I just took a glorious dump!
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Wow! That was awesome!
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Date: March 16, 2018 12:18AM
Why don't I discuss this in the bowels thread? Well, those people do nothing but moan about bowel problems, whereas I have never had any complaints! I am here to announce some positive news.
I normally eat an 'unhealthy' diet, but last night, I was stoned and there was no food to my liking in the fridge. Just a large raw veggie tray my girlfriend had bought for an office party and then forgotten to take to work. So, being stoned and game for anything, I devoured the entire thing! Two freakin' pounds of carrots, tomatoes, pea pods, cauliflower, and broccoli. I scarfed all those raw veggies!
This evening, holy shit! I went to take a dump and damn near filled the entire toilet bowl up to the water line! It just kept coming out! God only knows how much undigested crap was in my guts, just needing to be scrubbed out by all that fiber! I feel about ten pounds lighter!
I will be doing this again!