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Re: The Adventures of Dick Tard, Fuck Hole, and Ass Face (a choose your own adventure story.)
Posted by:
Jizz Master
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Date: May 01, 2016 03:10AM
Barry Wrote:
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> Dick Tard was an all american hero.
>
> He was the starting Quarterback, He was the
> president of the Senior Class. He volunteered at
> the local nursing home. He cooked food for the
> homeless.
>
> Fuck Hole was his best friend. Fuck Hole was your
> typical high energy gay teen.
>
> Together, they could do anything.
>
> One day, Dick Tard and Fuck Hole were playing
> around after school when they ran into Ass
> Face.......
Dick Tard said hey ma fuggers let's change our names to Jizzmaster Ballbags and CuntNose