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You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Trying to Park ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:34PM

How many times have you tried to park at the grocery store and seen this?

There is a certain breed of totally lame lazy ass fuck around here that can't walk 20 feet and put their shopping cart in a designated drop off zone.

When they do that - well, they are just basically saying Fuck You to everyone else.

Chaps my balls and makes my eyeballs itch every time.

I used to do the right thing and put them away so people could park. Now I'm just like fuck it. I ain't cleaning up after some lazy piece of shit.

Do us all a favor - if you see some lame turd not put their cart away - call them on it and shame them.
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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:37PM

You're a faggot.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Jen Money ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:46PM

That's in Burke!

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:47PM

Not only is he a faggot, he holds the camera up like a faggot when taking pictures, as evidenced by his shadow.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:47PM

Oh and he's also fat, his shadow shows belly bulge.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Cartman ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:49PM

I still a grab wayward shopping cart on my way onto the store. It s not much, but it is my little part of making it all better.

I also offer my just emptied cart to a shopper IF someone is walking by at just the right moment into the store, and about 1/3 of them they stick their nose up in the air, and I smile and put the cart in the proper place, no big deal, BUT happily about 2/3 of the time good folks "get it" and happily take my cart into the store to use it.

And if I see someone just about done unloading their cart, I will slow my walk and at the right moment (too early is weird) I will say "ALL DONE? and smile and grab their cart and away I go, no big deal, and so far they have ALWAYS been happy to have me take their cart away.


I do all of this making it is no bigdeal, no big hassle, all very simple, just doing the little things to make this is all a better place.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:50PM

i do not and will not tolerate ridiculously large photos of parking lots. this has to stop now. not only do i have to click on the picture to see the full image without scrolling, it bogs down the upload speed. fuck you, you inconsiderate asshole.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:51PM

People who leave their carts in parking lots are only trying to help create jobs. Think outside the box.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: jvjH6 ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:52PM

You know what chaps my ass? People who can't resize.

For the record, "That's where I got the cart so I put it back."

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:53PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i do not and will not tolerate ridiculously large
> photos of parking lots. this has to stop now. not
> only do i have to click on the picture to see the
> full image without scrolling, it bogs down the
> upload speed. fuck you, you inconsiderate asshole.


You're not missing much, its a picture of a cart made by a fat fuck whose shadow looks like he's handling a disposable camera from the 90's.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:53PM

+1

Common human etiquette, not that hard.




Cartman Wrote:
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> I still a grab wayward shopping cart on my way
> onto the store. It s not much, but it is my little
> part of making it all better.
>
> I also offer my just emptied cart to a shopper IF
> someone is walking by at just the right moment
> into the store, and about 1/3 of them they stick
> their nose up in the air, and I smile and put the
> cart in the proper place, no big deal, BUT happily
> about 2/3 of the time good folks "get it" and
> happily take my cart into the store to use it.
>
> And if I see someone just about done unloading
> their cart, I will slow my walk and at the right
> moment (too early is weird) I will say "ALL DONE?
> and smile and grab their cart and away I go, no
> big deal, and so far they have ALWAYS been happy
> to have me take their cart away.
>
>
> I do all of this making it is no bigdeal, no big
> hassle, all very simple, just doing the little
> things to make this is all a better place.


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Posted by: libs suck it ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:55PM

Only a lib fuck would do that. Typical of lazy, anti humanity libs.

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Posted by: Public places ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:57PM

You think that's bad? When I use a public toilet, I piss on the seat.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:57PM

^^^^^ rightards politicizing a cart in a parking lot.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Fat faggot iPhone minivan bitch ()
Date: March 31, 2014 08:59PM

And he's driving a fucking minivan.

A fat faggot with an iPhone 5S living in Burke who's driving his fucking minivan to Safeway and whining about a fucking cart in the lot.

Seriously, kill yourself now.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:01PM

Thats what that narrow piece of shit is, a Crapple 5s, figures.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Debbie Downer Democrat XD ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:06PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> People who leave their carts in parking lots are
> only trying to help create jobs. Think outside the
> box.


