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Re: Alux
Posted by: Another Thread Derailed ()
Date: April 30, 2012 09:37PM

It seems we've gotten away from the original topic of this thread.

How about posting all that stuff that you said you would?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: slowjob ()
Date: April 30, 2012 09:37PM

Maz
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Re: Alux
Posted by: not alux ()
Date: April 30, 2012 09:45PM

inkersloot Wrote:
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> inkersloot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/21
>
> > 1304/211660.html#msg-211660
>
> -Look at who the OP is
> -Both banned
> -Labeled a troll by Cary


First off eesh hijacked the inkahootz account and changed the password: "edit by Cary: Account password compromised, disabled by administrator."


Alux was banned for being a troll.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: jolly olly man ()
Date: April 30, 2012 09:47PM

It takes more than two posts to get banned or be called a troll.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Hello, Mcfly? ()
Date: April 30, 2012 09:47PM

pick it up Wrote:
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> drop it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > vik Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > how did eesh know you were alux?
> >
> >
> > Alux is eesh.
>
>
> If it was eesh why would eesh bump the thred
> asking who it was?
>
> Alux was banned on an inkahootz thread after
> inkahootz was deactivated. Odd.


Once again:

eesh hijacked the inkahootz account and changed the password: "edit by Cary: Account password compromised, disabled by administrator."


The Alux post had info and pics about inkahootz.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: give it up ()
Date: April 30, 2012 09:48PM

You're trying too hard

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Re: Alux
Posted by: bs ()
Date: April 30, 2012 09:50PM

give it up Wrote:
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> You're trying too hard



the inkahootz account was taken over by eesh and disabled by Cary.



the alux post was removed and user banned, but now he is starting threads? smh

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Re: Alux
Posted by: check it ()
Date: April 30, 2012 09:51PM

jolly olly man Wrote:
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> It takes more than two posts to get banned or be
> called a troll.


alux was called a troll, but was banned after Cary removed the content of the post.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: edit ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:00PM

check it Wrote:
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> jolly olly man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It takes more than two posts to get banned or
> be
> > called a troll.
>
>
> alux was not called a called a troll by Cary, but was banned after he
> removed the content of the post.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: jolly olly man ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:01PM

I'm aware. But Cary also bans any names that the recently banned (inkahootz) at the time makes. He did the same thing with Mr. Misery. He also recently banned 12oz...

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Re: Alux
Posted by: reedit ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:02PM

Cary called him a proxy hopping troll.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: remember? ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:03PM

jolly olly man Wrote:
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> I'm aware. But Cary also bans any names that the
> recently banned (inkahootz) at the time makes.



However, anon eesh, that account was compromised by you and that's why it was deactivated.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: not me ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:04PM

reedit Wrote:
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> Cary called him a proxy hopping troll.


I never used proxies, but eesh did.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: jolly olly man ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:06PM

No one ever said you did....did they...?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: not this shit again ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:09PM

jolly olly man Wrote:
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> No one ever said you did....did they...?
>
> ?
> ??
> ???
> ????
> ?????
> ????
> ???
> ??
> ?


Well, someone, who asked that I not mention "her" name, has been saying I am.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: jolly olly man ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:11PM

Just ignore it? The more you feed into it the worse it looks on you. If you act like it doesn't bother you it'll stop. They're making you dance like a puppet. Take your strings back!

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Christopher Allen Werner ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:14PM


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Re: Alux
Posted by: proxyboy ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:15PM

not me Wrote:
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> reedit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cary called him a proxy hopping troll.
>
>
> I never used proxies, but eesh did.


eli uses proxies

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Re: Alux
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:15PM

//



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/23/2016 11:36PM by eesh.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: pathetic ()
Date: May 01, 2012 03:26AM

What's pathetic is you having photos of the guy and his kid saved.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 01, 2012 09:49AM

eesh Wrote:
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> A few things:
>
>
> Chuck, you can scratch the Glock 17 off of
> firearms I own. Just traded it in on a Beretta PX4
> Storm, and I bought a really nice Pelican case for
> it to go in. Pics will come later.
>
>
> I'm getting my hair done tomorrow at Aveda, full
> highlights again. I've got all sorts of roots
> showing......and no, the blonde isn't dye like
> JBass stated.
>
>

I know I a lot of random shit, but I gotta tell you; I have no idea what the difference between a highlight and a dye might be. I guess highlights are more like a bleach?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Wikipedia Reader ()
Date: May 01, 2012 10:54AM

JBass Wrote:
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> I know I a lot of random shit, but I gotta tell
> you; I have no idea what the difference between a
> highlight and a dye might be. I guess highlights
> are more like a bleach?

