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FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Sholmi ()
Date: July 15, 2009 01:15PM

Cary should start an online store with Fairfax Underground logo items.

Ideas:

T shirts with the O RLY owl mascot

Coffee Mugs with various Vince(1) quotes

Wife beater shirts with the quote "Meet me under the plasma"

FFXU Bumper Stickers

And last but not least:

Gloves that reach to the elbow for a certain "messy" high school activity

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2009 01:16PM

Sholmi Wrote:
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> Wife beater shirts with the quote "Meet me under
> the plasma"

I'd totally buy one.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: July 15, 2009 02:21PM

I love Mr Maniphisto's new passive aggressive approach.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 15, 2009 02:27PM

I would love the owl t shirt

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2009 02:37PM

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I love Mr Maniphisto's new passive aggressive
> approach.

I spent a long time not making any comment about the myriad of unintentionally hilarious things a certain user said on here, because I was an acquaintance of said user in real life.

In light of recent events, I'm now allowed to comment on how funny I think some of this shit is.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: July 15, 2009 03:02PM

No. I don't want everyone to know how much of a loser I am:)

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: July 15, 2009 03:02PM

I really just love the approach, carry on!

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2009 03:19PM

RESton Peace = Fairfaxdude

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:11PM

Sholmi Wrote:
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> Cary should start an online store with Fairfax
> Underground logo items.
>
> Ideas:
>
> T shirts with the O RLY owl mascot
>

I would love one of those.

>
> Wife beater shirts with the quote "Meet me under
> the plasma"


+1000. That's fucking funny!

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:20PM

Cary mentioned a t-shirt design contest a few years back. This is my submission.

file.php?40,file=6755

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:20PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> RESton Peace = Fairfaxdude


LOL.....I wouldn't be caught DEAD with that haircut.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:22PM

Fairfaxdude = Spunky

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:23PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Sholmi Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wife beater shirts with the quote "Meet me
> under
> > the plasma"
>
> I'd totally buy one.


I wonder if personalized wife beaters wouldn't be better. I'd hafta opt for "Faggot troll; ghey as fuck lol" on mine.

Snicker.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Anonymous Unregistered Troll ()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:26PM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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>
>
> I wonder if personalized wife beaters wouldn't be
> better. I'd hafta opt for "Faggot troll; ghey as
> fuck lol" on mine.
>
> Snicker.


fairfaxdude = Melissa

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:26PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Fairfaxdude = Spunky


Goddam you nose-ring wearin faggot--this is WAR now. Just cuz you, me and the Meep imbibed a few times, doesn't mean I won't defend myself against your incessant trolling, muthafuckahhhhhhhh lol

Edit 1: cuz i can't spell
Edit 2: cuz only cool regs can edit
Edit 3: Now I'm cool as fuck lol

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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 07/15/2009 04:29PM by fairfaxdude.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:27PM

I would get a tiny little wife beater for my rat that says, "I'd rather be in MrMephisto's OTHER can, lol."

EDIT: Forgot the "lol."

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/15/2009 04:28PM by MrMephisto.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:33PM

Anonymous Unregistered Troll Wrote:
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> fairfaxdude Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> >
> > I wonder if personalized wife beaters wouldn't
> be
> > better. I'd hafta opt for "Faggot troll; ghey
> as
> > fuck lol" on mine.
> >
> > Snicker.
>
>
> fairfaxdude = Melissa


[Insert obligatory bemoaning and gnashing of teeth about being "trolled" here lol]

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Plasma Dude ()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:36PM

Suggestion:

Fairfax Underground brand jeans that are REALLY expensive.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:49PM

Fairfax Underground crotchless, leather chaps.

I already made the prototype.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Donna's Koran ()
Date: July 15, 2009 04:50PM

Plasma Dude Wrote:
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> Suggestion:
>
> Fairfax Underground brand jeans that are REALLY
> expensive.

So long as they aren't Prada Denim, then it'll sell.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: July 15, 2009 05:27PM

How about a shirt with Fairfaxunderground.com

Free legal advice on

Reckless driving!

Tinted windows!

Concealed weapons permits!

Linux installation!

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 15, 2009 06:29PM

How about a concert shirt with Tour Dates and a picture of the owl with a hitler mustache in front of a large crowd.

FFXU Tour Dates:
6-1-09 Trummers on Main St.
6-2-09 Bunnyman Bridge
6-4-09 McLean Baptist
6-6-09 Under the Plasma
6-8-09 Westfield High School
6-9-09 Midgetville
6-12-09 Loudoun Flee Market w/guest Meade Skelton
6-13-09 Cowboy Store in Georgetown
6-15-09 Behind Mcgruders with guest Trebor Snika
6-17-09 Clifton Insane Asylum
6-18-09 Spa World in Centerville
6-20-09 Public Fallout Shelter
6-22-09 Springfield Mall
6-23-09 Blueridge Arsenal
6-25-09 Nike Missile Site
6-26-09 Koons Ford
6-27-09 WT Woodson Bathrooms
6-29-09 Tour Finale - Chick-fil-a in Fairfax

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 15, 2009 06:41PM

Lol!!! +10

You could have added: Proposed New FCPS Boundaries

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/15/2009 06:46PM by Warhawk.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 15, 2009 06:45PM

You forgot

1) Dominion Firearms
2) any "head" shop
3) Alto Plaza

Noob.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 15, 2009 06:47PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> You forgot
>
> 1) Dominion Firearms
> 2) any "head" shop
> 3) Alto Plaza
>
> Noob.


