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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Nigga we made it ()
Date: January 25, 2017 06:59PM

We did it!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: and we did it ()
Date: January 25, 2017 06:59PM

Fuck TMOS, Gerry2, AND the Trumpsters.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: To hell with all of them… ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:02PM

…we'll still come out on top. Praise Kek!

and we did it Wrote:
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> Fuck TMOS, Gerry2, AND the Trumpsters.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: They're panicking now ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:03PM

They're trying very, very hard.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Did FFXU go down for a minute… ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:07PM

…or are TMOS people and G2 fucking up our internet connections so we can't keep this thread at the top?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Sick of seeing the same names ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:09PM

The Upshot, Gerrymanderer2, and Ronnie Calhoun (or however you spell it) are the predominant posters being bumped right now.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 is still trying ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:12PM

He should be banned, tbh.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:13PM

Page 24.........I can't believe it!!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: You're welcome ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:14PM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> Page 24.........I can't believe it!!!


We've been working all afternoon.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:15PM

You're welcome Wrote:
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> Ludwig Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Page 24.........I can't believe it!!!
>
>
> We've been working all afternoon.


Yes, I see that but I had somethings to do.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: No worries, comrade ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:18PM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> You're welcome Wrote:
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> -----
> > Ludwig Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Page 24.........I can't believe it!!!
> >
> >
> > We've been working all afternoon.
>
>
> Yes, I see that but I had somethings to do.


This is a 24 hour thread, but people can't post all the time. Especially not too much at a time or it'll get on Cary's radar. Obviously we all just do what we can and our objectives are met.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: today was a good effort! ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:20PM

Lizzie would be pleased!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I wish she could see this ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:21PM

today was a good effort! Wrote:
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> Lizzie would be pleased!


She certainly would be.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: in a way, she is #winning ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:22PM

her thread is winning

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: They know deep down ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:22PM

William is not allowed to be around his nephew. The family has specifically prohibited contact between William and his brother's son.

edit by Cary: Image of uninvolved Moreno family members removed. '16106022_10101762120573055_685680524534075151_n.jpg (57.8 KB)'



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/27/2017 12:56PM by Cary.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: you never see miz ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:24PM

in family pictures. Maybe hiding under the covers?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Blacksheep ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:26PM

you never see miz Wrote:
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> in family pictures. Maybe hiding under the covers?



The family is ashamed of him, especially the main branch of the family that lives in Colorado.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Winning like Charlie Sheen ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:26PM

in a way, she is #winning Wrote:
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> her thread is winning


#winning

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz says they're proud of him ()
Date: January 25, 2017 07:33PM

Well, maybe they just told him that so he wouldn't go postal.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: back to the top ()
Date: January 25, 2017 08:06PM

this is the master thread.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I wonder how involved Miz is in… ()
Date: January 25, 2017 08:30PM

…burying this thread.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: This thread is here to stay ()
Date: January 25, 2017 08:37PM

Whoever is bumping other threads but not this one or at least the Hambeast thread can go suck a nigger's AIDS infested dick.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hard to tell ()
Date: January 25, 2017 08:37PM

A lot of the posts today are political, and I'm not sure how political miz is.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Not Miz ()
Date: January 25, 2017 08:52PM

hard to tell Wrote:
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> A lot of the posts today are political, and I'm
> not sure how political miz is.

Miz hasn't been active for several hours, it isn't him. It's mostly Gerrymanderer2 and lots of anons.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: As said on the Megan thread… ()
Date: January 25, 2017 09:08PM

…a holy war has been declared on Gerrymanderer2.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie turns 27! ()
Date: January 25, 2017 09:28PM

What will she accomplish during her 28th year?

I predict:

-attend several hearings
-sit in jail
-meet many new people
-not post ONCE, not even ONCE, on FFU!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: TMOM@! ()
Date: January 25, 2017 09:42PM

To all you bandwagon fans from TMOM, welcome but take great care not to bust this thread too.

Consider the your only warning.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I'm confused ()
Date: January 25, 2017 09:43PM

TMOM@! Wrote:
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> To all you bandwagon fans from TMOM, welcome but
> take great care not to bust this thread too.
>
> Consider the your only warning.


