Mine is when people, especially TV reporters, use the term "literally" incorrectly. I recently heard one say "it is *literally* raining cats and dogs out there." Come to think of it, sensationalistic journalism in general kind of pisses me off.

My pet peeve is when people ask me what my pet peeve is.

Trolls..especially when you have a serious post and their only contribution is a photoshop or LOLcat.

Notrollsallowed Wrote:
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> Trolls..especially when you have a serious post
> and their only contribution is a photoshop or
> LOLcat.

the misuse of the word "good" vs "Well"...and people who can't spel.

Creepy body mods.

http://sohnio.com/files/images/dragon_penis.jpg

PetPeevR Wrote:
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> Creepy body mods.
>
> http://sohnio.com/files/images/dragon_penis.jpg

I dislike tattoos with a passion, but this is the best one I've ever seen. That guy earned his too. Chicks probably dig that guy.

One of my pet peeves is when dumb people try to sound more intelligent than they really are. Mike Tyson use to say "I'm gonna obliviate you!"

I also hate when people want to axe me a question.

Stomach tattoos on a pregnant woman. Even worse after she had the baby...

I've seen a dolphin tattoo grow into a whale and then into some blurry shriveled fish-thing.

getting cancer.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Do you have cancer Gravis?

People who are slow and people who are indecisive.

People with Iphones

Numbers wrote:


"I dislike tattoos with a passion"

What, you don't think this is hot??
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I can't stand it when people mean to use a contraction such as "could've" and "would've" and spell it as "could of" and "would of." The latter makes absolutely no sense.

People who smoke

People who bitch about smoking.

WonderU Wrote:
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> Do you have cancer Gravis?

Gravis suffers from a personality flaw brought on by too...too many hours on line that has left him with a seriously demented sense of humor. He undoubtedly thinks cancer is funny.

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> WonderU Wrote:
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> > Do you have cancer Gravis?
>
> Gravis suffers from a personality flaw brought on
> by too...too many hours on line that has left him
> with a seriously demented sense of humor. He
> undoubtedly thinks cancer is funny.

Cancer IS funny - expecially if Vince gets it.

+1 iPhones,

I just hate it when someone insists on showing me some stupid youtube video on the go, they're like: oh, check this out- then they shove a tiny screen in your face in the middle of a conversation in the middle of my fucking life and demand that I watch a fucking video right then and there, when A: I cant even see the video on tht tiny shitty screen, and B: I cant hear the video because the tiny shitty speakers suck, and C: I am driving my fucking car at the time.

People that call coffee "Java" or "go juice."

Those piercings that stretch out your ear lobe.

I hate people who use fake accents, O'right Guvnah! I weell splish de put whenevair de FACK I LYAK! ooh beef flied lice fitty dolla! ME SO HaaaaWNEEE! G'day mate throw anutha shrimp on tha baaaaaabeee! Thank yew cumagen!

people who park their shopping carts on one side of the grocery aisle, then park their fat ass on the other, perusing the brownie mixes.

I want a TASER-equipped cart at Safeway; trust me, thier carcasses would still be twitching after I've left.....

Oh, that would be fun.

When people, especially those on TV who should know better, say "that begs the question" when they really mean "that raises the question." Begging the question means something totally different.
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People who use the word "irregardless"

Because Irregardless is a made up world. Its regardless damnit.

White suburban women who say 'girlfriend' when talking to other women.

Anybody who uses technical terminology in a casual conversation (I guess to impress people). Worst offenders, IT dorks and civil service nerds at somebody's house warming/bachelor/Monday Night Football/Halloween party.

People who jump the gun and make assumptions.

+1 to pgens for Dinosaur Comics

My pet peeve is people who use apostrophes incorrectly.
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1. Complete strangers that refer to you as "guy" or "bud" during conversation. "Hey guy...thanks guy...hey bud...thanks bud". Hey assclown, I don't know you and you sound like an arrogant pretentious prick.

2. Fat chicks that squeeze into those form fitting crop-tops with some self-indulgent phrase like "HOTTIE" or "JUICY" emblazoned across their BBW flabby teets. I don't want to see your muffin-tops sweetheart, and if you had any interest in truthful advertising the shirt would say "Sweaty" or "Out of Breath" instead.

