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it seems like everyday there is a bathroom discussion on this forum. butt since there was one today, i have another question.
when urinating does your member go over the fence or through the gate? meaning do you use the fly in your under britches or go over the waist band?
i myself am a over the fence kind of guy. and i was wondering if im alone in this world? another thing, after urination is there an uncontrollable shiver that runs through your whole body? i never noticed i shivered until someone asked me one day. i hate that bitch to this day.
it means the world to me. i have to know or else i will die. it was just a question if you dont feel comfortable answering it, dont. i think there are some shocking statistics here that people may find interesting..
Edited 8 time(s). Last edit at 04/20/1960 04:20AM by bloody blisters.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2009 01:41AM by bloody blisters.
I use my fly. The few times I tried going "over the fence" the waist band put pressure on the "main vein" and, when I put it back in the holster, it leaked a little in my pants. I have no problem using the fly and I don't see the benefit of going "over the fence".
Edit: I just pissed over the fence unconsciously! I am wearing nothing but my boxers right now... So I guess whether I'm wearing pants makes all the difference. The human mind is so interesting...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2009 07:19AM by Harry Tuttle.
I piss in your mom's vagina you stupid fuck. By the way its over the fence and through the woods, to yo mamma's house I go. My horse knows the way /()\
Joke's on you, eesh! The last of the 8 edits was on April 20th 1960....
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> Ten edits to make one post? What a fucking idiot.
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Joke's on you, eesh! The last of the 8 edits was
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So he came back 49 years later to make 2 more edits? What a fucking idiot.
oh eesh what are we to do with you? we cant teach you. and we cant make jokes cause you dont get them. i apologize for all the hateful things i've said in the past, you just dont know any better.
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> oh eesh what are we to do with you? we cant teach
> you. and we cant make jokes cause you dont get
> them. i apologize for all the hateful things i've
> said in the past, you just dont know any better.
Yes, but I'm not the one that has to ask how to urinate.
we decided to make a change in the future past HTutt. is there no crime in that?
eesh, you are right, you are always right, we dont know how to urinate properly so we seek the help of others to guide us along our journey. we were meaning to ask you, do you go over the fence or through the gate? we think you squat to pee so that question is irrelevant. we like adding salt to open wounds dont we/\
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i think there
> some shocking statistics here that people may find
> interesting..
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And i think there are some shocking people here that may be found interesting.
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> > Joke's on you, eesh! The last of the 8 edits
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> So he came back 49 years later to make 2 more
> edits? What a fucking idiot.
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> A gazzlepon lmao. Gazzlepon. Now I'm going to
> think of that word with every shiver.
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> Oh damn a gazzlepon!
Dexter Wrote:
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> Nah I don't do that. I either hover over public
> terlits or use the Shewee when camping