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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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what was sharon sitting on?
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Date: May 29, 2020 03:03PM
Sorry miz, but we're never letting you live that one down!
series of events:
1) Lending old laptop to crazed monkey girlfriend
2) Having change of heart and demanding it back
3) Being told to fuck off
4) Bringing mommy to help get it back (this is a thirty-year-old man we're talking about!)
5) Squatting morosely outside of girlfriend's mommy's house
6) Being run off by the police
7) Failing to retrieve said laptop!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Nothing is as funny
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Date: May 29, 2020 03:25PM
As being a convicted criminal and bankrupt loser with a 567 credit score and $500 credit limit at age 40, living in your dead mom's shack and driving elderly father's 21 year old pickup truck.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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Actually........................
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Date: May 29, 2020 03:58PM
It was a hammer. But Monique's lawyer told her to go along with the picture frame thing because if the courts knew it was a hammer she would have gotten aggravated malicious wounding and a minimum of 20 years!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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Actually........................
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Date: May 29, 2020 04:05PM
Yes. Monique was trying to nail the picture to his head to kill him and leave him for the police as a statement but he ran like a bitch and called 911, crying and shitting/pissing himself all the way down the stairs.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
we have to add the hammer
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Date: May 29, 2020 10:10PM
A few important additions: Wrote:
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> Fairfax Underground Museum Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This concept has been bandied around before,
> but
> > with a newly elected democratic house looking
> > eagerly for new ways to spend money, the
> prospect
> > of winning a grant has allowed us to proceed.
> >
> > This museum will contain any relevant and
> unique
> > memorabilia, and will be divided into four
> > sections as follows:
> >
> > 1) Artifacts
> >
> > The infamous megan tail.
> > The laptop computer
> > Salvaged shards from the broken Papa John's
> sign.
> > Sharon's coke bottle
> > Lizzie's purple dildo.
> > Lizzie's Dyson.
> > The Slurpee machine that gerry broke
> > eesh's mailbox from his Henrico estate
> > Tootguy's trumpet collection
> >
> >
> > 2)Vintage FFU apparel
> >
> > This would include eesh's horse mask, along
> with
> > his Nike sweathsirt and camo capris.
> > Another attraction would be lizzie's Ray Ban
> > shades and our unique collection of Phil's
> bling.
> > A potential addition would be the collelction
> of
> > sports coats outgrown by David when he became a
> > body builder.
> >
> >
> > 3)Models
> >
> > There would be scale models of the Mustang in
> > which megan lived, the 6-door truck lizzie
> claimed
> > to own, and Phil's failed real estate
> development.
> >
> >
> > 4) Art and Literature
> >
> > This section would include significant pieces
> of
> > miz's artwork, especially his two drawings in
> > which he kills eesh. Also featured would be the
> > painting that lizzie smashed over miz's head.
> > The floor would of course be adorned with a
> PYBR.
> > There would also be a library including megan's
> > dossier of FFU posts that she compiled for the
> > police, and all gerry posts archived by the
> forum
> > trumptard.
> > Museum members would enjoy the privelege of
> being
> > able to check out sections of the dossiers for
> > research in the museum library.
>
> Artifacts:
> Megan's cellphone that she threw at Aaron
> taxidermied body of Starban, mounted impaled on a
> spike
> William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
> knife used by William Moreno to stab his father
> Moreno's little league bat
> Moreno's cane that he used to threaten TJ with at
> the courthouse
> David Trinnes' beer bong and giant liquor bottles
> Lizzie's stacks of cash
> noose used in Miz's failed hanging attempt
> filthy tablecloth from the Moreno's dining room
> table
> feces-smeared copy of The Washington Post article
>
> Vintage FFU apparel
> Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock outing
> wardrobe
> Lizzie's police auxiliary uniform shirt
> trio of straw sombreros worn by David, Meade, and
> Tootguy
> Tootguy's Shriner hat
> Washington Divas football jersey #30
>
> Models
> replica gravestones of William McMillan, LMB, and
> Tootguy
> giant stuffed plush toy version of Megan's
> morbidly obese birthday party guest
The FFU museum should also have a diorama of the farm megan is currently living on.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
sure miz, sure...
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Date: May 30, 2020 11:32AM
he paid her fines yes but Wrote:
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> she never blocked him in the first place and she
> bought her own truck
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
soon very soon
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Date: May 30, 2020 11:39AM
Only Michael Josef Basl is angry Wrote:
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> Michael Basl is on welfare. Food stamps, EBT,
> snap. If it weren't for his dead mom's trailer
> he'd be homeless.
when his pops died he will no longer be able to pay the taxes and off to the streets he goes! :)
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
gutter trash basl
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Date: May 30, 2020 11:50AM
Fingerhut strut Wrote:
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> What is funny is being a bankrupt loser who's
> getting sued by Fingerhut.
ROFL finger hut is when you know your life is in the gutter
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
winning is
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Date: May 30, 2020 02:35PM
Lives w/ Mommy, Killed his Daddy, His siblings hate him, he has no job, has spent weeks in the nut hut, has a felony conviction, blew $300000 of his family money for 0 return, lived w/ a convicted pedo, His manic GF split his head open, then he paid her fines and bought her a truck If that's not winning nothing is
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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did not buy truck
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Date: May 30, 2020 02:36PM
he paid her fines yes but Wrote:
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> she never blocked him in the first place and she
> bought her own truck
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
none of it is true?