Whose side is this guy on?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it's fucking miz... ()
Date: January 25, 2017 09:45PM

He HATES this thread, which celebrates lizzie's incarceration.

He was hoping the TMOS thread would bury the lizzie thread; having failed to make that happen, he hopes the TMOS clowns will wreck this thread.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Well, shit… ()
Date: January 25, 2017 09:48PM

…if that happens, we'll just keep making new threads until all you see on the first page is Lizzie's incarceration.

it's fucking miz... Wrote:
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> He HATES this thread, which celebrates lizzie's
> incarceration.
>
> He was hoping the TMOS thread would bury the
> lizzie thread; having failed to make that happen,
> he hopes the TMOS clowns will wreck this thread.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no, we take the high ground ()
Date: January 25, 2017 09:53PM

We just maintain this one epic thread, and keep it right at the top. If it hits 2000 pages, or whatever the limit is (including multitudinous pictures of mo, miz, etc), then we start another one.

But this, like the hambeast thread, reigns supreme.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 25, 2017 09:55PM

Could this website handle a hybrid Liz-Hambeast thread?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Yes, it could. ()
Date: January 25, 2017 09:57PM

If there were a way to take the existing hammie thread, and add it to this one, that would be great.

Failing that, just commense putting any hammie posts here. I believe we already have meg's tail pic in this thread once or twice.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Good question… ()
Date: January 25, 2017 09:57PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Could this website handle a hybrid Liz-Hambeast
> thread?


Of course it could.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Fuck a limit ()
Date: January 25, 2017 09:58PM

no, we take the high ground Wrote:
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> We just maintain this one epic thread, and keep it
> right at the top. If it hits 2000 pages, or
> whatever the limit is (including multitudinous
> pictures of mo, miz, etc), then we start another
> one.
>
> But this, like the hambeast thread, reigns
> supreme.


I don't know if there is a limit, but there's only one way to find out.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: OK, keep posting ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:00PM

It took 8 years for the TMOS thread to get too big for the server to handle.

So, this thread could well outlast lizzie's actual stay in jail.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: High energy Monique ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:02PM

OK, keep posting Wrote:
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> It took 8 years for the TMOS thread to get too big
> for the server to handle.
>
> So, this thread could well outlast lizzie's actual
> stay in jail.


The real difficulty of maintaining it comes once she is released, if she is, since she routinely floods forums and can spam for days at a time.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: let her spam ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:06PM

She can post three hundred times a day. (And has.) We will continue bumping this one thread. Each of the 300 times she comes here, there's her incarceration thread - right up at top. This will make her fucking crazy.

Most likely, she will start obsessively posting enormous pics here, to try to kill it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie won't last long ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:07PM

let her spam Wrote:
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> She can post three hundred times a day. (And has.)
> We will continue bumping this one thread. Each of
> the 300 times she comes here, there's her
> incarceration thread - right up at top. This will
> make her fucking crazy.
>
> Most likely, she will start obsessively posting
> enormous pics here, to try to kill it.


No doubt it'll make her crazy, as if she isn't already crazy enough. It might eventually make her leave. Or she'll get arrested again and the thread will be relevant again.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:09PM

The funniest thing is she will spend days searching for every post that references her and respond to it, no matter how old the post.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Or maybe Miz will summarize… ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:10PM

eesh Wrote:
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> The funniest thing is she will spend days
> searching for every post that references her and
> respond to it, no matter how old the post.


When she gets out, she'll spend hours, if not days, reading this thread so she'll be plenty distracted once she discovers it. Meanwhile, we'll still be posting in it and giving her more to read.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I wonder if miz prints this off ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:15PM

and brings it to her...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz has to get out from under… ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:17PM

…the covers first.

I wonder if miz prints this off Wrote:
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> and brings it to her...


Also, he'll run out of paper and ink very quickly if he is printing this thread.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: To infinity and beyond! ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:21PM

Or maybe Miz will summarize… Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > The funniest thing is she will spend days
> > searching for every post that references her
> and
> > respond to it, no matter how old the post.
>
>
> When she gets out, she'll spend hours, if not
> days, reading this thread so she'll be plenty
> distracted once she discovers it. Meanwhile, we'll
> still be posting in it and giving her more to
> read.


