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Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: yuvani leschencko ()
Date: January 01, 2013 08:54PM

I come from Russia to this new year to spend life with my soon to be husband who post online as "eesh". I tell him to post less time now that we have relations forming. I also make him get part time job, the plane ticket and website were i found him is expensive. So he will be on less time.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 01, 2013 09:03PM

Sorry, unless you look like Yulia Tymoshenko, I'm not interested.



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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 02, 2013 09:44AM

I looked into this, it cost about 40 grand to get one of those Ruskies over here, with no guarentee she won't run off with the first Boris she meets.

Money better spent chasing local skanks or renting whores.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 02, 2013 10:25AM

BEH Wrote:
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> I looked into this, it cost about 40 grand to get
> one of those Ruskies over here, with no guarentee
> she won't run off with the first Boris she meets.




An old thread of mine:



http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/449711.html




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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 02, 2013 11:27AM

My god, are you sure those triple chinned monsters won't eat those little darlings?

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Gross... ()
Date: January 02, 2013 12:14PM

Most of those women can barely hide their disgust. It's sad that they feel compelled to do this.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: January 02, 2013 01:26PM

BEH Wrote:
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> I looked into this, it cost about 40 grand to get
> one of those Ruskies over here, with no guarentee
> she won't run off with the first Boris she meets.
>
>
> Money better spent chasing local skanks or renting
> whores.


Those pictures are funny as shit. I knew some guy in my old job rhat must have weighed 400#'s that had one of those Russian/Eastern European wives. I saw a picture of her and it was the same story; middle age (~45) white guy with some MAJOR defect, but had a little bit of cash tucked away. The wife looked to be in her mid-20's and fairly attractive. This guy was a complete pervert(he got fired for looking at porn at work!!) and I always figured that this girl could easily land a guy her own age who makes decent money.

You got to figure that's the way it turns out quite often.

I have you now.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: gnrnner ()
Date: January 02, 2013 05:41PM

So happy together.......

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Football Bat ()
Date: January 02, 2013 05:52PM

This thread is so silly.

Everyone knows if eesh was going to get married, he'd find himself a cute little twink with a tight butt.
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 02, 2013 10:10PM

Football Bat Wrote:
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> This thread is so silly.
>
> Everyone knows if eesh was going to get married,
> he'd find himself a cute little twink with a tight
> butt.




You know, Johnny Weir is more of Harry Tuttle's type.



My type, well.........
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: ouch ()
Date: January 03, 2013 04:07PM

Those poor, poor women. Imagine what that woman with "Wayne" had to put up with. *barf*

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 03, 2013 07:03PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Football Bat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This thread is so silly.
> >
> > Everyone knows if eesh was going to get
> married,
> > he'd find himself a cute little twink with a
> tight
> > butt.
>
>
>
>
> You know, Johnny Weir is more of Harry Tuttle's
> type.
>
>
>
> My type, well.........
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2013 09:24PM

Oh man oh man.....I have discovered a delicate flower, a beautiful creature that has drawn my attention from Johnny Weir.



Johnny is history to me.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/14/2013 09:24PM by eesh.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Better than Johnny??? ()
Date: July 14, 2013 09:35PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Oh man oh man.....I have discovered a delicate
> flower, a beautiful creature that has drawn my
> attention from Johnny Weir.
>
>
>
> Johnny is history to me.

Do tell!

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2013 09:59PM

Better than Johnny??? Wrote:
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> Do tell!




His name is Andy Biersack.....one of the sweetest things I've ever seen.



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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2013 12:41AM

I do not understand that guy's pain. Nobody does.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: AC ()
Date: July 15, 2013 01:37AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I do not understand that guy's pain.


That's surprising.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 15, 2013 11:45PM

My sweet sweet Biersack.


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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:05AM

That Biersack guy looks too Hep-C ish for me... J-Dub all day, err day, y'all. Y'heard?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: barbituates ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:10AM

I am so hight right now

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:12AM

Keep working on that catch-phrase, JJ...

DYNO-MITE!!!

barbituates Wrote:
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> I am so hight right now

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: oh my dooooooog!!! ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:14AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Keep working on that catch-phrase, JJ...
>
> DYNO-MITE!!!
>
> barbituates Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am so hight right now


I AM SOOOOO HIIIIIIGHHHH!!!!

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:15AM

Hello Harry. You can take Johnny Weir, I have my beautiful Biersack.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:15AM

Sup, dawg... You can have that.. thing... I'm not really into the "alternative" look...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Weir Monster ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:16AM

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:18AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Sup, dawg... You can have that.. thing... I'm not
> really into the "alternative" look...




Thing? What thing?

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:22AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> That Biersack guy looks too Hep-C ish for me...