Gerry, how much do they pay you each day when you work to round up the carts from the parking lots? It must have sucked a few weeks ago when we had 8" of snow and you had to wade through it to get all the carts collected.

It really takes a special person to collect carts ... and that's where you have the right skills for that job.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:06PM

It's hilariously pathetic that people post their delusional faggish complaints here and expect people to agree with them --- like the guy in the other forum "mackattackga" or even better, Jason Berry the woman beater.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:08PM

OP is so ungrateful. The cart was left there for him!!

Can't he for once be kind and say "Thank You"?

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:08PM

I was thinking this was the dashcam guy trying to get back in good graces.


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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Icaughtone ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:08PM

I caught a Chinese man trying to keep his cart there. I told him he was a lazy dumb fuck waste of sperm

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: UnFDj ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:11PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> It's hilariously pathetic that people post their
> delusional faggish complaints here and expect
> people to agree with them --- like the guy in the
> other forum "mackattackga" or even better, Jason
> Berry the woman beater.

Do you mean even more pathetic than the usual faggish (aka regular) posts around here?

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Tracy Baxter ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:13PM

+2 It really isnt that hard :)

WingNut Wrote:
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> +1
>
> Common human etiquette, not that hard.
>
>
>
>
> Cartman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I still a grab wayward shopping cart on my way
> > onto the store. It s not much, but it is my
> little
> > part of making it all better.
> >
> > I also offer my just emptied cart to a shopper
> IF
> > someone is walking by at just the right moment
> > into the store, and about 1/3 of them they
> stick
> > their nose up in the air, and I smile and put
> the
> > cart in the proper place, no big deal, BUT
> happily
> > about 2/3 of the time good folks "get it" and
> > happily take my cart into the store to use it.
> >
> > And if I see someone just about done unloading
> > their cart, I will slow my walk and at the
> right
> > moment (too early is weird) I will say "ALL
> DONE?
> > and smile and grab their cart and away I go, no
> > big deal, and so far they have ALWAYS been
> happy
> > to have me take their cart away.
> >
> >
> > I do all of this making it is no bigdeal, no
> big
> > hassle, all very simple, just doing the little
> > things to make this is all a better place.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:16PM

Debbie Downer Democrat XD Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > People who leave their carts in parking lots
> are
> > only trying to help create jobs. Think outside
> the
> > box.
>
>
> Gerry, how much do they pay you each day when you
> work to round up the carts from the parking lots?
> It must have sucked a few weeks ago when we had 8"
> of snow and you had to wade through it to get all
> the carts collected.
>
> It really takes a special person to collect carts
> ... and that's where you have the right skills for
> that job.


You sound like Gerrymanderer's jaded ex-gf. No lie. MAN UP!

There's nothing wrong with collecting carts for a living, you arrogant snobbish prick. Isn't it better than not working?

In a great majority of the US, even a job like that is hard to come by.

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Posted by: Johnny Cakes ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:17PM

100% chance there's a Ready for Hillary bumper sticker on that hurting minivan and an EBT card in his pocket.

That's so not money.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:20PM

hate those lazy libtards!
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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: fsadasdfa ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:33PM

Used to be a cart attendant at the Target in Chantilly. Every now and then I would have to go fetch a cart that somehow made it all the way over to Costco. Sometimes I would find random carts over by Party City and Gamestop too. What the fuck is wrong with people!??

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Branch Manager ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:34PM

""In a great majority of the US, even a job like that is hard to come by.""

=================================================

Wanted Shopping cart wrangler.

Pay starting at 6.25 an hour with opportunity to earn up to $7.50 per hour working 30-35 hours per week, part time.

You will be expected to be early or you are late and will be expected to stay late you you left early. You will be expected to move fast and get those shopping cart back in the store ASAP! You are responsible for any damage done to any cars in the by any shopping carts.

You will be expected to supply your own all-weather clothing and will be expected to be at work in all weather condtions. You will be expected to shovel the parking when it snows amd squeegy it when it rains. When it rains you will be expeted to hold an umbrella, supplied by you, for all customers requesting such. You will be expected to bag groceries when the carts are all returned. You will not be alowed to accept any tips. If you are given a tip, it must be given to the store manager.

