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new types of motions debut in court this week...
Posted by: the man in the motion ()
Date: May 07, 2016 01:54AM

conflagration motion: a motion made when counsel doesn't know what the word 'conflagration' means. *it means, a large, all-consuming fire*

matches motion: used for purposes of two attorneys who are irritated with each other for wearing matching outfits on a day at court; also for purposes of starting a conflagration motion...

supercilious motion: a motion set for purposes of taking issue with someone who sees you on the street but does not simply say "Hello!".


bond motion: a motion set when two attorneys have begun some meaningful male-bonding. also used to try to convince the judge that George Lazenby was in fact the best James Bond, despite appearing in only one Bond movie. Also functions as a regular bond motion (one which has nothing to do with James Bond or George Lazenby)

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Re: new types of motions debut in court this week...
Posted by: Eesh's lawyer asked and failed ()
Date: May 07, 2016 09:51AM

Tj has rejected to help Basl out in out in court.

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Re: new types of motions debut in court this week...
Posted by: The Sandlers ()
Date: May 07, 2016 01:11PM

I'm sure it has something to do with his incompetency or the simple fact that he can't pronounce their last name.

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Re: new types of motions debut in court this week...
Posted by: sexual ()
Date: May 07, 2016 11:43PM

Eesh's lawyer asked and failed Wrote:
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> Tj has rejected to help Basl out in out in court.


I thought they were butt buddies though?

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