the
> cabin
> > we are staying at I am prepared to sleep in the
> > obese neighbors pickup truck. I noticed that
> they
> > bought 3 cases of bud light and several big
> bags
> > of ice. I think this is going to be a drinking
> > trip more than a fishing trip.
>
>
> The fake postings are better than your stupid
> fucking fake postings.
If you don’t like ignore. We should be all we should to encourage youth. Spring Onion is actually a productive young man who cares. I don’t like how his father treats him.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The fake postings are funny.
> >
> > My Dad and the obese neighbor are back from
> > Walmart, we are getting ready to head to Lake
> > Anna. If the farting gets too heavy in the
> cabin
> > we are staying at I am prepared to sleep in the
> > obese neighbors pickup truck. I noticed that
> they
> > bought 3 cases of bud light and several big
> bags
> > of ice. I think this is going to be a drinking
> > trip more than a fishing trip.
>
>
> The fake postings are better than your stupid
> fucking fake postings.
If you don’t like ignore. We should be all we should to encourage youth. Spring Onion is actually a productive young man who cares. I don’t like how his father treats him.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bored Onion
()
Date: June 16, 2019 02:58PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Shit troll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The fake postings are funny.
> > >
> > > My Dad and the obese neighbor are back from
> > > Walmart, we are getting ready to head to Lake
> > > Anna. If the farting gets too heavy in the
> > cabin
> > > we are staying at I am prepared to sleep in
> the
> > > obese neighbors pickup truck. I noticed that
> > they
> > > bought 3 cases of bud light and several big
> > bags
> > > of ice. I think this is going to be a
> drinking
> > > trip more than a fishing trip.
> >
> >
> > The fake postings are better than your stupid
> > fucking fake postings.
>
> If you don’t like ignore. We should be all we
> should to encourage youth. Spring Onion is
> actually a productive young man who cares. I
> don’t like how his father treats him.
No, he is just another sock puppet (as are you) of feces-eating, shit-gif-posting Brown Onion. Boring as hell. Im in the camp where the other spring onion postings are 1000x fmore interesting than the BOBoring TM sockpuppet postings...
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> Shit troll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The fake postings are funny.
> > >
> > > My Dad and the obese neighbor are back from
> > > Walmart, we are getting ready to head to Lake
> > > Anna. If the farting gets too heavy in the
> > cabin
> > > we are staying at I am prepared to sleep in
> the
> > > obese neighbors pickup truck. I noticed that
> > they
> > > bought 3 cases of bud light and several big
> > bags
> > > of ice. I think this is going to be a
> drinking
> > > trip more than a fishing trip.
> >
> >
> > The fake postings are better than your stupid
> > fucking fake postings.
>
> If you don’t like ignore. We should be all we
> should to encourage youth. Spring Onion is
> actually a productive young man who cares. I
> don’t like how his father treats him.
No, he is just another sock puppet (as are you) of feces-eating, shit-gif-posting Brown Onion. Boring as hell. Im in the camp where the other spring onion postings are 1000x fmore interesting than the BOBoring TM sockpuppet postings...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 16, 2019 02:59PM
Getting ready to cook two big racks of pork ribs on the Weber kettle. I also got a frozen bag of potatoes O'Brien. I am going to slow smoke the ribs then set them into a big pan and cover them with Stubbs bbq sauce and leave them in the oven at 200 degrees for about 90 minutes. I will fry up the potatoes just prior to serving. Look out bowels, here it comes!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 16, 2019 03:13PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Getting ready to cook two big racks of pork ribs
> on the Weber kettle. I also got a frozen bag of
> potatoes O'Brien. I am going to slow smoke the
> ribs then set them into a big pan and cover them
> with Stubbs bbq sauce and leave them in the oven
> at 200 degrees for about 90 minutes. I will fry up
> the potatoes just prior to serving. Look out
> bowels, here it comes!
My god that’s Hiroshima! I’m very concerned.
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> Getting ready to cook two big racks of pork ribs
> on the Weber kettle. I also got a frozen bag of
> potatoes O'Brien. I am going to slow smoke the
> ribs then set them into a big pan and cover them
> with Stubbs bbq sauce and leave them in the oven
> at 200 degrees for about 90 minutes. I will fry up
> the potatoes just prior to serving. Look out
> bowels, here it comes!
My god that’s Hiroshima! I’m very concerned.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 16, 2019 03:51PM
Those are “foods your bowels don’t want.”
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
No shit u
()
Date: June 16, 2019 08:36PM
Splatter Humphries Wrote:
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> Those are “foods your bowels don’t want.”
Fucking dumb
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> Those are “foods your bowels don’t want.”
Fucking dumb
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 16, 2019 09:30PM
Hoping not to have an embolism. The sweat levels are high. The forehead veins are popping. There’s a good chance my colon will fall out like a dilapidated wind sock. The midwives are on the way but they need to speed it up. This might be a breech birth of a large basketball.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Great point Onion
()
Date: June 17, 2019 12:29AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 17, 2019 08:14AM
You try to stifle free speech with shit gifs. You’re a god damn spoiled brat.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
just sayin onion
()
Date: June 17, 2019 01:05PM
Disgusting picture but in line with thread also 'goddamn' is one word just sayin.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 17, 2019 04:55PM
After I get off work I an going to Sheetz to get a footlong pulled pork sub with tomato, onion, cheese and double meat plus a big bag of sour cream and onion chips and a 12 pack of beer. My bowels will not be happy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Cabbage Guy
()
Date: June 17, 2019 06:56PM
I opened the thread to mention that I stopped the cabbage and it has solved my flatulence problem. I offer this in the hopes it might help someone else out. My reward is seeing more of these gross-out pictures this guy Brown Onion posts - truly vile. Grow up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 17, 2019 08:05PM
I remember watching Alan Shepard, John Glenn, and Gus Grissom explore the cosmos. Those men must have had it all, well except Grissom who’s Apollo capsule ended up like my lower intestine with Chafee and I forgot the other astronauts name. These white people accomplished so much. They had the right stuff
It’s amazing that they could fly hundreds of miles around the earth, but that scumbag iguana eating plumber of mine can’t fix the groan throne. I guess drinking piss poor beer is more important than making cash. That dirty fucker probably grew up in a mud hut. Here’s to all my brothers in bowels.
It’s amazing that they could fly hundreds of miles around the earth, but that scumbag iguana eating plumber of mine can’t fix the groan throne. I guess drinking piss poor beer is more important than making cash. That dirty fucker probably grew up in a mud hut. Here’s to all my brothers in bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Shooter Mcgavin
()
Date: June 17, 2019 09:35PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I remember watching Alan Shepard, John Glenn, and
> Gus Grissom explore the cosmos. Those men must
> have had it all, well except Grissom who’s
> Apollo capsule ended up like my lower intestine
> with Chafee and I forgot the other astronauts
> name. These white people accomplished so much.
> They had the right stuff
>
> It’s amazing that they could fly hundreds of
> miles around the earth, but that scumbag iguana
> eating plumber of mine can’t fix the groan
> throne. I guess drinking piss poor beer is more
> important than making cash. That dirty fucker
> probably grew up in a mud hut. Here’s to all my
> brothers in bowels.
What a awful attitude you have
-------------------------------------------------------
> I remember watching Alan Shepard, John Glenn, and
> Gus Grissom explore the cosmos. Those men must
> have had it all, well except Grissom who’s
> Apollo capsule ended up like my lower intestine
> with Chafee and I forgot the other astronauts
> name. These white people accomplished so much.
> They had the right stuff
>
> It’s amazing that they could fly hundreds of
> miles around the earth, but that scumbag iguana
> eating plumber of mine can’t fix the groan
> throne. I guess drinking piss poor beer is more
> important than making cash. That dirty fucker
> probably grew up in a mud hut. Here’s to all my
> brothers in bowels.
What a awful attitude you have
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
4 Racists Onion-moreUKnow!
()
Date: June 18, 2019 12:14PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I remember watching Alan Shepard, John Glenn, and
> Gus Grissom explore the cosmos. Those men must
> have had it all, well except Grissom who’s
> Apollo capsule ended up like my lower intestine
> with Chafee and I forgot the other astronauts
> name. These white people accomplished so much.
> They had the right stuff
>
> It’s amazing that they could fly hundreds of
> miles around the earth, but that scumbag iguana
> eating plumber of mine can’t fix the groan
> throne. I guess drinking piss poor beer is more
> important than making cash. That dirty fucker
> probably grew up in a mud hut. Here’s to all my
> brothers in bowels.
even more amazing is that year in and year out you are either too poor or too stupid to find a toilet that works for your needs. Seems like a daily or weekly thing your toilet is in need of repair. They do make toilets with disposals, they make toilets that do not clog.
Finally, you seem too dim to understand there are fleets of qualified white plumbers available to you if you have more than $20 to pay for repairs. There are even trucks with pictures of white guys on them for racist idiots like you who either cannot read or are too stupid to grasp the written message.
<white plumber
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> I remember watching Alan Shepard, John Glenn, and
> Gus Grissom explore the cosmos. Those men must
> have had it all, well except Grissom who’s
> Apollo capsule ended up like my lower intestine
> with Chafee and I forgot the other astronauts
> name. These white people accomplished so much.
> They had the right stuff
>
> It’s amazing that they could fly hundreds of
> miles around the earth, but that scumbag iguana
> eating plumber of mine can’t fix the groan
> throne. I guess drinking piss poor beer is more
> important than making cash. That dirty fucker
> probably grew up in a mud hut. Here’s to all my
> brothers in bowels.
even more amazing is that year in and year out you are either too poor or too stupid to find a toilet that works for your needs. Seems like a daily or weekly thing your toilet is in need of repair. They do make toilets with disposals, they make toilets that do not clog.
Finally, you seem too dim to understand there are fleets of qualified white plumbers available to you if you have more than $20 to pay for repairs. There are even trucks with pictures of white guys on them for racist idiots like you who either cannot read or are too stupid to grasp the written message.
<white plumberRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
uncloggable toilet onion
()
Date: June 18, 2019 12:19PM
https://www.theshandle.com/blogs/blog/14800061-the-uncloggable-toilet
flushes 20 golf balls or 3.5lbs of dog food - enjoy the video and say goodbye to your savage plumber.
flushes 20 golf balls or 3.5lbs of dog food - enjoy the video and say goodbye to your savage plumber.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 18, 2019 03:22PM
Jules seems a little down - I think she is dieting because she seemed to lose 10lbs overnight. She mentioned something about 'heavy spotting' - guess she is taking up bird watching. The obese neighbor brought her a box of chocolates and a get well card. I caught dad trying to lace the chocolates with Ex-Lax and stopped him.
Grandma is baking some stone-ground whole wheat bread and I just finished a large bowl of raw cauliflower, with a organic wheat germ, brewer's yeast and yogurt compote.
Grandma is baking some stone-ground whole wheat bread and I just finished a large bowl of raw cauliflower, with a organic wheat germ, brewer's yeast and yogurt compote.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 18, 2019 07:13PM
I think my colon fell out. Film at 11.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion
()
Date: June 19, 2019 07:20AM
Come on down to Fairfax Boulevardz. Spinning signz in hot weather by Jiffy Lubez. Come on and let me provide you oil changez. Don’t bring wivez or lady friendz let my give the goodz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion FanZ
()
Date: June 19, 2019 11:21AM
Red Onion Wrote:
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> Come on down to Fairfax Boulevardz. Spinning signz
> in hot weather by Jiffy Lubez. Come on and let me
> provide you oil changez. Don’t bring wivez or
> lady friendz let my give the goodz!
Red a great day to get out to get some Bayz-in-Bayz from a skilled professional such as yourself. Smart to start early as the afternoon thunderstorms can put damper on LubeZ. So great to see you working hard and climbing the ladderZ.
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> Come on down to Fairfax Boulevardz. Spinning signz
> in hot weather by Jiffy Lubez. Come on and let me
> provide you oil changez. Don’t bring wivez or
> lady friendz let my give the goodz!
Red a great day to get out to get some Bayz-in-Bayz from a skilled professional such as yourself. Smart to start early as the afternoon thunderstorms can put damper on LubeZ. So great to see you working hard and climbing the ladderZ.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bored OnionZ
()
Date: June 19, 2019 11:23AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think my colon fell out. Film at 11.
With any luck you will get arrested again and have to pretend you had a heart attack for 6 months. We can only hope.
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> I think my colon fell out. Film at 11.
With any luck you will get arrested again and have to pretend you had a heart attack for 6 months. We can only hope.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 19, 2019 11:27AM
Deviled eggs, ham, and milk. Take that bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Lexicon Onion
()
Date: June 19, 2019 11:39AM
ass scalding diarehea
Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.
Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!
bowel bomb
This occurs as you carry around a huge turd, looking for a target on which to drop it. The turd, like a bomb, is lethal as it cooks up getting ready for the mission. When it is let go, it is like a bomb from an airplane, headed to the target, destroying the vessel into/onto which it lands.
Jim waited till his girlfriend went into the kitchen to sneak into the bathroom, drop his bowel bomb, and totally destroy the bowl.
Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.
Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!
bowel bomb
This occurs as you carry around a huge turd, looking for a target on which to drop it. The turd, like a bomb, is lethal as it cooks up getting ready for the mission. When it is let go, it is like a bomb from an airplane, headed to the target, destroying the vessel into/onto which it lands.
Jim waited till his girlfriend went into the kitchen to sneak into the bathroom, drop his bowel bomb, and totally destroy the bowl.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nuff said? Onion
()
Date: June 19, 2019 12:55PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Jules seems a little down - I think she is dieting
> because she seemed to lose 10lbs overnight. She
> mentioned something about 'heavy spotting' - guess
> she is taking up bird watching. The obese
> neighbor brought her a box of chocolates and a get
> well card. I caught dad trying to lace the
> chocolates with Ex-Lax and stopped him.
>
> Grandma is baking some stone-ground whole wheat
> bread and I just finished a large bowl of raw
> cauliflower, with a organic wheat germ, brewer's
> yeast and yogurt compote.
spring I know you are a young idiot but it seems like your girlfriend had a miscarriage - she needs your support now more than ever. Also from your earlier posts its seems like your neighbor might be the father and responsible for the miscarriage. Time to put down childish things, be a man, and put a bullet in his head.
Nuff said?
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> Jules seems a little down - I think she is dieting
> because she seemed to lose 10lbs overnight. She
> mentioned something about 'heavy spotting' - guess
> she is taking up bird watching. The obese
> neighbor brought her a box of chocolates and a get
> well card. I caught dad trying to lace the
> chocolates with Ex-Lax and stopped him.
>
> Grandma is baking some stone-ground whole wheat
> bread and I just finished a large bowl of raw
> cauliflower, with a organic wheat germ, brewer's
> yeast and yogurt compote.
spring I know you are a young idiot but it seems like your girlfriend had a miscarriage - she needs your support now more than ever. Also from your earlier posts its seems like your neighbor might be the father and responsible for the miscarriage. Time to put down childish things, be a man, and put a bullet in his head.
Nuff said?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 19, 2019 01:27PM
You really are a sick monster. To tell someone, a youth nonetheless such acts of violence, you are repulsive.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 19, 2019 02:50PM
Hot weather is diarrhea unfortunately. Might have to move up north.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 19, 2019 04:37PM
Left work early today and went to the grocery store to get some healthy food but I just could not resist the rotisserie chickens that looked so beautiful spinning in those ovens. I bought the biggest chicken they had and some really big potatoes. Those potatoes are baking in my toaster oven now, looking forward to dinner time. My bowels will have to deal with it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
High Caliber Diet Onion
()
Date: June 19, 2019 06:28PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Left work early today and went to the grocery
> store to get some healthy food but I just could
> not resist the rotisserie chickens that looked so
> beautiful spinning in those ovens. I bought the
> biggest chicken they had and some really big
> potatoes. Those potatoes are baking in my toaster
> oven now, looking forward to dinner time. My
> bowels will have to deal with it.
Stupid, boring - chicken and potatoes somehow harm your bowels. Gee, how horrible for you. Thats what Drs prescribe for people digestive problems. Personally Id suggest the 1 bullet diet for your fuckface.
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> Left work early today and went to the grocery
> store to get some healthy food but I just could
> not resist the rotisserie chickens that looked so
> beautiful spinning in those ovens. I bought the
> biggest chicken they had and some really big
> potatoes. Those potatoes are baking in my toaster
> oven now, looking forward to dinner time. My
> bowels will have to deal with it.
Stupid, boring - chicken and potatoes somehow harm your bowels. Gee, how horrible for you. Thats what Drs prescribe for people digestive problems. Personally Id suggest the 1 bullet diet for your fuckface.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 19, 2019 08:20PM
Looks like the rectal mirror is showing poor returns. Its going to be a nailbiter, and probably going to have my teeth on the fan belt as I unload this goliath like monster that's brewing as we speak.
To my fellow IBS sufferers, I would like to suggest beets to your diets. I was reading earlier about them, and having tried them, they are tasty and can help your digestive system kick up into overdrive.
Obviously its not a cure. You'll still be delivering a basketball or cinder blocks, but it beats an SUV.
To my fellow IBS sufferers, I would like to suggest beets to your diets. I was reading earlier about them, and having tried them, they are tasty and can help your digestive system kick up into overdrive.
Obviously its not a cure. You'll still be delivering a basketball or cinder blocks, but it beats an SUV.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 20, 2019 04:29AM
Grits, hashbrowns, and beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 20, 2019 06:52AM
The obese neighbor woke me up singing along to dads opera music. Both of them are walking around hand in hand farting. Grandma just says that’s what friends do, as moms drinking increases drastically.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 20, 2019 08:56AM
Pancakes and sausage. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 20, 2019 10:42AM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Pancakes and sausage. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!
Okay. I’m trying to be reasonable but it sounds like you’re torturing your bowels. I understand our bowels send our brains, not the other way around what we should eat. Yet it’s time for your bowels to take the backseat.
If you eat foods like this, yes your colon and starfish will go into rebellion mode. How about trying different foods? Unless you want stitches and midwives I suggest you make changes.
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> Pancakes and sausage. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!
Okay. I’m trying to be reasonable but it sounds like you’re torturing your bowels. I understand our bowels send our brains, not the other way around what we should eat. Yet it’s time for your bowels to take the backseat.
If you eat foods like this, yes your colon and starfish will go into rebellion mode. How about trying different foods? Unless you want stitches and midwives I suggest you make changes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sploosh!
()
Date: June 20, 2019 01:49PM
What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's #3 for lunch today with lettuce, tomato,
onion and mayo. This should pass easily in the wee hours of Friday
morning and bowels will be good. Shout out to the ONIONS... holla!!
onion and mayo. This should pass easily in the wee hours of Friday
morning and bowels will be good. Shout out to the ONIONS... holla!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion
()
Date: June 20, 2019 02:52PM
Shirtz and pantz off. Down on Fairfax Boulevardz in Underwearz spinning signz. Come get your oil changez with me. Specialz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 20, 2019 04:59PM
Going to get Domino's delivery when I get home. Going to get the two medium two toppings deal. Double mushroom on one and extra cheese/sausage on the other. This will go good with a 12 pack of Miller high life. My bowels are going to be challenged.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 20, 2019 08:58PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Going to get Domino's delivery when I get home.
> Going to get the two medium two toppings deal.
