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The Adventures of Dick Tard, Fuck Hole, and Ass Face (a choose your own adventure story.)
Posted by: Barry ()
Date: December 31, 2009 04:04AM

Dick Tard was an all american hero.

He was the starting Quarterback, He was the president of the Senior Class. He volunteered at the local nursing home. He cooked food for the homeless.

Fuck Hole was his best friend. Fuck Hole was your typical high energy gay teen.

Together, they could do anything.

One day, Dick Tard and Fuck Hole were playing around after school when they ran into Ass Face.......

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Re: The Adventures of Dick Tard, Fuck Hole, and Ass Face (a choose your own adventure story.)
Posted by: Fairy Tails ()
Date: December 31, 2009 04:24AM

Ass face asked them, "where da weed at homes"?

Dick Tard began to roll a fatty as Fuck Hole wildly began masturbating.

Ass Face asked Dick Tard if what Fuck Hole was doing bothered him at all?

To which Dick Tard replied "hell no that motherfucker is gay as shit! He has

always had a thing for me, so I jus lets him do what ever he wants, provided he

doesn't touch me. Ass Face chimed in with "yeah it appears he is slightly

retarded also......

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Re: The Adventures of Dick Tard, Fuck Hole, and Ass Face (a choose your own adventure story.)
Posted by: Jizz Master ()
Date: May 01, 2016 03:10AM

Barry Wrote:
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> Dick Tard was an all american hero.
>
> He was the starting Quarterback, He was the
> president of the Senior Class. He volunteered at
> the local nursing home. He cooked food for the
> homeless.
>
> Fuck Hole was his best friend. Fuck Hole was your
> typical high energy gay teen.
>
> Together, they could do anything.
>
> One day, Dick Tard and Fuck Hole were playing
> around after school when they ran into Ass
> Face.......


Dick Tard said hey ma fuggers let's change our names to Jizzmaster Ballbags and CuntNose

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Re: The Adventures of Dick Tard, Fuck Hole, and Ass Face (a choose your own adventure story.)
Posted by: Jizz Master ()
Date: May 01, 2016 03:15AM

Fuck hole turned to Ass face and said hey that's a fantasic idea stop pulling your weener for a second
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