Good sex
Good food
Good convos
Lots in common

Advice?

Your bowels will be shamed into submission

The man is the head, she is your left hand. All major decisions are yours only.

Wait until you're 34 banging a 19 year old.

Engaged Wrote:
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> Good sex
> Good food
> Good convos
> Lots in common

Don't get used to it or you'll be terribly disappointed

Engaged Wrote:
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> Good sex
> Good food
> Good convos
> Lots in common
>
> Advice?


Don't do it...it's a trick ALL women play.

It all stops once the ring is on her hand.

Engaged Wrote:
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> Good sex
> Good food
> Good convos
> Lots in common
>
> Advice?

Enjoy it while it lasts.

WARNINGS:

Once you have a child, 1 - 3 will vanish.

Situations and people change over time, so expect change and be prepared to deal with it.

As trite as "happy wife, happy life" sounds, it is also THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH! If don't make your wife happy, you will be one miserable SOB.

Not posting under name Wrote:
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> Wait until you're 34 banging a 19 year old.

No

What about a pre nup?

Does she actually interact with you or does she spend most of her time talking to the guy who tried to have you murdered?

If so my advice is to cut your wrists and dive out of a car.

Your wedding night is the very last time you will get a blowjob, at least from her. Make it a good one

Ha, you got married! what a loser!

She'll blow up like a blimp and start demanding you do stuff.

tddDp Wrote:
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> Your wedding night is the very last time you will
> get a blowjob, at least from her. Make it a good
> one

She'll still be giving them, just not to you.

At 37, I married a 23 y.o..

12 years later, we have one child. She's still a size 0. By age 30, she broke the six figure mark in salary. And she still fucks like a banshee!

Voice of Experience Wrote:
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> At 37, I married a 23 y.o..
>
> 12 years later, we have one child. She's still a
> size 0. By age 30, she broke the six figure mark
> in salary. And she still fucks like a banshee!

Nice, does she do anal? How did you get a girl that young at your age?

Engaged Wrote:
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> Good sex
> Good food
> Good convos
> Lots in common
>
> Advice?


Does she give full and complete blow jobs? Is anal an option making her a 3 input girl?

We've all seen married men at the liquor store beggin' for your change,
The hair on their balls is dirty, dreadlocked and full of mange
They ask for what you can spare with shame in their eyes
"Gotta pay for a blowjob now, you fuckin' slob"'s all you reply

God forbid you ever had to grovel for head 'cause you married a fuckin Prude,
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the married man blues
Then you really might know what it's like,
what its like.
Cause then you really might know what it's like
What it's like

Harry got a girl pregnant named Tammy who said she was in love
She said, "Don't worry about a thing, baby doll, I'm the girl you've been dreaming of."
But three months later she said she won't blow him or even tickle his balls
And she sweared, "God damn you're a loser man & I'm cuttin' off your balls."
He heads for marriage counseling and he gets some static walkin' through the door.
She calls him a loser, and calls him a whiner, and calls him a bore.

God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to ball blues
Then you really might know what it's like
'Cause then you really might know what it's like
'Cause then you really might know what it's like
To have ball blues

I've seen a married man beg
I've seen a married man sin
I've seen a married man cry

Haven't seen one win
Haven't seen one grin
Haven't seen one say marriage ain't a lie

I've seen the limp side of sad
And the down side of cunt
And everything between

I licked the silver poon
Drank from the golden cunt
Poked the finest trim

I fucked the baddest behinds
At least a couple of times
Before I broke their holes

You know married men
End up wearing depends
Because wives make you shart

I knew this married man named Max
He used to get fat cracks
Out on the corner with Big Jugs

He liked to hang out 'n date
He liked to have them sit on his face
And give him hugs

Until late one night
There was a hottie who was tight
Max lost his head

He pulled out a diamond ring
Talked marriage rites
And wound up wed

And now his life and his penis
Are caught in the midst
Of all of this pain

You know it comes that way
At least that's what they say
When you play the married game

God forbid you ever had to wake up to hear the news
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have marriage blues
Then you really might know what it's like
To have the marriage blues...

Voice of Experience Wrote:
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> At 37, I married a 23 y.o..
>
> 12 years later, we have one child. She's still a
> size 0. By age 30, she broke the six figure mark
> in salary. And she still fucks like a banshee!