> Double mushroom on one and extra cheese/sausage on
> the other. This will go good with a 12 pack of
> Miller high life. My bowels are going to be
> challenged.
Please tell me you’re not in Great Falls. That is scary and I worry for you and neighbors.
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> Going to get Domino's delivery when I get home.
> Going to get the two medium two toppings deal.
> Double mushroom on one and extra cheese/sausage on
> the other. This will go good with a 12 pack of
> Miller high life. My bowels are going to be
> challenged.
Please tell me you’re not in Great Falls. That is scary and I worry for you and neighbors.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Poor Man's Colon
()
Date: June 21, 2019 04:46AM
When your colon is bowlin'
Mud brought up from the depths of the pond.
Oddest thread here.
Mud brought up from the depths of the pond.
Oddest thread here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: June 21, 2019 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy has been eating lots of Royal Farm chicken because 5am guy has been dating the chicken frying woman that works there. 5am guy has discovered that Royal Farm fried chicken is not good for the bowels. 5am guy extends best wishes to all the BiB's!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Chicken Fat Onion
()
Date: June 21, 2019 12:44PM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy has been
> eating lots of Royal Farm chicken because 5am guy
> has been dating the chicken frying woman that
> works there. 5am guy has discovered that Royal
> Farm fried chicken is not good for the bowels. 5am
> guy extends best wishes to all the BiB's!
Is this a step up from the iHop druggie you dated last? Chicken fryer - you really can pick em. Use some of the chicken fat from the bottom of your take out box and use it to lube her asshole for ur cockplay. She will be clucking to your cuckin' Enjoy the herpes.
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> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy has been
> eating lots of Royal Farm chicken because 5am guy
> has been dating the chicken frying woman that
> works there. 5am guy has discovered that Royal
> Farm fried chicken is not good for the bowels. 5am
> guy extends best wishes to all the BiB's!
Is this a step up from the iHop druggie you dated last? Chicken fryer - you really can pick em. Use some of the chicken fat from the bottom of your take out box and use it to lube her asshole for ur cockplay. She will be clucking to your cuckin' Enjoy the herpes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 21, 2019 12:54PM
^ not a very nice thing to say about our retarded felon Red Onion just trying to find love in this crazy world. Also Royal Farm is not a place you want to get your food from friend. Is she fat?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 21, 2019 05:23PM
Just got home after stopping at Red Hot and Blew. Got 2 racks of ribs and a quart of potato salad. Look out bowels, here it comes!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 21, 2019 07:02PM
The midwives and their crash cart have left. Their work is done. I write this with sore bowels and what’s left of my starfish.
If you’ve seen the end of Carrie, that’s what’s showing in the rectal mirror.
If you’ve seen the end of Carrie, that’s what’s showing in the rectal mirror.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: June 21, 2019 07:26PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The midwives and their crash cart have left. Their
> work is done. I write this with sore bowels and
> what’s left of my starfish.
>
> If you’ve seen the end of Carrie, that’s
> what’s showing in the rectal mirror.
You still cry over crapping? What the fuck is your problem?
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> The midwives and their crash cart have left. Their
> work is done. I write this with sore bowels and
> what’s left of my starfish.
>
> If you’ve seen the end of Carrie, that’s
> what’s showing in the rectal mirror.
You still cry over crapping? What the fuck is your problem?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Shitcan Joe
()
Date: June 21, 2019 07:32PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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>
> If you’ve seen the end of Carrie, that’s
> what’s showing in the rectal mirror.
If you have blood pouring out of your rectum, you may want to go to the ER. Hopefully you’ll die again there so we don’t have to read any more of your stupid ass posts.
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>
> If you’ve seen the end of Carrie, that’s
> what’s showing in the rectal mirror.
If you have blood pouring out of your rectum, you may want to go to the ER. Hopefully you’ll die again there so we don’t have to read any more of your stupid ass posts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 21, 2019 09:27PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The midwives and their crash cart have left. Their
> work is done. I write this with sore bowels and
> what’s left of my starfish.
>
> If you’ve seen the end of Carrie, that’s
> what’s showing in the rectal mirror.
Thoughts,Prayers and positive vibes heading your way!
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> The midwives and their crash cart have left. Their
> work is done. I write this with sore bowels and
> what’s left of my starfish.
>
> If you’ve seen the end of Carrie, that’s
> what’s showing in the rectal mirror.
Thoughts,Prayers and positive vibes heading your way!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 22, 2019 06:42AM
Those ribs and the potato salad from last night really churned in my gut, woke me up at 3am for a HUGE dump. Now I am feeling better and will be heading to Yorkshire restaurant in Manassas for Steak and 6 eggs with biscuits and sausage gravy on the side.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 22, 2019 07:46AM
I ate waffles and grits. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 22, 2019 08:10AM
The obese neighbor is in flip flops. He so needs to cut his toe nails. Also they are painted red which is strange. Dad is asleep from drinking too much. Grandma says we can bake granola bars later this morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 22, 2019 09:33AM
Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 22, 2019 11:11AM
Just two more weeks till I move into my Grandma's basement in the Richmond area. I love my Dad but I will be happy to get away from all the drunken craziness that goes on around here. Last night my Dad and the obese neighbor had a cookout and they invited some friends over.
They cooked big greasy chicken leg quarters on the grill and everybody got drunk. There are empty Busch beer cans and chicken bones strewn all over the backyard. There are several men still sleeping on the basement floor. Thankfully the windows are open so the smell is not too strong.
They cooked big greasy chicken leg quarters on the grill and everybody got drunk. There are empty Busch beer cans and chicken bones strewn all over the backyard. There are several men still sleeping on the basement floor. Thankfully the windows are open so the smell is not too strong.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion
()
Date: June 22, 2019 11:39AM
Spinning signz. Out on Fairfax Boulevardz. Wearing only underwearz. You can see buttockz if look close. Bayz in bayz action in jiffy lubez. Don’t bring your wivez got oil changez here!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 22, 2019 11:46AM
Forgot to mention to get away from dad's drunken party I took Verified Green up on a trip in his van to get some Dippin' Dots and additional RAM for my gaming computer(his treat). I must have been really tired because I remember eating the Dippin' Dots Green got me but after that everything is a blank. I woke up this morning with a headache and a really sore starfish and some blood in my underwear - guess I must have had one of Mr. Brown Onion's cinder block bowel movements.
Anyway I cant find the RAM and figure Ill just get an organic wheat grass and tofu salad grandma made for me for lunch. (my starfish Really hurts)
Anyway I cant find the RAM and figure Ill just get an organic wheat grass and tofu salad grandma made for me for lunch. (my starfish Really hurts)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 22, 2019 01:19PM
Embarrassing to be walking Burke lake to squirts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 22, 2019 02:54PM
Splatter Humphries Wrote:
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> Embarrassing to be walking Burke lake to squirts.
That has to be awful. I’m very sorry.
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> Embarrassing to be walking Burke lake to squirts.
That has to be awful. I’m very sorry.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tennesee Tim
()
Date: June 22, 2019 03:07PM
We are going to head up to Tysons Corner for some Tenessee Tea Stain fun this evening. We will be stopping at furniture stores and automotive dealerships. Bring running shoes and an extra pair of pants, as this will be a tea stain marathon!
Sharona you’re invited to join us. Bring some cheesecloth if you have any. We’ll meet outside the Tysons Corner metro station at 6pm.
Sharona you’re invited to join us. Bring some cheesecloth if you have any. We’ll meet outside the Tysons Corner metro station at 6pm.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 22, 2019 03:54PM
If you went to a board certified GI, these would not be problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 22, 2019 05:37PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
Continuing their torturous cycle of filling, emptying, and then delivering another large gut busting tile peeling vein popping screaming delivery.
How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive in my prayers.
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> Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
Continuing their torturous cycle of filling, emptying, and then delivering another large gut busting tile peeling vein popping screaming delivery.
How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive in my prayers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 22, 2019 06:04PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
>
> Continuing their torturous cycle of filling,
> emptying, and then delivering another large gut
> busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> delivery.
>
> How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive in my
> prayers.
Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is slowing the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the doctors still say she is terminal. We don't know how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have sold two of our three rental properties but we are keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be comfortable. Thank God for the JMU health insurance as they are paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars for her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't think I will be around long, I don't know. Right now I am staying focused on her and not feeling sorry for myself.
The things life can throw at you! You just never know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
>
> Continuing their torturous cycle of filling,
> emptying, and then delivering another large gut
> busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> delivery.
>
> How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive in my
> prayers.
Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is slowing the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the doctors still say she is terminal. We don't know how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have sold two of our three rental properties but we are keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be comfortable. Thank God for the JMU health insurance as they are paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars for her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't think I will be around long, I don't know. Right now I am staying focused on her and not feeling sorry for myself.
The things life can throw at you! You just never know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 22, 2019 08:33PM
I ate a bacon cheeseburger. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 22, 2019 08:48PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I ate a bacon cheeseburger. What was I thinking?
> My poor bowels!
Obtuse write ups. When you eat that it is your fault.
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> I ate a bacon cheeseburger. What was I thinking?
> My poor bowels!
Obtuse write ups. When you eat that it is your fault.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 22, 2019 09:14PM
Since it's Saturday night I decided to get crazy and make a double batch of beef noodle hamburger helper. Two full pounds of ground round went into this. My bowels are up for this latest challenge.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tea Stains Onion
()
Date: June 22, 2019 11:24PM
Tennesee Tim Wrote:
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> We are going to head up to Tysons Corner for some
> Tenessee Tea Stain fun this evening. We will be
> stopping at furniture stores and automotive
> dealerships. Bring running shoes and an extra pair
> of pants, as this will be a tea stain marathon!
>
> Sharona you’re invited to join us. Bring some
> cheesecloth if you have any. We’ll meet outside
> the Tysons Corner metro station at 6pm.
Hashing a Tea Stains round? Interesting, we always walk in the mall or a furniture store. I like the idea of mixing in some exercise but the logistics of the cheesecloth undies giving out make this a hybrid event. Hope you have a wonderful, freeing outing!
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> We are going to head up to Tysons Corner for some
> Tenessee Tea Stain fun this evening. We will be
> stopping at furniture stores and automotive
> dealerships. Bring running shoes and an extra pair
> of pants, as this will be a tea stain marathon!
>
> Sharona you’re invited to join us. Bring some
> cheesecloth if you have any. We’ll meet outside
> the Tysons Corner metro station at 6pm.
Hashing a Tea Stains round? Interesting, we always walk in the mall or a furniture store. I like the idea of mixing in some exercise but the logistics of the cheesecloth undies giving out make this a hybrid event. Hope you have a wonderful, freeing outing!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hospice Onion
()
Date: June 22, 2019 11:28PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
> >
> > Continuing their torturous cycle of filling,
> > emptying, and then delivering another large gut
> > busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> > delivery.
> >
> > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive in
> my
> > prayers.
>
> Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is slowing
> the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> doctors still say she is terminal. We don't know
> how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have sold
> two of our three rental properties but we are
> keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be comfortable.
> Thank God for the JMU health insurance as they are
> paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars for
> her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't think I
> will be around long, I don't know. Right now I am
> staying focused on her and not feeling sorry for
> myself.
> The things life can throw at you! You just never
> know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.
HOpe your fake wife gets better...or dies - it really doent matter. Perhaps if she passes quickly and you follow soon after we will be free from your dumb and boring fictional posts about JMU. Have a great pretend weekend and consider fucking your wife in the ass one last time at the hospital for old times sake...
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
> >
> > Continuing their torturous cycle of filling,
> > emptying, and then delivering another large gut
> > busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> > delivery.
> >
> > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive in
> my
> > prayers.
>
> Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is slowing
> the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> doctors still say she is terminal. We don't know
> how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have sold
> two of our three rental properties but we are
> keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be comfortable.
> Thank God for the JMU health insurance as they are
> paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars for
> her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't think I
> will be around long, I don't know. Right now I am
> staying focused on her and not feeling sorry for
> myself.
> The things life can throw at you! You just never
> know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.
HOpe your fake wife gets better...or dies - it really doent matter. Perhaps if she passes quickly and you follow soon after we will be free from your dumb and boring fictional posts about JMU. Have a great pretend weekend and consider fucking your wife in the ass one last time at the hospital for old times sake...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Cagagencia
()
Date: June 23, 2019 12:09AM
Quinoa bowl* from Moes with a lot of salsa tonight for dinner. Tomorrow, I will drink my standard quart-size pot of strong black coffee while reading the paper. I anticipate a gut-busting massive that will clean me out and I will be feeling like a million bucks.
*Quinoa, beans, onions, lettuce, rice. Fiber content: super high!!
*Quinoa, beans, onions, lettuce, rice. Fiber content: super high!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 23, 2019 06:22AM
Up early today and just had a good dump. Time to head over to Roy Rogers for a sausage platter with a extra biscuit and a side of sausage gravy. Does anyone know if the Sonic in Manassas is open yet? Footlong Sonic dogs would be good for lunch today. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 23, 2019 07:09AM
Hospice Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
> > >
> > > Continuing their torturous cycle of filling,
> > > emptying, and then delivering another large
> gut
> > > busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> > > delivery.
> > >
> > > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive
> in
> > my
> > > prayers.
> >
> > Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is slowing
> > the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> > doctors still say she is terminal. We don't
> know
> > how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have
> sold
> > two of our three rental properties but we are
> > keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be
> comfortable.
> > Thank God for the JMU health insurance as they
> are
> > paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars for
> > her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't think
> I
> > will be around long, I don't know. Right now I
> am
> > staying focused on her and not feeling sorry
> for
> > myself.
> > The things life can throw at you! You just
> never
> > know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.
>
> HOpe your fake wife gets better...or dies - it
> really doent matter. Perhaps if she passes
> quickly and you follow soon after we will be free
> from your dumb and boring fictional posts about
> JMU. Have a great pretend weekend and consider
> fucking your wife in the ass one last time at the
> hospital for old times sake...
You’re truly a asshole. Fine that you’re obsessed fucking with BO. But this man is suffering and you pull this. You should apologize immediately. You really are sick.
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
> > >
> > > Continuing their torturous cycle of filling,
> > > emptying, and then delivering another large
> gut
> > > busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> > > delivery.
> > >
> > > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive
> in
> > my
> > > prayers.
> >
> > Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is slowing
> > the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> > doctors still say she is terminal. We don't
> know
> > how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have
> sold
> > two of our three rental properties but we are
> > keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be
> comfortable.
> > Thank God for the JMU health insurance as they
> are
> > paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars for
> > her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't think
> I
> > will be around long, I don't know. Right now I
> am
> > staying focused on her and not feeling sorry
> for
> > myself.
> > The things life can throw at you! You just
> never
> > know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.
>
> HOpe your fake wife gets better...or dies - it
> really doent matter. Perhaps if she passes
> quickly and you follow soon after we will be free
> from your dumb and boring fictional posts about
> JMU. Have a great pretend weekend and consider
> fucking your wife in the ass one last time at the
> hospital for old times sake...
You’re truly a asshole. Fine that you’re obsessed fucking with BO. But this man is suffering and you pull this. You should apologize immediately. You really are sick.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hospice Onion
()
Date: June 23, 2019 08:51AM
Miscavage. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hospice Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
> > > >
> > > > Continuing their torturous cycle of
> filling,
> > > > emptying, and then delivering another large
> > gut
> > > > busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> > > > delivery.
> > > >
> > > > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive
> > in
> > > my
> > > > prayers.
> > >
> > > Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is
> slowing
> > > the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> > > doctors still say she is terminal. We don't
> > know
> > > how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have
> > sold
> > > two of our three rental properties but we are
> > > keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be
> > comfortable.
> > > Thank God for the JMU health insurance as
> they
> > are
> > > paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars
> for
> > > her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't
> think
> > I
> > > will be around long, I don't know. Right now
> I
> > am
> > > staying focused on her and not feeling sorry
> > for
> > > myself.
> > > The things life can throw at you! You just
> > never
> > > know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.
> >
> > HOpe your fake wife gets better...or dies - it
> > really doent matter. Perhaps if she passes
> > quickly and you follow soon after we will be
> free
> > from your dumb and boring fictional posts about
> > JMU. Have a great pretend weekend and consider
> > fucking your wife in the ass one last time at
> the
> > hospital for old times sake...
>
> You’re truly a asshole. Fine that you’re
> obsessed fucking with BO. But this man is
> suffering and you pull this. You should apologize
> immediately. You really are sick.
yea he burned that bridge when he went to jail and pretended he had a heart attack and died. I remember being sympathetic then.
Maybe if he fucked his fake wife in the ass at fake hospice he could dislodge some of the fake cancer and she could shit it out.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hospice Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
> > > >
> > > > Continuing their torturous cycle of
> filling,
> > > > emptying, and then delivering another large
> > gut
> > > > busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> > > > delivery.
> > > >
> > > > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive
> > in
> > > my
> > > > prayers.
> > >
> > > Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is
> slowing
> > > the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> > > doctors still say she is terminal. We don't
> > know
> > > how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have
> > sold
> > > two of our three rental properties but we are
> > > keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be
> > comfortable.
> > > Thank God for the JMU health insurance as
> they
> > are
> > > paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars
> for
> > > her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't
> think
> > I
> > > will be around long, I don't know. Right now
> I
> > am
> > > staying focused on her and not feeling sorry
> > for
> > > myself.
> > > The things life can throw at you! You just
> > never
> > > know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.
> >
> > HOpe your fake wife gets better...or dies - it
> > really doent matter. Perhaps if she passes
> > quickly and you follow soon after we will be
> free
> > from your dumb and boring fictional posts about
> > JMU. Have a great pretend weekend and consider
> > fucking your wife in the ass one last time at
> the
> > hospital for old times sake...
>
> You’re truly a asshole. Fine that you’re
> obsessed fucking with BO. But this man is
> suffering and you pull this. You should apologize
> immediately. You really are sick.
yea he burned that bridge when he went to jail and pretended he had a heart attack and died. I remember being sympathetic then.
Maybe if he fucked his fake wife in the ass at fake hospice he could dislodge some of the fake cancer and she could shit it out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 23, 2019 09:40AM
The produce was really looking good at Aldi this weekend. Cantaloupes, blackberrys and red peppers all really fresh and tasty. These foods are great for the bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Planned Parenthood Onion
()
Date: June 23, 2019 10:37AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The produce was really looking good at Aldi this
> weekend. Cantaloupes, blackberrys and red peppers
> all really fresh and tasty. These foods are great
> for the bowels!
Is Jules feeling better from her Abortion? Did your starfish require stitches after Green slipped you the roofies?
-------------------------------------------------------
> The produce was really looking good at Aldi this
> weekend. Cantaloupes, blackberrys and red peppers
> all really fresh and tasty. These foods are great
> for the bowels!
Is Jules feeling better from her Abortion? Did your starfish require stitches after Green slipped you the roofies?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 23, 2019 11:55AM
Two Wendys biggie bags and a large frosty for lunch today! Bowels are starting to grow weary.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 23, 2019 03:27PM
Hospice Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hospice Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels
> today?
> > > > >
> > > > > Continuing their torturous cycle of
> > filling,
> > > > > emptying, and then delivering another
> large
> > > gut
> > > > > busting tile peeling vein popping
> screaming
> > > > > delivery.
> > > > >
> > > > > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs
> Dive
> > > in
> > > > my
> > > > > prayers.