I had to look this up. What they do is apply hydrogen peroxide to certain strands of your hair to lighten it. So, it's not dyeing, since no color is being added.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_highlighting

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Re: Alux
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 01, 2012 12:40PM

Wikipedia Reader Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I know I a lot of random shit, but I gotta tell
> > you; I have no idea what the difference between
> a
> > highlight and a dye might be. I guess
> highlights
> > are more like a bleach?
>
> I had to look this up. What they do is apply
> hydrogen peroxide to certain strands of your hair
> to lighten it. So, it's not dyeing, since no color
> is being added.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_highlighting

Thanks for the clarification. LOL at dudes who know the difference. Frosted tips? Coming right up, Guy F.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: gay check ()
Date: May 01, 2012 01:02PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Wikipedia Reader Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JBass Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I know I a lot of random shit, but I gotta
> tell
> > > you; I have no idea what the difference
> between
> > a
> > > highlight and a dye might be. I guess
> > highlights
> > > are more like a bleach?
> >
> > I had to look this up. What they do is apply
> > hydrogen peroxide to certain strands of your
> hair
> > to lighten it. So, it's not dyeing, since no
> color
> > is being added.
> >
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_highlighting
>
> Thanks for the clarification. LOL at dudes who
> know the difference. Frosted tips? Coming right
> up, Guy F.


Frosted tips = Frosted lips

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Highlights Info ()
Date: May 01, 2012 01:03PM

In my experience, highlights use dye to achieve the desired effect. Highlights are very expensive and time consuming. I eventually said to hell with it and use a $5 box of Clairol to do my hair. Looks pretty much the same.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: May 01, 2012 04:00PM

Bitch Wrote:
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> LOL! OH man! Everyone here is insane. Who really
> cares though? I think I'm gonna stop posting here
> for awhile and see what happens again. It's fun!

Everybody here seems insane because nobody can figure out what this cryptic conversation between you and a bunch of unregistered posters is actually about. Posting those PM's would definitely clear that up for all of us though:)

> Tonight shall be my last night.
>
> Not forever so don't get excited. I just want to
> see something...funny.

You'll be back within 24 hours I bet.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 01, 2012 04:01PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Thanks for the clarification. LOL at dudes who
> know the difference. Frosted tips? Coming right
> up, Guy F.





Frosted tips were popular when I was in high school when all the boy bands were in style.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 01, 2012 04:02PM

Highlights Info Wrote:
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> In my experience, highlights use dye to achieve
> the desired effect. Highlights are very expensive
> and time consuming. I eventually said to hell with
> it and use a $5 box of Clairol to do my hair.
> Looks pretty much the same.





About two hours; cost $110. Not bad if you only do it every two or three months.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 01, 2012 04:49PM

I thought people were joking when they kept posting that blonde crazy-haired guy and saying it was eesh, but people are really serious. Amazing.

I don't know about anybody else, but I've actually met eesh in person. He came to one of my shows. The dude in that picture is not him. Eesh's hair is straight, dark brown (I thought it was black at first), and he wears glasses.

Also, we showed each other our driver's licenses, and his first name starts with with a B, not a C. His last name has four syllables in it, not two. I don't know who Christopher Werner is, but man, that guy's going to be pissed if he ever googles himself.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Is this him, Mr.McBullshitter? ()
Date: May 01, 2012 04:53PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> . Eesh's hair
> is straight, dark brown (I thought it was black at
> first), and he wears glasses.
>
>

LOL
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Re: Alux
Posted by: Show and no tell? ()
Date: May 01, 2012 04:58PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
>
> Also, we showed each other our...


What else did you show each other?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:02PM

Is this him, Mr.McBullshitter? Wrote:
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> LOL

No. Give it a couple months, though, and some moron will say it is.

Show and no tell? Wrote:
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> What else did you show each other?

Our penises. His is longer, mine is thicker. Together, we are a massive cock.

See what I did there?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: ok ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:12PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Is this him, Mr.McBullshitter? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL
>
> No. Give it a couple months, though, and some
> moron will say it is.
>
>



You'll just deny it like you deny your name is Jared Miller. The problem with your bullshit story is that more than one person has met him and said that is his picture. Also, eesh has admitted that it's him as well and he needs to redo the highlights that are fading in that photo.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Are you the bottom? ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:13PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> Show and no tell? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What else did you show each other?
>
> Our penises. His is longer, mine is thicker.
> Together, we are a massive cock.
>
> See what I did there?