Meanwhile, she's fucking 3 guys at her office and you're delivering pizzas in your Honda.

wkTPU Wrote:
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> Meanwhile, she's fucking 3 guys at her office and
> you're delivering pizzas in your Honda.

Nah, she just ordered a Benz as a 50th birthday present for me.

Where are you registered? The FFU Army would like to help you out. Congratulations by the way.

I got married at 28. You know what I did the last 32 years?

Work.

Damn near every day I worked and worked.

Other than a couple weeks vacation per year I worked.

I did find time to pay the bills, fix the plumbing, mow grass but that was really just more work.

I sent my two kids through college and it cost me 90 grand each.

So I got to work some more because that really cut into my savings.

Now I am 60 and still working.

I hope I die soon.

Good luck ,OP.

Advice Gal Wrote:
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> Does she actually interact with you or does she
> spend most of her time talking to the guy who
> tried to have you murdered?
>
> If so my advice is to cut your wrists and dive out
> of a car.


so funny

What It's Like Wrote:
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> We've all seen married men at the liquor store
> beggin' for your change,
> The hair on their balls is dirty, dreadlocked and
> full of mange
> They ask for what you can spare with shame in
> their eyes
> "Gotta pay for a blowjob now, you fuckin' slob"'s
> all you reply
>
> God forbid you ever had to grovel for head 'cause
> you married a fuckin Prude,
> 'Cause then you really might know what it's like
> to sing the married man blues
> Then you really might know what it's like,
> what its like.
> Cause then you really might know what it's like
> What it's like
>
> Harry got a girl pregnant named Tammy who said she
> was in love
> She said, "Don't worry about a thing, baby doll,
> I'm the girl you've been dreaming of."
> But three months later she said she won't blow him
> or even tickle his balls
> And she sweared, "God damn you're a loser man &
> I'm cuttin' off your balls."
> He heads for marriage counseling and he gets some
> static walkin' through the door.
> She calls him a loser, and calls him a whiner, and
> calls him a bore.
>
> God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his
> shoes
> 'Cause then you really might know what it's like
> to have to ball blues
> Then you really might know what it's like
> 'Cause then you really might know what it's like
> 'Cause then you really might know what it's like
> To have ball blues
>
> I've seen a married man beg
> I've seen a married man sin
> I've seen a married man cry
>
> Haven't seen one win
> Haven't seen one grin
> Haven't seen one say marriage ain't a lie
>
> I've seen the limp side of sad
> And the down side of cunt
> And everything between
>
> I licked the silver poon
> Drank from the golden cunt
> Poked the finest trim
>
> I fucked the baddest behinds
> At least a couple of times
> Before I broke their holes
>
> You know married men
> End up wearing depends
> Because wives make you shart
>
> I knew this married man named Max
> He used to get fat cracks
> Out on the corner with Big Jugs
>
> He liked to hang out 'n date
> He liked to have them sit on his face
> And give him hugs
>
> Until late one night
> There was a hottie who was tight
> Max lost his head
>
> He pulled out a diamond ring
> Talked marriage rites
> And wound up wed
>
> And now his life and his penis
> Are caught in the midst
> Of all of this pain
>
> You know it comes that way
> At least that's what they say
> When you play the married game
>
> God forbid you ever had to wake up to hear the
> news
> 'Cause then you really might know what it's like
> to have marriage blues
> Then you really might know what it's like
> To have the marriage blues...


Is this the Dan band, Steve Lynch, weird al, or did you make it up? Fucking hilarious.

60 years old Wrote:
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> I got married at 28. You know what I did the last
> 32 years?
>
> Work.
>
> Damn near every day I worked and worked.
>
> Other than a couple weeks vacation per year I
> worked.
>
> I did find time to pay the bills, fix the
> plumbing, mow grass but that was really just more
> work.
>
> I sent my two kids through college and it cost me
> 90 grand each.
>
> So I got to work some more because that really cut
> into my savings.
>
> Now I am 60 and still working.
>
> I hope I die soon.
>
> Good luck ,OP.

"I hope I die soon." lol'd hard.

If you post your pics, we can give you a more complete assessment of your future prospects.

Here she is.
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OP: There is a small percentage of people out there happily married. Of all the couple I know who are married, I can think of only one happily married. The other couples go through the motions. They work, take care of the house, deal with bills, deal with kids, soccer practice, swim practice, homework, gymnastics, part-time chauffeurs, and full-time stressed out and generally unhappy. The couples have sex once a quarter with each other. I don't bother to ask if they are having sex outside the marriage. I think it's likely, or at least on their minds.