> > > >
> > > > Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is
> > slowing
> > > > the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> > > > doctors still say she is terminal. We don't
> > > know
> > > > how long she has, maybe a year or so. We
> have
> > > sold
> > > > two of our three rental properties but we
> are
> > > > keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be
> > > comfortable.
> > > > Thank God for the JMU health insurance as
> > they
> > > are
> > > > paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars
> > for
> > > > her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't
> > think
> > > I
> > > > will be around long, I don't know. Right
> now
> > I
> > > am
> > > > staying focused on her and not feeling
> sorry
> > > for
> > > > myself.
> > > > The things life can throw at you! You just
> > > never
> > > > know. Every day is a gift. God bless you
> BO.
> > >
> > > HOpe your fake wife gets better...or dies -
> it
> > > really doent matter. Perhaps if she passes
> > > quickly and you follow soon after we will be
> > free
> > > from your dumb and boring fictional posts
> about
> > > JMU. Have a great pretend weekend and
> consider
> > > fucking your wife in the ass one last time at
> > the
> > > hospital for old times sake...
> >
> > You’re truly a asshole. Fine that you’re
> > obsessed fucking with BO. But this man is
> > suffering and you pull this. You should
> apologize
> > immediately. You really are sick.
>
> yea he burned that bridge when he went to jail and
> pretended he had a heart attack and died. I
> remember being sympathetic then.
>
> Maybe if he fucked his fake wife in the ass at
> fake hospice he could dislodge some of the fake
> cancer and she could shit it out.
When you die I hope it’s a lonely miserable fucking death as you have no soul. If you want to screw with BO your obsession fine. But seriously it’s disgusting and disgraceful to screw with someone undergoing such difficult circumstances as dive bomber. Take up your shit with BO but have some humanity for him and his wife you worthless psychopath.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hospice Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels
> today?
> > > > >
> > > > > Continuing their torturous cycle of
> > filling,
> > > > > emptying, and then delivering another
> large
> > > gut
> > > > > busting tile peeling vein popping
> screaming
> > > > > delivery.
> > > > >
> > > > > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs
> Dive
> > > in
> > > > my
> > > > > prayers.
> > > >
> > > > Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is
> > slowing
> > > > the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> > > > doctors still say she is terminal. We don't
> > > know
> > > > how long she has, maybe a year or so. We
> have
> > > sold
> > > > two of our three rental properties but we
> are
> > > > keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be
> > > comfortable.
> > > > Thank God for the JMU health insurance as
> > they
> > > are
> > > > paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars
> > for
> > > > her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't
> > think
> > > I
> > > > will be around long, I don't know. Right
> now
> > I
> > > am
> > > > staying focused on her and not feeling
> sorry
> > > for
> > > > myself.
> > > > The things life can throw at you! You just
> > > never
> > > > know. Every day is a gift. God bless you
> BO.
> > >
> > > HOpe your fake wife gets better...or dies -
> it
> > > really doent matter. Perhaps if she passes
> > > quickly and you follow soon after we will be
> > free
> > > from your dumb and boring fictional posts
> about
> > > JMU. Have a great pretend weekend and
> consider
> > > fucking your wife in the ass one last time at
> > the
> > > hospital for old times sake...
> >
> > You’re truly a asshole. Fine that you’re
> > obsessed fucking with BO. But this man is
> > suffering and you pull this. You should
> apologize
> > immediately. You really are sick.
>
> yea he burned that bridge when he went to jail and
> pretended he had a heart attack and died. I
> remember being sympathetic then.
>
> Maybe if he fucked his fake wife in the ass at
> fake hospice he could dislodge some of the fake
> cancer and she could shit it out.
When you die I hope it’s a lonely miserable fucking death as you have no soul. If you want to screw with BO your obsession fine. But seriously it’s disgusting and disgraceful to screw with someone undergoing such difficult circumstances as dive bomber. Take up your shit with BO but have some humanity for him and his wife you worthless psychopath.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
HOspice Onion
()
Date: June 23, 2019 03:33PM
^Your outrage is fake, Dive is fake, his wife is fake. Finally I dont think anal sex, even if rough, will dislodge cancer to the extent it would be curative. I didnt mean to provide false hope.
How are your bowels?
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boris Shitstain
()
Date: June 23, 2019 05:03PM
Dive bomber is a real person. I’m not as upset but I think you could at least apologize to dive. Keep at Brown Onion all you want.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 23, 2019 06:50PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
> >
> > Continuing their torturous cycle of filling,
> > emptying, and then delivering another large gut
> > busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> > delivery.
> >
> > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive in
> my
> > prayers.
>
> Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is slowing
> the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> doctors still say she is terminal. We don't know
> how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have sold
> two of our three rental properties but we are
> keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be comfortable.
> Thank God for the JMU health insurance as they are
> paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars for
> her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't think I
> will be around long, I don't know. Right now I am
> staying focused on her and not feeling sorry for
> myself.
> The things life can throw at you! You just never
> know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.
So sad Dive, but at the same time you have prayers and the prayers of many. I'm sorry you and her have to go through this, yet certainly do love her every day as you have.
Yes, sometimes we must place ourselves or our bowels in the backseat to what really matters. I know you are doing that, and you have my support and the support of others here.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
> >
> > Continuing their torturous cycle of filling,
> > emptying, and then delivering another large gut
> > busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> > delivery.
> >
> > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive in
> my
> > prayers.
>
> Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is slowing
> the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> doctors still say she is terminal. We don't know
> how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have sold
> two of our three rental properties but we are
> keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be comfortable.
> Thank God for the JMU health insurance as they are
> paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars for
> her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't think I
> will be around long, I don't know. Right now I am
> staying focused on her and not feeling sorry for
> myself.
> The things life can throw at you! You just never
> know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.
So sad Dive, but at the same time you have prayers and the prayers of many. I'm sorry you and her have to go through this, yet certainly do love her every day as you have.
Yes, sometimes we must place ourselves or our bowels in the backseat to what really matters. I know you are doing that, and you have my support and the support of others here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Your Local Grocer
()
Date: June 23, 2019 07:30PM
Visit your local grocer. Here you can find fresh fruits and vegetables from local farms. The produce manager has business relationships with farmers and companies. They are an important person in the community. It’s better to go to your local grocer than fast food and other establishment. Stop on by and feel better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 23, 2019 08:23PM
Your Local Grocer Wrote:
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> Visit your local grocer. Here you can find fresh
> fruits and vegetables from local farms. The
> produce manager has business relationships with
> farmers and companies. They are an important
> person in the community. It’s better to go to
> your local grocer than fast food and other
> establishment. Stop on by and feel better.
Which one? Most are international companies.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Visit your local grocer. Here you can find fresh
> fruits and vegetables from local farms. The
> produce manager has business relationships with
> farmers and companies. They are an important
> person in the community. It’s better to go to
> your local grocer than fast food and other
> establishment. Stop on by and feel better.
Which one? Most are international companies.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sully P
()
Date: June 24, 2019 01:23AM
A loved one of mine is very ill and may die. I was told FairfaxUnderground and this thread, about feces and midwives, was the place to seek support and advise. Im really hurting and turning to a thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play seems strange but I want to gain strength by sharing here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 24, 2019 05:58AM
There goes another dog walk in the neighborhood. I’m tired of this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 24, 2019 06:38AM
Splatter Humphries Wrote:
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> There goes another dog walk in the neighborhood.
> I’m tired of this.
This form of IBS has to be difficult. Do you think you could carry wet towelettes and blame the dog for any associated odors? Or a dog walker? I wish you well and all brothers in bowel, because whether a river or cinder block we know pain too well.
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> There goes another dog walk in the neighborhood.
> I’m tired of this.
This form of IBS has to be difficult. Do you think you could carry wet towelettes and blame the dog for any associated odors? Or a dog walker? I wish you well and all brothers in bowel, because whether a river or cinder block we know pain too well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 24, 2019 08:03AM
Waking up to the obese neighbor in a dress making pancakes for dad is really strange. Dad is still recovering from drinking so many beers. Good news is grandma is taking me to a movie today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 24, 2019 10:08AM
A box of corn dogs, French fries and root beer. Take this bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner vk
()
Date: June 24, 2019 10:48AM
You all still boohooing about your butt problems? Grow a pair like the rest of us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 24, 2019 12:41PM
Wally Joyner vk Wrote:
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> You all still boohooing about your butt problems?
> Grow a pair like the rest of us.
I wouldn’t wish IBS on anyone, but maybe you could experience a day or two. Being doubled over in pain as food goes through your 40 feet of plumbing. Or maybe passing out big basketballs or cinder blocks, with tears, sweat, and midwives. Maybe then you’d understand how lucky you are.
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> You all still boohooing about your butt problems?
> Grow a pair like the rest of us.
I wouldn’t wish IBS on anyone, but maybe you could experience a day or two. Being doubled over in pain as food goes through your 40 feet of plumbing. Or maybe passing out big basketballs or cinder blocks, with tears, sweat, and midwives. Maybe then you’d understand how lucky you are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BiB Onion
()
Date: June 24, 2019 12:43PM
Sully P Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A loved one of mine is very ill and may die. I was
> told FairfaxUnderground and this thread, about
> feces and midwives, was the place to seek support
> and advise. Im really hurting and turning to a
> thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play seems
> strange but I want to gain strength by sharing
> here.
Sully, so sorry to hear of your troubles - I will say prayers for you and your loved one. You were right to come here as those of us with digestive issues are a true brotherhood. What kind of illness? Do you have family support locally? Also, when you have a bowel movement do you need people to assist you because your movements are so large they simulate child labor?
Be well friend.
-------------------------------------------------------
> A loved one of mine is very ill and may die. I was
> told FairfaxUnderground and this thread, about
> feces and midwives, was the place to seek support
> and advise. Im really hurting and turning to a
> thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play seems
> strange but I want to gain strength by sharing
> here.
Sully, so sorry to hear of your troubles - I will say prayers for you and your loved one. You were right to come here as those of us with digestive issues are a true brotherhood. What kind of illness? Do you have family support locally? Also, when you have a bowel movement do you need people to assist you because your movements are so large they simulate child labor?
Be well friend.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Onion
()
Date: June 24, 2019 12:51PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wally Joyner vk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You all still boohooing about your butt
> problems?
> > Grow a pair like the rest of us.
>
> I wouldn’t wish IBS on anyone, but maybe you
> could experience a day or two. Being doubled over
> in pain as food goes through your 40 feet of
> plumbing. Or maybe passing out big basketballs or
> cinder blocks, with tears, sweat, and midwives.
> Maybe then you’d understand how lucky you are.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wally Joyner vk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You all still boohooing about your butt
> problems?
> > Grow a pair like the rest of us.
>
> I wouldn’t wish IBS on anyone, but maybe you
> could experience a day or two. Being doubled over
> in pain as food goes through your 40 feet of
> plumbing. Or maybe passing out big basketballs or
> cinder blocks, with tears, sweat, and midwives.
> Maybe then you’d understand how lucky you are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 24, 2019 01:21PM
Those are educational photographs of the colon. And I tip my cup of Metamucil to that poor man. Did medical research show what happened to him after he was disemboweled?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 24, 2019 03:14PM
Oh how nice of obtuse write ups, showing pictures of anatomy. Such an intelligent group of people here. It’s a shame that you can’t be arrested for stupidity.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 24, 2019 03:51PM
Dad and the obese neighbor are dancing in the living room to I think it’s called “Careless Whisper.” It is odd but I guess dancing is more healthy than firing up the grill and drinking beers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 24, 2019 04:27PM
I'll be heading home from work soon. Looks like the two whoppers for 5 dollar deal is still going on at Burger king. Two whoppers and two large onion rings will be enough for tonight. Giving my bowels a break for a change.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 24, 2019 05:02PM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'll be heading home from work soon. Looks like
> the two whoppers for 5 dollar deal is still going
> on at Burger king. Two whoppers and two large
> onion rings will be enough for tonight. Giving my
> bowels a break for a change.
Prayers going up for your bowels. I don’t judge but am concerned you may blow an O ring.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'll be heading home from work soon. Looks like
> the two whoppers for 5 dollar deal is still going
> on at Burger king. Two whoppers and two large
> onion rings will be enough for tonight. Giving my
> bowels a break for a change.
Prayers going up for your bowels. I don’t judge but am concerned you may blow an O ring.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: June 24, 2019 06:07PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll be heading home from work soon. Looks like
> > the two whoppers for 5 dollar deal is still
> going
> > on at Burger king. Two whoppers and two large
> > onion rings will be enough for tonight. Giving
> my
> > bowels a break for a change.
>
>
> Prayers going up for your bowels. I don’t judge
> but am concerned you may blow an O ring.
fucking pussy. how about real health conditions? Heart attacks and shit?
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll be heading home from work soon. Looks like
> > the two whoppers for 5 dollar deal is still
> going
> > on at Burger king. Two whoppers and two large
> > onion rings will be enough for tonight. Giving
> my
> > bowels a break for a change.
>
>
> Prayers going up for your bowels. I don’t judge
> but am concerned you may blow an O ring.
fucking pussy. how about real health conditions? Heart attacks and shit?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sully P
()
Date: June 24, 2019 07:00PM
BiB Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sully P Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A loved one of mine is very ill and may die. I
> was
> > told FairfaxUnderground and this thread, about
> > feces and midwives, was the place to seek
> support
> > and advise. Im really hurting and turning to a
> > thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play seems
> > strange but I want to gain strength by sharing
> > here.
>
>
> Sully, so sorry to hear of your troubles - I will
> say prayers for you and your loved one. You were
> right to come here as those of us with digestive
> issues are a true brotherhood. What kind of
> illness? Do you have family support locally?
> Also, when you have a bowel movement do you need
> people to assist you because your movements are so
> large they simulate child labor?
>
> Be well friend.
The Dr. calls it Chronic Wasting disease but the diagnosis on our bills says 'Creutzfeldt–Jakob' - I guess one is the generic term. My sister was a primitive survivalist 'training' to be on Naked And Afraid. The doctors think she got it from eating raw game in the field. She is very anxious and depressed and has trouble walking. Sometimes she jerks around so much we have to help her feed herself.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sully P Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A loved one of mine is very ill and may die. I
> was
> > told FairfaxUnderground and this thread, about
> > feces and midwives, was the place to seek
> support
> > and advise. Im really hurting and turning to a
> > thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play seems
> > strange but I want to gain strength by sharing
> > here.
>
>
> Sully, so sorry to hear of your troubles - I will
> say prayers for you and your loved one. You were
> right to come here as those of us with digestive
> issues are a true brotherhood. What kind of
> illness? Do you have family support locally?
> Also, when you have a bowel movement do you need
> people to assist you because your movements are so
> large they simulate child labor?
>
> Be well friend.
The Dr. calls it Chronic Wasting disease but the diagnosis on our bills says 'Creutzfeldt–Jakob' - I guess one is the generic term. My sister was a primitive survivalist 'training' to be on Naked And Afraid. The doctors think she got it from eating raw game in the field. She is very anxious and depressed and has trouble walking. Sometimes she jerks around so much we have to help her feed herself.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 24, 2019 08:00PM
Sully P Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BiB Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sully P Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A loved one of mine is very ill and may die.
> I
> > was
> > > told FairfaxUnderground and this thread,
> about
> > > feces and midwives, was the place to seek
> > support
> > > and advise. Im really hurting and turning to
> a
> > > thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play
> seems
> > > strange but I want to gain strength by
> sharing
> > > here.
> >
> >
> > Sully, so sorry to hear of your troubles - I
> will
> > say prayers for you and your loved one. You
> were
> > right to come here as those of us with
> digestive
> > issues are a true brotherhood. What kind of
> > illness? Do you have family support locally?
> > Also, when you have a bowel movement do you
> need
> > people to assist you because your movements are
> so
> > large they simulate child labor?
> >
> > Be well friend.
>
> The Dr. calls it Chronic Wasting disease but the
> diagnosis on our bills says 'Creutzfeldt–Jakob'
> - I guess one is the generic term. My sister was
> a primitive survivalist 'training' to be on Naked
> And Afraid. The doctors think she got it from
> eating raw game in the field. She is very anxious
> and depressed and has trouble walking. Sometimes
> she jerks around so much we have to help her feed
> herself.
Instead of speaking about medical conditions that you have no knowledge of, spreading ignorance in this case, it would behoove you to be honest and not say anything when you know nothing. BSE or mad cow disease has nothing to do with what you are bringing up. Please get some help, preferably at a place like Woodburn, that might be able to assist your particular set of problems.
-------------------------------------------------------
> BiB Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sully P Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A loved one of mine is very ill and may die.
> I
> > was
> > > told FairfaxUnderground and this thread,
> about
> > > feces and midwives, was the place to seek
> > support
> > > and advise. Im really hurting and turning to
> a
> > > thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play
> seems
> > > strange but I want to gain strength by
> sharing
> > > here.
> >
> >
> > Sully, so sorry to hear of your troubles - I
> will
> > say prayers for you and your loved one. You
> were
> > right to come here as those of us with
> digestive
> > issues are a true brotherhood. What kind of
> > illness? Do you have family support locally?
> > Also, when you have a bowel movement do you
> need
> > people to assist you because your movements are
> so
> > large they simulate child labor?
> >
> > Be well friend.
>
> The Dr. calls it Chronic Wasting disease but the
> diagnosis on our bills says 'Creutzfeldt–Jakob'
> - I guess one is the generic term. My sister was
> a primitive survivalist 'training' to be on Naked
> And Afraid. The doctors think she got it from
> eating raw game in the field. She is very anxious
> and depressed and has trouble walking. Sometimes
> she jerks around so much we have to help her feed
> herself.
Instead of speaking about medical conditions that you have no knowledge of, spreading ignorance in this case, it would behoove you to be honest and not say anything when you know nothing. BSE or mad cow disease has nothing to do with what you are bringing up. Please get some help, preferably at a place like Woodburn, that might be able to assist your particular set of problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
xxfrupiexx
()
Date: June 24, 2019 08:19PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
-----------------------------------
>
>
> Instead of speaking about medical conditions that
> you have no knowledge of, spreading ignorance in
> this case, it would behoove you to be honest and
> not say anything when you know nothing. BSE or mad
> cow disease has nothing to do with what you are
> bringing up. Please get some help, preferably at a
> place like Woodburn, that might be able to assist
> your particular set of problems.
That's Stupid.
-----------------------------------
>
>
> Instead of speaking about medical conditions that
> you have no knowledge of, spreading ignorance in
> this case, it would behoove you to be honest and
> not say anything when you know nothing. BSE or mad
> cow disease has nothing to do with what you are
> bringing up. Please get some help, preferably at a
> place like Woodburn, that might be able to assist
> your particular set of problems.
That's Stupid.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sully P
()
Date: June 24, 2019 10:34PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sully P Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BiB Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sully P Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > A loved one of mine is very ill and may
> die.
> > I
> > > was
> > > > told FairfaxUnderground and this thread,
> > about
> > > > feces and midwives, was the place to seek
> > > support
> > > > and advise. Im really hurting and turning
> to
> > a
> > > > thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play
> > seems
> > > > strange but I want to gain strength by
> > sharing
> > > > here.
> > >
> > >
> > > Sully, so sorry to hear of your troubles - I
> > will
> > > say prayers for you and your loved one. You
> > were
> > > right to come here as those of us with
> > digestive
> > > issues are a true brotherhood. What kind of
> > > illness? Do you have family support locally?
