Channel 37 will be the fairfax underground channel. 37 is fucked anyway, nobody has been using it. You can get a decent cobera or uniden for 40 bucks plus 15 bucks for a decent antenna.
We can all talk shit during our commute. Remember the 10 codes?? We will have to add 10-666 - lizzie alert.




CB "10-Codes"
Code Translation
10-1 Receiving poorly
10-2 Receiving well
10-3 Stop transmitting
10-4 OK, message received
10-5 Relay message
10-6 Busy, standby
10-7 Out of service, leaving air
10-8 In service, subject to call
10-9 Repeat message
10-11 Talking too rapidly
10-12 Visitors present
10-13 Advise weather, road conditions
10-16 Make pickup at...
10-17 Urgent business
10-18 Anything for us?
10-19 Nothing for you, return to base
10-20 My location is...
10-21 Call by telephone
10-22 Report in person to...
10-23 Stand by
10-24 Completed last assignment
10-25 Can you contact
10-26 Disregard last information
10-27 I am moving to channel...
10-28 Identify your station
10-29 Time is up for contact
10-30 Does not conform to FCC rules
10-32 I will give you a radio check
10-33 Emergency traffic
10-34 Trouble at this station
10-35 Confidential information
10-36 The correct time is...
10-37 Wrecker needed at...
10-38 Ambulance needed at...
10-39 Your message delivered
10-41 Please tune to channel...
10-42 Traffic accident at...
10-43 Traffic tie up at...
10-44 I have a message for you
10-45 All units within range please report
10-50 Break channel
10-60 What is next message number?
10-62 Unable to copy, use phone
10-63 Net directed to...
10-64 Net clear
10-65 Awaiting your next message, or assignment
10-67 All units comply
10-70 Fire at...
10-71 Proceed with transmission in sequence
10-73 Speed trap at...
10-75 You are causing interference
10-77 Negative contact
10-81 Reserve hotel room for...
10-84 My telephone number is...
10-85 My address is...
10-91 Talk closer to mike
10-93 Check my frequency on this channel
10-94 Please give me a long count
10-99 Mission completed, all units secured
10-100 Rest stop
10-200 Police needed at...

Well, I have a CB in my six door truck, so I guess you'll be saying 10-666 all day, erry day, SON!

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

lizzie Wrote:
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> Well, I have a CB in my six door truck, so I guess
> you'll be saying 10-666 all day, erry day, SON!


Ill give you a shout during my commute about 7:30 tuesday morning. Is your handle on the air the same as your handle here? Ill be on the old 37 for about an hour, just give a shout for long haul paul. No lot lizzards or sleeper creepers please!

What is the code for lot lizards?

long haul paul Wrote:
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> lizzie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, I have a CB in my six door truck, so I
> guess
> > you'll be saying 10-666 all day, erry day, SON!
>
>
> Ill give you a shout during my commute about 7:30
> tuesday morning. Is your handle on the air the
> same as your handle here? Ill be on the old 37 for
> about an hour, just give a shout for long haul
> paul. No lot lizzards or sleeper creepers please!

10-4, will do. Maybe catch you on the flip side too.

eesh Wrote:
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> What is the code for lot lizards?


pretty sure thats a big 10-69

you can go on channel 19 and give out a shout for "Cherri"

long haul paul Wrote:
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> lizzie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, I have a CB in my six door truck, so I
> guess
> > you'll be saying 10-666 all day, erry day, SON!
>
>
> Ill give you a shout during my commute about 7:30
> tuesday morning. Is your handle on the air the
> same as your handle here? Ill be on the old 37 for
> about an hour, just give a shout for long haul
> paul. No lot lizzards or sleeper creepers please!


I didn't even see this post but yes I am "lizzie"

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

I love my CB radio and the movie Convoy.

Mark S. Allen Wrote:
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> I love my CB radio and the movie Convoy.


Yeah Convoy came out first as I remember then the next summer it was Smokey and the bandit. I had a GE CB in my 1972 dodge dart.

Speaking of sleeper creepers.........
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No shit, long haul paul is on 37 every morning.

sorry LHP my ham radio takes up all my free time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3VN54M1OXA

CBs are not a fad they are here to stay. Anyone have a spare tenis ball i can put on my whip come on

Place right off of 66 at 234 Business. Come off of 66 head south on 234, right onto BallsFord Rd then take first right at traffic light, and turn up into the industrial park. Go to the stop sign turn left and drive to the first or 2nd row of buildings. Look for a place called Auto Outfitters, Mon to Sat 9-5, CB radios antenna's get a power mike if your buying a radio.

