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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: and 2500 posts! ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:57PM

Yee-haw!!!!!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: To the next page… ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:57PM

no, it doesn't add up Wrote:
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> But under the WaPo article, there was lively
> discussion re: since miz is so fucking helpless to
> avoid getting into trouble on forums like FFU*,
> why didn't his parents keep him off the internet?
>
>
>
> *per miz's mother, mildly autistic adults are
> helpless babes-in-the-woods on the web. Evil
> genius predators like eesh are just lying in wait.


Very true. Miz's mother is of course a pathological liar though, so nothing she says can be taken seriously.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: of course she's full of shit ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:58PM

She'll say anything to bolster her miz-as-innocent-victim narrative.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: You know they voted for Hillary… ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:59PM

of course she's full of shit Wrote:
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> She'll say anything to bolster her
> miz-as-innocent-victim narrative.


This is why I hate liberals.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: do your research ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:03AM

In the aforementioned comments section, Sharon made a disparaging remark referencing Hillary. (she compared eesh to Hillary)


Oh, and leave politics out of this thread.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Colorado cunt ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:06AM

Sharon Moreno also files false police reports while threatening to kill people.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Libtards!!! LOLZ ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:06AM

do your research Wrote:
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> In the aforementioned comments section, Sharon
> made a disparaging remark referencing Hillary.
> (she compared eesh to Hillary)
>
>
> Oh, and leave politics out of this thread.


I know Miz disliked/dislikes Hillary but his parents are total libtards. I'll talk about politics if I want to, FYI.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: TCkEe ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:08AM

so where is miz now? Wrote:
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> If he IS back with his parents, WTF is he doing
> here? In the comments section under the WaPo
> article, Sharon made very clear that she and
> tootguy would NEVER have let miz hang out on FFU
> if he had been living with them. The only reason
> they couldn't protect the fat fool from himself
> was because he was away at school. But now that
> he'd home, aren't his parents better able to
> monitor his internet activities?

Regardless of what she said, both Richard and Sharon were/are aware that William regularly comes on this site (against the advice of his therapist). William thoughtfully CC'ed his parents when he sent an email to the Loudoun Police in which he made false accusations against eesh.

Which brings up another point: Technically the detective should have charged William with violating his probation by his own admission.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Actually, never mind ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:12AM

Libtards!!! LOLZ Wrote:

>
> I know Miz disliked/dislikes Hillary but his
> parents are total libtards. I'll talk about
> politics if I want to, FYI.


As long as this thread gets lots of posts, we're good. I actually might enjoy any insights you might have into Sharon and Tootguy's politics.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: That's more like it ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:13AM

Actually, never mind Wrote:
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> Libtards!!! LOLZ Wrote:
>
> >
> > I know Miz disliked/dislikes Hillary but his
> > parents are total libtards. I'll talk about
> > politics if I want to, FYI.
>
>
> As long as this thread gets lots of posts, we're
> good. I actually might enjoy any insights you
> might have into Sharon and Tootguy's politics.

(^:

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: well, exactly ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:15AM

TCkEe Wrote:
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>
> Regardless of what she said, both Richard and
> Sharon were/are aware that William regularly comes
> on this site (against the advice of his
> therapist). William thoughtfully CC'ed his
> parents when he sent an email to the Loudoun
> Police in which he made false accusations against
> eesh.
>
> Which brings up another point: Technically the
> detective should have charged William with
> violating his probation by his own admission.


They're aware of his every activity. They probably know his bathroom habits. I'm sure they at least tacitly encourage his activity here in the hope that he will bait eesh into doing something to help their legal case.

But you should see the mother's comments in the WaPo. She makes miz sound three years old. Apparently, folks with mild autism can't be without adult supervision for even a minute, is her contention.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Just how mild is it? ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:18AM

well, exactly Wrote:
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> TCkEe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Regardless of what she said, both Richard and
> > Sharon were/are aware that William regularly
> comes
> > on this site (against the advice of his
> > therapist). William thoughtfully CC'ed his
> > parents when he sent an email to the Loudoun
> > Police in which he made false accusations
> against
> > eesh.
> >
> > Which brings up another point: Technically the
> > detective should have charged William with
> > violating his probation by his own admission.
>
>
> They're aware of his every activity. They probably
> know his bathroom habits. I'm sure they at least
> tacitly encourage his activity here in the hope
> that he will bait eesh into doing something to
> help their legal case.
>
> But you should see the mother's comments in the
> WaPo. She makes miz sound three years old.
> Apparently, folks with mild autism can't be
> without adult supervision for even a minute, is
> her contention.

