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conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
prepared 4 stuff
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Date: January 24, 2016 07:00AM
This asshole across the street that has NOBAMMA stickers on all his vehicles actually had the nerve to walk across the street and ask if he could borrow my big ass snow blower. I had to tell him that I felt sorry for him but I don't help anti American fucktards with anything. On top of being a conservatard this guy is also a Christian so I asked him if he was planning to attack a abortion clinic or a Mosque anytime soon. He got all bent and waddled his fat ass back across the street. Fuck him.
If it was a real conservative, he would had all proper and good equipment. If not he would have dog kicked your liberal gay ass in the snow and took your shit and left you crying like a bitch.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2016 07:06AM by Gunlover.
My libertarian neighbor asked if I would help her shovel her driveway. I asked, "Who is John Galt?" She shrugged her shoulders in confusion, so punch her in the tit and she left.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
typical lib.
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Date: January 24, 2016 07:38AM
Typical lib intolerant and anti humanity with the entitled, elitist attitude that refuses to offer a helping hand. I hand shoveled both of my neighbors driveways for them. They are both deplyed for 6 months because of the wars Obama has created to build his oil pipeline. They gladly peeled off there Obama stickers and put on the FUCK OBAMA stickers I gave them. I said, welcome to America. They apologized for being part of the muslim take over of America.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
GOP delusiontards
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Date: January 24, 2016 07:44AM
typical lib. Wrote:
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> They are both deplyed for 6 months because of the wars Obama has created to build his oil pipeline.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
LoL at Libs
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Date: January 24, 2016 07:49AM
OP, you don't have a snowblower so don't post such a silly story you wrote. Being the fine Lib that you are, you will just hire some illegals to shovel for you. After all, that's what the "COEXIST" sticker on your car is for, right? Additionally, you would instead ask your rich conservative neighbors for a few bucks so you could pay to have the illegals shovel for you. It's all about the wealth redistribution with you.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
neighborly
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Date: January 24, 2016 08:24AM
My neighbor was nice enough to lend his snowblower out and not only to us, but to every other fucker in our neighborhood so the walkways could be at least semi-walkable.
OP if you are shch a bleeding heart lib you missed an opportunity to bring a new member into the fold by showing him that in times of need both parties can work together to achieve a common goal that betters our communities. Instead you have reinforced your neighbors conservative beliefs that libs aren't any good for anything. Now he will be forced to hire one of the roving bands of illegals wondering our neighborhoods with snow shovels they just bought at 7/11 to clear his snow.
But then you guys let all those greasy bastards into this country and see it as Americas obligation to them to allow them earn American Dollars to send back to whatever third world shit hole they sprang forth from. Keeping in mind that they will not and do not pay taxes on the $$$ they earn here and that it's perfectly ok for you and your neighbor to pay higher health care costs so when these fat assed bean eating sons a bitches have their heart attacks from over excursion they will get free healeth care at our hospitals and the federal government can take care of their families for the rest of their lives because they weren't treated fairly by the US. You all liberal bastards really do hate America don't you?
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
Here's the Real Story
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Date: January 24, 2016 08:37AM
OP, you posted earlier about your blower being stolen. Now some other lib is using it. I know that because libs are the thieves in our society. You're pissed because you're stuck in the house with your ugly wife and can't view your kiddy porn with her around.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
left turn clyde
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Date: January 24, 2016 08:38AM
prepared 4 stuff Wrote:
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> This asshole across the street that has NOBAMMA
> stickers on all his vehicles actually had the
> nerve to walk across the street and ask if he
> could borrow my big ass snow blower. I had to tell
> him that I felt sorry for him but I don't help
> anti American fucktards with anything. On top of
> being a conservatard this guy is also a Christian
> so I asked him if he was planning to attack a
> abortion clinic or a Mosque anytime soon. He got
> all bent and waddled his fat ass back across the
> street. Fuck him.
Good job man. Sounds like your neighbor is a typical fat, ignorant, coward republican. Will you feel bad if he has a heart attack from shoveling today? It would make me feel bad but would make me feel a little bit better knowing there was one less anti American in this country.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
F.O.F. (Friend of Fruppie)
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Date: January 24, 2016 08:40AM
prepared 4 stuff Wrote:
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> This asshole across the street that has NOBAMMA
> stickers on all his vehicles actually had the
> nerve to walk across the street and ask if he
> could borrow my big ass snow blower. I had to tell
> him that I felt sorry for him but I don't help
> anti American fucktards with anything. On top of
> being a conservatard this guy is also a Christian
> so I asked him if he was planning to attack a
> abortion clinic or a Mosque anytime soon. He got
> all bent and waddled his fat ass back across the
> street. Fuck him.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
Fat~Bottom~Girl
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Date: January 24, 2016 08:42AM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Great job OP. Dont be afraid to fuck him in his his ass up
> too if you need to.