>
> > > Also, when you have a bowel movement do you
> > need
> > > people to assist you because your movements
> are
> > so
> > > large they simulate child labor?
> > >
> > > Be well friend.
> >
> > The Dr. calls it Chronic Wasting disease but
> the
> > diagnosis on our bills says
> 'Creutzfeldt–Jakob'
> > - I guess one is the generic term. My sister
> was
> > a primitive survivalist 'training' to be on
> Naked
> > And Afraid. The doctors think she got it from
> > eating raw game in the field. She is very
> anxious
> > and depressed and has trouble walking.
> Sometimes
> > she jerks around so much we have to help her
> feed
> > herself.
>
>
> Instead of speaking about medical conditions that
> you have no knowledge of, spreading ignorance in
> this case, it would behoove you to be honest and
> not say anything when you know nothing. BSE or mad
> cow disease has nothing to do with what you are
> bringing up. Please get some help, preferably at a
> place like Woodburn, that might be able to assist
> your particular set of problems.
No they said it was not Mad Cow also she didnt eat any beef during her weeks-long training in the wild. She did eat squirrels and said she part of a fawn she found frozen in the snow. They keep calling it wasting disease - its horrible. Needs more help every day and the rest of my family is nowhere near our area.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sully P Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BiB Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sully P Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > A loved one of mine is very ill and may
> die.
> > I
> > > was
> > > > told FairfaxUnderground and this thread,
> > about
> > > > feces and midwives, was the place to seek
> > > support
> > > > and advise. Im really hurting and turning
> to
> > a
> > > > thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play
> > seems
> > > > strange but I want to gain strength by
> > sharing
> > > > here.
> > >
> > >
> > > Sully, so sorry to hear of your troubles - I
> > will
> > > say prayers for you and your loved one. You
> > were
> > > right to come here as those of us with
> > digestive
> > > issues are a true brotherhood. What kind of
> > > illness? Do you have family support locally?
>
> > > Also, when you have a bowel movement do you
> > need
> > > people to assist you because your movements
> are
> > so
> > > large they simulate child labor?
> > >
> > > Be well friend.
> >
> > The Dr. calls it Chronic Wasting disease but
> the
> > diagnosis on our bills says
> 'Creutzfeldt–Jakob'
> > - I guess one is the generic term. My sister
> was
> > a primitive survivalist 'training' to be on
> Naked
> > And Afraid. The doctors think she got it from
> > eating raw game in the field. She is very
> anxious
> > and depressed and has trouble walking.
> Sometimes
> > she jerks around so much we have to help her
> feed
> > herself.
>
>
> Instead of speaking about medical conditions that
> you have no knowledge of, spreading ignorance in
> this case, it would behoove you to be honest and
> not say anything when you know nothing. BSE or mad
> cow disease has nothing to do with what you are
> bringing up. Please get some help, preferably at a
> place like Woodburn, that might be able to assist
> your particular set of problems.
No they said it was not Mad Cow also she didnt eat any beef during her weeks-long training in the wild. She did eat squirrels and said she part of a fawn she found frozen in the snow. They keep calling it wasting disease - its horrible. Needs more help every day and the rest of my family is nowhere near our area.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: June 25, 2019 04:59AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is usually off on Tuesdays but 5am guy is working extra shifts because some of the other employees are going on vacations this week and next week. They even asked 5am guy if he could work a day shift. 5am guy is a little scared of working day shift with other people. 5am guy likes to work alone. Just the thought of working a day shift is giving 5am guy bowel trouble.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 25, 2019 06:59AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> usually off on Tuesdays but 5am guy is working
> extra shifts because some of the other employees
> are going on vacations this week and next week.
> They even asked 5am guy if he could work a day
> shift. 5am guy is a little scared of working day
> shift with other people. 5am guy likes to work
> alone. Just the thought of working a day shift is
> giving 5am guy bowel trouble.
I don’t blame you for wanting to work alone. People around here are complete assholes who only care about themselves. Especially the superior bowel crowd. I hope you can get out of this assignment, or if needed report you’re dropping off a cannon ball into the groan throne.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> usually off on Tuesdays but 5am guy is working
> extra shifts because some of the other employees
> are going on vacations this week and next week.
> They even asked 5am guy if he could work a day
> shift. 5am guy is a little scared of working day
> shift with other people. 5am guy likes to work
> alone. Just the thought of working a day shift is
> giving 5am guy bowel trouble.
I don’t blame you for wanting to work alone. People around here are complete assholes who only care about themselves. Especially the superior bowel crowd. I hope you can get out of this assignment, or if needed report you’re dropping off a cannon ball into the groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 25, 2019 11:22AM
It’s so odd, to wake up and see the obese neighbor farting wearing a red dress and heels. Dad is smoking a cigarette and smiling. Mom is out at some bar and grandma and I are going to visit an organic grocery store.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 25, 2019 11:59AM
Club sandwich with French fries. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 25, 2019 12:46PM
I do not like the hot weather. It makes this condition far worse. It’s embarrassing. Fall can’t come soon enough. I know the dog needs to go for a walk, so I’m paying my neighbors kid $20 to do this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Storm Davis
()
Date: June 25, 2019 01:31PM
I support this group. I have IBS. Started in 40s and not in bad shape either. It is age related. To those who regularly write here you aren’t alone.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 25, 2019 02:31PM
Pizza, wings, beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 25, 2019 03:32PM
Storm Davis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I support this group. I have IBS. Started in 40s
> and not in bad shape either. It is age related. To
> those who regularly write here you aren’t alone.
Welcome aboard brother in bowel. And sorry you’ve had to endure sore bowels. If it makes your IBS feel better, a quick view in my rectal mirror shows me Iran after the president nukes them.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I support this group. I have IBS. Started in 40s
> and not in bad shape either. It is age related. To
> those who regularly write here you aren’t alone.
Welcome aboard brother in bowel. And sorry you’ve had to endure sore bowels. If it makes your IBS feel better, a quick view in my rectal mirror shows me Iran after the president nukes them.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Stupid Fuck
()
Date: June 25, 2019 03:51PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Storm Davis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I support this group. I have IBS. Started in
> 40s
> > and not in bad shape either. It is age related.
> To
> > those who regularly write here you aren’t
> alone.
>
>
> Welcome aboard brother in bowel. And sorry
> you’ve had to endure sore bowels. If it makes
> your IBS feel better, a quick view in my rectal
> mirror shows me Iran after the president nukes
> them.
Rectal mirror tee hee!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Storm Davis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I support this group. I have IBS. Started in
> 40s
> > and not in bad shape either. It is age related.
> To
> > those who regularly write here you aren’t
> alone.
>
>
> Welcome aboard brother in bowel. And sorry
> you’ve had to endure sore bowels. If it makes
> your IBS feel better, a quick view in my rectal
> mirror shows me Iran after the president nukes
> them.
Rectal mirror tee hee!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
From The MIDWIVES (tee hee)
()
Date: June 25, 2019 04:03PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Iron Shit
()
Date: June 25, 2019 09:54PM
I had a big one tonight. Even more odd is after the big one that filled the bowl was a small extra surprise. The amount of bad smells was overpowering. In addition to pain horrible odor. It could be dirt related odor but not sure.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Cant look away
()
Date: June 25, 2019 11:56PM
That woman's bowel movements are fucking epic!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 26, 2019 08:02AM
Cant look away Wrote:
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> That woman's bowel movements are fucking epic!
I don't like to judge, but can't help myself. If you are fascinated watching someone's shit you have serious problems. For those of us here with a health condition, IBS that leads us to starfish ripping bowel movements, please find a better page as here we are to support each other. Got cinder blocks on the brewer right now, and please feel free to get yourself some mental health for your obsession with poop.
-------------------------------------------------------
> That woman's bowel movements are fucking epic!
I don't like to judge, but can't help myself. If you are fascinated watching someone's shit you have serious problems. For those of us here with a health condition, IBS that leads us to starfish ripping bowel movements, please find a better page as here we are to support each other. Got cinder blocks on the brewer right now, and please feel free to get yourself some mental health for your obsession with poop.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 26, 2019 08:52AM
My dad and the obese neighbor are grilling in the bathroom. All I hear is odd noises and farts. Why do these men cook, in a place that's not used for such an activity?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 26, 2019 09:16AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Cant look away Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That woman's bowel movements are fucking epic!
>
>
> I don't like to judge, but can't help myself. If
> you are fascinated watching someone's shit you
> have serious problems. For those of us here with a
> health condition, IBS that leads us to starfish
> ripping bowel movements, please find a better page
> as here we are to support each other. Got cinder
> blocks on the brewer right now, and please feel
> free to get yourself some mental health for your
> obsession with poop.
I agree with you. This board is meant to be a place of free speech, but posting graphic videos of defecations is not what was meant. There are probably places on the internet where that's appreciated, as the world wide web has grown since the days of Prodigy and AOL. I hope you get through this one okay.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Cant look away Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That woman's bowel movements are fucking epic!
>
>
> I don't like to judge, but can't help myself. If
> you are fascinated watching someone's shit you
> have serious problems. For those of us here with a
> health condition, IBS that leads us to starfish
> ripping bowel movements, please find a better page
> as here we are to support each other. Got cinder
> blocks on the brewer right now, and please feel
> free to get yourself some mental health for your
> obsession with poop.
I agree with you. This board is meant to be a place of free speech, but posting graphic videos of defecations is not what was meant. There are probably places on the internet where that's appreciated, as the world wide web has grown since the days of Prodigy and AOL. I hope you get through this one okay.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Midwives!
()
Date: June 26, 2019 12:06PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Cant look away Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That woman's bowel movements are fucking epic!
>
>
> I don't like to judge, but can't help myself. If
> you are fascinated watching someone's shit you
> have serious problems. For those of us here with a
> health condition, IBS that leads us to starfish
> ripping bowel movements, please find a better page
> as here we are to support each other. Got cinder
> blocks on the brewer right now, and please feel
> free to get yourself some mental health for your
> obsession with poop.
Rectal mirrors and shit obsession. Not you right:) midwives say different teeee heeee
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> Cant look away Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That woman's bowel movements are fucking epic!
>
>
> I don't like to judge, but can't help myself. If
> you are fascinated watching someone's shit you
> have serious problems. For those of us here with a
> health condition, IBS that leads us to starfish
> ripping bowel movements, please find a better page
> as here we are to support each other. Got cinder
> blocks on the brewer right now, and please feel
> free to get yourself some mental health for your
> obsession with poop.
Rectal mirrors and shit obsession. Not you right:) midwives say different teeee heeee
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Charminator
()
Date: June 26, 2019 12:08PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> My dad and the obese neighbor are grilling in the
> bathroom. All I hear is odd noises and farts. Why
> do these men cook, in a place that's not used for
> such an activity?
Spring, hope your summer is going well. Grilling indoors in a small space is quite dangerous especially if they are using charcoal. I think your dad is going through some changes. How is Jules?
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> My dad and the obese neighbor are grilling in the
> bathroom. All I hear is odd noises and farts. Why
> do these men cook, in a place that's not used for
> such an activity?
Spring, hope your summer is going well. Grilling indoors in a small space is quite dangerous especially if they are using charcoal. I think your dad is going through some changes. How is Jules?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 26, 2019 04:47PM
Only 34 bucks in my checking account till I get paid on Friday. Looks like peanut butter and bacon sandwiches for the next two days. I already have the bacon and peanut butter so I'll just pick up a loaf of white bread at the number store on the way home. My bowels don't do well on peanut butter so maybe just three sandwiches tonight will do.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advice Onion
()
Date: June 26, 2019 07:34PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Only 34 bucks in my checking account till I get
> paid on Friday. Looks like peanut butter and bacon
> sandwiches for the next two days. I already have
> the bacon and peanut butter so I'll just pick up a
> loaf of white bread at the number store on the way
> home. My bowels don't do well on peanut butter so
> maybe just three sandwiches tonight will do.
One bullet sandwich and you could end your suffering and free us from your boring-as-shit posts in the bargain. Think about it.
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> Only 34 bucks in my checking account till I get
> paid on Friday. Looks like peanut butter and bacon
> sandwiches for the next two days. I already have
> the bacon and peanut butter so I'll just pick up a
> loaf of white bread at the number store on the way
> home. My bowels don't do well on peanut butter so
> maybe just three sandwiches tonight will do.
One bullet sandwich and you could end your suffering and free us from your boring-as-shit posts in the bargain. Think about it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 26, 2019 08:54PM
Advice Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Only 34 bucks in my checking account till I get
> > paid on Friday. Looks like peanut butter and
> bacon
> > sandwiches for the next two days. I already
> have
> > the bacon and peanut butter so I'll just pick up
> a
> > loaf of white bread at the number store on the
> way
> > home. My bowels don't do well on peanut butter
> so
> > maybe just three sandwiches tonight will do.
>
> One bullet sandwich and you could end your
> suffering and free us from your boring-as-shit
> posts in the bargain. Think about it.
Thanks!
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Only 34 bucks in my checking account till I get
> > paid on Friday. Looks like peanut butter and
> bacon
> > sandwiches for the next two days. I already
> have
> > the bacon and peanut butter so I'll just pick up
> a
> > loaf of white bread at the number store on the
> way
> > home. My bowels don't do well on peanut butter
> so
> > maybe just three sandwiches tonight will do.
>
> One bullet sandwich and you could end your
> suffering and free us from your boring-as-shit
> posts in the bargain. Think about it.
Thanks!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 26, 2019 10:43PM
What’s left of my bowels is heartbreaking. You know how people in Oklahoma return to their neighborhood after a tornado and it’s unrecognizable. This is the current problem. Three new fan belts are needed to bite down on and the Buick is going to be in a holding pattern.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Okay I'm drunk now
()
Date: June 26, 2019 11:37PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> What’s left of my bowels is heartbreaking. You
> know how people in Oklahoma return to their
> neighborhood after a tornado and it’s
> unrecognizable. This is the current problem. Three
> new fan belts are needed to bite down on and the
> Buick is going to be in a holding patterns
seriously What the Fuck is this? I see some odd shit in my life. Been thru a lot of stuff. Prolly oddest thing I seen on net yet.
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> What’s left of my bowels is heartbreaking. You
> know how people in Oklahoma return to their
> neighborhood after a tornado and it’s
> unrecognizable. This is the current problem. Three
> new fan belts are needed to bite down on and the
> Buick is going to be in a holding patterns
seriously What the Fuck is this? I see some odd shit in my life. Been thru a lot of stuff. Prolly oddest thing I seen on net yet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 26, 2019 11:38PM
Jules seems to be almost back to her normal self - she came over for a game of Wii boxing and tennis. Mom had newspaper on the floor and some freshly squeezed mint-mango smoothies for us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The Truth.
()
Date: June 26, 2019 11:54PM
I think one of the thread ruining image posters should come destroy this stupid fucking thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Justice Onion
()
Date: June 27, 2019 12:38PM
The Truth. Wrote:
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> I think one of the thread ruining image posters
> should come destroy this stupid fucking thread.
Jeez, its very easy to do - do it yourself Dumbo. Also how are your bowels?
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> I think one of the thread ruining image posters
> should come destroy this stupid fucking thread.
Jeez, its very easy to do - do it yourself Dumbo. Also how are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sploosh!
()
Date: June 27, 2019 02:02PM
What up BiB's. Arby's ultimate blt sammich for lunch earlier and should easily pass. Skipped the horsey sauce and curly fries side to keep it healthy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sully P
()
Date: June 27, 2019 04:10PM
Inspired by some of the more positive posters on this site I decided to try a little bike ride. I cleaned off my Trek hybrid filled the tires and took a spin. I made it about 10 minutes when, on the second hill, my IBS took over and I had to return home to clean up. I was hoping exercise could help the stress of caring for my sister.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
t7juv
()
Date: June 27, 2019 04:23PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 27, 2019 04:54PM
The bacon and peanut butter sandwiches I had last night and today for breakfast and lunch have taken their toll on my bowels. I have enough money for a couple large chilis and a biggie bag from Wendys so I will try those tonight to see if I can get things moving again.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onionz
()
Date: June 27, 2019 06:40PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> The bacon and peanut butter sandwiches I had last
> night and today for breakfast and lunch have taken
> their toll on my bowels. I have enough money for a
> couple large chilis and a biggie bag from Wendys
> so I will try those tonight to see if I can get
> things moving again.
Rice beans and canned vegs friend. The peanut butter is ok but the bacon is expensive and very unhealthy. For $10 you could cook enough beans and rice to feed yourself for a week and have leftovers. Go to H Mart or Costco and buy a 20lb bag of rice and a 10 lb pound bag of beans. You could even go to shoppers and get salt pork for another 5 bucks.
Also, why not get a better or another job? You fucking lazy? Doesnt sound like you have any kids. Stop being such a bitch and wasting your time here for fucks sake.
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> The bacon and peanut butter sandwiches I had last
> night and today for breakfast and lunch have taken
> their toll on my bowels. I have enough money for a
> couple large chilis and a biggie bag from Wendys
> so I will try those tonight to see if I can get
> things moving again.
Rice beans and canned vegs friend. The peanut butter is ok but the bacon is expensive and very unhealthy. For $10 you could cook enough beans and rice to feed yourself for a week and have leftovers. Go to H Mart or Costco and buy a 20lb bag of rice and a 10 lb pound bag of beans. You could even go to shoppers and get salt pork for another 5 bucks.
Also, why not get a better or another job? You fucking lazy? Doesnt sound like you have any kids. Stop being such a bitch and wasting your time here for fucks sake.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Lame...
()
Date: June 27, 2019 07:02PM
Who is the low IQ Jr. High fuckhead who keeps posting all the unfunny nonsense?
Even Miz has better material than this, so it cant be him.
Even Miz has better material than this, so it cant be him.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 27, 2019 08:04PM
What a wonderful diagram of the colon. I am still recovering from bowel busting pains upon the groan throne, but I appreciate this image as it shows people what can happen with cinder block sized shits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 27, 2019 09:27PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> What a wonderful diagram of the colon. I am still
> recovering from bowel busting pains upon the groan
> throne, but I appreciate this image as it shows
> people what can happen with cinder block sized
> shits.
Hope you feel better. Just a heads up some shit fascinated oddball is writing shit obsessed posts all over this site. They say you and others here have problems but they have issues.
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> What a wonderful diagram of the colon. I am still
> recovering from bowel busting pains upon the groan
> throne, but I appreciate this image as it shows
> people what can happen with cinder block sized
> shits.
Hope you feel better. Just a heads up some shit fascinated oddball is writing shit obsessed posts all over this site. They say you and others here have problems but they have issues.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: June 28, 2019 06:52AM
A bunch of bubba burgers, ice cream, soda. Take that bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 28, 2019 09:00AM
Dad is wearing a suit. The obese neighbor is in a blue skirt. No one should have to wake up to this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 28, 2019 10:03AM
Goulash here. I don’t like looking in the rectal mirror and seeing this. Especially before reading about what iguana eaters did last night in the newspaper.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wtf is this????
()
Date: June 28, 2019 10:44AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Goulash here. I don’t like looking in the rectal
> mirror and seeing this. Especially before reading
> about what iguana eaters did last night in the
> newspaper.
Rectal mirror? Iguana eaters? Goulash?
Smoke a lot of drugs?