Since we can post faster than she can read, she'll never reach the end. lol

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Slonique ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:23PM

To infinity and beyond! Wrote:
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> Or maybe Miz will summarize… Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The funniest thing is she will spend days
> > > searching for every post that references her
> > and
> > > respond to it, no matter how old the post.
> >
> >
> > When she gets out, she'll spend hours, if not
> > days, reading this thread so she'll be plenty
> > distracted once she discovers it. Meanwhile,
> we'll
> > still be posting in it and giving her more to
> > read.
>
>
> Since we can post faster than she can read, she'll
> never reach the end. lol


She'll be so frustrated that she'll eventually leave, or she'll beg Cary to ban her like Miz did several years before her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: TMOS thread > TMOS ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:46PM

TMOS thread had over three million views and over 80,000 comments. We can all thank Miz for finally putting an end to it. He doesn't know that this thread will be the next thread to hit those numbers, and it'll be active for just as long as TMOS thread was, if not longer. Eight years and nine months is the record to beat, and still less time than Lizzie will serve in the slammer.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hbd2u ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:46PM

So, should the title be changed from "completes second week" to "completes second year"? LOL.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Unnecessary ()
Date: January 25, 2017 10:50PM

hbd2u Wrote:
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> So, should the title be changed from "completes
> second week" to "completes second year"? LOL.


No, we'll make sure everyone knows when she has reached her second year on this post and all over the rest of the forum.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: chief kiddy fucker ()
Date: January 25, 2017 11:02PM

They know deep down Wrote:
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> William is not allowed to be around his nephew.
> The family has specifically prohibited contact
> between William and his brother's son.


Wetback Willy's paternal grandfather looks like an injun'

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no, the title is perfect as is ()
Date: January 25, 2017 11:57PM

hbd2u Wrote:
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> So, should the title be changed from "completes
> second week" to "completes second year"? LOL.


Mo was SO ecstatic that eesh spent ~ 1 month in jail. It was great to see her approaching the midway point to his record - that's when the thread was initiated. And now, of course, she has gone far beyond. Over 4 months now! She missed inauguration day. Valentine's Day? Perhaps a heart-shaped nutra loaf. Easter? Maybe she'll hide poop around her cell like some sort of demented easter bunny.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Yes lawd ()
Date: January 25, 2017 11:59PM

no, the title is perfect as is Wrote:
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> hbd2u Wrote:
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> -----
> > So, should the title be changed from "completes
> > second week" to "completes second year"? LOL.
>
>
> Mo was SO ecstatic that eesh spent ~ 1 month in
> jail. It was great to see her approaching the
> midway point to his record - that's when the
> thread was initiated. And now, of course, she has
> gone far beyond. Over 4 months now! She missed
> inauguration day. Valentine's Day? Perhaps a
> heart-shaped nutra loaf. Easter? Maybe she'll hide
> poop around her cell like some sort of demented
> easter bunny.


+1

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: SHOWER BONER ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:05AM

Sup broners, I just got out of the shower. Unlike Monique, I can shower whenever I want to and for however long I want to. I also get to shower by myself and not with a bunch of naked black people. There's a guarantee that the shower will be available as well and I don't have to sign up anywhere just to wash my ass.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: SHOWER BONER ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:06AM

Also, guys, if I drop the soap, I won't get raped.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: another thing about lizzie ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:11AM

She loved the fact that while eesh was in jail, he had to know we were posting about him here, but couldn't read the posts or respond. To lizzie, that was the purest form of hell. And now, she has endured four months of KNOWING everyone is making fun of her, and being unable to point out that she is still winning.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Torture ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:15AM

another thing about lizzie Wrote:
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> She loved the fact that while eesh was in jail, he
> had to know we were posting about him here, but
> couldn't read the posts or respond. To lizzie,
> that was the purest form of hell. And now, she has
> endured four months of KNOWING everyone is making
> fun of her, and being unable to point out that she
> is still winning.


Yeah, that has to be terrible. One month is bad enough, four months is even worse.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 is trying again ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:18AM

What a faggot.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: ALL of them!!!! ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:25AM

I am tired of:

TMOS posters
Miz
Meade Skelton obsessors
Gerry2 and his Trumptard 'fan' club
People with bowel problems

As far as I am concerned, this is a forum that should be dedicated solely to lizzie.