There was never a ValuTime.



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inkahootz Wrote:
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> ValuTime Wrote:
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> > Ugly people trying to be romantic...
>
>
> You are so 'retarded', it's not funny. Post a pic
> of you and your man, then, 'hotstuff'!
>
> You are just an obsessed hater. Quit stalking and
> get to walking, fatty!
>
> BTW, my pet peeves are obsessive stalkers who have
> nothing better to do with their time than troll
> this forum.

Your right..using the word retarded isnt funny..it's offensive. By the way...drop the cigarette and she looks pretty hot.

I hate when people say they are going "up" to somewhere thats south of where they are or "down" to somewhere thats north of where they are. pisses me off.

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> Your right..using the word retarded isnt
> funny..it's offensive.



LOL


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

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When people use your for you're.

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> When people use your for you're.


well thats you're fuckin problem then.

This one's starting to bother me more and more:

If there's more than one person waiting to get coffee, get your shit (cream, sugar, lid, sleeve, stirrer) and get the fuck out of the way while you're putting your little hobby kit together. Don't just stand there, oblivious to the world around you, and block access to the fixins.

We all want that first cup just as much as you do, and you are in the way. I believe that's grounds (no pun intended) for legal homicide.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> This one's starting to bother me more and more:
>
> If there's more than one person waiting to get
> coffee, get your shit (cream, sugar, lid, sleeve,
> stirrer) and get the fuck out of the way while
> you're putting your little hobby kit together.
> Don't just stand there, oblivious to the world
> around you, and block access to the fixins.
>
> We all want that first cup just as much as you do,
> and you are in the way. I believe that's grounds
> (no pun intended) for legal homicide.\

Spilling scalding hot coffee on the oblivious douchebag is sure to do the trick.

Bounce House Wrote:
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> Mine is when people, especially TV reporters, use
> the term "literally" incorrectly. I recently
> heard one say "it is *literally* raining cats and
> dogs out there." Come to think of it,
> sensationalistic journalism in general kind of
> pisses me off.


Okay:


When people say "you guys"- especially to women. A woman is not a guy.

When people say they like all kinds of music except Country...

When someone is honking at someone for slowing down to let a pedestrian cross the street

When motorists are rude to cyclcists

Whenever Obama appears on the TV while I'm eating

Hip Hop Music being played .. ever

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> When someone is honking at someone for slowing
> down to let a pedestrian cross the street


Where the W&OD trail crosses Hunter Mill Rd...if someone is IN the road, by all means stop. If someone is sitting there waiting for traffic to clear in order to cross KEEP GOING GOD DAMMIT! They have a stop sign, not us. More than once I've been coming around that turn (at the speed limit) and oncoming traffic will be slowing to stop for some asshole to cross and I had to slam on my brakes to avoid hitting the dipshit who had taken the other vehicle's actions as a clear sign to cross. Fuck you assholes who jog without paying attention and fuck you people who stop when you don't have a stop sign in the middle of a busy fucking road with no shoulder.

Women that eat and drive at the same time. This is especially true for fat women that drive minivans. I saw a woman the other day eating a chicken leg while driving 10 miles below the speed limit.


The guys that buy old Crown Victories and Caprices and put 22 inch wheels on the car.


People that laugh at everything. I am surrounded by these people in the office. They laugh at EVERYTHING. It drives me insane.

LOL!

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>
> The guys that buy old Crown Victories and Caprices
> and put 22 inch wheels on the car.
>


There was a time in the late 80s, early 90s, where every other Ford Escort had chrome rims, a custom paint job, booming speakers in the trunk and black lights underneath. I was always like..."It's still a fucking Escort!"

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> The guys that buy old Crown Victories and Caprices
> and put 22 inch wheels on the car.




I saw one of these on the road the other day which warranted a "get out of ghetto free" pass because it had a vanity plate that said "HOT FUZZ". Made me lulz.

Those window decals that take up the whole front or rear window with "TOYOTA" or "HONDA".