Those would only fit on the XXL shirt worn by ******.

Edit: just your normal gratuitous edit.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/15/2009 06:48PM by fairfaxdude.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2009 06:49PM

Or Buffalo Wing Factory, too.

Of course, you need to put a non-Fairfax place on there, so someone can point how it's NOT IN FAIRFAX.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 15, 2009 06:50PM

Landmark Mall?

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: July 15, 2009 09:28PM

T-shirt "Fairfaxunderground.com loves Oaktonmoms"

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: No One (not even the rain) ()
Date: July 15, 2009 09:29PM

Or an ORLY owl with the motto:



GRAVIS IS MY HOMEBOY

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 15, 2009 09:55PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> You forgot
>
> 1) Dominion Firearms
> 2) any "head" shop
> 3) Alto Plaza
>
> Noob.


Lifetime Fitness in Centreville?

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: July 16, 2009 01:06AM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> Anonymous Unregistered Troll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > fairfaxdude Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > I wonder if personalized wife beaters
> wouldn't
> > be
> > > better. I'd hafta opt for "Faggot troll; ghey
> > as
> > > fuck lol" on mine.
> > >
> > > Snicker.
> >
> >
> > fairfaxdude = Melissa
>
>
>

Foiled again! I would have gotten away with it if it weren't you you meddling kids!

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 16, 2009 01:24AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 04:27PM by Alias.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 16, 2009 01:26AM

you forgot Trebor Snicka tour dates

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: July 16, 2009 08:36AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> How about a concert shirt with Tour Dates and a
> picture of the owl with a hitler mustache in front
> of a large crowd.
>
> FFXU Tour Dates:
> 6-1-09 Trummers on Main St.
> 6-2-09 Bunnyman Bridge
> 6-4-09 McLean Baptist
> 6-6-09 Under the Plasma
> 6-8-09 Westfield High School
> 6-9-09 Midgetville
> 6-12-09 Loudoun Flee Market w/guest Meade Skelton
> 6-13-09 Cowboy Store in Georgetown
> 6-15-09 Behind Mcgruders with guest Trebor Snika
> 6-17-09 Clifton Insane Asylum
> 6-18-09 Spa World in Centerville
> 6-20-09 Public Fallout Shelter
> 6-22-09 Springfield Mall
> 6-23-09 Blueridge Arsenal
> 6-25-09 Nike Missile Site
> 6-26-09 Koons Ford
> 6-27-09 WT Woodson Bathrooms
> 6-29-09 Tour Finale - Chick-fil-a in Fairfax


That is just outstanding. Is Meade the opener?

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: July 16, 2009 09:16AM

Replace "6-29-09 Tour Finale - Chick-fil-a in Fairfax" with "6-29-09 Alto Plaza discussing your arrest" and I could probably go for that.

Meade should be in there but Trebor Snika should not.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Steal This Post ()
Date: July 16, 2009 12:32PM

how about tshirts hats and mugs with a picture of mike O'meara with a line drawn through him?

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Steal This Post ()
Date: July 16, 2009 12:37PM

Or a T-shirt with the slogan "Daddy Drinks Cuz I was re-districted"

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: July 16, 2009 12:44PM

Tour Finale: Fist-o-rama @ Chik-fil-a.."more napkins please!"

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 16, 2009 01:38PM

Forgot one: the Culmore 7-11.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: formerhick76 ()
Date: July 16, 2009 05:07PM

No stop @ South Lakes?

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: July 16, 2009 05:14PM

what no Eldon Street 7-11 for a truck load of illegals?

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: July 17, 2009 04:16AM

yea, seriously, there has to be something on the shirt about illegals.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 17, 2009 09:27AM

Right side, middle picture.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 17, 2009 09:58AM

i would want one with this on it:

file.php?40,file=5392

or perhaps this:

file.php?40,file=4701
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/17/2009 09:59AM by Gravis.

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: July 17, 2009 10:19AM

This would have to be on the front for me to okay it.

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Attachments:
nazi-cos.jpg

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Re: FFXU Merchandise?
Posted by: sham wow ()
Date: March 09, 2010 11:32AM

Sholmi Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Cary should start an online store with Fairfax
> Underground logo items.
>
> Ideas:
>
> T shirts with the O RLY owl mascot
>
> Coffee Mugs with various Vince(1) quotes
>
> Wife beater shirts with the quote "Meet me under
> the plasma"
>
> FFXU Bumper Stickers
>
> And last but not least:
>
> Gloves that reach to the elbow for a certain
> "messy" high school activity


lol

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