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Eric the Scientist
Posted by: Eric the Publicity Whore ()
Date: May 10, 2009 02:12AM

as some of you may know, we have an adorable guest here in ffxu. he is going around trying to hijack threads in the name of "research" on what he has dubbed "dumb asses".

since there is nothing but a very small chance of him leaving, i decided to make this little thread just for him.

so i am calling any and all dumb asses to this thread. we need to do what we do best... FOR SCIENCE!

i hope you like it eric. you have your very own thread! neat huh?

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Re: Eric the Scientist
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 10, 2009 03:12AM

a) please give us more information about the identity of "Eric"
b) if you want dumbasses to show up, you must use the proper bait.

a thread with one of the following titles will attract minions of stupidity.

  • where can i get my windows tinted?
  • legalize pot!
  • a helicopter that flew over my house last night!
  • does anyone know a good dui lawyer?
  • we need to undo the redistricting!
  • fcps must pay for their crimes!
  • obama fail?
  • stay in mexico!

for extra strength combine various titles but i warn you, do not combine them all into into one or it may cause a 20000 page super thread of stupidity.

you have been warned.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Eric the Scientist
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: May 10, 2009 03:41AM

you forgot a couple:

. George Bush does it again?!

. Jenny Soaper is a whore- heres her myspace

. Religion is teh good

. Spunky is crazy, heres some pix!

. People on this thread who deserve to be raped

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Re: Eric the Scientist
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: May 10, 2009 10:02PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> a) please give us more information about the
> identity of "Eric"
> b) if you want dumbasses to show up, you must use
> the proper bait.
>
> a thread with one of the following titles will
> attract minions of stupidity.
>
>
> where can i get my windows tinted?legalize pot!a
> helicopter that flew over my house last night!does
> anyone know a good dui lawyer?we need to undo the
> redistricting!fcps must pay for their crimes!obama
> fail?stay in mexico!
>

Apparently "Trebor Snika?? WTF...." is a great thread title to attract all the high schoolers.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/186173.html

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Re: Eric the Scientist
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 10, 2009 10:07PM

ack ack

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Re: Eric the Scientist
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: May 11, 2009 02:08AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/28/2012 11:01PM by Alias.

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Re: Eric the Scientist
Posted by: Eric the Actor ()
Date: May 16, 2009 11:46AM

If anyone here is interested in joining my webchats it is www.jfsc.tv If you come there to start trouble don't bother because you will be BANNED Good bye for now --Eric

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Re: Eric the Scientist
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: May 16, 2009 03:03PM

Oh good!
Eric, while you're here, I've always wondered something...

What is it, exactly, about the word "midget" that is so offensive to so many "little people"? It would seem to the layman that they are just two words with different connotations that mean the exact same thing... Almost like a euphemism.

Wouldn't being upset about being called a midget be similar to being upset about being called a janitor? ("I'm not a janitor, I'm a custodial engineer")

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Re: Eric the Scientist
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: May 16, 2009 08:52PM

Eric the Actor Wrote:
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> If anyone here is interested in joining my
> webchats it is www.jfsc.tv If you come there to
> start trouble don't bother because you will be
> BANNED Good bye for now --Eric

When are you gonna fly with balloons you little douche? ACK, ACK.

I'M CLUB FUCKING FOOTED!!!

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Re: Eric the Scientist
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: May 16, 2009 08:59PM

Eric the Shitty Penis

Eric the Gay Actor

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