This 25 year old you are with is young, possibly hot, and everything is great right now. Just remember that you grow older, she grows older, you run out of things fun to talk about, you will stop having sex, and your life will become mundane and filled with chores. The chances for unhappiness are huge and it's very possible you'll get a divorce. I think the important thing to consider before you get married is whether this girl is a good person, to the point of not being a total bitch during a divorce. The last thing you want is to marry a smokin hot crazy bitch who will become even more psycho if things turn south and your marriage is dissolved.

Just my 2 cents.

^^^^
She's done a hard 25, baby!

Riden hard & put away wet, repeatedly!

my 2 cents Wrote:
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> OP: There is a small percentage of people out
> there happily married. Of all the couple I know
> who are married, I can think of only one happily
> married. The other couples go through the motions.
> They work, take care of the house, deal with
> bills, deal with kids, soccer practice, swim
> practice, homework, gymnastics, part-time
> chauffeurs, and full-time stressed out and
> generally unhappy. The couples have sex once a
> quarter with each other. I don't bother to ask if
> they are having sex outside the marriage. I think
> it's likely, or at least on their minds.
>
> This 25 year old you are with is young, possibly
> hot, and everything is great right now. Just
> remember that you grow older, she grows older, you
> run out of things fun to talk about, you will stop
> having sex, and your life will become mundane and
> filled with chores. The chances for unhappiness
> are huge and it's very possible you'll get a
> divorce. I think the important thing to consider
> before you get married is whether this girl is a
> good person, to the point of not being a total
> bitch during a divorce. The last thing you want is
> to marry a smokin hot crazy bitch who will become
> even more psycho if things turn south and your
> marriage is dissolved.
>
> Just my 2 cents.

thanks, she agreed to a prenup and is a nice person. so i am not scared of divorce.

Marriage is a lot of work, most of which comes in the form of actually understanding the other. Women need to be heard and understood.

Be a parrot. When she asks you something, repeat it to her in question form to make sure you understand what she means.

When she is happy, celebrate with her.
When she is upset, listen and share her feelings ... "I'm so sorry you had a bad day."

Answer a fact question with facts.
Answer an emotional statement or question with shared emotion.

You may not think I know what I'm talking about, but after 15 years of the big M, I've learned so many lessons.

If you marry just for the things you mentioned in your orginal post above, be prepared to stay in the marriage for more serious things, otherwise it will only dissolve.

Marriage is not the "happily ever after" with a home in burbs and a white pickett fence or whatever your idea of a warm fuzzy life might be.

It is hard work, patience and sacrifice, but it comes with major benefits too!

Congratulations on your engagement, I wish you well.

engagd Wrote:
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> my 2 cents Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OP: There is a small percentage of people out
> > there happily married. Of all the couple I know
> > who are married, I can think of only one
> happily
> > married. The other couples go through the
> motions.
> > They work, take care of the house, deal with
> > bills, deal with kids, soccer practice, swim
> > practice, homework, gymnastics, part-time
> > chauffeurs, and full-time stressed out and
> > generally unhappy. The couples have sex once a
> > quarter with each other. I don't bother to ask
> if
> > they are having sex outside the marriage. I
> think
> > it's likely, or at least on their minds.
> >
> > This 25 year old you are with is young,
> possibly
> > hot, and everything is great right now. Just
> > remember that you grow older, she grows older,
> you
> > run out of things fun to talk about, you will
> stop
> > having sex, and your life will become mundane
> and
> > filled with chores. The chances for unhappiness
> > are huge and it's very possible you'll get a
> > divorce. I think the important thing to
> consider
> > before you get married is whether this girl is
> a
> > good person, to the point of not being a total
> > bitch during a divorce. The last thing you want
> is
> > to marry a smokin hot crazy bitch who will
> become
> > even more psycho if things turn south and your
> > marriage is dissolved.
> >
> > Just my 2 cents.
>
> thanks, she agreed to a prenup and is a nice
> person. so i am not scared of divorce.


