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Melissa, you've made me blush. You've made such a cyber-spectacle of me...
I feel like someone told the restaurant staff it was my birthday while pretending to go to the bathroom...
Thanks you for the haiku. How did you know that I wanted one!?
Were you able to enjoy Monk with some wine?
Mephisto,
Haiku will never be "OK". It's like being born with flat feet...
bright skies fade to black
behold the awesome power
of thunderpussy
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/15/2010 08:56AM by Harry Tuttle.
Haiku is a lot of fun, Graymoose! First line is five syllables, second line is 7, last line is five again. It doesn't even have to rhyme.
Dear John Wednesday
Your music is gay and lame
please eat your guitar
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I just wrote a song
about the girls on Craigslist
they gave me the clap
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FoolSmacker Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > The girls on MySpace
> > did not care for my haiku
> > I never got laid. :(
>
> MySpace girl loved mine
> we were going to hook up but
> she had a penis. 8===o
That is depressing...
Was the discovery made
after making out?
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> FoolSmacker Wrote:
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> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > The girls on MySpace
> > > did not care for my haiku
> > > I never got laid. :(
> >
> > MySpace girl loved mine
> > we were going to hook up but
> > she had a penis. 8===o
>
> That is depressing...
> Was the discovery made
> after making out?
Go to Baltimore
Apparently the hookers
Are really good there.
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > FoolSmacker Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > MrMephisto Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > The girls on MySpace
> > > > did not care for my haiku
> > > > I never got laid. :(
> > >
> > > MySpace girl loved mine
> > > we were going to hook up but
> > > she had a penis. 8===o
> >
> > That is depressing...
> > Was the discovery made
> > after making out?
>
> Go to Baltimore
> Apparently the hookers
> Are really good there.
So sayeth, eesh, in a vain attempt to feign heterosexuality!
>Go to Baltimore
>Apparently the hookers
>Are really good there.
eesh gave this advice the other day.
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I don't understand...
> What does eesh have to do with
> our haiku showdown?
>
> bwahahaha Wrote:
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> > So sayeth, eesh, in a vain attempt to feign
> > heterosexuality!
MrMephisto really meant to write:
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> Baltimore is good
> But nowhere near as good as
> hot dogs in my bum
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Baltimore is good
> But nowhere near as good as
> the Frankfurt hookers
>
> I can hear it now
> "Anonymous Mephisto
> post in three, two, one..."
e3sh Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > Baltimore is good
> > But nowhere near as good as
> > the Frankfurt hookers
> >
> > I can hear it now
> > "Anonymous Mephisto
> > post in three, two, one..."
>
>
> Anonymous Mephisto post in three, two, one...
MrMephisto really meant to write:
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> Hot dogs in my bum?
> The very thought makes me cum.
> Afterwards... a snack!
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Your haiku is strong
> I would be more impressed if
> You weren't quite so gay.
MrMephisto meant to write:
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> Your haiku is strong
> I would be more impressed if
> it was a foot-long.
To which I might add:
Mephisto, nothing
but a fag, yo, likes it on
all fo's. Word, bitch.
McBastard Wrote:
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> MrMephisto meant to write:
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> > Your haiku is strong
> > I would be more impressed if
> > it was a foot-long.
>
>
> To which I might add:
>
> Mephisto, nothing
> but a fag, yo, likes it on
> all fo's. Word, bitch.
If you need fillers
to make the syllable count
you've run out of steam.
El Oh El, says I
You've got nothing on me, boy
Try finger painting
McBastard Wrote:
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> To which I might add:
>
> Mephisto, nothing
> but a fag, yo, likes it on
> all fo's. Word, bitch.
The last line was short.
It needs one more syllable.
This should even it out...
Don't step to me, son,
or you'll fall to all fours like
those poor minotaurs.
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> If you need fillers
> to make the syllable count
> you've run out of steam.
>
> El Oh El, says I
> You've got nothing on me, boy
> Try finger painting
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Don't step to me, son,
> or you'll fall to all fours like
> those poor minotaurs.
LOL
The people at work
asked why I am laughing hard
I should be mopping
eesh likes hookers w/ frankfurters! Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > I understand now
> > I must have missed that advice
> > ...Now I am hungry
>
>
> ...for frankfurters or hookers? Or would you
> prefer the eesh Bmore combo: hookers w/
> frankfurters?
I ran out of room
I tried working "hot dogs" in...
It just would not fit :(
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> oh snap! Wrote:
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> > eesh is EJ
> > and he's def. gay...w/frankfurters
> > he loves to play
>
> No love for eesh but
> You suck real bad at haiku
> It's five seven five.
me suck at haiku
like eesh suck the cock
he is a bi sexual faggot
whose just never been caught
oh snip Wrote:
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> me suck at haiku
> like eesh suck the cock
> he is a bi sexual faggot
> whose just never been caught
You're not even trying now. What is that, some sort of half-haiku/half-limerick abomination?
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > MySpace girl loved mine
> > we were going to hook up but
> > she had a penis. 8===o
>
> That is depressing...
> Was the discovery made
> after making out?
Things were going well
had to make a move because
I was feeling nuts
(Just for the record
these haikus are all fiction
never banged a dude.)
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Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.
eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Hey eesh are you gay
> > or does your door swing both ways
> > Oh the confusion
>
>
> Alias not male
> Middle age female she is
> Time to act her age
Pillar of FU
condemning my behavior
as porn is his wife