If any of these aforementioned groups would even TRY to work in a llizie angle, ie 'how are lizzie's bowels in jail', or 'what might Donald Trump do for lizzie, and why is gerry wrong about it?" it would be oksay. But no. They don't even talk about lizzie.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:26AM

How are her bowels doing?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: How can you forget Hambeast? ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:28AM

ALL of them!!!! Wrote:
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> I am tired of:
>
> TMOS posters
> Miz
> Meade Skelton obsessors
> Gerry2 and his Trumptard 'fan' club
> People with bowel problems
>
> As far as I am concerned, this is a forum that
> should be dedicated solely to lizzie.
>
> If any of these aforementioned groups would even
> TRY to work in a llizie angle, ie 'how are
> lizzie's bowels in jail', or 'what might Donald
> Trump do for lizzie, and why is gerry wrong about
> it?" it would be oksay. But no. They don't even
> talk about lizzie.

What about Megan/Hambeast?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Megan is OK. ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:30AM

For one thing, she is gone. Also, she was the star of an excellent thread.

In fact, mgean is invited to guest star in the lizzie thread any time.
Attachments:
hammie.jpg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: That's what's up ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:35AM

Megan is OK. Wrote:
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> For one thing, she is gone. Also, she was the star
> of an excellent thread.
>
> In fact, mgean is invited to guest star in the
> lizzie thread any time.

We should eventually make a thread that is dedicated to both of them.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: this thread is fine ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:41AM

Bring the hambeast discussion here. It would really be great if hammie ALSO got confined to the Fairfax ADC. But wherever hammie's whereabouts, we can discuss her hereon days there's nothing to say about lizzie. It's also a fine place to discuss miz.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: THIS is the lizzie/hammie thread ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:43AM

miz and eesh, too!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: (^: ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:43AM

this thread is fine Wrote:
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> Bring the hambeast discussion here. It would
> really be great if hammie ALSO got confined to the
> Fairfax ADC. But wherever hammie's whereabouts, we
> can discuss her hereon days there's nothing to say
> about lizzie. It's also a fine place to discuss
> miz.

Yes, of course. This is our base thread in general and the other one was created as a backup. We can even discuss raids and floods if we're super bored.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: floods of the board? ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:51AM

or flooding the morono house?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Huehuehuehuehue ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:52AM

floods of the board? Wrote:
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> or flooding the morono house?


Both, lmao.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab ()
Date: January 26, 2017 01:34AM

"Hi, I'm Miz and I just stabbed my father!"

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it raises the question,miz.... ()
Date: January 26, 2017 01:55AM

Was Mo acting in self-defense when she hit you over the head?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: over 200 posts in one day ()
Date: January 26, 2017 02:01AM

this thread is going places!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Indeed it is going places ()
Date: January 26, 2017 02:06AM

over 200 posts in one day Wrote:
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> this thread is going places!


Unlike Monique, the thread isn't going to jail.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: O'Meara bump ()
Date: January 26, 2017 02:18AM

edit by Cary (the admin): After 7+ years in Fairfax General this thread has been moved to the Off-Topic forum. The Mike O'Meara Show has not been broadcast from Fairfax City for many years, and is no longer transmitted by any local radio stations. An influx of out-of-town posters who visit solely for this thread have been polluting other topics.


Twenty years from now

edit by Cary (the admin): After 17+ years in Fairfax Off-Topic this thread has been moved to the Shit-Thread forum. Monique Wells has not been incarcerated in Fairfax County for many years, and is no longer wanted by any local jurisdictions. An influx of out-of-town posters who visit solely for this thread have been polluting other topics.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Bumpity bump ()
Date: January 26, 2017 02:29AM

O'Meara bump Wrote:
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> edit by Cary (the admin): After 7+ years in
> Fairfax General this thread has been moved to the
> Off-Topic forum. The Mike O'Meara Show has not
> been broadcast from Fairfax City for many years,
> and is no longer transmitted by any local radio
> stations. An influx of out-of-town posters who
> visit solely for this thread have been polluting
> other topics.
>
>
> Twenty years from now
>
> edit by Cary (the admin): After 17+ years in
> Fairfax Off-Topic this thread has been moved to
> the Shit-Thread forum. Monique Wells has not been
> incarcerated in Fairfax County for many years, and
> is no longer wanted by any local jurisdictions. An
> influx of out-of-town posters who visit solely for
> this thread have been polluting other topics.