So who fucked who?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Likely Untrue ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:16PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I thought people were joking when they kept
> posting that blonde crazy-haired guy and saying it
> was eesh, but people are really serious. Amazing.
>
> I don't know about anybody else, but I've actually
> met eesh in person. He came to one of my shows.
> The dude in that picture is not him. Eesh's hair
> is straight, dark brown (I thought it was black at
> first), and he wears glasses.
>
> Also, we showed each other our driver's licenses,
> and his first name starts with with a B, not a C.
> His last name has four syllables in it, not two. I
> don't know who Christopher Werner is, but man,
> that guy's going to be pissed if he ever googles
> himself.

In order for your statement to be true, this would mean that eesh has carefully assembled a portfolio of pictures of some full-faced person with a mop of shaggy blonde hair which he uses whenever he wants to post a picture of the eesh character, or that he's convinced someone to pose for his pictures when he wants to send them out.

I also do not believe that eesh would show anyone his driver's license without compulsion or necessity. As security-conscious as he is, this would represent a massive breach in his personal security.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Remember ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:17PM

It was lizzie that gave the positive ID plus checking Richmond VA police records to verify that Christopher Allen Werner is EESH indeed.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Mephisto lies again ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:18PM

Remember Wrote:
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> It was lizzie that gave the positive ID plus
> checking Richmond VA police records to verify that
> Christopher Allen Werner is EESH indeed.


Conie and inka met him as well.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:19PM

ok Wrote:
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> You'll just deny it like you deny your name is
> Jared Miller. The problem with your bullshit story
> is that more than one person has met him and said
> that is his picture. Also, eesh has admitted that
> it's him as well and he needs to redo the
> highlights that are fading in that photo.

You really will believe anything. Pretty amazing.

Totally unrelated, did you know there's no Spanish equivalent for the word "gullible?" Fascinating!

Are you the bottom? Wrote:
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> So who fucked who?

I don't know. Fantasize about it however you want.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Bullring nose wearer ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:22PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> ok Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You'll just deny it like you deny your name is
> > Jared Miller. The problem with your bullshit
> story
> > is that more than one person has met him and
> said
> > that is his picture. Also, eesh has admitted
> that
> > it's him as well and he needs to redo the
> > highlights that are fading in that photo.
>
> You really will believe anything. Pretty amazing.
>
>


Yeah, I believed it, for sure!


If you think I believe anything you say, you are as stupid as you look, Jared.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:34PM

Likely Untrue Wrote:
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> In order for your statement to be true, this would
> mean that eesh has carefully assembled a portfolio
> of pictures of some full-faced person with a mop
> of shaggy blonde hair which he uses whenever he
> wants to post a picture of the eesh character, or
> that he's convinced someone to pose for his
> pictures when he wants to send them out.

Right. Because there's no possible way that eesh, who has demonstrated time and time again that he can find anything he wants or needs to on the internet, would be able to find a couple pictures of the same person. It's definitely impossible that he found some pictures that some random dude had on his MySpace or website or whatever and thought it would be funny to use them here.

Seriously, come on. Eesh somehow found out I was adopted back when we were having our little e-tiff. The dude in that picture looks like an amateur pro wrestler, not a diabolical internet menace.

P.T. Barnum would have a field day with you people.

> I also do not believe that eesh would show anyone
> his driver's license without compulsion or
> necessity. As security-conscious as he is, this
> would represent a massive breach in his personal
> security.

Because you only know eesh as the scary internet bogeyman. He's actually a pretty cool dude. He hasn't revealed my Personal Information, and I haven't revealed his, because we're not douchebags. You can call it mutually-assured destruction if you want; I prefer to think of it as not being a dick.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:35PM

Bullring nose wearer Wrote:
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> Yeah, I believed it, for sure!
>
>
> If you think I believe anything you say, you are
> as stupid as you look, Jared.