If you expect to get this job please submit your resume and include any college degress you hold. In addition to submitting your resume you will need to fill out our 15 page employment application document, take our 2 hour personality test and submit 3 samples (hair, blood and urine) for a drug test. You agree to pay the processing for of $200.00 for all of this before anything proceeds. You must pass all test or you will not get the job and will recieve no refunds on the processing fee

You will work as an independent part time contractor and as such will not recieve any medical insurance benefits or vacation time earned.

Please stop by the store any time to pay your proceesing fee and get on your way to working for us, we look forward to a long and happy enslavement of relationship with you.

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Posted by: Random Rock thrower ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:42PM

I push carts into cars, I have also thrown rocks into a full parking lot..It's funny as shit!!

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:43PM

Branch Manager Wrote:
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> ""In a great majority of the US, even a job
> like that is hard to come by.""

>
> =================================================
>
> Wanted Shopping cart wrangler.
>
> Pay starting at 6.25 an hour with opportunity to
> earn up to $7.50 per hour working 30-35 hours per
> week, part time.
>
> You will be expected to be early or you are late
> and will be expected to stay late you you left
> early. You will be expected to move fast and get
> those shopping cart back in the store ASAP! You
> are responsible for any damage done to any cars in
> the by any shopping carts.
>
> You will be expected to supply your own
> all-weather clothing and will be expected to be at
> work in all weather condtions. You will be
> expected to shovel the parking when it snows amd
> squeegy it when it rains. When it rains you will
> be expeted to hold an umbrella, supplied by you,
> for all customers requesting such. You will be
> expected to bag groceries when the carts are all
> returned. You will not be alowed to accept any
> tips. If you are given a tip, it must be given to
> the store manager.
>
> If you expect to get this job please submit your
> resume and include any college degress you hold.
> In addition to submitting your resume you will
> need to fill out our 15 page employment
> application document, take our 2 hour personality
> test and submit 3 samples (hair, blood and urine)
> for a drug test. You agree to pay the processing
> for of $200.00 for all of this before anything
> proceeds. You must pass all test or you will not
> get the job and will recieve no refunds on the
> processing fee
>
> You will work as an independent part time
> contractor and as such will not recieve any
> medical insurance benefits or vacation time
> earned.
>
> Please stop by the store any time to pay your
> proceesing fee and get on your way to working for
> us, we look forward to a long and happy
> enslavement of relationship with you.

Got one line in, tl;dr.

I would rather have someone making $7 doing a job no one else wants to and pay taxes than not work and worse, collect benefits. Wouldn't you?

I always sincerely thank cart guys if I get the chance.
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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: March 31, 2014 09:47PM

The cart guys are usually tards, drunks, rejects of some kind..

Who cares? I don't like having to search for a cart and I like to see people working.

I throw 'em a dollah every so often.


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Posted by: Fucking rookies ()
Date: March 31, 2014 10:08PM

hBF9AC819

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Posted by: You Tool ()
Date: March 31, 2014 10:25PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> The cart guys are usually tards, drunks, rejects
> of some kind..
>
> Who cares? I don't like having to search for a
> cart and I like to see people working.
>
> I throw 'em a dollah every so often.

No they're not. Most are just trying to get by, like everyone else. And I'm surprised you can afford to 'throw 'em a dollah every so often' given the huge hit you took (and whined about incessantly) on your insurance premiums (sixty bucks).

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: March 31, 2014 10:28PM

You Tool Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The cart guys are usually tards, drunks,
> rejects
> > of some kind..
> >
> > Who cares? I don't like having to search for a
> > cart and I like to see people working.
> >
> > I throw 'em a dollah every so often.
>
> No they're not. Most are just trying to get by,
> like everyone else. And I'm surprised you can
> afford to 'throw 'em a dollah every so often'
> given the huge hit you took (and whined about
> incessantly) on your insurance premiums (sixty
> bucks).

Hey fag, I'm a good tipper and a generous guy. Leave your politics on the other threads.