She makes it sound like he's a complete fucking retard.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz is a faker ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:23AM

Just how mild is it? Wrote:
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> She makes it sound like he's a complete fucking
> retard.

In contrast to the evil, stalking, scheming, and manipulative fuck that Miz really is. All those emails he sent to Megan were a real insight into just how manipulative and controlling he is. Those were not written by anyone with autism.

For some unknown reason Megan deleted some of them, but I saved the entire thread and will re-post it at some point. Megan got played like a fiddle, and tossed away like a used tampax when Miz was done with her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Please repost it now, or link it ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:24AM

Miz is a faker Wrote:
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> Just how mild is it? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She makes it sound like he's a complete fucking
> > retard.
>
> In contrast to the evil, stalking, scheming, and
> manipulative fuck that Miz really is. All those
> emails he sent to Megan were a real insight into
> just how manipulative and controlling he is.
> Those were not written by anyone with autism.
>
> For some unknown reason Megan deleted some of
> them, but I saved the entire thread and will
> re-post it at some point. Megan got played like a
> fiddle, and tossed away like a used tampax when
> Miz was done with her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz and hammie ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:27AM

good, clean fun...
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Discuss… ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:29AM


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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Megan's messages ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:35AM

Please repost it now, or link it Wrote:
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> Miz is a faker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just how mild is it? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > She makes it sound like he's a complete
> fucking
> > > retard.
> >
> > In contrast to the evil, stalking, scheming,
> and
> > manipulative fuck that Miz really is. All
> those
> > emails he sent to Megan were a real insight
> into
> > just how manipulative and controlling he is.
> > Those were not written by anyone with autism.
> >
> > For some unknown reason Megan deleted some of
> > them, but I saved the entire thread and will
> > re-post it at some point. Megan got played like
> a
> > fiddle, and tossed away like a used tampax when
> > Miz was done with her.


Here is the link. Some of there got reposted and are still there. I did save the entire thread with all 79 or 80 images of messages -- but not sure how to re-post them all in correct order.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1936695/1937111.html

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: almost all those people are miz ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:36AM

Look, the fucker has nothing else to do. No job. No school. No hobbies. No friends aside from lizzie, who is in jail and isn't really his friend anyhow. No aspirations, except to be the king of FFU. And you know what? The moderator kicked him out, so even that's a wash.

No, his only dreams are a)to beat eesh, and b) to be a person of consequence on this board. Trust me, he has many personas to help him in that endeavor.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:51AM

LOL..............page 26!!!!!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Definitely sum interesting stuff ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:57AM

Megan's messages Wrote:
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> Please repost it now, or link it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miz is a faker Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just how mild is it? Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > She makes it sound like he's a complete
> > fucking
> > > > retard.
> > >
> > > In contrast to the evil, stalking, scheming,
> > and
> > > manipulative fuck that Miz really is. All
> > those
> > > emails he sent to Megan were a real insight
> > into
> > > just how manipulative and controlling he is.
> > > Those were not written by anyone with autism.
>
> > >
> > > For some unknown reason Megan deleted some of
> > > them, but I saved the entire thread and will
> > > re-post it at some point. Megan got played
> like
> > a
> > > fiddle, and tossed away like a used tampax
> when
> > > Miz was done with her.
>
>
> Here is the link. Some of there got reposted and
> are still there. I did save the entire thread
> with all 79 or 80 images of messages -- but not
> sure how to re-post them all in correct order.
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/19
> 36695/1937111.html

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: It;s a grand old thread ()
Date: January 27, 2017 01:32AM

You're a grand old thread,
You're a shit-flinging thread
And forever on top may you stay
You're the crown jewel of
The forum I love.
The board where the trolls get to play.
Ev'ry hand pumps jizz
For eesh, lizzie, and miz,
Until this horse is beaten dead.
Should ever Hambeast be forgot,
Keep on posting to this grand thread.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Absolutely beautiful ()
Date: January 27, 2017 01:36AM

