Off-Topic :
Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
Hambeast
()
Date: November 01, 2015 02:01PM
Josh gets this every night.
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
Porkfest
()
Date: November 01, 2015 03:07PM
That's just gross, even by FFXU standards. Proof that Josh would even stick his dick in a blender if it held still long enough. Time to wash out that sewer, Hambeast!
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
I Love Highlights!
()
Date: November 01, 2015 03:15PM
I see a beach towel for a bedspread, an ashtray, a 4" diameter dildo, a textbook (?!?), an overflowing garbage can, an iPhone box (no charger though), a Coleman boots shoebox, a yellow Ikea bag (that's not supposed to leave the store), assorted other shopping bags jammed into a cubby, clothing haphazardly overflowing from drawers, and a stretch-marked Hambeast.
What do I win?
What do I win?
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
More Like Lowlights
()
Date: November 01, 2015 03:24PM
What a dirty, disgusting pig. Fat, likely disease ridden, and has shat out a child from that filthy cunt?
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
could be Bruce Jenner
()
Date: November 01, 2015 03:27PM
for all we know! Abysmal failure of OP's part.
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
Rockstar
()
Date: November 01, 2015 04:11PM
Can someone circle the dildo? I don't see that.
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
Ludwig
()
Date: November 01, 2015 04:16PM
Why bother??
Just go get a HONEYBAKED HAM................Yummy!!
Just go get a HONEYBAKED HAM................Yummy!!
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
some more info.
()
Date: November 01, 2015 04:29PM
I Love Highlights! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I see a beach towel for a bedspread, an ashtray, a
> 4" diameter dildo, a textbook (?!?), an
> overflowing garbage can, an iPhone box (no charger
> though), a Coleman boots shoebox, a yellow Ikea
> bag (that's not supposed to leave the store),
> assorted other shopping bags jammed into a cubby,
> clothing haphazardly overflowing from drawers, and
> a stretch-marked Hambeast.
>
> What do I win?
Hahahaha....Bully, Holmes!
-------------------------------------------------------
> I see a beach towel for a bedspread, an ashtray, a
> 4" diameter dildo, a textbook (?!?), an
> overflowing garbage can, an iPhone box (no charger
> though), a Coleman boots shoebox, a yellow Ikea
> bag (that's not supposed to leave the store),
> assorted other shopping bags jammed into a cubby,
> clothing haphazardly overflowing from drawers, and
> a stretch-marked Hambeast.
>
> What do I win?
Hahahaha....Bully, Holmes!
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
rocky socky
()
Date: November 01, 2015 04:31PM
Rockstar Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Can someone circle the dildo? I don't see that.
If it was up your ass you'd know it!!!!!!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Can someone circle the dildo? I don't see that.
If it was up your ass you'd know it!!!!!!
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
honey baked ham
()
Date: November 01, 2015 05:06PM
Ludwig Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Why bother??
>
> Just go get a HONEYBAKED
> HAM................Yummy!!
No shit. Honey baked ham has amazing ham and even bacon. There's a few in ffx county. Most underrated food establishment in the area. They have bad ass sandwiches for lunch. Fuck I'm hungry need to go to one now
-------------------------------------------------------
> Why bother??
>
> Just go get a HONEYBAKED
> HAM................Yummy!!
No shit. Honey baked ham has amazing ham and even bacon. There's a few in ffx county. Most underrated food establishment in the area. They have bad ass sandwiches for lunch. Fuck I'm hungry need to go to one now
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
And It Would Echo
()
Date: November 01, 2015 05:06PM
The 4" dildo going into that cavern would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
where's the freakin' binder?
()
Date: November 01, 2015 05:21PM
I Love Highlights! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I see a beach towel for a bedspread, an ashtray, a
> 4" diameter dildo, a textbook (?!?), an
> overflowing garbage can, an iPhone box (no charger
> though), a Coleman boots shoebox, a yellow Ikea
> bag (that's not supposed to leave the store),
> assorted other shopping bags jammed into a cubby,
> clothing haphazardly overflowing from drawers, and
> a stretch-marked Hambeast.
>
> What do I win?
Wherein all harassment at the hands of FU posters is lovingly documented in furtherance of some future legal action? Did the cockroaches eat it?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I see a beach towel for a bedspread, an ashtray, a
> 4" diameter dildo, a textbook (?!?), an
> overflowing garbage can, an iPhone box (no charger
> though), a Coleman boots shoebox, a yellow Ikea
> bag (that's not supposed to leave the store),
> assorted other shopping bags jammed into a cubby,
> clothing haphazardly overflowing from drawers, and
> a stretch-marked Hambeast.
>
> What do I win?
Wherein all harassment at the hands of FU posters is lovingly documented in furtherance of some future legal action? Did the cockroaches eat it?
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
where's the freakin' binder?
()
Date: November 01, 2015 05:21PM
I Love Highlights! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I see a beach towel for a bedspread, an ashtray, a
> 4" diameter dildo, a textbook (?!?), an
> overflowing garbage can, an iPhone box (no charger
> though), a Coleman boots shoebox, a yellow Ikea
> bag (that's not supposed to leave the store),
> assorted other shopping bags jammed into a cubby,
> clothing haphazardly overflowing from drawers, and
> a stretch-marked Hambeast.
>
> What do I win?
Wherein all harassment at the hands of FU posters is lovingly documented in furtherance of some future legal action? Did the cockroaches eat it?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I see a beach towel for a bedspread, an ashtray, a
> 4" diameter dildo, a textbook (?!?), an
> overflowing garbage can, an iPhone box (no charger
> though), a Coleman boots shoebox, a yellow Ikea
> bag (that's not supposed to leave the store),
> assorted other shopping bags jammed into a cubby,
> clothing haphazardly overflowing from drawers, and
> a stretch-marked Hambeast.
>
> What do I win?
Wherein all harassment at the hands of FU posters is lovingly documented in furtherance of some future legal action? Did the cockroaches eat it?
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
I Love Highlights!
()
Date: November 01, 2015 06:08PM
Rockstar Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Can someone circle the dildo? I don't see that.
I'm sure it'd be declared a candle.
Also, where did OP's pic come from? Who took it and who posted it?
Attachments:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Can someone circle the dildo? I don't see that.
I'm sure it'd be declared a candle.
Also, where did OP's pic come from? Who took it and who posted it?
Attachments:
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
NippleChuck
()
Date: November 01, 2015 06:32PM
Quite a resemblance no?
Nip
Attachments:
Nip
Attachments:
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
Megynlynn
()
Date: November 01, 2015 07:15PM
Hambeast Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Josh gets this every night.
Not me. Sorry.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Josh gets this every night.
Not me. Sorry.
Re: A taste of what you all are missing
Posted by:
Hambeast
()
Date: November 01, 2015 07:26PM
And It Would Echo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The 4" dildo going into that cavern would be like
> throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
The dildo is just to prep for anal sex. Nothing is stretched out.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The 4" dildo going into that cavern would be like
> throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
The dildo is just to prep for anal sex. Nothing is stretched out.