No no, he's got a great smile and beautiful skin and a delicate face.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:23AM

That thing with sapphire eyes and thick, full, lips... and an increased chance of STI....

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:28AM

He's very clean cut looking...

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:30AM

.,.
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:31AM

He's too "in-between"... not feminine enough to be J-Dub status... but not masculine enough to be Bruce Willis attractive...

Tell him to make up his mind, if he wants to get with me...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:32AM

Such intense eyes....



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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:34AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> He's too "in-between"... not feminine enough to be
> J-Dub status... but not masculine enough to be
> Bruce Willis attractive...
>
> Tell him to make up his mind, if he wants to get
> with me...




Oh, so you like nice neat categories....he's glam rock all the way.



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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:35AM

fuck the categories... it's the piercings.... I look at him and I smell his lip ring... I ain't lettin' him be my boo...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:36AM

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:36AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> fuck the categories... it's the piercings.... I
> look at him and I smell his lip ring... I ain't
> lettin' him be my boo...




You don't like piercings?

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:38AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> fuck the categories... it's the piercings.... I
> look at him and I smell his lip ring... I ain't
> lettin' him be my boo...
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:39AM

If I'm going to speak generally, no... I don't like piercings... Of course, I'll see a hot piece of ass that has piercings... and I can tolerate them because of how hot the ass is... but... piercings don't add any value to me..

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: that's racist. ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:40AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> fuck the categories... it's the piercings.... I
> look at him and I smell his lip ring... I ain't
> lettin' him be my boo...


"Boo" is short for "jiggaboo". You ought to know better.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:42AM

Boo is short for "babybubbabuggybooboo"... You're obviously too white to understand the term...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:42AM

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:43AM

Ok... not hot... I think our conversation is done here.... Unless you throw in some more Johnny Weir pics...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:44AM

Hot!
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:45AM

I see you!
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:46AM

I got the same stuffed koala when I got diagnosed with Hepatitis C, too!!!

eesh Wrote:
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> I see you!

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:48AM

++
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:48AM

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 12:48AM

++++++
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2013 02:01AM

,.,
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How In The Fuck...
Posted by: Dikk Cheeze ()
Date: July 16, 2013 02:26PM

...did this thread devolve into faggots out-fagging each other? Holy Christ.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 19, 2013 12:12AM

;/
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 19, 2013 12:12AM

,.,
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 19, 2013 12:12AM

./'
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 19, 2013 12:12AM

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 20, 2013 06:37PM

bump for Biersack.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 21, 2013 04:58PM

'''''
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 08, 2013 08:48PM

Hey Harry! You think your Weir Monster could take care of a heckler like this?


http://loudwire.com/black-veil-brides-andy-biersack-verbally-destroys-warped-tour-concertgoer/

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 25, 2014 02:22PM

OH MY
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 25, 2014 03:18PM

Ralph's titty gifs are the tits.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 25, 2014 04:04PM

The undisputed biggest fag of FFXU award goes to......





























































































Rockhound.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: January 25, 2014 04:23PM

I actually knew an idiot who fell into this trap.

He spent a fortune (maybe 50K) flying back and forth to Russia and brought her over her a few times. They got married. 6 months later she was off and running with some lifeguard at Ocean City. Of course, she was like 25 and the guy I knew was in his 60's.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 25, 2014 04:24PM

Gerry Berry don't be an asshat. You're confused. I was referring to this gif posted by Ralph towards the top. It's okay, I forgive you.
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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 25, 2014 04:47PM

I can only express tough love. Gifs are so cruel, like that one, great tits but you get only three seconds in a loop and that's all you get.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 25, 2014 04:55PM

They are masturbation inspiration.

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: Reverse Polarity? ()
Date: January 25, 2014 06:04PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> I actually knew an idiot who fell into this trap.
>
>
> He spent a fortune (maybe 50K) flying back and
> forth to Russia and brought her over her a few
> times. They got married. 6 months later she was
> off and running with some lifeguard at Ocean City.
> Of course, she was like 25 and the guy I knew was
> in his 60's.

You seem to know more than a fair share of idiots.
Thinking outside the box?

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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: I was toast now I post ()
Date: January 25, 2014 08:18PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> I actually was the idiot who fell into this trap.
>
>
> I spent a fortune (maybe 50K) flying back and
> forth to Russia and brought her over here a few
> times. We got married. 6 months later she was
> off and running with some lifeguard at Ocean City.
> Of course, she was like 25 and I was
> in my 60's.


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Re: Hi, I am eesh new wife
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 25, 2014 09:26PM

Yeah, don't fall for these bride scams, this guy from Arizona traveled to Ukraine and ended up homeless over there.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/18/ukraine-dating-scam-cary-dolego_n_1101287.html

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