Then take the leap. Just make sure you keep the sexual bond going as long as you can. It makes a difference. And, it lessens the chance of her fucking some other guy. Once you stop having sex, the relationship is doomed. Remember, she's 25. She has lots of years left where she wants to explore and get regular inseminations.

my 2 cents Wrote:
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> engagd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > my 2 cents Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > OP: There is a small percentage of people out
> > > there happily married. Of all the couple I
> know
> > > who are married, I can think of only one
> > happily
> > > married. The other couples go through the
> > motions.
> > > They work, take care of the house, deal with
> > > bills, deal with kids, soccer practice, swim
> > > practice, homework, gymnastics, part-time
> > > chauffeurs, and full-time stressed out and
> > > generally unhappy. The couples have sex once
> a
> > > quarter with each other. I don't bother to
> ask
> > if
> > > they are having sex outside the marriage. I
> > think
> > > it's likely, or at least on their minds.
> > >
> > > This 25 year old you are with is young,
> > possibly
> > > hot, and everything is great right now. Just
> > > remember that you grow older, she grows
> older,
> > you
> > > run out of things fun to talk about, you will
> > stop
> > > having sex, and your life will become mundane
> > and
> > > filled with chores. The chances for
> unhappiness
> > > are huge and it's very possible you'll get a
> > > divorce. I think the important thing to
> > consider
> > > before you get married is whether this girl
> is
> > a
> > > good person, to the point of not being a
> total
> > > bitch during a divorce. The last thing you
> want
> > is
> > > to marry a smokin hot crazy bitch who will
> > become
> > > even more psycho if things turn south and
> your
> > > marriage is dissolved.
> > >
> > > Just my 2 cents.
> >
> > thanks, she agreed to a prenup and is a nice
> > person. so i am not scared of divorce.
>
>
> Then take the leap. Just make sure you keep the
> sexual bond going as long as you can. It makes a
> difference. And, it lessens the chance of her
> fucking some other guy. Once you stop having sex,
> the relationship is doomed. Remember, she's 25.
> She has lots of years left where she wants to
> explore and get regular inseminations.

Sex is getting better and better. just need to convince her to let another girl play with us and anal as well.

thanks for the advice

Something that worked for me: live together for at least 6 months before you tie the knot. Trust me, any little quirks or idiosyncrasies she has that are minor now will only grow by a factor of 10 (or 100 or more) once you're living together. If you wait until you're married, it could be a rude awakening when she says to you "We don't put forks in the drawer that way."

If you're already living together, and things are great, then congrats!

Voice of experience Wrote:
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> Something that worked for me: live together for
> at least 6 months before you tie the knot. Trust
> me, any little quirks or idiosyncrasies she has
> that are minor now will only grow by a factor of
> 10 (or 100 or more) once you're living together.
> If you wait until you're married, it could be a
> rude awakening when she says to you "We don't put
> forks in the drawer that way."
>
> If you're already living together, and things are
> great, then congrats!

yes, lived with me for a year now. She has her own bathroom as well.

engaged Wrote:
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> Voice of experience Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Something that worked for me: live together
> for
> > at least 6 months before you tie the knot.
> Trust
> > me, any little quirks or idiosyncrasies she has
> > that are minor now will only grow by a factor
> of
> > 10 (or 100 or more) once you're living together.
>
> > If you wait until you're married, it could be a
> > rude awakening when she says to you "We don't
> put
> > forks in the drawer that way."
> >
> > If you're already living together, and things
> are
> > great, then congrats!
>
> yes, lived with me for a year now. She has her
> own bathroom as well.


Not to invade your love nest privacy, but how are her bowels?

When she leaves the bathroom, does it smell like flowers or rotting fish?

FrankR. Wrote:
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> Is this the Dan band, Steve Lynch, weird al, or
> did you make it up? Fucking hilarious.

I was just fucking around and made it up for shits & giggles. Glad someone appreciated it. Been married over 25 years. Getting a blowjob is more likely than Congress doing a fucking thing.

Keep going. You could get famous with this stuff. I'll be your hype man.

The only hard part is choosing carefully. If you found one who could do a lot better than you, there's your wife. Don't look back.

abelard Wrote:
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> The only hard part is choosing carefully. If you
> found one who could do a lot better than you,
> there's your wife. Don't look back.

So you're fat and bald with a hot wife?

Just file a lawsuit.


Lawsuits solve everything.

Don't do it, unless she does anal!
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>So you're fat and bald with a hot wife?

I'm trim, decent looking, and somewhat known in several fields. Imagine what that makes her.