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Posted by: Spank Bank ()
Date: March 31, 2014 10:36PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> The cart guys are usually tards, drunks, rejects
> of some kind..
>
> Who cares? I don't like having to search for a
> cart and I like to see people working.
>
> I throw 'em a dollah every so often.

Pushing carts was my first job when I was 15. Hot milfs would tip me for helping them bring groceries to their car. Their thong would show when they bent over the trunk to put stuff away. Always wondered if they did that on purpose...

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: March 31, 2014 10:38PM

Spank Bank Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The cart guys are usually tards, drunks,
> rejects
> > of some kind..
> >
> > Who cares? I don't like having to search for a
> > cart and I like to see people working.
> >
> > I throw 'em a dollah every so often.
>
> Pushing carts was my first job when I was 15. Hot
> milfs would tip me for helping them bring
> groceries to their car. Their thong would show
> when they bent over the trunk to put stuff away.
> Always wondered if they did that on purpose...


Women do EVERYTHING on purpose, sounds like a fun summer gig for a kid.


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Posted by: You Tool ()
Date: March 31, 2014 10:43PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> You Tool Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WingNut Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The cart guys are usually tards, drunks,
> > rejects
> > > of some kind..
> > >
> > > Who cares? I don't like having to search for
> a
> > > cart and I like to see people working.
> > >
> > > I throw 'em a dollah every so often.
> >
> > No they're not. Most are just trying to get by,
> > like everyone else. And I'm surprised you can
> > afford to 'throw 'em a dollah every so often'
> > given the huge hit you took (and whined about
> > incessantly) on your insurance premiums (sixty
> > bucks).
>
> Hey fag, I'm a good tipper and a generous guy.
> Leave your politics on the other threads.

Hey, asshole, I'm not a 'fag' - I'm not even a guy. And it's not politics to point out that your post reeks of condescension for hard working people.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: March 31, 2014 10:49PM

You Tool Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You Tool Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > WingNut Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > The cart guys are usually tards, drunks,
> > > rejects
> > > > of some kind..
> > > >
> > > > Who cares? I don't like having to search
> for
> > a
> > > > cart and I like to see people working.
> > > >
> > > > I throw 'em a dollah every so often.
> > >
> > > No they're not. Most are just trying to get
> by,
> > > like everyone else. And I'm surprised you can
> > > afford to 'throw 'em a dollah every so often'
> > > given the huge hit you took (and whined about
> > > incessantly) on your insurance premiums
> (sixty
> > > bucks).
> >
> > Hey fag, I'm a good tipper and a generous guy.
> > Leave your politics on the other threads.
>
> Hey, asshole, I'm not a 'fag' - I'm not even a
> guy. And it's not politics to point out that your
> post reeks of condescension for hard working
> people.

Sorry Miss Twat, but I've done more shovel and pick work growing up than you could dream about. Don't fucking lecture me, I respect any hard work and I hook people up.

Your BF probably the fag.


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Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: March 31, 2014 10:54PM

You Tool Wrote:
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> I'm not even a guy.

Not taking sides... I just wanna know- How the FUCK did you get out of the kitchen?!

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: I spy ()
Date: March 31, 2014 11:28PM

OP is a cart boy at a local big box store. He is all bent out of shape he constantly has to walk around the lot and get carts. It has nothing to do with the carts being in a parking space but rather that they are not in the designated cart drop off location. He is pissed he has to walk the lot a few times a day collecting the carts. His belly gave him away and he is a lazy complaining dumb as a rock sorry excuse for a human.

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Posted by: I didn't return the cart ()
Date: April 01, 2014 12:20AM

I was in a hurry due to diarrhea. Sorry,fat guy who took the photo.
I hope you never get the shits.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Dear op, ()
Date: April 01, 2014 01:24AM

Trying to Park Wrote:
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> How many times have you tried to park at the
> grocery store and seen this?
>
> There is a certain breed of totally lame lazy ass
> fuck around here that can't walk 20 feet and put
> their shopping cart in a designated drop off
> zone.
>
> When they do that - well, they are just basically
> saying Fuck You to everyone else.
>
> Chaps my balls and makes my eyeballs itch every
> time.
>
> I used to do the right thing and put them away so
> people could park. Now I'm just like fuck it. I
> ain't cleaning up after some lazy piece of shit.
>
> Do us all a favor - if you see some lame turd not
> put their cart away - call them on it and shame
> them.


