Any random tips or tricks to help make life work better or easier.

Go!

Miller the Sniper Wrote:
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> Any random tips or tricks to help make life work
> better or easier.

Don't take any wooden nickels.

Miller the Sniper Wrote:
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> Any random tips or tricks to help make life work
> better or easier.
>
> Go!


I guess you don't have any common sense to share with us so we are suppose to tell you what is common sense to entertain you?

Okay, don't start a thread you cannot contribute to.

I would squeeze a round off from a good distance and your head would explode like a melon.

One shot, one kill.

Never trust a nigger or a Muslim.

Be kind to niggers and muslims so that you can ascend the reincarnation ladder. Actually, be kind to all living beings. You will actually make more friends. The more friends you have, the least trouble you will have in life.

Make sure you drink plenty of water right after drinking a Pumpkin Spice latte or White Chocolate macchiato. If not, your pee will smell exactly the same as the coffee. Weird!



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This thread didn't pan out like I had expected.

I'm going to place my AR-15 on a hard surface facing up, put my mouth on the muzzle and use my big toe to blast my slimy brains all over my apartment ceiling.

When you spot Miley Cyrus walking down the street, follow very closely behind as you have a good chance of being rewarded.

Sitting quietly in a tree fort with my high powered suppressed AR-15 with night scope. I will end you all for what you did to me. I would even shoot a pregnant woman in the belly.

One shot, one kill.

Wait...I mean two kills in the above case.

Always carry a knife

It's easier to beg for forgiveness then ask permission.

Never apologize, its a sign of weekness

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

don't tell your co-workers if you have a home, your real name, or whether your married

sure way to get someone banging your wife, in such an area as fx

Never be the first person into work in the morning. You will get stuck with the shit projects as soon as the boss shows up.

Those are all good tips.

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Always carry a knife
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> It's easier to beg for forgiveness then ask
> permission.
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> Never apologize, its a sign of weekness

Signatures are for fags

Don't eat yellow snow.

Foolish man gives wife a grand piano.
Wise man gives wife an upright organ.

Always keep some "tots" in your pocket in the event you get hungry.


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Don't wipe yourself so hard that you get anal fissures.

Stay off fairfaxunderground.

Don't trust women, eighteen years of child support taught me the hard way.

Miller the Sniper Wrote:
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> This thread didn't pan out like I had expected.
>
> I'm going to place my AR-15 on a hard surface
> facing up, put my mouth on the muzzle and use my
> big toe to blast my slimy brains all over my
> apartment ceiling.


AR-15's arent that long man... i mean, the average height person can easily activate the trigger with their hand... and not use their toes... just saying... thats kind of weird... im not even sure if a big toe could fit in the trigger guard... then you would have to use one of your lesser toes... which makes things even weirder... i would much rather not die by the hands of my pinky toe, dignity reasons.

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Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Foolish man gives wife a grand piano.
> Wise man gives wife an upright organ.

Man who go to sleep with itchy butthole wake up with smelly finger.
Man who run in front of bus get tired.
Man who run behind bus get exhausted.

Signatures are for fags

Great idea for a positive thread.

Live Big! Love Bigger!!

Be a great role model in the lives of others.

Lead the way by inspiring others, follow when necessary, but never blindly.

Bring laughter and a sense of humor to everything you do and to everyone you touch.

Do not lie, cheat, or steal or tolerate those who do.

Be heard through words and actions that are meaningful.

Use your inside voice.

Define your moral boundaries and values and firmly commit to living your life inside that box.

Your honor, credibility, and integrity are priceless. Only you can give them away and you can only do it once.

Make a plan to achieve a happy and balanced quality of life - but have metrics for happiness, balance, and quality and constantly measure your life against those metrics.

Decide what you want and commit to making it happen.

Life is a marathon of multiple sprints.

Life is a team sport - be a We person and not a Me person.

Don't swing for the fences every time you step up to the plate. The game of life is won on singles and doubles, not Home Runs.

Take carefully calculated risks with measurable ROI's.

Don't be scared to fail and don't give up when you fail.

Measure twice, cut once.

Get married to the love of your life, have children, and be the best spouse and parent possible.

Get in touch with your spiritual side and feed it often.

Hunt and fish, and eat your own meat/fish once in a while and make it a family tradition.

Teach your kids to hunt and fish.

Forage in the forest for natural foods like mushrooms and wild berries.

Plant a garden every Spring and enjoy the fruits of your labor throughout the summer.

Cut a live Christmas Tree every year.

Eat dinner with your family every night possible and have meaningful conversations.

Play cards and board games with your family.

Coach your kids in sports.

Volunteer and give back to your community and country.

Vote in every election.

Nurture relationships and spend time with your parents and relatives.

Take your wife on dates and to the movies.

Write your wife love notes and hide them in places where she will find them.

Bring your wife flowers when there is no special occasion.

Play little pranks on people.

Throw surprise parties.

Go on walks and hikes.

Watch sunrises and sunsets.

Get everyone up for celestial events like meteor showers.

Climb mountains.

Travel far and wide.

Dine out at fancy restaurants and try crazy foods.

Cry when you feel like it.

Don't blame or shame other people.

Exercise regularly.

Never fuck outside of your weight class.