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That's just gross, even by FFXU standards. Proof that Josh would even stick his dick in a blender if it held still long enough. Time to wash out that sewer, Hambeast!
I see a beach towel for a bedspread, an ashtray, a 4" diameter dildo, a textbook (?!?), an overflowing garbage can, an iPhone box (no charger though), a Coleman boots shoebox, a yellow Ikea bag (that's not supposed to leave the store), assorted other shopping bags jammed into a cubby, clothing haphazardly overflowing from drawers, and a stretch-marked Hambeast.
I Love Highlights! Wrote:
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> I see a beach towel for a bedspread, an ashtray, a
> 4" diameter dildo, a textbook (?!?), an
> overflowing garbage can, an iPhone box (no charger
> though), a Coleman boots shoebox, a yellow Ikea
> bag (that's not supposed to leave the store),
> assorted other shopping bags jammed into a cubby,
> clothing haphazardly overflowing from drawers, and
> a stretch-marked Hambeast.
>
> What do I win?
Ludwig Wrote:
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> Why bother??
>
> Just go get a HONEYBAKED
> HAM................Yummy!!
No shit. Honey baked ham has amazing ham and even bacon. There's a few in ffx county. Most underrated food establishment in the area. They have bad ass sandwiches for lunch. Fuck I'm hungry need to go to one now
I Love Highlights! Wrote:
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> I see a beach towel for a bedspread, an ashtray, a
> 4" diameter dildo, a textbook (?!?), an
> overflowing garbage can, an iPhone box (no charger
> though), a Coleman boots shoebox, a yellow Ikea
> bag (that's not supposed to leave the store),
> assorted other shopping bags jammed into a cubby,
> clothing haphazardly overflowing from drawers, and
> a stretch-marked Hambeast.
>
> What do I win?
Wherein all harassment at the hands of FU posters is lovingly documented in furtherance of some future legal action? Did the cockroaches eat it?
I Love Highlights! Wrote:
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> I see a beach towel for a bedspread, an ashtray, a
> 4" diameter dildo, a textbook (?!?), an
> overflowing garbage can, an iPhone box (no charger
> though), a Coleman boots shoebox, a yellow Ikea
> bag (that's not supposed to leave the store),
> assorted other shopping bags jammed into a cubby,
> clothing haphazardly overflowing from drawers, and
> a stretch-marked Hambeast.
>
> What do I win?
Wherein all harassment at the hands of FU posters is lovingly documented in furtherance of some future legal action? Did the cockroaches eat it?
And It Would Echo Wrote:
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> The 4" dildo going into that cavern would be like
> throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
The dildo is just to prep for anal sex. Nothing is stretched out.