I read O'Meara bump and thought "fuck, the people from TMOS have finally arrived" and then actually clicked on the thread. This comment was absolutely great.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: !pOoOoOoOoOoOoOt! ()
Date: January 26, 2017 02:51AM

!BELCH!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Aspca ()
Date: January 26, 2017 02:59AM

Did Lizzie have her own weasel/ferret? If so who is caring for it while she is in the slammer? It's hard to imagine anyone who is as evil and cruel as Lizzie with a pet.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Apartment pics coming soon ()
Date: January 26, 2017 05:49AM

Aspca Wrote:
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> Did Lizzie have her own weasel/ferret? If so who
> is caring for it while she is in the slammer?
> It's hard to imagine anyone who is as evil and
> cruel as Lizzie with a pet.



Monique had several ferrets when she was living with Moreno...and a dog. After she was arrested, Moreno killed the ferrets out of anger, and the dog was "adopted" by Sharon.

Maybe Moreno can explain how Kris' s TV broke after Monique was arrested.

That's something else too, Kris was living with Moreno and Monique in their Fairfax apartment. The apartment was subleased from some guy that was letting Monique and Moreno live there month to month with no contract.

Moreno had to move out of his Sterling apartment because he couldn't afford it anymore. Most of the settlement money from the car crash lawsuit is gone, and he was depending on that for rent. Now he has to live on the measly ~700 dollars each month from social security.

He and Monique were splitting the rent in their Fairfax apartment; now that she is gone William couldn't afford to make it on his own. :(

After Monique was arrested, the Morenos sold all her clothes and electronics to pay for the last month's rent. Kris had a huge TV that the Morenos took for themselves, but Kris was able to get it back. The only thing is, William made sure to break it before giving it back.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Apartment pics coming soon ()
Date: January 26, 2017 06:07AM

Okay, here's what happened. On September 10th Monique took some of William's psychiatric medication (paid for with your tax dollars) and became manic. William blocked her from leaving because he is a control freak, so you have Monique trapped in a tiny apartment having a manic episode. They argued, and Monique took a painting of William's and hit him over the head with it. He started bleeding, and called 911.

Monique took her BB gun and went out on the balcony threatening the responding officers. There was a standoff until the police shot her with a bean bag bullet.

William went to the hospital and had to get 10 stitches because he was bleeding. The Commonwealth is trying to bump up Monique's malicious wounding charge to aggravating malicious wounding because William has a scar now, and that counts as permanent disfigurement. Really though, judging from William's personal appearance, he can't get any more disfigured. A scar isn't going to make him look any uglier.

If you want to hear something laugh out loud funny, wait for her trial. The Commonwealth is going to play William's 911 call for the jury. He's screaming like a little bitch, crying that Monique has a gun, even though he knew it was a BB gun.

Maybe he can explain to the jury why he blocked her from leaving the apartment if he was so scared for his life.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: wv3vc ()
Date: January 26, 2017 06:12AM

So Kankles Kris was living with Monique and William. Monique and Willim wee paying the rent, and Kris was fucking Mo. Did William at least get to watch?

Are Kris and William still an item?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Apartment pics coming soon ()
Date: January 26, 2017 06:20AM

What is going to get Monique in the end is the fact that William comes off so weak and whiney. It's totally believable that a woman could beat the shit out of him.

He's got these noodles for arms that have never seen a day of exercise. The only exercise that he's ever gotten was when he tried killing his father with a knife.
He tried to worm his way out of the domestic violence charge by saying the knife was intended for himself, but he soon discovered suicidal threats don't impress police and prosecutors.