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Date: May 30, 2020 04:36PM
Miz has (miracle of miracles!) left FFU, lizzie, eesh etc behind, and is moving on with his life? Going to school and studying to be an accoutant? Getting a place of his own and upgrading from his Kia to a nice new Honda? Weaning himself down from 24 meds to just three or four? If so, this is all splendid news!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
u have nothing coward
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Date: May 31, 2020 08:34AM
about the laptop Wrote:
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> There were, in fact, some rather embarasing files
> on it. At this point I can say no more, but all
> will become clear in due course....
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!
never does and never will, not in due time or anything else
all complete bullshit
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN CALLED OUT AGAIN, GOING TO RUN AWAY AGAIN?
now we shall watch the excuses roll in on why he is a complete coward and full of shit
peep loses again...………...it is getting boring when I know this bitch is all talk
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
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Whatever you say pretend pedo
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Date: May 31, 2020 10:46AM
u have nothing coward Wrote:
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Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
It's not that serious. Nobody really cares. Especially peep since he had nothing to do with anything you have been spazzing out about for the past week. You got TROLLED. Deal with it.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Beee
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Date: May 31, 2020 10:53AM
peep has been soooooooooooooooooooooooo quiet...………..I would too after being humiliated so bad in his own thread LOL
the above posteris peeps bf / ball sucker
or is it peep anon? who know and who cares
you bitches obsess over me and post 24/7 about me, have pics saved of me on your computers...……………...but...……………………………..but...…………………………….YOU DO NOT DO SHIT!
am I your secret crush? you obsess over me like a teenager does for taylor swift
how many years have you posted thread after thread after thread after thread after thread thread after thread after thread after thread after thread thread after thread after thread after thread after thread thread after thread after thread after thread after thread thread after thread after thread after thread after thread thread after thread after thread after thread after thread thread after thread after thread after thread after thread
………...………………………………………….but...…………………………….but...……………………………….NOTHING HAS HAPPENED!
I would say you fags are all talk, but you are too scared to even meet face to face, so I guess you remain pussies behind keyboards
I will enjoy a cool glass of lemonade out front OF MY HOUSE, which you DROVE 80 MILES back and forth to for what reason?
feels good to be the king!
you peasants please continue your feeble lives until your hero returns
every loser claims trolling to soften the humiliation they suffer - MIZ ch 14 verse 71
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
sorry miz, bu tno.
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Date: May 31, 2020 03:01PM
lizzie has two facebook pages - the one she lets you see, and the one in which she talks ABOUT you! And you can only wonder what she has to say. (hint - it's pretty devestating)
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
take a screenshot
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Date: May 31, 2020 03:02PM
sorry miz, bu tno. Wrote:
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> lizzie has two facebook pages - the one she lets
> you see, and the one in which she talks ABOUT you!
> And you can only wonder what she has to say. (hint
> - it's pretty devestating)
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
there is no hidden fb
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Date: May 31, 2020 03:14PM
we are sworn not to Wrote:
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> she wants her secret FB page completely hidden
> from miz. And frankly, I am not ABOUT to piss
> lizzie off.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Does Lizzie finally disclose...
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Date: May 31, 2020 03:15PM
we are sworn not to Wrote:
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> she wants her secret FB page completely hidden
> from miz. And frankly, I am not ABOUT to piss
> lizzie off.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
clearly I know more than you
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Date: May 31, 2020 04:08PM
lizzie tells of the time she and tator were loudly fucking, and lizzie stumbled out into the living room and ordered miz to go buy them some more condoms. Miz obliged, to the great laughter of tator and lizzie.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Nut Busted
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Date: May 31, 2020 05:01PM
clearly I know more than you Wrote:
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> lizzie tells of the time she and tator were loudly
> fucking, and lizzie stumbled out into the living
> room and ordered miz to go buy them some more
> condoms. Miz obliged, to the great laughter of
> tator and lizzie.
This was said when she sent miz out while fucking Tator....try to keep up retardo
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
lonely freaks
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Date: May 31, 2020 05:14PM
miz and peep lyin about sex. peep and eesh posting mail. you and other dude pretending to talk to her. like she is some kind of big deal and it's a badge of honor to talk to this bitch or not be blocked or see her fb or something
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
this gal
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Date: May 31, 2020 05:16PM
u have nothing coward Wrote:
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> about the laptop Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There were, in fact, some rather embarasing
> files
> > on it. At this point I can say no more, but all
> > will become clear in due course....
>
>
> NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!
>
> never does and never will, not in due time or
> anything else
>
> all complete bullshit
>
> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN CALLED OUT AGAIN, GOING TO RUN
> AWAY AGAIN?
>
> now we shall watch the excuses roll in on why he
> is a complete coward and full of shit
>
> peep loses again...………...it is getting
> boring when I know this bitch is all talk
>
> at least ffu can enjoy his failures as well