Re: Has anyone here lived in Colorado?
Posted by:
John Denver
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Date: May 28, 2015 07:54PM
JpyXU Wrote:
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> What is like living there compared to Northern VA?
In Colorado you can buy weed and get Rocky Mountain High - legally. Here in VA if you do that shit you get busted, sent to jail, and your life is pretty much ruined.
The skiing in Colorado is beyond fantastic and there are lots of choices. To go skiing here in Fairfax you only have the Mt. Fairfax and Mt. Lorton landfill skiing facilities and they don't even have chair lifts - if it snows.
The scenery is absolutely beautiful in Colorado, what with the huge snow capped mountains and sweeping landscape vistas. Here in Northern Virginia if you want a similar experience you have to go to Potomac Mills or the Safeway parking lot in Burke.
I have to admit that going to the movies in Aurora can be a little sketchy. Kinda like going to the movies in Reston. Good news is the shooters in Colorado are white and they're actually pretty good marksmen so you probably won't spend years in a coma on life support like you would at INOVA.
In Colorado the fly fishing for is fantastic. Here in NOVA, if you want to catch trout you have to go to Lake Accotink and use marshmallows and corn on a Zebco with a bobber - before the fish go belly up and die from the heat in the summer.
In Colorado the big game hunting is world class - elk, deer, bear, you name it. In Virginia you can get many of the same animals but using a car seems a little unsportsmanlike even though the meat is already tenderized.
In Colorado, if you knock up your girlfriend you can get her an abortion easy peasy. $500 and you're in and out in a jiffy. Here in Virginia, they want her to go through a forced transvaginal ultrasound and look at pictures of all the GOP Congressmen she will disappoint before she goes through with it.