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I'm headed to Pine Island for 2 weeks, leaving this afternoon and was curious what other beaches do most NoVA locals frequent (or prefer)?
I've been to VA Beach a couple of times and Ocean City / Dewey about a dozen times in the last 10 years. OBX, only once before, but I seem to enjoy the peace-and-quiet and lack of riff-raff much more than the others. The only place it seems to compare to OBX is Nantucket, without the nautical aspect, but RI is too damn far to go every year.
I'd take OBX any day over other beaches. I love it there. I always like to spend a day driving down to Ocracoke. You can stop along the national seashore along the way, long stretches of beach with no one around, it's really peaceful.
FYI, there's nothing gay about fucking your girlfriend on a remote stretch of beach somewhere before Hatteras.
But it doesn't surprise me that you don't know about stuff like that.
callemlikeiseeem Wrote:
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> srsly, and a gay one at that. About the only
> thing he didn't describe was running his fingers
> through his boyfriend's hair as he drove down the
> coast.
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> Meeper's gayness aside, OBX better than anything
> else mentioned so far.
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> FYI, there's nothing gay about fucking your
> girlfriend on a remote stretch of beach somewhere
> before Hatteras.
>
> But it doesn't surprise me that you don't know
> about stuff like that.
Uhh, your post was gay, and now you are making shit up to make yourself look straight. You wouldn't know about fucking a girl on a beach, a bed, a couch, the backseat of a car, etc. Basically, you wouldn't know what to do with a chick if you found one. Maybe you could show her your mad forum skilz.
>
> Uhh, your post was gay, and now you are making
> shit up to make yourself look straight. You
> wouldn't know about fucking a girl on a beach, a
> bed, a couch, the backseat of a car, etc.
> Basically, you wouldn't know what to do with a
> chick if you found one. Maybe you could show her
> your mad forum skilz.
Or maybe impress her with his huge iphone and photoshop skillz.
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Whoever's writing this:
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> You just posted a gay fantasy on the internet.
> There's not a guy on the planet who wouldn't think
> you're a queer for doing that.
Why are you so interested in what all the guys on the planet think? Oh wait, that's right, you're GAY!
in my humble experience sex on the beach is not so good cuz well there is SAND wich is abrasive and all and SUN wich is HOT and the sand getting places that aint so good and the SUN its best to just leave sex on the beach to cocktails names and go back to your hotel room and have sex on the beach hotel room or hot tub.
Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Obsessively weird and creepy, too.
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> Using your words, not mine. The only person less
> funny than LOLcat is you.
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> Typical Meeper response:
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> Yawn
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> You're boring
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> Best you can do? You're a lightweight.
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> I bet you 20k!
ITRADE Wrote:
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> I vote for hot tub or pool side. Or better yet,
> in the ocean.... :)
tried the ocean one as well. full of particles of sand, even beyond the wave breaks. not so good experience. LOL. Good thing there were no lifegaurds we looked like we were drowning and needed to be "rescued"
ITRADE Wrote:
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> Hell, we did it in Jamaica in about 4 feet of
> water....Probably only about 50 people on the
> beach at the time....
lol maybe we should try again in Jamaica. My attempt was during a spring break in south florida in over our heads water with virtually too many people to count on the beach. water was cold too. Wich is my story and Im sticking to it. Hot tub was muuuuuuuch nicer.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/02/2009 12:39PM by Judge Crater.
Spring break in South Florida is very so-so as the water is not that warm unless youre in the Lauderdale area. Fort Lauderdale/Dayton spring break is so 1985.
§ Wrote:
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> I'm headed to Pine Island for 2 weeks, leaving
> this afternoon and was curious what other beaches
> do most NoVA locals frequent (or prefer)?
>
> I've been to VA Beach a couple of times and Ocean
> City / Dewey about a dozen times in the last 10
> years. OBX, only once before, but I seem to enjoy
> the peace-and-quiet and lack of riff-raff much
> more than the others. The only place it seems to
> compare to OBX is Nantucket, without the nautical
> aspect, but RI is too damn far to go every year.
>
> What's the consensus for everyone here?
Oh great your gay azz goes there! YOu just ruined my WHOLE DAY GAYTARD!
Definition of Meep Wrote:
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> You should have been an abortion. Vacuumed right out of your mother's twat.
Boy how hilarious. I think you can finally quit your day job.
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Definition of Meep Wrote:
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> > You should have been an abortion. Vacuumed right
> out of your mother's twat.