"Bullring nose wearer?!" LOL

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Re: Alux
Posted by: MrMeCaveman ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:37PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Bullring nose wearer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, I believed it, for sure!
> >
> >
> > If you think I believe anything you say, you
> are
> > as stupid as you look, Jared.
>
> "Bullring nose wearer?!" LOL
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Re: Alux
Posted by: Quit lying, Jared Miller! ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:39PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Likely Untrue Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In order for your statement to be true, this
> would
> > mean that eesh has carefully assembled a
> portfolio
> > of pictures of some full-faced person with a
> mop
> > of shaggy blonde hair which he uses whenever he
> > wants to post a picture of the eesh character,
> or
> > that he's convinced someone to pose for his
> > pictures when he wants to send them out.
>
> Right. Because there's no possible way that eesh,
> who has demonstrated time and time again that he
> can find anything he wants or needs to on the
> internet, would be able to find a couple pictures
> of the same person. It's definitely impossible
> that he found some pictures that some random dude
> had on his MySpace or website or whatever and
> thought it would be funny to use them here.
>
>


Several people have met eesh, Jared, and have verified what he looks like.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:41PM

Several? How many of them verified he was in the blisters PIC?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Alux
Posted by: truly humurous ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:42PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> P.T. Barnum would have a field day with you
> people.
>
>

Says the guy that looks like a carny circus sideshow freak!

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Re: Alux
Posted by: this one ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:45PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Several? How many of them verified he was in the
> blisters PIC?


Pigeons/eesh,


We're talking about this pic:
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Re: Alux
Posted by: listen mange ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:47PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Several? How many of them verified he was in the
> blisters PIC?


He resembles the guy in the blisters pic.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:51PM

Remember Wrote:
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> It was lizzie that gave the positive ID plus
> checking Richmond VA police records to verify that
> Christopher Allen Werner is EESH indeed.


Well that just cinches it don't it?

If lizzie says so..........well hell.........it's gotta be a fact.

Except for that one little thing.

She keeps repeating throughout all the threads that she never tells the truth.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: so fucking what? ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:51PM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Remember Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It was lizzie that gave the positive ID plus
> > checking Richmond VA police records to verify
> that
> > Christopher Allen Werner is EESH indeed.
>
>
> Well that just cinches it don't it?
>
> If lizzie says so..........well hell.........it's
> gotta be a fact.
>
> Except for that one little thing.
>
> She keeps repeating throughout all the threads
> that she never tells the truth.


Neither does eesh.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:52PM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Well that just cinches it don't it?
>
> If lizzie says so..........well hell.........it's
> gotta be a fact.

That's good enough for me!

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Re: Alux
Posted by: What to know ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:52PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I thought people were joking when they kept
> posting that blonde crazy-haired guy and saying it
> was eesh, but people are really serious. Amazing.
>
> I don't know about anybody else, but I've actually
> met eesh in person. He came to one of my shows.
> The dude in that picture is not him. Eesh's hair
> is straight, dark brown (I thought it was black at
> first), and he wears glasses.
>
> Also, we showed each other our driver's licenses,
> and his first name starts with with a B, not a C.
> His last name has four syllables in it, not two. I
> don't know who Christopher Werner is, but man,
> that guy's going to be pissed if he ever googles
> himself.

MrMephisto did you miss that tattoo on his chest while you on knees giving him a knobber

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Re: Alux
Posted by: very similar ()
Date: May 01, 2012 05:55PM

listen mange Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Several? How many of them verified he was in
> the
> > blisters PIC?
>
>
> He resembles the guy in the blisters pic.
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Re: Alux
Posted by: Archiving Archiver ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:09PM

It looks like Patrick Larrieu failed to keep his end of the deal with the Homeless Pantsless Busking Busker:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/802386/809322.html#msg-809322

I predict Patrick Larrieu will end up once again stalking the Bullring Nose Wearer before the end of the month to "back his shit up." Unlit cigarettes will fly through the air! Drinks will be thrown at women! Consequences will never be the same!

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Christopher Allen Werner ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:16PM

Christopher Allen Werner of 1118 Grove Avenue #33, Richmond, Va. 23220 (804)852-3901 is getting highlights today...hooray!
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eesh address.JPG

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Chuck Hoffmann fucks his mommy ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:19PM

Archiving Archiver = Chuck Hoffmann
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Re: Alux
Posted by: fuck off, Christopher Allen Werner ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:25PM

Archiving Archiver Wrote:
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> ...failed to keep his
> end of the deal with the Homeless Pantsless
> Busking Busker:


He came in here and started with his lying bullshit first.


> Unlit
> cigarettes will fly through the air! Drinks will
> be thrown at women! Consequences will never be the
> same!


No drink was thrown at that girl, who, incidentally, has never been seen with him again.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:33PM

Yup. I'm lying about everything because everything I say is a lie, including this sentence.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: sorry ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:40PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Yup. I'm lying about everything because
> everything I say is a lie, including this
> sentence.