It;s a grand old thread Wrote:
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> You're a grand old thread,
> You're a shit-flinging thread
> And forever on top may you stay
> You're the crown jewel of
> The forum I love.
> The board where the trolls get to play.
> Ev'ry hand pumps jizz
> For eesh, lizzie, and miz,
> Until this horse is beaten dead.
> Should ever Hambeast be forgot,
> Keep on posting to this grand thread.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I've got my own poetry ()
Date: January 27, 2017 01:51AM

We must keep this thread at the top
We must never let this thread drop
We must make those Mike O'Meara faggots stop
Even if we make Cary's inbox pop

Rain drop, drop top
Miz wants this thread to stop, stop, stop
He'll even call his lawyers and the cops, cops, cops
Planting the seeds of the crops, crops, crops

I'm bored, this can't be ignored
Mike O'Meara threads are what we've abhorred
Hand on the Bible, swear to the Lord
Putting shit threads under floorboards

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Also beautiful ()
Date: January 27, 2017 01:56AM

I've got my own poetry Wrote:
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> We must keep this thread at the top
> We must never let this thread drop
> We must make those Mike O'Meara faggots stop
> Even if we make Cary's inbox pop
>
> Rain drop, drop top
> Miz wants this thread to stop, stop, stop
> He'll even call his lawyers and the cops, cops,
> cops
> Planting the seeds of the crops, crops, crops
>
> I'm bored, this can't be ignored
> Mike O'Meara threads are what we've abhorred
> Hand on the Bible, swear to the Lord
> Putting shit threads under floorboards

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Bump for offensive content ()
Date: January 27, 2017 02:31AM

Bump for offensive content
Most offensive on the continent
The Mike O'Meara threads are gay
The Lizzie thread is here to stay
Miz sucks balls and cocks
He will be forever mocked
Just like Sharon, Tootguy, and the pet monkey
They'll never bury this thread, ooh the shit's funky

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Freestyles ()
Date: January 27, 2017 03:01AM

Should be an official thing for this thread. Maybe there should be an independent freestyle thread as well. Bump.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: kmkuL ()
Date: January 27, 2017 04:01AM

almost all those people are miz Wrote:
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> Look, the fucker has nothing else to do. No job.
> No school. No hobbies. No friends aside from
> lizzie, who is in jail and isn't really his friend
> anyhow. No aspirations, except to be the king of
> FFU. And you know what? The moderator kicked him
> out, so even that's a wash.
>
> No, his only dreams are a)to beat eesh, and b) to
> be a person of consequence on this board. Trust
> me, he has many personas to help him in that
> endeavor.

That's a pretty good summary. His goals are to never work, continue his war with eesh and inflict as much damage on him as possible and to be shit on this forum day and night.

Oh, and to have lizzie in his life which will be difficult given her current situation.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie has been up for 3 hours ()
Date: January 27, 2017 07:19AM

Bump.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: bonghits for lizzie ()
Date: January 27, 2017 08:53AM

This one's for you! *cough*

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: .Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: January 27, 2017 10:27AM

According to MOM Show Fan I was a great asset to this thread...I guess I should say...#Winning Lizzie=#NotDriving

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Steven Ronnison ()
Date: January 27, 2017 10:34AM

#Nutraloaf Bagels for brefix.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Liz Miz Crime Duo ()
Date: January 27, 2017 10:38AM

..."Everbody gots something to hide, except for me and my MOnkey....."

