Tom Jackman in his December 21 article about FU claimed that "the content [of posts on Fairfax Underground] can be sexist, racist, vulgar or offensive, sometimes all in one post."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-state-of-nova/post/fairfax-underground-website-ordered-to-remove-fairfax-high-school-grades/2012/12/21/0326c090-4bb0-11e2-a6a6-aabac85e8036_blog.html
This set me to thinking: how long does a post have to be to meet all four of Jackman's criteria? I'm pretty sure I could do it in three words, and probably in two.
At any rate, I'm labeling this the Tom Jackman Challenge; how short do you think a post would have to be to meet all four of Jackman's points?
Some additional parameters would be no words you made up yourself, and no artificially combining words to shorten your post.
Lastly, this is an intellectual exercise, not a contest. No prizes will be awarded.