So, when you say that's not eesh's picture and you're not Jared Miller which we both know is a lie, you prove my point.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:44PM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/09/2013 07:15AM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: ok ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:48PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Chuck Hoffmann fucks his mommy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Archiving Archiver = Chuck Hoffmann
>
> Nope. Last message I posted in this thread was as
> "Likely Untrue".


It was eesh pretending to be you again; he's been doing that in here as of late, that is why you should go back to posting with your username in off topic.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:48PM

sorry Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yup. I'm lying about everything because
> > everything I say is a lie, including this
> > sentence.
>
>
> So, when you say that's not eesh's picture and
> you're not Jared Miller which we both know is a
> lie, you prove my point.

And what's your point again?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:51PM

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No, it doesn't, and most people that I have talked to on this site know that I am gay. I don't try to hide by it proving to people on the internet that I have a "hot as fuck" girlfriend, trying to start fight at bars, and wearing Tapout shirts everywhere I go.


Here; I like firearms, I'm addicted to tattoos and piercings, Red Bull, and the internet. I hate wearing shoes and shirts, following the speed limit, and people that wear Bluetooth.


I get my brows threaded once a month, and plan on growing my hair to my waist.


What else do you want to know?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: I wish it were selective mutism ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:51PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> sorry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Yup. I'm lying about everything because
> > > everything I say is a lie, including this
> > > sentence.
> >
> >
> > So, when you say that's not eesh's picture and
> > you're not Jared Miller which we both know is a
> > lie, you prove my point.
>
> And what's your point again?


That you're a lying, selective amnesiac.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:53PM

I wish it were selective mutism Wrote:
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> That you're a lying, selective amnesiac.

Well, then by golly, you sure showed me. You showed EVERYBODY!!!

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Inquiring ()
Date: May 01, 2012 06:57PM

eesh Wrote:
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> > I hate
> wearing shoes


What about your feet gloves and shoe sandals?


> I get my brows threaded once a month, and plan on
> growing my hair to my waist.


Hahahahahaha!!!!!


> What else do you want to know?


Why do you sometimes say you don't drink and then say you do?


What kind of drugs do you take?


Is mephisto your boyfriend?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Yes, Jared. ()
Date: May 01, 2012 07:00PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Bullring nose wearer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, I believed it, for sure!
> >
> >
> > If you think I believe anything you say, you
> are
> > as stupid as you look, Jared.
>
> "Bullring nose wearer?!" LOL


You know that thing you wear in your nose, Jared?
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Re: Alux
Posted by: game over ()
Date: May 01, 2012 07:13PM

Patrick Larrieu is just making himself look more pathetic. He's just mad because everyone likes Mr. Mephisto more than him.

Bipolar Bear Wrote:
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> Coming from a lurking n00b, I have to say this is
> pretty juvenile fucked up shit.
>
> MAYBE if Mephisto put up your pics first, I could
> see you doing this. But it sounds like he stuck up
> for you when trolls were making fun of your
> personal info.
>
> I'm sure by now you have lost any friendship you
> had with the regulars...

Melissa Wrote:
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> Well, jealous because we have seen BOTH parties
> and one is 1,243,765 times better looking, is
> clever, intelligent, and has real friends. The
> other is a tool who likes to reveal the identity
> of others after they have been trusted enough to
> meet in person.
>
> That is fucking lame.

pgens Wrote:
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> Inka, this seals it. You are a useless bastard
> for doing that. Name calling is not justification
> for outing people here. I feel sorry for all here
> who were naive enough to decide to trust you and
> meet up with you for drinks or whatever, that you
> now can evidently just blackmail with outing
> whenever someone calls you a name. Get a thicker
> skin already, and fuck you.

Patricia must have fallen off the wagon again!

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Re: Alux
Posted by: I don't ()
Date: May 01, 2012 07:21PM

I really don't give a shit if everyone hates me or not, Christopher Allen Werner of 1118 Grove Avenue #33 Richmond, Va. 23220, phone#(804)852-3901(aka WilliamZumwalt and eesh) used to post as Prada Denim (PD) on fairfaxunderground. Pgens, an original fairfaxunderground member, wrote this about Prada Denim/eesh on April 14, 2009 08:58AM :

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/11488/176482.html#msg-176482

"There is a very important distinction here. PD went above trolling... he went on a personal and targeted rampage against someone on a public forum, posting his address, his phone number, his picture, a description of his car, comments on where he worked, etc. He did it shamelessly and repeatedly, was told it was dangerous and inappropriate but continued unabated. When you do that to people who are smart, they are going to try to find ways to stop you and get your attention.