Fixed it for you Ger-bear. You know I love it when you talk about your obsession for anal sex with other guys.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
buy a gps
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Date: January 24, 2016 10:01AM
i intentionally gave wrong directions to a guy who had a romney/ryan sticker on his car. had him get on the beltway in the wrong direction, he probably crossed into MD before he realized Annandale was the other direction.
buy a gps Wrote:
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> i intentionally gave wrong directions to a guy who
> had a romney/ryan sticker on his car. had him get
> on the beltway in the wrong direction, he probably
> crossed into MD before he realized Annandale was
> the other direction.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
buy a gps
()
Date: January 24, 2016 10:10AM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> buy a gps Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i intentionally gave wrong directions to a guy
> who
> > had a romney/ryan sticker on his car. had him
> get
> > on the beltway in the wrong direction, he
> probably
> > crossed into MD before he realized Annandale
> was
> > the other direction.
>
> Great job.
he looked like a real teabagger redneck. he's lucky I didn't sucker punch him.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
Gerry is Marco Rubio's Bottom
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Date: January 24, 2016 12:25PM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> buy a gps Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i intentionally gave wrong directions to a guy
> who
> > had a romney/ryan sticker on his car. had him
> get
> > on the beltway in the wrong direction, he
> probably
> > crossed into MD before he realized Annandale
> was
> > the other direction.
>
> Great job.
Gerry, you are one the biggest pieces of curry shit to walk the earth. I would curb stomp all 130 lbs of you into the ground if Americans were allowed to deal with subhumans like you properly. I honestly hope you kill yourself accidentally.
Simple, tell him you couldn't let him borrow it because that would be a socialist thing to do. And you are ideologically opposed to socialist Godless liberalism.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
no handouts
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Date: January 24, 2016 04:15PM
Letting him borrow your snowblower is like getting a handout, thats a big no no. You either have to sell the blower to him, or rent it out to him at fair market value.
Tell that bitch no handouts. You will rent it to him for 50 bucks and he needs to operate it under your supervision. If he is a true Republican he shouldn't blame you for expecting a return on your investment. If he doesn't like it call him a socialist liberal that deserves to die from heart attack and tell him to get off your property before you invoke the castle law.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2016 04:22PM by Gerrymanderer2.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
Dv7kM
()
Date: January 24, 2016 04:31PM
Bud_Hoal Wrote:
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> My libertarian neighbor asked if I would help her
> shovel her driveway. I asked, "Who is John Galt?"
> She shrugged her shoulders in confusion, so punch
> her in the tit and she left.
Objectivism isn't libertarianism. They might get similar results but they arrive from different foundational principles.
[Holy fuck, my built-in spelling dictionary doesn't have the objectivism, libertarianism and foundational. What a third grade operating system.]
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
fliptilt l
()
Date: January 25, 2016 12:08AM
Dv7kM Wrote:
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> Bud_Hoal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My libertarian neighbor asked if I would help
> her
> > shovel her driveway. I asked, "Who is John
> Galt?"
> > She shrugged her shoulders in confusion, so
> punch
> > her in the tit and she left.
>
>
> Objectivism isn't libertarianism. They might get
> similar results but they arrive from different
> foundational principles.
>
> [Holy fuck, my built-in spelling dictionary
> doesn't have the objectivism, libertarianism and
> foundational. What a third grade operating
> system.]
Ayn Rand hated libertarians. she thought they plagiarized her work for political gain.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
Stupid Microsoft
()
Date: January 25, 2016 11:08AM
Dv7kM Wrote:
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> Bud_Hoal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My libertarian neighbor asked if I would help
> her
> > shovel her driveway. I asked, "Who is John
> Galt?"
> > She shrugged her shoulders in confusion, so
> punch
> > her in the tit and she left.
>
>
> Objectivism isn't libertarianism. They might get
> similar results but they arrive from different
> foundational principles.
>
> [Holy fuck, my built-in spelling dictionary
> doesn't have the objectivism, libertarianism and
> foundational. What a third grade operating
> system.]
Or you could learn how to spell on your own you stupid fuck. By the way, all of those are jibberish created by pseudo intellectuals. I read Ayn Rand when I was in 7th grade, you read it last year and think it explains the world.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
Lou Zurr
()
Date: January 25, 2016 11:22AM
Stupid Microsoft Wrote:
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> Dv7kM Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bud_Hoal Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My libertarian neighbor asked if I would help
> > her
> > > shovel her driveway. I asked, "Who is John
> > Galt?"