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> Boy how hilarious. I think you can finally quit
> your day job.
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> Jesus Christ. It was only a matter of time before
> tapdancing faggot troll shimmied his way over to
> spread his gayness. I bet he couch surfs Key
> West.
Why don't we share a bugalow like we did last year you sexy hairy lover, you!
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> The only place it seems to
> compare to OBX is Nantucket, without the nautical
> aspect, but RI is too damn far to go every year.
>
> What's the consensus for everyone here?
Nantucket is in MA, not RI. You need to buy a map. Speaking of Nantucket did you hear about the man from there? I bet you like to help him.
Masshole Wrote:
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> > The only place it seems to
> > compare to OBX is Nantucket, without the
> nautical
> > aspect, but RI is too damn far to go every year.
>
> >
> > What's the consensus for everyone here?
>
> Nantucket is in MA, not RI. You need to buy a
> map. Speaking of Nantucket did you hear about the
> man from there? I bet you like to help him.
No shit, Sherlock. But I flew into Providence and cabbed it to Nantucket.
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> > > The only place it seems to
> > > compare to OBX is Nantucket, without the
> > nautical
> > > aspect, but RI is too damn far to go every
> year.
> >
> > >
> > > What's the consensus for everyone here?
> >
> > Nantucket is in MA, not RI. You need to buy a
> > map. Speaking of Nantucket did you hear about
> the
> > man from there? I bet you like to help him.
>
> No shit, Sherlock. But I flew into Providence and
> cabbed it to Nantucket.
>
> What's the fucking difference?
Uh, hey there genius, you took a cab to Nantucket? It is a fucking ISLAND. You can only get there by boat or airplane.
Masshole Wrote:
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> > > > The only place it seems to
> > > > compare to OBX is Nantucket, without the
> > > nautical
> > > > aspect, but RI is too damn far to go every
> > year.
> > >
> > > >
> > > > What's the consensus for everyone here?
> > >
> > > Nantucket is in MA, not RI. You need to buy
> a
> > > map. Speaking of Nantucket did you hear
> about
> > the
> > > man from there? I bet you like to help him.
> >
> > No shit, Sherlock. But I flew into Providence
> and
> > cabbed it to Nantucket.
> >
> > What's the fucking difference?
>
>
> Uh, hey there genius, you took a cab to Nantucket?
> It is a fucking ISLAND. You can only get there
> by boat or airplane.
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> And you can't afford to go to the beach.
>
> Your best shot is paying 40 bucks for Wild World's
> wave pool.
I can plenty afford to go to my own beach house in NC. You apparently like making up places you have been. It is really quite sad. Anyone who has been to Nantucket knows you just can't cab it there.
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> It's about a 20 mile cab ride from the airport and
> 15 minute ferry ride.
I am calling BULLSHIT. 15 minute ferry ride?!? From where? You are making shit up. Just admit you have never ben there. The shortest ferry ride from anywwhere on the mainland is at least an hour.
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> Troll - I don't know, but if you stay off my dick
> for longer than 10 seconds, I might think you're
> cool.
You like me on your dick....remember! I'm pretty fucking hot dude, you might like it!
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> That's not what your mom said last night!
you fucked his mom while she had her . i guess you like 'em saucy
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> you fucked his mom while she had her . i guess you
> like 'em saucy
While she had her what? Finished sentences are alway helpful......
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> > you fucked his mom while she had her . i guess
> you
> > like 'em saucy
>
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> While she had her what? Finished sentences are
> alway helpful......
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LOLcat Wrote:
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> > >
> > > you fucked his mom while she had her . i
> guess
> > you
> > > like 'em saucy
> >
> >
> > While she had her what? Finished sentences are
> > alway helpful......
let me be clear for you i meant to say "." like period, PMS, aunt flow, the curse, monthly gift, on the rag, chinese hot sauce. just a few off the top of my head
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> let me be clear for you i meant to say "." like
> period, PMS, aunt flow, the curse, monthly gift,
> on the rag, chinese hot sauce. just a few off the
> top of my head
Mr M FAG Wrote:
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> " acts nice but really he wants to rape you!"
>
>
> This is a true statement-my dog came home with a
> sore ass last night after Mr. M Fag took him for a
> walk!
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Mr M FAG Wrote:
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> > " acts nice but really he wants to rape you!"
> >
> >
> > This is a true statement-my dog came home with
> a
> > sore ass last night after Mr. M Fag took him for
> a
> > walk!
>
> Oh, gee, I wonder who this could be.