Home•Fairfax General Forum•Arrest/Ticket Search•Wiki new•Pictures/Videos•Chat•Articles•Links•About
Off-Topic :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Goto Topic: Previous•Next
Go to: Forum List•Back to Forum•Post New Topic•Search•Log In•Print View
Sexist, Racist, Vulgar and Offensive - The Tom Jackman Challenge
Posted by: Tom SeRVO ()
Date: January 03, 2013 08:28PM

Tom Jackman in his December 21 article about FU claimed that "the content [of posts on Fairfax Underground] can be sexist, racist, vulgar or offensive, sometimes all in one post."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-state-of-nova/post/fairfax-underground-website-ordered-to-remove-fairfax-high-school-grades/2012/12/21/0326c090-4bb0-11e2-a6a6-aabac85e8036_blog.html

This set me to thinking: how long does a post have to be to meet all four of Jackman's criteria? I'm pretty sure I could do it in three words, and probably in two.

At any rate, I'm labeling this the Tom Jackman Challenge; how short do you think a post would have to be to meet all four of Jackman's points?

Some additional parameters would be no words you made up yourself, and no artificially combining words to shorten your post.

Lastly, this is an intellectual exercise, not a contest. No prizes will be awarded.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Sexist, Racist, Vulgar and Offensive - The Tom Jackman Challenge
Posted by: Two ()
Date: January 03, 2013 09:10PM

Nigger cunt

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Sexist, Racist, Vulgar and Offensive - The Tom Jackman Challenge
Posted by: 404ed ()
Date: January 03, 2013 09:27PM

I like this idea, although I will defer to the regulars.

How about the "Tom Jackman Prize in Literature".

The winner is allowed by Cary or his designee to append:

"Tom Jackman Prize in Literature winner for" the given year to his or her signature.

Unregistered users obviously can fag off since they can't have signatures.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Sexist, Racist, Vulgar and Offensive - The Tom Jackman Challenge
Posted by: Aristocracy ()
Date: January 03, 2013 09:57PM

Who gives a jesus-shit if just punched my spoiled liberal-jew girlfriend in the stomach for acting like one of those wetbacks in front of 7-11? She used to fuck niggers in high school and has towel-headed friends that look like mongoloid retards. Her pussy smells like a concentration camp!

I just farted btw, can't stop lol'ing.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Sexist, Racist, Vulgar and Offensive - The Tom Jackman Challenge
Posted by: Bam! Spic Tranny Midget Porn ()
Date: January 04, 2013 01:04AM

707331694044f.jpg

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Sexist, Racist, Vulgar and Offensive - The Tom Jackman Challenge
Posted by: The ghost of John Cofe ()
Date: January 04, 2013 01:04AM

Bam! Spic Tranny Midget Porn Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> src="http://www.springtowndvd.com/Images/Thumbs/70
> 7331694044f.jpg">


hi eesh

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: Sexist, Racist, Vulgar and Offensive - The Tom Jackman Challenge
Posted by: Schweiz ()
Date: January 04, 2013 07:27AM

Who is Tom Jackman?

Options: Reply•Quote


Go to: Forum List•Back to Forum•Search•Log In
Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
       **  **        **    **  ********   ********  
       **  **        ***   **  **     **  **     ** 
       **  **        ****  **  **     **  **     ** 
       **  **        ** ** **  ********   ********  
 **    **  **        **  ****  **     **  **     ** 
 **    **  **        **   ***  **     **  **     ** 
  ******   ********  **    **  ********   ********
This forum powered by Phorum.