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> Goulash here. I don’t like looking in the rectal
> mirror and seeing this. Especially before reading
> about what iguana eaters did last night in the
> newspaper.
Rectal mirror? Iguana eaters? Goulash?
Smoke a lot of drugs?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion
()
Date: June 28, 2019 11:56AM
Spinning signz! Can someone bring me waterz on Fairfax Boulevardz?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Just Sayin' Onion
()
Date: June 28, 2019 12:27PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a wonderful diagram of the colon. I am
> still
> > recovering from bowel busting pains upon the
> groan
> > throne, but I appreciate this image as it shows
> > people what can happen with cinder block sized
> > shits.
>
>
> Hope you feel better. Just a heads up some shit
> fascinated oddball is writing shit obsessed posts
> all over this site. They say you and others here
> have problems but they have issues.
In other words you are the one doing it and want to draw more attention to the pictures - nice.
On another note, Brown you might notice that most if not all the problems on the chart are easily fixed with a nutritious diet of fresh vegetables and probiotics found in yogurt. Perhaps letting go of your racism and throwing away the mirror you use to stare at your asshole would help too. Soon you might even realize there are better things to do with your time than pretending a group of women are helping you deliver a bowel movement like it was childbirth.
That or continue in the hell of your own making we are all subjected to you in your boring-ass posts.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a wonderful diagram of the colon. I am
> still
> > recovering from bowel busting pains upon the
> groan
> > throne, but I appreciate this image as it shows
> > people what can happen with cinder block sized
> > shits.
>
>
> Hope you feel better. Just a heads up some shit
> fascinated oddball is writing shit obsessed posts
> all over this site. They say you and others here
> have problems but they have issues.
In other words you are the one doing it and want to draw more attention to the pictures - nice.
On another note, Brown you might notice that most if not all the problems on the chart are easily fixed with a nutritious diet of fresh vegetables and probiotics found in yogurt. Perhaps letting go of your racism and throwing away the mirror you use to stare at your asshole would help too. Soon you might even realize there are better things to do with your time than pretending a group of women are helping you deliver a bowel movement like it was childbirth.
That or continue in the hell of your own making we are all subjected to you in your boring-ass posts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Millard Strumpkis
()
Date: June 28, 2019 12:48PM
Foods to avoid if you have IBS
chocolate
sugar-free sweeteners (such as sorbitol or mannitol)
cauliflower
broccoli
cabbage
beans
I eat these almost exclusively. Add soy and yogurt and coffee to the list and you have 90% of my diet. I exercise every day and maintain a healthy weight. I have constipation maybe once a year and diarrhea maybe 3-4 times a year. Its stress and mental illness causing the suffering described on this thread.
chocolate
sugar-free sweeteners (such as sorbitol or mannitol)
cauliflower
broccoli
cabbage
beans
I eat these almost exclusively. Add soy and yogurt and coffee to the list and you have 90% of my diet. I exercise every day and maintain a healthy weight. I have constipation maybe once a year and diarrhea maybe 3-4 times a year. Its stress and mental illness causing the suffering described on this thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 28, 2019 01:00PM
Brown Onion is my neighbor. No I don’t like some of his comments, as they are insensitive. He is in his 70s and served abroad, and I grew up north and with a different situation. As for photographs you or someone else doing that I don’t appreciate them nor does brown Onion. To the person doing such start your own thread. And if you want to keep harassing/whining over Brown or anything here it’s a free country yet get over yourself please.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ID Writing Style Onion
()
Date: June 28, 2019 01:09PM
^Sockpuppet - Hi Brown.
'as they are' passive voice typical your your boring prose.
'as they are' passive voice typical your your boring prose.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Truth Onion
()
Date: June 28, 2019 01:46PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Brown Onion is one of 8 trolls I use to bump this thread hourly.
Fixed.
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> Brown Onion is one of 8 trolls I use to bump this thread hourly.
Fixed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 28, 2019 02:50PM
Asshole. Do you get off on harassing BO? Odd obsession.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 28, 2019 03:40PM
Seeing the obese neighbor in a thong, my eyes hurt. Him wearing that and a bra while farting, is it a costume night or something? Dad is walking around tall and proud screaming about how he’s a real man. Grandma is going to help me cook bowel friendly granola bars.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Alan W
()
Date: June 28, 2019 07:04PM
Im on the wrong side of 50 and I literally never have any problems with bowel movements. I eat right exercise, work hard and dont drink. What the fuck is wrong with you misfits? You like poop videos? Get help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 28, 2019 07:14PM
Alan W Wrote:
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> Im on the wrong side of 50 and I literally never
> have any problems with bowel movements. I eat
> right exercise, work hard and dont drink. What
> the fuck is wrong with you misfits? You like poop
> videos? Get help.
I highly doubt you're in our age bracket with such generation x language, if not millennial. We have IBS, and not all of us are fat, in fact Brown Onion is in pretty decent shape.
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> Im on the wrong side of 50 and I literally never
> have any problems with bowel movements. I eat
> right exercise, work hard and dont drink. What
> the fuck is wrong with you misfits? You like poop
> videos? Get help.
I highly doubt you're in our age bracket with such generation x language, if not millennial. We have IBS, and not all of us are fat, in fact Brown Onion is in pretty decent shape.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 28, 2019 08:10PM
Having the kid down the street walk the dog this week has cost $200. With my limited budget my health problem is becoming a hardship.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
unlikely Onion
()
Date: June 28, 2019 08:53PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Alan W Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Im on the wrong side of 50 and I literally
> never
> > have any problems with bowel movements. I eat
> > right exercise, work hard and dont drink. What
> > the fuck is wrong with you misfits? You like
> poop
> > videos? Get help.
>
>
> I highly doubt you're in our age bracket with such
> generation x language, if not millennial. We have
> IBS, and not all of us are fat, in fact Brown
> Onion is in pretty decent shape.
'wrong side of...' 'misfits' 'videos' - yup he is definitely over 50. Brown Onion supposedly had a heart attack and requires the help of multiple attendants to use the bathroom. I doubt he is in 'pretty good shape.'
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> Alan W Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Im on the wrong side of 50 and I literally
> never
> > have any problems with bowel movements. I eat
> > right exercise, work hard and dont drink. What
> > the fuck is wrong with you misfits? You like
> poop
> > videos? Get help.
>
>
> I highly doubt you're in our age bracket with such
> generation x language, if not millennial. We have
> IBS, and not all of us are fat, in fact Brown
> Onion is in pretty decent shape.
'wrong side of...' 'misfits' 'videos' - yup he is definitely over 50. Brown Onion supposedly had a heart attack and requires the help of multiple attendants to use the bathroom. I doubt he is in 'pretty good shape.'
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Yawn.....
()
Date: June 28, 2019 09:39PM
This thread used to be entertaining. Its utterly boring now since BEH (Brown Onion) and his multiple stupid trolls have driven out all of the funny posters.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: June 29, 2019 06:04AM
This is my last weekend working at the hospital kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some friends here. Everyone is happy for me that I am starting college in August. I am moving to Grandmas house this coming week. My new room is already set up so I just have to pack my clothes, books and computers. I would like to thank the sincere posters here for all the support I have gotten over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and Mr Dive bomber have been especially supportive Thank you all!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
VG Onion
()
Date: June 29, 2019 07:47AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> This is my last weekend working at the hospital
> kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some friends
> here. Everyone is happy for me that I am starting
> college in August. I am moving to Grandmas house
> this coming week. My new room is already set up so
> I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> computers. I would like to thank the sincere
> posters here for all the support I have gotten
> over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and Mr Dive
> bomber have been especially supportive Thank you
> all!
You ever been in a cockpit before? Do you ever hang around gymnasiums?
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> This is my last weekend working at the hospital
> kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some friends
> here. Everyone is happy for me that I am starting
> college in August. I am moving to Grandmas house
> this coming week. My new room is already set up so
> I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> computers. I would like to thank the sincere
> posters here for all the support I have gotten
> over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and Mr Dive
> bomber have been especially supportive Thank you
> all!
You ever been in a cockpit before? Do you ever hang around gymnasiums?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: June 29, 2019 10:54AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> This is my last weekend working at the hospital
> kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some friends
> here. Everyone is happy for me that I am starting
> college in August. I am moving to Grandmas house
> this coming week. My new room is already set up so
> I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> computers. I would like to thank the sincere
> posters here for all the support I have gotten
> over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and Mr Dive
> bomber have been especially supportive Thank you
> all!
Good luck ta ya young man I knowz that you will go far in life. Jus koncentrate on your studyz an like I said before stay away from them drugs an alcohol. There will be lotz of folks at college doin them things but there will be other folkz like you that are serious bout gettin a good education an them are the folks you should be hanggin around with.
Drugz an alcohol nearly ruind my entire life an put me in prizon fo 66 monthz. I had ta learn tha hard way but you are stronger an smarter than me so I knows you will do well springonion. I hopes you find a couple ov real true friends at college an you can help each other.
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> This is my last weekend working at the hospital
> kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some friends
> here. Everyone is happy for me that I am starting
> college in August. I am moving to Grandmas house
> this coming week. My new room is already set up so
> I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> computers. I would like to thank the sincere
> posters here for all the support I have gotten
> over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and Mr Dive
> bomber have been especially supportive Thank you
> all!
Good luck ta ya young man I knowz that you will go far in life. Jus koncentrate on your studyz an like I said before stay away from them drugs an alcohol. There will be lotz of folks at college doin them things but there will be other folkz like you that are serious bout gettin a good education an them are the folks you should be hanggin around with.
Drugz an alcohol nearly ruind my entire life an put me in prizon fo 66 monthz. I had ta learn tha hard way but you are stronger an smarter than me so I knows you will do well springonion. I hopes you find a couple ov real true friends at college an you can help each other.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Preacher Onion
()
Date: June 29, 2019 10:56AM
If you do a simple forum search here, you will find that Gordoski (Dave Johns & numerous trolls) and BEH (Brown Onion & numerous trolls) have been posting about their shit fetishes in here for several years. These are grown men and this is their hobby. This is what simple-minded, unsuccessful people do for fun later in life.
Let that be a lesson to you kids; don’t end up like this.
Let that be a lesson to you kids; don’t end up like this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 29, 2019 11:29AM
Preacher Onion Wrote:
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> If you do a simple forum search here, you will
> find that Gordoski (Dave Johns & numerous trolls)
> and BEH (Brown Onion & numerous trolls) have been
> posting about their shit fetishes in here for
> several years. These are grown men and this is
> their hobby. This is what simple-minded,
> unsuccessful people do for fun later in life.
>
> Let that be a lesson to you kids; don’t end up
> like this.
Wow you have so much free time. And it must be frustrating as you’re completely wrong on all of them.
-------------------------------------------------------
> If you do a simple forum search here, you will
> find that Gordoski (Dave Johns & numerous trolls)
> and BEH (Brown Onion & numerous trolls) have been
> posting about their shit fetishes in here for
> several years. These are grown men and this is
> their hobby. This is what simple-minded,
> unsuccessful people do for fun later in life.
>
> Let that be a lesson to you kids; don’t end up
> like this.
Wow you have so much free time. And it must be frustrating as you’re completely wrong on all of them.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Soothsayer Onion
()
Date: June 29, 2019 11:32AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> This is my last weekend working at the hospital
> kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some friends
> here. Everyone is happy for me that I am starting
> college in August. I am moving to Grandmas house
> this coming week. My new room is already set up so
> I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> computers. I would like to thank the sincere
> posters here for all the support I have gotten
> over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and Mr Dive
> bomber have been especially supportive Thank you
> all!
Spring best of luck and please accept yourself as you are, embrace your homosexuality so that you can move beyond this proxy scat fetish. Take the felon's good advise and stay away from any prescription or hard drugs and be careful with alcohol. And by all means forget this site and never return. Do these things and you will have an enriched blessed life, maybe.
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> This is my last weekend working at the hospital
> kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some friends
> here. Everyone is happy for me that I am starting
> college in August. I am moving to Grandmas house
> this coming week. My new room is already set up so
> I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> computers. I would like to thank the sincere
> posters here for all the support I have gotten
> over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and Mr Dive
> bomber have been especially supportive Thank you
> all!
Spring best of luck and please accept yourself as you are, embrace your homosexuality so that you can move beyond this proxy scat fetish. Take the felon's good advise and stay away from any prescription or hard drugs and be careful with alcohol. And by all means forget this site and never return. Do these things and you will have an enriched blessed life, maybe.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: June 29, 2019 12:16PM
Do you know what I mean?
by, Jhonny Bravo
Been fourteen days since one came out my rear end
A big number 4 would be my best friend
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know, know what I mean?
I just tried to shit yesterday
I just tried but my turd wants to stay
Do you know what I mean?
Lord, do you know what I mean?
I wish this turd would head on out
I don't want anon doc to rip it out
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know, know what I mean?
So I sat on the throne for about an hour
Feels like I'm shitting out a water tower
Do you know what I mean?
Lord, do you know what I mean?
by, Jhonny Bravo
Been fourteen days since one came out my rear end
A big number 4 would be my best friend
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know, know what I mean?
I just tried to shit yesterday
I just tried but my turd wants to stay
Do you know what I mean?
Lord, do you know what I mean?
I wish this turd would head on out
I don't want anon doc to rip it out
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know, know what I mean?
So I sat on the throne for about an hour
Feels like I'm shitting out a water tower
Do you know what I mean?
Lord, do you know what I mean?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 29, 2019 01:03PM
Well done Mr Bravo! You’re certainly a bowel buddy!
The amount of criticism from one angry superior bowel person, has proven my point that despite our pains, our sore starfish and forty feet of piping, the bowel trodden get shit done while the arrogant superior bowel crowd tries to tear us down. The level of hostility is incredible, but once he gets old enough and his bowels betray him, he will be joining our brotherhood. And despite his constant obsessive mocking of us, we will welcome him with open arms and soaped up hands.
Got one on the brewer as it is. I think this one could be the size of Pat Collins head which is frightening. Yet with the contractions, the pushing and screams of horror, this shall pass. Midwives are enroute.
The amount of criticism from one angry superior bowel person, has proven my point that despite our pains, our sore starfish and forty feet of piping, the bowel trodden get shit done while the arrogant superior bowel crowd tries to tear us down. The level of hostility is incredible, but once he gets old enough and his bowels betray him, he will be joining our brotherhood. And despite his constant obsessive mocking of us, we will welcome him with open arms and soaped up hands.
Got one on the brewer as it is. I think this one could be the size of Pat Collins head which is frightening. Yet with the contractions, the pushing and screams of horror, this shall pass. Midwives are enroute.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Duh..
()
Date: June 29, 2019 01:22PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Preacher Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you do a simple forum search here, you will
> > find that Gordoski (Dave Johns & numerous
> trolls)
> > and BEH (Brown Onion & numerous trolls) have
> been
> > posting about their shit fetishes in here for
> > several years. These are grown men and this is
> > their hobby. This is what simple-minded,
> > unsuccessful people do for fun later in life.
> >
> > Let that be a lesson to you kids; don’t end
> up
> > like this.
>
>
> Wow you have so much free time. And it must be
> frustrating as you’re completely wrong on all of
> them.
Its already been proven that BEH trolls as BO and numerous other trolls. Grown ass fucking man still living with mommy trolling all day long everyday in a forum on a daily basis. What a winner.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Preacher Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you do a simple forum search here, you will
> > find that Gordoski (Dave Johns & numerous
> trolls)
> > and BEH (Brown Onion & numerous trolls) have
> been
> > posting about their shit fetishes in here for
> > several years. These are grown men and this is
> > their hobby. This is what simple-minded,
> > unsuccessful people do for fun later in life.
> >
> > Let that be a lesson to you kids; don’t end
> up
> > like this.
>
>
> Wow you have so much free time. And it must be
> frustrating as you’re completely wrong on all of
> them.
Its already been proven that BEH trolls as BO and numerous other trolls. Grown ass fucking man still living with mommy trolling all day long everyday in a forum on a daily basis. What a winner.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 29, 2019 01:45PM
Duh.. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Preacher Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If you do a simple forum search here, you
> will
> > > find that Gordoski (Dave Johns & numerous
> > trolls)
> > > and BEH (Brown Onion & numerous trolls) have
> > been
> > > posting about their shit fetishes in here for
> > > several years. These are grown men and this
> is
> > > their hobby. This is what simple-minded,
> > > unsuccessful people do for fun later in life.
>
> > >
> > > Let that be a lesson to you kids; don’t end
> > up
> > > like this.
> >
> >
> > Wow you have so much free time. And it must be
> > frustrating as you’re completely wrong on all
> of
> > them.
>
>
> Its already been proven that BEH trolls as BO and
> numerous other trolls. Grown ass fucking man still
> living with mommy trolling all day long everyday
> in a forum on a daily basis. What a winner.
Pointing fingers like some little spoiled fucking brat. Shut up.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Preacher Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If you do a simple forum search here, you
> will
> > > find that Gordoski (Dave Johns & numerous
> > trolls)
> > > and BEH (Brown Onion & numerous trolls) have
> > been
> > > posting about their shit fetishes in here for
> > > several years. These are grown men and this
> is
> > > their hobby. This is what simple-minded,
> > > unsuccessful people do for fun later in life.
>
> > >
> > > Let that be a lesson to you kids; don’t end
> > up
> > > like this.
> >
> >
> > Wow you have so much free time. And it must be
> > frustrating as you’re completely wrong on all
> of
> > them.
>
>
> Its already been proven that BEH trolls as BO and
> numerous other trolls. Grown ass fucking man still
> living with mommy trolling all day long everyday
> in a forum on a daily basis. What a winner.
Pointing fingers like some little spoiled fucking brat. Shut up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fuck you...
()
Date: June 29, 2019 01:57PM
Miscavage. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Duh.. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dave Johns Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Preacher Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > If you do a simple forum search here, you
> > will
> > > > find that Gordoski (Dave Johns & numerous
> > > trolls)
> > > > and BEH (Brown Onion & numerous trolls)
> have
> > > been
> > > > posting about their shit fetishes in here
> for
> > > > several years. These are grown men and this
> > is
> > > > their hobby. This is what simple-minded,
> > > > unsuccessful people do for fun later in
> life.
> >
> > > >
> > > > Let that be a lesson to you kids; don’t
> end
> > > up
> > > > like this.
> > >
> > >
> > > Wow you have so much free time. And it must
> be
> > > frustrating as you’re completely wrong on
> all
> > of
> > > them.
> >
> >
> > Its already been proven that BEH trolls as BO
> and
> > numerous other trolls. Grown ass fucking man
> still
> > living with mommy trolling all day long
> everyday
> > in a forum on a daily basis. What a winner.
>
>
> Pointing fingers like some little spoiled fucking
> brat. Shut up.
Did your dumb cunt mommy make you lunch yet?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Duh.. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dave Johns Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Preacher Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > If you do a simple forum search here, you
> > will
> > > > find that Gordoski (Dave Johns & numerous
> > > trolls)
> > > > and BEH (Brown Onion & numerous trolls)
> have
> > > been
> > > > posting about their shit fetishes in here
> for
> > > > several years. These are grown men and this
> > is
> > > > their hobby. This is what simple-minded,
> > > > unsuccessful people do for fun later in
> life.
> >
> > > >
> > > > Let that be a lesson to you kids; don’t
> end
> > > up
> > > > like this.
