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How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 30, 2009 12:59AM

it seems like everyday there is a bathroom discussion on this forum. butt since there was one today, i have another question.

when urinating does your member go over the fence or through the gate? meaning do you use the fly in your under britches or go over the waist band?
i myself am a over the fence kind of guy. and i was wondering if im alone in this world? another thing, after urination is there an uncontrollable shiver that runs through your whole body? i never noticed i shivered until someone asked me one day. i hate that bitch to this day.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 30, 2009 01:04AM

and this is important to you...........why?

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 30, 2009 01:21AM

it means the world to me. i have to know or else i will die. it was just a question if you dont feel comfortable answering it, dont. i think there are some shocking statistics here that people may find interesting..




Edited 8 time(s). Last edit at 04/20/1960 04:20AM by bloody blisters.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2009 01:41AM by bloody blisters.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 30, 2009 01:46AM

I think that's an interesting question.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Eastsider ()
Date: August 30, 2009 02:31AM

I always go over the fence too.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 30, 2009 06:44AM

I use my fly. The few times I tried going "over the fence" the waist band put pressure on the "main vein" and, when I put it back in the holster, it leaked a little in my pants. I have no problem using the fly and I don't see the benefit of going "over the fence".

Edit: I just pissed over the fence unconsciously! I am wearing nothing but my boxers right now... So I guess whether I'm wearing pants makes all the difference. The human mind is so interesting...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2009 07:19AM by Harry Tuttle.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: August 30, 2009 06:49AM

i piss right into my boxers, so the question is irrelivant sir.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Chicken Fucker ()
Date: August 30, 2009 07:23AM

I piss in your mom's vagina you stupid fuck. By the way its over the fence and through the woods, to yo mamma's house I go. My horse knows the way /()\

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 30, 2009 09:27AM

Edited 8 time(s). Last edit at 04/20/1960 04:20AM by bloody blisters.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2009 01:41AM by bloody blisters.


Ten edits to make one post? What a fucking idiot.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 30, 2009 10:02AM

Joke's on you, eesh! The last of the 8 edits was on April 20th 1960....

eesh Wrote:
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> Edited 8 time(s). Last edit at 04/20/1960 04:20AM
> by bloody blisters.
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> Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2009 01:41AM
> by bloody blisters.
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> Ten edits to make one post? What a fucking idiot.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 30, 2009 10:08AM

I use Depends. Costs more to do it that way, but it saves me time.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 30, 2009 10:13AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Joke's on you, eesh! The last of the 8 edits was
> on April 20th 1960....
>



So he came back 49 years later to make 2 more edits? What a fucking idiot.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 30, 2009 10:20AM

oh eesh what are we to do with you? we cant teach you. and we cant make jokes cause you dont get them. i apologize for all the hateful things i've said in the past, you just dont know any better.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 30, 2009 10:29AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> oh eesh what are we to do with you? we cant teach
> you. and we cant make jokes cause you dont get
> them. i apologize for all the hateful things i've
> said in the past, you just dont know any better.



Yes, but I'm not the one that has to ask how to urinate.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 30, 2009 04:52PM

Very good point... Can't you just leave well enough alone, BBlist?

eesh Wrote:
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> So he came back 49 years later to make 2 more
> edits? What a fucking idiot.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 30, 2009 08:19PM

we decided to make a change in the future past HTutt. is there no crime in that?

eesh, you are right, you are always right, we dont know how to urinate properly so we seek the help of others to guide us along our journey. we were meaning to ask you, do you go over the fence or through the gate? we think you squat to pee so that question is irrelevant. we like adding salt to open wounds dont we/\

yes we do

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Both ()
Date: August 31, 2009 08:16AM

I do both, but in a different way.
I go through the gate and then over the fence.

I pull my cock out, put it in the sink, and piss in that. Saves water. Saves energy aiming. Easy.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Charlie Schmidt's "cool cat" ()
Date: August 31, 2009 10:46AM

Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> i piss right into my boxers, so the question is
> irrelivant sir.


LOL

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Re: Your Pee
Posted by: Juvenal ()
Date: August 31, 2009 11:27AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i think there
> some shocking statistics here that people may find
> interesting..
>

And i think there are some shocking people here that may be found interesting.

... such as those who participate in this thread

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: fan of the eesh ()
Date: January 12, 2014 08:01AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Joke's on you, eesh! The last of the 8 edits
> was
> > on April 20th 1960....
> >
>
>
>
> So he came back 49 years later to make 2 more
> edits? What a fucking idiot.


Now that IS funny! Time machine!

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: nobody uses ()
Date: January 12, 2014 12:51PM

Nobody uses the 'fly'. you just pull the front of your pants and undies down and pee.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: TpDDk ()
Date: January 12, 2014 02:00PM

I don't wear pants in my basement.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 12, 2014 05:17PM

Caramel macchiato.....two hours after drinking comes out smelling the same.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 12, 2014 05:43PM

Embrace the shiver. Be one with the shiver.

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 12, 2014 05:45PM

Lol... since this thread, I've learned that there is actually a name for the shiver...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gazzlepon

Signatures are for fags

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 12, 2014 05:46PM

A gazzlepon lmao. Gazzlepon. Now I'm going to think of that word with every shiver.

Oh damn a gazzlepon!

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 12, 2014 05:50PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> A gazzlepon lmao. Gazzlepon. Now I'm going to
> think of that word with every shiver.
>
> Oh damn a gazzlepon!

Think of me... whenever you pee...



Signatures are for fags

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Dexter ()
Date: January 12, 2014 06:34PM

Nah I don't do that. I either hover over public terlits or use the Shewee when camping

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 12, 2014 06:35PM

I use a Shewee, too... recreationally...

Dexter Wrote:
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> Nah I don't do that. I either hover over public
> terlits or use the Shewee when camping

Signatures are for fags

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Dexter ()
Date: January 12, 2014 06:37PM

Same. It's fun and a head turner for sure at the RV lot

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 12, 2014 06:38PM

But I have a penis...

Dexter Wrote:
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> Same. It's fun and a head turner for sure at the
> RV lot

Signatures are for fags

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Dexter ()
Date: January 12, 2014 06:43PM

I have 3

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Bloody poster ()
Date: January 12, 2014 06:44PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> But I have a penis...

Doubtful

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 12, 2014 06:45PM

I have 3 inches..

Dexter Wrote:
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> I have 3

Signatures are for fags

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Re: How Do You Pee? Guilty?
Posted by: Dexter ()
Date: January 12, 2014 11:43PM

Makes sense.

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