And don't get me started on ricers. Tricked out purple Honda Accords with spoilers, 46 exhaust pipes, dragon or flame art deco, blasting out shitty techno music at a stoplight in Centreville.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

These guys. I see them in a lot of cars these days. Some people even put them on the doors and trunk.
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I hate when white people say back in the day...

D-bags who throw their cigarette butts on the ground. Disgusting, foul losers.

pussies who stop at a yield sign!

instead of using the acceleration lane to actually accelerate to the speed of traffic and then merging in.

get a life

496 Wrote:
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> D-bags who throw their cigarette butts on the
> ground. Disgusting, foul losers.





spoken like a true former smoker

People like Gonads & Strife who don't seem to know the law about the right of way at crosswalks.

The main reason there are stop signs on trails when they cross intersections is to slow down the bicycle traffic enough to give the car drivers enough safe time to yield to them. The Virginia Code says that drivers shall yield to bicycle riders and pedestrians in crosswalks and at most intersections, unless there is some traffic control device or law enforcement person directing traffic otherwise.

At lights, in other words, the bicycle rider/pedestrian has to follow the standard light signals, but the bicycle rider and pedestrian has right of way at all other crosswalks (regardless of traffic speed) and at intersections without signals (if the speed is less than 35 mph).

Anyway, here is the Virginia Code:

§ 46.2-904. Use of roller skates and skateboards on sidewalks and shared-use paths; operation of bicycles, electric power-assisted bicycles, and electric personal assistive mobility devices on sidewalks and crosswalks and shared-use paths; local ordinances.

A person riding a bicycle, electric personal assistive mobility device, or an electric powerassisted bicycle on a sidewalk, shared-use path, or across a roadway on a crosswalk, shall have all the rights and duties of a pedestrian under the same circumstances.

§ 46.2-924. Drivers to stop for pedestrians; installation of certain signs; penalty.

A. The driver of any vehicle on a highway shall yield the right-of-way to any pedestrian crossing such highway:

1. At any clearly marked crosswalk, whether at mid-block or at the end of any block;
2. At any regular pedestrian crossing included in the prolongation of the lateral boundary lines of the adjacent sidewalk at the end of a block;
3. At any intersection when the driver is approaching on a highway or street where the legal maximum speed does not exceed 35 miles per hour.

B. Notwithstanding the provisions of subsection A of this section, at intersections or crosswalks where the movement of traffic is being regulated by law-enforcement officers or traffic control devices, the driver shall yield according to the direction of the law-enforcement officer or device.

No pedestrian shall enter or cross an intersection in disregard of approaching traffic.

The drivers of vehicles entering, crossing, or turning at intersections shall change their course, slow down, or stop if necessary to permit pedestrians to cross such intersections safely and expeditiously.

Pedestrians crossing highways at intersections shall at all times have the right-of-way over vehicles making turns into the highways being crossed by the pedestrians.

Your post is FAIL if you read it correctly. I'm still right, you're still stupid.

I hate it when the dumb reporters attempt to talk like uber Brits, and they say "Hare-iss-ment" instead of Harassment, or "Hare-issing", instead of Harassing. The same applies when they attempt to overemphasize a place name (Meaning that they try too hard, to sound too proper when saying it), and they completely butcher it.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

heavy doors, people who say "uh-huh" instead of "you're welcome". We're living in a society--let's use our words, people....there's no need to grunt and click like cavemen...why bother saying anything at that point? Be a person and just say "you're welcome" or "no problem" or "don't mention it". "Uh-huh" is just rude and lazy and guttural. Fucking knuckle-draggers.

...and if someone takes out their blackberry or iphone or whatever while I'm talking to them, prepare to get punched in the forehead.
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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> heavy doors, people who say "uh-huh" instead of
> "you're welcome". We're living in a society--let's
> use our words, people....there's no need to grunt
> and click like cavemen...why bother saying
> anything at that point? Be a person and just say
> "you're welcome" or "no problem" or "don't mention
> it". "Uh-huh" is just rude and lazy and guttural.
> Fucking knuckle-draggers.

I agree.

RE: heavy doors.... on a windy day, you could get your arm chopped off.

It almost happened to me.

> ...and if someone takes out their blackberry or
> iphone or whatever while I'm talking to them,
> prepare to get punched in the forehead.