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: What happened to Kris? ()
Date: January 27, 2017 10:46AM

Did Kankles Kris Askins and William Moreno need Monique's contribution in order to pay for their shitty apartment? If Miz had to go back and live with his parents, what happened to Kris? Is he living with the Morenos also?
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: He twisted his Kankle ()
Date: January 27, 2017 10:55AM

..and Miz is nursing him back to health.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: don't you hate it? ()
Date: January 27, 2017 11:04AM

Damn it, I hate stepping in shit
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz-Send Mo $ ()
Date: January 27, 2017 11:09AM

Miz, Go "earn" some money from your Mommy or Sister and send it to your little black boyfriend...now cuck.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lispy faggot ()
Date: January 27, 2017 11:20AM

Louise Miller Basl died of "natural causes."
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie gonna rage ()
Date: January 27, 2017 11:50AM

when the MOnkey finds out about the extra spunk on the mattress...
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie gonna rage ()
Date: January 27, 2017 11:50AM

when the MOnkey finds out about the extra spunk on the mattress...
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Midland Funding ()
Date: January 27, 2017 11:57AM

Results coming momentarily

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz is your guy ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:27PM

How is your sister Miz?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: jimlegs ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:35PM

Miz is your guy Wrote:
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> How is your sister Miz?


She's doing good thanks for asking. She just got done starring in Porky's BBW Gangbang Part 5. I'm very proud because this means I trained her right. Joanna likes my banana

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Mrs Mizery ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:41PM

Yes, the film industry is in our future....Triple inputs is not just for electricity!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: All I Want to do.. ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:54PM

.... when I wake up in the morning is see you eyes, Joanna, Joanna.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tom Cuck ()
Date: January 27, 2017 12:59PM

Miz-Send Mo $ Wrote:
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> Miz, Go "earn" some money from your Mommy or
> Sister and send it to your little black
> boyfriend...now cuck.


This is a cuck. Edward Tom "Cuck," Basl
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Con Serve Industries ()
Date: January 27, 2017 01:16PM

Midland Funding Wrote:
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> Results coming momentarily
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: UCUMK ()
Date: January 27, 2017 01:21PM

Tom Cuck Wrote:
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> Miz-Send Mo $ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miz, Go "earn" some money from your Mommy or
> > Sister and send it to your little black
> > boyfriend...now cuck.
>
>
> This is a cuck. Edward Tom "Cuck," Basl
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Fugly Pig ()
Date: January 27, 2017 01:30PM

Who is that ugly fucking Pig?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: #Chimpout ()
Date: January 27, 2017 01:33PM

When is Lizzie's next shit flinging going to occur?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 090 ()
Date: January 27, 2017 01:37PM

Fugly Pig Wrote:
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> Who is that ugly fucking Pig?

That hot little slut is Joanna Moreno, member of the Moreno Crime Family and sister of the grave-defiling William Moreno. She looks cuter as a piggie.

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William Robert Moreno
so, anybody here ever fuck their mom up her ass? Am I the only one?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636757.html#msg-636757


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William Robert Moreno
what, no one wants to talk about fucking their mother?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636762.html#msg-636762
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I am proud of this thread ()
Date: January 27, 2017 01:54PM

TMOS hasn't a chance!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: This little piggie ()
Date: January 27, 2017 02:16PM

locked her door so "People" could not get in.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Pork a Porky ()
Date: January 27, 2017 02:19PM

Cumming to a theater near you.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I'm still shocked at this ()
Date: January 27, 2017 02:30PM

Apartment pics coming soon Wrote:

>
> If you want to hear something laugh out loud
> funny, wait for her trial. The Commonwealth is
> going to play William's 911 call for the jury.
> He's screaming like a little bitch, crying that
> Monique has a gun, even though he knew it was a BB
> gun.
>


Was miz not, in fact, 'SWATting' lizzie in this instance? It sounds as though he wanted them to shoot her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Say it to my face! ()
Date: January 27, 2017 02:34PM

Y'all keep talking shit about my girl, you bunch of pussy keyboard warriors.


Look at me. Pure muscle and bone like an MMA super heavyweight. My legs could kick a hole in y'all's pussy chests!


Man up and face me or shut up!
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gawd, those clothes must smell.. ()
Date: January 27, 2017 02:36PM

I bet you can smell kankles coming am mile off...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hi Kankles ()
Date: January 27, 2017 02:49PM

Say it to my face! Wrote:
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> Y'all keep talking shit about my girl, you bunch
> of pussy keyboard warriors.
>
>
> Look at me. Pure muscle and bone like an MMA super
> heavyweight. My legs could kick a hole in y'all's
> pussy chests!
>
>
> Man up and face me or shut up!

Dude, your legs can barely hold your fat ass off the ground. With your massive girth you are no more capable of kicking anyone than you are of bending over and tying your shoelaces -- nice Vans, by the way.

