new types of motions debut in court this week...
conflagration motion: a motion made when counsel doesn't know what the word 'conflagration' means. *it means, a large, all-consuming fire*
matches motion: used for purposes of two attorneys who are irritated with each other for wearing matching outfits on a day at court; also for purposes of starting a conflagration motion...
supercilious motion: a motion set for purposes of taking issue with someone who sees you on the street but does not simply say "Hello!".
bond motion: a motion set when two attorneys have begun some meaningful male-bonding. also used to try to convince the judge that George Lazenby was in fact the best James Bond, despite appearing in only one Bond movie. Also functions as a regular bond motion (one which has nothing to do with James Bond or George Lazenby)
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