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Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: dragonrider77 ()
Date: November 21, 2017 10:58PM

How would this be possible if it is? And if so, would you be interested in donating a deceased biological male within 24 hours of his death strictly for the purposes of science. He’ll go off to the afterlife with a blast!

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: Got one for you. ()
Date: November 21, 2017 11:04PM

There's a fresh unwanted corpse at Quantico Cemetery. Ask for the body pf Richard Moreno. Or just look for the piles of dog shit.

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: PSR ()
Date: November 22, 2017 02:48PM

dragonrider77 Wrote:
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> How would this be possible if it is? And if so,
> would you be interested in donating a deceased
> biological male within 24 hours of his death
> strictly for the purposes of science. He’ll go
> off to the afterlife with a blast!


A man can still have children up to 36 hours after death.

https://academic.oup.com/humrep/article/21/11/2890/2939154

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: C'mon Miz ()
Date: November 22, 2017 03:51PM

dragonrider77 Wrote:
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> How would this be possible if it is? And if so,
> would you be interested in donating a deceased
> biological male within 24 hours of his death
> strictly for the purposes of science. He’ll go
> off to the afterlife with a blast!

Just because your dad didn't show you the type of love your mother's side of the family did, that was no reason to stab him let alone did up his corpse.

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: GerryTardin' ()
Date: November 22, 2017 04:09PM

PSR Wrote:
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>
> A man can still have children up to 36 hours after
> death.
>
> https://academic.oup.com/humrep/article/21/11/2890
> /2939154

The mystery has been solved! This is how Gerry (Ravi) was conceived. Dayum!

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: normal man ()
Date: November 22, 2017 04:38PM

GerryTardin' Wrote:
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> PSR Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > A man can still have children up to 36 hours
> after
> > death.
> >
> >
> https://academic.oup.com/humrep/article/21/11/2890
>
> > /2939154
>
> The mystery has been solved! This is how Gerry
> (Ravi) was conceived. Dayum!


Still letting Gerry troll the shit out of you I see. Funny.

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: Stroker.Ace ()
Date: November 22, 2017 04:43PM

Depends on the stimulus...

Parade some roast beef labia capped by some fried egg areolae by my grave and you can run a flag up my erection.

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: Bumbaclot ()
Date: November 22, 2017 05:45PM

Just put your weeny in his butthole. There, you've given him an erection.

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: mick says ()
Date: November 22, 2017 06:52PM

Mick Jagger sang that "you make a dead man cum", so its possible, I suppose.

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: William McMillan says ()
Date: November 22, 2017 07:11PM

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: 3-fer ()
Date: November 23, 2017 08:59PM

William Moreno suffers from erectile dysfunction. Lucky for him, death by hanging can cause an erection of the dead body. Miz should test this for himself and join his father and grandfather.
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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: Who's in first? ()
Date: November 25, 2017 08:28AM

Poor Richard Moreno had a lot of competition from his own son and his son's felon friend Chris Tator. Sharon Moreno was a busy woman - no wonder she stopped working almost a year ago when her security clearance got yanked.
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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: erect ()
Date: November 27, 2017 05:49AM

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: Jacky ()
Date: August 20, 2018 06:20AM

Hi guys. Many older men do not have a sexual organ for this and drugs have been developed. I'm not quite old, but I'm not young for more than 50 years, but my body sometimes refuses to work. I decided to cialis online. Do you think this will give a positive effect or should I be treated in a complex way?

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: Stann_lee ()
Date: March 17, 2020 03:52PM

Hi there. I don't know if it's possible to give an erection to a dead body, but I am using some viagra, and it's really good. I am suffering from erectile dysfunction, so I have to use viagra, this is the only remedy for me. I am buying it from edrxcare.com and taking it for 2 years and everything is fine so far. I have noticed that these pills are so effective, that it would cause an erection even to a dead man. I am not sure if it's actually possible, but if yes, the secret is in that viagra for sure.

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: 98sdjkdf ()
Date: March 17, 2020 04:40PM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.


DROP DEAD G2

GET OFF FFU


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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: Johny ()
Date: March 28, 2020 06:44AM

Stann_lee Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi there. I don't know if it's possible to give an
> erection to a dead body, but I am using some
> viagra, and it's really good. I am suffering from
> erectile dysfunction, so I have to use viagra,
> this is the only remedy for me. I am buying it
> from edrxcare.com and taking it for 2 years and
> everything is fine so far. I have noticed that
> these pills are so effective, that it would cause
> an erection even to a dead man. I am not sure if
> it's actually possible, but if yes, the secret is
> in that viagra for sure.

Thank you for sharing, this is just what I was looking for

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: edfrvevdsa ()
Date: March 28, 2020 01:15PM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.


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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: pedo papa ()
Date: March 28, 2020 01:46PM

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: Hey William, ()
Date: November 24, 2020 07:39PM

You can join them.

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Re: Is it possible to give a dead guy an erection?
Posted by: START ME UP ()
Date: November 24, 2020 10:47PM

Of course a dead man can get a boner, Heck a dead man can cum...

The Stones wrote a song about it

The Rolling Stones
"Start Me Up"



If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
You make a grown man cry
Spread out the oil, the gasoline
I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine
Start it up
If you start it up
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
I can't compete with the riders in the other heats
If you rough it up
If you like it you can slide it up, slide it up
Don't make a grown man cry
My eyes dilate, my lips go green
My hands are greasy
She's a mean, mean machine
Start it up
If start me up
Give it all you got
You got to never, never, never stop
Never, never
Slide it up
You make a grown man cry
Ride like the wind at double speed
I'll take you places that you've never, never seen
Start it up
Love the day when we will never stop, never stop
Never stop, never stop
Tough me up
Never stop, never stop, never stop
You, you, you make a grown man cry
You, you make a dead man cum

You, you make a dead man cum


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