KEEP THE SUNNY SIDE UP AND THE DIRTY SIDE DOWN.

Do it.

This is how nerds spent their time before home computers were commonplace.
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I spoke to Betty Ford on my CB back in the day. Her handle was "First Mama"

Hey folks, I actually just moved down here from up north. Glad to see CBs are still used down here. Love the area and was lucky enough to make a few cb contacts since I moved in. Take care

I still have a portable CB radio in the trunk of my car that I bought in the late 70s. I test it every so often and it still works like a charm. Looks just like this one.

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I dont think even the dirty filthy 18 wheeler drivers use CB anymore.

Stabitha Wrote:
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> I dont think even the dirty filthy 18 wheeler
> drivers use CB anymore.

Dirty filthy. Are you a homo living in a basement

Wow Convoy! that's a neat looking radio. Here's mine
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Could you make that picture a little bigger? I really want to see an even closer view of your fat little Vienna Sausage fingers.

As soon as the DOT approves them you will see me in a super cube. These trucks are designed to only go from one distribution center to another and will not stray from the interstate. With a huge fuel capacity and super sleeper complete with shower, flush toilet and fully stocked kitchen two drivers can keep this thing on the road for days at a time and you can bet everyone will be hollerin at me on the CB. My handle is Virginia road hog. These trucks are being tested in Canada now. Walmart is already moving more freight with less fuel than any trucking company in the USA. The super cubes will make their fleet even more efficient.
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mother trucker Wrote:
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> As soon as the DOT approves them you will see me
> in a super cube. These trucks are designed to only
> go from one distribution center to another and
> will not stray from the interstate. With a huge
> fuel capacity and super sleeper complete with
> shower, flush toilet and fully stocked kitchen two
> drivers can keep this thing on the road for days
> at a time and you can bet everyone will be
> hollerin at me on the CB. My handle is Virginia
> road hog. These trucks are being tested in Canada
> now. Walmart is already moving more freight with
> less fuel than any trucking company in the USA.
> The super cubes will make their fleet even more
> efficient.


I hope they do not run one of those trucks around the beltway. It is hard enough to merge already!

Mystic Cricket Wrote:
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> Wow Convoy! that's a neat looking radio. Here's
> mine




Night panel button? Are you in a Saab?

eesh Wrote:
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> Mystic Cricket Wrote:
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> > Wow Convoy! that's a neat looking radio. Here's
> > mine
>
>
>
>
> Night panel button? Are you in a Saab?

vents look like GM-era Saab...

Yep 2001 93... Used to have a 88'spg cCtYn lol

My handle is Bad Influence. Give me a shout any time.
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All that equipment!

No room for a Lot Lizard?

BEH Wrote:
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> All that equipment!
>
> No room for a Lot Lizard?


I got a nice sleeper in the back!!

that's the corprate monitoring system

it's so they know who to put in jail when the shipment goes missing

and with who they're hiring: they'll need better technology than that

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there was just a huge truckign scandal in Ohio. a New Jersey firm was picking up (trucking) fuel and delivering it relabled as bio fuel telling the government their factory had made (cp, there was no factory idiot), and ripped off, oh, $100,000,000 in grant money using "green laws"

that's obama's "green" plan. green as in they steal yo money.



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Fake

yeah, CB radios are fake... and gay and ugly..

Signatures are for fags

this chick is hot.
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Im gettin one, i'll use radio, the main medium of communication between Republicans and their masters to hypnotize them into submission and proclaim me their one and only leader. I'll start with ffxu Republicans and take over the country eventually. One cb radio is all it will take to become the most powerful man in the world.

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Im gettin one, i'll use radio, the main medium of
> communication between Republicans and their
> masters to hypnotize them into submission and
> proclaim me their one and only leader. I'll start
> with ffxu Republicans and take over the country
> eventually. One cb radio is all it will take to
> become the most powerful man in the world.


Work with me big boy and we will really go places!

Whe I was little we had one of these: http://www.megomuseum.com/startrek/commandconsole.html

It was a Star Trek toy that worked with these:
http://www.megomuseum.com/startrek/communicators.html

Basically it was a low-powered 2-way radio that worked on CB channel 14 (I think?). We could run around the neighborhood playing Star Trek.

Funny thing, though, was that the console was powerful enough to reach the nearest truck stop about 2 miles away, so my friends and I would listen to the hookers telling the truckers how they were going to give them good blowjobs, etc. We were so young some of the kids didn't understand what they were hearing and it had to be explained to them.

