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I Identify as A Millionaire
Posted by: Trans-Millionaire ()
Date: June 16, 2015 05:40PM

Although I have been in the work force for over 15 years, I am not yet a millionaire. But I strongly identify as one; it has been this way since I was about 10. Can I start a buying spree and also stop paying my bills and just save, save, and save until I have assets totaling over 1 million. In court, I would simply explain to my creditors that I identify as a millionaire, and the Court would dismiss any claims against me.

Re: I Identify as A Millionaire
Posted by: Chapter 11 ()
Date: June 16, 2015 06:16PM

Go for it. Maybe you can get your court date the same as eesh's and you two can carpool to the court house.

Re: I Identify as A Millionaire
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 16, 2015 07:01PM

I identify as a 65 year old. Can I start drawing social security and out of my 401K?

Re: I Identify as A Millionaire
Posted by: I Identify As An Astronaut ()
Date: June 16, 2015 07:11PM

Think they'll let me take a trip to the Space Station?

Re: I Identify as A Millionaire
Posted by: LtTEC ()
Date: June 17, 2015 07:05PM

win a trip to the voluntary space station

your funny. they paid chuck yeagar.

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