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No one will have anything good to say about Miz when he's finally killed
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Eulogy
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Date: August 01, 2020 11:39PM
Won't really matter since not a single person will show up to his funeral anyway.
Re: No one will have anything good to say about Miz when he's finally killed
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That’s just not true.
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Date: August 01, 2020 11:54PM
If I found out Miz met an untimely departure, say maybe at the end of his own hands, me,,,I personally would attend the funeral.
I’d try to pull a wedding crashers and pick up his sister. If that didn’t work possibly his mom, you know it’s been posted here she allows anal. If that don’t work maybe the brother?? Who can tell these things and how they might roll.
I’d try to pull a wedding crashers and pick up his sister. If that didn’t work possibly his mom, you know it’s been posted here she allows anal. If that don’t work maybe the brother?? Who can tell these things and how they might roll.
Re: No one will have anything good to say about Miz when he's finally killed
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Eulogy
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Date: August 02, 2020 12:04AM
Sharon would be there. His sister might show up, but his brother would be a long shot. Let's just say there's no love lost there. It would be a very, very small gathering.
It would be really funny to show up and deliver a few of Miz's choice quotes on religion, just to see the expression on the priest's face when he hears it.
Saving the best for last:
It would be really funny to show up and deliver a few of Miz's choice quotes on religion, just to see the expression on the priest's face when he hears it.
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William Robert Moreno
if i had the chance, i'd ass-fuck the pope, then cum all over his face. wrinkly old fuck. i'd turn his asshole inside out. i'd ram that big pope hat up his hairy old man asshole. slut bitch.
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William Robert Moreno
the pope can go shit in his hat
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William Robert Moreno
I want to fuck the pope in his asshole with a condom on and then cum all over his face
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William Robert Moreno
fuck that shriveled dick old asshole.
seriously.
I'm not joking. Fuck that guy. Fuck the 'pope'. Piece of shit.
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William Robert Moreno
I would take a shit in the Pope's hat if I got the chance.
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William Robert Moreno
I would fuck Jesus in his tight little asshole. I'd fuck Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, up his faggoty ass, then cum down his throat. I'd punch him in the ribs and then jerk his big fat son of god cock off until he came in my asshole. Then I'd punch him in the head and fuck his face until he turned my cum into wine, then I'd make him drink all the wine, then make him turn the wine back into cum, and he'd have so much cum in his faggot stomach that he'd throw it all up and I'd make him eat all the puke and cum until he puked it all up again, then I'd make him eat it again until he shit his robe, then make him eat his own shit, and all the cum and puke until he passed out, then I'd piss in his faggot savior face and throw down a piece of silver and say "now make me some bread, faggot" and then I'd kick him in the back of the head and throw him in a dumpster. Jesus is an asshole. Fuck him and fuck God too. I'd fuck God in the ass and then punch him in the dick. Fuck both of those cum-guzzling faggots.
Re: No one will have anything good to say about Miz when he's finally killed
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peepy out yet?
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Date: August 02, 2020 04:07AM
the miz obsessed fuck is back again
didn't peepy learn his lesson yet?
plus if everyone runs away scared, like peepy, no one I gong to do anything
didn't peepy learn his lesson yet?
plus if everyone runs away scared, like peepy, no one I gong to do anything
Re: No one will have anything good to say about Miz when he's finally killed
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English
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Date: August 02, 2020 12:12PM
peepy out yet? Wrote:
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> the miz obsessed fuck is back again
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> didn't peepy learn his lesson yet?
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> plus if everyone runs away scared, like peepy, no
> one I gong to do anything
Do you fucking speak it?
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> the miz obsessed fuck is back again
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> didn't peepy learn his lesson yet?
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> plus if everyone runs away scared, like peepy, no
> one I gong to do anything
Do you fucking speak it?
Re: No one will have anything good to say about Miz when he's finally killed
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supper party
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Date: August 02, 2020 12:20PM
There would no doubt be several fxxuers there to dance on his grave when it's all said and done. I personally believe that would be in poor taste and the departed deserve a modicum of respect, but that would be asking too much of the trolls here
Re: No one will have anything good to say about Miz when he's finally killed
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I crashed tootguy's memorial
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Date: August 02, 2020 01:26PM
nobody noticed me. hpil and karen were there handing out business cards. Joaanna looked cute. Miz was sulking.
Re: No one will have anything good to say about Miz when he's finally killed
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Miz is a plague upon the planet
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Date: August 02, 2020 02:03PM
Sharon is literally the only one who would be grieving.
Miz's siblings and distant relatives would be celebrating.
Katie and her family would be celebrating.
Eesh would be celebrating.
Megan would be celebrating.
The many people and innocent victims the Morenos defamed and harassed would be celebrating.
Even the Leisers would be celebrating.
Miz's siblings and distant relatives would be celebrating.
Katie and her family would be celebrating.
Eesh would be celebrating.
Megan would be celebrating.
The many people and innocent victims the Morenos defamed and harassed would be celebrating.
Even the Leisers would be celebrating.
Re: No one will have anything good to say about Miz when he's finally killed
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He was a man!!
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Date: August 02, 2020 03:09PM
How about that tough guy!
Re: No one will have anything good to say about Miz when he's finally killed
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He was a cuck
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Date: September 11, 2020 09:23AM
for sure...BTW, What was that nasty cunt sitting on?
Re: No one will have anything good to say about Miz when he's finally killed
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nobody cares...no one, really
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Date: September 11, 2020 11:07AM
bumpa car