Fortunately our parents never found out about it or they might've taken the radios away from us. We wound up abusing the equipment until it stopped working eventually.

I refuse to use KB bekause it is not enkrypted at all, B.Hussein.O's thugs will be listening intently to everything you say. Your 10-kodes don't kount as enkryption and will not save you.

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twitter @EyeAmU

conVince Wrote:
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> I refuse to use KB bekause it is not enkrypted at
> all, B.Hussein.O's thugs will be listening
> intently to everything you say. Your 10-kodes
> don't kount as enkryption and will not save you.


Agree. Only use secure lasercom or fiber optic landline for talking to hookers.

Why don't you spell your username "konVince" (or konVinke) for consistency?



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tomahawk Wrote:
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> conVince Wrote:
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> > I refuse to use KB bekause it is not enkrypted
> at
> > all, B.Hussein.O's thugs will be listening
> > intently to everything you say. Your 10-kodes
> > don't kount as enkryption and will not save
> you.
>
> Why don't you spell your username "konVince" (or
> konVinke) for consistency?

Historically-speaking, conVince's name shouldn't be changed because the name itself has a specific meaning for the forum.

"conVince" is the anti-Vince(1), who was an ardent (and prolific) Democrat poster on this forum during the second Bush administration. Vince(1) referred to Republicans as "Republikans" to imply a racist agenda of anyone associating themselves with the GOP. The "con" has dual meaning, referring both to "converse" to engage Vince(1) in a two-sided conversation (the way they are supposed to be), and "contrary" (opposite political lean).

Vince(1) was later outed and left the forum, but conVince remains.

I know that, I'm just sayin'...10-4

Anyone remember Fairax Radio on Main St./236 East for CB radio sales? Owner's CB radio handle was Raceway. If you asked the right questions... you could purchase a 'heater'(amp), ping or echo feature under the table and were illegal at the time. The shop discontinued the added services after a visit from the FCC and they were in business for several more years into early 80's.

my base station will blow your doors off.
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I have been hearing some shit on ch 37 in the mornings. I am pretty sure it is Wing Nut talking a bunch of anti Obama shit. Pretty sure he has an illegal amp on his radio because he was blowing my doors off even with the squelch turned up most of the way. I am reporting his ass to the FCC.

got my ears on2 Wrote:
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> I have been hearing some shit on ch 37 in the
> mornings. I am pretty sure it is Wing Nut talking
> a bunch of anti Obama shit. Pretty sure he has an
> illegal amp on his radio because he was blowing my
> doors off even with the squelch turned up most of
> the way. I am reporting his ass to the FCC.


Wing nut is too cowardly to talk that kind of stuff on the CB. He would be too afraid of getting an ass beating.

Shakeys Pizza, Tysons circa 1975. CB fests, some butt ugly people. The likes of the people of Walmart. I was a teeenager working there. It was the Pimmit Hills crowd. I just lost my appetite thinking about it.

Scientists have proved that in the history of CB radio, NOTHING of any vaule has EVER been uttered over those airwaves. It was the ugly internet of that decade.

"Big Ben, this here's the Rubber Duck and I'm about to put the hammer down 10-4?"
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Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Im gettin one, i'll use radio, the main medium of
> communication between Republicans and their
> masters to hypnotize them into submission and
> proclaim me their one and only leader. I'll start
> with ffxu Republicans and take over the country
> eventually. One cb radio is all it will take to
> become the most powerful man in the world.


Give me a shout out brother. Im on ch 38 7 to 8 am 4:30 to 5:45 pm.

Mothertrucker out

Huggy Bear Wrote:
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> Anyone remember Fairax Radio on Main St./236 East
> for CB radio sales? Owner's CB radio handle was
> Raceway. If you asked the right questions... you
> could purchase a 'heater'(amp), ping or echo
> feature under the table and were illegal at the
> time. The shop discontinued the added services
> after a visit from the FCC and they were in
> business for several more years into early 80's.


That place was awesome!

roll on 2 Wrote:
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> Huggy Bear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone remember Fairax Radio on Main St./236
> East
> > for CB radio sales? Owner's CB radio handle
> was
> > Raceway. If you asked the right questions...
> you
> > could purchase a 'heater'(amp), ping or echo
> > feature under the table and were illegal at the
> > time. The shop discontinued the added services
> > after a visit from the FCC and they were in
> > business for several more years into early
> 80's.
>
>
> That place was awesome!

Actually, amplifiers on a CB are still illegal. The legal limit is still 4w AM, 12w PEP SSB. However, you really have to make a pest of yourself to attract enough attention to get busted. You aren't allowed to have a VFO on a CB either.