Just cuddle up with your lover William Moreno and be glad he still likes you even though you are (presumably) out of diapers. Or is "diaper play" part of your bedroom activities?

You are a heart attack waiting to happen. You and your fat fuck boyfriend pedo Willie should consider selling your bodies to a rendering company.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Very well done sir ()
Date: January 27, 2017 02:58PM

Hi Kankles Wrote:
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> Say it to my face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Y'all keep talking shit about my girl, you
> bunch
> > of pussy keyboard warriors.
> >
> >
> > Look at me. Pure muscle and bone like an MMA
> super
> > heavyweight. My legs could kick a hole in
> y'all's
> > pussy chests!
> >
> >
> > Man up and face me or shut up!
>
> Dude, your legs can barely hold your fat ass off
> the ground. With your massive girth you are no
> more capable of kicking anyone than you are of
> bending over and tying your shoelaces -- nice
> Vans, by the way.
>
> Just cuddle up with your lover William Moreno and
> be glad he still likes you even though you are
> (presumably) out of diapers. Or is "diaper play"
> part of your bedroom activities?
>
> You are a heart attack waiting to happen. You and
> your fat fuck boyfriend pedo Willie should
> consider selling your bodies to a rendering
> company.


^^^^^This! Classic!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Stevie Stevenson ()
Date: January 27, 2017 03:03PM

Do they serve gravy w/ nutraloaf?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: "Hi Kankles" fell for the bait ()
Date: January 27, 2017 03:24PM

Hi Kankles Wrote:
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> Say it to my face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Y'all keep talking shit about my girl, you
> bunch
> > of pussy keyboard warriors.
> >
> >
> > Look at me. Pure muscle and bone like an MMA
> super
> > heavyweight. My legs could kick a hole in
> y'all's
> > pussy chests!
> >
> >
> > Man up and face me or shut up!
>
> Dude, your legs can barely hold your fat ass off
> the ground. With your massive girth you are no
> more capable of kicking anyone than you are of
> bending over and tying your shoelaces -- nice
> Vans, by the way.
>
> Just cuddle up with your lover William Moreno and
> be glad he still likes you even though you are
> (presumably) out of diapers. Or is "diaper play"
> part of your bedroom activities?
>
> You are a heart attack waiting to happen. You and
> your fat fuck boyfriend pedo Willie should
> consider selling your bodies to a rendering
> company.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Acme Rendering ()
Date: January 27, 2017 03:30PM

Maybe that is where Lizzie got all her piles of cash. She was kidnapping her obese lovers and selling them to a rendering plant to be melted down. Is that why Megan has been so silent lately?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Discuss ()
Date: January 27, 2017 03:47PM


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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Better than Contractors ()
Date: January 27, 2017 03:47PM

A great idea^^^^^^^

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it's as I suspected ()
Date: January 27, 2017 03:48PM

Miz was so envious of the LAX kid, he decided to become him.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I truly can see Miz... ()
Date: January 27, 2017 03:50PM

playing Lacrosse.....Oh shit, I spit my water out.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Yes ()
Date: January 27, 2017 03:50PM

it's as I suspected Wrote:
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> Miz was so envious of the LAX kid, he decided to
> become him.


And he made up friends for the kid as well. It was believable and quite hilarious until he stopped caring and eventually outed himself.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: picture this ()
Date: January 27, 2017 03:55PM

I truly can see Miz... Wrote:
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> playing Lacrosse.....Oh shit, I spit my water out.


A whole LAX team, with miz, eesh, lizzie, hambeast, Meade, Kriss Kankles - all we need are four more!

I'm not just spitting coffee out, I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna shit!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: The rest of the team… ()
Date: January 27, 2017 04:02PM

picture this Wrote:
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> I truly can see Miz... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > playing Lacrosse.....Oh shit, I spit my water
> out.
>
>
> A whole LAX team, with miz, eesh, lizzie,
> hambeast, Meade, Kriss Kankles - all we need are
> four more!
>
> I'm not just spitting coffee out, I'm laughing so
> hard I'm gonna shit!