> > >
> > >
> > > Wow you have so much free time. And it must
> be
> > > frustrating as you’re completely wrong on
> all
> > of
> > > them.
> >
> >
> > Its already been proven that BEH trolls as BO
> and
> > numerous other trolls. Grown ass fucking man
> still
> > living with mommy trolling all day long
> everyday
> > in a forum on a daily basis. What a winner.
>
>
> Pointing fingers like some little spoiled fucking
> brat. Shut up.
Did your dumb cunt mommy make you lunch yet?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 29, 2019 02:18PM
Fuck you... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Duh.. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dave Johns Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Preacher Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > If you do a simple forum search here, you
> > > will
> > > > > find that Gordoski (Dave Johns & numerous
> > > > trolls)
> > > > > and BEH (Brown Onion & numerous trolls)
> > have
> > > > been
> > > > > posting about their shit fetishes in here
> > for
> > > > > several years. These are grown men and
> this
> > > is
> > > > > their hobby. This is what simple-minded,
> > > > > unsuccessful people do for fun later in
> > life.
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Let that be a lesson to you kids; don’t
> > end
> > > > up
> > > > > like this.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Wow you have so much free time. And it must
> > be
> > > > frustrating as you’re completely wrong on
> > all
> > > of
> > > > them.
> > >
> > >
> > > Its already been proven that BEH trolls as BO
> > and
> > > numerous other trolls. Grown ass fucking man
> > still
> > > living with mommy trolling all day long
> > everyday
> > > in a forum on a daily basis. What a winner.
> >
> >
> > Pointing fingers like some little spoiled
> fucking
> > brat. Shut up.
>
>
> Did your dumb cunt mommy make you lunch yet?
Sorry I didn’t have time as I just pulled out of your mom as don’t want her genetics destroying something good.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Duh.. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dave Johns Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Preacher Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > If you do a simple forum search here, you
> > > will
> > > > > find that Gordoski (Dave Johns & numerous
> > > > trolls)
> > > > > and BEH (Brown Onion & numerous trolls)
> > have
> > > > been
> > > > > posting about their shit fetishes in here
> > for
> > > > > several years. These are grown men and
> this
> > > is
> > > > > their hobby. This is what simple-minded,
> > > > > unsuccessful people do for fun later in
> > life.
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Let that be a lesson to you kids; don’t
> > end
> > > > up
> > > > > like this.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Wow you have so much free time. And it must
> > be
> > > > frustrating as you’re completely wrong on
> > all
> > > of
> > > > them.
> > >
> > >
> > > Its already been proven that BEH trolls as BO
> > and
> > > numerous other trolls. Grown ass fucking man
> > still
> > > living with mommy trolling all day long
> > everyday
> > > in a forum on a daily basis. What a winner.
> >
> >
> > Pointing fingers like some little spoiled
> fucking
> > brat. Shut up.
>
>
> Did your dumb cunt mommy make you lunch yet?
Sorry I didn’t have time as I just pulled out of your mom as don’t want her genetics destroying something good.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 29, 2019 02:37PM
It's too hot to cook out like I wanted to today. Im thinking Chinese food would be good. Going to order a large sesame chicken, a large chicken fried rice two egg rolls and a order of steamed dumplings. My bowels have the day off tomorrow to deal with that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 29, 2019 03:26PM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It's too hot to cook out like I wanted to today.
> Im thinking Chinese food would be good. Going to
> order a large sesame chicken, a large chicken
> fried rice two egg rolls and a order of steamed
> dumplings. My bowels have the day off tomorrow to
> deal with that.
Are you really sure boiled? I won’t judge you but I’m worried about your innards.
Still working on Pat Collins head being pushed out of a hole the size of a straw. My fish is going to be hurting.
-------------------------------------------------------
> It's too hot to cook out like I wanted to today.
> Im thinking Chinese food would be good. Going to
> order a large sesame chicken, a large chicken
> fried rice two egg rolls and a order of steamed
> dumplings. My bowels have the day off tomorrow to
> deal with that.
Are you really sure boiled? I won’t judge you but I’m worried about your innards.
Still working on Pat Collins head being pushed out of a hole the size of a straw. My fish is going to be hurting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Speaking of losers
()
Date: June 29, 2019 06:26PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's too hot to cook out like I wanted to
> today.
> > Im thinking Chinese food would be good. Going
> to
> > order a large sesame chicken, a large chicken
> > fried rice two egg rolls and a order of steamed
> > dumplings. My bowels have the day off tomorrow
> to
> > deal with that.
>
>
> Are you really sure boiled? I won’t judge you
> but I’m worried about your innards.
>
> Still working on Pat Collins head being pushed out
> of a hole the size of a straw. My fish is going to
> be hurting.
Do you live at home with your stupid fucking mommy too? Does she still clean your room for you and do your laundry while you sit on this forum all day posting your stupid shit?
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's too hot to cook out like I wanted to
> today.
> > Im thinking Chinese food would be good. Going
> to
> > order a large sesame chicken, a large chicken
> > fried rice two egg rolls and a order of steamed
> > dumplings. My bowels have the day off tomorrow
> to
> > deal with that.
>
>
> Are you really sure boiled? I won’t judge you
> but I’m worried about your innards.
>
> Still working on Pat Collins head being pushed out
> of a hole the size of a straw. My fish is going to
> be hurting.
Do you live at home with your stupid fucking mommy too? Does she still clean your room for you and do your laundry while you sit on this forum all day posting your stupid shit?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 29, 2019 09:10PM
Brown Onions mother died twenty plus years ago. Continue your obsession with him, but for decorum please leave his family out of your uncalled for anger.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wrrrong.
()
Date: June 29, 2019 10:49PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onions mother died twenty plus years ago.
> Continue your obsession with him, but for decorum
> please leave his family out of your uncalled for
> anger.
Lol. Anger? Just warning the young people here not to end up like you, living with mommy as a grown adult with no skills or pay.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onions mother died twenty plus years ago.
> Continue your obsession with him, but for decorum
> please leave his family out of your uncalled for
> anger.
Lol. Anger? Just warning the young people here not to end up like you, living with mommy as a grown adult with no skills or pay.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dating Urself Onion
()
Date: June 29, 2019 10:59PM
Pat Collin's head. Wow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 30, 2019 06:26AM
Golden Corral opens soon. All the bacon, sausage, grits, eggs, and biscuits I can eat for one low price. My bowels just disposed of the Chinese food from last night. Time for a fillup! I'm heading to Manassas.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 30, 2019 06:45AM
Shit talking people with a medical condition. What the fuck is wrong with you mentally?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 30, 2019 07:03AM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Golden Corral opens soon. All the bacon, sausage,
> grits, eggs, and biscuits I can eat for one low
> price. My bowels just disposed of the Chinese food
> from last night. Time for a fillup! I'm heading to
> Manassas.
Are they hanging by a thread? Thank you cage. Have been up all night. The midwives are tired. I’m tired. My starfish is tired. This is the biggest basketball and it’s odd shape. Sonar scans show an awful challenge and this is a brutal time. The midwives are bringing a lot of pain medications, but they look harried which is causing more stress.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Golden Corral opens soon. All the bacon, sausage,
> grits, eggs, and biscuits I can eat for one low
> price. My bowels just disposed of the Chinese food
> from last night. Time for a fillup! I'm heading to
> Manassas.
Are they hanging by a thread? Thank you cage. Have been up all night. The midwives are tired. I’m tired. My starfish is tired. This is the biggest basketball and it’s odd shape. Sonar scans show an awful challenge and this is a brutal time. The midwives are bringing a lot of pain medications, but they look harried which is causing more stress.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 30, 2019 07:58AM
Hotcakes and sausage. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 30, 2019 09:57AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is my last weekend working at the hospital
> > kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some
> friends
> > here. Everyone is happy for me that I am
> starting
> > college in August. I am moving to Grandmas
> house
> > this coming week. My new room is already set up
> so
> > I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> > computers. I would like to thank the sincere
> > posters here for all the support I have gotten
> > over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and Mr
> Dive
> > bomber have been especially supportive Thank
> you
> > all!
>
> Good luck ta ya young man I knowz that you will go
> far in life. Jus koncentrate on your studyz an
> like I said before stay away from them drugs an
> alcohol. There will be lotz of folks at college
> doin them things but there will be other folkz
> like you that are serious bout gettin a good
> education an them are the folks you should be
> hanggin around with.
> Drugz an alcohol nearly ruind my entire life an
> put me in prizon fo 66 monthz. I had ta learn tha
> hard way but you are stronger an smarter than me
> so I knows you will do well springonion. I hopes
> you find a couple ov real true friends at college
> an you can help each other.
That is good advice Red. Best of luck to you Spring!
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is my last weekend working at the hospital
> > kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some
> friends
> > here. Everyone is happy for me that I am
> starting
> > college in August. I am moving to Grandmas
> house
> > this coming week. My new room is already set up
> so
> > I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> > computers. I would like to thank the sincere
> > posters here for all the support I have gotten
> > over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and Mr
> Dive
> > bomber have been especially supportive Thank
> you
> > all!
>
> Good luck ta ya young man I knowz that you will go
> far in life. Jus koncentrate on your studyz an
> like I said before stay away from them drugs an
> alcohol. There will be lotz of folks at college
> doin them things but there will be other folkz
> like you that are serious bout gettin a good
> education an them are the folks you should be
> hanggin around with.
> Drugz an alcohol nearly ruind my entire life an
> put me in prizon fo 66 monthz. I had ta learn tha
> hard way but you are stronger an smarter than me
> so I knows you will do well springonion. I hopes
> you find a couple ov real true friends at college
> an you can help each other.
That is good advice Red. Best of luck to you Spring!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 30, 2019 11:37AM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is my last weekend working at the
> hospital
> > > kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some
> > friends
> > > here. Everyone is happy for me that I am
> > starting
> > > college in August. I am moving to Grandmas
> > house
> > > this coming week. My new room is already set
> up
> > so
> > > I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> > > computers. I would like to thank the sincere
> > > posters here for all the support I have
> gotten
> > > over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and Mr
> > Dive
> > > bomber have been especially supportive Thank
> > you
> > > all!
> >
> > Good luck ta ya young man I knowz that you will
> go
> > far in life. Jus koncentrate on your studyz an
> > like I said before stay away from them drugs an
> > alcohol. There will be lotz of folks at college
> > doin them things but there will be other folkz
> > like you that are serious bout gettin a good
> > education an them are the folks you should be
> > hanggin around with.
> > Drugz an alcohol nearly ruind my entire life an
> > put me in prizon fo 66 monthz. I had ta learn
> tha
> > hard way but you are stronger an smarter than
> me
> > so I knows you will do well springonion. I
> hopes
> > you find a couple ov real true friends at
> college
> > an you can help each other.
>
>
> That is good advice Red. Best of luck to you
> Spring!
Agree on both dive bomber. Praying for you and the Mrs.
Red Onion and Spring Onion are excellent examples of American exceptionalism.
Still hard at work on the groan throne. Admittedly am nervous as the IV line is in for dehydration, but the midwives have the forceps out. I’ve got a bad feeling.
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is my last weekend working at the
> hospital
> > > kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some
> > friends
> > > here. Everyone is happy for me that I am
> > starting
> > > college in August. I am moving to Grandmas
> > house
> > > this coming week. My new room is already set
> up
> > so
> > > I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> > > computers. I would like to thank the sincere
> > > posters here for all the support I have
> gotten
> > > over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and Mr
> > Dive
> > > bomber have been especially supportive Thank
> > you
> > > all!
> >
> > Good luck ta ya young man I knowz that you will
> go
> > far in life. Jus koncentrate on your studyz an
> > like I said before stay away from them drugs an
> > alcohol. There will be lotz of folks at college
> > doin them things but there will be other folkz
> > like you that are serious bout gettin a good
> > education an them are the folks you should be
> > hanggin around with.
> > Drugz an alcohol nearly ruind my entire life an
> > put me in prizon fo 66 monthz. I had ta learn
> tha
> > hard way but you are stronger an smarter than
> me
> > so I knows you will do well springonion. I
> hopes
> > you find a couple ov real true friends at
> college
> > an you can help each other.
>
>
> That is good advice Red. Best of luck to you
> Spring!
Agree on both dive bomber. Praying for you and the Mrs.
Red Onion and Spring Onion are excellent examples of American exceptionalism.
Still hard at work on the groan throne. Admittedly am nervous as the IV line is in for dehydration, but the midwives have the forceps out. I’ve got a bad feeling.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tennessee Tim Stains
()
Date: June 30, 2019 12:21PM
Forceps groan thrones tee hee!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: June 30, 2019 12:23PM
After eating at Golden Corral this morning I decided to hang around Manassas for a few hours. Now it's lunchtime and I am at Fosters grille. The man gave me a funny look when I asked for a charburger with three beef patties. He said "you know thats a pound and a half of hamburger meat, right?" I said "Yes and my bowels can handle it!"
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: June 30, 2019 12:47PM
I just shit my pants, but its no big deal because I still live with my mommy and she will wash them for me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: June 30, 2019 01:43PM
Dad and the obese neighbor keep use the word “felching.” I’m not sure if this is a drinking game. It’s pretty gross what these two eat and drink. They lounge around farting and burping.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: June 30, 2019 02:32PM
So happy. I know it sounds ridiculous but I walked the dog today!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
You’re the problem
()
Date: June 30, 2019 04:09PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> After eating at Golden Corral this morning I
> decided to hang around Manassas for a few hours.
> Now it's lunchtime and I am at Fosters grille. The
> man gave me a funny look when I asked for a
> charburger with three beef patties. He said "you
> know thats a pound and a half of hamburger meat,
> right?" I said "Yes and my bowels can handle it!"
You’re fucking stupid. You’re asking for this problem!!!!!!
-------------------------------------------------------
> After eating at Golden Corral this morning I
> decided to hang around Manassas for a few hours.
> Now it's lunchtime and I am at Fosters grille. The
> man gave me a funny look when I asked for a
> charburger with three beef patties. He said "you
> know thats a pound and a half of hamburger meat,
> right?" I said "Yes and my bowels can handle it!"
You’re fucking stupid. You’re asking for this problem!!!!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
assistance onion
()
Date: June 30, 2019 04:38PM
You’re the problem Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > After eating at Golden Corral this morning I
> > decided to hang around Manassas for a few
> hours.
> > Now it's lunchtime and I am at Fosters grille.
> The
> > man gave me a funny look when I asked for a
> > charburger with three beef patties. He said
> "you
> > know thats a pound and a half of hamburger
> meat,
> > right?" I said "Yes and my bowels can handle
> it!"
>
>
> You’re fucking stupid. You’re asking for this
> problem!!!!!!
From what boiled tells us it sounds like he has no problem. His bowels seem to run like a brand new tractor-trailer. He has some of the best bowels on earth and he is constantly testing their limits. He is probably fairly young and has a raging metabolism.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > After eating at Golden Corral this morning I
> > decided to hang around Manassas for a few
> hours.
> > Now it's lunchtime and I am at Fosters grille.
> The
> > man gave me a funny look when I asked for a
> > charburger with three beef patties. He said
> "you
> > know thats a pound and a half of hamburger
> meat,
> > right?" I said "Yes and my bowels can handle
> it!"
>
>
> You’re fucking stupid. You’re asking for this
> problem!!!!!!
From what boiled tells us it sounds like he has no problem. His bowels seem to run like a brand new tractor-trailer. He has some of the best bowels on earth and he is constantly testing their limits. He is probably fairly young and has a raging metabolism.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 30, 2019 05:47PM
Sweating profusely, and grateful for morphine the midwives have provided, the forceps and pushing helped eliminate a pumpkin sized crap that split my butt. A giant crack is there.
I so wish my starfish healing. Prayers for my fish and colon appreciated! The midwives are I’m glad to say covered by insurance. The hours alone are well it’s expensive.
I so wish my starfish healing. Prayers for my fish and colon appreciated! The midwives are I’m glad to say covered by insurance. The hours alone are well it’s expensive.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage is a faggot
()
Date: June 30, 2019 05:55PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sweating profusely, and grateful for morphine the
> midwives have provided, the forceps and pushing
> helped eliminate a pumpkin sized crap that split
> my butt. A giant crack is there.
>
> I so wish my starfish healing. Prayers for my fish
> and colon appreciated! The midwives are I’m glad
> to say covered by insurance. The hours alone are
> well it’s expensive.
Hooefully one of these days you shit your lower intestine and bleed out. Fucking retard.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sweating profusely, and grateful for morphine the
> midwives have provided, the forceps and pushing
> helped eliminate a pumpkin sized crap that split
> my butt. A giant crack is there.
>
> I so wish my starfish healing. Prayers for my fish
> and colon appreciated! The midwives are I’m glad
> to say covered by insurance. The hours alone are
> well it’s expensive.
Hooefully one of these days you shit your lower intestine and bleed out. Fucking retard.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
shit gifs comingg
()
Date: June 30, 2019 07:55PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > This is my last weekend working at the
> > hospital
> > > > kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some
> > > friends
> > > > here. Everyone is happy for me that I am
> > > starting
> > > > college in August. I am moving to Grandmas
> > > house
> > > > this coming week. My new room is already
> set
> > up
> > > so
> > > > I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> > > > computers. I would like to thank the
> sincere
> > > > posters here for all the support I have
> > gotten
> > > > over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and
> Mr
> > > Dive
> > > > bomber have been especially supportive
> Thank
> > > you
> > > > all!
> > >
> > > Good luck ta ya young man I knowz that you
> will
> > go
> > > far in life. Jus koncentrate on your studyz
> an
> > > like I said before stay away from them drugs
> an
> > > alcohol. There will be lotz of folks at
> college
> > > doin them things but there will be other
> folkz
> > > like you that are serious bout gettin a good
> > > education an them are the folks you should be
> > > hanggin around with.
> > > Drugz an alcohol nearly ruind my entire life
> an
> > > put me in prizon fo 66 monthz. I had ta learn
> > tha
> > > hard way but you are stronger an smarter than
> > me
> > > so I knows you will do well springonion. I
> > hopes
> > > you find a couple ov real true friends at
> > college
> > > an you can help each other.
> >
> >
> > That is good advice Red. Best of luck to you
> > Spring!
>
>
> Agree on both dive bomber. Praying for you and the
> Mrs.
>
> Red Onion and Spring Onion are excellent examples
> of American exceptionalism.
>
> Still hard at work on the groan throne. Admittedly
> am nervous as the IV line is in for dehydration,
> but the midwives have the forceps out. I’ve got
> a bad feeling.
1. Mrs. Red Onion has fake cancer and will be taking a dirtnap soon enough.
2. Red Onion cleans toilets at a 3rd rate college not exceptional
3. Spring is a borderline retard who couldnt even get into above mentioned 3rd rate school.
4. you pretend your bowel movement is child birth - you are mentally ill.
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > This is my last weekend working at the
> > hospital
> > > > kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some
> > > friends
> > > > here. Everyone is happy for me that I am
> > > starting
> > > > college in August. I am moving to Grandmas
> > > house
> > > > this coming week. My new room is already
> set
> > up
> > > so
> > > > I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> > > > computers. I would like to thank the
> sincere
> > > > posters here for all the support I have
> > gotten
> > > > over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion and
> Mr
> > > Dive
> > > > bomber have been especially supportive
> Thank
> > > you
> > > > all!
