Re: HAPPY DIWALI
Posted by:
BetterThanYou
()
Date: October 29, 2008 12:25PM
Wali Wrote:
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> Happy Diwali, America!
>
> Christopher Columbus would be so happy to see that
> the Nation of India has moved to South Herndon.
> The place he really had on his agenda has finally
> showed up as the compass directed him 400 years
> ago (although a tad bit too late for the gent).
>
> To honor Columbus' good intentions, the rest of
> America can now buy their Diwali lights at Target
> and toss them across their front doors and shabby
> bushes--just as Hindus do (wow that is a tongue
> twister) in homes all along Fox Mill and Frying
> Pan Roads. Columbus would be so proud that Diwali
> is celebrated so close to his very own American
> holiday. Shine your lights brightly so the next
> explorer can find the real India. Maybe we will
> soon get yet another national holiday!
You are seriously an idiot.