Re: Do you fuck off at work?
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De plane! De plane!
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Date: July 11, 2018 10:46AM
Business Owner Wrote:
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> I started a company and worked my ass off for 10
> years to build it.
>
> I hired my replacement, then his replacement, then
> his replacement, and about 10 years ago I finally
> hired someone competent who works his ass off
> every day so I don't have to. The guy is a total
> rock star.
>
> Then I started another company and did the same
> thing. And I did it again and again and again.
>
> My wife thinks I go to the office every day. Not!
>
> After my morning workout, I shower, dress up in
> business casual and just go out to bars and
> restaurants and hang out with people I like, play
> golf, play BuzzTime trivia, and generally fuck
> off.
>
> Whenever I get the itch, I can fly first class
> wherever, whenever, stay at luxury resorts, and
> write it off as a business expense or use the
> points off my company credit card to pay for it
> (tax free). All my vehicles are corporate leases.
> Write off. Gas and insurance are business
> expenses. Cell, Computers, Software licenses,
> Internet and Cable and phone services are business
> expenses. EZ Pass - business expense. It is
> amazing how much of your business life you can
> legally write off.
>
> Anyway, I do go to 1 monthly meeting for each
> corporate entity to make sure the numbers are in
> line with forecast - but I just listen and ask
> questions. I don't have to really do anything but
> talk and make decisions or express opinions.
>
> The money keeps rolling in. I am accountable to
> nobody. I don't have a boss. My wife isn't my
> task master every day. I got out of the mistress
> game because who the fuck needs more than one
> woman trying to control your life and every move
> and why run the risk of having to sell assets and
> give up 50% of your net worth because you wanted
> to nut on some gold-digging bimbo?!
>
> I'm free baby! FREE! And it feels SO good to be
> free!
>
> Throw in some edibles or the occasional hit off
> the old peace pipe and life is pretty fucking
> chill.
>
> The hardest part is figuring out what to do every
> day.
My address: Fantasy Island.