Profiler Wrote:
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> all of this is based on information that he/she/it
> has posted, nothing is being speculated and i'm
> pretty sure it stops being "personal info" once
> the person makes it available to the public.
>
> Name: Spunky or Spunky2
>
> Gender: female (unconfirmed)
>
> Race: native american
>
> Height: 5'6" (with heels)
>
> Pets: dog
>
> Marital status: divorced (ex-husband is a gay
> sociopath called "The Teflon Man" that once
> reported her as a terrorist)
>
> Employment history: US marine Corp (for 27 years),
> Edgewood in MD (the anthrax factory, TS
> clearance)
>
> Organizational Affiliation: Has friends in NSA,
> Secret Service, and DHS.
>
> Graduated: Carolina
>
> Likes: Dave and Busters, weed
>
> Hates: Kafka novels, Hunter S. Thompson, crystal
> meth, Elliot in the Morning, hispanics, cocks,
> fellatio
>
> People she thinks are illegal hispanic immigrants:
> pgens
>
> People she thinks are Canadian terrorist bullies:
> TheMeeper, Sigmund Fraud
>
> People she thinks are really Elliot in the
> Morning: pgens and TheMeeper (lol paradox), Bob,
> Registered Voter, SRE, 496, WashingToneLocian,
> Agent Cody Banks, SA Smith, MrMephisto, Mrs. K,
> Genevieve
>
> Thinks this site is run by: Nazis
>
> Factors indicating insanity:
>
> 1. Saw Mohommad Atta in a US Navy uniform at a
> British military function (that was also a
> birthday party) in 2000. Reported it to
> "agencies," which include the FBI, news media,
> BBC, and the at-that-time-not-even-thought-of 9/11
> commission. Started noticing things being moved
> around her house and files deleted from her
> computer. Family and friends were told not to
> contact her. She's also been unemployed since
> 2000.
>
> 2. Saw the terrorists at Dave and Busters in
> August 2001, playing video games.
>
> 3. Knows for a fact that anthrax is made in
> Edgewood, MD.
>
> 4. Is seeing a counselor.
>
> 5. Knows for a fact that there are listening
> devices in her house that an "illegal" installed
> for her.
>
> 6. Has her PMs deleted and altered on a regular
> basis.
>
> 7. Is going through menopause.
>
> 8. Saw the State unemployment office provide
> benefits to "illegals."
>
> Factors indicating sanity:
>
> None
>
> Sources:
>
>
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/11
> 8182/page-1.html
>
> ... and many more. I got bored about 20 minutes
> into this.
Spunky is Native American?!
Well...I'll be gotdamned.
I should be ashamed to share the same ethnicity as a psychotic storyteller!