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You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: wide awake ()
Date: July 23, 2010 05:29AM

I am.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 23, 2010 08:52AM

OMG ME 2

Signatures are for fags

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 23, 2010 09:27AM

I was up at 5:13. At 5:37 I was sitting in a blue adirondack chair watching the sunrise which occurred precisely at 5:52.

At 7:34 I was eating a bagel and watching a couple of butterflies fly around. So far this is all I've done today.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 23, 2010 09:32AM

And at 7:36 (after I completed) I put my binoculars down and pulled away from the curb across from Alias's house in my rusted beige 1986 Toyota Camry.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: July 23, 2010 09:42AM

Alarm went off at 6 and I hit snooze until 7:40. I was up far too late:(
I got me and the kid ready and out of the house at 8:15.
Now I get to relax at work. Is it Monday yet??

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 23, 2010 09:47AM

I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 23, 2010 09:49AM

I woke up this morning and had those Statesboro blues.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 23, 2010 09:50AM

I woke up this morning, put on my slippers, walked in the kitchen & died...

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 23, 2010 09:58AM

I woke up this morning, and got myself a gun.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: July 23, 2010 10:06AM

I woke up this morning,

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: July 23, 2010 10:13AM

Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer. The future's uncertain and the end is always near.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2010 10:14AM by 496.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 23, 2010 10:17AM

I woke up this morning and dusted my broom.

And later on, I'm gonna write a letter to China
See if my baby's over there. If she ain't up in the Hawaiian Islands,
Must be in Ethiopia somewhere.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2010 10:19AM by Numbers.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 23, 2010 10:28AM

UP ALLLLL NIIIIGHT
SLEEP ALL DAY!!

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 23, 2010 10:53AM

This morning, I got up, got out of bed and dragged a comb across my head.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Capt. Obvious ()
Date: July 23, 2010 10:55AM

Well I woke up this morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt. And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 23, 2010 10:56AM

Today was another suburban family morning. My wife's mother was screaming at the wall. We had to shout above the din of our Rice Crispies. We couldn't hear anything at all.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 23, 2010 10:57AM

Capt. Obvious Wrote:
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> Well I woke up this morning with no way to hold my
> head that didn't hurt. And the beer I had for
> breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for
> dessert.



Ha, awesome song.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: anon RV post ()
Date: July 23, 2010 10:59AM

Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?


Yea, I'm having a party! My penis is up for the first time in like a year! I've got to call my sister, I can't let this go to waste.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 23, 2010 11:04AM

On a Sunday morning sidewalk
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
Cuz there's something in a Sunday,
that makes somebody feel alone.
And there's nothing short of dying,
that's half as lonesome as the sound
of a sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.


(I forget who originally wrote this song but the lyrics are fucking brilliant)

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Regis-turd ()
Date: July 23, 2010 11:05AM

anon RV post Wrote:
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> Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
>
>
> Yea, I'm having a party! My penis is up for the
> first time in like a year! I've got to call my
> sister, I can't let this go to waste.


I have the purple pill on my side.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Capt. Obvious ()
Date: July 23, 2010 11:07AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> On a Sunday morning sidewalk
> I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
> Cuz there's something in a Sunday,
> that makes somebody feel alone.
> And there's nothing short of dying,
> that's half as lonesome as the sound
> of a sleeping city sidewalk
> And Sunday morning coming down.
>
>
> (I forget who originally wrote this song but the
> lyrics are fucking brilliant)

Kristofferson

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 23, 2010 11:27AM

Capt. Obvious Wrote:
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> Kristofferson


Yes, Kris Kristofferson wrote it and everyone and their brother has covered it. Still, it's a good song.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 23, 2010 11:31AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> And at 7:36 (after I completed) I put my
> binoculars down and pulled away from the curb
> across from Alias's house in my rusted beige 1986
> Toyota Camry.

You should have kept those binoculars on. At 7:39, I was doing a hula dance in my new grass skirt. Then, at 7:42, while frantically running from a bee, my new skirt caught on a rose bush and completely unraveled. Hiding behind my hand tassels and drum, I quickly went inside.

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 23, 2010 11:32AM

I'll have to go back on the DVR and watch that later......

I've said too much

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 23, 2010 11:39AM

And I've got my family. And one big bed is all we need, with morningwood.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: You up?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 23, 2010 12:09PM

I woke up, because your wife rolled over and was snoring too loudly.

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