There is a big difference between coming on here and calling the regulars names or whatever, and what PD did. We give it and we take it, no big deal. But when one starts posting threatening messages and personal information, that's over the line. People defend themselves and their friends, it's a fact of life. The moral of the story is don't fuck around with smart people and try to affect their "real lives" like PD did. He's not the first one to go scampering away in fear after a flurry of editing out what posts he could, in fear that maybe HE is going to get some of what he MEANT to happen to SOMEONE ELSE. He brought it, and he got it. Hopefully he learned his lesson and nothing serious happens to him or his job, and hopefully the people he posted personal info about don't have to pay a price for his actions too.

http://www.christopherallenwerner.blogspot.com/
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Re: Alux
Posted by: not my creation, but thanks... ()
Date: May 01, 2012 07:23PM

.
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Re: Alux
Posted by: The Tat ()
Date: May 01, 2012 07:34PM

eesh Wrote:
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> >
>
>
>
>
>
>
> No, it doesn't, and most people that I have talked
> to on this site know that I am gay. I don't try to
> hide by it proving to people on the internet that
> I have a "hot as fuck" girlfriend, trying to start
> fight at bars, and wearing Tapout shirts
> everywhere I go.
>
>
> Here; I like firearms, I'm addicted to tattoos and
> piercings, Red Bull, and the internet. I hate
> wearing shoes and shirts, following the speed
> limit, and people that wear Bluetooth.
>
>
> I get my brows threaded once a month, and plan on
> growing my hair to my waist.
>
>
> What else do you want to know?

What does it say?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Goodnight, Dr. Kinsey ()
Date: May 01, 2012 07:35PM

eesh Wrote:
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> No, it doesn't, and most people that I have talked
> to on this site know that I am gay.

Well, fuck. There goes my theory about eesh's score on the Kinsey scale.

Here I thought he was a 2 or a 3, and he goes and blows it by confessing that his dial's stuck at 6.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: I know ()
Date: May 01, 2012 07:45PM

eesh Wrote:
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> >
>
>
>
>
>
>
> No, it doesn't, and most people that I have talked
> to on this site know that I am gay. I don't try to
> hide by it proving to people on the internet that
> I have a "hot as fuck" girlfriend, trying to start
> fight at bars, and wearing Tapout shirts
> everywhere I go.
>
>
> Here; I like firearms, I'm addicted to tattoos and
> piercings, Red Bull, and the internet. I hate
> wearing shoes and shirts, following the speed
> limit, and people that wear Bluetooth.
>
>
> I get my brows threaded once a month, and plan on
> growing my hair to my waist.
>
>
> What else do you want to know?

So the faggot Jew Boy EESH, like outing all the females on FFXU and driving them off like Conie, BTYB, Lizzie, an yagirl. He PMs his queer buddies Mr Mep, tuttle, Vexxed to gangband and troll them anon. Now I know why friskydingo is gone hde didn't want knob eesh or get knobbed by eesh.

So Lizzie really fucked eesh around and still owing his queer ass. You go girl.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Right Said Jared ()
Date: May 01, 2012 07:46PM

eesh Wrote:
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> > I hate
> wearing shirts



So does Jared the Miller of Mephisto, you guys should start a band!



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Re: Alux
Posted by: Grow Up ()
Date: May 01, 2012 08:18PM

I know Wrote:
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> So the faggot Jew Boy EESH, like outing all the
> females on FFXU and driving them off like Conie,
> BTYB, Lizzie, an yagirl. He PMs his queer buddies
> Mr Mep, tuttle, Vexxed to gangband and troll them
> anon. Now I know why friskydingo is gone hde
> didn't want knob eesh or get knobbed by eesh.
>
> So Lizzie really fucked eesh around and still
> owing his queer ass. You go girl.

I suspect Eesh is playing with you, but who cares? Cue the Jew and faggot jokes. You may be interested in this recent study re homosexuality (I'm assuming you can read, cause you sure can't write):

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-sexual-continuum/201204/are-homophobic-people-really-gay-and-not-accepting-it

Sound familiar?

