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HAPPY DIWALI
Posted by:
Wali
()
Date: October 28, 2008 09:34PM
Happy Diwali, America!
Christopher Columbus would be so happy to see that the Nation of India has moved to South Herndon. The place he really had on his agenda has finally showed up as the compass directed him 400 years ago (although a tad bit too late for the gent).
To honor Columbus' good intentions, the rest of America can now buy their Diwali lights at Target and toss them across their front doors and shabby bushes--just as Hindus do (wow that is a tongue twister) in homes all along Fox Mill and Frying Pan Roads. Columbus would be so proud that Diwali is celebrated so close to his very own American holiday. Shine your lights brightly so the next explorer can find the real India. Maybe we will soon get yet another national holiday!
Christopher Columbus would be so happy to see that the Nation of India has moved to South Herndon. The place he really had on his agenda has finally showed up as the compass directed him 400 years ago (although a tad bit too late for the gent).
To honor Columbus' good intentions, the rest of America can now buy their Diwali lights at Target and toss them across their front doors and shabby bushes--just as Hindus do (wow that is a tongue twister) in homes all along Fox Mill and Frying Pan Roads. Columbus would be so proud that Diwali is celebrated so close to his very own American holiday. Shine your lights brightly so the next explorer can find the real India. Maybe we will soon get yet another national holiday!
Re: HAPPY DIWALI
Posted by:
SENSIBLE
()
Date: October 29, 2008 10:32AM
Wali Wrote:
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> Happy Diwali, America!
>
> Christopher Columbus would be so happy to see that
> the Nation of India has moved to South Herndon.
> The place he really had on his agenda has finally
> showed up as the compass directed him 400 years
> ago (although a tad bit too late for the gent).
>
> To honor Columbus' good intentions, the rest of
> America can now buy their Diwali lights at Target
> and toss them across their front doors and shabby
> bushes--just as Hindus do (wow that is a tongue
> twister) in homes all along Fox Mill and Frying
> Pan Roads. Columbus would be so proud that Diwali
> is celebrated so close to his very own American
> holiday. Shine your lights brightly so the next
> explorer can find the real India. Maybe we will
> soon get yet another national holiday!
Lame attempt at sarcasm ...
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> Happy Diwali, America!
>
> Christopher Columbus would be so happy to see that
> the Nation of India has moved to South Herndon.
> The place he really had on his agenda has finally
> showed up as the compass directed him 400 years
> ago (although a tad bit too late for the gent).
>
> To honor Columbus' good intentions, the rest of
> America can now buy their Diwali lights at Target
> and toss them across their front doors and shabby
> bushes--just as Hindus do (wow that is a tongue
> twister) in homes all along Fox Mill and Frying
> Pan Roads. Columbus would be so proud that Diwali
> is celebrated so close to his very own American
> holiday. Shine your lights brightly so the next
> explorer can find the real India. Maybe we will
> soon get yet another national holiday!
Lame attempt at sarcasm ...
Re: HAPPY DIWALI
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
()
Date: October 29, 2008 11:22AM
Hate. It's what's for dinner.
Re: HAPPY DIWALI
Posted by:
Dwight
()
Date: October 29, 2008 11:34AM
I loved the Diwali episode on The OFFICE a couple of years ago. That was funny. Ha Ha! the big shoe pile in the school hallway.
Re: HAPPY DIWALI
Posted by:
BetterThanYou
()
Date: October 29, 2008 12:25PM
Wali Wrote:
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> Happy Diwali, America!
>
> Christopher Columbus would be so happy to see that
> the Nation of India has moved to South Herndon.
> The place he really had on his agenda has finally
> showed up as the compass directed him 400 years
> ago (although a tad bit too late for the gent).
>
> To honor Columbus' good intentions, the rest of
> America can now buy their Diwali lights at Target
> and toss them across their front doors and shabby
> bushes--just as Hindus do (wow that is a tongue
> twister) in homes all along Fox Mill and Frying
> Pan Roads. Columbus would be so proud that Diwali
> is celebrated so close to his very own American
> holiday. Shine your lights brightly so the next
> explorer can find the real India. Maybe we will
> soon get yet another national holiday!
You are seriously an idiot.
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> Happy Diwali, America!
>
> Christopher Columbus would be so happy to see that
> the Nation of India has moved to South Herndon.
> The place he really had on his agenda has finally
> showed up as the compass directed him 400 years
> ago (although a tad bit too late for the gent).
>
> To honor Columbus' good intentions, the rest of
> America can now buy their Diwali lights at Target
> and toss them across their front doors and shabby
> bushes--just as Hindus do (wow that is a tongue
> twister) in homes all along Fox Mill and Frying
> Pan Roads. Columbus would be so proud that Diwali
> is celebrated so close to his very own American
> holiday. Shine your lights brightly so the next
> explorer can find the real India. Maybe we will
> soon get yet another national holiday!
You are seriously an idiot.
Re: HAPPY DIWALI
Posted by:
Vince(1)
()
Date: October 29, 2008 01:24PM
some white people get so scared when they feel like a minority...the problem is they also get violent! scarrreeeyyy!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/29/2008 09:30PM by Vince(1).
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/29/2008 09:30PM by Vince(1).
Re: HAPPY DIWALI
Posted by:
Mrs. K
()
Date: October 29, 2008 01:31PM
Please don't lump all us white people in with douchebags like Wali. Please.
Re: HAPPY DIWALI
Posted by:
Choco
()
Date: October 29, 2008 05:56PM
Mrs. K, do you make good cookies, like most white mama's do?
Re: HAPPY DIWALI
Posted by:
Radiophile
()
Date: October 29, 2008 09:33PM
Ha Ha - Where did Columbus actually land in America? Cuba and Puerto Rico. Never made "here" so doubt he would care.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/29/2008 09:33PM by Radiophile.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/29/2008 09:33PM by Radiophile.
Re: HAPPY DIWALI
Posted by:
Mrs. K
()
Date: October 29, 2008 10:05PM
Choco Wrote:
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> Mrs. K, do you make good cookies, like most white
> mama's do?
Sorry, you can't lump me in with good bakers, either. I let the good ladies at Giant or Safeway do my baking for me.
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> Mrs. K, do you make good cookies, like most white
> mama's do?
Sorry, you can't lump me in with good bakers, either. I let the good ladies at Giant or Safeway do my baking for me.