I just walk out of the room.


One of my pet peeves...

Friendly people.

My pet peeve is that Alias refuses to post provocative pics of herself.

Would you settle for my girlfriend?
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bugup myass Wrote:
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> 496 Wrote:
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> > D-bags who throw their cigarette butts on the
> > ground. Disgusting, foul losers.
>
>
>
>
>
> spoken like a true former smoker

I am the epitomy of health, troll. Never smoked in my life.

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> My pet peeve is that Alias refuses to post
> provocative pics of herself.


Stay classy Alias!

When my teenagers say "whatever"...which basically means "i don't give a shit".

When drivers tail me on the highway..AND there's plenty of fucking room and I'm going the speed limit!

when the media uses the term "went missing" for "disappeared".Makes it sound like they somehow had a hand in their own disappearance.I fucking hate that!

You got me started!

Mine used to be people that talked loud on their cell phones. My solution is to stand as close as possible to them, take out my cell phone, pretend to dial a number and in a voice just as loud as theirs describe in detail the procedure and results of my colon cancer screening.

The looks on their faces were priceless.

Conie Wrote:
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> when the media uses the term "went missing" for
> "disappeared".Makes it sound like they somehow had
> a hand in their own disappearance.I fucking hate
> that!

--When the media/police refer to a suspect as a person of interest.

--Referring to illegal aliens/immigrants as undocumented workers.


Telly Savalas Wrote:
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> Mine used to be people that talked loud on their
> cell phones. My solution is to stand as close as
> possible to them, take out my cell phone, pretend
> to dial a number and in a voice just as loud as
> theirs describe in detail the procedure and
> results of my colon cancer screening.
>
> The looks on their faces were priceless.

hahaha!

eesh Wrote:
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> Women that eat and drive at the same time. This is
> especially true for fat women that drive minivans.
> I saw a woman the other day eating a chicken leg
> while driving 10 miles below the speed limit.
>
>
> The guys that buy old Crown Victories and Caprices
> and put 22 inch wheels on the car.
>
>
> People that laugh at everything. I am surrounded
> by these people in the office. They laugh at
> EVERYTHING. It drives me insane.


I know. People that are happy all the time are so fucking annoying!

people brushing their teeth behind you.
heavy breathing.
losing my speakers.

hahaha

People who whistle. Particularly people who do it all the time because they think they're good whistlers

The Caps choking after being up 3-1 in the series!

Conie Wrote:
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> When drivers tail me on the highway..AND there's
> plenty of fucking room and I'm going the speed
> limit!

people that go [under] the speed limit. keep up with traffic or get off the road.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Threads that go entirely way too long without mentioning my SWEATY BALLS.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

Gum popping.

Loud people.

Clerks in stores who say, "Hello, how are YOU today?"... to my back. Do they think I have eyes back there? How am I supposed to know they're talking to me?
If you need to greet me... attempt to make eye contact, say "good morning" or "good afternoon" and then, shut up.

Bad waiters in restaurants. I don't need to know your name and please don't remove plates until everyone has finished.

People that break into my personal bubble and breathe down my neck while standing in line - BACK THE FUCK UP!!

when two posters hijack a perfectly legit thread with their own personal pissing match with graphics or comments that have nothing to do with the topic.

Up speech.

My name is Alias? I was once a despicable troll at FFXU? Now I'm not?

Those might be legitimate questions, but I think you know what I mean?

I'd like to take people who speak like that and shake them until all their teeth fall out?

There's no room in this thread for dental jealousy.

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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

Steal This Post Wrote:
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> when two posters hijack a perfectly legit thread
> with their own personal pissing match with
> graphics or comments that have nothing to do with
> the topic.


Fortunately, this never happens on FairfaxUnderground. You must be thinking of another message board.

Mine is Alias.

Oh, you said pet peeves, not pet pervs. My bad,

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> Bad waiters in restaurants. I don't need to know
> your name




just bring my food servant.

i have no desire to treat you like a human being.

Radiophile Wrote:
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> Mine is Alias.
>
> Oh, you said pet peeves, not pet pervs. My bad,


isn't it sad how radiophile hates alias so much? all she wants to do is be a productive member of this site but radiophile seems to have a problem with female members.