It gets even funnier once we put Mike O'Meara, Gerrymanderer2, DAJAX, and TJ. Harry Tuttle could be the coach. I would pay to see this team play in tournaments.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I pissed myself ()
Date: January 27, 2017 04:15PM

....Jesus Christ, Can you imagine that fucked-up bumbling bunch?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Maybe Kyle P can teach them… ()
Date: January 27, 2017 04:17PM

I pissed myself Wrote:
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> ....Jesus Christ, Can you imagine that fucked-up
> bumbling bunch?


Those faggots wouldn't even know how to dribble a lacrosse ball.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: They don't even... ()
Date: January 27, 2017 04:21PM

know how to fucking run...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Reason #652638 they're fat ()
Date: January 27, 2017 04:26PM

They don't even... Wrote:
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> know how to fucking run...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: No, Just BIG BONED ()
Date: January 27, 2017 04:32PM

Reason #652638 they're fat Wrote:
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> They don't even... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > know how to fucking run...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie's weight ()
Date: January 27, 2017 04:37PM

Is she getting skinnier or fatter in the ADC?

We really need our court reporter back - someone to attend hearings, take notes, post transcripts, and get as that damn lizzie mugshot.

Hey Meade? We all know you're reading this. Since you're not currently doing a god damn thing, at least until tax season, how's about you take care of this? You could even write some songs about it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: We should all write songs for Mo ()
Date: January 27, 2017 04:41PM

lizzie's weight Wrote:
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> Is she getting skinnier or fatter in the ADC?
>
> We really need our court reporter back - someone
> to attend hearings, take notes, post transcripts,
> and get as that damn lizzie mugshot.
>
> Hey Meade? We all know you're reading this. Since
> you're not currently doing a god damn thing, at
> least until tax season, how's about you take care
> of this? You could even write some songs about it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Here's a start ()
Date: January 27, 2017 04:46PM

Sung to the tune of 'Puff the Magic Dragon'

Mo, the manic monkey was OCD
And languished in her little cell
in the Fairfax ADC
Little Willy PYBR loved that manic Mo
And brought her pics of little boys and other fancy stuff, oh!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Some cuck bumped bowels thread ()
Date: January 27, 2017 05:02PM

Might have been Miz.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Heres sum MO ()
Date: January 27, 2017 05:03PM

...Oh Lizzie the manic MOnkey
didn't give any fucks
she would frolic w/ her Dyson
and hang off big ole trucks
She played Miz like a fiddle
and promised him some tang
but all he got was stitches
and a very lonely wang

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Attn: Miz and ALL FFU users ()
Date: January 27, 2017 05:06PM

Some cuck bumped bowels thread Wrote:
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> Might have been Miz.


THIS is the king thread! It remains on top. You are welcome to post in other threads, but must follow up with a bump to this thread, so that it always remains on top.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: MOnkey ()
Date: January 27, 2017 05:12PM

Here's a story about a kid named Kyle
He played lacrosse and lived a mile
Away from West Springfield High School
Met a girl named Mo, she thought he was cool
The romance started on Fairfax Underground
Gay sex and hobos, once Miz found
Out that Kyle could pound his missus real hard
He made up stories about Kyle shitting on cars
WSH LAX, say it with me
PYBRs and gay sex, K-Y-L-E
The WSH crew went to Miami
And popped their SHOWER BONERS, that enraged Kyle's daddy
He let Kyle use his money to file a cease and detist
But little did he know that Miz just couldn't resist

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: From DC Urban Moms… ()
Date: January 27, 2017 05:18PM


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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: That's not about miz or lizzie!! ()
Date: January 27, 2017 05:20PM

From DC Urban Moms… Wrote:
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> http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/30/615
> 529.page#10291347


All posts must be about eeshlizmizmegkriss.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Who cares? ()
Date: January 27, 2017 05:21PM

That's not about miz or lizzie!! Wrote:
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> From DC Urban Moms… Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/30/615
>
> > 529.page#10291347
>
>
> All posts must be about eeshlizmizmegkriss.


As long as it bumps the thread up. Plus, we could easily flood DCUM with Miz or Liz posts.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Fairfax ADC incarceration costs ()
Date: January 27, 2017 05:23PM

What is the daily cost to taxpayers to keep someone locked up?

