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Stop worrying --- 90% of cucumbers are between 5 and 7 inches long
Posted by: Food Shopper ()
Date: December 23, 2013 12:14PM

Quit worrying about the length and make sure the cukes you choose are nice and firm.


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Re: Stop worrying --- 90% of cucumbers are between 5 and 7 inches long
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 23, 2013 12:25PM

Well thats reassuring.

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Re: Stop worrying --- 90% of cucumbers are between 5 and 7 inches long
Posted by: Joe Schmo ()
Date: December 23, 2013 12:36PM

and they are an acceptable food stamp purchase

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Re: Stop worrying --- 90% of cucumbers are between 5 and 7 inches long
Posted by: Me and Mrs. Wormer ()
Date: December 23, 2013 12:52PM


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Re: Stop worrying --- 90% of cucumbers are between 5 and 7 inches long
Posted by: hershey highway man ()
Date: December 23, 2013 12:56PM

Food Shopper Wrote:
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> Quit worrying about the length and make sure the
> cukes you choose are nice and firm.
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Ok, while the 90% of cucumbers are between 5 and 7 inches what is the percentage of them being WAY THICKER THAN THE AVERAGE PENIS!!!! GIRTH NOT LENGTH IS WHAT MATTERS!!!!

Would you rather be 7 to 8 inches long with average to small girth OR

3 TO 4 INCHES BUT WITH 4 TO 5 INCHES OF GIRTH?

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Re: Stop worrying --- 90% of cucumbers are between 5 and 7 inches long
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 23, 2013 01:29PM

Wait a second, I thought we were talking about cucumbers.

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Re: Stop worrying --- 90% of cucumbers are between 5 and 7 inches long
Posted by: eLester ()
Date: December 23, 2013 01:42PM

Those divine rays of light makes it appear there's a religious connotation behind that uncircumsized cucumber.

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