Dear Op,

Do you realize by taking this picture you are blocking three (3) parking spots. You could at least move the shopping cart so cars could park there. Please be considerate of those around you.

Thank you,
Humanity

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 01, 2014 01:41AM

If you don't put the cart back in the cart depository, you are destroying what's left of humanity.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 01, 2014 04:20AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Not only is he a faggot, he holds the camera up
> like a faggot when taking pictures, as evidenced
> by his shadow.


I think he looks like a pregnant rooster, but I agree... people who leave their shopping carts in parking spaces ARE assholes.

(unless there are extenuating circumstances)

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Ffgg ()
Date: April 01, 2014 04:30AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Not only is he a faggot, he holds the camera up
> like a faggot when taking pictures, as evidenced
> by his shadow.

Agreed. The shadow says cum slurping faggot all the way.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: slb ()
Date: April 01, 2014 07:04AM

Ffgg Wrote:
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>
> Agreed. The shadow says cum slurping faggot all
> the way.

Slob

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: The Shadow Man ()
Date: April 01, 2014 10:29AM

That shopping cart pic certainly turned into quite the mystery thread.

The Shadow Man has put a lot of people's curiosity into hyperdrive.

You hate The Shadow Man because he stands for social order and respect for community.
Your first response is to say The Shadow Man is gay.
You say The Shadow Man drives a mini-van.
You say The Shadow Man is a pregnant fat cum slurping rooster.
Some believe The Shadow Man is a ConservaTard.
Some believe The Shadow Man is a LibTard.

The Shadow Man is watching, camera at the ready to help bring social order and respect for community to FFXU.

The Shadow Man can be clearly seen in this pic.
Attachments:
FFXU-Motorcycle-Guy.jpg

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: nDKJp ()
Date: April 01, 2014 10:33AM

The shawdow man replys are kind of like Roshach tests, they say more about the person making the stupid comment than anything about the picture itself.


For the ignorant- http://theinkblot.com/
The "Rorschach" test is a method of psychological evaluation. Psychologists use this test in an attempt to examine the personality characteristics and emotional functioning of their patients. This test is often employed in diagnosing underlying thought disorders and differentiating psychotic from non-psychotic thinking in cases where the patient is reluctant to openly admit to psychotic thinking.

During the test you will be shown a series of ink blot images. Look at each ink blot for a moment, then select the appropriate response(s). At the end of the test your responses will be analyzed and scored, and a summary of the test evaluation will be presented to you.


Take your own test there.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Mark Knopfler ()
Date: April 01, 2014 10:41AM

That little Honda guy wear earring and a makeup. That little Honda dude. He's no millionaire. But he's got installed microwave oven.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: u6tvj ()
Date: April 01, 2014 08:36PM

obviously a lot jammed full of asian cars is ...

AN ASIAN CAR DEALERSHIP ? that's my guess.

parking is usually tight at dealerships and there are no rules incl. that firetrucks can't get in

no doubt if an employee so much as scrates one they will claim it's the employees fault

often overflow from dealerships go into gov lots. or are they runnign the gov ?

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Spotlight ()
Date: April 01, 2014 08:53PM

The Shadow Man Wrote:
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>
> The Shadow Man can be clearly seen in this pic.



The Shadow Man definitely would be riding bitch so that's an easy one.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 02, 2014 01:01AM

Did Radiophile take this picture? That silhouette looks similar.....


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Attachments:
photo.JPG

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Mitch Cumstein ()
Date: April 02, 2014 06:06AM

I saw this photo being taken yesterday. This person was enormous and smelled like cheese from a great distance.

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: PMdVy ()
Date: April 02, 2014 01:13PM

AN ASIAN CAR DEALERSHI

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Re: You're An Asshole If You Do This or Tolerate People Who Do (pic)
Posted by: Picture to small ()
Date: April 02, 2014 06:00PM

Make picture bigger, can't see on my 27 inch monitor.

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