Maybe he prefers the smell of the inside of a moist jock strap?

waiting Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------

> > Bad waiters in restaurants.

> just bring my food servant.
> i have no desire to treat you like a human being.

How rude! You sound like a pompous arse.

fag its who don't know their pervs from their peeves.

Sheltered housewives that are scared of the world and compensate by being extremely conservative and religious.

Cable repair guys named Dwayne or Earl.

People that use numbers as letters in words anywhere else besides license plates (or Twitter, which I don't use so it can't bother me there)

"Ih8I66E" is perfectly acceptable for a license plate.

"I h8 ur gutz" might work for twitter, I suppose, given the limited characters.

"sh8t" just doesn't make sense at all. sh-ate-t? shate-t? sh-atet? what the fuck are you trying to accomplish here? The word is shit. You can say it here without getting a bar of soap in your mouth.

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> People that use numbers as letters in words
> anywhere else besides license plates (or Twitter,
> which I don't use so it can't bother me there)
>
> "Ih8I66E" is perfectly acceptable for a license
> plate.
>
> "I h8 ur gutz" might work for twitter, I suppose,
> given the limited characters.
>
> "sh8t" just doesn't make sense at all. sh-ate-t?
> shate-t? sh-atet? what the fuck are you trying to
> accomplish here? The word is shit. You can say it
> here without getting a bar of soap in your mouth.


STFU HAIRY TUTTLE!

===== Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> > People that use numbers as letters in words
> > anywhere else besides license plates (or
> Twitter,
> > which I don't use so it can't bother me there)
> >
> > "Ih8I66E" is perfectly acceptable for a license
> > plate.
> >
> > "I h8 ur gutz" might work for twitter, I
> suppose,
> > given the limited characters.
> >
> > "sh8t" just doesn't make sense at all.
> sh-ate-t?
> > shate-t? sh-atet? what the fuck are you trying
> to
> > accomplish here? The word is shit. You can say
> it
> > here without getting a bar of soap in your
> mouth.
>
>
> STFU HAIRY TUTTLE!


wut?

People that upload movies to Youtube where they had just put a camcorder in front of the TV instead of using Divx.

people who are intolerant of others... and the dutch.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

People that use "k" instead of "c" when referring to the other political party.

"The Demokratic Party is really corrupt"

"Fuck you, Republikans under Bush were worse."

America with a 'k' is a vince signature move.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

backed up traffic lights. when the light turns green everybody should go at the same time, move like a train, the caboose is moving just as fast as the engine. be a fucking unit. i hate, hate, HATE, being a couple cars back and missing the light because of dumb fucks taking their sweet as time doing god knows what when the light turns green. and fuck you pepsi.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> backed up traffic lights. when the light turns
> green everybody should go at the same time, move
> like a train, the caboose is moving just as fast
> as the engine. be a fucking unit. i hate, hate,
> HATE, being a couple cars back and missing the
> light because of dumb fucks taking their sweet as
> time doing god knows what when the light turns
> green

+10²⁵> and fuck you pepsi.

umm... sure i guess.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> backed up traffic lights. when the light turns
> green everybody should go at the same time, move
> like a train, the caboose is moving just as fast
> as the engine. be a fucking unit. i hate, hate,
> HATE, being a couple cars back and missing the
> light because of dumb fucks taking their sweet as
> time doing god knows what when the light turns
> green. and fuck you pepsi.


+100

Yeah!!...fuck you Pepsi.

Conie Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > backed up traffic lights. when the light turns
> > green everybody should go at the same time,
> move
> > like a train, the caboose is moving just as
> fast
> > as the engine. be a fucking unit. i hate, hate,
> > HATE, being a couple cars back and missing the
> > light because of dumb fucks taking their sweet
> as
> > time doing god knows what when the light turns
> > green. and fuck you pepsi.
>
>
> +100
>
> Yeah!!...fuck you Pepsi.
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> America with a 'k' is a vince signature move.

Vince(1) wrote The Metamorphosis?

...my opinion of him has changed. Vince(1) is a genius.
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(100 times better than the movie version)
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