Home•Fairfax General Forum•Arrest/Ticket Search•Wiki new•Pictures/Videos•Chat•Articles•Links•About
Off-Topic :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Goto Topic: Previous•Next
Go to: Forum List•Back to Forum•Post New Topic•Search•Log In•Print View
I Identify as A Millionaire
Posted by: Trans-Millionaire ()
Date: June 16, 2015 05:40PM

Although I have been in the work force for over 15 years, I am not yet a millionaire. But I strongly identify as one; it has been this way since I was about 10. Can I start a buying spree and also stop paying my bills and just save, save, and save until I have assets totaling over 1 million. In court, I would simply explain to my creditors that I identify as a millionaire, and the Court would dismiss any claims against me.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: I Identify as A Millionaire
Posted by: Chapter 11 ()
Date: June 16, 2015 06:16PM

Go for it. Maybe you can get your court date the same as eesh's and you two can carpool to the court house.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: I Identify as A Millionaire
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 16, 2015 07:01PM

I identify as a 65 year old. Can I start drawing social security and out of my 401K?

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: I Identify as A Millionaire
Posted by: I Identify As An Astronaut ()
Date: June 16, 2015 07:11PM

Think they'll let me take a trip to the Space Station?

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: I Identify as A Millionaire
Posted by: LtTEC ()
Date: June 17, 2015 07:05PM

win a trip to the voluntary space station

your funny. they paid chuck yeagar.

Options: Reply•Quote


Go to: Forum List•Back to Forum•Search•Log In
Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 **    **  ********  **     **   ******    **     ** 
 ***   **  **        **     **  **    **   **     ** 
 ****  **  **        **     **  **         **     ** 
 ** ** **  ******    *********  **   ****  ********* 
 **  ****  **        **     **  **    **   **     ** 
 **   ***  **        **     **  **    **   **     ** 
 **    **  **        **     **   ******    **     **
This forum powered by Phorum.