At Monique's trial the defense plans on using his domestic abuse conviction against him in an attempt to pass him off as the abuser. It's unclear how that will work out.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Apartment pics coming soon ()
Date: January 26, 2017 06:26AM

Monique is facing the malicious wounding charge, brandishing a firearm, assault on a corrections officer, and two counts of violating probation. She's going away for a while, but there is tremendous satisfaction that William's only chance at a relationship beat the shit out of him and denied him the opportunity to lose his virginity. :)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: any other charges? ()
Date: January 26, 2017 07:22AM

Was Monique ever charged for making all those threats to the witnesses at eesh's trial? Coincidentally many of the threats originated from a Comcast IP address registered to William Moreno in Fairfax, so if William was aware she was threatening other witnesses, wouldn't that be grounds for eesh to appeal the criminal charges? Is witness intimidation a felony or misdemeanor?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Who's on top? ()
Date: January 26, 2017 07:32AM

Which one is the top when Kris and William have sex?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Billy Bottom ()
Date: January 26, 2017 08:08AM

I think William would want to be on top, but since he has ED and can't get it up, he has to take it up the butt from Kris. Maybe they trade off when William takes a Viagra.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: They are happy together? ()
Date: January 26, 2017 09:33AM

William Moreno and Kris Askins are just a cuddly pair of teddy bears.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: question for the mob ()
Date: January 26, 2017 09:33AM

Are we sure Lizzie didn't take one of those new drugs out now (like flakka, that k2 shit, etc) and freak out over that? That was the rumor back when she got locked up in the first place....

...why would someone take another person's psych meds?

(I could see xanax but that would make someone pass out right? Or painkillers but same deal they would just nod out....but psych meds?)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: When U Nuts ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:02AM

You do all kinds of Crazy shit...like---Living w/ Miz!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz-Send Mo $ ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:10AM

...and a copy of this thread. Thanks Buddy!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Asylums ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:13AM

When U Nuts Wrote:
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> You do all kinds of Crazy shit...like---Living w/
> Miz!


It's funny and sad that Monique and William seriously believed that they could live a normal life. They need to be in a padded room for life.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: normal? ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:24AM

Asylums Wrote:
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> When U Nuts Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You do all kinds of Crazy shit...like---Living
> w/
> > Miz!
>
>
> It's funny and sad that Monique and William
> seriously believed that they could live a normal
> life. They need to be in a padded room for life.

Living in threesome arrangement is not exactly "normal". Particularly since Monique did not have sex with William.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:31AM

Sounds a lot like that show "Three's Company". Which one is Jack??

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: One Trick Broney ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:42AM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> Sounds a lot like that show "Three's Company".
> Which one is Jack??


Miz!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Liz Miz Crime Duo ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:44AM

The remaining one out needs to be jailed.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: B U M P ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:47PM

It is said on this thread linked below that TJ was behind all the Louise Basl posts. We all thought it was Miz for the longest time. Probably still is. There's this post for William and an almost identical post for Eesh.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2451717.html

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Almost to page 25 ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:54PM

Meanwhile Lizzie's still in jail.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: not TJ ()
Date: January 26, 2017 12:58PM

B U M P Wrote:
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> It is said on this thread linked below that TJ was
> behind all the Louise Basl posts. We all thought
> it was Miz for the longest time. Probably still
> is. There's this post for William and an almost
> identical post for Eesh.
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/24
> 51717.html

It's not TJ, more likely Miz. TJ and eesh made up, plus TJ doesn't exactly have unlimited Internet access where he is.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Could he be with Monique? ()
Date: January 26, 2017 01:02PM

not TJ Wrote:
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> B U M P Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It is said on this thread linked below that TJ
> was
> > behind all the Louise Basl posts. We all
> thought
> > it was Miz for the longest time. Probably still
> > is. There's this post for William and an almost
> > identical post for Eesh.
> >
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/24
>
> > 51717.html
>
> It's not TJ, more likely Miz. TJ and eesh made
> up, plus TJ doesn't exactly have unlimited
> Internet access where he is.


Where is TJ lately?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: we're a happy family ()
Date: January 26, 2017 01:04PM

The picture Eesh and Tom don't want you to see
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Almost there ()
Date: January 26, 2017 01:09PM

Bump

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: B U M P ()
Date: January 26, 2017 01:12PM

(G)old
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie had Miz in Stiches ()
Date: January 26, 2017 01:18PM

10 of them!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Someone's bumping Miz threads ()
Date: January 26, 2017 01:19PM

Bump

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