And quit talking to yourself, lizzie.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: May 01, 2012 08:40PM

I know Wrote:
> So the faggot Jew Boy EESH, like outing all the
> females on FFXU and driving them off like Conie,
> BTYB, Lizzie, an yagirl. He PMs his queer buddies
> Mr Mep, tuttle, Vexxed to gangband and troll them
> anon. Now I know why friskydingo is gone hde
> didn't want knob eesh or get knobbed by eesh.
>
> So Lizzie really fucked eesh around and still
> owing his queer ass. You go girl.

If this were a court of law............you'd lose.

You keep making grandeous statements that include me and my supposed actions.

Considering you've been 180 degrees off each and every time, your entire argument must be thrown out.

If you are so wrong about me, how right could you possibly be about anything else?

You really aren't very good at this.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: 1, 2, 3... Not eesh! ()
Date: May 01, 2012 08:45PM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> If this were a court of law............you'd
> lose.
>
> You keep making grandeous statements that include
> me and my supposed actions.
>
> Considering you've been 180 degrees off each and
> every time, your entire argument must be thrown
> out.
>
> If you are so wrong about me, how right could you
> possibly be about anything else?
>
> You really aren't very good at this.

eesh knows how to spell "grandiose"*. Therefore, you are not eesh.

*And even if he didn't, Opera has a built-in spellchecker to point out his mistakes.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Fool! ()
Date: May 01, 2012 08:53PM

Eesh also knows how to MISSPELL grandiose when it suits his purposes!

Counterintell 101

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Re: Alux
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 01, 2012 09:48PM

Fool! Wrote:
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> Eesh also knows how to MISSPELL grandiose when it
> suits his purposes!
>
> Counterintell 101






That is not how you spell counter-intel, counterintel, counterintelligence, CI.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 01, 2012 09:49PM

Yes, Jared. Wrote:
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> You know that thing you wear in your nose





That's called a septum ring.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 01, 2012 09:55PM

Inquiring Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > > I hate
> > wearing shoes
>
>
> What about your feet gloves and shoe sandals?





They are considered barefoot shoes. I hate wearing socks, and I take off my shoes when I'm driving. As far as the feet gloves, they are called Vibram Five Fingers.


> > I get my brows threaded once a month, and plan
> on
> > growing my hair to my waist.
>
>
> Hahahahahaha!!!!!




I missed the punchline.



> > What else do you want to know?
>
>
> Why do you sometimes say you don't drink and then
> say you do?



I rarely drink.


> What kind of drugs do you take?


No comment......but why, do I look like someone who uses drugs?


> Is mephisto your boyfriend?


Mephisto is as straight as they come. inkahootz, on the other hand, has a lot of repressed emotions and feelings that manifest themselves in proving to everyone he fucks supermodels and chicks that go to MMA tournaments.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Dear eesh ()
Date: May 01, 2012 10:00PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fool! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > Eesh also knows how to MISSPELL grandiose when it
> > suits his purposes!
> >
> > Counterintell 101
>
>
> That is not how you spell counter-intel,
> counterintel, counterintelligence, CI.


Please stop replying to your own posts.

It's conduct unbecoming of a gentleman.



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Re: Alux
Posted by: overheard ()
Date: May 01, 2012 10:01PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> > What kind of drugs do you take?
>
>
> No comment......but why, do I look like someone
> who uses drugs?
>


I didn't think you did until today.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: eesh is lizzie's bitch ()
Date: May 01, 2012 10:04PM

Dear eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> Please stop replying to your own posts.
>
> It's conduct unbecoming of a gentleman.
>
>
>
>


Eesh isn't a gentleman, he is a knob gobbling goblin!

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Re: Alux
Posted by: eesh the roofer ()
Date: May 01, 2012 10:11PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Mephisto is as straight as they come.


I take it that your roofies didn't work on him, did they?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Deciphering decipherer ()
Date: May 01, 2012 10:26PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> > Inquiring Wrote:
> > --------------------------------------------------
> > Is mephisto your boyfriend?
>
>
> Mephisto is as straight as they come.

In the above sentence, "they" refers to the category "boyfriend."

In other words, far from denying that Mephisto is his boyfriend (as his words might, at first glance, seem to suggest), eesh is actually saying that Mephisto is an excellent boyfriend.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Dr. Shrinker ()
Date: May 01, 2012 10:37PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Inquiring Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > What kind of drugs do you take?
>
>
> No comment......but why, do I look like someone
> who uses drugs?
>
eesh takes Topomax, which is an anti-seizure medication that's also used to treat migraines. Since no one has nicknamed him "shaky", I'll assume he's taking it for migraines.