> > > She shrugged her shoulders in confusion, so
> > punch
> > > her in the tit and she left.
> >
> >
> > Objectivism isn't libertarianism. They might
> get
> > similar results but they arrive from different
> > foundational principles.
> >
> > [Holy fuck, my built-in spelling dictionary
> > doesn't have the objectivism, libertarianism
> and
> > foundational. What a third grade operating
> > system.]
>
>
> Or you could learn how to spell on your own you
> stupid fuck. By the way, all of those are
> jibberish created by pseudo intellectuals. I read
> Ayn Rand when I was in 7th grade, you read it last
> year and think it explains the world.
lol dumb rightards think they're pseudo intellectuals in opposition all of a sudden? Paul Ryan is their creme de la creme lmao. He is, he literally is the smartest they got. And he's a piece of shit stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
Veronica Teasedale
()
Date: February 11, 2017 03:11PM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> lol dumb rightards think they're pseudo
> intellectuals in opposition all of a sudden? Paul
> Ryan is their creme de la creme lmao. He is, he
> literally is the smartest they got. And he's a
> piece of shit stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I handle things differently Wrote:
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> I borrowed my conservatard neighbor's chain saw.
> When I was finished with it, I put maple syrup in
> the gas tank.
You wish, If you did that you wouldn't be pecking on that keyboard. Conservatives kick ass, liberal get their ask kicked. Ask Gerry.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
great Uniter
()
Date: February 11, 2017 04:07PM
prepared 4 stuff Wrote:
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> This asshole across the street that has NOBAMMA
> stickers on all his vehicles actually had the
> nerve to walk across the street and ask if he
> could borrow my big ass snow blower. I had to tell
> him that I felt sorry for him but I don't help
> anti American fucktards with anything. On top of
> being a conservatard this guy is also a Christian
> so I asked him if he was planning to attack a
> abortion clinic or a Mosque anytime soon. He got
> all bent and waddled his fat ass back across the
> street. Fuck him.
Sweert! I like the way you operate! Fuck Trumtards!
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
Uh-oh! I triggered gunlover!
()
Date: February 11, 2017 04:09PM
Gunlover Wrote:
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> I handle things differently Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I borrowed my conservatard neighbor's chain
> saw.
> > When I was finished with it, I put maple syrup
> in
> > the gas tank.
>
> You wish, If you did that you wouldn't be pecking
> on that keyboard. Conservatives kick ass, liberal
> get their ask kicked. Ask Gerry.
It's OK, my little delicate snowflake! Donald will take care of everything...
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
so he did
()
Date: February 11, 2017 04:10PM
So he did what any true Republican would do, got out he old shovel and cleaned away. That's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat, Republican is not afraid to get down and dirty when events don't go their way.. Democrat would be crying for some help, that he can't cope and deal with it, that he has the proverbial "bad back"
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
Howdy neighbor
()
Date: February 11, 2017 06:04PM
I'm always nice to my libtard neighbors because
a) they are not very self reliant and need lots of help
b) I figure one day they might grow up and stop being so libtarded
c) I am not some angry, jealous libtard who hates everyone around me
d) it's not hard to just be cool and treat others with respect and just be a decent neighbor. Try it some time, tards.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
Oscar Redneck
()
Date: February 11, 2017 06:30PM
Libtards are also the lazy bastards who drive around after snowstorms with mounds of snow all over their car, falling off everywhere, because they are too lazy to clear the snow off their cars.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
Hell, yeah!!!!
()
Date: February 11, 2017 06:49PM
Oscar Redneck Wrote:
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> Libtards are also the lazy bastards who drive
> around after snowstorms with mounds of snow all
> over their car, falling off everywhere, because
> they are too lazy to clear the snow off their
> cars.
I used to LOVE having about 8 inches of snow on top of my car - I'd get out on teh freeway, and if someone tailgated me, I'd pound the roof and blind their dumb ass!
Now, like any good liberal, I own a HOUSE, with a GARAGE, so no more snow. It's too bad your apartment doesn't offer covered parking. :(
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
3hcEJ
()
Date: February 12, 2017 11:29AM
libtards are the idiots who drive around at 20 mph on dry pavement with their snow chains on and refuse to pull over and let the 20 cars behind them get past so they can get to work on time.
Re: conservatard neighbor asked to borrow my snow blower!
Posted by:
seop
()
Date: February 12, 2017 12:18PM
People have changed, these days neighbors hate eachother, liberals will hate everyone that dont side with them. They are ruining all kinds of relations.