As lizzie completes 139 (lights out in 2 1/2 hours!), I was just wondering what sort of bill she has wracked up.

I realize lizzie is probably higher-maintenance than the average inmate, what with the solitary confinement, the assaults, the poo-flinging, the psyche care and transport to the nuthut for evaluation, but just in general, what does an inmate cost.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: #karma ()
Date: January 27, 2017 05:49PM

miz bump

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: While Lizzie is eating bologna… ()
Date: January 27, 2017 05:52PM

I'm eating fettuccine alfredo with chicken. Nothing makes me want to stay out of jail more than this thread does.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I'm having cioppino &garlicbread ()
Date: January 27, 2017 06:37PM

Miz, who once again lives at home, COULD be enjoying a savory home-cooked meal, but of course is under the covers, refusing to come out.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz is a spoiled brat ()
Date: January 27, 2017 06:39PM

I'm having cioppino &garlicbread Wrote:
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> Miz, who once again lives at home, COULD be
> enjoying a savory home-cooked meal, but of course
> is under the covers, refusing to come out.


His parents bring his food to him so he can eat while he's under the covers.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: That's why the mattress is so ()
Date: January 27, 2017 06:44PM

GREASY!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Kris Askins is MIA ()
Date: January 27, 2017 06:45PM

Miz is a spoiled brat Wrote:
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> I'm having cioppino &garlicbread Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miz, who once again lives at home, COULD be
> > enjoying a savory home-cooked meal, but of
> course
> > is under the covers, refusing to come out.
>
>
> His parents bring his food to him so he can eat
> while he's under the covers.

Is Kankles Kris under the covers with him? Does Kris live with the Morenos now?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Yes and they're having gay sex ()
Date: January 27, 2017 06:49PM

Kris Askins is MIA Wrote:
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> Miz is a spoiled brat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm having cioppino &garlicbread Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Miz, who once again lives at home, COULD be
> > > enjoying a savory home-cooked meal, but of
> > course
> > > is under the covers, refusing to come out.
> >
> >
> > His parents bring his food to him so he can eat
> > while he's under the covers.
>
> Is Kankles Kris under the covers with him? Does
> Kris live with the Morenos now?


Lots of gay sex. Kankles Kris is the next best thing while MOnkey is in jail.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ding ding ding ()
Date: January 27, 2017 06:49PM

That's why the mattress is so Wrote:
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> GREASY!

Also because the fat fuck himself is greasy.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: January 27, 2017 06:53PM

Did Lizzie get out yet?

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“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: LOL NOPE ()
Date: January 27, 2017 06:55PM

Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> Did Lizzie get out yet?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Almost to the next page… ()
Date: January 27, 2017 06:57PM

Right now we're competing with the faggy MOS threads again. Bump.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: jTTNX ()
Date: January 27, 2017 06:58PM

LOL NOPE Wrote:
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> Dane Bramage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did Lizzie get out yet?

If Lizzie got out you would hear about it in the mainstream media. Not her release, but the violent incidents that would ensue. She is going to be a crazed animal. She might even have made some thug friends in jail and take them with her when she goes seeking revenge.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hopefully the media shows this… ()
Date: January 27, 2017 07:00PM

jTTNX Wrote:
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> LOL NOPE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dane Bramage Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Did Lizzie get out yet?
>
> If Lizzie got out you would hear about it in the
> mainstream media. Not her release, but the
> violent incidents that would ensue. She is going
> to be a crazed animal. She might even have made
> some thug friends in jail and take them with her
> when she goes seeking revenge.


This thread would be one hell of a read.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: they will know ()
Date: January 27, 2017 07:07PM

William Moreno and eesh get a notification from the jail whenever she gets out, so theoretically they will be waiting for her. Assuming one of them doesn't pick her up and take her home.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: HeCdG ()
Date: January 27, 2017 07:11PM

Miz can wait with his little league bat and eesh axe at the ready. Kris Askins will be backing him up. Kris might need an ambulance if he tries to kick anyone though. Hopefully the 3 of them head out to Burke Lake and they all drown.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: all 4 of them in burke lake? ()
Date: January 27, 2017 07:14PM

Tsunami alert!

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