I suspect he has also at the least experimented with poppers.
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Re: Alux
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 01, 2012 10:43PM

Sorry, guess again. The Topamax was prescribed for an off-label use.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 01, 2012 11:32PM

Deciphering decipherer Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> In other words, far from denying that Mephisto is
> his boyfriend (as his words might, at first
> glance, seem to suggest), eesh is actually saying
> that Mephisto is an excellent boyfriend.

Wrong, retard.

I am a phenomenal boyfriend. So loving, so caring, so supportive...

Eesh, tell them how we spoon. It's super magical.

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Re: Alux
Posted by: please explain ()
Date: May 01, 2012 11:32PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Sorry, guess again. The Topamax was prescribed for
> an off-label use.


and what "off label" use would that be...recreational?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: here tards ()
Date: May 01, 2012 11:44PM


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Re: Alux
Posted by: Okay ()
Date: May 02, 2012 05:07AM

Vexxxed Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I know Wrote:
> > So the faggot Jew Boy EESH, like outing all the
> > females on FFXU and driving them off like
> Conie,
> > BTYB, Lizzie, an yagirl. He PMs his queer
> buddies
> > Mr Mep, tuttle, Vexxed to gangband and troll
> them
> > anon. Now I know why friskydingo is gone hde
> > didn't want knob eesh or get knobbed by eesh.
> >
> > So Lizzie really fucked eesh around and still
> > owing his queer ass. You go girl.
>
> If this were a court of law............you'd
> lose.
>
> You keep making grandeous statements that include
> me and my supposed actions.
>
> Considering you've been 180 degrees off each and
> every time, your entire argument must be thrown
> out.
>
> If you are so wrong about me, how right could you
> possibly be about anything else?
>
> You really aren't very good at this.
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Re: Alux
Posted by: tell them ()
Date: May 02, 2012 05:09AM

Deciphering decipherer Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > > Inquiring Wrote:
> > >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > > Is mephisto your boyfriend?
> >
> >
> > Mephisto is as straight as they come.
>
> In the above sentence, "they" refers to the
> category "boyfriend."
>
> In other words, far from denying that Mephisto is
> his boyfriend (as his words might, at first
> glance, seem to suggest), eesh is actually saying
> that Mephisto is an excellent boyfriend.
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Re: Alux
Posted by: tell them that too ()
Date: May 02, 2012 05:12AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Deciphering decipherer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In other words, far from denying that Mephisto
> is
> > his boyfriend (as his words might, at first
> > glance, seem to suggest), eesh is actually
> saying
> > that Mephisto is an excellent boyfriend.
>
> Wrong, retard.
>
> I am a phenomenal boyfriend. So loving, so caring,
> so supportive...
>
> Eesh, tell them how we spoon. It's super magical.
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Re: Alux
Posted by: Okay ()
Date: May 02, 2012 05:12AM

So who is Alux?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: eesh did it ()
Date: May 02, 2012 05:13AM

Okay Wrote:
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> So who is Alux?


eesh is alux

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Okay ()
Date: May 02, 2012 05:20AM

Then why was that other guy so defensive?

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Re: Alux
Posted by: Chris Werner is a douche ()
Date: May 02, 2012 05:22AM

Why are you bumping these threads, eesh aka Christopher Allen Werner of 1118 Grove Avenue Richmond, Va (804)852-3901? Everyone Knows you are the one who outed betterthanyoubitch!

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Re: Alux
Posted by: loki ()
Date: May 03, 2012 04:05PM

eesh did it Wrote:
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> Okay Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So who is Alux?
>
>
> inkahootz is alux

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Re: Alux
Posted by: interesting ()
Date: May 03, 2012 07:06PM

Why would eesh as John Smith be asking lizzie who ALUX was back on April 5th ( the same day btyb's real name started being dropped in the forum)?


April 5th keeps coming up doesn't it, eesh?


Re: Meade's List
Posted by: John Smith ()
Date: April 05, 2012 01:07AM

so odd Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> why are you rushing to the Haufe's defense?


I am Meade Skelton Haufe! Lizzie, who is the user ALUX?


http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/877557/877659.html#msg-877659

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Re: Alux
Posted by: too bad her response was ()
Date: May 03, 2012 07:24PM

Bitch Wrote:
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> Well you're apparently Alux..you should read the
> pm I wrote back. Idk why you think I give a fuck
> about who eesh is..unlike you and him I don't
> obsess over ffu posters. Except for Meade's sexy
> ass!

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