> > >
> > > Good luck ta ya young man I knowz that you
> will
> > go
> > > far in life. Jus koncentrate on your studyz
> an
> > > like I said before stay away from them drugs
> an
> > > alcohol. There will be lotz of folks at
> college
> > > doin them things but there will be other
> folkz
> > > like you that are serious bout gettin a good
> > > education an them are the folks you should be
> > > hanggin around with.
> > > Drugz an alcohol nearly ruind my entire life
> an
> > > put me in prizon fo 66 monthz. I had ta learn
> > tha
> > > hard way but you are stronger an smarter than
> > me
> > > so I knows you will do well springonion. I
> > hopes
> > > you find a couple ov real true friends at
> > college
> > > an you can help each other.
> >
> >
> > That is good advice Red. Best of luck to you
> > Spring!
>
>
> Agree on both dive bomber. Praying for you and the
> Mrs.
>
> Red Onion and Spring Onion are excellent examples
> of American exceptionalism.
>
> Still hard at work on the groan throne. Admittedly
> am nervous as the IV line is in for dehydration,
> but the midwives have the forceps out. I’ve got
> a bad feeling.
1. Mrs. Red Onion has fake cancer and will be taking a dirtnap soon enough.
2. Red Onion cleans toilets at a 3rd rate college not exceptional
3. Spring is a borderline retard who couldnt even get into above mentioned 3rd rate school.
4. you pretend your bowel movement is child birth - you are mentally ill.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sully P
()
Date: June 30, 2019 09:34PM
Particularly bad day for my sister. She was paranoid and shaking and jerking all over the house. I was foiled biking yet again. This time I made it a good 3 miles from home before I lost control and had to pull over and find some bushes. I came back home with only one sock.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 30, 2019 10:08PM
Sully P Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Particularly bad day for my sister. She was
> paranoid and shaking and jerking all over the
> house. I was foiled biking yet again. This time
> I made it a good 3 miles from home before I lost
> control and had to pull over and find some bushes.
> I came back home with only one sock.
So very sorry to hear of your sister. Hope she’s okay. I still occasionally play badminton and had to use my socks and a t shirt. It’s an awful feeling but hope you both feel better.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Particularly bad day for my sister. She was
> paranoid and shaking and jerking all over the
> house. I was foiled biking yet again. This time
> I made it a good 3 miles from home before I lost
> control and had to pull over and find some bushes.
> I came back home with only one sock.
So very sorry to hear of your sister. Hope she’s okay. I still occasionally play badminton and had to use my socks and a t shirt. It’s an awful feeling but hope you both feel better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: July 01, 2019 07:44AM
Sully P Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Particularly bad day for my sister. She was
> paranoid and shaking and jerking all over the
> house. I was foiled biking yet again. This time
> I made it a good 3 miles from home before I lost
> control and had to pull over and find some bushes.
> I came back home with only one sock.
Next time, stuff an extra sock up your ass before you go. Sounds like you may need to shove something up your sister’s ass too.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Particularly bad day for my sister. She was
> paranoid and shaking and jerking all over the
> house. I was foiled biking yet again. This time
> I made it a good 3 miles from home before I lost
> control and had to pull over and find some bushes.
> I came back home with only one sock.
Next time, stuff an extra sock up your ass before you go. Sounds like you may need to shove something up your sister’s ass too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 01, 2019 09:07AM
How cute. People with superior bowels imitating us. That says you want to be like us deep down. Although trust me you don’t want sore bowels. Actually maybe you do.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
maga and all that
()
Date: July 01, 2019 11:33AM
https://usdebtclock.org/
Im a taxpayer so that makes my share of the Trump Deficit $182,247 - this in boom times when we are supposed to paying off debt.
Im a taxpayer so that makes my share of the Trump Deficit $182,247 - this in boom times when we are supposed to paying off debt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Lexicon Onion
()
Date: July 01, 2019 12:02PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dad and the obese neighbor keep use the word
> “felching.” I’m not sure if this is a
> drinking game. It’s pretty gross what these two
> eat and drink. They lounge around farting and
> burping.
They are making arrows? Archery?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dad and the obese neighbor keep use the word
> “felching.” I’m not sure if this is a
> drinking game. It’s pretty gross what these two
> eat and drink. They lounge around farting and
> burping.
They are making arrows? Archery?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
weudp
()
Date: July 01, 2019 01:31PM
shit gifs comingg Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > This is my last weekend working at the
> > > hospital
> > > > > kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some
> > > > friends
> > > > > here. Everyone is happy for me that I am
> > > > starting
> > > > > college in August. I am moving to
> Grandmas
> > > > house
> > > > > this coming week. My new room is already
> > set
> > > up
> > > > so
> > > > > I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> > > > > computers. I would like to thank the
> > sincere
> > > > > posters here for all the support I have
> > > gotten
> > > > > over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion
> and
> > Mr
> > > > Dive
> > > > > bomber have been especially supportive
> > Thank
> > > > you
> > > > > all!
> > > >
> > > > Good luck ta ya young man I knowz that you
> > will
> > > go
> > > > far in life. Jus koncentrate on your studyz
> > an
> > > > like I said before stay away from them
> drugs
> > an
> > > > alcohol. There will be lotz of folks at
> > college
> > > > doin them things but there will be other
> > folkz
> > > > like you that are serious bout gettin a
> good
> > > > education an them are the folks you should
> be
> > > > hanggin around with.
> > > > Drugz an alcohol nearly ruind my entire
> life
> > an
> > > > put me in prizon fo 66 monthz. I had ta
> learn
> > > tha
> > > > hard way but you are stronger an smarter
> than
> > > me
> > > > so I knows you will do well springonion. I
> > > hopes
> > > > you find a couple ov real true friends at
> > > college
> > > > an you can help each other.
> > >
> > >
> > > That is good advice Red. Best of luck to you
> > > Spring!
> >
> >
> > Agree on both dive bomber. Praying for you and
> the
> > Mrs.
> >
> > Red Onion and Spring Onion are excellent
> examples
> > of American exceptionalism.
> >
> > Still hard at work on the groan throne.
> Admittedly
> > am nervous as the IV line is in for
> dehydration,
> > but the midwives have the forceps out. I’ve
> got
> > a bad feeling.
>
>
> 1. Mrs. Red Onion has fake cancer and will be
> taking a dirtnap soon enough.
> 2. Red Onion cleans toilets at a 3rd rate college
> not exceptional
> 3. Spring is a borderline retard who couldnt even
> get into above mentioned 3rd rate school.
> 4. you pretend your bowel movement is child birth
> - you are mentally ill.
+100000000
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > This is my last weekend working at the
> > > hospital
> > > > > kitchen here in Fairfax. I have made some
> > > > friends
> > > > > here. Everyone is happy for me that I am
> > > > starting
> > > > > college in August. I am moving to
> Grandmas
> > > > house
> > > > > this coming week. My new room is already
> > set
> > > up
> > > > so
> > > > > I just have to pack my clothes, books and
> > > > > computers. I would like to thank the
> > sincere
> > > > > posters here for all the support I have
> > > gotten
> > > > > over the years. Brown Onion ,Red onion
> and
> > Mr
> > > > Dive
> > > > > bomber have been especially supportive
> > Thank
> > > > you
> > > > > all!
> > > >
> > > > Good luck ta ya young man I knowz that you
> > will
> > > go
> > > > far in life. Jus koncentrate on your studyz
> > an
> > > > like I said before stay away from them
> drugs
> > an
> > > > alcohol. There will be lotz of folks at
> > college
> > > > doin them things but there will be other
> > folkz
> > > > like you that are serious bout gettin a
> good
> > > > education an them are the folks you should
> be
> > > > hanggin around with.
> > > > Drugz an alcohol nearly ruind my entire
> life
> > an
> > > > put me in prizon fo 66 monthz. I had ta
> learn
> > > tha
> > > > hard way but you are stronger an smarter
> than
> > > me
> > > > so I knows you will do well springonion. I
> > > hopes
> > > > you find a couple ov real true friends at
> > > college
> > > > an you can help each other.
> > >
> > >
> > > That is good advice Red. Best of luck to you
> > > Spring!
> >
> >
> > Agree on both dive bomber. Praying for you and
> the
> > Mrs.
> >
> > Red Onion and Spring Onion are excellent
> examples
> > of American exceptionalism.
> >
> > Still hard at work on the groan throne.
> Admittedly
> > am nervous as the IV line is in for
> dehydration,
> > but the midwives have the forceps out. I’ve
> got
> > a bad feeling.
>
>
> 1. Mrs. Red Onion has fake cancer and will be
> taking a dirtnap soon enough.
> 2. Red Onion cleans toilets at a 3rd rate college
> not exceptional
> 3. Spring is a borderline retard who couldnt even
> get into above mentioned 3rd rate school.
> 4. you pretend your bowel movement is child birth
> - you are mentally ill.
+100000000
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Curious Onion
()
Date: July 01, 2019 01:38PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> How cute. People with superior bowels imitating
> us. That says you want to be like us deep down.
> Although trust me you don’t want sore bowels.
> Actually maybe you do.
How come your sister Matilda has such great bowels, yet you dont?
-------------------------------------------------------
> How cute. People with superior bowels imitating
> us. That says you want to be like us deep down.
> Although trust me you don’t want sore bowels.
> Actually maybe you do.
How come your sister Matilda has such great bowels, yet you dont?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Answer Grape Here
()
Date: July 01, 2019 01:55PM
Curious Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How cute. People with superior bowels imitating
> > us. That says you want to be like us deep down.
> > Although trust me you don’t want sore bowels.
> > Actually maybe you do.
>
>
> How come your sister Matilda has such great
> bowels, yet you dont?
Brown lubricates his sister's bowels with his ancient semen.
https://soranews24.com/2012/11/09/korean-feces-wine-is-a-real-thing-and-weve-got-two-bottles-of-it-contains-cat-bones-as-well/
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How cute. People with superior bowels imitating
> > us. That says you want to be like us deep down.
> > Although trust me you don’t want sore bowels.
> > Actually maybe you do.
>
>
> How come your sister Matilda has such great
> bowels, yet you dont?
Brown lubricates his sister's bowels with his ancient semen.
https://soranews24.com/2012/11/09/korean-feces-wine-is-a-real-thing-and-weve-got-two-bottles-of-it-contains-cat-bones-as-well/
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tea Stains Tim
()
Date: July 01, 2019 04:55PM
toothpaste shits are back. I thought cabbage and popcorn would help - it didnt. Also OxyClean didnt get the shit stains out of my bike shorts. I think they are there for good.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 01, 2019 06:01PM
My sister Matilda has bowel problems. My idiot and kicked out of the family brother Clarence has bad bowels.
It may be time to get the Buick out tonight. Lots of slant eyes and iguana eaters out and about. These fuckers suck on this country’s resources.
It may be time to get the Buick out tonight. Lots of slant eyes and iguana eaters out and about. These fuckers suck on this country’s resources.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: July 01, 2019 07:10PM
Dad and the obese neighbor are selling jenkem again.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Curious Onion
()
Date: July 01, 2019 07:36PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My sister Matilda has bowel problems. My idiot and
> kicked out of the family brother Clarence has bad
> bowels.
>
> It may be time to get the Buick out tonight. Lots
> of slant eyes and iguana eaters out and about.
> These fuckers suck on this country’s resources.
Are you sure about that? I would have never guessed Matilda had bowel problems. Her bowels felt pretty good when I buried my cock in her ass the other night.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My sister Matilda has bowel problems. My idiot and
> kicked out of the family brother Clarence has bad
> bowels.
>
> It may be time to get the Buick out tonight. Lots
> of slant eyes and iguana eaters out and about.
> These fuckers suck on this country’s resources.
Are you sure about that? I would have never guessed Matilda had bowel problems. Her bowels felt pretty good when I buried my cock in her ass the other night.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: July 01, 2019 07:48PM
Yeah, I remember back when Matilda would come next door for a little “romance” after Brown went to sleep. Nice girl, but her vagina smelled much worse than her asshole. I actually vomited right into her cunt one night. No offense, Brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: July 01, 2019 08:13PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Yeah, I remember back when Matilda would come next
> door for a little “romance” after Brown went
> to sleep. Nice girl, but her vagina smelled much
> worse than her asshole. I actually vomited right
> into her cunt one night. No offense, Brown.
You have shown how fucking worthless you are. Get a fucking hobby you loser.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Yeah, I remember back when Matilda would come next
> door for a little “romance” after Brown went
> to sleep. Nice girl, but her vagina smelled much
> worse than her asshole. I actually vomited right
> into her cunt one night. No offense, Brown.
You have shown how fucking worthless you are. Get a fucking hobby you loser.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Philly Squeeze Steak Onionn
()
Date: July 01, 2019 09:39PM
Can you imagine being so mentally ill you pretend women come to your house and help you 'deliver' your bowel movements as if you were giving childbirth?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: July 01, 2019 09:57PM
Philly Squeeze Steak Onionn Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Can you imagine being so mentally ill you pretend
> women come to your house and help you 'deliver'
> your bowel movements as if you were giving
> childbirth?
It’s his way of coping I guess. It doesn’t bother a lot of us. Sometimes he’s funny. Other times not. You’re obsession is mental illness. Get some help!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Can you imagine being so mentally ill you pretend
> women come to your house and help you 'deliver'
> your bowel movements as if you were giving
> childbirth?
It’s his way of coping I guess. It doesn’t bother a lot of us. Sometimes he’s funny. Other times not. You’re obsession is mental illness. Get some help!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: July 01, 2019 11:03PM
Can’t sleep. I’m embarrassed but don’t want to crap the bed again. This causes big sleep problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Question Onion
()
Date: July 02, 2019 06:13AM
Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Philly Squeeze Steak Onionn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can you imagine being so mentally ill you
> pretend
> > women come to your house and help you 'deliver'
> > your bowel movements as if you were giving
> > childbirth?
>
>
> It’s his way of coping I guess. It doesn’t
> bother a lot of us. Sometimes he’s funny. Other
> times not. You’re obsession is mental illness.
> Get some help!
So BEH/Brown Onion/unemployed loser/ect, what ever happened to your original Miscavage sockpuppet troll? Did you forget the login password? Must be tough remembering all of those passwords for your trolls.
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> Philly Squeeze Steak Onionn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can you imagine being so mentally ill you
> pretend
> > women come to your house and help you 'deliver'
> > your bowel movements as if you were giving
> > childbirth?
>
>
> It’s his way of coping I guess. It doesn’t
> bother a lot of us. Sometimes he’s funny. Other
> times not. You’re obsession is mental illness.
> Get some help!
So BEH/Brown Onion/unemployed loser/ect, what ever happened to your original Miscavage sockpuppet troll? Did you forget the login password? Must be tough remembering all of those passwords for your trolls.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: July 02, 2019 07:25AM
Dad and the obese neighbor are having a fart off competition. This is gross! The whole family room stinks and later on they are having a shit off. It’s so frustrating living in this house and their food choices are disgusting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: July 02, 2019 08:16AM
Ate a sausage egg muffin. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Look in the Rectal Mirror Onion
()
Date: July 02, 2019 01:09PM
Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Philly Squeeze Steak Onionn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can you imagine being so mentally ill you
> pretend
> > women come to your house and help you 'deliver'
> > your bowel movements as if you were giving
> > childbirth?
>
>
> It’s his way of coping I guess. It doesn’t
> bother a lot of us. Sometimes he’s funny. Other
> times not. You’re obsession is mental illness.
> Get some help!
so posting day in and day out about your 'starfish' and delivering 'cinder blocks' or 'pat collins' head' out of your rectum with the help of imaginary 'midwives' is a 'coping mechanism.' But bringing up this behavior is a 'mental illness.'
OK sure whatever - midwives, starfish, teee heee.
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> Philly Squeeze Steak Onionn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can you imagine being so mentally ill you
> pretend
> > women come to your house and help you 'deliver'
> > your bowel movements as if you were giving
> > childbirth?
>
>
> It’s his way of coping I guess. It doesn’t
> bother a lot of us. Sometimes he’s funny. Other
> times not. You’re obsession is mental illness.
> Get some help!
so posting day in and day out about your 'starfish' and delivering 'cinder blocks' or 'pat collins' head' out of your rectum with the help of imaginary 'midwives' is a 'coping mechanism.' But bringing up this behavior is a 'mental illness.'
OK sure whatever - midwives, starfish, teee heee.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: July 02, 2019 04:31PM
I get off work soon and then I have 5 whole days off. Time to get the party started! Picking up a case of beer and a couple rotisserie chickens from Harris teeter maybe a bag of tater tots for a side dish. My bowels get to sleep in tomorrow so they should be able to handle it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
iHop Waitress frm Front Royal
()
Date: July 02, 2019 07:19PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Splatter Humphries
()
Date: July 02, 2019 08:25PM
I had to give the kid down the street money again to walk the dog. Its frustrating and costly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage.
()
Date: July 02, 2019 08:44PM
What a surprise. I get home and here the sick obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit gifs. You’re one sick dog.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fuck off, BO troll
()
Date: July 02, 2019 09:26PM
Miscavage. Wrote:
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> What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> gifs. You’re one sick dog.
Your IP address, shithead bowel thread troll
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> What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> gifs. You’re one sick dog.
Your IP address, shithead bowel thread trollRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Protection Onion
()
Date: July 02, 2019 09:38PM
Fuck off, BO troll Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
>
>
> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> id="LTF_ip_src"
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
> ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For Website"> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
> Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> troll
Just a public service announcement for everyone here having fun, if you are not using a proxy or vpn your ip address is available to be posted. This one posted here is based in Atlanta GA - I seriously doubt anyone in that state even knows this place exists.
That said I do believe 'outing' is a violation of one of the very few policies this place seems to have.
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
>
>
> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> id="LTF_ip_src"
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
> ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For Website"> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
> Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> troll
Just a public service announcement for everyone here having fun, if you are not using a proxy or vpn your ip address is available to be posted. This one posted here is based in Atlanta GA - I seriously doubt anyone in that state even knows this place exists.
That said I do believe 'outing' is a violation of one of the very few policies this place seems to have.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: July 02, 2019 09:41PM
Miscavage. Wrote:
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> What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> gifs. You’re one sick dog.
All the regulars here set their browsers for image block. We never see the shitty images.
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> What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> gifs. You’re one sick dog.
All the regulars here set their browsers for image block. We never see the shitty images.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Observer Onion
()
Date: July 02, 2019 09:55PM
Protection Onion Wrote:
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> Fuck off, BO troll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with
> shit
> > > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
> >
> >
> > > href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> > id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> > id="LTF_ip_src"
> >
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
>
> > ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For
> Website"> > href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
>
> > Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> > troll
>
> Just a public service announcement for everyone
> here having fun, if you are not using a proxy or
> vpn your ip address is available to be posted.
> This one posted here is based in Atlanta GA - I
> seriously doubt anyone in that state even knows
> this place exists.
>
> That said I do believe 'outing' is a violation of
> one of the very few policies this place seems to
> have.
How could someone without Admin privileges find a poster's IP Address. I dont think you can run a script off a post. Not sure about attachments tho
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> Fuck off, BO troll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with
> shit
> > > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
> >
> >
> > > href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> > id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> > id="LTF_ip_src"
> >
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
>
> > ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For
> Website"> > href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
>
> > Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> > troll
>
> Just a public service announcement for everyone
> here having fun, if you are not using a proxy or
> vpn your ip address is available to be posted.