Channel 11 is full of conservative guys who talk all that conservative bullshit.

roll on 2 Wrote:
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> Huggy Bear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone remember Fairax Radio on Main St./236
> East
> > for CB radio sales? Owner's CB radio handle
> was
> > Raceway. If you asked the right questions...
> you
> > could purchase a 'heater'(amp), ping or echo
> > feature under the table and were illegal at the
> > time. The shop discontinued the added services
> > after a visit from the FCC and they were in
> > business for several more years into early
> 80's.
>
>
> That place was awesome!

OMG, that place had everything! A friend of mine had two whip antennas on his bug. Nickname Yellow Pony

Break channel

This here is buttfuzz, how about ya peter dragon?

peter dragon, you got a copy on the buttfuzz?

key it up and kick it back

negative contact on that peter dragon

buttfuzz 10-10 on the side.

We use the cb to outsmart INS

I heard someone selling pot by the name of Healer Dealer. Was it Cary?

lizzie Wrote:
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> Well, I have a CB in my six door truck, so I guess
> you'll be saying 10-666 all day, erry day, SON!


Poor little monkey didn't even have a car. Or a license. Probably never will now.....

Turpike terrorist
Muslim motor truck
Sidewalk crowd crusher
The paki taxi

Daycab donkey fucker

#1 dumb ass: your smart phone IS A RADIO that uses a small DAC/ADC on the antenna. radios aren't the past, they are mainstream future and still here.

#2 russians have programmable radios that can fake any AM,FM UHF or digital (ie, cell phone) signal and they're in space where they're REALLY f'ing hard to "argue with"

assholes like you hire illegals here and abroad and buy imports instead of hiring americans, could care less about nation building, - and because of that the USA's radios are endangered

don't give me your "old CB" jive - USA was way ahead in radio when those were produced

Taco eater Wrote:
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> We use the cb to outsmart INS


Good to know. Thanks.

wxuye Wrote:
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>

> #1 dumb ass: your smart phone IS A RADIO that
> uses a small DAC/ADC on the antenna. radios
> aren't the past, they are mainstream future and
> still here.
>
> #2 russians have programmable radios that can
> fake any AM,FM UHF or digital (ie, cell phone)
> signal and they're in space where they're REALLY
> f'ing hard to "argue with"
>
> assholes like you hire illegals here and abroad
> and buy imports instead of hiring americans, could
> care less about nation building, - and because of
> that the USA's radios are endangered
>
> don't give me your "old CB" jive - USA was way
> ahead in radio when those were produced
>

They have the “cb” app
I think the purple one?
U can talk world wide, it can get busy and slow at times

Load the app and talk, my handle is BIGLY gay bigly

lizzie Wrote:
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> Well, I have a CB in my six door truck, so I guess
> you'll be saying 10-666 all day, erry day, SON!


It was always sad how lizzie lived out her fantasies on here - marrying a doctor, having shitloads of money (and a dyson, motherfucker), supervising dozens of nurses and making six figures, driving a six door truck.

The reality being that nobody would consider marrying her except miz, she never had any money, she couldn't hold down a fast food job, and her only means of transportation was miz or eesh.

A Bean Flicking to Butt Hole Lickin Good time!

lingo Wrote:
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> Break channel
>
> This here is buttfuzz, how about ya peter dragon?
>
> peter dragon, you got a copy on the buttfuzz?
>
> key it up and kick it back
>
> negative contact on that peter dragon
>
> buttfuzz 10-10 on the side.


whut?

tomahawk Wrote:
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> listen to the hookers telling the truckers how
> they were going to give them good blowjobs, etc.
> We were so young some of the kids didn't
> understand what they were hearing and it had to be
> explained to them.
>
> Fortunately our parents never found out about it
> or they might've taken the radios away from us. We
> wound up abusing the equipment until it stopped
> working eventually

Abusing my equipment just thinking about it!

lizzie's six-door truck Wrote:
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> lizzie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Well, I have a CB in my six door truck, so I
> guess
> > you'll be saying 10-666 all day, erry day, SON!
>
>
> It was always sad how lizzie lived out her
> fantasies on here - marrying a doctor, having
> shitloads of money (and a dyson, motherfucker),
> supervising dozens of nurses and making six
> figures, driving a six door truck.
>
> The reality being that nobody would consider
> marrying her except miz, she never had any money,
> she couldn't hold down a fast food job, and her
> only means of transportation was miz or eesh.


I seen the 6 door truck at her house!