> This one posted here is based in Atlanta GA - I
> seriously doubt anyone in that state even knows
> this place exists.
>
> That said I do believe 'outing' is a violation of
> one of the very few policies this place seems to
> have.
How could someone without Admin privileges find a poster's IP Address. I dont think you can run a script off a post. Not sure about attachments tho
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sully P
()
Date: July 02, 2019 10:32PM
Brown Onion aka BEH posts the disgusting pictures to get attention. Ignore him. Meanwhile more toothpaste shits here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Giffy sayz Yes We Can Onion
()
Date: July 03, 2019 12:57AM
Fuck off, BO troll Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
>
>
> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> id="LTF_ip_src"
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
> ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For Website"> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
> Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> troll
What is my ISP now Sherlock?
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
>
>
> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> id="LTF_ip_src"
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
> ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For Website"> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
> Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> troll
What is my ISP now Sherlock?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: July 03, 2019 05:50AM
I'm up early today. Going to move to my Grandma's house down near Petersburg. I am really happy to be leaving northern Virginia, I have a good feeling in my bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 03, 2019 07:32AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I'm up early today. Going to move to my Grandma's
> house down near Petersburg. I am really happy to
> be leaving northern Virginia, I have a good
> feeling in my bowels!
Safe travels and happy 4th of July Spring.
My bowels suggest a lot of fireworks.
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> I'm up early today. Going to move to my Grandma's
> house down near Petersburg. I am really happy to
> be leaving northern Virginia, I have a good
> feeling in my bowels!
Safe travels and happy 4th of July Spring.
My bowels suggest a lot of fireworks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: July 03, 2019 07:33AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I'm up early today. Going to move to my Grandma's
> house down near Petersburg. I am really happy to
> be leaving northern Virginia, I have a good
> feeling in my bowels!
Good luck to you springonion. Pleeze keep us posted on how you iz doing at collage.
Pleeze listen ta tha words in this song,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhrCc8VCHns
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> I'm up early today. Going to move to my Grandma's
> house down near Petersburg. I am really happy to
> be leaving northern Virginia, I have a good
> feeling in my bowels!
Good luck to you springonion. Pleeze keep us posted on how you iz doing at collage.
Pleeze listen ta tha words in this song,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhrCc8VCHns
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: July 03, 2019 10:54AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm up early today. Going to move to my
> Grandma's
> > house down near Petersburg. I am really happy
> to
> > be leaving northern Virginia, I have a good
> > feeling in my bowels!
>
>
> Good luck to you springonion. Pleeze keep us
> posted on how you iz doing at collage.
> Pleeze listen ta tha words in this song,
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhrCc8VCHns
Great song and happy early 4th to you guys and your bowels too.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm up early today. Going to move to my
> Grandma's
> > house down near Petersburg. I am really happy
> to
> > be leaving northern Virginia, I have a good
> > feeling in my bowels!
>
>
> Good luck to you springonion. Pleeze keep us
> posted on how you iz doing at collage.
> Pleeze listen ta tha words in this song,
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhrCc8VCHns
Great song and happy early 4th to you guys and your bowels too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
TMOS!
()
Date: July 03, 2019 11:01AM
How are Mike O'Meara's bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: July 03, 2019 11:08AM
Decided to visit some friends and just stopped at a truckstop on I-81. The waitress thought it was odd that I ordered two club sandwiches and two large fries with a chocolate milkshake. She doesn't know about my supercharged bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Use Image Blocker
()
Date: July 03, 2019 11:19AM
More disgusting pictures - great.
Spring, good luck and learn to love yourself as you are. Will you keep in touch with Jules? Mr. Boiled sounds like eating 3600 calorie lunches might not be in your best interests - assuming that is half your daily calorie intake (2 other meals) you will gain about a pound a day. Sounds disgusting.
Spring, good luck and learn to love yourself as you are. Will you keep in touch with Jules? Mr. Boiled sounds like eating 3600 calorie lunches might not be in your best interests - assuming that is half your daily calorie intake (2 other meals) you will gain about a pound a day. Sounds disgusting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Protection Onion
()
Date: July 03, 2019 12:07PM
Protection Onion Wrote:
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> Fuck off, BO troll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with
> shit
> > > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
> >
> >
> > > href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> > id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> > id="LTF_ip_src"
> >
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
>
> > ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For
> Website"> > href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
>
> > Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> > troll
>
> Just a public service announcement for everyone
> here having fun, if you are not using a proxy or
> vpn your ip address is available to be posted.
> This one posted here is based in Atlanta GA - I
> seriously doubt anyone in that state even knows
> this place exists.
>
> That said I do believe 'outing' is a violation of
> one of the very few policies this place seems to
> have.
amen. Some douchenozzle here running scritps to get your ISP - wont be fun if you are not being smart. Lives have been messed up by this shitty site.
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> Fuck off, BO troll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with
> shit
> > > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
> >
> >
> > > href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> > id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> > id="LTF_ip_src"
> >
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
>
> > ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For
> Website"> > href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
>
> > Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> > troll
>
> Just a public service announcement for everyone
> here having fun, if you are not using a proxy or
> vpn your ip address is available to be posted.
> This one posted here is based in Atlanta GA - I
> seriously doubt anyone in that state even knows
> this place exists.
>
> That said I do believe 'outing' is a violation of
> one of the very few policies this place seems to
> have.
amen. Some douchenozzle here running scritps to get your ISP - wont be fun if you are not being smart. Lives have been messed up by this shitty site.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: July 03, 2019 04:38PM
Im staying in a motel tonight and they have delivery available from dominoes or papa john. I think I will get a medium 3 topping from both places and see which one is better. My bowels need to be ready to drive 5 hours tomorrow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blanched Scallion
()
Date: July 03, 2019 06:10PM
I got 4 costco cooked chickens and a gallon of Kirkland Chocolate Ice Cream. I intend to eat as much chicken and ice cream as I can until I feel sick then Im going to throw up and see if I can eat even more the second round. Teee Hee Im so edgy.
..................my bowels my choice
...............................................midwives/starfish
.................................................................teehee
..................my bowels my choice
...............................................midwives/starfish
.................................................................teehee
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
doxxer onion
()
Date: July 03, 2019 11:09PM
Fuck off, BO troll Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
>
>
> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> id="LTF_ip_src"
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
> ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For Website"> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
> Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> troll
wow you really showed him - bet loyal Fairfax Undergrounders are sweeping the Atlanta GA metro area for the shit-poster. You got him now!
what a dope.
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a surprise. I get home and here the sick
> > obsessed stalker of BO thinks he cute with shit
> > gifs. You’re one sick dog.
>
>
> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/ip-widget"
> id="LTF_ip_href" target="_blank"> id="LTF_ip_src"
> src="//livetrafficfeed.com/static/ip-widget/feed.p
> ng?type=1" alt="IP Widget For Website"> href="http://livetrafficfeed.com/what-is-my-ip">
> Your IP address, shithead bowel thread
> troll
wow you really showed him - bet loyal Fairfax Undergrounders are sweeping the Atlanta GA metro area for the shit-poster. You got him now!
what a dope.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Observer Onion
()
Date: July 04, 2019 01:16AM
Its amazing how smart everyone in here in the shit thread thinks they are at IT, yet how pathetic they are at posting anything humorous.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: July 04, 2019 08:56AM
Had breakfast at IHOP this morning. The big steak omelette is huge and costs 12 dollars. The waiter looked at me like I was crazy when I ordered two of them and paid to upgrade my pancakes to cupcake pancakes. My bowels can deal with it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blanched Scallion
()
Date: July 04, 2019 11:44AM
I ate three Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts and on the way back to my room bought 2 10"x20" sheet cakes from Walmart. I ate 3/4 of one of them before throwing up in the parking lot. When I got back to the room I ordered 3 large everything pizzas from Papa John's and finished the rest of on of the cakes. Feelin a little ill but my bowels can handle it.
...........................................tee hee
.......................................................Im such a good writer
.......................................................................MIDWIVES!
...........................................tee hee
.......................................................Im such a good writer
.......................................................................MIDWIVES!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Fuckface
()
Date: July 04, 2019 12:48PM
Blanched Scallion Wrote:
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> I ate three Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts and on
> the way back to my room bought 2 10"x20" sheet
> cakes from Walmart. I ate 3/4 of one of them
> before throwing up in the parking lot. When I got
> back to the room I ordered 3 large everything
> pizzas from Papa John's and finished the rest of
> on of the cakes. Feelin a little ill but my
> bowels can handle it.
>
>
>
> ...........................................tee
> hee
>
>
> ..................................................
> .....Im such a good writer
>
>
>
>
> ..................................................
> .....................MIDWIVES!
Blanched, Im a sockpuppet and Im very worried that your diet is not bowel friendly. Did I mention I have imaginary women I call 'midwives' that help me deliver my bowel movements as if it was childbirth. Tee hee.
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> I ate three Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts and on
> the way back to my room bought 2 10"x20" sheet
> cakes from Walmart. I ate 3/4 of one of them
> before throwing up in the parking lot. When I got
> back to the room I ordered 3 large everything
> pizzas from Papa John's and finished the rest of
> on of the cakes. Feelin a little ill but my
> bowels can handle it.
>
>
>
> ...........................................tee
> hee
>
>
> ..................................................
> .....Im such a good writer
>
>
>
>
> ..................................................
> .....................MIDWIVES!
Blanched, Im a sockpuppet and Im very worried that your diet is not bowel friendly. Did I mention I have imaginary women I call 'midwives' that help me deliver my bowel movements as if it was childbirth. Tee hee.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: July 04, 2019 01:47PM
Happi 4th July day ta all yall brown guyz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fireworks Onion
()
Date: July 04, 2019 06:18PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Happi 4th July day ta all yall brown guyz!
Back at you Bib - how is your feces today? Have you defecated yet? What was it like?
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> Happi 4th July day ta all yall brown guyz!
Back at you Bib - how is your feces today? Have you defecated yet? What was it like?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Celebrate our Freedom Onion
()
Date: July 04, 2019 11:04PM
Taco night for the 4th - fish tacos, with veggie tempeh option. Beans rice salsa and all the trimmings. For desert red white and blue angel food cake. Sparkling cider to top it all off. Delicious and very bowel friendly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: July 05, 2019 12:24AM
The obese neighbor is in the hospital. Apparently, he stuck a bottle rocket in his rectum. My dad was drunk and he lit it on a dare. Jules came over to play wii dance. She hit the bonus round and got all exited but she didn’t realize she had diarrhea, so now there is a huge mess all over the living room wall. I had black bean casserole, feta cheese, and a fresh garden salad for dinner. Happy 4th of July to everybody.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: July 05, 2019 09:33AM
I am visiting a friend in Western Tennessee. We are going to a real North Carolina style pig roast this afternoon. From what I understand it is nearly unlimited amounts of roasted pig meat. This might be a challenge for my bowels. Heading back home tomorrow morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bunion Onion
()
Date: July 05, 2019 10:47AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I am visiting a friend in Western Tennessee. We
> are going to a real North Carolina style pig roast
> this afternoon. From what I understand it is
> nearly unlimited amounts of roasted pig meat. This
> might be a challenge for my bowels. Heading back
> home tomorrow morning.
Your life seems to revolve around eating and shitting. I might add eating gluttonous portions of cheap disgusting food. I am sorry your life is this way. Good luck at the pig roast and eat as much as you can then sneak in the back yard and purge so you can eat some more. Let us know all about it an all about your fecal smell and consistency.
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> I am visiting a friend in Western Tennessee. We
> are going to a real North Carolina style pig roast
> this afternoon. From what I understand it is
> nearly unlimited amounts of roasted pig meat. This
> might be a challenge for my bowels. Heading back
> home tomorrow morning.
Your life seems to revolve around eating and shitting. I might add eating gluttonous portions of cheap disgusting food. I am sorry your life is this way. Good luck at the pig roast and eat as much as you can then sneak in the back yard and purge so you can eat some more. Let us know all about it an all about your fecal smell and consistency.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Proxy Server Onion
()
Date: July 05, 2019 01:36PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor is in the hospital. Apparently,
> he stuck a bottle rocket in his rectum. My dad was
> drunk and he lit it on a dare. Jules came over to
> play wii dance. She hit the bonus round and got
> all exited but she didn’t realize she had
> diarrhea, so now there is a huge mess all over the
> living room wall. I had black bean casserole, feta
> cheese, and a fresh garden salad for dinner. Happy
> 4th of July to everybody.
Sorry about your neighbor. Glad to hear Jules and you are back together though it sounds like she is having digestive issues. Not to be crude but you should tap that ass before you leave for Grandma's. Just take her from behind by force next wii game.
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> The obese neighbor is in the hospital. Apparently,
> he stuck a bottle rocket in his rectum. My dad was
> drunk and he lit it on a dare. Jules came over to
> play wii dance. She hit the bonus round and got
> all exited but she didn’t realize she had
> diarrhea, so now there is a huge mess all over the
> living room wall. I had black bean casserole, feta
> cheese, and a fresh garden salad for dinner. Happy
> 4th of July to everybody.
Sorry about your neighbor. Glad to hear Jules and you are back together though it sounds like she is having digestive issues. Not to be crude but you should tap that ass before you leave for Grandma's. Just take her from behind by force next wii game.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sully_P
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Date: July 05, 2019 07:49PM
toothpaste shits leak out over the day - what can you do. I cannot dig enough to get it all. I already feel like im deforesting an acre of rain forest when I clean my rectum. Hours later after a workout I have monkeybutt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
1826 Onion
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Date: July 07, 2019 09:38AM
Thomas Jefferson at age 83 suffered from chronic diarrhea until the end of his life. He died deeply in debt. https://www.washingtonpost.com/podcasts/retropod/thomas-jeffersons-last-letter-1/?utm_term=.6bbaad8c3113
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sploosh!
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Date: July 15, 2019 01:57PM
What up BiB's and checking in on the ONIONS. Bowels good here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sploosh!
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Date: July 23, 2019 01:29PM
What up Bibs. Jersey Mike's giant #5 today (Mike's Way) with Sun Chips. Half for lunch, other half for din-din. Should be interesting after midnight and confident that bowels got this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hz2Pee
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Date: August 31, 2019 06:20PM
Cajun shrimp tonight, followed by a vanilla milkshake. Already feeling the rumbling, may be facing consequences tonight.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: September 07, 2019 02:11PM
My starfish what’s left of it. My goodness my groan throne looks like something out of Ghostbusters. Going to have to hire new midwives as the ones I had even with oxygen and forceps are scared.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Eaton Beaver
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Date: September 07, 2019 02:54PM
Welcome back Brown Onion. Our papaw used to down a mouthful of vegetable cooking oil every day for bowel maintenance and lived well into his nineties.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Trump's Living Turd Here
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Date: September 07, 2019 04:58PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My starfish what’s left of it. My goodness my
> groan throne looks like something out of
> Ghostbusters. Going to have to hire new midwives
> as the ones I had even with oxygen and forceps are
> scared.
tee hee
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> My starfish what’s left of it. My goodness my
> groan throne looks like something out of
> Ghostbusters. Going to have to hire new midwives
> as the ones I had even with oxygen and forceps are
> scared.
tee hee
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Date: September 07, 2019 06:14PM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: September 20, 2019 07:52PM
I feel as if my bowels are hanging by a string. Have you ever seen a bagpipe that looked ripped up inside. That's what it looks like now through my rectal mirror, and I'm not sure what the midwives can do. That worthless wetback didn't finish on the most comfortable groan throne, so the open hole in the floor should work for now. Yet it is not pleasant, and the odors and various aromas coming up this way are making the midwives put on protective gear.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
will_it_float
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Date: September 21, 2019 01:12AM
Good luck with it BiB.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 03, 2019 05:34PM
My goodness my rectum or what's left of it just squeezed out Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, and Jay Gruden. I'm glad they are all white, but this still caused a lot of pain. The midwives are concerned that they may have to stitch the back door, as it looks like a garage has been opened. The groan throne is going to have to be replaced by the wetback plumber.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sploosh!
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Date: October 04, 2019 04:43PM
What up BiBs. Popeye’s 10pc mild tenders for an early dinner this afternoon. Up early tomorrow morning for fishing and hoping for a generous evacuation ahead of boarding the canoe at Fletcher’s ramp.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
i miss the old thread
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Date: October 11, 2019 11:13PM
is there anyway we can get the old thread unfucked by chance guys
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 29, 2019 12:29PM
Amazing that the white guy achieves again. President Trumps bowels are golden. If only I could be so lucky as he disemboweled that terrorist in Iraq. I don’t think much left of his bowels. Also Pablo better get his sorry ass over to the house to fix my groan throne for a few measly sweaty dollars that I may not have used soap after washing either. Being without midwives leaves one to take short cuts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sploosh!
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Date: October 29, 2019 05:20PM
What up BiBs. Take care of your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
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Date: November 01, 2019 05:00AM
5am guy is wondering where everyone went.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sploosh!
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Date: November 01, 2019 08:14AM
What up BiB! I’ve been asking that question for weeks. You still seeing the Royal Farms gal?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
09sdfj
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Date: November 01, 2019 03:49PM
gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many\.10think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". he floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison - decided by democrat gov of course, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA, food tampering/poisoning, and anything possible to DEMORALIZE white people on ffu. (perhaps a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). the website operator has told him "not to post or return" which are still posted - not removed, by the sysop: not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. he/she plays at financial terrorism as well: continuall reporting false financial data, and fake emergency please from (fake members of the community he makes up)
DROP DEAD G2
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Perfect Movement
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Date: November 01, 2019 05:03PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Amazing that the white guy achieves again.
> President Trumps bowels are golden. If only I
> could be so lucky as he disemboweled that
> terrorist in Iraq. I don’t think much left of
> his bowels. Also Pablo better get his sorry ass
> over to the house to fix my groan throne for a few
> measly sweaty dollars that I may not have used
> soap after washing either. Being without midwives
> leaves one to take short cuts.
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> Amazing that the white guy achieves again.
> President Trumps bowels are golden. If only I
> could be so lucky as he disemboweled that
> terrorist in Iraq. I don’t think much left of
> his bowels. Also Pablo better get his sorry ass
> over to the house to fix my groan throne for a few
> measly sweaty dollars that I may not have used
> soap after washing either. Being without midwives
> leaves one to take short cuts.
Hidden camera footage of you and sis Matilda
- naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious ** naughtydelicious **
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sploosh!
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Date: November 14, 2019 03:27PM
What up BiBs. Brown Onion doing well and ready for release from incarceration this weekend after some time in the hooskow for the “scouting” incident. Take care of your bowels everyone and Brown Onion looks forward to sharing with you again very soon. Shout out to the Midwives!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gsuxn
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Date: May 22, 2020 10:04AM
Taking this out of retirement.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
poor woman healthful bowels
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Date: May 22, 2020 11:32AM
That poor woman in the gif starts out with a decent bowel movement then it looks uncomfortably loose. Lucky guy gets it in his mouth and eyes but she needs to adjust her diet for more healthful bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
onion bumper
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Date: June 11, 2020 08:40PM
bump
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Meade S.
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Date: June 11, 2020 08:55PM
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Date: June 11, 2020 08:57PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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5am guy
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Date: June 12, 2020 05:06AM
hello?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled. onion
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Date: February 25, 2023 10:24AM
Going to Roy Rogers soon for a 8 piece family size chicken dinner. My bowels are going to shit!